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Nation States Emergency Management Director

Shester
10-09-2005, 03:23
Help me get the position of Nation States Emergency Management Director

My credentials:

I have never been an emergency planner.
I am a combat veteran. I lived out of the back of a Bradley for a year.
I can direct people.
I can open a MRE, cook it, and actually make it taste good.
I can hand someone a water bottle.
I can tell you no.
I can say yes.
I can tell you not no but hell no.
I can get you a cot in a shelter.
I can get you the hell out of the area.
I can give people communications equipment so we can...........communicate ?
My college roomate wasn't the former boss.
I can pick up a dead body.
I can pick up debris.
I can give people hope.

Thank you,
Kelly McHamptson
Shester Ruling party