Austar Union
04-03-2006, 18:59
Thread Disclamer: This thread is not intended to be offensive to the roleplaying styles, or players behind the various nations who may have been involved in the following incidents. Should you be easily offended, I recommend that you leave it immediatly without reading its contents below. This is a parody, aka a comedial thread only; not a poor excuse to be able to " make fun of ", or flame other players. Please do not take its contents seriously. You have been warned.
Released onto the Market for Sale and Mass Distribution...
GDODAD!©
~ Real Ultimate Pow3r! ~
Produced and Rendered by iMedia Productions
Distributed by the ROKR Distributing Network
Directed by Michel Hümmins
- < From a black and silent screen, comes the visions of hundreds upon thousands of soldiers marching through streets in parade. And in the background as various amounts of text comes on, plays a familiar chord. > -
" We thought we knew real ultimate power... "
Duuuuuuunnn.... Duuunnnn... Duuuuunnn... DUN DUN! (Drums Rolling, Plus Trumpets)
- < The screen changes showing motion picture after motion picture of artillery firing its ordinance onto an unknown target. > -
" We thought we knew what it was like to fight... "
Duuuuuuunnn.... Duuunnnn... Duuuuunnn... DUN DUN! (Just Trumpets)
- < As the film rolls on it changes to show clip after clip of bombs being dropped upon civillian targets, presumerably footage from World War 2. > -
" And then came along, something greater... "
Duuuuuuunnn.... Duuunnnn... Daaaannn... DAAAN DAAAN! (Trumpets going crazy this time)
- < On the screen this time, massive text comes onto the screen and grows bigger... > -
" GDODAD! "
DAAAAAAN DAAAAN! (Trumpets going absolutely crazy)
" Real Ultimate Pow3r! "
DAAAN DAAAN DAAAAAAAAAN!
- < Screen to Black > -
"Hail the leader!" screams a crowd, presumerably from outside a palace's stone walls. "We <3 the leader!"
A man comes out from the balcony of his palace and waves to the crowd. Walking up to a microphone, he clears his voice. "Thankyou, thankyou all!" A cheer comes from the crowd before he continues, "I have come to announce that we hearby have now created, the Global Dominion of Dictators Against Democracy... because RAWR IM HUUGE!" More cheering ensures.
"OMFG!" yells someone from the crowd, whom had by now suddenly fallen silent. "You guys are teh fucking evil!"
"Haha!" replies the obviously superior Dictator. "You have obviously not experienced the wrath of my pow3rs!" He cackled. "RAWR MY BIG METAL PENIS!" And then he won. Real Ultimate Pow3r!
It wasnt long before in the meantime, before the indestructable dictator was joined by others, and several more joined the ranks of DOODAD... uh, I mean GDODAD! (Real Ultimate Pow3r!). And then over the w0rld they reigned in fear, terror, and domination. And then the w0rld trembled before it's might. GDODAD! Real Ultimate Pow3r! They got bigger, and they got bigger, and soon they were the biggest. And then soon enough they were RAWR IM HUUGE! This is the truth, and this is what happened.
- < In the background, a song begins to play as the movie goes on: " GDODAD! Fuck yeah! " Incidently, it sounds as an exact variation of a song from the well known movie, Team America. A ripoff however? I think not... > -
- < In the meantime, as sudden as the movie began, the credits begin to roll, and the movie ends. Is there more to the story? Perhaps... but not before we make the second, and coming part... GDODAD! ~ OMG NOES! ~ [Coming Soon] > -
Released onto the Market for Sale and Mass Distribution...
GDODAD!©
~ Real Ultimate Pow3r! ~
Produced and Rendered by iMedia Productions
Distributed by the ROKR Distributing Network
Directed by Michel Hümmins
- < From a black and silent screen, comes the visions of hundreds upon thousands of soldiers marching through streets in parade. And in the background as various amounts of text comes on, plays a familiar chord. > -
" We thought we knew real ultimate power... "
Duuuuuuunnn.... Duuunnnn... Duuuuunnn... DUN DUN! (Drums Rolling, Plus Trumpets)
- < The screen changes showing motion picture after motion picture of artillery firing its ordinance onto an unknown target. > -
" We thought we knew what it was like to fight... "
Duuuuuuunnn.... Duuunnnn... Duuuuunnn... DUN DUN! (Just Trumpets)
- < As the film rolls on it changes to show clip after clip of bombs being dropped upon civillian targets, presumerably footage from World War 2. > -
" And then came along, something greater... "
Duuuuuuunnn.... Duuunnnn... Daaaannn... DAAAN DAAAN! (Trumpets going crazy this time)
- < On the screen this time, massive text comes onto the screen and grows bigger... > -
" GDODAD! "
DAAAAAAN DAAAAN! (Trumpets going absolutely crazy)
" Real Ultimate Pow3r! "
DAAAN DAAAN DAAAAAAAAAN!
- < Screen to Black > -
"Hail the leader!" screams a crowd, presumerably from outside a palace's stone walls. "We <3 the leader!"
A man comes out from the balcony of his palace and waves to the crowd. Walking up to a microphone, he clears his voice. "Thankyou, thankyou all!" A cheer comes from the crowd before he continues, "I have come to announce that we hearby have now created, the Global Dominion of Dictators Against Democracy... because RAWR IM HUUGE!" More cheering ensures.
"OMFG!" yells someone from the crowd, whom had by now suddenly fallen silent. "You guys are teh fucking evil!"
"Haha!" replies the obviously superior Dictator. "You have obviously not experienced the wrath of my pow3rs!" He cackled. "RAWR MY BIG METAL PENIS!" And then he won. Real Ultimate Pow3r!
It wasnt long before in the meantime, before the indestructable dictator was joined by others, and several more joined the ranks of DOODAD... uh, I mean GDODAD! (Real Ultimate Pow3r!). And then over the w0rld they reigned in fear, terror, and domination. And then the w0rld trembled before it's might. GDODAD! Real Ultimate Pow3r! They got bigger, and they got bigger, and soon they were the biggest. And then soon enough they were RAWR IM HUUGE! This is the truth, and this is what happened.
- < In the background, a song begins to play as the movie goes on: " GDODAD! Fuck yeah! " Incidently, it sounds as an exact variation of a song from the well known movie, Team America. A ripoff however? I think not... > -
- < In the meantime, as sudden as the movie began, the credits begin to roll, and the movie ends. Is there more to the story? Perhaps... but not before we make the second, and coming part... GDODAD! ~ OMG NOES! ~ [Coming Soon] > -