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WORLD CUP 24 SCORES

Qualifying Matchday One
Brought to you by JMC


A footballer in the colours of Ousevale Borough is seen thumping a football, emblazoned with "JMC", into the top corner of a goal. The goalkeeper dives somewhat belatedly, as if the director has told him to make sure it goes in. The footballer turns round, and we see it is Druida's captain, Ricky Mallon.

"Hello, Ricky Mallon here. I've been playing in Krytenia for a few years now, and I've found that the best sportswear around is made by JMC."

We see a shot of Ricky in his Ousevale kit doing some keepy-ups in his JMC boots in front of a group of young children.

"And now, I don't just wear JMC for my club..."

At this point, Mallon appears to disappear into a cloud of smoke, only to reappear in the new Druida home kit.

"...but for my country too!"

At this point, one of the young children is heard to shout, "You look stupid in that top!"

This causes Mallon, twice top card-getter in the Melmond Premier League, to characterictically (appear to) threaten the small child before the filming is cut. I'm sure the people of the world don't want to know what happens next, do they?

Group 1
Turori 4 - 1 Milchama
Nova Britannicus 2 - 0 Dauna Hills
The Lowland Clans 2 - 0 System Karela
Pedriana 2 - 2 Liverpoolian


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 +3
Nova Britannicus 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
The Lowland Clans 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
Liverpoolian 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Pedriana 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Dauna Hills 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2
System Karela 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2
Milchama 1 0 0 1 1 4 0 -3

Group 2
Liverpool England 3 - 1 Clavis
Lovisa 0 - 1 Dedostan
Liamist States 1 - 0 Zanziik
Bipedal Apes 1 - 0 Fart Islands


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 1 1 0 0 3 1 3 +2
Bipedal Apes 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Dedostan 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Liamist States 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Fart Islands 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Lovisa 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Zanziik 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Clavis 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 -2

Group 3
Total n Utter Insanity 2 - 1 Lox Land Island
Tadjikistan 3 - 1 New Montreal States
Lethislavania 2 - 2 Shearer Heaven
Spruitland 2 - 1 Taken Names


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 3 1 3 +2
Spruitland 1 1 0 0 2 1 3 +1
Total n Utter Insanity 1 1 0 0 2 1 3 +1
Lethislavania 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Shearer Heaven 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Lox Land Island 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 -1
Taken Names 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 -1
New Montreal States 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 -2

Group 4
Starblaydia 3 - 0 Tallionis
Fmjphoenix 2 - 2 Geisenfried
Harlesburg 3 - 0 Naleloospalakintula
Finrods 3 - 0 Prince Aidan


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Harlesburg 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Finrods 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Starblaydia 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Fmjphoenix 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Geisenfried 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Naleloospalakintula 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3
Prince Aidan 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3
Tallionis 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3

Group 5
One Red Dot 2 - 0 Casari
Five Civilized Nations 2 - 0 Yafor 2
Kipto-Mare 3 - 2 Nanakaland
Sonaron 2 - 1 Greecedonia


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
One Red Dot 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
Kipto-Mare 1 1 0 0 3 2 3 +1
Sonaron 1 1 0 0 2 1 3 +1
Nanakaland 1 0 0 1 2 3 0 -1
Greecedonia 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 -1
Casari 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2
Yafor 2 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2


Group 6
Oaker 2 - 2 Hurfordia
Cockbill Street 3 - 2 Limbrogidlia
Chicanada 2 - 1 The South Packerlands
Praying2God 1 - 1 Nobbsinia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 1 1 0 0 3 2 3 +1
Chicanada 1 1 0 0 2 1 3 +1
Hurfordia 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Oaker 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Nobbsinia 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
Praying2God 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
Limbrogidlia 1 0 0 1 2 3 0 -1
The South Packerlands 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 -1


Group 7
Crystilakere 2 - 2 Ruventsoria
Jeruselem 2 - 0 Klakistany
Haperd 1 - 1 0-0 Is Evil
Hypocria 0 - 1 Southern Manchester


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Jeruselem 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
Southern Manchester 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Crystilakere 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Ruventsoria 1 0 1 0 2 2 1 0
Haperd 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
0-0 Is Evil 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
Hypocria 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Klakistany 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2


Group 8
Sarzonia 1 - 0 Scorthona
Commerce Heights 2 - 1 Chileany
Kylaai 0 - 1 Brazillico
Caprine States 2 - 0 Disjoepia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Caprine States 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
Commerce Heights 1 1 0 0 2 1 3 +1
Brazillico 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Sarzonia 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Chileany 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 -1
Kylaai 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Scorthona 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Disjoepia 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2


Group 9
Squornshelous 2 - 0 Tonissia
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 0 Trianland
Nedalia 1 - 0 Palixia
Oliverry 3 - 1 Groba


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Oliverry 1 1 0 0 3 1 3 +2
Squornshelous 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
EL CID THE HERO 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Nedalia 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Palixia 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Trianland 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Groba 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 -2
Tonissia 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2


Group 10
Rejistania 5 - 0 Kaze Progressa
Eauz 3 - 0 The Archregimancy
Wella 1 - 1 Poppuli
Spaam 1 - 2 Jewish Citizens


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 1 1 0 0 5 0 3 +5
Eauz 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Jewish Citizens 1 1 0 0 2 1 3 +1
Poppuli 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
Wella 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
Spaam 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 -1
The Archregimancy 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3
Kaze Progressa 1 0 0 1 0 5 0 -5


Group 11
Bedistan 3 - 0 San-Lorenzo
Audioslavia 0 - 1 Kurumada
Bettia 1 - 1 PopularFreedom
Kericia 3 - 1 Viszonia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Kericia 1 1 0 0 3 1 3 +2
Kurumada 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 +1
Bettia 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
PopularFreedom 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0
Audioslavia 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 -1
Viszonia 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 -2
San-Lorenzo 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3

Group 12
Vilita 2 - 0 Elrich
Svecia 3 - 0 Liamopolis-Liamton
Hockey Canada 3 - 0 The Jam Doughnut
Oglethorpia 2 - 0 Righteous Beliefs


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Hockey Canada 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Svecia 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 +3
Oglethorpia 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
Vilita 1 1 0 0 2 0 3 +2
Elrich 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2
Righteous Beliefs 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 -2
Liamopolis-Liamton 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3
The Jam Doughnut 1 0 0 1 0 3 0 -3

And with not a goalless draw in sight, competition for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon, currently held by Spruitland, has no table to report upon.

Qualifying Matchday 2
Brought to you by Chemindus.


Child: "What's this you've got, mummy?"

Mummy: "It's the latest drug from those wonderful people at Chemindus, honey!"

Child: "Oooh! What does it do?"

Mummy: "It's great! It's called Rosterthreadilookedatum (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=435169)*, and it allows you to recognise people from other countries you've never seen before!"

Child: "That's crazy! Can I have one?"

Mummy: "Sure! But remember to only take the recommended dosage, or else you'll end up unnaturally hairy... hang on..."

Mummy looks down to see that her child resembles something like a small bipedal ape.

Mummy: "Oh dear, who's been a cheeky little monkey!"

* - Note: Rosterthreadilookedatum only works with footballers of international quality. Do not use if allergic to bananas.

Group 1
Milchama 1 - 1 Pedriana
Dauna Hills 0 - 3 Turori
System Karela 1 - 2 Nova Britannicus
Liverpoolian 2 - 3 The Lowland Clans


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 2 2 0 0 7 1 6 +6
The Lowland Clans 2 2 0 0 5 2 6 +3
Nova Britannicus 2 2 0 0 4 1 6 +3
Pedriana 2 0 2 0 3 3 2 0
Liverpoolian 2 0 1 1 4 5 1 -1
Milchama 2 0 1 1 2 5 1 -3
System Karela 2 0 0 2 1 4 0 -3
Dauna Hills 2 0 0 1 0 5 0 -5

Group 2
Clavis 0 - 1 Bipedal Apes
Dedostan 0 - 1 Liverpool England
Zanziik 1 - 3 Lovisa
Fart Islands 0 - 2 Liamist States


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 2 2 0 0 4 1 6 +3
Liamist States 2 2 0 0 3 0 6 +3
Bipedal Apes 2 2 0 0 2 0 6 +2
Lovisa 2 1 0 1 3 2 3 +1
Dedostan 2 1 0 1 1 1 3 +1
Clavis 2 0 0 2 1 4 0 -3
Zanziik 2 0 0 2 1 4 0 -3
Fart Islands 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 -3

Group 3
Lox Land Island 1 - 3 Spruitland
New Montreal States 0 - 0 Total n Utter Insanity
Shearer Heaven 0 - 0 Tadjikistan
Taken Names 1 - 2 Lethislavania


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Spruitland 2 2 0 0 5 2 6 +3
Tadjikistan 2 1 1 0 3 1 4 +2
Lethislavania 2 1 1 0 4 3 4 +1
Total n Utter Insanity 2 1 1 0 2 1 4 +1
Shearer Heaven 2 0 2 0 2 2 2 0
New Montreal States 2 0 1 1 1 3 1 -2
Taken Names 2 0 0 2 2 4 0 -2
Lox Land Island 2 0 0 2 2 5 0 -3

Group 4
Tallionis 0 - 1 Finrods
Geisenfried 1 - 1 Starblaydia
Naleloospalakintula 0 - 5 Fmjphoenix
Prince Aidan 1 - 1 Harlesburg


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Finrods 2 2 0 0 4 0 6 +4
Fmjphoenix 2 1 1 0 7 2 4 +5
Harlesburg 2 1 1 0 4 1 4 +3
Starblaydia 2 1 1 0 4 1 4 +3
Geisenfried 2 0 2 0 3 3 2 0
Prince Aidan 2 0 1 1 1 4 1 -3
Tallionis 2 0 0 2 0 4 0 -4
Naleloospalakintula 2 0 0 2 0 8 0 -8

Group 5
Casari 1 - 0 Sonaron
Yafor 2 0 - 2 One Red Dot
Nanakaland 0 - 3 Five Civilized Nations
Greecedonia 1 - 2 Kipto-Mare


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 2 2 0 0 5 0 6 +5
One Red Dot 2 2 0 0 4 0 6 +4
Kipto-Mare 2 2 0 0 5 3 6 +2
Sonaron 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Casari 2 0 1 1 1 2 3 -1
Greecedonia 2 0 0 2 2 4 0 -2
Nanakaland 2 0 0 2 2 6 0 -4
Yafor 2 2 0 0 2 0 4 0 -4

Group 6
Hurfordia 1 - 2 Praying2God
Limbrogidlia 0 - 1 Oaker
The South Packerlands 1 - 2 Cockbill Street
Nobbsinia 1 - 0 Chicanada


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 2 2 0 0 5 3 6 +2
Oaker 2 1 1 0 3 2 4 +1
Praying2God 2 1 1 0 3 2 4 +1
Nobbsinia 2 1 1 0 2 1 4 +1
Chicanada 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Hurfordia 2 0 1 1 3 4 1 -1
Limbrogidlia 2 0 0 2 2 4 0 -2
The South Packerlands 2 0 0 2 2 4 0 -2

Group 7
Ruventsoria 1 - 2 Hypocria
Klakistany 0 - 4 Crystilakere
0-0 Is Evil 1 - 3 Jeruselem
Southern Manchester 1 - 2 Haperd


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Jeruselem 2 2 0 0 5 1 6 +4
Crystilakere 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 +4
Haperd 2 1 1 0 3 2 4 +1
Southern Manchester 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Hypocria 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Ruventsoria 2 0 1 1 3 4 1 -1
0-0 Is Evil 2 0 1 1 2 4 1 -2
Klakistany 2 0 0 2 0 6 0 -6

Group 8
Scorthona 0 - 1 Caprine States
Chileany 0 - 3 Sarzonia
Brazillico 0 - 4 Commerce Heights
Disjoepia 1 - 3 Kylaai


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Commerce Heights 2 2 0 0 6 1 6 +5
Sarzonia 2 2 0 0 4 0 6 +4
Caprine States 2 2 0 0 3 0 6 +3
Kylaai 2 1 0 1 3 2 3 +1
Brazillico 2 1 0 1 1 4 3 -3
Scorthona 2 0 0 2 0 2 0 -1
Chileany 2 0 0 2 1 5 0 -1
Disjoepia 2 0 0 2 1 5 0 -2

Group 9
Tonissia 1 - 0 Oliverry
Trianland 0 - 1 Squornshelous
Palixia 1 - 2 EL CID THE HERO
Groba 1 - 2 Nedalia


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Squornshelous 2 2 0 0 3 0 6 +3
EL CID THE HERO 2 2 0 0 3 1 6 +2
Nedalia 2 2 0 0 3 1 6 +2
Oliverry 2 1 0 1 3 2 3 +1
Tonissia 2 1 0 1 1 2 3 -1
Palixia 2 0 0 2 1 3 0 -1
Trianland 2 0 0 2 0 2 0 -1
Groba 2 0 0 2 2 5 0 -2

Group 10
Kaze Progressa 1 - 2 Spaam
The Archregimancy 0 - 3 Rejistania
Poppuli 1 - 3 Eauz
Jewish Citizens 2 - 3 Wella


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 2 2 0 0 8 0 6 +8
Eauz 2 2 0 0 6 1 6 +5
Wella 2 1 1 0 4 3 4 +1
Jewish Citizens 2 1 0 1 4 4 3 0
Spaam 2 1 0 1 3 3 3 0
Poppuli 2 0 1 1 2 4 1 -2
Kaze Progressa 2 0 0 2 1 7 0 -6
The Archregimancy 2 0 0 2 0 6 0 -6

Group 11
San-Lorenzo 2 - 2 Kericia
Kurumada 0 - 2 Bedistan
PopularFreedom 1 - 2 Audioslavia
Viszonia 1 - 3 Bettia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 2 2 0 0 5 0 6 +5
Kericia 2 1 1 0 5 3 4 +2
Bettia 2 1 1 0 4 2 4 +2
Audioslavia 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Kurumada 2 1 0 1 1 2 3 -1
PopularFreedom 2 0 1 0 2 3 1 -1
San-Lorenzo 2 0 1 1 2 5 1 -3
Viszonia 2 0 0 2 2 6 0 -4

Group 12
Elrich 2 - 3 Oglethorpia
Liamopolis-Liamton 0 - 2 Vilita
The Jam Doughnut 0 - 4 Svecia
Righteous Beliefs 2 - 2 Hockey Canada


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Svecia 2 2 0 0 7 0 6 +7
Vilita 2 2 0 0 4 0 6 +4
Oglethorpia 2 2 0 0 5 2 6 +3
Hockey Canada 2 1 1 0 5 2 4 +3
Righteous Beliefs 2 0 1 1 2 4 1 -2
Elrich 2 0 0 2 2 5 0 -3
Liamopolis-Liamton 2 0 0 2 0 5 0 -5
The Jam Doughnut 2 0 0 2 0 7 0 -7


Finally, the table for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon II is as follows:


Nation 0-0s
New Montreal States 1
Shearer Heaven 1
Tadjikistan 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1

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MATCHDAY THREE SCORES: OFFICIAL, HONEST!

