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This will be a light hearted RP following the less-than-super hero team The League of Special Individuals, which I will be co-writing with New Dornalia. You may have one hero, one villain, or one of each. Remember, I’m looking for humorous characters. I’m hoping to have five heroes and five villains, and the funniest characters will be the ones I choose.

Here are mine:

Name: Josh Baroob
Super Name: “Captain Pasty”
Occupation: Super hero, Leader of LoSI
Age: 18
Costume: Shirt with large “CP,” brightly colored cape/towel, and yellow and blue Hawaiian print swim suit
Ability: Super-human pastiness. Josh’s skin is so white, it actually reflects light. He is also known to use bad jokes/puns/innuendo.
Weakness: Due to his ultra-pasty skin, Josh only has half the normal safe sun exposer time. If he gets a sunburn, it both de-pastys and weakens him significantly. As such, he usually reeks of sunscreen.
Other: Josh drives the “Pastymobile;” a bright red VW bug.

Name: Watson
Super Name: “Dunder Dog”
Occupation: Super Hero, Faithful companion of Captain Pasty
Age: 14 (in dog years)
Costume: Blue mask and cape, both decorated with lightning
Ability: As a dog, Watson has an excellent sense of smell. He also has doggie breath.
Weakness: As a Basset Hound, Watson is far more likely to use his nose to find food than to fight crime. He also sleeps... a lot.

Name: Unknown
Super Name: “The Politician”
Occupation: Super villain, Leader of The League of Evil
Age: Unknown
Costume: Black cape with hood.
Ability: Gadgets
Weakness: Unknown
Other: A master of evil, The Politician is currently plotting to steal the internet.

Name: Unknown
Super Name: "Ghengis Tron"
Occupation: Super Villian/Failed Nazi Experiment Extraordinare/Member of LoE
Age: Estimated to be 800+ yrs old.
Costume: Mongolian Chieftain's hat, long ominous moustache/monocle combo, a giant robotic claw arm, and a robotic exoskeleton with a big "Tron" on it.
Ability: Has the ability to command machines with his mind and scare people with his "unique" voice. Also swings that claw pretty good.
Weakness: His obsession with grandstanding every five minutes, and huge size.
Other: During revival, he was given a smoker's voice box, making this warrior's once proud voice into a grating digital mess. Extremely dissatisfied, he promptly exterminated the scientists who revived him and is now on his present life of crime. Also rides in a special menacing ex-Soviet armored train converted to go just about anywhere.

Name: Alex Johnson
Super Name: "Laser Lad"
Occupation: Amateur Scientist/Wannabe Goodguy
Age: 24
Costume: Power Rangers Outfit purchased at the Halloween Store. With a power pack on the back.
Ability: Uses a custom built laser gun to fight crime....
Weakness: ...if he can keep it on for more than 10 minutes.
Other: Is a major anime fan.

Wow, I cannot wait to get this thing rolling. It is going to be awesome! Great characters, Dornalia

Name: Khan Merrick
Super Name: “Shayzorblade”
Occupation: Part time pirate, Lord of the Dominion of Khan Merrick, Grood
Age: 17
Costume: White cape/wizzard outfit, longish hair. Electric blue eyes. Tall. Ability: Can reach really high up things that no one else can reach. Is very good at saying "Garrrrr" when pirating. Loves to pillage, but only if it's sexy pillaging.
Weakness: Really short people. They are short, and bite his kneecaps.
Other: Loves to play Halo 2, is a :sniper: Gamer tag, strangely is "PimpBox" (He bames society and his brother for that one)

Name: Cael Hillock
Super Name: “Sir Swordsman”
Occupation: Movie Theatre Clerk, Member of LoSI
Age: 17
Costume: white robe with cape with giant 's' reminisant of superman
Ability: is an Alchemist
Weakness: has unfortunate mishaps with his alchemy, and uses unfortunatly chesey pick-up lines
Other: Uses his patanted "hole in the wall" to get around



