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HCI Region RP Thread

Shadowthone
10-11-2005, 02:03
Dunno where the old one go. So created a new one
Neuermark
10-11-2005, 02:56
Well this is neat!
Shadowthone
10-11-2005, 05:51
Magicians from Neuermark, scientists from Terrna and priests from Shadowthone gathered together. All were affected by the lack of message board space.

"This lack of aruging space is terrible!" said the scientists "Without lgical arguments, us scientists cannot work well. After tedious scientific research, we have found that the lack of historical evidence of past arguments generally leads to more hostility."

"Agreed, the ley lines in the message board is too little to be of any great use. Without sufficient lay lines, we magicians of Neuermark cannot do our stuff."

Thus, the people combined science, magic and divine power and after many months of hard work, it came to this. At the final moment, 'Poof' the Magically, Scientifically and Divinely inspired "Forum of Unlimited Messages" was born.

As the people saw this great and wonderous Forum, they broke up in dancing and singing, hoping that with the Forum, peace would return to the land once more.

The "Forum of Unlimited Messages" ------ NOW With Added Functions.
Such as

:mad: :headbang: :cool: :sniper: :p :fluffle: :confused: ;) :eek:

BOLD

Italics

Underline

Different Fonts

Font Sizes

And MUCH MUCH MORE
Neuermark
10-11-2005, 10:15
The people of Neuermark are thrilled to hear that the sovereign of Terrna has been elevated from Emperor to Grand Emperor and now to Grand Imperator.

However much we dislike the lofty whims of the most powerful man in HCI, you've got to admit, this guy's having more and more style, never mind the World Domination conspiracy most people around the land now believes is happening.

We urge the other members not to be intimidated, as Greater Terrna is merely a very large madhat country with a madhat protectorate, not dissimilar to the system of Neuermark and Baile Cheirebheal. Now with two Empires of Weiqin and a manipulated Incorporated States of Lumpylands, the world may seem to be falling into these folk's hands. Not so.

Shadowthone has directed the creation of this forum, and once again we thank him for doing so.
Neuermark
10-11-2005, 11:18
Look up the Neuermark page! It says: Max Barry is this year's Miss Neuermark. :D

LOLLOL
[NS]Terrna
10-11-2005, 14:19
To: All Nations
From: Terrnanian Army
Infantry Regiments (Infanterie de Terrna) 110 REGIMENTS
Regiments 31, 38, 41, 49, 68, 71, 73, 74 , 77, 78, 80, 83, 87, 89, 90, 91, 97, 98, 99, 104, 107, 109, 110.

Shock Infantry (Lightning Infanterie) 28 REGIMENTS
9e, 10e, 13e, 14e, 16e, 24e, 25e, 26e, 27e, 28e

Grand Artillery (Artillerie) 14 REGIMENTS
I Army corps. II Army Corps. III Army Corps. IV Army Corps .V Army Corps.
VI Army Corps. VII Army Corps. VIII Army Corps. IX Army Corps. X Army Corps XI Army Corps. XII Army Corps. XIII Army Corps. XIV Army Corps.

Armoured Division (Tanks) 52 Brigades
1e,2e, 4e, 5e, 6e, 11e, 13e, 14e, 15e, 16e, 21e, 22e

Terrnanian Strategic Nuclear Arms
Unknown

Terrnanian Space Programme
Unknown

Terrnanian Special Forces
Unknown

Cyborgs (Clone Troopers)
Unconfirmed

To calm fears, this is a rough breakdown of the Terrnanian Armed Forces currently sitted in the Terrnanian lands. Regiments are in numerical order, missing numbers are out at war. The Navy and Air Force is not represented.
[NS]Terrna
10-11-2005, 14:37
AS we set off that night into the Incorporated States of the lumpylands, most of us were excited and thrilled by the prospect of facing the enemies in action. The Great Emperor has proved that the dreaded Lumpy is sending his agents into neighboring countries, capturing and pillaging the countrysides. They have seized the rich, in a desperate attempt to bolster their failing economy. We were told that the lumpylands were a foul land, unfit for any human beings. Lumpy has continuously oppressed his peoples and forced them to build palaces and statues to commerate the dictator's 12th birthday.

