Tangled Up In Blue
04-04-2006, 15:23
THE DISSOCIATED PRESS, February 9, Year 42, 23:40
Rabo Karabekian, Head Reasoner of State of The Free Objectivist Republic of Tangled Up In Blue, has announced that The Free Objectivist Republic of Tangled Up In Blue has concluded an agreement with an anonymous seller to purchase weapons for the three regiments of light infantry it has recently raised. Per the terms of the agreement, The Free Objectivist Republic of Tangled Up In Blue will pay a total of 170,744,295 guitar picks ($141,450,000) for 4,500 assault rifles with 270,000,000 rounds of ammunition, 900 submachine guns with 270,000,000 rounds of ammunition, and 1,200 handguns with 14,400,000 rounds of ammunition.
Rabo Karabekian, Head Reasoner of State of The Free Objectivist Republic of Tangled Up In Blue, has announced that The Free Objectivist Republic of Tangled Up In Blue has concluded an agreement with an anonymous seller to purchase weapons for the three regiments of light infantry it has recently raised. Per the terms of the agreement, The Free Objectivist Republic of Tangled Up In Blue will pay a total of 170,744,295 guitar picks ($141,450,000) for 4,500 assault rifles with 270,000,000 rounds of ammunition, 900 submachine guns with 270,000,000 rounds of ammunition, and 1,200 handguns with 14,400,000 rounds of ammunition.