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EONOPOLIS CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

The Anti-Feminist Assembly has been convened in the capital of Eonopolis, Purpletripe. All anti-feminist nations, leaders, people, etc. are welcomed to attend.

The Dear General Dante Spano said, "All are welcome to attend, because all of us together must stop the menace that is feminism. Feminism is a breeding ground for other world horrors and follies such as communism, homosexuality, sexual deviancy, socialism, anarchism, and leftism in general. Therefore, we call on all brothers of the world to stand up: Let us defeat the Feminist Behemoth!"

The People's Republic of H-Town Tejas kindly asks you to keep fascism within your borders, you Nazi.

Fascism! We detest fascism, how dare you, a communist swine, attack us with the false label of 'fascism'!

We are Spanoists! Proud in our title as the homeland to Spanoistic thought and teachings!

Down with the Feminist Behemoth! The Red Menace! The Homosexual Agenda!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Remind us to put "Spanoism" in our thesaurus under "Fascism."

Remind us to put "Spanoism" in our thesaurus under "Fascism."

Spanoism differs greatly from fascism, but I would not expect any uneducated commie like yourself to know that!

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

From: The Foreign Office, Tilean Free States Government
To: Anti-Feminist League

If this meeting goes ahead, the TFS Military will be on hand to either arrest of execute any offending participants and hand them over to the U.N, this will be your only warning.

Warning is ignored.

Thank you.

Down with the Feminist Behemoth!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Your nation is small and apparently Naieve, so we will let that one slide, however, our threat still stands, if your meeting goes ahead then we will hand you over to the UN

To the PRTFS

The PRH-TT is always around to help you get rid of these fascists.

Mikel Aritza, PRH-TT Foreign Minister

We are not fascists, merely anti-feminists.

Let your weak threats continue to go unheard....

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Spano, I demand that you rerlinquish control of Eonopolis to a democracy. If you do not, you wil lbe punished severely. Ever heard of our good old Garthoj Doctrine?

Garthoj Doctrine, no not familiar....sounds communist to me, very anti-democratic.

Anyways, democracy is the order of the day here in Eonopolis! We are allowing a plebscite in Zygoty, an optional Anti-Femnist Assembly which clearly allows for free speech. So leave us alone.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Garthoj Doctrine, no not familiar....sounds communist to me, very anti-democratic.

Anyways, democracy is the order of the day here in Eonopolis! We are allowing a plebscite in Zygoty, an optional Anti-Femnist Assembly which clearly allows for free speech. So leave us alone.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

The Garthoj Doctrine is basically, "We go in there, and we do not stop until you are crushed and your nation is either glass or free." In this case, we're looking for "free", not "glass" or "scorched".

Sounds very homosexual....

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Dante Spano

Sounds very homosexual....

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Dante Spano

The Sub-Supreme General sighs at your uninformed comment.

Let it be known Pythogria, that I am the Ruler of Zygoty for now and forever and I will not give up.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Spano

Let it be known Pythogria, that I am the Ruler of Zygoty for now and forever and I will not give up.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Spano

Let it be known that we are at war.

From: Atalis Sranisko, President of Swilatia
To: General Spano of Eonopolis.
Subject: Stupid Assembly

you know that this just add to your long list of crimes against your nations people, and that you have already commited enough of them for me to start a war against you.

What crimes? They are God-sends!

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Spanoism differs greatly from fascism, but I would not expect any uneducated commie like yourself to know that!

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano
I'm nota commie, and I know that spanoism is a type of fascism.

-Atali Saranisko, President of Swilatia

What crimes? They are God-sends!

Sincerely,
The The Evil Dictator General Dante Spano
From: Atalis Sranisko, President of Swilatia
To: General Spano of Eonopolis.

They are not violations of the law, but they are crimes against your nation's people. You are opressing them so much that I, as well as many other people, consider your actions to be crimes against the people of your nation.

Kindly keep your close-minded ideals within your own borders, or else my finger might just 'slip' upon the nuclear launch button.

Signed,

Stewardess Isabella Kastinvia Reinhard(Yes, a woman.)

We offer a sum of $100,000 to the ones who can bring the leaders of Enopolis to justice in the ICC. But if you kill him, you'll recive the sum of $25,000

Women can't do anything.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

To: The Fascist Trash Heap of Eonopolis
"Uneducated" as we may be, we can figure out that your regime is, among other things, genocidal, authoritarian, and anti-left. You sound fascist to us.

To: Pythogria
We would love to help you crush Eonopolis and its insane Nazi regime.

We offer a sum of $100,000 to the ones who can bring the leaders of Enopolis to justice in the ICC. But if you kill him, you'll recive the sum of $25,000

I will never face a day in the ICC, never.

Sincerely,

The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

To: Pythogria
We would love to help you crush Eonopolis and its insane Nazi regime.

To: H-Town Tejas

Thank you, help accepted.

To: The Fascist Trash Heap of Eonopolis
"Uneducated" as we may be, we can figure out that your regime is, among other things, genocidal, authoritarian, and anti-left. You sound fascist to us.

To: Pythogria
We would love to help you crush Eonopolis and its insane Nazi regime.

So wrong....communists know nothing!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

The PRTFS calls on all nations, Communist or otherwise to form a coalition to crush Eonopolis, their ways of thinking are not acceptable in the modern world

All nations who are willing to assign Military Forces to this endevour, please announce your intentions and launch the attack.

I will never face a day in the ICC, never.

Sincerely,

The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

That's why we're killing you.

(OOC: Interestingly enough, before WW2, there were plenty of Fascists, I think there was a US Facism Party for some time.. Yeah, I read too much history)

We find it reprehensible that such a meeting would take place.

However, we find it further reprehensible to allow other nations to invade and stop such a meeting, thus violating the right of free speech. Although this 'Eonopolis' is quite obviously doing something that stands very close to radical facism, we stand ready to offer material support to this country, should they be invaded. Although we will not send soldiers, or weaponry into such a country, we will offer more passive support, unless, of course, they are invaded.

