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Hogsweatia
22-01-2006, 05:09
Hurkhov Hive, Launch Pad A
A glorious sight fills the eyes of awakening citizens as the sun rises over the horizon and begins its relentless, hammering fury. The first space-worthy vessel created by Hogsweat was sitting dormant on the Launch Pad of Hurkhov Hive. Its red coated underside shined in the now heavily beating pacific sun as its newly refurbished hull let off a shimmer of light. Almost three hundred metres long and significantly tall and wide, with what appears to be a great tunnel caved into its rear, the ship is magnificent. Its pennant is enscribed to its port bow alongside the words Fearless and a symbol, which looks like a red flag with a large yellow anchor and two stripes.

Admiral Hoodarakov looked out from the window of the helicopter as it noisily came to land next to the battleship. He was eager to see the ship finished; he had surveyed it while it was being built many a time, but this was the maiden visit, so to speak, of the Motherland. He jumped out of the helicopter with much enthusiasm, his bright brown eyes purveying the warship. Today was to be the day - the day that Hogsweatia re-established itself. Iosef Hoodarakov simply could not wait.

Six hours later
The sun was now at its fullest, brightly illuminating the floating hive city of Hurkhov. But such a timeworn spectacle was ignored completely by the Hogsweatian public - who by now were avidly glued to television sets or were waving flags in the streets. On the landing pad, Admiral Hoodarakov stood on the entrance rig, and waved a salute to the Chancellor, Maria Tenishkova. And with the eyes of the whole of Hogsweatia on him, departed onto the bridge of the Fearless. The rig folded backwards, and at that momen t public radios blared out their messages.

"The Space Battleship Fearless has taken on its last sailor and is about to depart! From this day we shall spread the glory of Communism across the stars!"

A huge cheer from the crowds, who then broke out into a chorus of the Hogsweatian national anthem as the Fearless was about to take off.

HS Fearless, Command Bridge
Hoodarakov sat quietly atop his command chair, watching the bridge crew below him ready their stations. This was it, he thought. The moment he had anticipated since the day he had first glanced up at the stars.

"Ensign Tarakov, engine status?" He asked.

"Engines 100% and gaining, Comrade. Vertical thrust is positive, sub thrusters are positives, orbital thrusters are positive. Green light for takeoff. It's on your order, Comrade Admiral."

Hoodarakov clasped his hands together and took a deep breath. "Engage vertical thrust, Ensign. Full power to underside engines."

The Ensign nodded, and a hum filled the room as the ship began to liftoff. Four giant engine pods faced downwards and began to push, with all the power they could muster, the Fearless began to soar up and up and up. From two other hives in the network, another two ships lifted into the skies, the Valiant and the Unflinching. Of a similar class to the Fearless, they were slightly smaller, but nonetheless majestic.

"Gentlemen, this is a day that shall go down in the books. Today, you are all making history. Congratulations."

A round of applause followed the Admirals speech, the battleship still continuing its ascent, its two comrade-ship not so far away. Very soon the Hive was just a glimmer in the eye and that was when the Fearless turned into a spaceship.

"Ensign, power for vertical thrusters to 33%, full power to orbital thrusters."

The vertical thrusters powered down, and the momentum of the craft kept it in the sky for the few precious seconds needed as the engines flared into life. Slowly but surely, the Fearless began to move. Hoodarakov could hardly keep his joy inside him. How proud he was! What a privelege to be commanding this craft. The ship gunned its engines further and, moving at a steady pace, she began to push upwards and out of the atmosphere. A button bleeped and a metallic robotlike voice opened up.

"Leaving Earth's atmosphere in T minus six..."

With a great vigour the spaceship propelled itself out of the atmosphere and began an orbit of the planet. Its WW2-era magnetic accelerator turrets swung from side to side, the gunners getting a feel for what might have to come. All in all though, it was peaceful onboard the Fearless. Each and every sailor felt as though they had accomplished something brilliant. They flocked to portholes to see the stars, and the very blackness of space. The ship was drifting now, the two other vessels in a holding pattern behind it, forming a triangular formation. Hoodarakov clasped his hands together and said.

”Communications, open a wide patch. Every possible frequency.”

