The Kurtish Republic
06-05-2006, 11:37
KURTLAND MORNING HERALD
Saturday, 6 March 2006
COALITION AGREEMENT WITH BUMSENLAND
Kurtland's leader Kurt Purdon, officially released yesterday that a coaliton agreement has been formed with Bumsenland. Hundreds protested outside the government chambers today claiming that The Kurtish Republic has a 'dictatorial iron fist' over the rest of the region, aided by the 'socialist' Bumsenland. Due to the unpopular 'freedom of speech' law which was passed a few months ago, the protests may go ahead in a civilised manner as long as it doesn't disturb traffic and they are actively supervised police. Under the new coaliton, The Kurtish Republic and Bumsenland now have direct power over the rest of the region. - KRPA*
THE KURTISH REPUBLIC BECOMES REGIONAL DELEGATE
People paraded in the street yesterday as The Kurtish government once again seized the regional delegate position. The Kurtish leader said to the parading crowd that it is an honour and priviledge, not a right, and that the leader would like to thank Mr. Stansfield's benevolent approach to the election. Mr. Purdon also explained that The Kurtish Republic and Bumsenland have become 'a lot closer' and that plans to gradually lower the nation's income taxes are well underway.
FINANCIAL NEWS
Kurtland overtakes Grausmalia as the region's top GDP and exchange rate.
Minister of Finance says economy 'still going strong'.
Are businesses sucking up to the government?
SPORT NEWS
Bumsenland beats Kurtland 2-1 in recent soccer match.
Does the sporting sector need government funds?
OTHER NEWS
Fwied Wontons government collapses and ceases to exist.
Government introduces new security database.
Latest medical inventions are too expensive for working class.
Senior citizens found doing hard manual labour.
Sheeps with strange deformaties found near toxic waste.
* Kurtish Republic Press Association
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KURTLAND MORNING HERALD
Tuesday, 20 June 2006
GOVERNMENT BUDGET DETAILS RELEASED
The official annual government budget was released yesterday showing major change. Thomas Volsvik II, the Kurtish leader commented that the budget is now 'doing more for the people'. The budget showed decreases in Defence, Law & Order, Public Transport and Religion & Spirituality, yet increased on Healthcare, Commerce and Education. Full details of the budget can be displayed at 2006 Kurtland Government Budget (http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=the_kurtish_republic)
IS THE KURTISH REPUBLIC PRESS ASSOCIATION PROPAGANDA?
Recent complaints from civil rights activists have labeled the Kurtish Republic Press Association as a the governments 'propaganda tool' to exploit the minds of the nation. The Kurtish leader dismissed the outcries rebutting that The Kurtish Republic's civil rights were shown as 'excellent' by the United Nations. He also went further and encouraged the KRPA to print this article to prove that the KRPA is not 'speaking political trash'.
BUMSENLAND WINS REGIONAL FOOTBALL CUP
Bumsenland defeated Kurtland 3-2 in the recent regional football final yeasterday after a penalty shootout which went on for more than 12 shots each. Kurtish coach, Roger Cell commented that, despite it being a gutting lost, they played outstanding against such a great team. In the semifinals a week earlier, Bumsenland defeated The Kurtish Alliance 4-1, while The Kurtish Republic defeated Grausamalia 3-0.
FINANCIAL NEWS
Economy 'better than ever' say experts.
Large trade deficit. The start of national debt?
SPORT NEWS
172,000 queue up for regional football final.
Kurtland defeats Bumsenland 11-4 in recent baseball match.
OTHER NEWS
Does the government favour catholics?
Land prizes awarded to notable individuals.
Rainforests bulldozed for uranium mining.
Skateparks in cities a 'popular hit'.
* Kurtish Republic Press Association
Saturday, 6 March 2006
COALITION AGREEMENT WITH BUMSENLAND
Kurtland's leader Kurt Purdon, officially released yesterday that a coaliton agreement has been formed with Bumsenland. Hundreds protested outside the government chambers today claiming that The Kurtish Republic has a 'dictatorial iron fist' over the rest of the region, aided by the 'socialist' Bumsenland. Due to the unpopular 'freedom of speech' law which was passed a few months ago, the protests may go ahead in a civilised manner as long as it doesn't disturb traffic and they are actively supervised police. Under the new coaliton, The Kurtish Republic and Bumsenland now have direct power over the rest of the region. - KRPA*
THE KURTISH REPUBLIC BECOMES REGIONAL DELEGATE
People paraded in the street yesterday as The Kurtish government once again seized the regional delegate position. The Kurtish leader said to the parading crowd that it is an honour and priviledge, not a right, and that the leader would like to thank Mr. Stansfield's benevolent approach to the election. Mr. Purdon also explained that The Kurtish Republic and Bumsenland have become 'a lot closer' and that plans to gradually lower the nation's income taxes are well underway.
FINANCIAL NEWS
Kurtland overtakes Grausmalia as the region's top GDP and exchange rate.
Minister of Finance says economy 'still going strong'.
Are businesses sucking up to the government?
SPORT NEWS
Bumsenland beats Kurtland 2-1 in recent soccer match.
Does the sporting sector need government funds?
OTHER NEWS
Fwied Wontons government collapses and ceases to exist.
Government introduces new security database.
Latest medical inventions are too expensive for working class.
Senior citizens found doing hard manual labour.
Sheeps with strange deformaties found near toxic waste.
* Kurtish Republic Press Association
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KURTLAND MORNING HERALD
Tuesday, 20 June 2006
GOVERNMENT BUDGET DETAILS RELEASED
The official annual government budget was released yesterday showing major change. Thomas Volsvik II, the Kurtish leader commented that the budget is now 'doing more for the people'. The budget showed decreases in Defence, Law & Order, Public Transport and Religion & Spirituality, yet increased on Healthcare, Commerce and Education. Full details of the budget can be displayed at 2006 Kurtland Government Budget (http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=the_kurtish_republic)
IS THE KURTISH REPUBLIC PRESS ASSOCIATION PROPAGANDA?
Recent complaints from civil rights activists have labeled the Kurtish Republic Press Association as a the governments 'propaganda tool' to exploit the minds of the nation. The Kurtish leader dismissed the outcries rebutting that The Kurtish Republic's civil rights were shown as 'excellent' by the United Nations. He also went further and encouraged the KRPA to print this article to prove that the KRPA is not 'speaking political trash'.
BUMSENLAND WINS REGIONAL FOOTBALL CUP
Bumsenland defeated Kurtland 3-2 in the recent regional football final yeasterday after a penalty shootout which went on for more than 12 shots each. Kurtish coach, Roger Cell commented that, despite it being a gutting lost, they played outstanding against such a great team. In the semifinals a week earlier, Bumsenland defeated The Kurtish Alliance 4-1, while The Kurtish Republic defeated Grausamalia 3-0.
FINANCIAL NEWS
Economy 'better than ever' say experts.
Large trade deficit. The start of national debt?
SPORT NEWS
172,000 queue up for regional football final.
Kurtland defeats Bumsenland 11-4 in recent baseball match.
OTHER NEWS
Does the government favour catholics?
Land prizes awarded to notable individuals.
Rainforests bulldozed for uranium mining.
Skateparks in cities a 'popular hit'.
* Kurtish Republic Press Association