NationStates Jolt Archive


The Cazareznian point of view about Cazareznia-Kwazistan war

Cazareznia
12-02-2006, 11:14
February 12th 2006

Ragnar Benedictus II of Kwazistan has been very stupid by challenging the Ultimate High Priest of Thez'Ragh, Me. We Cazareznians are the innocent side of this war. The "Emperor Poop" attacked us because I asked him to give half of his citizens as a sacrifice to Thez'Ragh and convert the other half to the unholy army of Thez'Ragh. This morning we have launched an assault of Burg'Thagres, the mobile warriors of Thez'Ragh against your frontline outposts. We also managed to hack to your database and have downloaded your recent war plans.

Azz'Thorg, one of my bodyguards told me about the incident with assassin. I have ordered my forges to concentrate themselves to produce more weapons. We caught your officer Poopie (was that his name? I didn't heard it because we hacked his tongue off). We shall send him back with mark of Thez'Ragh burned to his skin. He will seek Thez'Ragh and become his slave in your "empire".

You will see the day when my troops march to your capital and your "holy" statues shall be smelted and forged to shovels for your slaved "people"!

-The Ultimate High Priest of Thez'Ragh
Cazareznia
16-02-2006, 16:35
It has been a week without battles between Cazareznia and Kwazistan. I suppose Kwazistan has surrendered. I wait answer in nearby days or we shall annex you to our nation, Ragnar.

-The Ultimate High Priest of Thez'Ragh