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Hi, I am the President of USZ!

Here are some Facts about our Nation:

Population: About 5 Million People
Capital: Balstack 120,383 People
Exports: Tourism, Wood, Gold, Oil, etc.
Weather: Rainy & Warm
Land: Flat, Island
More details in Nations Profile

UN: Yes

:rolleyes: n00bs

Hey! I already own 4 Countries in this Game. So, I'm not a Noob

Hey! I already own 4 Countries in this Game. So, I'm not a Noob
N00b, not Noob. Freakin' n00bs.:rolleyes:

Fresh meat! :D

Seriously though, wrong forum.

Even more seriously, N00b!

Hey! I already own 4 Countries in this Game. So, I'm not a Noob

:D

Hey! I already own 4 Countries in this Game. So, I'm not a Noob
:rolleyes:

Gameplay.

Hey! I already own 4 Countries in this Game. So, I'm not a Noob
*points and laughs at the n00b*


darling you're clearly a forum n00b

:rolleyes: n00bs
BTW, that was a really pr0 response. Nice one, I'm impressed. :fluffle:

Why is it so hard to resist ganging up on the n00bs?

Aw, be nice to the n00b. And give him his correct name - Forum n00b; he's obviously not an NS n00b.

n00b

BTW, that was a really pr0 response. Nice one, I'm impressed. :fluffle:
lol, thanks:p :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Why is it so hard to resist ganging up on the n00bs?
cause they're so silly........

cause they're so silly........
Every n00b is sacred...

I think it's the wide-eyed innocence, such hilarious results when they enter General not realising it is the most brutal and unforgiving part of NS. :p

Every n00b is sacred...
Kind of like a virgin sacrifice?

This site is RUDE! I MIGHT QUIT! I just wanted to play this game and make a Peaceful Virtual Nation...Your so Upsetting Website! :( :( :( :(

This site is RUDE! I MIGHT QUIT!

LOL they are being nice.

This site is RUDE! I MIGHT QUIT!
You've offended me. This site is not rude. You are. I'll quit first!

This site is RUDE! I MIGHT QUIT!
:eek:

SCHLOCK HORROR!

Here, have an anti-flame shield, +1 asbestosness.

:eek:

SCHLOCK HORROR!

Here, have an anti-flame shield, +1 asbestosness.
And I'll pitch in a can of Genralite Retardent (or retarded, depends on how long we've been awake)

How did this the Topic go from Zeniopa to complete Confusion?

How did this the Topic go from Zeniopa to complete Confusion?
Welcome to General. That's how we roll.

How did this the Topic go from Zeniopa to complete Confusion?

Welcome to Nationstates General.

How did this the Topic go from Zeniopa to complete Confusion?
About the same time you posted a regional advertisement in General instead of Gameplay.

How did this the Topic go from Zeniopa to complete Confusion?

because its in the wrong forum for a start

I think it's the wide-eyed innocence, such hilarious results when they enter General not realising it is the most brutal and unforgiving part of NS. :p
mwahahaha *cracks whip* I think this might be another one for TInk's n00b dungeon of doom

thank god i was never a n00b *shifty eyes*

This site is RUDE! I MIGHT QUIT! I just wanted to play this game and make a Peaceful Virtual Nation...Your so Upsetting Website! :( :( :( :(
sweetie, if you're gonna be that sensitive it may be best if you do leave

mwahahaha *cracks whip* I think this might be another one for TInk's n00b dungeon of doom
I managed to avoid the n00b dungeon.

I think my sanity is all the better for it, tbh.

thank god i was never a n00b *shifty eyes*
i was a quiet n00b, rarely ever posted, oh how things change

Ok, now I am a little scared. If you noticed...*Hides behind Couch*

I managed to avoid the n00b dungeon.

I think my sanity is all the better for it, tbh.
i didn't have it when you joined, i don't think anyone that i've put in it really stuck around for very long........:confused:

Well, if someone would be nice enough to give me a few pointers, maybe I wouldn't be such a nOOb anymore to you guys...What's the nOOb dungeon? It sounds bad...

Ok, now I am a little scared. If you noticed...*Hides behind Couch*
don't worry *pets* I feed and water my n00bs regularly and take them on lots of walks!

This thread is just begging to be locked. :rolleyes:

Zeniopa, you should repost into gameplay or II (International Incidents). :)

Ok, thanks. Militia Enoforced States is a Example of a Nice Member. He pointed out to me NICELY that I posted in the wrong Forum. I would gladly Re-Post it.

don't worry *pets* I feed and water my n00bs regularly and take them on lots of walks!
DON'T LISTEN TO HER! SHE BEATS THEM WITH STICKS! WHIPPY STICKS!