An invasion on such grounds will not be tolerated. The League of the Isles will make it fully known that any such invasion, whether it be in good will or not, will be seen as an attempt to oppress other people, and, as such, will be subject to the Doctrine of Defensive Protection. We have put some two thousand soldiers on standby, just in case such a position needs to be taken.

And furthermore, 'H-Town Tejas', they are keeping their own position within their own borders. At their capital, in fact. They are simply inviting other like-minded nations (wrong as they might be), to attend such a conference.

We too will will contribute to the bounty of these facists leaders.

$100,000 if alive

$25,000 if dead

That inturn means you can earn up to $200,000

or $50,000

Women can't do anything.

Sincerely,
The Evil and Retarded Leader General Dante Spano
From:Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano
Subject: Your lies.

Oh really. some nations are led by women, and some of those female leaders are doing a good job at ruling their nation. And that proves you wrong. And there is loads of other information that proves you wrong. First its homosexuals, then its atrists, then its people who don't worship you, and now all women. you are going to far with yourevil fascism.

(OOC: Interestingly enough, before WW2, there were plenty of Fascists, I think there was a US Facism Party for some time.. Yeah, I read too much history)

We find it reprehensible that such a meeting would take place.

However, we find it further reprehensible to allow other nations to invade and stop such a meeting, thus violating the right of free speech. Although this 'Eonopolis' is quite obviously doing something that stands very close to radical facism, we stand ready to offer material support to this country, should they be invaded. Although we will not send soldiers, or weaponry into such a country, we will offer more passive support, unless, of course, they are invaded.

An invasion on such grounds will not be tolerated. The League of the Isles will make it fully known that any such invasion, whether it be in good will or not, will be seen as an attempt to oppress other people, and, as such, will be subject to the Doctrine of Defensive Protection. We have put some two thousand soldiers on standby, just in case such a position needs to be taken.

And furthermore, 'H-Town Tejas', they are keeping their own position within their own borders. At their capital, in fact. They are simply inviting other like-minded nations (wrong as they might be), to attend such a conference.


This is not your war, stay out of it, or face the consequences

(OOC: Interestingly enough, before WW2, there were plenty of Fascists, I think there was a US Facism Party for some time.. Yeah, I read too much history)

We find it reprehensible that such a meeting would take place.

However, we find it further reprehensible to allow other nations to invade and stop such a meeting, thus violating the right of free speech. Although this 'Eonopolis' is quite obviously doing something that stands very close to radical facism, we stand ready to offer material support to this country, should they be invaded. Although we will not send soldiers, or weaponry into such a country, we will offer more passive support, unless, of course, they are invaded.

An invasion on such grounds will not be tolerated. The League of the Isles will make it fully known that any such invasion, whether it be in good will or not, will be seen as an attempt to oppress other people, and, as such, will be subject to the Doctrine of Defensive Protection. We have put some two thousand soldiers on standby, just in case such a position needs to be taken.

And furthermore, 'H-Town Tejas', they are keeping their own position within their own borders. At their capital, in fact. They are simply inviting other like-minded nations (wrong as they might be), to attend such a conference.

OOC: Exactly, I ain't forcing anyone to attend so be quite or move on.

Jets have now been scrambled and are crisscrossing your nations air space even is I type this.

From:Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano
Subject: Your lies.

Oh really. some nations are led by women, and some of those female leaders are doing a good job at ruling their nation. And that proves you wrong. And there is loads of other information that proves you wrong. First its homosexuals, then its atrists, then its people who don't worship you, and now all women. you are going to far with yourevil fascism.


But they are all wrong! Women! Modern Artists! Communists! Religious Dissenters!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Who said anything about invading? We were just going to make the place a nice, big glass crater.

-Reich Foreign Ministry & Ministry of Defense-

I my self am a Female Leader, the Leaders of Kanami, Kurona, Aqua Anu, are all Females.

I my self am a Female Leader, the Leaders of Kanami, Kurona, Aqua Anu, are all Females.

And I can say the CiC of the Pythogrian Military is female.

Yeah...don't forget about us, either.

UCTFS Aircraft are stationed around your nation, we WILL bomb your capital if the meeting is not called off, this is your only warning

We are already bombing it.

But they are all wrong! Women! Modern Artists! Communists! Religious Dissenters!

Sincerely,
The evil Leader General Dante Spano
From: Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano

No, they are not wrong. you are.

New-Lexington responce: No meester Nazi!!!

(OOC: Interestingly enough, before WW2, there were plenty of Fascists, I think there was a US Facism Party for some time.. Yeah, I read too much history)

We find it reprehensible that such a meeting would take place.

However, we find it further reprehensible to allow other nations to invade and stop such a meeting, thus violating the right of free speech. Although this 'Eonopolis' is quite obviously doing something that stands very close to radical facism, we stand ready to offer material support to this country, should they be invaded. Although we will not send soldiers, or weaponry into such a country, we will offer more passive support, unless, of course, they are invaded.

An invasion on such grounds will not be tolerated. The League of the Isles will make it fully known that any such invasion, whether it be in good will or not, will be seen as an attempt to oppress other people, and, as such, will be subject to the Doctrine of Defensive Protection. We have put some two thousand soldiers on standby, just in case such a position needs to be taken.

And furthermore, 'H-Town Tejas', they are keeping their own position within their own borders. At their capital, in fact. They are simply inviting other like-minded nations (wrong as they might be), to attend such a conference.


You know we are just so tired of nations sticking up for this tryanical facist nation. Nutrality revoked, all support will go to the nations fighting Enoploils. There is a BIG DIFFRENCE between exercising free speech, and ruling by facists belifes. Everyone supported Germany's "Free Speech." And where it ended, more than a million people killed. It's only a matter of time before Enopolis evloves into full flegdged concentration camps.

Signed Yours Truley, A Woman

Elenore Romney.

This is not your war, stay out of it, or face the consequences

We honestly don't see what a tiny nation such as yourself could possibly do to harm us. If by 'consequences', you mean us laughing at you, then, no doubt, we will ignore your threats. You preach freedom, allow others the freedom to live as they will. Do not try to impose your standards upon others.

