Placeness
06-03-2006, 12:52
We have decided to outlaw pigeons:
The Ridiculous Pigeon Act 2006.
1. All pigeons are outlawed, except for the King's pigeons. Anyone found:
(a) feeding a pigeon
or
(b) associating with a pigeon (this includes, but is not limited to:
(i)feeding a pigeon
(ii)killing a pigeon
(iii)standing, sitting, or crouching near a pigeon
(iiii)looking at a pigeon
or
(iiiii)otherwise associating with a pigeon
shall be sentenced to a slow burn over an open fire, unless they are a pigeon, in which case they shall be encouraged to remain in the country so that the King can slowly burn as many people as possible.
The Ridiculous Pigeon Act 2006.
1. All pigeons are outlawed, except for the King's pigeons. Anyone found:
(a) feeding a pigeon
or
(b) associating with a pigeon (this includes, but is not limited to:
(i)feeding a pigeon
(ii)killing a pigeon
(iii)standing, sitting, or crouching near a pigeon
(iiii)looking at a pigeon
or
(iiiii)otherwise associating with a pigeon
shall be sentenced to a slow burn over an open fire, unless they are a pigeon, in which case they shall be encouraged to remain in the country so that the King can slowly burn as many people as possible.