Name: David Loki
Super Name: “Demon Dave”
Occupation: works at an arcade, evil arch enemy
Age: 17
Costume: black robe with hood
Ability: invisibility
Weakness: is schizophrenic, is only invisible as one of his personalities
Other: hates his job and has trouble dealing with people

Name:Balls Mahony
Super Name: "Lucky'
Occupation: Horse track betting booth clerk/not-so-super hero
Age: 43
Costume: Ballcap with a four leaf clover on it, black jacket with a horseshoe on the back, T-Shirt with the word "Oops" printed on the front, black cargo shorts.
Ability: Can cause random bad things to happen to people that are in his presence, cannot willingly cause bad luck...it just happens
Weakness: Has even worse luck personally than the people he affects
Other: Sometimes causes another person to have insanely good luck, but this is rare

Name: Ramakin Skyhumper
Super Name: "Dark Invader"
Occupation: Sex toy store owner/semi-super villian
Age: 34
Costume: Darth Vader costume made of spiked leather, with the helmet shaped as a penis, metal strap-on/cup
Ability: Can cause orgasms with the mere sound of his voice, is very skilled in Sex-Toy Fu
Weakness: Can't resist a pretty girl/boy, and will exhaust all his evil efforts trying to get her/him into bed, a kick to the (unprotected) nuts will end him
Other: plans to turn North America into his personal brothel

Name: Robert Covington Blood III
Super Name: Father Bob
Occupation: Episcopalian Pastoral Elect, all around good guy, has been looking into the LoSI for a while, but isn't presumptuous enough to say he's a member, yet.
Age: 53
Costume: Black robes, white color, white hair, green priest things that drape around the neck, gold cord belt.
Abilties: He can make water holy, consencrate bread, and play ping pong better than any man on earth...
Weakness: He is an episcopalian, therefore susceptable to jokes involving his sexual preference, also balding, and has problems with his marketing ploys (reference: the failure of the recently released Father Bobblehead)
Other: If I hear one word about little boys, I'm going to have hurt someone. He's episcopalian, not catholic, he likes men, not little boys.


Name: Jeph Hlarsohnne
Super Name: Nappy McTurtleneck
Occupation: Pretentious Record Store Employee
Age: 23
Costume: Black, tight-fitting turtleneck, woman's pants, slight beard, thick-rimmed glasses
Abilities: Despite his inability to think for himself in every other aspect of life, this man can drive like no one else, even Jason Statham.
Weakness: his capacity for free formed thought is zero to nothing, so his loyalty is pretty well non existent, even still if you need a quick get away, this man will be on it.
Other: He has an implant in his spleen which cause severe electric shock at the press of a button on a remote currently in the hands of his master, a sadistic being who is credited with creating the emo movement, though not much more is known on this subject. Hlarsohnne is pronounced the same way as "larson."

Alright, here's the cast so far:

LoSI
Captain Pasty: Mine
Dunder Dog: Mine, though small cameo only
Laser Lad: Awsome, just awsome...
Shayzorblade: I think he's a hero anyway. T'm a little confused by the pillaging...
Sir Swordsman: "unfortunate mishaps." eh? This should be fun.
Lucky: Perhaps one of the better characters in this (Sorry, guys).
Father Bob: Another very amusing character. Yeah...

League of Evil
The Politician: Mine
Ghengis Tron: He better swing that claw good.
Demon Dave: This still makes me laugh...
Dark Invader: Nice. There's really nothing else for me to say except: nice.
Nappy McTurtleneck: Oh dear God. What's with the tazor-spleen? Nevermind...

I think this will be it. Too many more characters and it would be too hard to keep together. I'll get started on the intro this evening.

Thank you guys so much for joining, this will be awsome!

Sweet! I'm in it, and here he said my characters weren't funny, yeah! I'm psyched!

so uh, what do we, um... what do we do now?

Personally i believe we need 2 more villians, even it out?