Group 1
Turori 4 - 0 System Karela
Nova Britannicus 2 - 0 Liverpoolian
The Lowland Clans 2 - 0 Milchama
Pedriana 1 - 2 Dauna Hills


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 3 3 0 0 11 1 9 +10
The Lowland Clans 3 3 0 0 7 2 9 +5
Nova Britannicus 3 3 0 0 6 1 9 +5
Dauna Hills 3 1 0 2 2 6 3 -4
Pedriana 3 0 2 1 4 5 2 -1
Liverpoolian 3 0 1 2 4 7 1 -3
Milchama 3 0 1 2 2 7 1 -5
System Karela 3 0 0 3 1 8 0 -7

Group 2
Liverpool England 2 - 0 Zanziik
Lovisa 2 - 1 Fart Islands
Liamist States 4 - 0 Clavis
Bipedal Apes 1 - 0 Dedostan


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liamist States 3 3 0 0 7 0 9 +7
Liverpool England 3 3 0 0 6 1 9 +5
Bipedal Apes 3 3 0 0 3 0 9 +3
Lovisa 3 2 0 1 5 3 6 +2
Dedostan 3 1 0 2 1 2 3 -1
Fart Islands 3 0 0 3 1 5 0 -4
Zanziik 3 0 0 3 1 6 0 -5
Clavis 3 0 0 3 1 8 0 -7

Group 3
Total n Utter Insanity 3 - 1 Shearer Heaven
Tadjikistan 2 - 0 Taken Names
Lethislavania 2 - 1 Lox Land Island
Spruitland 2 - 4 New Montreal States


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Tadjikistan 3 2 1 0 5 1 7 +4
Total n Utter Insanity 3 2 1 0 5 2 7 +3
Lethislavania 3 2 1 0 6 4 7 +2
Spruitland 3 2 0 1 7 6 6 +1
New Montreal States 3 1 1 1 5 5 4 ==
Shearer Heaven 3 0 2 1 3 5 2 -2
Lox Land Island 3 0 0 3 3 7 0 -4
Taken Names 3 0 0 3 2 6 0 -4

Group 4
Starblaydia 1 - 1 Naleloospalakintula
Fmjphoenix 4 - 0 Prince Aidan
Harlesburg 5 - 0 Tallionis
Finrods 2 - 1 Geisenfried


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Finrods 3 3 0 0 6 1 9 +5
Fmjphoenix 3 2 1 0 11 2 7 +9
Harlesburg 3 2 1 0 9 1 7 +8
Starblaydia 3 1 2 0 5 2 5 +3
Geisenfried 3 0 2 1 4 5 2 -1
Prince Aidan 3 0 1 2 1 8 1 -7
Naleloospalakintula 3 0 1 2 1 9 1 -8
Tallionis 3 0 0 3 0 9 0 -9

Group 5
One Red Dot 2 - 0 Nanakaland
Five Civilized Nations 2 - 1 Greecedonia
Kipto-Mare 3 - 2 Casari
Sonaron 1 - 1 Yafor 2


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 3 3 0 0 7 1 9 +6
One Red Dot 3 3 0 0 6 0 9 +6
Kipto-Mare 3 3 0 0 8 5 9 +3
Sonaron 3 1 1 1 3 3 4 ==
Casari 3 0 1 2 3 5 3 -2
Yafor 2 3 0 1 2 1 5 1 -4
Greecedonia 3 0 0 3 3 6 0 -3
Nanakaland 3 0 0 3 2 8 0 -6

Group 6
Oaker 1 - 0 The South Packerlands
Cockbill Street 3 - 0 Nobbsinia
Chicanada 1 - 3 Hurfordia
Praying2God 1 - 1 Limbrogidlia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 3 3 0 0 8 3 9 +5
Oaker 3 2 1 0 4 2 7 +2
Praying2God 3 1 2 0 4 3 5 +1
Hurfordia 3 1 1 1 6 5 4 +1
Nobbsinia 3 1 1 1 2 4 4 -2
Chicanada 3 1 0 2 3 5 3 -2
Limbrogidlia 3 0 1 2 3 5 1 -2
The South Packerlands 3 0 0 3 2 5 0 -3

Group 7
Crystilakere 3 - 0 0-0 Is Evil
Jeruselem 3 - 0 Southern Manchester
Haperd 2 - 2 Ruventsoria
Hypocria 0 - 2 Klakistany


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Jeruselem 3 3 0 0 8 1 9 +7
Crystilakere 3 2 1 0 9 2 7 +7
Haperd 3 1 2 0 5 4 5 +1
Southern Manchester 3 1 0 2 2 5 3 -3
Hypocria 3 1 0 2 2 4 3 -2
Klakistany 3 1 0 2 2 6 3 -4
Ruventsoria 3 0 2 1 5 6 2 -1
0-0 Is Evil 3 0 1 2 2 7 1 -5

Group 8
Sarzonia 2 - 0 Brazillico
Commerce Heights 2 - 1 Disjoepia
Kylaai 0 - 0 Scorthona
Caprine States 3 - 1 Chileany


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Commerce Heights 3 3 0 0 8 2 9 +6
Sarzonia 3 3 0 0 6 0 9 +6
Caprine States 3 3 0 0 6 1 9 +5
Kylaai 3 1 1 1 3 2 4 +1
Brazillico 3 1 0 2 1 6 3 -5
Scorthona 3 0 1 2 0 2 1 -2
Disjoepia 3 0 0 3 2 7 0 -5
Chileany 3 0 0 3 2 8 0 -6

Group 9
Squornshelous 2 - 0 Palixia
EL CID THE HERO 5 - 1 Groba
Nedalia 5 - 0 Tonissia
Oliverry 1 - 0 Trianland


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Nedalia 3 3 0 0 8 1 9 +7
EL CID THE HERO 3 3 0 0 8 2 9 +6
Squornshelous 3 3 0 0 5 0 9 +5
Oliverry 3 2 0 1 4 2 6 +2
Tonissia 3 1 0 2 1 7 3 -6
Trianland 3 0 0 3 0 3 0 -3
Palixia 3 0 0 3 1 5 0 -4
Groba 3 0 0 3 3 10 0 -7

Group 10
Rejistania 2 - 0 Poppuli
Eauz 3 - 0 Jewish Citizens
Wella 2 - 3 Kaze Progressa
Spaam 0 - 1 The Archregimancy


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 3 3 0 0 10 0 9 +10
Eauz 3 3 0 0 9 1 9 +8
Wella 3 1 1 1 6 6 4 ==
Spaam 3 1 0 2 3 4 3 -1
Jewish Citizens 3 1 0 2 4 7 3 -3
Kaze Progressa 3 1 0 2 4 9 3 -5
The Archregimancy 3 1 0 2 1 6 3 -5
Poppuli 3 0 1 2 2 6 1 -4

Group 11
Bedistan 2 - 0 PopularFreedom
Audioslavia 4 - 0 Viszonia
Bettia 4 - 0 San-Lorenzo
Kericia 2 - 0 Kurumada


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 3 3 0 0 7 0 9 +7
Bettia 3 2 1 0 8 2 7 +6
Kericia 3 2 1 0 7 3 7 +4
Audioslavia 3 2 0 1 6 2 6 +3
Kurumada 3 1 0 2 1 4 3 -3
PopularFreedom 3 0 1 2 2 5 1 -3
San-Lorenzo 3 0 1 2 2 9 1 -7
Viszonia 3 0 0 3 2 10 0 -8

Group 12
Vilita 2 - 0 The Jam Doughnut
Svecia 4 - 2 Righteous Beliefs
Hockey Canada 4 - 1 Elrich
Oglethorpia 0 - 1 Liamopolis-Liamton


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Svecia 3 3 0 0 11 2 9 +9
Vilita 3 3 0 0 6 0 9 +6
Hockey Canada 3 2 1 0 9 3 7 +6
Oglethorpia 3 2 0 1 5 3 6 +2
Liamopolis-Liamton 3 1 0 2 1 5 3 -4
Righteous Beliefs 3 0 1 2 4 8 1 -4
Elrich 3 0 0 3 3 9 0 -6
The Jam Doughnut 3 0 0 3 0 9 0 -9

Finally, the table for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon II is as follows:


Nation 0-0s
New Montreal States 1
Shearer Heaven 1
Tadjikistan 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Kericia 1
Scorthona 1

MATCHDAY FOUR SCORES

Group 1
Milchama 0 - 4 Nova Britannicus
Dauna Hills 0 - 3 The Lowland Clans
System Karela 1 - 1 Pedriana
Liverpoolian 1 - 2 Turori


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 4 4 0 0 13 2 12 +11
Nova Britannicus 4 4 0 0 10 1 12 +9
The Lowland Clans 4 4 0 0 10 2 12 +8
Pedriana 4 0 3 1 5 6 3 -1
Dauna Hills 4 1 0 3 2 9 3 -7
Liverpoolian 4 0 1 3 5 9 1 -4
System Karela 3 0 1 3 2 9 1 -7
Milchama 4 0 1 3 2 11 1 -9

Group 2
Clavis 0 - 2 Lovisa
Dedostan 2 - 2 Liamist States
Zanziik 1 - 3 Bipedal Apes
Fart Islands 1 - 4 Liverpool England


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 4 4 0 0 10 2 12 +8
Bipedal Apes 4 4 0 0 6 1 12 +5
Liamist States 4 3 1 0 9 2 10 +7
Lovisa 4 3 0 1 7 3 9 +4
Dedostan 4 1 1 2 3 4 4 -1
Fart Islands 4 0 0 4 2 9 0 -7
Zanziik 4 0 0 4 2 9 0 -7
Clavis 4 0 0 4 1 10 0 -9

Group 3
Lox Land Island 1 - 1 Tadjikistan
New Montreal States 1 - 1 Lethislavania
Shearer Heaven 2 - 1 Spruitland
Taken Names 1 - 3 Total n Utter Insanity


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 4 3 1 0 8 3 10 +5
Tadjikistan 4 2 2 0 6 2 8 +4
Lethislavania 4 2 2 0 7 5 8 +2
Spruitland 4 2 0 2 8 8 6 ==
New Montreal States 4 1 2 1 6 6 5 ==
Shearer Heaven 4 1 2 1 5 6 5 -1
Lox Land Island 4 0 1 3 4 8 1 -4
Taken Names 4 0 0 4 3 9 0 -6

Group 4
Tallionis 1 - 2 Fmjphoenix
Geisenfried 1 - 2 Harlesburg
Naleloospalakintula 2 - 3 Finrods
Prince Aidan 0 - 3 Starblaydia


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Finrods 4 4 0 0 9 3 12 +6
Fmjphoenix 4 3 1 0 13 3 10 +10
Harlesburg 4 3 1 0 11 2 10 +9
Starblaydia 4 2 2 0 8 2 8 +6
Geisenfried 4 0 2 2 5 7 2 -2
Naleloospalakintula 4 0 1 3 3 12 1 -9
Prince Aidan 4 0 1 3 1 11 1 -10
Tallionis 4 0 0 4 1 11 0 -10

Group 5
Casari 0 - 1 Five Civilized Nations
Yafor 2 0 - 0 Kipto-Mare
Nanakaland 2 - 1 Sonaron
Greecedonia 1 - 0 One Red Dot


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 4 4 0 0 8 1 12 +7
Kipto-Mare 4 3 1 0 8 5 10 +3
One Red Dot 4 3 0 1 6 1 9 +5
Sonaron 4 1 1 2 4 5 4 -1
Greecedonia 4 1 0 3 4 6 3 -2
Casari 4 0 1 3 3 6 3 -3
Nanakaland 4 1 0 3 4 9 3 -5
Yafor 2 4 0 2 2 1 5 2 -4

Group 6
Hurfordia 0 - 3 Cockbill Street
Limbrogidlia 0 - 3 Chicanada
The South Packerlands 0 - 0 Praying2God
Nobbsinia 1 - 2 Oaker


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 4 4 0 0 11 3 12 +8
Oaker 4 3 1 0 6 3 10 +4
Chicanada 4 2 0 2 6 5 6 +1
Praying2God 4 1 3 0 4 3 6 +1
Hurfordia 4 1 1 2 6 8 4 -2
Nobbsinia 4 1 1 2 3 6 4 -3
The South Packerlands 4 0 1 3 2 5 1 -3
Limbrogidlia 4 0 1 3 3 8 1 -5

Group 7
Ruventsoria 3 - 2 Jeruselem
Klakistany 2 - 1 Haperd
0-0 Is Evil 1 - 0 Hypocria
Southern Manchester 0 - 3 Crystilakere


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 4 3 1 0 12 2 10 +10
Jeruselem 4 3 0 1 10 4 9 +6
Klakistany 4 2 0 2 5 7 6 -2
Ruventsoria 4 1 2 1 8 8 5 ==
Haperd 4 1 2 1 6 6 5 ==
0-0 Is Evil 4 1 1 2 3 7 4 -4
Hypocria 4 1 0 3 2 5 3 -3
Southern Manchester 4 1 0 3 2 8 3 -6