Years of corruption and civil war had plunged most of the enemy's land into annarchy. The country's coffers lay bare after the ministers embezzled the nation's money for personal benefits. While the despot stays in his palace all day, gambling and womanising. Women have been snatched of the streets, never to be seen again by their relatives. It was rumoured that the psychotic ruler kept them in warehouses and visited these places whenever he needs to meet his sexual needs. Therefore, our goal is clear, we have to liberate the people from the dictator. The Emperor has shown us the way, this is going to be the first step towards a Greater and Glorious Terrna.

We reached the city of Lumpo at around 0500hrs the next morning. The night sky had been coloured by the reddish flumes emitted by incendiary shells. The mission was to relieve our coalition allies from the state of sl89 who had launched a surprise attack on the town at midnight. Terrnanian fighterjets zoomed across the night sky, dropping strategic detonators on the enemy;s defenses. As the 12e Regiment's Paladin unit got into position, we were supposed to secure the lalatitoo alley before sending the correct bearings to the artillery units....
Neuermark
10-11-2005, 15:08
Neuermark will collaborate actively with Shadowmoo in the reconstruction work in the Lumpylands.

We will be based in Tomacavas District in the capital for the next five months. The Kilfenora and Simonopetra (Esphigmenou, Dimapoloi and Sampetra districts) Millitia Regiments will be stationed in the Embassy to curb terrorist activity, since martial control has dropped in the city of Lilliputium.

We request for the Terranian Administration to be more creative in their announcements, to be more factual, not resorting to the tireless glorification of imperialist thuggery and hypocritical revolution. Our citizens have voted the Terranian Grand Imperator as the Worst Storyteller Ever To Be Born, which is not surprising, of course. More interesting things happen in Neuermark every day.

Furthermore, even if the Imperator has no adequate answer to the Chancellorate's arguments, we advise you to speak rationally. Laughing out loud as a nation does only expose your imbecility; it's always the fools that laugh at the wise people.

Here's a map of the country for your viewing pleasure. Any nation interested can ask me for custom-made, nationalised maps for yourself. Now including flags!

http://www.geocities.com/gigantomys_st/neue.gif
[NS]Terrna
11-11-2005, 02:08
The war in the Republic of the lumps have begun with an air strike in the regions of Lumpui and Lumkoi. As the Coalition artillery units pound the cities day and night, our reporters have indicated that there is a major loss of civilian lives and low casualties on the coalition's side. According to Shadowmoo's commanding officer of the nation's forces in Lumpui, the dictator has forced innocent civilians to act as human shields in order to protect his important military installations in a one last desperate attempt as coalition troopers marched into the outskirts of the capital of Republic of the Lumps, Lupulumtu, today.

Terrnanian troops have peacefully annexed the entire country of Sehem and the former nation of Sentinels not Scourge. However, there are evidence that the governments-in-exile still have a significant amount of influence over the peoples. Terrnanian soldiers are scaling up their counter-terrorism exercises. In the Imperial House today, the Emperor declared Terrna as an Empire, the first of its kind in the region of HCI. "Greater Terrna will achieve great things which will only remain the dreams of the cowardly. We will bring power to the people! Down with the monarchy! The people's armies will mow down everyone in one big sweep!"

To this, Neuermark has expressed its concern and lambasted the Empire for its 'dangerous' ambitions, branding the Terrnanians as 'Imperialist thugs' and 'hypocritical fools' . "Laughing out loud as a nation does only expose your imbecility; it's always the fools that laugh at the wise people."