”Aye Sir.”

The Ensign did so, and the first interstellar message of the Hogsweatian nation was broadcast.

*** “Hello all inhabitants of the universe. We hope that you are receiving this message in good health and that you and your people are well. Only seconds ago, the recently-created Soviet Hogsweatian Space Navy launched its first three ships into space – and we are one of them. We are looking to communicate with anyone out there that can hear us.
Thank you”***
S-14
22-01-2006, 05:55
For the last several months, the Coordinated panNorm Hives has worked feverishly to get its massive military force appropriately in line with Non-Democratic Alliance standards. As anyone who passed a basic physics class will say, inertia is a property of mass and so even with unfair advantages in coordination and adaptability it has taken longer than either the AdminCoordinator or the WarCoordinator back on Alpha ever estimated to get everything up to speed.

Primarily the problem lies in mass. With over four and a half OverFleets patrolling panNorm interests insystem and out, and with over four and a half OverFleets that need to be cycled around to Earth to get active training in NDA space naval operations, and with the panNorm radio 'telepathy' severely curtailed by the nature of their ships and therefore being prevented from having information flow as freely as it does on Alpha or Beta... it's taken time.

With alacrity, sisters, Coordinator (Ship) 7528401 says without words, pheromones of annoyance wafting unintentionally from its chitinous red carapace with its yellow rank decorations. She makes no effort to hide the annoyance from her thoughts, and because of the fact that her crew is mostly made up of fellow Engineer Reds they don't take it amiss. They understand completely. The AdminCoordinator, understanding the political needs of the situation, is leaning on the WarCoordinator, who better understands the military truths of the situation. With nowhere else to go, the WarCoordinators are leaning on the OverFleet Coordinators who are leaning on the Fleet Coordinators who are leaning on the Segment Coordinators who are leaning on the Squadron Coordinators...

...and Coordinator (Squadron) 7528031 leaned on Coordinator (Ship) 7528401 in her last missive and now, of course, '401 is leaning on her crew to meet at least the minimum requirements so 5-6-D-5-HC2 can qualify; so Squadron Five, Segment Delta, Fleet Six, OverFleet Five can qualify; so Segment Delta, Fleet Six, OverFleet Five can qualify; so Fleet Six, OverFleet Five can qualify; so OverFleet Five can qualify and get on with doing its real job: defending the interests and survival of the Hives and the panNorm as a species, not dealing with this flabby endoskeletal inefficient busywork.

Even if they are extragalactic aliens, some things are constant. As Coordinator (Ship) 7528401 thinks to herself, It's always tough to be the last ship in review, suddenly a new message comes over the 'wireless' from the squadron commander. Now what?

Message from squadron command: breaking off training mission. Unknown vehicle detected on a potential rendezvous course. Will start training mission from beginning after new situation resolved.

Spite.

---

The six blocky segmented ships--everything is almost always in sixes--of Squadron Five turn on less than a quarter but slightly more than a dime, the reactionless drive housings in their aft modules glowing a copper-fire green as they divert power to engines. The radio message from Fearless received, Coordinator (Squadron) 7528031 replies as doctrine dictates. While they may be amongst friends, they certainly aren't home.

#ComRelay : OF5-6F-SegD-5Sq-HC1 > "HS Fearless" OPEN#

Greetings. This is Coordinator 7528031 of 5-6-D-5-Heavy Cruiser 1, representing the Coordinated panNorm Hives as working with the Non-Democratic Alliance. We are responding to your request for communications.

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Coordinator 7528031 of the Red Mother of Us All
Speaking on behalf of the Mothers of Us All
Coordinated panNorm Hives

#ComRelay CLOSED#
Hogsweatia
23-01-2006, 22:25
[OOC: Thanks for deleting your post, Tib.]

Command Bridge, HS Fearless
"Comrade Admiral, we are receiving a transmition from..." the Ensign raised an eyebrow, and began to slowly sound out the letters of the S14 vessel. "...Coordinator 7528031 of 5-6-D-5-Heavy Cruiser 1."

