NationStates Jolt Archive


Babitdom in non-compliance with the U.N.

Babitdom
19-09-2005, 02:43
Prince Babit had stayed awake all night to view the outcome of resolution #122.
Dismayed as he watched the closing minutes of the coverage by the B.T.V he called for his advisors.
"This will seriously hurt our economy that i know" he said to his assembled advisors "but just how much?"

The advisor for Enviromental affairs stood "We ran the numbers Your Highness and we envisage a cost of approximatly 5 billion Babits just for the first ten years"

The economic advisor added "Your Highness even with the support we have been promised by the U.N this will need an immediate increase of 2% in income tax on average and further rises in the future"

"So we have no other option but to refuse to comply with this Resolution" "What are our options" he asked the foriegn affairs advisor.

"your Highness we cannot afford to go against the U.N." "They could very easily remove all funding they currently extend to us if not expel us totally from the U.N"

"But we do not have the money to implement this, the report i recieved from the Enviromental office has clearly stated that the money required to implement this will not even cover the limited amount of energy we will gain from this" The Prince paused, "Gentleman I have decided. Let it be known to the U.N and to our regional members that we hereby close our doors to all U.N compliance teams and we also stop all funding on all programs to bring us into line with all U.N resolutions"

"Your Highness we simply cannot do this" called out the Foriegn Affairs advisor " I strongly urge you to reconsider this action. We simply do not know what action the U.N may take against us."

"I have made my decision. All U.N compliance teams are to be immediatly removed from the borders of Babitdom until such time as the U.N comes to its senses"

Urgent Telegram
TO U.N Gnomes
From David Clarke Babitdom Ambassador to the U.N
The Principality of Babitdom is a new country. We joined the U.N thinking that this body was full of free thinking intelligent bodies. However it would appear that the U.N is full of petty minded individuals who do not care about the rest of the world and simply think of themselves exactly like the dictatorship we fought so hard to free ourselves from.

We will not tolerate any region or nation implementing there ill thought out and oppresive ideas on our nation.

To this end we hereby issue the order signed by our esteemed ruler Prince Babit ordering the expulsion of all members of U.N compliance team from the borders of Babitdom. We also do hereby order the halting of all ongoing programs and financial spending to bring us into compliance with this and other U.N resolutions.

The Principality also hereby declares its intention to refuse to vote on any upcoming resolutions except for the repeal of this resolution. Babitdom would like to make it clear to the rest of the world that this stance will remain in posistion until such time as the repeal is voted for or against and then our esteemed ruler will once more look at our posistion with the U.N

Signed this day
Prince Babit
Esteemed Ruler of the Principality of Babitdom
Member of TNP
UN Member
Babitdom
19-09-2005, 02:44
The Prince walked into the Situation Room
"Why are those damn U.N Gnomes still within our borders?"
"your Highness" The Foriegn Affairs said nervously "The U.N Gnomes claim they have a legal right to be here under U.N laws and our acceptance of these rules as part of our U.N membership"
"are we not a soveriegn nation?" the Prince bellowed obviously irate "do we no longer control our borders? This amounts to an act of warby the U.N Gnomes."
He turns to the Commander of His Highnesses Royal Forces
" I want our troops assembled Immediatly. These U.N Gnomes will not remain within our borders"
"your Highness, while your armed forces are more than prepared to goto battle to protect our great NationState we simply do not have the manpower to take on the Gnomes."
A messenger from the royal house comes in and passes the Prince a Telegram.
"Gentleman we may have an answer. OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny has asked us to allow them to house their elite Gnome-hunting penguin Commando's within our borders I hereby issue the order that under U.N Resolution #49 section 2 we have the right to to exercise jurisdiction over all people within our borders. We do hereby issue the expulsion of all U.N Gnomes Immediatly. Any U.N Gnome who refuses to remain within the borders of Babitdom do so at there own risk and niether the governing body nor the people of Babitdom can be held responsible for anything that happens to any Illegal Invader at the hands of a guest of the realm"
"yes your Highness" was the unanimous reply

Top Priority Telegram
To:- U.N Gnomes
From:- David Clarke Babitdom Ambassador the U.N.

Be advised that you have already been asked to remove your operatives from within our borders and you have refused to depart our land. We the Principality of Babitdom and His Royal Highness Prince Babit consider this refusal an act of war and as such we demand you depart from our borders. The Principality of Babitdom has no wish to fight the Gnomes but we will defend our country from any Illegal Occupation. Once again we issue you with the expulsion of all U.N Gnomes we are given this right because of U.N Resolution #49 section 2. If you still refuse to leave we can no longer offer your operatives protection from anything that may happen to you as a result of any guest of the realm

David Clarke.
His Majesty's Ambassador to the U.N



To: OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny
From: Andrew Davidson Commander of his MAjesty's Royal Forces

His Highness extends his well wishes to your country and Leader and is happy to inform you that your Elite Penguin Commando's are welcome to stay in our country until such time as the U.N ceases there illegal occupation of our borders.