NationStates Jolt Archive

FLIPSNAR NEWS SERVICE:

1st Dispatch

Today a new nation was formed, our nation. We were brought by the mighty and all knowing Oreo Spaceship (The Dear Eternal Leader of All Mighty and Universal for All of Eternity) from galaxies far, far away.

On arrival our Oreo Spaceship, the Spreader of Sunlight to Darkness delcared that the mighty priest who had fought tirelessly for the Dear Oreo Spaceship, Flipsnar, would become the leader of this new promised land on Earth.

Flipsnar named the chosen land of beauty and peace after his namesake which itself evokes peace and harmony when spoken by even the most powerful of invidels.

Flipsnar gave a speech:

Here we are fellow spaceshipers! We have traveled with our Dear Eternal Leader the Oreo Spaceship for many years to finally arrive in this chosen land. The lenghts we shall go for our Spaceship have no bounds, let us fight here for its cause, the great religion which we know as Oreo Spaceshipology!

And a warning to the nations of the world, do not dare tread on us for our might shall be unleashed unto you!

In commemoration of this most significant event the HEWC sends a glass of milk.

OOC: Heh, that's a good one...

A MESSAGE RELAYED TELEPATHICALLY TO HIGH PRIEST FLIPSNAR FROM THE DEAR ETERNAL GRATEFUL ONE WHO SPREADS JOY TO ALL THE OREO SPACESHIP:

Glass of milk is appreciated in the cause. One glass of milk will surely lead to many more glasses, and that is good for stomach coating.

Gift appreciated much, consider yourself an ally of the proud religion of Oreospaceshipology.

Unfortionatly, most people in No Endorse are lactose intolerant. As such, our milk supplies are limited. However, we are sending several rounds of beer over to celebrate, and we'd be happy to send some diplomats too. Cheers mates!

A MESSAGE RELAYED TELEPATHICALLY FROM OREO SPACESHIP TO THE HIGH PRIEST OF OREOSPACESHIPOLOGY ON EARTH, FLIPSNAR:

Beer much grateful are we for beer.

Good times celebrate!

The land of Oscurosa greets you with anticipation, and would just like to remind you that the Oreo cookie was voted the winner of our annual "Most Delicious Edible Object" for the last ten years running.
As such, we would like to invite all your people to visit the bright, sunny, dairy-producing land of Oscurosa - our citizens are very hospitable, and every one of them owns a dairy cow for personal milk supply.

Being that I am a giant oreo spaceship who by all my grace and power have created a land on Earth for my followers, I invite you kindly to join the oreoshipology religion.

One day I The Dear Eternal Leader of the Solar System and Lover of All People shall rule, so join us now or forever hold your peace!