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Royal Press Release: "I Am Not A Hyper-Intelligent Aubergine"

Draconis Nightcrawlis
30-12-2005, 16:10
After a front page news story from a highly untrustworthy newspaper claiming the King to be a hyper-intelligent aubergine, the Royal Household has been forced to realease this statement from His Royal Draconian Highness King Kurt II.

"I am not a hyper-intelligent aubergine, I am an elf."
Ma-tek
30-12-2005, 18:45
"They're easy to confuse."

~ Aldariel Aquinall, Great House Aquinall official reaction