Foe Hammer
02-04-2006, 01:30
For every rogue nation seeking revenge, for every multinational corporation at risk for a takeover, and for every warmongering World Power(tm), whether in peril or peacetime, in poverty or powerstruggle, and in any other state-of-nation beginning with the letter "P"...
Behold, the Sachevonvielengebrauch(tm), only from Megauberleistungsfähig Industries!
You don't need giant steel spacepenises with the Sachevonvielengebrauch. Rest assured that you will be the center of attention* with your Sachevonvielengebrauch, guaranteed! Forget sleeping with one eye open**. Let the Sachevonvielengebrauch be the focal point of your defense network***.
But don't listen to us. Listen to these act- *cough* satisfied customers.
*Sound of gun cocking*
"The... Sachevora... um... Sache-whatever... has increased my ROI over 400% percent."
"It's astounding."
"Generic remark of approval."
You've heard enough, now join in on the fun†.
Call 1.800.Kaufensiediesesproduktodersiesterben today!
Megauberleistungsfähig Industries - Generally improving quality of life since 2461.
*Center of attention of a major retaliatory war.
**You'll sleep with two eyes open from now on.
***Warning: Do not buy, sell, use, speak of, look at, approach or remain in the vicinity of the Sachevonvielengebrauch at any time. Not recommended for national defense and/or childsitting.
†Unless you like concrete shoes and an ocean view.
Behold, the Sachevonvielengebrauch(tm), only from Megauberleistungsfähig Industries!
You don't need giant steel spacepenises with the Sachevonvielengebrauch. Rest assured that you will be the center of attention* with your Sachevonvielengebrauch, guaranteed! Forget sleeping with one eye open**. Let the Sachevonvielengebrauch be the focal point of your defense network***.
But don't listen to us. Listen to these act- *cough* satisfied customers.
*Sound of gun cocking*
"The... Sachevora... um... Sache-whatever... has increased my ROI over 400% percent."
"It's astounding."
"Generic remark of approval."
You've heard enough, now join in on the fun†.
Call 1.800.Kaufensiediesesproduktodersiesterben today!
Megauberleistungsfähig Industries - Generally improving quality of life since 2461.
*Center of attention of a major retaliatory war.
**You'll sleep with two eyes open from now on.
***Warning: Do not buy, sell, use, speak of, look at, approach or remain in the vicinity of the Sachevonvielengebrauch at any time. Not recommended for national defense and/or childsitting.
†Unless you like concrete shoes and an ocean view.