And yes, "Shayzorblade" is a good guy.

Name: Tyler Drake
Super Name: “H4X”
Occupation: Computer Programmer, evil
Age: 17
Costume: Medium length jet black hair. Black jumpsuit with white lightning streaks running down.
Ability: Chain lightning. Also computer hacking expert for baddies, causes other systems to crash by overloading them with porno pop-ups. To tell you the truth, not one server admin has ever had a problem with that...
Weakness: Water.
Other: New recruit for evil. Isn't exactly sadistic, just enjoys the pain and annoyance of others.

cool heres my guy ( evil)
Name: Bob Henchman VIII

Age: 35

Occupation: Currently unemployed down and out henchman who worked for various Megalomaniacal bad guys who wanted to conquer the world. he got fired from his last job after accidenly falling in love with the sterotype Blonde Voluptuous vixen that his boss was threatening to kill and the superspy was going to rescue. he ran away with the girl to both his masters and the superspys dismay... Inwhich the superspy couldnt be bothered saving the world anymore and A small country subsequently got wiped off the map..


His Family has a long history of down and out deadbeat henchmen who worked for supervillians. Bob is now cronically depressed laying around all day reading the Job vacancies waiting for that perfect henchman job to come along..... bob is a happily married man with four children and likes shakespearean literature and clasical music.

Affiliation: league of Evil

Ability: able to follow out his masters plans for world domination obediantly

weakness: Unable to follow out his masters plans for world domination successsfully


Costume: Basic Conspicous henchmen attire: Red helmet with the abbreviations for league of evil, Gun pouch, Jack boots, Military outfit .

Alright, H4X is in. Don't forget to make him funny in someway. Perhaps he's lost his faith? Heh, heh, sorry...

And Bob Henchman VIII is definatly in, if only for this:
Ability: able to follow out his masters plans for world domination obediantly

weakness: Unable to follow out his masters plans for world domination successsfully
I am still holding two spaces for The Shado, if he chooses to join us...
Well, here we go:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9759023

Name:
Super Name: shado
Occupation: goes from bar to bar sleeping with women and thats just how he gets around, he has an entrance into his lair in an oak in the park that only flying squirls can get to.
Age: *creepy music* nooo one knows
Costume: a suit (always ready for the occasional wedding)
Ability: he can make potions that go boom
can turn into a flying squirl...
and a shadow
and never has to pay for his drinks (he is friends with the bartenders)
and come up with awsome ideas that will never actually get done
Weakness: pellet guns and eating too much food
Other: he is realy realy white not like josh white but like 3 shades darker and he is the shado...
alignment: mostly evil



Name: steve-o/THE ALL MIGHTY GOD!!....!!!!!!
Occupation: normal guy who works at an arcade
Age: 23
Costume: i dont have one/ yes we do it is an orange... no i just glow cuz im god so you cant realy see that i have a white suit and a red tie
Ability:steve-o is just a normal guy but he "loses time" every now and then and blacks out. / I Am god... GOD!!!!!
Weakness: normal im human / im god..... GOD!!!!!!
Other: he names all of his cd's
steve-o does not know that there is a god inside of him (he he he) who is actually just a lv 5 piromancer.... but he lives and works at an arcade yes he lives under the DDR machine, you have to hit the combination of the arrows in the righ order and then it opens up to his room. "god" does not know his name, he thinks he is just god.... GOD!!!!.... due to the fact that he is a lv 5 piromancer he has a few spells like barrier and flame and magic missle and a few other fun things like that... o ya and he can glow. and steve-o loves ice... and penguins.
alignment: mostly good

Shado? Remember to use grammer and spelling in the actual RP...

Spelling and grammer, what is that?!?!?

Khan? You said nothing about magic when you created your character. I'll forgize you for the intro, as it was very funny, but Shayzorblade is no longer allowed to use magic. Got it?

Is it too late for me to join?