We honestly don't see what a tiny nation such as yourself could possibly do to harm us. If by 'consequences', you mean us laughing at you, then, no doubt, we will ignore your threats. You preach freedom, allow others the freedom to live as they will. Do not try to impose your standards upon others.

Yes, we have to agree with HT here.

We support free belifes, but we don't support the Government Acting on belifes the suppress others. We're not a tiney nation, and we're not afraid to do what is right

We honestly don't see what a tiny nation such as yourself could possibly do to harm us. If by 'consequences', you mean us laughing at you, then, no doubt, we will ignore your threats. You preach freedom, allow others the freedom to live as they will. Do not try to impose your standards upon others.

Oh...but we good do a great deal of damage to you, we believe.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

As I am a woman, I am very upset by these actions, and consder them to be pure evil. I will add to Spano's bounty.

Reward: $50000, dead or alive

-Her majest, Queen Kalie I of Khenas

Oh...but we good do a great deal of damage to you, we believe.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

OOC: I wasn't referring to you, as should've been indicated by my quote.

OOC: I wasn't referring to you, as should've been indicated by my quote.

((OOC: Yes, but we felt like replying anyway. If it was a secret message, it should have been marked as such. I consider everything that isn't public knowledge.))

As I am a woman, I am very upset by these actions, and consder them to be pure evil. I will add to Spano's bounty.

Reward: $50000, dead or alive

-Her majest, Queen Kalie I of Khenas

Don't worry, he's going down.

Again, until we see active oppression, in terms of actual violence, or by far unwarranted restrictions, we will attempt to stay the hands of those here. Has anyone thought of negotiation, at all? If war is the first thing that comes to the mind of democracy, mindless slaughter and violence, what makes democracy a state worth being in? Perhaps we should, instead of threatening to invade, and 'going down to his level', so to speak, we should attempt serious diplomatic negotations first.

The bounty is now up to a total of $700,000 Alive or $550,000 Dead (We are adding to the other bounties made)

((OOC: I thought you were FT anyway, HT?))

((OOC: Yes, but we felt like replying anyway. If it was a secret message, it should have been marked as such. I consider everything that isn't public knowledge.))

OOC: Yes, it might've been public knowledge, but it was fairly obvious who it was addressed to. I mean, replying to other people's messages? Isn't that just a tiiiiiny bit silly?

EDIT: I have a MT section as well, I just tend not to use it, for the most part. I prefer FT, but it gets boring sometimes, so it's always good to have somewhere that doesn't fall back on blasting each other with uber deathstarz!11 every ten seconds among the n00bs. (It's nukes, instead ^_^)

Going down to his level that is disgusting. We are now enacting sanctions against you

I am also a woman and am appaled with any nation who would so opress his people. let it be known that if the meeting is not called off, I will be forced to, well let's just say I will be foced to do somthing very unpleasent. I will also add 1,000,000 dead or alive to Spano's bounty.

Going down to his level that is disgusting. We are now enacting sanctions against you

OOC: You know what really, really, annoys me? When people fail to read what I've typed. And make horrible, horrible misinterpretations of what I've typed.

IC: We were actually referring to you as going down to his level, by declaring war, bombing him, and putting out bounties on his head. We, however, are going to try and start negotiations, had you ever heard of the word. Or diplomacy, perhaps?

I agree with Kanami, we will never sink to such a low level. Nor will we support the cowards that do support such levels. Consider your self Sanctiond from M.S.

I agree with Kanami, we will never sink to such a low level. Nor will we support the cowards that do support such levels. Consider your self Sanctiond from M.S.

OOC: Wow. Two of you. One of these days, you're actually going to have to learn to read. I'm sure that'll be thrilling for you. Again, I was referring to the people who declared war/put out bounties as lowering themselves to the level of fasicism. We, however, are urging you to try diplomacy, rather then brute force. Do you understand this yet?

(I didn't misread, I understood every word of it.)

We took Diplomacy the first time and failed miserably. No more, now it is zero tolerance for thoes who oppress. Kanami is an out-post of democracy, and pacifistic nation, always have been always will be, but we can't stand to see gross abritray violations that Enopolis commits. They have agendas to eradicate Homosexuals from the world, expell religious people, and do many other things, that violate international laws. Why stick up to them? Just beacause they have the right too? I'd much rather abridge the rights of a few facist leaders, to save the rights of millions.

Clearly Enopolis isn't going to talk. They've brushed off threats, sanctions, and many other things. Negotiations will simply not work. When Diplomacy fails, that is when you take action

Nevertheless. When we see them killing such people, or refusing them the right to leave the country, support for this country will be summarily dropped. As it is, there's a lot of tension here right now. I have no doubt that this leader, wishing to keep his position, will no doubt make concessions, and many of them, in order to maintain peace. Again, once every facet of diplomacy has been fully exhausted, then it is time to turn to war. Besides, in such a war, would we not kill and maim those very people we seek to help?

Nevertheless. When we see them killing such people, or refusing them the right to leave the country, support for this country will be summarily dropped. As it is, there's a lot of tension here right now. I have no doubt that this leader, wishing to keep his position, will no doubt make concessions, and many of them, in order to maintain peace. Again, once every facet of diplomacy has been fully exhausted, then it is time to turn to war. Besides, in such a war, would we not kill and maim those very people we seek to help?

Pythogria will only target those who shoot at, or otherwise attack, us.

Eonopolis will go on with it's national right to carry on this conference, a conference which merely will speak about the International Feminist Movement and what we can do to prevent it.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Pythogria will only target those who shoot at, or otherwise attack, us.

And those who fear you enough to attack? Those who wrongly believe that you come to burn their homes? Those who love their country, if not their leader? Is it right to kill all those people, and risk the lives of your own men and women, just to go to war? Again, we urge you to open diplomatic relations. If they were invading a country, perhaps it would be wise to take to arms. They are not. For now, is it not wiser to see what can be done without violence?

Eonopolis will go on with it's national right to carry on this conference, a conference which merely will speak about the International Feminist Movement and what we can do to prevent it.