"Well then, what are you waiting for? Patch it through!" Hoodarakov exclaimed. The message appeared on the giant holoscreen on the roof of the bridge, and the Admiral (and the rest of his crew) let out a gasp as they saw the face of the creature they were contacting. Naturally, it was the first alien any Hogsweatian had seen in anything but a film. This was one of the most defining moments in Hogsweatian history - first contact.

"Um" The Admiral said slowly. "Send them a message."

"Aye sir." The Communications Ensign cringed and looked away from the holoscreen.

"Would you like to put weapons on standby, sir?" the Arms Officer looked around and asked.

"No thank you Ensign." The Admiral said, confident in his diplomatic skills enough not to screwup. Hoodarakov looked out his bridge window to the many many many warships and battle stations in orbit over the Earth. He was sure that if he was attacked there would be someone willing to help him. Compared to what he could see, his meagre force of three converted wetships looked inadequate to what other nations had established long ago. Getting into space was easy - setting up a foothold there would be much harder, he reflected.

Diplomatic Message:
Source: HS Fearless
Direction: Coordinator 7528031 of 5-6-D-5-Heavy Cruiser 1
RE: Hello
We thank you for you response to our call to communications. Our recent launch into space has obviously attracted you attention, and we are glad to meet you and your species. Hopefully, with more interaction, our nations could become friends. We are a peaceful people - we do not wish for war, or conflict, or argument, any longer. I would be glad to communicate and negotiate with any diplomatic... personnel you currently have onboard your vessel, or in your fleet.
Thank you,
Comrade Admiral Felixei Hoodarakov,
Hogsweatian Space Navy

The Admiral sat in his chair, impatiently waiting a response. He hoped he had done and said the right thing. He had to be careful. These aliens could be aggressive.

He prayed not.


[OOC: Apologies for the not so good post - there isn't much I can say, yet.]
S-14
24-01-2006, 02:52
The Coordinator taps the slightly fuzzy tips of her red antennae together very slowly, chitinous manipulator fingers tapping softly on the hexagonal control pedestal in front of her elliptical acceleration couch. If anyone has ever experimented with tapping solid bone against hard plastic, it would be a good approximation of the sound. The Blue at the signals console, serving the roles of both central radio operator and chief signals officer, notes this and swivels her bulbous head slightly, eyes glinting goldly in the light of the bridge. Cousin Coordinator, if I may.

Go ahead.

While we of course lack any sort of diplomatic staff, being a warship--

Get on with it, cousin. Coordinator 7528031 lets out a soft whiff of salted roast-beef pheromones in annoyance.

--we do have me. I have some diplomatic experience vicariously through my Blue sisters.

The Engineer Red thinks about this in her own analytical way, being exactly what her genotype moniker describes her as. She is posed with a problem: speaking diplomatically to a new contact, whose future relations with the Hives could either be complimentary or detrimental to the survival of the panNorm. Unfortunately, being only an Engineer Red, she is neither born nor raised in the finer aspects of diplomatic communications. She would be a wonderous companion to talk with at a engineering society luncheon about the intricacies of, say, starship design or FTOE core maintenance, but this... this simply elicits a slow recoiling and a silent tapping of the tips of her antennae. So, a problem... and a solution. The Blues, forever the computer operators, navigators, and communicators of Alpha, are born and bred for such work. Even if her carapace was designated for working at a computer since the day she was hatched, there would perhaps be enough racial memory, experience, and instinct in that bulbous blue head of hers to get by.

A problem, a solution, an application of knowledge to better the race. An Engineer. Do it.

#ComRelay : OF5-6F-SegD-5Sq-HC1 > "HS Fearless" OPEN#

You are most welcome, Comrade Admiral Felixei Hoodarakov of the Hogsweatian Space Navy, and the honor is indeed ours to communicate with you and your vessel, especially under these unforseen circumstances. A pleasant surprise, it could be called; and in the nature of surprises that are pleasant it of course inspires curiosity. We have been operating in this theatre for quite some time now and we have not yet come across any vessels matching the signature of yours nor claiming allegiance to any organization either directly or indirectly identifiable as your Hogsweatian Space Navy. It is inevitably my first duty both as an agent of the Coordinated panNorm Hives and my first interest as a party interested for the sake of knowledge to inquire whether this is because we have been unforgivably lax in our analysis of this area and have therefore withheld proper salutations to fellow spacefarers or if this is because you are indeed new to local orbital operations. If it is the latter, then we are indeed honored and glad to be the first to welcome you to space and wish you luck on your endeavours.