Name: Lou Tsar
Super Name: Inopportune Action Man
Occupation: Official Background-Stroller in Western Movies
Age: 23
Costume: A cotton shirt, white, and denim pants, blue. The mentioned original colors of his clothes, however, have been lost to those who can't remember them, because of all the times that he's shown up right underneath a painter's ladder, and similar cases.
Ability: The profound knack to turn up where he is least expected, and do the thing which is most derailing to his opponent's train of thought.
Weakness: Let's just say that it isn't always inopportune for his opponent when Lou Tsar shows up. Sometimes, Lou wishes he'd just stayed home.

I'm willing to go on either side of the argument, I just hope that there's still room. Sorry for the late application.

Sorry doods, i accidentally posted in the actual thread without realizing i had to sign up.... I'm sorry, i'll delete it if you want me too, but here is my character....

Name: Mary Nivedita
Super Name: Duct Tape Girl
Occupation: Student.... and 1337 /\/\4573|2
Age: 17
Costume: Red duct tape corset over black t-shirt. Multi-colored cape made of woven duct tape, black, blue, and purple eyemask (made of duct tape, of course)... shoes, falling apart.... patched with duct tape... you get the idea...
Ability: To repair things with the worlds ultimate savior: DUCT TAPE!!! and confusing the heck out of people with big words....
Weakness: Narcolepsy due to WAY TOO MANY all-nighters... And the duct tape supply can only last just soo long...


Sorry again Josh... *bows down* you may beat me if you wish....

Snazz? Go ahead, pick a side! Nivedita? I would have reserved a spot for you, but I thought... Nevermind, of course you'er in! We need at least one chick. Watch out, though, Tirinia's using crappy pick-up lines... If either of you (Snazz or Nivedita) have an arch nemisis for your character, go ahead and post them here.

Wow... now that i feel like a total idiot, here is my character's arch nemesis (yeah, josh.. i really am too busy to do this, but i am sick of being the goody-two-shoes-on-top-of-her-work-all-the-time :sniper: ... screw homework, i have to have a life too)....

Name: Dona
Supername: drogh yannoo
Ocupation: pure evil!...
Age: how dare you ask a lady her age.... NOW BURN WHERE YOU STAND!!!
Costume: Black dripping with more black
Ability: to be generally gothy! With a vengence...
Weakness: Is afraid of anything white and fluffy... so naturally Captain Pastey terrifies her... And happens to be accident prone and very unlucky.

Groovy........ when do we begin?? :)

Groovy........ when do we begin?? :)
Uh... Right now:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=448274&page=2&pp=15

Okay, everyone, all heroes must get to League HQ and all vilains to Evil-Dark Doomland. I want to get the plot started.

Hello everyone, sorry about my absence. I've been feeling under the weather (emotionally and phyically). I've got an essay to write tonight, however I should be back on tomorrow.

Once again I am late.

well i hope its not too late... sorry i dident get it together earlier but ive been sorta add ish... ok welll lots of add ish but ya here it is

Name: oddo
Super Name: Paramorph
Occupation: Super hero, and gamer oom employee
Age: ???
Costume: what ever he feels like
Ability: he can change into anyshape... anything at all
Weakness: well he does have the ability to change into anything at all... but some times... well to be truth full most of the time.. he acnat controle it.... he also has the amazing ability to attract any women... any woman at all... so long as he has no feelings for her at all... this has caused him to be come an emo morphling... and (yes he posted it in his live journal) often just melt into a pool of goo or mush... but often women like him for his... ummm.... how shal i put it... long-jevity
Other: he lives in a fish bole in the evil base... but he is a good guy... realy he is just sometimes he is verry sensitive and hes emotions can get the better of him often... he often fells bad because he thinks no one realizes he lives in the evil base...o well maybe one day he will be discovered..

