NationStates Jolt Archive


We come in peace

Spooky Green Aliens
24-01-2006, 23:40
WE COME IN PEACE
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Greetings, humans of the planet Earth.

Our vast armada has landed a small colonial saucer in order to establish friendly relations and the exchange of knowledge and technology with the humans of the planet Earth.

We have claimed a small, sparcely populated island of your Earth as our dispersal point. We welcome learned diplomats from all nations to come and partake in the exchange of knowledge.

Send your most brilliant scientists to us.


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WE COME IN PEACE
Tygarjstan
25-01-2006, 00:21
Tygarjstan was the first of nations to heed the call of the strange visitors from space. They did not however, send scientists as this was not in the nature of their government. Instead, the aliens are greated by a small detachment of infantry and assorted lightly-armored transport vehicles. The officer in charge of the expedition, Kapitan Dmed Alekdorvij Kizhaj, approaches the visitors with a token of friendship, an AK-47. Kapitan Kizhaj also informs the little green men (incorrectly) that his leader, President and Protector of the Republic, Veshto Brovrovij Zhudakinaj, controls all of the planet.

[OOC: The first group this peace loving colony of democratic socialists with an agenda of mutual understanding meet is a bunch war-mongering, iron-fisted xenophobes from a totalitarian state. This ought to be interesting.]
Spooky Green Aliens
25-01-2006, 02:12
A small group of three spooky, green aliens quietly observe Kapitan Kizhaj as he introduces himself. One alien points at the weapon in Kapitan Kishaj's hands, before glancing at the rest of his group. As the other two aliens exchange glances, the entire group of aliens dematerializes in a flash of white light.

While most of the crew stand baffled at the strange event, one particularly perceptive soldier notices a gleaming, silver speck in the sky. He barely has time to point at the odd shape before it zips in at a nearly impossible speed and comes to an immediate halt a few hundred feet above the soldiers, revealing itself to be a silver saucer approximately three-hundred feet in diameter.

A small hatch on the bottom of the ship slides open and what appears to be a tiny gun quickly decends. With barely a moment's notice, a bright green light shoots from the gun, encompassing the entire detachment deployed behind Kapitan Kizhaj. As quickly as the lightshow began, so the lightshow ends, leaving only ashes where the officer's men stood.

With another brief and more focused zap of the saucer's death ray, the AK47 in Kapitan Kizhaj's hands disappears.



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WE HAVE NO USE FOR PROJECTILE WEAPONRY TECHNOLOGY
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Kriegstaat
25-01-2006, 02:30
Though Kriegstaat is a small country, well known for it's ability to destroy nations much larger than it's self, we gladly send to you our most promising scientists. We hope for a mutual exchange in technology and information.

Chairman Mough
Spooky Green Aliens
25-01-2006, 02:39
The group of scientists arrive by helicopter. Moments after stepping foot on land, the group disappears in a flash of white light.


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COMMENCING KNOWLEDGE EXCHANGE
Spooky Green Aliens
25-01-2006, 03:44
ALERT! MALICIOUS VIRAL ORGANISM DETECTED!
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Message to Kriegstaat:

The curly haired scientest from Kriegstaat presented with peculiar behavior during our knowledge upload procedure. Immense fluid buildup in his sinus cavities and fits of rapid air and saliva expulsions interfered with our equipment causing the cessation of mental activity in the curly haired scientist and rendered him unfit for further data exchange.

Recommendation: Send replacement scientist for further data upload.

The other four human specimens have completed their download procedure and are now receiving our vast array of knowledge. To prevent further viral infections from interfering with our procedures, we have developed a cure and a vaccine for all strains of what you term "the common cold."

As a token of our goodwill, enclosed in this message are the chemical compositions of these two products which will eradicate this deadly disease from your nation.

<<data attached>>