Group 8
Scorthona 0 - 0 Commerce Heights
Chileany 1 - 1 Kylaai
Brazillico 3 - 0 Caprine States
Disjoepia 0 - 1 Sarzonia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 4 4 0 0 7 0 12 +7
Caprine States 4 3 0 1 6 4 12 +2
Commerce Heights 4 3 1 0 8 2 10 +6
Brazillico 4 2 0 2 4 6 6 -2
Kylaai 4 1 2 1 4 3 5 +1
Scorthona 4 0 2 2 0 2 2 -2
Chileany 4 0 1 3 3 9 1 -6
Disjoepia 4 0 0 4 2 8 0 -6

Group 9
Tonissia 0 - 1 EL CID THE HERO
Trianland 1 - 2 Nedalia
Palixia 1 - 0 Oliverry
Groba 0 - 0 Squornshelous


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Nedalia 4 4 0 0 10 2 12 +8
EL CID THE HERO 4 4 0 0 9 2 12 +7
Squornshelous 4 3 1 0 5 0 10 +5
Oliverry 4 2 0 2 4 3 6 +1
Palixia 4 1 0 3 2 5 3 -3
Tonissia 4 1 0 3 1 8 3 -7
Groba 4 0 1 3 3 10 1 -7
Trianland 4 0 0 4 1 5 0 -4

Group 10
Kaze Progressa 1 - 3 Eauz
The Archregimancy 2 - 2 Wella
Poppuli 2 - 1 Spaam
Jewish Citizens 0 - 6 Rejistania


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 4 4 0 0 16 0 12 +16
Eauz 4 4 0 0 12 2 12 +10
Wella 4 1 2 1 8 8 5 ==
Poppuli 4 1 1 2 4 7 4 -3
The Archregimancy 4 1 1 2 3 8 4 -5
Spaam 4 1 0 3 4 6 3 -2
Kaze Progressa 4 1 0 3 5 12 3 -7
Jewish Citizens 4 1 0 3 4 13 3 -9

Group 11
San-Lorenzo 1 - 1 Audioslavia
Kurumada 0 - 1 Bettia
PopularFreedom 1 - 2 Kericia
Viszonia 0 - 3 Bedistan


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 4 4 0 0 10 0 12 +10
Bettia 4 3 1 0 9 2 10 +7
Kericia 4 3 1 0 9 4 10 +5
Audioslavia 4 2 1 1 7 3 7 +3
Kurumada 4 1 0 3 1 5 3 -4
San-Lorenzo 4 0 2 2 3 10 2 -7
PopularFreedom 4 0 1 3 3 7 1 -4
Viszonia 4 0 0 4 2 13 0 -11

Group 12
Elrich 1 - 3 Svecia
Liamopolis-Liamton 1 - 0 Hockey Canada
The Jam Doughnut 1 - 3 Oglethorpia
Righteous Beliefs 0 - 2 Vilita


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Svecia 4 4 0 0 14 3 12 +11
Vilita 4 4 0 0 8 0 12 +8
Oglethorpia 4 3 0 1 8 4 9 +4
Hockey Canada 4 2 1 1 9 4 7 +5
Liamopolis-Liamton 4 2 0 2 2 5 6 -3
Righteous Beliefs 4 0 1 3 4 10 1 -6
Elrich 4 0 0 4 4 12 0 -8
The Jam Doughnut 4 0 0 4 1 12 0 -11

Finally, the table for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon II is as follows:


Nation 0-0s
Scorthona 2
Commerce Heights 1
Groba 1
Kericia 1
Kipto-Mare 1
New Montreal States 1
Praying2God 1
Shearer Heaven 1
Squornshelous 1
Tadjikistan 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Yafor 2 1

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Group 1
Turori 3 - 0 Nova Britannicus
The Lowland Clans 0 - 1 Pedriana
Milchama 3 - 3 System Karela
Dauna Hills 4 - 0 Liverpoolian


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 5 5 0 0 16 2 15 +14
The Lowland Clans 5 4 0 1 10 3 12 +7
Nova Britannicus 5 4 0 1 10 4 12 +6
Pedriana 5 1 3 1 6 6 6 0
Dauna Hills 5 2 0 3 6 9 6 -3
System Karela 5 0 2 3 5 12 2 -7
Milchama 5 0 2 3 5 14 2 -9
Liverpoolian 5 0 1 4 5 13 1 -8

Group 2
Liverpool England 0 - 1 Lovisa
Liamist States 1 - 2 Bipedal Apes
Clavis 8 - 1 Zanziik
Dedostan 1 - 1 Fart Islands


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bipedal Apes 5 5 0 0 8 2 15 +6
Liverpool England 5 4 0 1 10 3 12 +7
Lovisa 5 4 0 1 8 3 12 +5
Liamist States 5 3 1 1 10 4 10 +6
Dedostan 5 1 2 2 4 5 5 -1
Clavis 5 1 0 4 9 11 3 -2
Fart Islands 5 0 1 4 3 10 1 -7
Zanziik 5 0 0 5 3 17 0 -14

Group 3
Total n Utter Insanity 3 - 0 Tadjikistan
Lethislavania 1 - 2 Spruitland
Lox Land Island 1 - 0 Shearer Heaven
New Montreal States 1 - 0 Taken Names


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 5 4 1 0 11 3 13 +8
Spruitland 5 3 0 2 10 9 9 +1
Lethislavania 5 2 2 1 8 7 8 +1
New Montreal States 5 2 2 1 7 6 8 +1
Tadjikistan 5 2 2 1 6 5 8 +1
Shearer Heaven 5 1 2 2 5 7 5 -2
Lox Land Island 5 1 1 3 5 8 4 -3
Taken Names 5 0 0 5 3 10 0 -7

Group 4
Starblaydia 1 - 1 Fmjphoenix
Harlesburg 2 - 1 Finrods
Tallionis 0 - 0 Naleloospalakintula
Geisenfried 0 - 1 Prince Aidan


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Harlesburg 5 4 1 0 13 3 13 +10
Finrods 5 4 0 1 10 5 12 +5
Fmjphoenix 5 3 2 0 14 4 11 +10
Starblaydia 5 2 3 0 9 3 9 +6
Prince Aidan 5 1 1 3 2 11 4 -9
Geisenfried 5 0 2 3 5 8 2 -3
Naleloospalakintula 5 0 2 3 3 12 2 -9
Tallionis 5 0 1 4 1 11 1 -10

Group 5
One Red Dot 0 - 1 Five Civilized Nations
Kipto-Mare 4 - 2 Sonaron
Casari 2 - 2 Nanakaland
Yafor 2 2 - 0 Greecedonia


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 5 5 0 0 9 1 15 +8
Kipto-Mare 5 4 1 0 12 7 13 +5
One Red Dot 5 3 0 2 6 2 9 +4
Yafor 2 5 1 2 2 3 5 5 -2
Sonaron 5 1 1 3 6 9 4 -3
Casari 5 1 1 3 5 8 4 -3
Nanakaland 5 1 1 3 6 11 4 -5
Greecedonia 5 1 0 4 4 8 3 -4

Group 6
Oaker 0 - 3 Cockbill Street
Chicanada 3 - 0 Praying2God
Hurfordia 2 - 1 The South Packerlands
Limbrogidlia 1 - 2 Nobbsinia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 5 5 0 0 14 3 15 +11
Oaker 5 3 1 1 6 6 10 0
Chicanada 5 3 0 2 9 5 9 +4
Hurfordia 5 2 1 2 8 9 7 -1
Nobbsinia 5 2 1 2 5 7 7 -2
Praying2God 5 1 3 1 4 6 6 -2
The South Packerlands 5 0 1 4 3 7 1 -4
Limbrogidlia 5 0 1 4 4 10 1 -6

Group 7
Crystilakere 0 - 1 Jeruselem
Haperd 1 - 2 Hypocria
Ruventsoria 1 - 0 0-0 Is Evil
Klakistany 2 - 3 Southern Manchester


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Jeruselem 5 4 0 1 11 4 12 +7
Crystilakere 5 3 1 1 12 3 10 +9
Ruventsoria 5 2 2 1 9 8 8 +1
Hypocria 5 2 0 3 4 6 6 -2
Klakistany 5 2 0 3 6 10 6 -4
Southern Manchester 5 2 0 3 5 10 6 -5
Haperd 5 1 2 2 7 8 5 -1
0-0 Is Evil 5 1 1 3 3 8 4 -5


Group 8
Sarzonia 3 - 0 Commerce Heights
Kylaai 1 - 0 Caprine States
Scorthona 3 - 2 Brazillico
Chileany 0 - 1 Disjoepia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 5 5 0 0 10 0 15 +10
Commerce Heights 5 3 1 1 8 5 10 +3
Caprine States 5 3 0 2 6 5 9 +1
Kylaai 5 2 2 1 5 3 8 +2
Brazillico 5 2 0 3 6 9 6 -3
Scorthona 5 1 2 2 3 4 5 -1
Disjoepia 5 1 0 4 3 8 3 -5
Chileany 5 0 1 4 3 10 1 -7

Group 9
Squornshelous 0 - 2 EL CID THE HERO
Nedalia 1 - 3 Oliverry
Tonissia 2 - 1 Palixia
Trianland 0 - 2 Groba


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 5 5 0 0 11 2 15 +9
Nedalia 5 4 0 1 11 5 12 +6
Squornshelous 5 3 1 1 5 2 10 +3
Oliverry 5 3 0 2 7 4 9 +3
Tonissia 5 2 0 3 3 9 6 -6
Groba 5 1 1 3 5 10 4 -5
Palixia 5 1 0 4 3 7 3 -4
Trianland 5 0 0 5 1 7 0 -6

Group 10
Rejistania 2 - 2 Eauz
Wella 1 - 2 Spaam
Kaze Progressa 1 - 0 Poppuli
The Archregimancy 4 - 2 Jewish Citizens


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 5 4 1 0 18 2 13 +16
Eauz 5 4 1 0 14 4 13 +10
The Archregimancy 5 2 1 2 7 10 7 -3
Spaam 5 2 0 3 6 7 6 -1
Kaze Progressa 5 2 0 3 6 12 6 -6
Wella 5 1 2 2 9 10 5 -1
Poppuli 5 1 1 3 4 8 4 -4
Jewish Citizens 5 1 0 4 6 17 3 -11

Group 11
Bedistan 0 - 0 Audioslavia
Bettia 3 - 1 Kericia
San-Lorenzo 0 - 1 PopularFreedom
Kurumada 1 - 1 Viszonia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 5 4 1 0 10 0 13 +10
Bettia 5 4 1 0 12 3 13 +9
Kericia 5 3 1 1 10 7 10 +3
Audioslavia 5 2 2 1 7 3 8 +4
PopularFreedom 5 1 1 3 4 7 4 -3
Kurumada 5 1 1 3 2 6 4 -4
San-Lorenzo 5 0 2 3 3 11 2 -8
Viszonia 5 0 1 4 3 14 1 -11

Group 12
Vilita 4 - 0 Svecia
Hockey Canada 0 - 0 Oglethorpia
Elrich 2 - 0 The Jam Doughnut
Liamopolis-Liamton 3 - 2 Righteous Beliefs


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 5 5 0 0 12 0 15 +12
Svecia 5 4 0 1 14 7 12 +7
Oglethorpia 5 3 1 1 8 4 10 +4
Liamopolis-Liamton 5 3 0 2 5 7 9 -2
Hockey Canada 5 2 2 1 9 4 8 +5
Elrich 5 1 0 4 6 12 3 -6
Righteous Beliefs 5 0 1 4 6 13 1 -7
The Jam Doughnut 5 0 0 5 1 14 0 -13

There have now been ten goalless draws in qualifying, with just one team, Scorthona, achieving the scoreline twice so far. The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon II table is as follows...


Nation 0-0s
Scorthona 2
Audioslavia 1
Bedistan 1
Commerce Heights 1
Groba 1
Hockey Canada 1
Kericia 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
New Montreal States 1
Oglethorpia 1
Praying2God 1
Shearer Heaven 1
Squornshelous 1
Tadjikistan 1
Tallionis 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Yafor 2 1

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Group 1
Nova Britannicus 4 - 2 The Lowland Clans
Turori 4 - 0 Pedriana
System Karela 0 - 0 Dauna Hills
Liverpoolian 0 - 1 Milchama


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 6 6 0 0 20 2 18 +18
Nova Britannicus 6 5 0 1 14 6 15 +8
The Lowland Clans 6 4 0 2 12 7 12 +5
Dauna Hills 6 2 1 3 6 9 7 -3
Pedriana 6 1 3 2 6 10 6 -4
Milchama 6 1 2 3 6 14 5 -8
System Karela 6 0 3 3 5 12 3 -7
Liverpoolian 6 0 1 5 5 14 1 -9

Group 2
Lovisa 1 - 0 Liamist States
Liverpool England 4 - 1 Bipedal Apes
Zanziik 2 - 1 Dedostan
Fart Islands 3 - 0 Clavis


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 6 5 0 1 14 4 15 +10
Lovisa 6 5 0 1 9 3 15 +6
Bipedal Apes 6 5 0 1 9 6 15 +3
Liamist States 6 3 1 2 10 5 10 +5
Dedostan 6 1 2 3 5 7 5 -2
Fart Islands 6 1 1 4 6 10 4 -4
Clavis 6 1 0 5 9 14 3 -5
Zanziik 6 1 0 5 5 18 3 -13

Group 3
Tadjikistan 1 - 0 Lethislavania
Total n Utter Insanity 1 - 1 Spruitland
Shearer Heaven 2 - 2 New Montreal States
Taken Names 2 - 1 Lox Land Island


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 6 4 2 0 12 4 14 +8
Tadjikistan 6 3 2 1 7 5 11 +2
Spruitland 6 3 1 2 11 10 10 +1
New Montreal States 6 2 3 1 9 8 9 +1
Lethislavania 6 2 2 2 8 8 8 0
Shearer Heaven 6 1 3 2 7 9 6 -2
Lox Land Island 6 1 1 4 6 10 4 -4
Taken Names 6 1 0 5 5 11 3 -6

