Eonopolis
27-03-2006, 21:48
People of the World,
On behalf of the Dear and Beloved Father of our Poor Nations Desperate People the General Dante Spano, I write you this letter to explain the benefits of giving the privelidge of the First Summer Olympic Games to the City of Purpletripe.
Purpletripe, city of 3 million wide-eyed dreamers, is capital of Eonopolis. It's oceanside location provides for miles upon miles of gorgeous beaches, and a climate like no other. The city also houses Geronidin Court, where the most popular sport on Earth, badminton, was created.
Our city is ready and prepared to hold all Olympic events at either Geronidin Court (for all badminton events) or the Purpletripe YMCA (for all other events).
The Olympic Village will be nestled in the cozy safe confines of what once was the Hurtz Concentration Camp.
Come enjoy our people, enjoy our weather, enjoy our culture, enjoy our scenery, enjoy our Dear Eternal Leader, enjoy Purpletripe!
Sincerely,
Matilda Dee, Minister of Sporting and President of Eonopolitan Olympic Committee.
"Let Your Dreams Flow Like Wine As Our Leader Consumes it In:Purpletripe"
On behalf of the Dear and Beloved Father of our Poor Nations Desperate People the General Dante Spano, I write you this letter to explain the benefits of giving the privelidge of the First Summer Olympic Games to the City of Purpletripe.
Purpletripe, city of 3 million wide-eyed dreamers, is capital of Eonopolis. It's oceanside location provides for miles upon miles of gorgeous beaches, and a climate like no other. The city also houses Geronidin Court, where the most popular sport on Earth, badminton, was created.
Our city is ready and prepared to hold all Olympic events at either Geronidin Court (for all badminton events) or the Purpletripe YMCA (for all other events).
The Olympic Village will be nestled in the cozy safe confines of what once was the Hurtz Concentration Camp.
Come enjoy our people, enjoy our weather, enjoy our culture, enjoy our scenery, enjoy our Dear Eternal Leader, enjoy Purpletripe!
Sincerely,
Matilda Dee, Minister of Sporting and President of Eonopolitan Olympic Committee.
"Let Your Dreams Flow Like Wine As Our Leader Consumes it In:Purpletripe"