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Loathing (Song Parody)

Syskeyia
21-03-2006, 20:09
Loathing, a parody of the song "What is This Feeling?" from the musical Wicked

(The setting: Mars. Lidric (representing Iraqstan) and Sukothai (represening Syskeyia) sit opposite each other. A border checkpoint in the middle separates the area.)

Lidric: (spoken) Dearest inherently inferior pond scum soon to be liquidated in my quest for racial domination

Sukothai: (spoken) Dear Kajal,

Both::There's been some confusion
Over borders here on Mars:

Sukothai: But of course, I'll guard my frontier:

Lidric: But of course I'll kill the non-pure

Both: For I know that's just how I'd respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my neighbor is:

Lidric: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe

Sukothai: Iraqstan.

Lidric: What is this feeling
So sudden and new

Sukothai: I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:

Lidric: My pulse is rushing

Sukothai: My head is reeling:

Lidric: My face is flushing

Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!
LOATHING
Unadulterated loathing

Lidric: For your race

Sukothai: Your creed

Lidric: Your clothing

Both: Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

The Greater NS Community: Dear ol' Lidric, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
Sys' a terror! Sys' a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But old Lidric, you're a martyr!

Lidric: Well these things are sent to try us!
(softly, to himself) You mongrel savages...

The Greater NS Community: Poor old Lidric, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:

Lidric AND Sukothai (AND The Greater NS Community): What is this feeling (Loathing)
So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment (For his flag, his creed)
I laid eyes on you (His clothing)
My pulse is rushing (Let's just say)
My head is reeling (We loathe it all!)
Oh, what is this feeling? (Ev'ry little trait)
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh)
Yes: (Begin to crawl)
Ahhh: (Ahhh)

All: Loathing!

Lidric AND Sukothai (All): There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
So pure, so strong (Loathing)

The Greater NS Community: So strong!

Lidric AND Sukothai (All): Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (Loathing)
For forever loathing (Loathing)
Truly deeply loathing (Loathing you)
My whole (Loathing)
Life long! (Unadulterated loathing)

Sukothai: Boo!

Lidric: Aah!
Scolopendra
21-03-2006, 20:24
If it's not IC, Sysk, it shouldn't be here.

Otherwise, emphasize it's IC nature.

--Scolo der Mod
Syskeyia
21-03-2006, 21:20
If it's not IC, Sysk, it shouldn't be here.
--Scolo der Mod
Um, sort of. Semi-OOC, like the Warranty Card (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=343112) Western Asia made for his Arms Manufacturing comapny a while back.
Tanara
21-03-2006, 21:26
Might I insert a 'Bravo!!!" and a *standing ovation*.