Isahn
30-09-2005, 01:33
ACE News, Auman's "Go to" source of information...
The studio appears after a short commercial break, thousands across the nation switch to Geico and make inappropriate phone calls to relatives and friends to tell them of this. News anchors Jonothon Talvar and Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar greet the audience with pristine smiles of immaculately straight teeth and no noticable wrinkles, suicide rates as well as profits made by the plastic surgery industry increase drastically.
'Welcome to ACE News, I'm Jonothon Talvar...'
'And I'm Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar, here is today's news!'
Excessively loud music is played as a montage of is show displaying cute puppies, babies, Man-on-the-street report Bill O'Smillie chatting and shaking hands with elderly veterans, car wrecks, gun battles and more puppies.
'Gun battle in Mars City claims hundreds!' says Talvar
'Overlord Romendacil approves new bill that restricts freedoms!' Says Lane-Sanchez Talvar, voice almost unbearably perky.
'Adorable animals!' chimes Talvar, with an expression on his face which can only be enlikened to that of a patient who had undergone excessive shock therapy.
'All after our next commercial break!' Says John Talvar and Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar in perfect, eery, unison.
The television cuts to two small boys, aged 8-14. 'You'll never get me, Colonial Pig!' shouts one of the children as he holds an action figure up proudly. A ghostly voice practically screams 'Balthizar Marduk, the nations greatest hero, now available in 12 inch action figure format!' The other boy frowns, a single tear falls down his cheek, as he does not own a Marduk action figure. 'But never fear!' screams the voice again, 'Marduk never went into action with out back up! Senor Markos Noriega, with Iron Fist, is also available!' the boy, of obvious Norieganian descent, perks up 'ALRIGHT!' he yells excitedly. The scene switches over to an animated description showing Balthizar Marduk and Markos Noriega standing on a pile of dead Tor Yvresse Eldar, firing assault rifles wildly into encroaching horde of various Colonial enemies.
The television once again cuts back to the ACE News desk, smiles beaming fantastically, the reporters greet the audience with a News Flash:
'This just in...ACE News reporters obtain an exclusive interview with King Swadlincote of Midlonia and his "partner" President-for-life Alexandr Kazansky in Bangkok, Thailand.' A picture of the two men is displayed in the corner of the screen with a caption underneath and a picture of a telephone.
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Two, poorly impersonated, voices say 'Hellooooooo!' Jonothon Talvar smiles and says 'Hello, and welcome to ACE News. Im so glad we could you to speak with us.
'No, thank you Jon! says King Swadlincote with a heavy lisp 'We just want the world to know how it really is to be us...I know there has been some debate on our "relationship" in the past and I just want everyone to know that we are very happy!'
For a second Talvar's smile falters 'Well, King Swadlincote, we were hoping to talk to you about your governments recent decision to pull out of a contr...'
'Don't worry yourself, silly goose!' interjects Kazansky 'C'mon down to Thailand Jon, we'll buy you a daquiri and show you some fun...' Swadlincote and Kazansky break into a giggle fit as Talvar's expression twists, the camera moves to Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar, immaculate teeth shining in the glint of the studio lights.
Suddenly, ACE News goes to commercial.
OOC:
Isahn is an Aumanii puppet, accidentally posted this while in that account. Whoops!
The studio appears after a short commercial break, thousands across the nation switch to Geico and make inappropriate phone calls to relatives and friends to tell them of this. News anchors Jonothon Talvar and Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar greet the audience with pristine smiles of immaculately straight teeth and no noticable wrinkles, suicide rates as well as profits made by the plastic surgery industry increase drastically.
'Welcome to ACE News, I'm Jonothon Talvar...'
'And I'm Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar, here is today's news!'
Excessively loud music is played as a montage of is show displaying cute puppies, babies, Man-on-the-street report Bill O'Smillie chatting and shaking hands with elderly veterans, car wrecks, gun battles and more puppies.
'Gun battle in Mars City claims hundreds!' says Talvar
'Overlord Romendacil approves new bill that restricts freedoms!' Says Lane-Sanchez Talvar, voice almost unbearably perky.
'Adorable animals!' chimes Talvar, with an expression on his face which can only be enlikened to that of a patient who had undergone excessive shock therapy.
'All after our next commercial break!' Says John Talvar and Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar in perfect, eery, unison.
The television cuts to two small boys, aged 8-14. 'You'll never get me, Colonial Pig!' shouts one of the children as he holds an action figure up proudly. A ghostly voice practically screams 'Balthizar Marduk, the nations greatest hero, now available in 12 inch action figure format!' The other boy frowns, a single tear falls down his cheek, as he does not own a Marduk action figure. 'But never fear!' screams the voice again, 'Marduk never went into action with out back up! Senor Markos Noriega, with Iron Fist, is also available!' the boy, of obvious Norieganian descent, perks up 'ALRIGHT!' he yells excitedly. The scene switches over to an animated description showing Balthizar Marduk and Markos Noriega standing on a pile of dead Tor Yvresse Eldar, firing assault rifles wildly into encroaching horde of various Colonial enemies.
The television once again cuts back to the ACE News desk, smiles beaming fantastically, the reporters greet the audience with a News Flash:
'This just in...ACE News reporters obtain an exclusive interview with King Swadlincote of Midlonia and his "partner" President-for-life Alexandr Kazansky in Bangkok, Thailand.' A picture of the two men is displayed in the corner of the screen with a caption underneath and a picture of a telephone.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v361/Auman/Gaytennis.jpg
Two, poorly impersonated, voices say 'Hellooooooo!' Jonothon Talvar smiles and says 'Hello, and welcome to ACE News. Im so glad we could you to speak with us.
'No, thank you Jon! says King Swadlincote with a heavy lisp 'We just want the world to know how it really is to be us...I know there has been some debate on our "relationship" in the past and I just want everyone to know that we are very happy!'
For a second Talvar's smile falters 'Well, King Swadlincote, we were hoping to talk to you about your governments recent decision to pull out of a contr...'
'Don't worry yourself, silly goose!' interjects Kazansky 'C'mon down to Thailand Jon, we'll buy you a daquiri and show you some fun...' Swadlincote and Kazansky break into a giggle fit as Talvar's expression twists, the camera moves to Susanna Lane-Sanchez Talvar, immaculate teeth shining in the glint of the studio lights.
Suddenly, ACE News goes to commercial.
OOC:
Isahn is an Aumanii puppet, accidentally posted this while in that account. Whoops!