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Operator 75495476 of the Blue Mother of Us All
Speaking on behalf of the Mothers of Us All
Coordinated panNorm Hives

#ComRelay CLOSED#

Coordinator 7528031 listens to the long string of synthesized English that comes out of the bridge speakers as the Blue clicks and clacks with her mandibles, gesticulates with her antennae, puffs tiny cocktails of pheromones, and makes the subtle hand gestures that altogether form the highly complex song and dance of panNorm speech. She only hopes it meets the proverbial nutritional requirements.
Hogsweatia
26-01-2006, 08:29
Command Bridge, HS Fearless
"See Ensign? I told you violence was not neccessary." he said with an air of superiority. Oh how this was exciting! First contact, and him, Felixei Hoodarakov, at the forefront. He was going to be in the history books for this... immortalised as a hero in Hogsweatian history. He listened intently, shaking with glee, to the notably different method of speech of the diplomatic officer, especially its advanced vocabulary, as his blue portrait appeared onto the overhead monitor.

Diplomatic Message:
Source: HS Fearless
Direction: Operator 75495476
RE: Hello
Indeed, these are the first true spacefaring vessels of our nation, pinnacles of our ever-advancing technology. We thank you for your kind welcome and your kinder words in acknowledgement of our advances. We are interested in your nation, and what future relations could hold. While my job is primarily a military officer, I am also instructed, and trained, to open negotiations for issues like trade and tourism.

Would you be able to answer my questions regarding these issues and several more?
Thank you,
Comrade Admiral Felixei Hoodarakov,
Hogsweatian Space Navy

Felixei leaned back in his chair, a smug grin dictating he thought he was doing well.
S-14
27-01-2006, 02:31
The squadron coordinator continues to listen in on the conversation, most of it banal chatter to the sound recepting hairs on her legs and antennae, trying to pick out things of greater interest--things technological or militaristic. That these old junkers that look built to be more surface ships than proper three-dimensional space combatants happen to be the first and therefore, logically, only form of Hogsweatian space power eases her mind somewhat. While their efforts are impressive in a historical context, Fearless and its sister ships pose little to no threat to her squadron, much less the rest of the panNorm as a whole. She lets the communications technician continue on her polite conversation, as maybe this could work out for the betterment of the Hives in some strange fashion.

While the endoskeletals are still vaguely disconcerting fleshbags, they do tend to have nice things to trade for. And trade is good, and so things just naturally fall that the coordinator stands by whilst her subordinate does what comes naturally. Meanwhile, the rest of the ship's crew does what comes naturally to them, too; scanning (albeit not too closely, nor at maximum power) the Hogsweatian ships, analyzing capabilities, estimating power outputs and efficiencies, doing all the sorts of things that a combat starship crew could be expected to, albeit without exactly the sort of top-down orders that one would expect among a more human crew.

#ComRelay : OF5-6F-SegD-5Sq-HC1 > "HS Fearless" OPEN#

Fascinating. My duties are primarily those of a mere signals and communications station operator but due to racial traits and qualities which I only hope I represent effectively I have found myself as acting squadron diplomat. Unfortunately, I do not have such authority as you due to a low station and equivalently low situational awareness as to the status of the Hive and its current needs in terms of resources and international relations short of the most obvious need to maintain pleasant and cordial relations wherever reasonable for the security of the panNorm.

I can and will, on the other manipulator, forward this contact to my Coordinators and their Coordinators through standard protocols so the Hive can put forward a proper diplomatic mission to your nation if you should deem such an eventuality acceptable. Until that time I think it would be best in the interest of peaceful and friendly international relations if we learned more about each other. Being an inherently curious species, we find all whom we share the universe with fascinating to one degree or another. With this in mind, could you tell us more about yourselves?

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Operator 75495476 of the Blue Mother of Us All
Speaking on behalf of the Mothers of Us All
Coordinated panNorm Hives

#ComRelay CLOSED#