Group 4
Fmjphoenix 2 - 1 Harlesburg
Starblaydia 4 - 0 Finrods
Naleloospalakintula 1 - 0 Geisenfried
Prince Aidan 1 - 2 Tallionis


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Fmjphoenix 6 4 2 0 16 5 14 +11
Harlesburg 6 4 1 1 14 5 13 +9
Starblaydia 6 3 3 0 13 3 12 +10
Finrods 6 4 0 2 10 9 12 +1
Naleloospalakintula 6 1 2 3 4 12 5 -8
Tallionis 6 1 1 4 3 12 4 -9
Prince Aidan 6 1 1 4 3 13 4 -10
Geisenfried 6 0 2 4 5 9 2 -4

Group 5
Five Civilized Nations 3 - 1 Kipto-Mare
One Red Dot 5 - 0 Sonaron
Nanakaland 3 - 1 Yafor 2
Greecedonia 0 - 3 Casari


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 6 6 0 0 12 2 18 +10
Kipto-Mare 6 4 1 1 13 10 13 +3
One Red Dot 6 4 0 2 11 2 12 +9
Casari 6 2 1 3 8 8 7 0
Nanakaland 6 2 1 3 9 12 7 -3
Yafor 2 6 1 2 3 4 8 5 -4
Sonaron 6 1 1 4 6 14 4 -8
Greecedonia 6 1 0 5 4 11 3 -7

Group 6
Cockbill Street 2 - 2 Chicanada
Oaker 5 - 1 Praying2God
The South Packerlands 0 - 3 Limbrogidlia
Nobbsinia 1 - 1 Hurfordia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 6 5 1 0 16 5 16 +11
Oaker 6 4 1 1 11 7 13 +4
Chicanada 6 3 1 2 11 7 10 +4
Hurfordia 6 2 2 2 9 10 8 -1
Nobbsinia 6 2 2 2 6 8 8 -2
Praying2God 6 1 3 2 5 11 6 -6
Limbrogidlia 6 1 1 4 7 10 4 -3
The South Packerlands 6 0 1 5 3 10 1 -7

Group 7
Jeruselem 1 - 2 Haperd
Crystilakere 4 - 0 Hypocria
0-0 Is Evil 1 - 1 Klakistany
Southern Manchester 0 - 0 Ruventsoria


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 6 4 1 1 16 3 13 +13
Jeruselem 6 4 0 2 12 6 12 +6
Ruventsoria 6 2 3 1 9 8 9 +1
Haperd 6 2 2 2 9 9 8 0
Klakistany 6 2 1 3 7 11 7 -4
Southern Manchester 6 2 1 3 5 10 7 -5
Hypocria 6 2 1 3 4 10 6 -6
0-0 Is Evil 6 1 2 3 4 9 5 -5

Group 8
Commerce Heights 1 - 0 Kylaai
Sarzonia 4 - 0 Caprine States
Brazillico 0 - 2 Chileany
Disjoepia 2 - 1 Scorthona


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 6 6 0 0 14 0 18 +14
Commerce Heights 6 4 1 1 9 5 13 +4
Caprine States 6 3 0 3 6 9 9 -3
Kylaai 6 2 2 2 5 4 8 +1
Disjoepia 6 2 0 4 5 9 6 -4
Brazillico 6 2 0 4 6 11 6 -5
Scorthona 6 1 2 3 4 6 5 -2
Chileany 6 1 1 4 5 10 4 -5

Group 9
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 1 Nedalia
Squornshelous 3 - 1 Oliverry
Palixia 1 - 2 Trianland
Groba 2 - 0 Tonissia


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 6 5 1 0 12 3 16 +9
Nedalia 6 4 1 1 12 6 13 +6
Squornshelous 6 4 1 1 8 3 13 +5
Oliverry 6 3 0 3 8 7 9 +1
Groba 6 2 1 3 7 10 7 -3
Tonissia 6 2 0 4 3 11 6 -8
Palixia 6 1 0 5 4 9 3 -5
Trianland 6 1 0 5 3 8 3 -5

Group 10
Eauz 3 - 0 Wella
Rejistania 2 - 0 Spaam
Poppuli 0 - 0 The Archregimancy
Jewish Citizens 1 - 3 Kaze Progressa


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 6 5 1 0 20 2 16 +18
Eauz 6 5 1 0 17 4 16 +13
Kaze Progressa 6 3 0 3 9 13 9 -4
The Archregimancy 6 2 2 2 7 10 8 -3
Spaam 6 2 0 4 6 9 6 -3
Wella 6 1 2 3 9 13 5 -4
Poppuli 6 1 2 3 4 8 5 -4
Jewish Citizens 6 1 0 5 7 20 3 -13

Group 11
Audioslavia 2 - 0 Bettia
Bedistan 0 - 0 Kericia
PopularFreedom 2 - 0 Kurumada
Viszonia 1 - 2 San-Lorenzo


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 6 4 2 0 10 0 14 +10
Bettia 6 4 1 1 12 5 13 +7
Audioslavia 6 3 2 1 9 3 11 +6
Kericia 6 3 2 1 10 7 11 +3
PopularFreedom 6 2 1 3 6 7 7 -1
San-Lorenzo 6 1 2 3 5 12 5 -7
Kurumada 6 1 1 4 2 8 4 -6
Viszonia 6 0 1 5 4 16 1 -12

Group 12
Svecia 3 - 2 Hockey Canada
Vilita 1 - 1 Oglethorpia
The Jam Doughnut 1 - 1 Liamopolis-Liamton
Righteous Beliefs 1 - 2 Elrich


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 6 5 1 0 13 1 16 +12
Svecia 6 5 0 1 17 9 15 +8
Oglethorpia 6 3 2 1 9 5 11 +4
Liamopolis-Liamton 6 3 1 2 6 8 10 -2
Hockey Canada 6 2 2 2 11 7 8 +4
Elrich 6 2 0 4 8 13 6 -5
Righteous Beliefs 6 0 1 5 7 15 1 -8
The Jam Doughnut 6 0 1 5 2 15 1 -13

The Daily Druid's league table for the Karelan Wooden Spoon now has three joint leaders, one of whom seem not too happy with their recent surge up the table.


Nation 0-0s
Bedistan 2
Kericia 2
Scorthona 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Groba 1
Hockey Canada 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
New Montreal States 1
Oglethorpia 1
Poppuli 1
Praying2God 1
Ruventsoria 1
Shearer Heaven 1
Southern Manchester 1
Squornshelous 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Yafor 2 1

The scheduled scorinators, the KFA, will now present matchday eight, as that is the night of the DFA office party. Which lasts all the way until matchday 12.

Qualifying Matchday Seven
Brought to you by the officially unofficial DFA Halfway through qualifying awards.

Group 1
Turori 2 - 1 The Lowland Clans
Pedriana 0 - 1 Nova Britannicus
Milchama 3 - 0 Dauna Hills
System Karela 1 - 0 Liverpoolian


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 7 7 0 0 22 3 21 +19
Nova Britannicus 7 6 0 1 15 6 18 +9
The Lowland Clans 7 4 0 3 13 9 12 +4
Milchama 7 2 2 3 9 14 8 -5
Dauna Hills 7 2 1 4 6 12 7 -6
Pedriana 7 1 3 3 6 11 6 -5
System Karela 7 1 3 3 6 12 6 -6
Liverpoolian 7 0 1 6 5 15 1 -10

Group 2
Liverpool England 3 - 1 Liamist States
Bipedal Apes 0 - 3 Lovisa
Clavis 0 - 1 Dedostan
Zanziik 2 - 3 Fart Islands


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 7 6 0 1 17 5 18 +12
Lovisa 7 6 0 1 12 3 18 +9
Bipedal Apes 7 5 0 2 9 9 15 0
Liamist States 7 3 1 3 11 8 10 +3
Dedostan 7 2 2 3 6 7 8 -1
Fart Islands 7 2 1 4 9 12 7 -3
Clavis 7 1 0 6 9 15 3 -6
Zanziik 7 1 0 6 7 21 3 -14

Group 3
Total n Utter Insanity 1 - 1 Lethislavania
Spruitland 1 - 2 Tadjikistan
Lox Land Island 0 - 0 New Montreal States
Shearer Heaven 0 - 0 Taken Names


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 7 4 3 0 13 5 15 +8
Tadjikistan 7 4 2 1 9 6 14 +3
New Montreal States 7 2 4 1 9 8 10 +1
Spruitland 7 3 1 3 12 12 10 0
Lethislavania 7 2 3 2 9 9 9 0
Shearer Heaven 7 1 4 2 7 9 7 -2
Lox Land Island 7 1 2 4 6 10 5 -4
Taken Names 7 1 1 5 5 11 4 -6

Group 4
Starblaydia 2 - 1 Harlesburg
Finrods 1 - 2 Fmjphoenix
Tallionis 4 - 1 Geisenfried
Naleloospalakintula 0 - 2 Prince Aidan


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Fmjphoenix 7 5 2 0 18 8 17 +12
Starblaydia 7 4 3 0 15 4 15 +11
Harlesburg 7 4 1 2 15 7 13 +8
Finrods 7 4 0 3 11 11 12 0
Tallionis 7 2 1 4 7 13 7 -6
Prince Aidan 7 2 1 4 5 13 7 -8
Naleloospalakintula 7 1 2 4 4 14 5 -10
Geisenfried 7 0 2 5 6 13 2 -7

Group 5
One Red Dot 1 - 0 Kipto-Mare
Sonaron 3 - 2 Five Civilized Nations
Casari 3 - 1 Yafor 2
Nanakaland 1 - 0 Greecedonia


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 7 6 0 1 14 5 18 +9
One Red Dot 7 5 0 2 12 2 15 +10
Kipto-Mare 7 4 1 2 13 11 13 +2
Casari 7 3 1 3 11 9 10 0
Nanakaland 7 3 1 3 10 12 10 -2
Sonaron 7 2 1 4 9 16 7 -7
Yafor 2 7 1 2 4 5 11 5 -6
Greecedonia 7 1 0 6 4 12 3 -8

Group 6
Oaker 2 - 1 Chicanada
Praying2God 1 - 2 Cockbill Street
Hurfordia 1 - 1 Limbrogidlia
The South Packerlands 2 - 0 Nobbsinia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 7 6 1 0 18 6 19 +12
Oaker 7 5 1 1 13 8 16 +5
Chicanada 7 3 1 3 12 9 10 +3
Hurfordia 7 2 3 2 10 11 9 -1
Nobbsinia 7 2 2 3 6 10 8 -4
Praying2God 7 1 3 3 6 13 6 -7
Limbrogidlia 7 1 2 4 8 11 5 -3
The South Packerlands 7 1 1 5 5 10 4 -5

Group 7
Crystilakere 1 - 0 Haperd
Hypocria 0 - 0 Jeruselem
Ruventsoria 1 - 1 Klakistany
0-0 Is Evil 2 - 0 Southern Manchester


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 7 5 1 1 17 3 16 +14
Jeruselem 7 4 1 2 12 6 13 +6
Ruventsoria 7 2 4 1 10 9 10 +1
Haperd 7 2 2 3 9 10 8 -1
0-0 Is Evil 7 2 2 3 6 9 8 -3
Klakistany 7 2 2 3 8 12 8 -4
Hypocria 7 2 1 4 4 10 7 -6
Southern Manchester 7 2 1 4 5 12 7 -7

Group 8
Sarzonia 0 - 0 Kylaai
Caprine States 1 - 0 Commerce Heights
Scorthona 2 - 2 Chileany
Brazillico 2 - 1 Disjoepia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 7 6 1 0 14 0 19 +14
Commerce Heights 7 4 1 2 9 6 13 +3
Caprine States 7 4 0 3 7 9 12 -2
Kylaai 7 2 3 2 5 4 9 +1
Brazillico 7 3 0 4 8 12 9 -4
Scorthona 7 1 3 3 6 8 6 -2
Disjoepia 7 2 0 5 6 11 6 -5
Chileany 7 1 2 4 7 12 5 -5

Group 9
Squornshelous 2 - 0 Nedalia
Oliverry 1 - 4 EL CID THE HERO
Tonissia 1 - 1 Trianland
Palixia 5 - 1 Groba


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 7 6 1 0 16 4 19 +12
Squornshelous 7 5 1 1 10 3 16 +7
Nedalia 7 4 1 2 12 8 13 +4
Oliverry 7 3 0 4 9 11 9 -2
Groba 7 2 1 4 8 15 7 -7
Tonissia 7 2 1 4 4 12 7 -8
Palixia 7 2 0 5 9 10 6 -1
Trianland 7 1 1 5 4 9 4 -5

Group 10
Rejistania 3 - 0 Wella
Spaam 0 - 1 Eauz
Kaze Progressa 1 - 1 The Archregimancy
Poppuli 3 - 0 Jewish Citizens


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 7 6 1 0 23 2 19 +21
Eauz 7 6 1 0 18 4 19 +14
Kaze Progressa 7 3 1 3 10 14 10 -4
The Archregimancy 7 2 3 2 8 11 9 -3
Poppuli 7 2 2 3 7 8 8 -1
Spaam 7 2 0 5 6 10 6 -4
Wella 7 1 2 4 9 16 5 -7
Jewish Citizens 7 1 0 6 7 23 3 -16

Group 11
Bedistan 3 - 1 Bettia
Kericia 1 - 3 Audioslavia
San-Lorenzo 1 - 2 Kurumada
PopularFreedom 0 - 2 Viszonia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 7 5 2 0 13 1 17 +12
Audioslavia 7 4 2 1 12 4 14 +8
Bettia 7 4 1 2 13 8 13 +5
Kericia 7 3 2 2 11 10 11 +1
PopularFreedom 7 2 1 4 6 9 7 -3
Kurumada 7 2 1 4 4 9 7 -5
San-Lorenzo 7 1 2 4 6 14 5 -8
Viszonia 7 1 1 5 6 16 4 -10

Group 12
Vilita 0 - 0 Hockey Canada
Oglethorpia 2 - 2 Svecia
Elrich 5 - 0 Liamopolis-Liamton
The Jam Doughnut 0 - 2 Righteous Beliefs


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 7 5 2 0 13 1 17 +12
Svecia 7 5 1 1 19 11 16 +8
Oglethorpia 7 3 3 1 11 7 12 +4
Liamopolis-Liamton 7 3 1 3 6 13 10 -7
Hockey Canada 7 2 3 2 11 7 9 +4
Elrich 7 3 0 4 13 13 9 0
Righteous Beliefs 7 1 1 5 9 15 4 -6
The Jam Doughnut 7 0 1 6 2 17 1 -15


The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon table:


Nation 0-0s
Bedistan 2
Hockey Canada 2
Kericia 2
New Montreal States 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Groba 1
Hypocria 1
Jeruselem 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Kylaai 1
Lox Land Island 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
Oglethorpia 1
Poppuli 1
Praying2God 1
Ruventsoria 1
Sarzonia 1
Southern Manchester 1
Squornshelous 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Taken Names 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Vilita 1
Yafor 2 1

And the DFA, so eager to get off to their month long office party (OOC: as in, I have to go right now, I don't have time), will give some awards out later. Probably to themselves, knowing them.