he is that charicter who is good but could be tempted to evil *exciting music*

New Character Introduction!
Name: Katherine Teresa Elizabeth Saint Claire
Super Name: Mother Superior
Occupation: Professional Assassin
Age: 25
Costume: loose, all-black pants and shirt, with white strips of cloth binding them tight to her body.
Ability: Is well practised in the ancient catholic martial arts, can confess her own sins (doesn't feel guilt) and has some real power behind that yard stick of hers.
Weakness: With her position, she has vowed not to sleep until she wipes out the entire Blood Clan, this, of course, makes her extremely cranky, and she also pretty well is responsible for the overwhelming success of starbucks.
Other: The leader of a secret catholic society called the mothers, Katherine's sworn duty is to destroy the Blood family, and the secret which has been passed down through this clan for centuries. She will do whatever it takes to kill Father Bob, the last surviving member of this clan, including join the LOE and fullfill their evil plans.

Plz add
Name: Laurence McRoberts
Super Name: “The Holy Macrel”
Occupation: Super hero And World Renouned Fisher
Age: 16
Costume: Royal Blue under armor shirt with a yellow circle in the middle, in the circle there is a cartoon of a macrel with a halo on it.
Ability: he is at the right place a the right time, he tries, most always fails but by some luck he always catches his enemy through clumsyness. HE has an umbrella and a small towel with magic powers called the holy hand towel and the holy umbrella. they are his weapons. his catch phrase is " I AM THE HOLY MACROON...........MACREL THAT IS.
Weakness: Without the holy hand towel he is nothing. also he is very clumsy
Other: he runs everywhere, and is very clever and witty


Name: David Macy
Super Name: “The man”
Occupation: Villian, leader of a large corperation which messes with the poor and defenceless
Age: 53
Costume: armani suit.
Ability: MONEY
Weakness: No friends, no heart
Other: A master of evil, no respect for the 2nd class

NAME:Diana King
SUPERHERO NAME:Lady Squid
OCCUPATION:Marine Biologist
AGE:32

COSTUME:A pair of blue swimming goggles, a skin-tight blue jumpsuit, and pale purple rubber gloves and flippers.

ORIGIN:Diana King was a marine biologist on a mission: to save an obscure variety of squid from extinction. She managed to geneticaly engineer one to reproduce by spores, but those got into her bathtub and absorbed into her skin. They then began to alter her deoxyribonucleic acid(she is way to smart to say "DNA") and gave her squid powers!

ABILITIES:Is extremely stretchy and squishy, alowing her a tremendous arm reach and the ability to squeeze under the cracks of doors. She also can flash all sorts of bright colors in times of danger, though that seems to be pretty usless, she can breath underwater and swim really fast, and she can squirt ink ou of her rear. Also, she looks very sexy in her skin-tight jumpsuit, and many supervillans would rather sleep with her than attack her.

WEAKNESSES:Because she is a cold-blooded squid, she is very sensitive to temperature. She kind of shrivels up into a little wrinkley ball when exposed to temperatures above 80 degrees Farenheit, becomes sluggish and slow-witted at 40 degrees Farenheit, and could easily die of thermal shock.

OTHER:As a scientist, Lady Squid knows some very large words, including antidisestablishmentarianism and superclifragilisticexpialidocious.

Looneria, Kablakhul... Your characters are awsome. We're kinda full but, what the hell, eh? You can join.

Alright, that's it. No more characters, please. This thread is fuller than I'd like it to be. Sorry.

Name: Old man (Actual superhero name nobody can remember, including himself)
Real name: Bert Alderman
Occupation: Retired
Powers: Telling stories that have no end about his old days of heroing
Weakness: Having to go to the lavatory every 10 minutes, a gammy leg, bad back, failing sight, calls everyone "Billy"
Appearance: A costume that was evidently designed for a more muscular figure, red and blue, carries a cane with gadjets he can't remember how to use in it.

Oh yea,

Nemesis: The milkman. Damn him.

Okay, we're way past full, Staggering drunks, I'm sorry. If you want to Hero it up, you should check out my serious Super RP "Heroes in Atrox:"

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9824059