NationStates Jolt Archive


Emergency Crash Transmission

Joint Conglomerates
15-09-2005, 21:52
EMERGENCY CRASH TRANSMISSION
RECEIVED BY UN GLOBAL COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE
SIGNAL SOURCE: UNIDENTIFIED
TIME OF RECEPTION: THURSDAY, 09/15, 3:17:49 AM

[STATIC] -lease! Someone, anyone .... -elp immediatl-.... -an't live like this... -nymore. They're using us! Murdering every-...ne... You have to come save... now! Please, before it's too late! They're planning to launch a massive... -t's already begun! Warn the worl-... -efore it's too late!
[LOUD CRASHING] -od, no!... -lease! No, stop! WAIT!! DON'T!!
[SOUND OF GUNFIRE]
[STATIC]
[TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED]
Joint Conglomerates
15-09-2005, 22:11
MEMO
TO: HONORED MEMBERS OF THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY
FROM: CHAIRMAN WILLIAM STRYKER, CEO OF OMNIPRESENT INC, LEADER OF THE FEDERATION OF JOINT CONGLOMERATES

Ladies and gentleman, a most unfortunate misunderstanding took place this Thursday morning. By this time, you are no doubt aware of the incident of which I speak, and of course you are highly concerned. We the board members of the Federation of Joint Conglomerates have nothing but the deepest respect and admiration for the work of the global community. That is why I want to assure you that whatever it is you think you may have heard in that transmission is entirely false, the ravings of a lunatic lower-echelon laborer who somehow managed to find his way into our central communications room. Not to worry, respected delegates, he has been dealt with in a manner that will ensure he never bothers you again. The Federation cares deeply for the wellbeing of its human resources. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you, and God bless the almighty dollar.
Pschycotic Pschycos
15-09-2005, 23:06
Okay, sounds good, here's a fruitcake for your troubles. Merry Notquitechristmasyet!

Advisor of Foregin Affairs-Shigeru Miyamoto-
Joint Conglomerates
15-09-2005, 23:24
(OOC: oh for god's sake won't someone freaking attack me!? please!!?)
No endorse
16-09-2005, 00:50
(OOC: oh for god's sake won't someone freaking attack me!? please!!?)

ooc: there's no reason to. You see, you've just given the appearance of an authoritarian regime, not of a psychoatic danger to national security. You have to have some victims escape and tell of horrors beyond comprehension for anyone to even think of attacking you. Either that or have some of the chaos spill over into another nation.

There was once a time where any evil nations would get dogpiled. Now evil=fasionable.
Joint Conglomerates
16-09-2005, 01:14
(OOC: damn... okay, would it be all right if something happened to your country?)
No endorse
16-09-2005, 01:30
ooc: depends. Are you MT or FT? I'm FT and would prefer to RP with that. (kinda hard for MT islamic terrorists to get to my homeworld a couple galaxies over) However, if you're looking for a character RP, I'm game!
Joint Conglomerates
16-09-2005, 07:36
ooc: oh god, i'm totally sorry.... i have no idea what FT and MT mean. (by the way, once we establish a cool premise we both like, i'll re-post the emergency transmission and insidious cover up so there aren't a bunch of oocs in the way)