Matchday Eight is sponsored by...
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1
Milchama 0 - 4 Turori
Dauna Hills 2 - 2 Nova Britannicus
System Karela 1 - 2 The Lowland Clans
Liverpoolian 1 - 2 Pedriana


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 8 8 0 0 26 3 24 +23
Nova Britannicus 8 6 1 1 17 8 19 +9
The Lowland Clans 8 5 0 3 15 10 15 +5
Pedriana 8 2 3 3 8 12 9 -4
Dauna Hills 8 2 2 4 8 14 8 -6
Milchama 8 2 2 4 9 18 8 -9
System Karela 8 1 3 4 7 14 6 -7
Liverpoolian 8 0 1 7 6 17 1 -11

2
Clavis 1 - 3 Liverpool England
Dedostan 1 - 0 Lovisa
Zanziik 1 - 3 Liamist States
Fart Islands 1 - 2 Bipedal Apes


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 8 7 0 1 20 6 21 +14
Lovisa 8 6 0 2 12 4 18 +10
Bipedal Apes 8 6 0 2 11 10 18 +1
Liamist States 8 4 1 3 14 9 13 +5
Dedostan 8 3 2 3 7 7 11 ==
Fart Islands 8 2 1 5 10 14 7 -4
Clavis 8 1 0 7 10 18 3 -8
Zanziik 8 1 0 7 8 24 3 -16

3
Lox Land Island 0 - 4 Total n Utter Insanity
New Montreal States 1 - 4 Tadjikistan
Shearer Heaven 2 - 1 Lethislavania
Taken Names 2 - 0 Spruitland


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 8 5 3 0 17 5 18 +12
Tadjikistan 8 5 2 1 13 7 17 +6
Shearer Heaven 8 2 4 2 9 10 10 -1
Spruitland 8 3 1 4 12 14 10 -2
New Montreal States 8 2 4 2 10 12 10 -2
Lethislavania 8 2 3 3 10 11 9 -1
Taken Names 8 2 1 5 7 11 7 -4
Lox Land Island 8 1 2 5 6 14 5 -8

4
Tallionis 0 - 2 Starblaydia
Geisenfried 2 - 3 Fmjphoenix
Naleloospalakintula 1 - 0 Harlesburg
Prince Aidan 1 - 1 Finrods


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Fmjphoenix 8 6 2 0 21 10 20 +11
Starblaydia 8 5 3 0 17 4 18 +13
Harlesburg 8 4 1 3 15 8 13 +7
Finrods 8 4 1 3 12 12 13 ==
Prince Aidan 8 2 2 4 6 14 8 -8
Naleloospalakintula 8 2 2 4 5 14 8 -9
Tallionis 8 2 1 5 7 15 7 -8
Geisenfried 8 0 2 6 8 16 2 -8

5
Casari 1 - 0 One Red Dot
Yafor 2 1 - 4 Five Civilized Nations
Nanakaland 1 - 4 Kipto-Mare
Greecedonia 3 - 1 Sonaron


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 8 7 0 1 18 6 21 +12
Kipto-Mare 8 5 1 2 17 12 16 +5
One Red Dot 8 5 0 3 12 3 15 +9
Casari 8 4 1 3 12 9 13 +3
Nanakaland 8 3 1 4 11 16 10 -5
Sonaron 8 2 1 5 10 19 7 -9
Greecedonia 8 2 0 6 7 13 6 -6
Yafor 2 8 1 2 5 6 15 5 -9

6
Hurfordia 1 - 1 Oaker
Limbrogidlia 1 - 1 Cockbill Street
The South Packerlands 2 - 1 Chicanada
Nobbsinia 0 - 1 Praying2God


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 8 6 2 0 19 7 20 +12
Oaker 8 5 2 1 14 9 17 +5
Chicanada 8 3 1 4 13 11 10 +2
Hurfordia 8 2 4 2 11 12 10 -1
Praying2God 8 2 3 3 7 13 9 -6
Nobbsinia 8 2 2 4 6 11 8 -5
The South Packerlands 8 2 1 5 7 11 7 -4
Limbrogidlia 8 1 3 4 9 12 6 -3

7
Ruventsoria 0 - 1 Crystilakere
Klakistany 1 - 2 Jeruselem
0-0 Is Evil 2 - 2 Haperd
Southern Manchester 1 - 1 Hypocria


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 8 6 1 1 18 3 19 +15
Jeruselem 8 5 1 2 14 7 16 +7
Ruventsoria 8 2 4 2 10 10 10 ==
Haperd 8 2 3 3 11 12 9 -1
0-0 Is Evil 8 2 3 3 8 11 9 -3
Klakistany 8 2 2 4 9 14 8 -5
Hypocria 8 2 2 4 5 11 8 -6
Southern Manchester 8 2 2 4 6 13 8 -7

8
Scorthona 0 - 1 Sarzonia
Chileany 1 - 2 Commerce Heights
Brazillico 1 - 1 Kylaai
Disjoepia 3 - 0 Caprine States


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 8 7 1 0 15 0 22 +15
Commerce Heights 8 5 1 2 11 7 16 +4
Caprine States 8 4 0 4 7 12 12 -5
Kylaai 8 2 4 2 6 5 10 +1
Brazillico 8 3 1 4 9 13 10 -4
Disjoepia 8 3 0 5 9 11 9 -2
Scorthona 8 1 3 4 6 9 6 -3
Chileany 8 1 2 5 8 14 5 -6

9
Tonissia 1 - 1 Squornshelous
Trianland 0 - 3 EL CID THE HERO
Palixia 1 - 2 Nedalia
Groba 3 - 0 Oliverry


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 8 7 1 0 19 4 22 +15
Squornshelous 8 5 6 1 11 4 17 +7
Nedalia 8 5 1 2 14 9 16 +4
Groba 8 3 1 4 11 15 10 -4
Oliverry 8 3 0 5 9 14 9 -5
Tonissia 8 2 2 4 5 13 8 -8
Palixia 8 2 0 6 10 12 6 -2
Trianland 8 1 1 6 4 12 4 -8

10
Kaze Progressa 1 - 2 Rejistania
The Archregimancy 1 - 2 Eauz
Poppuli 1 - 2 Wella
Jewish Citizens 2 - 1 Spaam


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 8 7 1 0 25 3 22 +22
Eauz 8 7 1 0 20 5 22 +15
Kaze Progressa 8 3 1 4 11 16 10 -5
The Archregimancy 8 2 3 3 9 13 9 -4
Poppuli 8 2 2 4 8 10 8 -2
Wella 8 2 2 4 11 17 8 -6
Spaam 8 2 0 6 7 12 6 -5
Jewish Citizens 8 2 0 6 9 24 6 -15

11
San-Lorenzo 0 - 3 Bedistan
Kurumada 0 - 1 Audioslavia
PopularFreedom 2 - 2 Bettia
Viszonia 0 - 2 Kericia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 8 6 2 0 16 2 20 +14
Audioslavia 8 5 2 1 15 5 17 +10
Bettia 8 4 1 3 14 11 13 +3
Kericia 8 3 2 3 12 13 11 -1
Kurumada 8 3 1 4 6 10 10 -4
PopularFreedom 8 2 1 5 6 11 7 -5
Viszonia 8 2 1 5 8 16 7 -8
San-Lorenzo 8 1 2 5 7 16 5 -9

12
Elrich 2 - 5 Vilita
Liamopolis-Liamton 0 - 3 Svecia
The Jam Doughnut 3 - 2 Hockey Canada
Righteous Beliefs 1 - 1 Oglethorpia


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 8 6 2 0 18 3 20 +15
Svecia 8 6 1 1 22 11 19 +11
Oglethorpia 8 3 4 1 12 8 13 +4
Liamopolis-Liamton 8 3 1 4 6 16 10 -10
Hockey Canada 8 2 3 3 13 10 9 +3
Elrich 8 3 0 5 15 18 9 -3
Righteous Beliefs 8 1 2 5 10 16 5 -6
The Jam Doughnut 8 1 1 6 5 19 4 -14

There's no change to The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon table after Matchday Eight, by virtue of a total lack of goalless draws.

The table in full:

Nation 0-0s
Bedistan 2
Hockey Canada 2
Kericia 2
New Montreal States 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Groba 1
Hypocria 1
Jeruselem 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Kylaai 1
Lox Land Island 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
Oglethorpia 1
Poppuli 1
Praying2God 1
Ruventsoria 1
Sarzonia 1
Southern Manchester 1
Squornshelous 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Taken Names 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Vilita 1
Yafor 2 1

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QUALIFIED
ASSURED TOP FOUR
CANNOT FINISH TOP TWO
ELIMINATED


GROUP ONE
Pedriana 2 - 0 Milchama
Turori 3 - 0 Dauna Hills
Nova Britannicus 2 - 0 System Karela
The Lowland Clans 3 - 0 Liverpoolian



Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 9 9 0 0 29 3 27 +20
Nova Britannicus 9 7 1 1 19 8 22 +11
The Lowland Clans 9 6 0 3 18 10 18 +8
Pedriana 9 3 3 3 10 12 12 -2
Dauna Hills 9 2 2 5 8 17 8 -9
Milchama 9 2 2 5 9 20 8 -11
System Karela 9 1 3 5 7 16 6 -11
Liverpoolian 9 0 1 8 6 20 1 -14

GROUP TWO
Bipedal Apes 1 - 1 Clavis
Liverpool England 4 - 0 Dedostan
Lovisa 4 - 0 Zanziik
Liamist States 0 - 1 Fart Islands


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 9 8 0 1 24 6 24 +18
Lovisa 9 7 0 2 16 4 21 +12
Bipedal Apes 9 6 1 2 12 11 19 +1
Liamist States 9 4 1 4 14 10 13 +4
Dedostan 9 3 2 4 7 11 11 -4
Fart Islands 9 3 1 5 11 14 10 -3
Clavis 9 1 1 7 11 19 4 -8
Zanziik 9 1 0 8 8 28 3 -20

GROUP THREE
Spruitland 2 - 1 Lox Land Island
Total n Utter Insanity 2 - 0 New Montreal States
Tadjikistan 2 - 1 Shearer Heaven
Lethislavania 1 - 0 Taken Names



Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 9 6 3 0 19 5 21 +14
Tadjikistan 9 6 2 1 15 8 20 +7
Spruitland 9 4 1 4 14 15 13 -1
Lethislavania 9 3 3 3 11 11 12 ==
Shearer Heaven 9 2 4 3 10 12 10 -2
New Montreal States 9 2 4 3 10 14 10 -4
Taken Names 9 2 1 6 7 12 7 -5
Lox Land Island 9 1 2 6 7 16 5 -9

GROUP FOUR
Finrods 0 - 3 Tallionis
Starblaydia 2 - 1 Geisenfried
Fmjphoenix 1 - 0 Naleloospalakintula
Harlesburg 2 - 2 Prince Aidan


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Fmjphoenix 9 8 2 0 22 10 23 +12
Starblaydia 9 6 3 0 19 5 21 +14
Harlesburg 9 4 2 3 17 10 14 +7
Finrods 9 4 1 4 12 15 13 -3
Tallionis 9 3 1 5 10 15 10 -5
Prince Aidan 9 2 3 4 8 16 9 -8
Naleloospalakintula 9 2 2 5 5 15 8 -10
Geisenfried 9 0 2 7 9 18 2 -9

GROUP FIVE
Sonaron 2 - 2 Casari
One Red Dot 2 - 2 Yafor 2
Five Civilized Nations 2 - 1 Nanakaland
Kipto-Mare 1 - 2 Greecedonia


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 9 8 0 1 20 7 24 +13
One Red Dot 9 5 1 3 14 5 16 +9
Kipto-Mare 9 5 1 3 18 14 16 +4
Casari 9 4 2 3 14 11 14 +3
Nanakaland 9 3 1 5 12 18 10 -6
Greecedonia 9 3 0 6 9 14 9 -5
Sonaron 9 2 2 5 12 21 8 -9
Yafor 2 9 1 4 5 8 17 6 -9

GROUP SIX
Praying2God 1 - 1 Hurfordia
Oaker 3 - 0 Limbrogidlia
Cockbill Street 0 - 1 The South Packerlands
Chicanada 1 - 2 Nobbsinia



Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 9 6 2 1 19 8 20 +11
Oaker 9 6 2 1 17 9 20 +8
Hurfordia 9 2 5 2 12 13 11 -1
Nobbsinia 9 3 2 4 8 12 11 -4
Chicanada 9 3 1 5 14 13 10 +1
The South Packerlands 9 3 1 5 8 11 10 -3
Praying2God 9 2 4 3 8 14 10 -6
Limbrogidlia 9 1 3 5 9 15 6 -6

GROUP SEVEN
Hypocria 2 - 3 Ruventsoria
Crystilakere 1 - 0 Klakistany
Jeruselem 4 - 0 0-0 Is Evil
Haperd 1 - 3 Southern Manchester