Sincerely,
*censored*
From: Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano
Subject: Same

Then expect a few dozen nations going to war with you. And thousands of nations placing a full embargo against you. Sure you have the ability to, but you should realise the consequences for goodness sakes. Also, you realise that arguing with everyone will give you less time command the millitary, thus allowing my soldiers to get into eonopolis very easily.

And those who fear you enough to attack? Those who wrongly believe that you come to burn their homes? Those who love their country, if not their leader? Is it right to kill all those people, and risk the lives of your own men and women, just to go to war? Again, we urge you to open diplomatic relations. If they were invading a country, perhaps it would be wise to take to arms. They are not. For now, is it not wiser to see what can be done without violence?

Wait, wait, wait. I am not coming to burn this place to the ground. Only the things that hurt my soldiers wil lbe killed.

However, we TRIED diplomacy. It didn't work.

And those who fear you enough to attack? Those who wrongly believe that you come to burn their homes? Those who love their country, if not their leader? Is it right to kill all those people, and risk the lives of your own men and women, just to go to war? Again, we urge you to open diplomatic relations. If they were invading a country, perhaps it would be wise to take to arms. They are not. For now, is it not wiser to see what can be done without violence?

OOC: We kind of did invade a homosexual nation, and for all intents and purposes Spanoism is a spin-off of fascist thought. Even tough it's funny that in real life I am so liberal.....

From: Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano
Subject: Same

Then expect a few dozen nations going to war with you. And thousands of nations placing a full embargo against you. Sure you have the ability to, but you should realise the consequences for goodness sakes. Also, you realise that arguing with everyone will give you less time command the millitary, thus allowing my soldiers to get into eonopolis very easily.

This is a peaceful assembly! And to have any war-mongering nations invade us is an attack on freedom of speech (a basic tenet, I understand, of democracy).

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

OOC: Yeah, it's annoying to RP a peaceful nation. I said to myself when I went MT, 'ok, you're going to be peaceful. And nice. And diplomatic'. In real life, I'd support a full-scale invasion.

Excuse me, but when Hitler was begning to supress the Jews in Europe, then massacer them, did the world stand by and do nothing? No they acted against Germany. We anticipate that Enopolis will eventually set up Concentration camps or labor camps of some sort, we can't prove it yet, but at the rate he is going, it's only a matter of time.

Excuse me, but when Hitler was begning to supress the Jews in Europe, then massacer them, did the world stand by and do nothing? No they acted against Germany. We anticipate that Enopolis will eventually set up Concentration camps or labor camps of some sort, we can't prove it yet, but at the rate he is going, it's only a matter of time.

For your information, Pythogria and other once allies of the great nation of Eonopolis set up concentration camps FOR REBELS AND COMMUNISTS IN THE NORTHERN PART OF EONOPOLIS. Not Eonopolis, but Pythogria and his allies (Craven, etc.).

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

For your information, Pythogria and other once allies of the great nation of Eonopolis set up concentration camps FOR REBELS AND COMMUNISTS IN THE NORTHERN PART OF EONOPOLIS. Not Eonopolis, but Pythogria and his allies (Craven, etc.).

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

For your information, we set them up for violent rioters. And no torture took place inside them, whatsoever. No killings either.

That is what all imperial pigs say....

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Excuse me, but when Hitler was begning to supress the Jews in Europe, then massacer them, did the world stand by and do nothing? No they acted against Germany. We anticipate that Enopolis will eventually set up Concentration camps or labor camps of some sort, we can't prove it yet, but at the rate he is going, it's only a matter of time.
From: Atali Saranisko
To:Magic Sorcery
Supject: Death Camps

I suspect that there already are death camps in eonopolis. I mean, look at all the groups of people that spano declared to be undesirables. The fact that I suspect that there are death camps in eonopolis is one of the reasons why I am at war with them. the other is their crimes against the people of eonopolis.

To: Atali Saranisko, Dante Spano
From: Bryan Danielson
Subject: Same

To be fair to Eonopolis, it's not right for nations to cite this conference as a reason for declaring war on them. I'm not against the movement of feminism in nations where women are being considered inferior to men, but if Eonopolis does see fit to oppress their women, so be it. Just so long as this Anti-Feminism movement doesn't spread elsewhere, it's no right of ours to threaten Eonopolis.

However, if war does come to pass, then you may find McPsychovillian troops standing with those of Eonopolis; not as an opponent of women, but as a defender of free speech.

That is what all imperial pigs say....

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

And also, you have provided no proof to your accusations.

To: Atali Saranisko, Dante Spano
From: Bryan Danielson
Subject: Same

To be fair to Eonopolis, it's not right for nations to cite this conference as a reason for declaring war on them. I'm not against the movement of feminism in nations where women are being considered inferior to men, but if Eonopolis does see fit to oppress their women, so be it. Just so long as this Anti-Feminism movement doesn't spread elsewhere, it's no right of ours to threaten Eonopolis.

However, if war does come to pass, then you may find McPsychovillian troops standing with those of Eonopolis; not as an opponent of women, but as a defender of free speech.

Thank you friends, and for everyones information death camps do not exist in Eonopolis!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

I am also a woman and am appaled with any nation who would so opress his people. let it be known that if the meeting is not called off, I will be forced to, well let's just say I will be foced to do somthing very unpleasent. I will also add 1,000,000 dead or alive to Spano's bounty.

And what, perchance, would this very unpleasant act be? An act of terrorism? An act of violence? If this is the case, then I will let it be known that we will be forced to do something equally unpleasant to you - not for any significant reasons, but simply because we don't like your policies.

Sound fair? I thought not.

Gah... Eonopolis, you are SO lucky my forces are occupied right now. Fine, we'll call off the war. But I warn you... one more strike and we will not hesitate to go after you.

Now, these terms are in place:

NO trade will exist between Eonopolis and Pythogria

NO trade will exist between Pythogria and Eonopolis's allies

NO Eonopolisian ship or plane may enter our waters. If they do they will be captured and they will wind up on a little boat using automatic waterjets to go near Eonopolis. They wil lhave food, water, and other nesscesities.

