Cocainistan
02-01-2006, 07:35
"Live in accordance with the Democratic Socialist lifestyle," the poster read.
A sign of the times in Cocainistan.
Nobody knew what was going on, these were violent times. The country's government was deposed, reinstated, deposed, murdered, deposed again, and reinstated. By the end of that they were decomposing mounds of goo, but that didn't stop them from being deposed yet again.
For a country with such an unfortunately coincidental name, it was sure fitting the bill.
But finally, a stable government came out of that. The new name reflected that. The Oppressed Peoples of Cocainistan. Nobody knew why it was spelled out in such blatant manner, but it looked here to stay. The government were openly militaristic. They spent ungodly sums of money on the latest new toys for their army. What army there was. It didn't take much to equip an army of at most 500,000, but they had the latest in gizmos.
You never know when you might need it.
Oppression or no oppression, the people loved their government for some reason. Maybe they put something in the curry, but they were loved.
The reason for the name Cocainistan? Nobody knew. Cocaine was unheard of in the small country. Crack pipe, the currency of Cocainistan, is an indiginous word meaning "money". The pink elephant is native only to Cocainistan.
((I'm out of creativity for 1:30 in the morning.))
A sign of the times in Cocainistan.
Nobody knew what was going on, these were violent times. The country's government was deposed, reinstated, deposed, murdered, deposed again, and reinstated. By the end of that they were decomposing mounds of goo, but that didn't stop them from being deposed yet again.
For a country with such an unfortunately coincidental name, it was sure fitting the bill.
But finally, a stable government came out of that. The new name reflected that. The Oppressed Peoples of Cocainistan. Nobody knew why it was spelled out in such blatant manner, but it looked here to stay. The government were openly militaristic. They spent ungodly sums of money on the latest new toys for their army. What army there was. It didn't take much to equip an army of at most 500,000, but they had the latest in gizmos.
You never know when you might need it.
Oppression or no oppression, the people loved their government for some reason. Maybe they put something in the curry, but they were loved.
The reason for the name Cocainistan? Nobody knew. Cocaine was unheard of in the small country. Crack pipe, the currency of Cocainistan, is an indiginous word meaning "money". The pink elephant is native only to Cocainistan.
((I'm out of creativity for 1:30 in the morning.))