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 9 7 1 1 19 3 22 +16
Jeruselem 9 6 1 2 18 7 19 +11
Ruventsoria 9 3 4 2 13 12 13 +1
Southern Manchester 9 3 2 4 9 14 11 -5
Haperd 9 2 3 4 12 15 9 -3
0-0 Is Evil 9 2 3 4 8 15 9 -7
Klakistany 9 2 2 5 9 15 8 -6
Hypocria 9 2 2 4 7 14 8 -7

GROUP EIGHT
Caprine States 2 - 0 Scorthona
Sarzonia 4 - 0 Chileany
Commerce Heights 2 - 1 Brazillico
Kylaai 0 - 0 Disjoepia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 9 8 1 0 19 0 25 +19
Commerce Heights 9 6 1 2 13 8 19 +6
Caprine States 9 5 0 4 9 12 15 -3
Kylaai 9 2 5 2 6 5 11 +1
Disjoepia 9 3 1 5 9 11 10 -2
Brazillico 9 3 1 5 10 15 10 -5
Scorthona 9 1 3 5 6 11 6 -5
Chileany 9 1 2 6 8 18 5 -10

GROUP NINE
Oliverry 1 - 0 Tonissia
Squornshelous 4 - 1 Trianland
EL CID THE HERO 2 - 0 Palixia
Nedalia 2 - 1 Groba


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 9 8 1 0 21 4 25 +17
Squornshelous 9 6 2 1 15 5 20 +10
Nedalia 9 6 1 2 16 10 19 +6
Oliverry 9 4 0 5 10 14 12 -4
Groba 9 3 1 5 12 17 10 -5
Tonissia 9 2 2 5 5 14 8 -9
Palixia 9 2 0 8 10 14 6 -4
Trianland 9 1 1 7 5 16 4 -11

GROUP TEN
Spaam 1 - 3 Kaze Progressa
Rejistania 5 - 0 The Archregimancy
Eauz 2 - 0 Poppuli
Wella 2 - 0 Jewish Citizens


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 9 8 1 0 30 3 25 +27
Eauz 9 8 1 0 22 5 25 +17
Kaze Progressa 9 4 1 4 14 17 13 -3
Wella 9 3 2 4 13 17 11 -4
The Archregimancy 9 2 3 4 9 18 9 -9
Poppuli 9 2 2 5 8 12 8 -4
Spaam 9 2 0 7 8 15 6 -7
Jewish Citizens 9 2 0 7 9 26 6 -17

GROUP ELEVEN
Kericia 0 - 5 San-Lorenzo
Bedistan 2 - 0 Kurumada
Audioslavia 2 - 0 PopularFreedom
Bettia 3 - 0 Viszonia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 9 6 2 0 18 2 23 +16
Audioslavia 9 6 2 1 17 5 20 +12
Bettia 9 5 1 3 17 11 16 +6
Kericia 9 3 2 4 12 18 11 -6
Kurumada 9 3 1 5 6 12 10 -6
San-Lorenzo 9 2 2 5 12 16 8 -4
PopularFreedom 9 2 1 6 6 13 7 -7
Viszonia 9 2 1 6 8 19 7 -11

GROUP TWELVE
Oglethorpia 0 - 0 Elrich
Vilita 1 - 0 Liamopolis-Liamton
Svecia 2 - 1 The Jam Doughnut
Hockey Canada 0 - 0 Righteous Beliefs


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 9 7 2 0 19 3 23 +16
Svecia 9 7 1 1 24 12 22 +12
Oglethorpia 9 3 5 1 12 8 14 +4
Hockey Canada 9 2 4 3 13 10 10 +3
Elrich 9 3 1 5 15 18 10 -3
Liamopolis-Liamton 9 3 1 5 6 17 10 -11
Righteous Beliefs 9 1 3 5 10 16 6 -6
The Jam Doughnut 9 1 1 7 6 21 4 -14

We have a clear leader for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon! Hockey Canada recorded their third nil-nil of the qualifiers - they're now ahead of a chasing pack of seven teams on two goalless draws.

The table in full:

Nation 0-0s
Hockey Canada 3
Bedistan 2
Kericia 2
Kylaai 2
New Montreal States 2
Oglethorpia 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Disjoepia 1
Elrich 1
Groba 1
Hypocria 1
Jeruselem 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Lox Land Island 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
Poppuli 1
Praying2God 1
Righteous Beliefs 1
Ruventsoria 1
Sarzonia 1
Southern Manchester 1
Squornshelous 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Taken Names 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Vilita 1
Yafor 2 1

QUALIFIED
ASSURED TOP FOUR
CANNOT FINISH TOP TWO
ELIMINATED


GROUP ONE
System Karela 0 - 2 Turori
Liverpoolian 0 - 1 Nova Britannicus
Milchama 2 - 1 The Lowland Clans
Dauna Hills 2 - 2 Pedriana


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 10 10 0 0 31 3 30 +28
Nova Britannicus 10 8 1 1 20 8 25 +12
The Lowland Clans 10 6 0 4 19 12 18 +7
Pedriana 10 3 4 3 12 14 13 -2
Milchama 10 3 2 5 11 21 11 -10
Dauna Hills 10 2 3 5 10 19 9 -9
System Karela 10 1 3 6 7 18 6 -11
Liverpoolian 10 0 1 9 6 21 1 -15

GROUP TWO
Zanziik 0 - 2 Liverpool England
Fart Islands 1 - 1 Lovisa
Clavis 1 - 3 Liamist States
Dedostan 2 - 1 Bipedal Apes


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 10 9 0 1 26 6 27 +20
Lovisa 10 7 1 2 17 5 22 +12
Bipedal Apes 10 6 1 3 13 13 19 ==
Liamist States 10 5 1 4 17 11 16 +6
Dedostan 10 4 2 4 9 12 14 -3
Fart Islands 10 3 2 5 12 15 11 -3
Clavis 10 1 1 8 12 22 4 -10
Zanziik 10 1 0 9 8 30 3 -22

GROUP THREE
Shearer Heaven 1 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity
Taken Names 0 - 1 Tadjikistan
Lox Land Island 3 - 1 Lethislavania
New Montreal States 0 - 3 Spruitland


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 10 7 3 0 21 6 24 +15
Tadjikistan 10 7 2 1 16 8 23 +8
Spruitland 10 5 1 4 17 15 16 +2
Lethislavania 10 3 3 4 12 14 12 -2
Shearer Heaven 10 2 4 4 11 14 10 -3
New Montreal States 10 2 4 4 10 17 10 -7
Lox Land Island 10 2 2 6 10 17 8 -7
Taken Names 10 2 1 7 7 13 7 -6

GROUP FOUR
Naleloospalakintula 1 - 2 Starblaydia
Prince Aidan 0 - 0 Fmjphoenix
Tallionis 0 - 3 Harlesburg
Geisenfried 1 - 1 Finrods


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Starblaydia 10 7 3 0 21 6 24 +15
Fmjphoenix 10 7 3 0 22 10 24 +12
Harlesburg 10 5 2 3 20 10 17 +10
Finrods 10 4 2 4 13 16 14 -3
Tallionis 10 3 1 6 10 18 10 -8
Prince Aidan 10 2 4 4 8 16 10 -8
Naleloospalakintula 10 2 2 6 6 17 8 -11
Geisenfried 10 0 3 7 10 19 3 -9

GROUP FIVE
Nanakaland 0 - 1 One Red Dot
Greecedonia 0 - 2 Five Civilized Nations
Casari 3 - 3 Kipto-Mare
Yafor 2 4 - 1 Sonaron


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 10 9 0 1 22 7 27 +15
One Red Dot 10 6 1 3 15 5 19 +10
Kipto-Mare 10 5 2 3 21 17 17 +4
Casari 10 4 3 3 17 14 15 +3
Nanakaland 10 3 1 6 12 19 10 -7
Yafor 2 10 2 4 5 12 18 9 -6
Greecedonia 10 3 0 7 9 16 9 -7
Sonaron 10 2 2 6 13 25 8 -13

GROUP SIX
The South Packerlands 2 - 1 Oaker
Nobbsinia 1 - 2 Cockbill Street
Hurfordia 2 - 1 Chicanada
Limbrogidlia 2 - 1 Praying2God


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 10 7 2 1 21 9 23 +12
Oaker 10 6 2 2 18 11 20 +7
Hurfordia 10 3 5 2 14 14 14 ==
The South Packerlands 10 4 1 5 10 12 13 -2
Nobbsinia 10 3 2 5 9 14 11 -5
Chicanada 10 3 1 6 15 15 10 ==
Praying2God 10 2 4 4 9 16 10 -7
Limbrogidlia 10 2 3 5 11 16 9 -5

GROUP SEVEN
0-0 Is Evil 1 - 6 Crystilakere
Southern Manchester 1 - 0 Jeruselem
Ruventsoria 1 - 4 Haperd
Klakistany 1 - 1 Hypocria


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 10 8 1 1 25 4 25 +21
Jeruselem 10 6 1 3 18 8 19 +10
Southern Manchester 10 4 2 4 10 14 14 -4
Ruventsoria 10 3 4 3 14 16 13 -2
Haperd 10 3 3 4 16 16 12 ==
Klakistany 10 2 3 5 10 16 9 -6
Hypocria 10 2 3 5 8 15 9 -7
0-0 Is Evil 10 2 3 5 9 21 9 -12

GROUP EIGHT
Brazillico 0 - 4 Sarzonia
Disjoepia 2 - 1 Commerce Heights
Scorthona 1 - 0 Kylaai
Chileany 0 - 2 Caprine States


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 10 9 1 0 23 0 28 +13
Commerce Heights 10 6 1 3 14 10 19 +4
Caprine States 10 6 0 4 11 12 18 -1
Disjoepia 10 4 1 5 11 12 13 -1
Kylaai 10 2 5 3 6 6 11 ==
Brazillico 10 3 1 9 10 19 10 -9
Scorthona 10 2 3 5 7 11 9 -4
Chileany 10 1 2 8 8 20 5 -12

GROUP NINE
Palixia 1 - 2 Squornshelous
Groba 2 - 2 EL CID THE HERO
Tonissia 2 - 1 Nedalia
Trianland 1 - 2 Oliverry


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 10 8 2 0 23 6 26 +17
Squornshelous 10 7 2 1 17 6 23 +11
Nedalia 10 6 1 3 17 12 19 +5
Oliverry 10 5 0 5 12 15 15 -3
Groba 10 3 2 5 14 19 11 -5
Tonissia 10 3 2 5 7 15 11 -8
Palixia 10 2 0 9 11 16 6 -5
Trianland 10 1 1 8 6 18 4 -12

GROUP TEN
Poppuli 0 - 2 Rejistania
Jewish Citizens 2 - 1 Eauz
Kaze Progressa 0 - 1 Wella
The Archregimancy 2 - 1 Spaam


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 10 9 1 0 32 3 28 +29
Eauz 10 8 1 1 23 7 25 +16
Wella 10 4 2 4 14 17 14 -3
Kaze Progressa 10 4 1 5 14 18 13 -4
The Archregimancy 10 3 3 4 11 19 12 -8
Jewish Citizens 10 3 0 7 11 27 9 -16
Poppuli 10 2 2 7 8 14 8 -6
Spaam 10 2 0 8 9 17 6 -8

GROUP ELEVEN
PopularFreedom 0 - 1 Bedistan
Viszonia 1 - 0 Audioslavia
San-Lorenzo 1 - 0 Bettia
Kurumada 1 - 1 Kericia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 10 7 2 0 19 2 26 +17
Audioslavia 10 6 2 2 17 6 20 +11
Bettia 10 5 1 4 17 12 16 +5
Kericia 10 3 3 4 13 19 12 -6
Kurumada 10 3 2 5 7 13 11 -6
San-Lorenzo 10 3 2 5 13 16 8 -3
PopularFreedom 10 2 1 7 6 17 7 -6
Viszonia 10 3 1 6 9 19 7 -10

GROUP TWELVE
The Jam Doughnut 0 - 1 Vilita
Righteous Beliefs 1 - 4 Svecia
Elrich 1 - 2 Hockey Canada
Liamopolis-Liamton 1 - 0 Oglethorpia


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 10 8 2 0 20 3 26 +17
Svecia 10 8 1 1 28 13 25 +15
Oglethorpia 10 3 5 2 12 9 14 +3
Hockey Canada 10 3 4 3 16 11 13 +5
Liamopolis-Liamton 10 4 1 5 7 17 13 -10
Elrich 10 3 1 6 16 20 10 -4
Righteous Beliefs 10 1 3 6 11 20 6 -9
The Jam Doughnut 10 1 1 8 6 22 4 -16

Here's the latest in thr race for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon:


Nation 0-0s
Hockey Canada 3
Bedistan 2
Kericia 2
Kylaai 2
New Montreal States 2
Oglethorpia 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Disjoepia 1
Elrich 1
Fmjphoenix 1
Groba 1
Hypocria 1
Jeruselem 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Lox Land Island 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
Poppuli 1
Praying2God 1
Prince Aidan 1
Righteous Beliefs 1
Ruventsoria 1
Sarzonia 1
Southern Manchester 1
Squornshelous 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Taken Names 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Vilita 1
Yafor 2 1

Congratulations to REJISTANIA, the first qualifier for the WCXXIV Finals!

