NationStates Jolt Archive

Imperial Palace
Cobain City
Teenage Angst
One week ago

"GODDAMNIT Senator Thompson! You just ran half of us over! If you don't cut it out I'm gonna dock your pay, fucking noob." Throwing down the controller, Allison stormed out to the kitchen, muttering about cheap shots and out of control jeeps. On the marble countertop were roughly a dozen pizza boxes, all in some state of pillagement; tossing back the lid on one, she grabbed a slice of double-pepperoni and bit down. Policy meetings always made her hungry, especially when they were going poorly.

"Hey, bosslady?" Caleb came up behind her, snaking his hand around to steal a slice of the pizza. "I got this letter today. All official and shit. Paper even smelled nice. Anyway, it's from some guy named Laaran, says he runs the Elsani City States? He wants to have a meeting."

"What, is he declaring war or something?"

"No, just a meeting."

"...Why?"

Shrugging, Caleb took a huge bite of pizza, talking with his mouth full. "Iunno. Maybe he thinks you're hot. I'm your secretary, not a fuckin' psychic."

Sighing, Allison leaned back against the counter, shoving one of the empty pizza boxes to the floor. "Okay, fine, write him back. He can come to the next Halo tournament."

"Will do. By the way, bosslady, your boobs look really big in that shirt."

He never knew a pizza slice to the face could hurt quite that much...

A meeting, indeed. Thought Joseph, as he got up to shout at his companion. HEY Laira, get the damn booze already! Lazy girl.
Oi, g'arn screw yourself, Joe. I already have the booze! and the teleport keys punched in. So dont get overly possesive again or I'll shove a leech down yer trousers!
Slapping Joe on the back of the head, she pressed the last of the keys on the T-engine, causing a mild blue glow to flow over the room. And here we gooooo! Joe shouted as he tackled Laira through the portal, getting only a muffled 'Oomph!' from her before everything went black...

...A burst of blue light smothered the space before the front door of Allison's house, and both Joe and Laira appeared, Laira lugging the case of booze, Joe the gaming equipment. Laira kicked Joe in the leg, causing him to grumble and knock on the door. Oi! We're here for the, ah, 'meeting'. He made slight shifty eyes as he said that, and stood back from the door.

After a moment, the door opened to reveal an attractive young man in his late teens; his looks were marred by the magnificent shiner already growing around one eye, as well as the splat of red sauce on his shirtfront. "Hey there," he drawled, giving them both a once-over. "You guys the Elsani contingent?"

What do you think? Remarks Joe, pushing past Caleb, trying to contain his laughter under the thin veil of being an arsehole. Laira, unfortunately, fails, and bursts out cackling like a witch. hehehehohohaha. Poor little teen angstian, you are. She slaps him on the arse, as it were, and heads inside , turning back for a second to let out a little ':P'. Now let's get on with the fun!