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TSD Training Mishaps. (Not to be taken seriously. :P )

Soviet Trasa
18-11-2005, 00:11
Deep inside a unknown TSD Training facility inside the amoury where two men, one was shorter and looked fairly young, about 18 years old, dressed in grey TSD Armour while the other man, who looked older, 32 to be exact and wore TSD Black Ghost Armour, it looked similar to the grey version, only this version was more able to absorb energy bolts, the older man was showing the younger one various weapons and trying to explain it to the younger man with 'some' results...

"Ok Private Lancre, this is a E-11 Blaster Rifle, once the trigger is sqeezed it let's out Tabanna gas powered energy bolts at whatever your pointing at."


The younger man whistled at the gun in awe.

"Hell yeah, that's what i'm talking about, lemme try it out."

He took it from the older man and accidently squeezed the trigger, letting out a blaster bolt that hit the wall which reflected it into another wall which reflected it to the roof which hit the floor and was reflected right at the doorway leading inside, just as a TSD Corporal came in, it hit the poor man right between the eyes, dropping him like a sack of potato's, meanwhile both instructor and studant just stared with their jaws opened and eyes wide.

The older man recovered first and sighed.

"Nice job Private...you'v just made your first freindly fire...cool beans man..."

Lancre just smiled sheepishly and let out a small "opps" before looking towards a RE-1 Shotgun Blaster Rifle and got a strange grin on his face as the instructor took it down and let him hold it.

"Now this is a Shotgun Lancre, now watch where you point it this time and make a test-shot"

At this point another poor fool was at the door, staring at the corpse still on the floor with confusion and worry, when he looked up the Private who had his weapon accidently pointed at the door squeezed the trigger, 5 blaster bolts in close formation came out from the large barrel and raced towards him, he cursed softly before going down with several shots hitting his chest, the Private looked towards the door and his eyes widened once more, not in joy of finding a new weapon like the RE-1, but the widening of knowing he made a mistake...

The instructor sighed and muttered softly about 'youngsters being too eager to pull the trigger without checking where it was aimed at'...


He shook his head and glared at the Private who just tried to look as innocent as possible, and failing.

"Ok that was a nice shot but you just killed Corporal Alexander Loran..."

The Private looked from the instructor to the body and winced.

"Aw shoot yo, sorry man."

The instructor smacked him in the back of the head and continued to glare at the poor victim.

"Dude, you don't understand, you went into overkill and shot him with a freaking shotgun, he's dead, ya hear? D.E.A.D!"

With that he get's up and walks out, leaving the Private alone, he looked up at the door with a confused tone.

"So...i did good right?"


The End....fornow...

(MORE mishaps once i get feedback and i'll decide if i wanna do more. ;) )