Who cares about your petty trade restrictions Eonopolis is self-sufficient!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Spano

For your information, Pythogria and other once allies of the great nation of Eonopolis set up concentration camps FOR REBELS AND COMMUNISTS IN THE NORTHERN PART OF EONOPOLIS. Not Eonopolis, but Pythogria and his allies (Craven, etc.).

Sincerely,
An evil dictator
From: Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano

Oh, well, they know its a mistake. And I am sure that you your self are building more concentrattion camps, or even death camps in eonopolis. In fact we have reason to believe that there already are death camps in eonopolis. anso, its just a matter of hours before we crosss into eonopolis airspace, so I suggest you defend your nation if you don't want me overthrowing you, and liberating any concentration camps that I may find.

NO trade will exist between Eonopolis and Pythogria

NO trade will exist between Pythogria and Eonopolis's allies

NO Eonopolisian ship or plane may enter our waters. If they do they will be captured and they will wind up on a little boat using automatic waterjets to go near Eonopolis. They wil lhave food, water, and other nesscesities.

The second term begs the question as to us. Are we classified as being an ally of Eonopolis?

Excuse me, but when Hitler was begning to supress the Jews in Europe, then massacer them, did the world stand by and do nothing? No they acted against Germany. We anticipate that Enopolis will eventually set up Concentration camps or labor camps of some sort, we can't prove it yet, but at the rate he is going, it's only a matter of time.

So? We can anticipate that an angry, irrational man might kill someone. Is that a reason to put this man away for life? Or to kill him? So that he can't kill someone? We must act on what does happen, not on what could. We could, in fact, we have the capability, and the power, to invade your nation, lay waste to it, and slaughter all your civilians. Does this capability make us culpable of a crime? Of course not! We act on what is real, not on what might happen.

The second term begs the question as to us. Are we classified as being an ally of Eonopolis?

Well, no, at least not yet.

This is a peaceful assembly! And to have any war-mongering nations invade us is an attack on freedom of speech (a basic tenet, I understand, of democracy).

Sincerely,
Dante Spano (he does not desrve any title)

From: Atali Saranisko
To: Dante Spano
Subject: Taht same retarded assembly
Peaceful it may be, but it will be condemned by almost everone, as many nations support womens rights, and there are many nations that are led by women.

Peaceful it may be, but it will be condemned by almost everone, as many nations support womens rights, and there are many nations that are led by women.

Again, playing the role of Devil's Advocate, we support women's rights and the right to free speech in around equal levels. However, upon hearing of Eonopolis' responses to Imperial Lesbos' opening of diplomatic relations, we have made the decision to withdraw from this disagreement temporarily, lest we make a rash action and force a state of war.

We suggest this as a solution. We have drawn up a preliminary bill, which we feel is fair to both parties. Naturally, it is only a suggestion, but we feel it is a reasonable one. Seriously.

Accord of Eonopolis

Article 1 - A commission, appointed by Hyperspatial Travel, Pythogria, McPsychoville and Swilatia, will be allowed to investigate Eonopolis's wildernesses every four months. This commission will carry no weapons, and will only be barred from military installations. Eonopolis will not establish 'death camps', or anything of the sort. If they do, an invasion, or at least a forcible leadership change, may take place.

Article 2 - In return for allowing this commission to take place within in their borders, Eonopolis will not have sanctions placed upon them, nor will any of the signatory nations declare war on Eonopolis, unless, of course, they are attacked first.

Article 3 - Eonopolis will allow minorities who are oppressed to leave their borders without restriction. This includes taxes, on both goods and persons, and unnecessary waiting periods.

Article 4 - None of the signatory nations will attempt to interfere with Eonopolis's method of ruling.

Article 5 - If any of the articles of this accord are broken, by either side, this treaty will be considered null and void.
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Although this is only a basic draft, we urge Eonopolis to accept this treaty, as well as the other nations. It would ensure that no oppression takes place within Eonopolis, and prevent war.

We suggest this as a solution. We have drawn up a preliminary bill, which we feel is fair to both parties. Naturally, it is only a suggestion, but we feel it is a reasonable one. Seriously.

Accord of Eonopolis

Article 1 - A commission, appointed by Hyperspatial Travel, Pythogria, McPsychoville and Swilatia, will be allowed to investigate Eonopolis's wildernesses every four months. This commission will carry no weapons, and will only be barred from military installations. Eonopolis will not establish 'death camps', or anything of the sort. If they do, an invasion, or at least a forcible leadership change, may take place.

Eliminate the 'no weapons' condition for this commission, and we can accept this article. We are not willing to send our citizens into Eonopolis without the ability to defend themselves in case of trouble.

Article 2 - In return for allowing this commission to take place within in their borders, Eonopolis will not have sanctions placed upon them, nor will any of the signatory nations declare war on Eonopolis, unless, of course, they are attacked first.

Not our decision to make, but this sounds fair.

Article 3 - Eonopolis will allow minorities who are oppressed to leave their borders without restriction. This includes taxes, on both goods and persons, and unnecessary waiting periods.

See above.

Article 4 - None of the signatory nations will attempt to interfere with Eonopolis's method of ruling.

We can accept this as it stands. As you can see, our only problem with this bill is the commission being prohibited from carrying weapons or having some sort of military escort.

Pythogria would accept this.

Very well. We can amend the accord to allow the commission to either carry side-arms, or have a small military escort.

Accord of Eonopolis

Article 1 - A commission, appointed by Hyperspatial Travel, Pythogria, McPsychoville and Swilatia, will be allowed to investigate Eonopolis's wildernesses and other places that may contain concentration camps, every four months. This commission will carry no heavy weaponry, and will only be barred from military installations. Eonopolis will not establish 'death camps', or anything of the sort. If they do, an invasion, or at least a forcible leadership change, may take place.

Article 2 - In return for allowing this commission to take place within in their borders, Eonopolis will not have sanctions placed upon them, nor will any of the signatory nations declare war on Eonopolis, unless, of course, they are attacked first.