QUALIFIERS (3/32):
Druida (Co-Hosts)
Krytenia (Co-Hosts)
Rejistania

QUALIFIED
ASSURED TOP THREE
CANNOT FINISH TOP TWO
ELIMINATED


GROUP ONE
Nova Britannicus 1 - 0 Milchama
The Lowland Clans 2 - 1 Dauna Hills
Pedriana 4 - 1 System Karela
Turori 3 - 0 Liverpoolian


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 11 11 0 0 34 3 33 +31
Nova Britannicus 11 9 1 1 21 8 28 +13
The Lowland Clans 11 7 0 4 21 13 21 +8
Pedriana 11 4 4 3 16 15 16 +1
Milchama 11 3 2 6 11 22 11 -11
Dauna Hills 11 2 3 6 11 21 9 -10
System Karela 11 1 3 7 8 22 6 -14
Liverpoolian 11 0 1 10 6 24 1 -18

GROUP TWO
Lovisa 0 - 1 Clavis
Liamist States 2 - 1 Dedostan
Bipedal Apes 1 - 4 Zanziik
Liverpool England 3 - 0 Fart Islands


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 11 10 0 1 29 6 30 +23
Lovisa 11 7 1 3 17 6 22 +11
Liamist States 11 6 1 4 19 12 19 +7
Bipedal Apes 11 6 1 4 14 17 19 ==
Dedostan 11 4 2 5 10 14 14 -4
Fart Islands 11 3 2 6 12 18 11 -6
Clavis 11 2 1 8 13 22 7 -9
Zanziik 11 2 0 9 12 31 6 -19

GROUP THREE
Tadjikistan 4 - 3 Lox Land Island
Lethislavania 1 - 1 New Montreal States
Spruitland 3 - 2 Shearer Heaven
Total n Utter Insanity 3 - 1 Taken Names


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Total n Utter Insanity 11 8 3 0 24 7 27 +17
Tadjikistan 11 8 2 1 20 11 26 +9
Spruitland 11 6 1 4 20 17 19 +3
Lethislavania 11 3 4 4 13 15 13 -2
New Montreal States 11 2 5 4 11 18 11 -7
Shearer Heaven 11 2 4 5 13 17 10 -4
Lox Land Island 11 2 2 7 13 21 8 -8
Taken Names 11 2 1 8 8 16 7 -8

GROUP FOUR
Fmjphoenix 1 - 0 Tallionis
Harlesburg 1 - 1 Geisenfried
Finrods 2 - 0 Naleloospalakintula
Starblaydia 2 - 0 Prince Aidan


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Starblaydia 11 8 3 0 23 6 27 +17
Fmjphoenix 11 8 3 0 23 10 27 +13
Harlesburg 11 5 3 3 21 11 18 +10
Finrods 11 5 2 4 15 16 17 -1
Tallionis 11 3 1 7 10 19 10 -9
Prince Aidan 11 2 4 5 8 18 10 -10
Naleloospalakintula 11 2 2 7 6 19 8 -13
Geisenfried 11 0 4 7 11 20 4 -9

GROUP FIVE
Five Civilized Nations 2 - 1 Casari
Kipto-Mare 0 - 1 Yafor 2
Sonaron 4 - 0 Nanakaland
One Red Dot 1 - 0 Greecedonia


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 11 10 0 1 24 8 30 +16
One Red Dot 11 7 1 3 16 5 22 +11
Kipto-Mare 11 5 2 4 21 18 17 +3
Casari 11 4 3 4 18 16 15 +2
Yafor 2 11 3 4 5 13 18 12 -5
Nanakaland 11 3 1 7 12 23 10 -11
Greecedonia 11 3 0 8 9 17 9 -8
Sonaron 10 3 2 6 17 25 8 -8

GROUP SIX
Cockbill Street 4 - 0 Hurfordia
Chicanada 0 - 1 Limbrogidlia
Praying2God 3 - 1 The South Packerlands
Oaker 2 - 1 Nobbsinia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 11 8 2 1 25 9 26 +16
Oaker 11 7 2 2 20 12 23 +8
Hurfordia 11 3 5 3 14 18 14 -4
The South Packerlands 11 4 1 6 11 15 13 -4
Praying2God 11 3 4 4 12 17 13 -5
Limbrogidlia 11 3 3 5 12 16 12 -4
Nobbsinia 11 3 2 6 10 16 11 -6
Chicanada 11 3 1 7 15 16 10 -1

GROUP SEVEN
Jeruselem 1 - 1 Ruventsoria
Haperd 0 - 2 Klakistany
Hypocria 1 - 1 0-0 Is Evil
Crystilakere 2 - 0 Southern Manchester


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 11 9 1 1 27 4 28 +23
Jeruselem 11 6 2 3 19 9 20 +10
Ruventsoria 11 3 5 3 15 17 14 -2
Southern Manchester 11 4 2 5 10 16 14 -6
Haperd 11 3 3 5 16 18 12 -2
Klakistany 11 3 3 5 12 16 12 -4
Hypocria 11 2 4 5 9 16 10 -7
0-0 Is Evil 11 2 4 5 10 22 10 -12

GROUP EIGHT
Commerce Heights 2 - 0 Scorthona
Kylaai 5 - 2 Chileany
Caprine States 1 - 1 Brazillico
Sarzonia 2 - 0 Disjoepia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 11 10 1 0 25 0 31 +25
Commerce Heights 11 7 1 3 16 10 22 +6
Caprine States 11 6 1 4 12 13 19 -1
Kylaai 11 3 5 3 11 8 14 +3
Disjoepia 11 4 1 6 11 14 13 -3
Brazillico 11 3 2 9 11 20 11 -9
Scorthona 11 2 3 6 7 13 9 -6
Chileany 11 1 2 9 10 25 5 -15

GROUP NINE
EL CID THE HERO 6 - 0 Tonissia
Nedalia 2 - 0 Trianland
Oliverry 2 - 3 Palixia
Squornshelous 0 - 0 Groba


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 11 9 2 0 29 6 29 +23
Squornshelous 11 7 3 1 17 6 24 +11
Nedalia 11 7 1 3 19 12 22 +7
Oliverry 11 5 0 6 14 18 15 -4
Groba 11 3 3 5 14 19 12 -5
Tonissia 11 3 2 6 7 21 11 -14
Palixia 11 3 0 9 14 18 9 -4
Trianland 11 1 1 9 6 20 4 -14

GROUP TEN
Eauz 1 - 1 Kaze Progressa
Wella 0 - 1 The Archregimancy
Spaam 2 - 1 Poppuli
Rejistania 2 - 0 Jewish Citizens


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 11 10 1 0 34 3 31 +31
Eauz 11 8 2 1 24 8 26 +16
The Archregimancy 11 4 3 4 12 19 15 -7
Wella 11 4 2 5 14 18 14 -4
Kaze Progressa 11 4 2 5 15 19 14 -4
Spaam 11 3 0 8 11 18 9 -7
Jewish Citizens 11 3 0 8 11 29 9 -18
Poppuli 11 2 2 8 9 16 8 -7

GROUP ELEVEN
Audioslavia 1 - 1 San-Lorenzo
Bettia 1 - 1 Kurumada
Kericia 1 - 1 PopularFreedom
Bedistan 2 - 0 Viszonia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 11 9 2 0 21 2 29 +19
Audioslavia 11 6 3 2 18 7 21 +11
Bettia 11 5 2 4 18 13 17 +5
Kericia 11 3 4 4 14 20 13 -6
Kurumada 11 3 3 5 8 14 12 -6
San-Lorenzo 11 3 3 5 14 17 9 -3
PopularFreedom 11 2 2 7 7 18 8 -10
Viszonia 11 3 1 8 9 21 7 -12

GROUP TWELVE
Svecia 3 - 1 Elrich
Hockey Canada 1 - 1 Liamopolis-Liamton
Oglethorpia 2 - 0 The Jam Doughnut
Vilita 4 - 0 Righteous Beliefs


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 11 9 2 0 24 3 29 +21
Svecia 11 9 1 1 31 14 28 +17
Oglethorpia 11 4 5 2 14 9 17 +5
Hockey Canada 11 3 5 3 17 12 14 +5
Liamopolis-Liamton 11 4 2 5 8 18 14 -10
Elrich 11 3 1 7 17 23 10 -6
Righteous Beliefs 11 1 3 7 11 24 6 -13
The Jam Doughnut 11 1 1 9 6 24 4 -18

Here's the latest in the race for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon:


Nation 0-0s
Hockey Canada 3
Bedistan 2
Groba 2
Kericia 2
Kylaai 2
New Montreal States 2
Oglethorpia 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Squornshelous 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Disjoepia 1
Elrich 1
Fmjphoenix 1
Hypocria 1
Jeruselem 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Lox Land Island 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
Poppuli 1
Praying2God 1
Prince Aidan 1
Righteous Beliefs 1
Ruventsoria 1
Sarzonia 1
Southern Manchester 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Taken Names 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Vilita 1
Yafor 2 1

QUALIFIERS (13/32):
Druida (Co-Hosts)
Krytenia (Co-Hosts)
Rejistania
Turori
Liverpool England
Five Civilised Nations
Cockbill Street
Crystilakere
Sarzonia
Eauz
Bedistan
Vilita
Svecia

GROUP 1
Nova Britannicus 1 - 2 Turori
Pedriana 0 - 0 The Lowland Clans
System Karela 0 - 3 Milchama
Liverpoolian 4 - 0 Dauna Hills


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 12 12 0 0 36 4 36 +32
Nova Britannicus 12 9 1 2 22 10 28 +12
The Lowland Clans 12 7 1 4 21 13 22 +8
Pedriana 12 4 5 3 16 15 17 +1
Milchama 12 4 2 6 14 22 14 -8
Dauna Hills 12 2 3 7 11 25 9 -14
System Karela 12 1 3 8 8 25 6 -17
Liverpoolian 11 1 1 10 10 24 4 -14

GROUP 2
Lovisa 0 - 1 Liverpool England
Bipedal Apes 2 - 1 Liamist States
Zanziik 2 - 2 Clavis
Fart Islands 3 - 0 Dedostan


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 12 11 0 1 30 6 33 +24
Lovisa 12 7 1 4 17 7 22 +10
Bipedal Apes 12 7 1 4 16 18 22 -2
Liamist States 12 6 1 5 20 14 19 +6
Fart Islands 12 4 2 6 15 18 14 -3
Dedostan 12 4 2 6 10 17 14 -7
Clavis 12 2 2 8 15 24 8 -9
Zanziik 12 2 1 9 14 33 7 -19

GROUP 3
Tadjikistan 1 - 0 Total n Utter Insanity
Spruitland 1 - 2 Lethislavania
Shearer Heaven 1 - 2 Lox Land Island
Taken Names 4 - 0 New Montreal States


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Tadjikistan 12 9 2 1 21 11 29 +10
Total n Utter Insanity 12 8 3 1 24 8 27 +16
Spruitland 12 6 1 5 21 19 19 +2
Lethislavania 12 4 4 4 15 16 16 -1
Lox Land Island 12 3 2 7 15 22 11 -7
New Montreal States 12 2 5 5 11 22 11 -11
Taken Names 12 3 1 8 12 16 10 -4
Shearer Heaven 12 2 4 6 14 19 10 -5

GROUP 4
Fmjphoenix 3 - 5 Starblaydia
Finrods 1 - 2 Harlesburg
Naleloospalakintula 1 - 2 Tallionis
Prince Aidan 4 - 2 Geisenfried


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Starblaydia 12 9 3 0 28 9 30 +19
Fmjphoenix 12 8 3 1 26 15 27 +11
Harlesburg 12 6 3 3 23 12 21 +11
Finrods 12 5 2 5 16 18 17 -2
Tallionis 12 4 1 7 12 20 13 -10
Prince Aidan 12 3 4 5 12 20 13 -8
Naleloospalakintula 12 2 2 8 7 21 8 -14
Geisenfried 12 0 4 8 13 24 4 -11

GROUP 5
Five Civilized Nations 1 - 2 One Red Dot
Sonaron 2 - 3 Kipto-Mare
Nanakaland 5 - 0 Casari
Greecedonia 2 - 1 Yafor 2


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 12 10 0 2 25 10 30 +15
One Red Dot 12 8 1 3 18 6 25 +12
Kipto-Mare 12 6 2 4 24 20 20 +4
Casari 12 4 3 5 18 21 15 -3
Nanakaland 12 4 1 7 17 23 13 -6
Yafor 2 12 3 4 6 14 20 12 -6
Greecedonia 12 4 0 8 21 18 12 -7
Sonaron 12 3 2 7 19 28 8 -9

GROUP 6
Cockbill Street 3 - 3 Oaker
Praying2God 1 - 3 Chicanada
The South Packerlands 0 - 1 Hurfordia
Nobbsinia 1 - 1 Limbrogidlia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 12 8 3 1 28 12 27 +16
Oaker 12 7 3 2 23 15 24 +8
Hurfordia 12 4 5 3 15 18 17 -3
Chicanada 12 4 1 7 18 17 13 +1
Limbrogidlia 12 3 4 5 13 17 13 -4
The South Packerlands 12 4 1 7 11 16 13 -5
Praying2God 12 3 4 5 13 20 13 -7
Nobbsinia 12 3 3 6 11 17 12 -6

GROUP 7
Jeruselem 1 - 2 Crystilakere
Hypocria 0 - 1 Haperd
0-0 Is Evil 1 - 1 Ruventsoria
Southern Manchester 2 - 1 Klakistany


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 12 10 1 1 29 5 31 +24
Jeruselem 12 6 2 4 20 11 20 +9
Southern Manchester 12 5 2 5 12 17 17 -5
Haperd 12 4 3 5 17 18 15 -1
Ruventsoria 12 3 6 3 16 18 15 -2
Klakistany 12 3 3 6 13 18 12 -5
0-0 Is Evil 12 2 5 5 11 23 11 -12
Hypocria 12 2 4 6 9 17 10 -8

GROUP 8
Commerce Heights 1 - 1 Sarzonia (@ City Park, Avidia, Krytenia)
Caprine States 1 - 2 Kylaai
Brazillico 1 - 1 Scorthona
Disjoepia 0 - 1 Chileany


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 12 10 2 0 26 1 32 +25
Commerce Heights 12 7 2 3 17 11 23 +6
Caprine States 12 6 1 5 13 15 19 -2
Kylaai 12 4 5 3 13 9 17 +4
Disjoepia 12 4 1 7 11 15 13 -4
Brazillico 12 3 3 9 12 21 12 -9
Scorthona 12 2 4 6 8 14 10 -6
Chileany 12 2 2 9 11 25 8 -14

GROUP 9
EL CID THE HERO 0 - 2 Squornshelous
Oliverry 0 - 2 Nedalia
Palixia 0 - 2 Tonissia
Groba 2 - 1 Trianland