Meanwhile, in Pyongyang, capital of Terrna, Mighty Weiqin, Empire of Weiqin, and Greater Terrna has signed an alliance. The Alliance, C.O.A, Calvaries of Apocalypse, will allow greater economic and military cooperation between the two nations. Nations inside this alliance will help one another regardless of offensive or defensive purposes. However, any nations in the alliance have to abide by the rules; to help one another in times of need and bring about greater stability to the region. We cordially invite any honourable nation to join this great alliance. According to Terrna, C.O.A is like N.A.T.O, and will respond to any call for help by any nation in the region, and will listen to the United Nations for instructions. "Today, we mark the birth of a great alliance between 2 grand nations. Together we will bring about happiness to the people. We are the harbingers of brotherhood and peace." Terrna has expressed wishes for Hannibal Smurf, Shadowthone, and sl89 to join the great alliance.

The Imperial House decides today whether to create another new ministry to overlook the defense of the nation. "Today, we only have the Ministry of Offense, which is to invade the nations of infidels and create a better state of the peoples. Our nation acts on a policy of pre-emptive strikes, however there may be times when we are not fast enough to react to external threats, thus the need for the Ministry of Defense."

A resolution have been passed in the Imperial House to change the name of the Ministry of Propaganda, to the Ministry of National Education and Foreign Affairs. "Well, it surely sounds nicer. We hope that this will bring about better relations with other countries.

Responding to Neuermark's comments, the Emperor of Terrna said," What can i say? What's the use of telling facts, when they only believe in lies? I believe the best answer to their constant whinning is to liberate them of their pain. My troops have already confirmed that the Theocracy of Neuermark still practises an ancient form of monarchy, which oppresses the people and forces them to pay tribute to him. This is outrageous! We will inform you when the Final Solution will come. Hail the people's power!"
Neuermark
11-11-2005, 02:47
Terrna']My troops have already confirmed that the Theocracy of Neuermark still practises an ancient form of monarchy, which oppresses the people and forces them to pay tribute to him. This is outrageous! We will inform you when the Final Solution will come.

Important: Neuermark functions not as a monarchy but as a Federal Theocratic Chancellorate. Which means that it consists of a confederacy of semi-independent Kantons, each headed by a Kantonal Chancellor. The Archchancellor coordinates inter-Kantonal affairs, and the relationship between Chancellor and Citizen is not unlike that between priest and congregation.

You have been misled by your soldiers. Moreover, the only empire left in the Real World today is Japan. Empires are outdated, remember.

Ahemmm...

We welcome your proposal of the Final Solution (stifling laughter). Neuermarkers have survived the violent onslaught of Nuclear bombs from the Pacific Islanders of Whakaofo, the marauding hordes of Moronica, the death rays of Praxibetel 612 and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. For a while when we moved to HCI, we feared that nothing would happen to us here. Not any more.

Just spin one of your usual tales on how gloriously you, the feeble Dominion of Terrna, step onto our grounds and we will show you how we defeat you thoroughly just like how the Swiss defeated the Nazi Luftwaffe that day in World War II, you snivelly Imperator of a deranged bag of soldiers

P.S Custom-made maps! Who wants some custom-made maps! Everyone free to get one, Coalition or not! Contact the Archchancellor Today!
Neuermark
11-11-2005, 04:32
The lost territory of Chelski-Solarion has been reclaimed by Neuermark as Kanton Chelski-Solarion, with the Kantonal Capital at Kangerlussuaq. The Chelskian hunter-gatherer Chiefs have expressed surprise at recent geomantical surveys that revealed Chelski-Solarion to be a minor leyline hub, and expresses their wish to fourish under the newly-instated Kantonal Government.

The island of Solarion is very large (2 million sq. km), mostly ice-capped and sparsely populated, 2000 km north of Kilfenora, Baile Cheirebheal. Due to its breathtaking scenery and extensive biodiversity, of 30 species of whales, 128 species of migratory birds and countless other things, Kanton Chelski-Solarion is set on developing the area to be a popular tourist destination in HCI, all the while preserving the ancient way of life of the Chelskian people.