Article 3 - Eonopolis will allow minorities who are oppressed to leave their borders without restriction. This includes taxes, on both goods and persons, and unnecessary waiting periods.

Article 4 - None of the sign atory nations will attempt to interfere with Eonopolis's method of ruling.

Article 5 - If any of the articles of this accord are broken, by either side, this treaty will be considered null and void.
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Amended to disallow the commissioners any heavy weaponry, rather than sidearms.

This version of the treaty is one we will be happy to sign.

We'll sign this.

We will wait for Eonopolis to have their say on this. Needless to say, if Eonopolis approves this, we will sign it.

I do not accept.

Would you care to state on which grounds you do not accept this accord?

I do not accept.

After careful consideration we agree with Swilatia.

Hang on, you agreed with both the first and second drafts of the bill, but because Swilatia decides to stone us on the issue, you side with them. What gives?

Hang on, you agreed with both the first and second drafts of the bill, but because Swilatia decides to stone us on the issue, you side with them. What gives?

I said, "careful consideration". In the end, the Platinum Council has decided that we will not be involved on any postive terms with Spano. And the Platinum Council can override the Supreme General.

That's getting better, but we'd still appreciate your reasoning behind disagreeing with the bill. If you don't make your concerns know, how are we going to work a solution out?

That's getting better, but we'd still appreciate your reasoning behind disagreeing with the bill. If you don't make your concerns know, how are we going to work a solution out?

In general, we just do not want to be involved with Spano. We tried diplomacy-- didn't work. We tried war-- didn't work. So we've decided to leave the situation alone until war or diplomacy goes into a situation where it wil lwork. (Preferably diplomacy.) And this pact pretty much puts me and Spano on good terms. Something I don't want as Supreme General, and nirther does the Platinum Council.

Ah. Your council would rather let Spano do as they wish, and use it as an excuse for war, rather than nip it in the bud now. We understand. We understand perfectly.

Ah. Your council would rather let Spano do as they wish, and use it as an excuse for war, rather than nip it in the bud now. We understand. We understand perfectly.

Erm, no. We just do NOT want to be obligated to anything with Spano. We are not planning a war.

---Secret---

Even though it would be a very very very good thing to do...

Eonopolis will not accept any treaties, agreements, anything from the international community which secretly wants to nip us in the proverbial behind.

No to the Agreement we Say!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dane Spano

Eonopolis will not accept any treaties, agreements, anything from the international community which secretly wants to nip us in the proverbial behind.

No to the Agreement we Say!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dane Spano

And thus, my argument supported.

Let it be known now that Eonopolis wishes to have NO relations with the international community, thank you.

Except for our Dearly Beloved Brother Nations, of course.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

And thus, your argument supported.

---Secret like a ninja---

So why aren't we whipping his ass seven ways from next Wednesday already?

And yet, that does not give you the right to mercilessly oppress your own citizens. Pythogria, if you go to war, and Eonopolis has oppressed and attacked, as they are wont to do, let it be known that we will support you.

OOC:Eonopolis for someone who is wanting know realtions to the outside world you seem to be a magnet for them. if you really want that don't invite other people to your retarded little rallys the always seem to wind up have the curd beat out of you tree times over.

IC: note from Rotten One:

Eonopolis if we were not so wrapped up in you religion purging we would come in to watch for any sneeky actions.

And yet, that does not give you the right to mercilessly oppress your own citizens. Pythogria, if you go to war, and Eonopolis has oppressed and attacked, as they are wont to do, let it be known that we will support you.

Thanks. Any further opression incedents wil lbe mt with a war, Eonopolis. I advise you stop.

This is a peaceful assembly between allies and friends, dirty bastard nations who wish to prevent us from meeting shall face a quick death.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Spano

Thanks. Any further opression incedents wil lbe mt with a war, Eonopolis. I advise you stop.

As you probably know our Cultural Stuggle against all abhorrent parts of Eonopolitan society is still alive and kicking.

And our War Against Communism is heralding triumphant victories for our nation.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

As you probably know our Cultural Stuggle against all abhorrent parts of Eonopolitan society is still alive and kicking.

And our War Against Communism is heralding triumphant victories for our nation.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

We'll be waiting.

This is a peaceful assembly between allies and friends, dirty bastard nations who wish to prevent us from meeting shall face a quick death.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Spano

OOC: nothing wrong with confidence but alot of people you claim you can beat have a bigger population which means more soldiers and have a larger budget which means better stuff.

OOC: nothing wrong with confidence but alot of people you claim you can beat have a bigger population which means more soldiers and have a larger budget which means better stuff.

OOC: Yeah. Eonopolis, faced with me, one on one, you're pretty much dead. Even with no WMDs.

OOC: Yeah. Eonopolis, faced with me, one on one, you're pretty much dead. Even with no WMDs.

Does the proud and strong nation of Eonopolis give a f@@@.

No.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

OOC: RB, he knows. He's RPing ICly.

IC: Eonopolis, as we have adopted some minor principles of communism ourselves, we wonder, will you be coming after us next? If so.. we'll be waiting. With a dirty great knife.

well it would'nt hurt to care that people could beat you in to the ground.(like me) there are people bigger than Pythogria and have a bigger defence budget(nothing aginst you Pythogria.) that could glass your whole country without really useing it's ful millitary power.

well it would'nt hurt to care that people could beat you in to the ground.(like me) there are people bigger than Pythogria and have a bigger defence budget(nothing aginst you Pythogria.) that could glass your whole country without really useing it's ful millitary power.

No offense taken.

However, I would like to see Spano anger AMF.

(Oh, and on the subject of glassing, 5,000 nuclear warheads and 10,000 from my ally go a long, long way Eonopolis.)

..10,000 from my ally go a long, long way Eonopolis.)

OOC: That guy has more nukes then tanks. Do you not see the inherent noobishness in this?

OOC: That guy has more nukes then tanks. Do you not see the inherent noobishness in this?

OOC: No, different ally. I'm talking about Cravan.

