NationStates Jolt Archive


OOC: You know your nation is a geezer if:

Atlantian Outcasts
26-02-2006, 08:43
Yeah....I'm not sure if this would still be allowed in here...it's been ages since I made a thread. Eh....if it's in the wrong place, I apologize. I thought about putting this in general....but it really wouldn't be in a place where alot of the guys that WOULD remember this stuff would see it.



-There was a time when the infamous "Harry Potter" issue appeared in your issue box weekly

-You where used to only getting on the forums about the same amount of time as the issue above.

-You remember a time when the counter was under 500,000 nations.

-"Volcano" was synonomus with "club"

-dude, I had my population reset to 5 million on April Fools!

-You actually belived Nation States 2 would come out in 6 months. Or at all.

-The only purpose for sticking around was for the promised move to Jolt.

-about half of your dossiter contains dead nations that you kept for momentos.

-You where amazed when you could type in your nation's prefix instead of using as list--and you where over 500 million

-Region crashers had whole alliances that made everyone you knew fairly nervous.

-You participated in the Melkor wars.

-Forum 7 was actually Forum 13. NEVER FORGET.

-YOUR STEEL PENIS WILL PROTECT YOU

-If you where one billion, you were a god.

-You had a population bug at one time

-"Marathon" was not a race to you.

-Pink Bunny Cola was all the rage when you where a n00b.

-World Wars where indeed a real possibility growing up.

-You remember when the Underwater Bubble went "pop".

-Lake Ziota was a major tourist desination for your people.

-You miss the little demon emoticon.

-You got by with only 10 maximum telegrams.

-You where a "Postmaster General"

-"Ignore Cannon" was a standard part of your arsenal.

-"Multiverse" was not a part of your vocabulary.

-You remember the Terran Mothership.

-JESUS IN A FRIGGIN TANK!

-"Magic China"

-You had actual reason to fear GDODAD.

-You used an Ebaums flame pic at one point, just to be cool.

-The highlight of your time on NS was an update of "Evil, Pychotic Moderators...FROM HELL!"
Gholgothian Crimmond
26-02-2006, 08:54
-Mars had less than ten nations on it and all had domes.

-Your major weapons supplier was Resi Corp.

-You used the term 'cardboard fleet'.

-Having an ISD was a bragging right. Having two was considered a GodMod.

-Siri Melkor Nude Beach Scandal.

-Wombat News.