The Kanton has, on the assertions of the Chelskian tribes, designated municipalities for each fishing village in Solarion. The Inuktitut script (also used in Canada) is used to document tribal histories and for official announcements.

The Municipalities are:
1. Kangerlussuaq - pop. 1404
2. Nenetarqarlit - pop. 2300
3. Tuurk - pop. 1012
4. Qerqertarsuaq - pop. 987
5. Narwalnaviuq - pop. 783
6. Hadsel - pop. 2112
7. Mortesnes - pop. 305
8. Ittoqqortoormiit - pop. 652
9. Paamiut - pop. 120
10. Narsaq - pop. 64
11. Gronlanten - pop. 191

The rest of Solarion will be designated a wildlife reserve, and open to the international scientific community for active research on its wildlife and ice-caps. The reserve will be under the twelth minicipality:

12. Rochesesund - pop. 12 (non-permanent)

Map:http://www.geocities.com/gigantomys_st/solarion.gif
[NS]Terrna
11-11-2005, 09:14
From Terrna:

To all nations, the useless dictatorship of Neuermark has once again threatened a war on the Great Empire. It makes one laugh looking at his essay which makes absolutely no sense at all. His points do not match one another and are contradictory. We find no necessity talking to a nation which doesnt even know that Imperator and Emperor means the same thing. For your information, Japan has a constituitional monarchy. It is no empire. The world today has no empire.

From Light:
You should know the difference between the real world and the cyber world. NS is different from the real world, so i suggest you stop bringing in real-life examples into this make-believe game. Empires are passe, they do not exist at all, no , not even Japan. If this game is so real, i see no need to invade anyone at all. I can simply raise tariffs on your imports and force your economy to raise your currency. After which, your people will save money. You should know what will happen next. There is aboslutely no need for me to invade. I am invading for the fun of it. If it's real, i can make any country's economy collapse. My country, Terrna is based on the ancient Ottoman Empire, and Napoleonic Empire which works on a policy of invading other people to survive. The Final Solution is just some rubbish which i will impose on your people once i get into your country. You should know what will happen.
Neuermark
11-11-2005, 14:07
Preamble

The Theocracy of Neuermark is just so better than your stinking Empire who is so desperate that it invades for subsistence. Oh, and you're right, Japan is a constitutional monarchy; there is no more Empire today, and it proves further that Imperialism is outdated. Touchee and back to you.

We know that Emperor and Imperator are technically the same thing. IMPERATOR, as a Latin and original antecendent to the modern EMPEROR, is evidently much more stylish than the latter. That's why we refer to the change as "stylish". We like style, no mistake about that.

You can invade us for fun, and we can thrash you for fun. Oh, yeah, the way that my nonsensical messages contradict, those are for fun also. Thanks a bunch for actually noticing!:D

See you in Zgusta!

Messages from the Archchancellor

To the people of Neuermark / Brave soldiers and soldieresses of Neuermark Millitia InterKantonal (NMIK)

1. Every citizen, from city or country to defend the sacred and magical soil till their last drop of blood to be shed.
2. Every town and commune to act under their own initiative.
3. Treat any surrender order as null and void.
4. If they can't beat you, let them join you.
5. If you can't beat them, recite the Declaration of Human Rights backwards and the enemy troops will be teleported to Narsaq
6. I know this doesn't fit, but Love thy Enemy.

Warning to hostile nation(s)

1. If you don't fight, we may assimilate you.

2. If you fight, we WILL assimilate you.

3. If you be a jerk, we will KILL you.

4. If we assimilate you, you'll get a free tour around the country, and get to visit our best concerts and bars for 20% off. That's our tradition.


[Battleships FCS Emmentaler I, II, IX, X, XIII, XIX, XXVI, XXVII, XXXI will be diverted to the fjord entrances along the south coast of Solarion. It's winter so the north coast is closed due to pack ice.

