Egyptiansstan
22-05-2006, 04:42
300 kids Arrested for Tax Evasion and Ilegal Buisness
Capital City, reuters May 21 06 3:00 pm
Police have arrested 300 kids from various parts of the nation for selling lemonade without the goverment permission. They will be trialed if they dont pay the delayed tax of 600 million nickel. They will face a charge of tax evasion and ilegal buisness and will suffer the death penalty if found guilty.
Peacfull March For The Lemonade Kids
Capital City, reuters May 21 06 5:14 pm
As a backslash to the lemonade situation about 5000 people started a peacefull march demanding to free the children in question. As a result to that army gunships were dispatched instantly to the area and all the demonstrators were killed. The president said that there wont be any funreals for those traitors because they broke the first rule of the country and thats asking the goverment for things.
Minister Fired And Will Be Executed
Capital City, reuters May 21 06 8:47 pm
This morning the goverment of Egyptiansstan anounced that the minister of education will be executed in a public square. The minister was charged and trialed by the goverment and was found guilty of higher treason. The school books contained only 10,019 pictures of our beloved leader while the constitution states that the school books should have a minimum of 10,031 pictures of our beloved leader while 200,000 for higher education books (colleges and univerisities).
Tax Evasion Criminals Executed
Capital City, reuters May 22 06 6 am
All 300 kids arrested in the lemonade tax evasion scandal were executed today said a goverment sopkesman. The bills of the bullets used to preform the execution was sent to the children familys and they will have 1 week to pay or they will be executed.
Capital City, reuters May 21 06 3:00 pm
Police have arrested 300 kids from various parts of the nation for selling lemonade without the goverment permission. They will be trialed if they dont pay the delayed tax of 600 million nickel. They will face a charge of tax evasion and ilegal buisness and will suffer the death penalty if found guilty.
Peacfull March For The Lemonade Kids
Capital City, reuters May 21 06 5:14 pm
As a backslash to the lemonade situation about 5000 people started a peacefull march demanding to free the children in question. As a result to that army gunships were dispatched instantly to the area and all the demonstrators were killed. The president said that there wont be any funreals for those traitors because they broke the first rule of the country and thats asking the goverment for things.
Minister Fired And Will Be Executed
Capital City, reuters May 21 06 8:47 pm
This morning the goverment of Egyptiansstan anounced that the minister of education will be executed in a public square. The minister was charged and trialed by the goverment and was found guilty of higher treason. The school books contained only 10,019 pictures of our beloved leader while the constitution states that the school books should have a minimum of 10,031 pictures of our beloved leader while 200,000 for higher education books (colleges and univerisities).
Tax Evasion Criminals Executed
Capital City, reuters May 22 06 6 am
All 300 kids arrested in the lemonade tax evasion scandal were executed today said a goverment sopkesman. The bills of the bullets used to preform the execution was sent to the children familys and they will have 1 week to pay or they will be executed.