NationStates Jolt Archive


Most righteous arms deal!

Auman
06-05-2006, 03:37
After passing through several different departments, getting lost, getting found, getting misplaced, found again and then getting ignored for a few months, the official request of the Iraqstani government to purchase Aumanii warships finally came up for review. Lord General Falkenhayn, chief of the Armed Forces and second only to the Overlord in all matters military, picked through the overly-detailed document...

'God damned Krauts...' griped Falkenhayn as he just realized he had been reading a run on sentence for what seemed like an eternity. The General took a pen to the page, crossing out some things and circling others. Eventually he dictated a message over his office intercom to his secretary...it read something like this...

'Thank you honoured allies for first considering Auman as your new, primary, contractor of space based military arms. As you may be aware our great nation offers a variety of high quality weaponry at low, low, prices...we must be crazy to offer you this Aumanii battlegroup for the all time low prices of only 66,551,009.99 ToI. This deal includes the following hardware:

-Two(2) "Sweet Bitch" class Replenishment vessels.
-One(1) Margaritifer Class Aircraft Carrier.
-Three(3) Hellespontos Class Superdreadnoughts.
-Three(3) Noriega Class Battlespace Control Cruisers.
-Nine(9) Au-170 Frigates.

We hope you are pleased with this transaction as I know we here in Auman are!'

~Lord General Iblitz Falkenhayn, Aumanii War Minister.