Battleships FCS Emmentaler VII, VIII / FCS Bresseblau II, X, XXIII / DBCS Mogyoro I, II, XI will patrol the channel where Baile Cheirebheal is situated in.

9 Carriers are launched to unknown locations at the seas around Neuermark.

Millitia units from all 14,269 towns, cities and communes are mobilised and vigilant.]


Message from Kanton Myoga-Seonbong
Kantonal Chancellor, Park Chan-Kit

Neuermark is not ethnically homogeneous. You might know about Ethnic Neuermarkers, but there are also significant populations of ethnic Lumpians, in Kanton Benchervaux, ethnic Chelskians in Kanton Chelski-Solarion, ethnic Celts in Kanton Saint-Fintan, and most importantly (to us that is), ethnic Terranians in Myoga-Seonbong.

The cities of Myoga-Seonbong (庙街-先锋区) are created in the past century, when the country saw waves of Terranian settlers on our eastern shores. Over time, and this kind of things happen inevitably, the Terranians are now part of the Neuermark Cultural scene.

While we cherish our affinity with Greater Terrna, we also pledge our allegiance to the land. This land Neuermark. The Kantonal Government was pro-war when you directed your exploits on the Lumpylands. Now, as rumours spread along the streets of Shimyang, Yeongyeon, Haesamwi and other towns of the Kanton about the possibility of your invasion, we have decided to stand with Neuermark, not you.

P.S. When your armies arrive at our towns, we might treat you to our Kantonal speciality, the Eichhof Soju Cocktail, which is described by most tourists to be the alcoholic equivalent to the Holocaust.
[NS]Terrna
12-11-2005, 01:36
Coalition troops today faced massive resistance from the Lumpians, who are becming more organised in their attacks on Coalition troops. "This is the first time, the Lumpians have come together to show their might and will against the forces of justice. If this goes on, our casualities may exceed 100," said Geberal Quine, commander of Mighty Weiqin forces in the region. Meanwhile, a joint army of Shadowthone and Shadowmoo liberated the city of Geriak Lum, in the southern region of the Republic of the Lumps. It has been reported that a large enemy army is massing to the north, joining suspected terrorists from the northern countryof the lumpylands. Both sides are set for a massive face-off.

Meanwhile, in the Imperial House, officials have received a yellow-coloured letter from the Theocracy of Neuermark. "Oh, that decaying nation with no economy?" asked an official. "obviously they do not know how an empire works, they have no brains!""Now they're trying to protect their face, after the Emperor has shot down their fragile arguments!"

The Parliament decides today to impose economic sanctions on Neuermark and raise tariffs on all Neuermark imports. More troops have been sent to the Neuermark-lumpylands border. The Terrnanian Administration has also been buying tremendous amounts of oil, causing oil prices all over the world to reach sky-high level. "We know that Neuermark is an oil-consuming economy. Heh heh heh."

People all over Neuermark are buying gold now to stablize their currency. "While, it seems like the economy of Neuermark is doomed to collapse." Terrnanian industries are busy churning out gold nuggets for people for over the world. Today, C.O.A troops conducted a joint military exercise to stimulate an invasion of an island. officials from both parties denied any resembalnce to invasion of Neuermark.

*Terrnanian Special Forces*
They have been dispatched.
Neuermark
12-11-2005, 03:10
The Archchancellor of Neuermark:

Aaah! Aaah! Oh woe is us! Our economy has just collapsed. Tree-bark stew has become a national delicacy! Oh woe is us! Ha ha ha!

Just kidding. Thought you'd feel good reading that. By the way, if your flag ever appears within our borders, we will steal it and use it for carpeting. Neuermarkers are not lame like Terranians, remember. We don't care that much for money. In this land, magic is on our side.