I'll just fight back...:mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Well, if someone would be nice enough to give me a few pointers, maybe I wouldn't be such a nOOb anymore to you guys...
ok, you should start by reading the faqs, someone else will have to tell oyu where they are,i never read them. This is the General forum, it's OOC (out of character), you post stuff about real life politics and religion, that kind of nonsense here as well as random other stuff that has nothing to do with NS, you'll get the hang of it eventually, don't take anything to heart or yuo'll get scared off pretty quick, other than that, sit back, relax and have fun! We don't bite.......much.....


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hi, I am the President of USZ!

Here are some Facts about our Nation:

Population: About 5 Million People


Ha. I have more people in my re-education camps than you have in your entire nation.

Uh...I don't know if I be should be scared or relaxed...*Hides* (Mumbles: Someone save me!)

I'll just fight back...:mp5: :sniper: :gundge:
honey, you can't fight me, I have an army and a cult and everything, you couldn't get near me:cool:

I'll just fight back...:mp5: :sniper: :gundge:
This post raises an interesting point. If you wish to leave n00bh00d quickly, drop the angry smilies. That is the single biggest cock-up made by n00bs.

*Starts movement for N00b Rights*

*can't think of name*

*leaves*

Ha. I have more people in my re-education camps than you have in your entire nation.
Smaller, easier to handle. HA!

Can I eat it?

Uh...I don't know if I be should be scared or relaxed...*Hides* (Mumbles: Someone save me!)
Hint: This forum is for NS members to discuss, well, anything but NS. Politics, religion, and current events tend to be frequent topics of conversation, but random craziness is much appreciated as well.

Smaller, easier to handle. HA!

You would make an ideal Imperial colony.

This is stirr arive?

Huh.

You would make an ideal Imperial colony. And that means what? If you've noticed how old I am...I don't understand your talk...

This went bizarre quickly.

And that means what? If you've noticed how old I am...I don't understand your talk...

It means I am BBQ'ing you tonight for the NS General Office party.

And that means what? If you've noticed how old I am...I don't understand your talk...

It means that the Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji is interested in acquiring your nation.

And that means what? If you've noticed how old I am...I don't understand your talk...
She wants to take you over, RP stylee. Like England did to a quarter of the globe :p

Also, who are your other nations? Have you forum posted before?

She wants to take you over, RP stylee. Like England did to a quarter of the globe :p

Also, who are your other nations? Have you forum posted before?
she? are yo ua damn n00b too?!

This went bizarre quickly.
Welcome to General. On your right you'll see the psychotic debaters. To your left, you'll see the inherent spammers. And, where we're going, you'll see the NS mental Asylum. Your new home.

she? are yo ua damn n00b too?!
Fuck, I read it as Sinhue for some reason.

And yes, within this forum-hardened exterior beats the heart of a playful n00b :sniper: :headbang: :mp5: :gundge: :upyours: :fluffle:

Welcome to General. On your right you'll see the psychotic debaters. To your left, you'll see the inherent spammers. And, where we're going, you'll see the NS mental Asylum. Your new home.
I'll be your nurse this evening *pulls out large needle* this won't hurt.....much.....

I'll be your nurse this evening *pulls out large needle* this won't hurt.....much.....
Ah, if only I'd been accepted for Medicine. We could have played Doctors and Nurses...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/1135783794462.gif

Ah, if only I'd been accepted for Medicine. We could have played Doctors and Nurses...
it's ok, nobody here is really qualified....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/Colodia/1135783794462.gif
that's what i'm here for!

Welcome to General. On your right you'll see the psychotic debaters. To your left, you'll see the inherent spammers. And, where we're going, you'll see the NS mental Asylum. Your new home.
Way ahead of you on the asylum part.

it's ok, nobody here is really qualified....
Woo!

*puts on his lab coat, takes out the chest saw*

Nurse! Bringen mir das "Kemikal X", bitte. [/dodgy German accent]

Woo!

*puts on his lab coat, takes out the chest saw*

Nurse! Bringen mir das "Kemikal X", bitte. [/dodgy German accent]
coming right up! will the patient be taking it with the blue pill or the red pill?

oh....my....god.....Tribes.....we're in the Nationstates forum.....don't make any sudden movements.......



We come in peace...

Hey! I already own 4 Countries in this Game. So, I'm not a Noob
That is funny.

That is funny.
i know, but you shouldn't really say, he's kinda sensitive, you might make him cry