Ah. My bad.

Ah. My bad.

No problem.

OOC: Yeah. Eonopolis, faced with me, one on one, you're pretty much dead. Even with no WMDs.


If such an argument is being proposed, then the Serene, Democratic and People's Fiefdom of Uncle Uncle could beat you sir.

Eonopolis does irritate me. But what seems to have occurred here is a combination of two factors. First, that Eonopolis is holding an assembly which is not to the tastes of the wider political community. Second, Eonopolis is small. If Chellis, or even Melkor proposed a like-minded conference, nothing could be done as both nations are infinitely more powerful.

Let's all just go home and leave Eonopolis to his toys.

We offer a sum of $100,000 to the ones who can bring the leaders of Enopolis to justice in the ICC. But if you kill him, you'll recive the sum of $25,000

We too will will contribute to the bounty of these facists leaders.

$100,000 if alive

$25,000 if dead

That inturn means you can earn up to $200,000

or $50,000

As I am a woman, I am very upset by these actions, and consder them to be pure evil. I will add to Spano's bounty.

Reward: $50000, dead or alive

-Her majest, Queen Kalie I of Khenas

The bounty is now up to a total of $700,000 Alive or $550,000 Dead (We are adding to the other bounties made)

Bounties on a Head of State? And yet a moral high ground is claimed? Uncle Noel is tempted to make a similar bounty of $700,000 for the appearance of any of the leaders of Khenas, Kanami or Magic Sorcery before an Uncle Noel Special Peoples' Court for Foreign Affairs, Extraordinary Session.

If such an argument is being proposed, then the Serene, Democratic and People's Fiefdom of Uncle Uncle could beat you sir.

And if such an argument is being proposed, then the Capitalist Republic of McPsychoville could pound you into the ground. We can go around in circles like this for as long as you wish, you see.

And if such an argument is being proposed, then the Capitalist Republic of McPsychoville could pound you into the ground. We can go around in circles like this for as long as you wish, you see.

Well such an argument wasn't being proposed, but thanks for playing anyway.

But if you want circles, then good for you. What I was pointing out was that it was largely pointless.

Eh? You said 'If such an argument is being proposed' to start with, I was just existing in that hypothetical situation. Besides, the point still stands. If Eonopolis were to face Pythogria one-on-one, Eonopolis would be destroyed, there's no ifs, ands or buts about it.

OOC; To quickly establish this before it becomes even more confusing.....

IC: Uncle Noel was merely noting the pointlessness of the argument. Uncle Noel did not propose it, he was quoting Pythogria. It does not help the situation to do so. Uncle Noel, by stating the size of his military, was being ironic rather than ACTUALLY boasting.

Besides, this war seems to have ceased anyway, so there is little or no point in contemplating it anyway. I suppose Eonopolis has his little conference, and everyone allows a sovereign nation to hold a conference which is not to the pleasing of the wider international community.

EONOPOLIS CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

Today, the International Anti-Feminist Assembly began in the capital of Purpletripe.

The Dearly Loved Leader General Dante Spano opened the Assembly with the following speech:

"To all who bickered and made a fuss about this Assembly, we as proud anti-feminists stand here today in meeting! We shall destroy this anti-feminist movement because it is the right thing to do, and no nation, person, or organization of the World will stop our peaceful meeting!

Long live Eonopolis! Long live Spanoism! Up with the Cultural Struggle!"

As long, as he does not oppress women it is the right of his nation to be self-evident and free to pursue their own goals on this Earth as long as they do not invade other countries of forcibly convert others to their ideas, I do not really all that much about what they do.

League Message: You, uh, do know what self-evident means, right?

Dotsburgh officially supports this cause, and will provide anything it can to help.

I initially offer tasty cakes from my region.

-Joint Chief of Snack

Dotsburgh officially supports this cause, and will provide anything it can to help.

I initially offer tasty cakes from my region.

-Joint Chief of Snack

You support Spano?

EONOPOLIS CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

...

We shall destroy this anti-feminist movement because it is the right thing to do,

...


Yes, destroying the anti-feminist movement IS the right thing to do.

Anti-feminism is a strong word...
However we should not ignore the women are the mothers of our children, what more could they be?

Anti-feminism, feminism, words, words, words...
These movements give too much importance to little things. Better to ignore these nasty noises about these things. A right honourable woman will not hear these noises, a mother would care not to get implicated in the turmoil.

Now, Brothers, we pray for these females, mothers of our children. Priests of Jesuites Holy See are the fathers of your children, amen.

The High Priest
Praying for you

The Grand Duchy of The Apists supports Eonopolis in smashing the Feminist movement.

We hereby grant Universal Male Suffrage. Women who wish to be represented should note that we expect our menfolk to think in their best wishes when voting as you are clearly too emotional to do so yourselves. We believe that the hysterical queens of the nations which have condemned Eonopolis prove that women are not suitable in wielding power, except in the home, which the Apist's government recognises as their domain.

Welcome to the Assembly Brother Nations of Apists, 23Eris, and Dotsburgh.

Any suggestions for smashing the feminist movement!

Up with Spanoism! Women of the World, Go to Hell!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

The Grand Duchy of The Apists supports Eonopolis in smashing the Feminist movement.

We hereby grant Universal Male Suffrage. Women who wish to be represented should note that we expect our menfolk to think in their best wishes when voting as you are clearly too emotional to do so yourselves. We believe that the hysterical queens of the nations which have condemned Eonopolis prove that women are not suitable in wielding power, except in the home, which the Apist's government recognises as their domain.

You do realise women have led, and have done great things.

Examples:

Joan of Arc (Liberated France)

Emily Harzona (Liberated Pythogria from rule under Zares, an absolute and utter tyrant that made Hitler and Stalin look kind)

Uhm, our nation is currently headed by a woman. I would not and will not ever join such an association.

I simply agreed with your very own statement that the anti-feminist movement should be destroyed.

Which is ironic considering that you are the founder of the anti-feminist movement.

To: All nations involved in crushing Eonopolis
From: Ms. Nina Rangel; Communications Officer of East Lithuania.