Actually, we thought that YOU are the one trying to save your face. Our spokesmen has stated clearly and sufficiently the reasons not to go to war, and you have failed to strengthen your stand. You have not shot down any arguments. You pushed them all aside. You're the idiot here, remember.

The people of Solarion has converted to Christianity and Saint Caradoc is the island's patron saint. Don't mess with Saint Caradoc. You have been warned.

P.S. I, Andy, has just bought a CD by the Finnish folk-rock band Varttina. It's really nice! Susan Aho is so cute!
[NS]Terrna
12-11-2005, 08:59
IF you refuse to play by the rules, then i have nthg to say. Since you want to be in this game and be such an arse. You can entertain yourself. I won't be coming to this forum anymore.
Neuermark
12-11-2005, 13:07
We won't play by the rules because no one actually set any.

With the help of The Red Blokkeren Foundation (Lilliputium), the city of Lilliputium has now been restored to normality and its former glory, only something much more. A memorial for the war dead (both of the Coalition soldiers and the Civilians) has been erected in the city square.

The NMIK regiments in Tomacavas have been re-stationed at their original posts.
Neuermark
14-11-2005, 07:00
Attention all:

In order to improve regional solidarity and political freedom for the people, Neuermark has decided to decentralise its government.

Kantonal councils will be elevated to state status, with minority groups in Neuermark holding special autonomy under the new system:

Neuermarker Kantons:

K. Neuermark
Capital: Widentei
Key communes: Neuereichstag, Widentei, Orjajärvi.

K. Bergen
Capital: Sukkertoppen
Key Communes: Sukkertoppen, Grendelbergen, Festaköp

K. Sigurney
Capital: Sigurney
Key Communes: Saint-Dunstan, Sigurney, Heilamaey, Sallygarten

K. La Corunamara
Capital: La Corunamara
Key Communes: Ardentei, La Corunamara, Ranchchervaux

K. Saint-Malough
Capital: Saint-Malough
Key Communes: Decompostela, Saint-Malough, Guadalajare

K. Bauauauen
Capital: Bauauauen
Key Communes: Bauauauen

Terranian Kantons:

K. Myoga
Capital: Myoga
Key communes: Myoga, Gorangseo, Heukyong, Ssangseongja

K. Shimyang
Capital: Haesamwi
Key communes: Shimyang, Haesamwi, Yeongyeon, Baengnyeok, Seonbong

Cruitnean Kantons:

K. Newekiow
Capital: Newekiow
Key communes: Garanhir, Sirbenfro, Vannatai, Tresco, Saint-Petroc

K. Saint-Fintan
Capital: Saint-Fintan
Key communes: Saint-Fintan, Saint-Kentigern, Kringilsarrani

K. Emmelijen
Capital: Ballysorcha
Key Communes: Ballysorcha, Tirnagall, Emmelijen

K. Gaireoghain
Capital: Garryowen am Main
Key communes: Garryowen am Main, Garryowen-at-the-end-of-the-lake, Garryowen-at-the-other-end-of-the-lake

Special Kantons

K. Esztabadvar (Ugrian)
Capital: Zgusta
Key communes: Zgusta, Sarajó, Batonsliget.

K. Solarion (Chelskian)
Capital: Kangerlussuaq
Key municipalities: Narsaq, Rochesesund, St. David, Mortesnes etc.

K. Inariguusta (Baltian)
Capital: Inariguusta
Key communes: Inariguusta, Havanieën, Toppo, Selenikoi

K. Benchervaux (Lumpian)
Capital: Benchervaux
Key communes: Benchervaux, Shantytown, Hadroirdupoi, Dvorslavi

K. Dendros (Helenian)
Capital: Arraios
Key communes: Arraios, Simonopetra, Kontiki Dunatos, Chelandariou

The Kantons are granted full internal rule with the exception of Defense and Solidarity, which are the responsibilities of the Federal Chancellorate.

Note: The Dominion of Baile Cheirebheal is in free association with Neuermark. We don't know what that means.