All nations and it's leaders;
After much deliberation with his Generals and Cabanet, Dictator Scharfetter has decided that we shall join the cause to stop Eonopolis and it's anti-feminest, anti-communist regime. Although we admit to being communist in a way, we feel that we must together, whether we agree with each others ideals or not, to stop this nation and how it has started to attack all women. Many of his advisories are in fact female and he believes that this movement is a threat to him and his staff. We want to inform you all of this and how we will help in anyway possible.

Signed;
Dictator Scharfetter

To: All nations involved in crushing Eonopolis
From: Ms. Nina Rangel; Communications Officer of East Lithuania.

All nations and it's leaders;
After much deliberation with his Generals and Cabanet, Dictator Scharfetter has decided that we shall join the cause to stop Eonopolis and it's anti-feminest, anti-communist regime. Although we admit to being communist in a way, we feel that we must together, whether we agree with each others ideals or not, to stop this nation and how it has started to attack all women. Many of his advisories are in fact female and he believes that this movement is a threat to him and his staff. We want to inform you all of this and how we will help in anyway possible.

Signed;
Dictator Scharfetter

---Secret to East Lithuania---

"If you can just attack Eonopolis, that would be appreciated. I've pulled out due to more pressing threats, but I still want Spano crushed. Just... avoid civllian casualties, M'kay?

----Code:Alpha Tango 1325----
To:Pythogria
From:General Santoro; Commander-In-Chief of East Lithuania Forces

Pythogria;
We will mobilize and prepare to attack if any further rallys or meetings are held. Please send me previous battle plans and land already attacked so that we may discuss what is best in case we do go ahead with it. Thank you.

General Santoro;
East Lithuania

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To:Eonopolis
From:Ms. Nina Rangel; Communications Officer of East Lithuania

Dear Facist Scum;
Dictator Scharfetter has informed me of teeling you that this is your last chance to peacfully end this foolishness and step down from power, leave into exile quietly, and we will forget this ever happend. If you do not comply, we will fear that you target our communist regime next and then another World War will begin.

East Lithuania

----Code:Alpha Tango 1325----
To:Pythogria
From:General Santoro; Commander-In-Chief of East Lithuania Forces

Pythogria;
We will mobilize and prepare to attack if any further rallys or meetings are held. Please send me previous battle plans and land already attacked so that we may discuss what is best in case we do go ahead with it. Thank you.

General Santoro;
East Lithuania



---Secret to East Lithuania---

Battle plans and maps are attached to this email. We do advise you to beware of Uncle Noel and Madenstan.

===== LAST NEWS ======== Routers News Agency =================
===== London, May 3, 2006 ====================================
Mrs Thatcher just inform the High Priest of the Holy Jesuites See of her support in any f* fight against feminism.

For these reasons the High Priest ask all Jesuites Priest around the world to (discretly) help any action against feminism.

========= 40 words ===== Routers News Agency =================

Now we pray, brothers, we are the fathers of your children, we will give them all the true education they need without that sad idea of "Walkyries" or others transvestite like Jeanne of Arc.

The High Priest
"Is dinner ready, or what?"

This is a free Assembly, and any attempts to stop us is anti-Democratic and hypocrytical.

Long live Eonopolis!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Dante Spano

We welcome our Anti-Feminist BROTHERS.

Dongara!

Brother Nation! Welcome to the Anti-Feminist Assembly!

Sincerely
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Dante Spano

In the Maison Bleu, a bored secretary named Donna munched on a muffin, and punched the AFAs name into the record labeled "people we don't like".

She then turned to admire her six university degrees, and flipped through the small pile of promotion offers, wondering whether to become undersecretary of the State department or the Interior department.

Meanwhile the DoD estimated how much firepower to use if the AFA made any offensive moves. Militarily offensive, that is to say. During their discussion, the five-star generals prepared cupcakes for Pythagoria and any other nations who attacked.

The People's Republic of Dongara delivers thanks to the nation of Eonopolis.

This is a free Assembly, and any attempts to stop us is anti-Democratic and hypocrytical.

Long live Eonopolis!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader of Eonopolis and Zygoty General Dante Spano

To: Eonopolis
From:East Lithuania

This assembly is to destroy the whole rights of "democracy". All you are doing is proving how you are a fascist and slowly becoming a Nazist state. What you are doing is eleminating an entire gender for what? The feeling of male-superioraty. It's disguisting. This is another warning. Dissemble the assembly or be faced with crimes against the U.N. You have been warned again.

Dictator Scharfetter
East Lithuania

We are not against the entire gender of women. Remember that getting rid of women entails no reproduction and the dominance of only men on this planet for a short time which would eventually lead to HOMOSEXUALITY! Something we are also strongly opposed to.

We are against women in the workplace, society, and their God-given "rights."

On ward Brave Anti-Feminists! Long live Eonopolis!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

IC: "Opposing Feminist Oppression is very distinct from femicide."

We are not against the entire gender of women. Remember that getting rid of women entails no reproduction and the dominance of only men on this planet for a short time which would eventually lead to HOMOSEXUALITY! Something we are also strongly opposed to.

We are against women in the workplace, society, and their God-given "rights."

On ward Brave Anti-Feminists! Long live Eonopolis!

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Spano;

Are you saying that you are making woman your populations' SLAVES?!?! can't believe how low you went. If your men go to war who will take care of the econamy while your men are fighting the war? Exactly. All you are doing by this is setting up your own distruction. We ask that if you do follow threw with this to stop sending the propaganda internationally. Thank you.

Dictator Scharfetter,
East Lithuania

We must state that we support the right of Eonopolis and others to get together and promote their views, no matter how stupid and/or oppressive they may be. It is their sovereign right to do whatever they want with their people.
We have made the mistake in the past of getting involved in their business when it was none of ours, and would like to apoligize to Eonopolis.

We are by no means supporters of modern "feminism," but we cannot take part in this congress.

(Note: We do not oppose modern feminism because we oppose equality for women, but because we believe that it has drifted towards misguided, antimoral, androphobia)