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 12 9 2 1 29 8 29 +21
Squornshelous 12 8 3 1 19 6 27 +13
Nedalia 12 8 1 3 21 12 25 +9
Groba 12 4 3 5 16 20 15 -4
Oliverry 12 5 0 7 14 20 15 -6
Tonissia 12 4 2 6 9 21 14 -12
Palixia 12 3 0 10 14 20 9 -6
Trianland 12 1 1 10 7 22 4 -15

GROUP 10
Eauz 1 - 2 Rejistania
Spaam 2 - 1 Wella
Poppuli 1 - 0 Kaze Progressa
Jewish Citizens 0 - 3 The Archregimancy


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 12 11 1 0 36 4 34 +32
Eauz 12 8 2 2 25 10 26 +15
The Archregimancy 12 5 3 4 15 19 18 -4
Wella 12 4 2 6 15 19 14 -4
Kaze Progressa 12 4 2 6 15 20 14 -5
Spaam 12 4 0 8 13 19 12 -6
Poppuli 12 3 2 8 10 16 11 -6
Jewish Citizens 12 3 0 9 11 32 9 -21

GROUP 11
Audioslavia 1 - 3 Bedistan
Kericia 2 - 2 Bettia
PopularFreedom 0 - 0 San-Lorenzo
Viszonia 1 - 2 Kurumada


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 12 10 2 0 24 3 32 +21
Audioslavia 12 6 3 3 19 10 21 +9
Bettia 12 5 3 4 20 15 18 +5
Kurumada 12 4 3 5 10 15 15 -5
Kericia 12 3 5 4 16 22 14 -6
San-Lorenzo 12 3 4 5 14 17 10 -3
PopularFreedom 12 2 3 7 7 18 9 -10
Viszonia 12 3 1 9 10 23 7 -12

GROUP 12
Svecia 3 - 2 Vilita
Oglethorpia 2 - 1 Hockey Canada
The Jam Doughnut 1 - 0 Elrich
Righteous Beliefs 1 - 4 Liamopolis-Liamton


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 12 9 2 1 26 6 29 +22
Svecia 12 10 1 1 34 16 31 +18
Oglethorpia 12 5 5 2 16 10 20 +6
Liamopolis-Liamton 12 5 2 5 12 19 17 -7
Hockey Canada 12 3 5 4 18 14 14 +4
Elrich 12 3 1 8 17 24 10 -7
The Jam Doughnut 12 2 1 9 7 24 7 -17
Righteous Beliefs 12 1 3 8 12 28 6 -16

Here's the latest in the race for The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon:


Nation 0-0s
Hockey Canada 3
Bedistan 2
Groba 2
Kericia 2
Kylaai 2
New Montreal States 2
Oglethorpia 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Squornshelous 2
Audioslavia 1
Commerce Heights 1
Dauna Hills 1
Disjoepia 1
Elrich 1
Fmjphoenix 1
Hypocria 1
Jeruselem 1
Kipto-Mare 1
Lox Land Island 1
Naleloospalakintula 1
Pedriana 1
Poppuli 1
PopularFreedom 1
Praying2God 1
Prince Aidan 1
Righteous Beliefs 1
Ruventsoria 1
San-Lorenzo 1
Sarzonia 1
Southern Manchester 1
System Karela 1
Tadjikistan 1
Taken Names 1
Tallionis 1
The Archregimancy 1
The Lowland Clans 1
The South Packerlands 1
Total n Utter Insanity 1
Vilita 1
Yafor 2 1

QUALIFIERS (17/32):
Druida (Co-Hosts)
Krytenia (Co-Hosts)
Rejistania
Turori
Liverpool England
Five Civilised Nations
Cockbill Street
Crystilakere
Sarzonia
Eauz
Bedistan
Vilita
Svecia
Tadjikistan
Total n Utter Insanity
Starblaydia
Oaker

PLAYOFFS (3rd placed teams, two legs)
01 v 02
03 v 04
05 v 06
07 v 08
09 v 10
11 v 12

Qualifying Matchday 13
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Group 1
The Lowland Clans 0 - 2 Nova Britannicus
Pedriana 3 - 2 Turori
Dauna Hills 0 - 0 System Karela
Milchama 2 - 2 Liverpoolian


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 13 12 0 1 38 7 36 +31 Q
Nova Britannicus 13 10 1 2 24 10 31 +14 Q
The Lowland Clans 13 7 1 5 21 15 22 +6
Pedriana 13 5 5 3 19 17 20 +2
Milchama 13 4 3 6 16 24 15 -8 E
Dauna Hills 13 2 4 7 11 25 10 -14 E
System Karela 13 1 4 8 8 25 7 -17 E
Liverpoolian 13 1 2 10 12 26 5 -14 E

Group 2
Liamist States 1 - 3 Lovisa
Bipedal Apes 1 - 0 Liverpool England
Dedostan 2 - 5 Zanziik
Clavis 1 - 0 Fart Islands


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 13 11 0 2 30 7 33 +23 Q
Lovisa 13 8 1 4 20 8 25 +12
Bipedal Apes 13 8 1 4 17 18 25 -1
Liamist States 13 6 1 6 21 17 19 +4 E
Fart Islands 13 4 2 7 15 19 14 -4 E
Dedostan 13 4 2 7 12 22 14 -10 E
Clavis 13 3 2 8 16 24 11 -8 E
Zanziik 13 3 1 9 19 35 10 -16 E

Group 3
Lethislavania 1 - 0 Tadjikistan
Spruitland 2 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity
New Montreal States 2 - 1 Shearer Heaven
Lox Land Island 0 - 1 Taken Names


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Tadjikistan 13 9 2 2 21 12 29 +9 Q
Total n Utter Insanity 13 8 4 1 26 10 28 +16 Q
Spruitland 13 6 2 5 23 21 20 +2
Lethislavania 13 5 4 4 16 16 19 0
New Montreal States 13 3 5 5 13 23 14 -10 E
Taken Names 13 4 1 8 13 16 13 -3 E
Lox Land Island 13 3 2 8 15 23 11 -8 E
Shearer Heaven 13 2 4 7 15 21 10 -6 E

Group 4
Harlesburg 1 - 2 Fmjphoenix
Finrods 2 - 2 Starblaydia
Geisenfried 0 - 2 Naleloospalakintula
Tallionis 2 - 2 Prince Aidan


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Starblaydia 13 9 4 0 30 11 31 +19 Q
Fmjphoenix 13 9 3 1 28 14 30 +14 Q
Harlesburg 13 6 3 4 24 14 21 +10
Finrods 13 5 3 5 18 20 18 -2
Tallionis 13 4 2 7 14 22 14 -8 E
Prince Aidan 13 3 5 5 14 22 14 -8 E
Naleloospalakintula 13 3 2 8 9 21 11 -12 E
Geisenfried 13 0 4 9 13 26 4 -13 E

Group 5
Kipto-Mare 2 - 3 Five Civilized Nations
Sonaron 2 - 0 One Red Dot
Yafor 2 4 - 0 Nanakaland
Casari 2 - 0 Greecedonia


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 13 11 0 2 28 12 33 +16 Q
One Red Dot 13 8 1 4 18 8 25 +10 Q
Kipto-Mare 13 6 2 5 26 23 20 +3
Casari 13 5 3 5 20 21 18 -1
Yafor 2 13 4 3 6 18 20 15 -2 E
Sonaron 13 4 2 7 21 28 14 -7 E
Nanakaland 13 4 1 8 17 27 13 -10 E
Greecedonia 13 4 0 9 11 20 12 -9 E

Group 6
Chicanada 1 - 0 Cockbill Street
Praying2God 1 - 2 Oaker
Limbrogidlia 1 - 2 The South Packerlands
Hurfordia 4 - 2 Nobbsinia


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 13 8 3 2 28 13 27 +15 Q
Oaker 13 8 3 2 25 16 27 +9 Q
Hurfordia 13 5 5 3 19 20 20 -1 P
Chicanada 13 5 1 7 19 17 16 +2 E
The South Packerlands 13 5 1 7 13 17 16 -4 E
Limbrogidlia 13 3 4 6 14 19 13 -5 E
Praying2God 13 3 4 6 14 22 13 -8 E
Nobbsinia 13 3 3 7 13 21 12 -8 E

Group 7
Haperd 1 - 2 Jeruselem
Hypocria 2 - 1 Crystilakere
Klakistany 2 - 1 0-0 Is Evil
Ruventsoria 3 - 2 Southern Manchester


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 13 10 1 2 30 7 31 +23 Q
Jeruselem 13 7 2 4 22 12 23 +10 Q
Ruventsoria 13 4 6 3 19 20 18 -1
Southern Manchester 13 5 2 6 14 20 17 -6
Haperd 13 4 3 6 18 20 15 -2
Klakistany 13 4 3 6 15 19 15 -4
Hypocria 13 3 4 6 11 18 13 -7 E
0-0 Is Evil 13 2 5 6 12 25 11 -13 E

Group 8
Kylaai 0 - 3 Commerce Heights
Caprine States 0 - 2 Sarzonia
Chileany 0 - 3 Brazillico
Scorthona 2 - 1 Disjoepia


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 13 11 2 0 28 1 35 +27 Q
Commerce Heights 13 8 2 3 20 11 26 +9 Q
Caprine States 13 6 1 6 13 17 19 -4
Kylaai 13 4 5 4 13 12 17 +1
Brazillico 13 4 3 6 15 21 15 -6 E
Disjoepia 13 4 1 8 12 17 13 -5 E
Scorthona 13 3 4 6 10 15 13 -5 E
Chileany 13 2 2 9 11 28 8 -17 E

Group 9
Nedalia 0 - 3 EL CID THE HERO
Oliverry 1 - 0 Squornshelous
Trianland 4 - 1 Palixia
Tonissia 3 - 2 Groba


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 13 10 2 1 32 8 32 +24 Q
Squornshelous 13 8 3 2 19 7 27 +12
Nedalia 13 8 1 4 21 15 25 +6
Oliverry 13 6 0 7 15 20 18 -5 E
Tonissia 13 5 2 6 12 23 17 -11 E
Groba 13 4 3 6 18 23 15 -5 E
Palixia 13 3 0 10 15 24 9 -9 E
Trianland 13 2 1 10 11 23 7 -12 E

Group 10
Wella 2 - 5 Eauz
Spaam 0 - 0 Rejistania
The Archregimancy 1 - 2 Poppuli
Kaze Progressa 0 - 1 Jewish Citizens


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 13 11 2 0 36 4 35 +32 Q
Eauz 13 9 2 2 30 12 29 +18 Q
The Archregimancy 13 5 3 5 16 21 18 -5 P
Poppuli 13 4 2 7 12 17 14 -5 E
Kaze Progressa 13 4 2 7 15 21 14 -6 E
Wella 13 4 2 7 17 25 14 -8 E
Spaam 13 4 1 8 13 19 13 -6 E
Jewish Citizens 13 4 0 9 12 32 12 -20 E

Group 11
Bettia 0 - 1 Audioslavia
Kericia 0 - 2 Bedistan
Kurumada 2 - 3 PopularFreedom
San-Lorenzo 0 - 0 Viszonia


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 13 11 2 0 26 2 35 +24 Q
Audioslavia 13 7 3 3 18 9 24 +9 Q
Bettia 13 5 4 4 21 15 19 +5
Kericia 13 4 5 4 17 21 17 -6
San-Lorenzo 13 3 5 5 13 18 14 -5 E
PopularFreedom 13 3 4 6 12 17 13 -5 E
Kurumada 13 3 3 7 10 18 12 -8 E
Viszonia 13 2 2 9 8 25 8 -17 E

Alterations on what the table would have looked like following on from the Matchday 12 tables


Bedistan Goals against -1
Audioslavia Goals for -2
Goals against -1
Bettia Games drawn +1
Games lost -1
Goals for +1
Goals against -1
Points 19 (would have been 18)
Kericia Games won +1
Games lost -1
Goals for +1
Goals against -3
Points 17 (would have been 14)
San-Lorenzo Goals for -1
Goals against +1
PopularFreedom Games drawn +1
Games lost -1
Goals for +2
Goals against -3
Points 13 (would have been 12)
Kuruamda Games won -1
Games lost +1
Goals for -2
Points 12 (would have been 15)
Viszonia Games won -1
Goals for -2
Goals against +2



Group 12
Hockey Canada 2 - 1 Svecia
Oglethorpia 0 - 2 Vilita
Liamopolis-Liamton 1 - 3 The Jam Doughnut
Elrich 1 - 2 Righteous Beliefs


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Vilita 13 10 2 1 28 6 32 +22 Q
Svecia 13 10 1 2 35 18 31 +17 Q
Oglethorpia 13 5 5 3 16 12 20 +4
Hockey Canada 13 4 5 4 19 15 17 +4
Liamopolis-Liamton 13 5 2 6 13 22 17 -9
Elrich 13 3 1 9 18 26 10 -8 E
The Jam Doughnut 13 3 1 9 10 25 10 -15 E
Righteous Beliefs 13 2 3 8 14 29 9 -15 E

Other differences from MD12 tables:

Group 4 - Fmjphoenix had 2 less goals against than stated (13, not 15)
Group 5 - Greecedonia had scored 10 less goals (11, not 21)
Group 8 - Brazillico had lost 3 fewer games (3-3-6, not 3-3-9)
Group 8 - Chileany had lost 1 less game (2-2-8, not 2-2-9)
Group 10 - Wella had 1 more goal conceded (20, not 19)
Group 11 - all explained above
Group 12 - Hockey Canada and 1 less goal scored (17, not 18)

QUALIFIERS (24/32):
Druida
Krytenia
Turori
Nova Britannicus
Liverpool England
Tadjikistan
Total n Utter Insanity
Starblaydia
Fmjphoenix
Five Civilized Nations
One Red Dot
Cockbill Street
Oaker
Crystilakere
Jeruselem
Sarzonia
Commerce Heights
EL CID THE HERO
Rejistania
Eauz
Bedistan
Audioslavia
Vilita
Svecia

plus
Lovisa or Bipedal Apes
Squornshelous or Nedalia


PLAY-OFFS
In each match up, the team with the worse record will be at home for the first leg, with the team with the better record at home for the second leg.

The Lowland Clans or Pedriana v Lovisa or Bipedal Apes
Spruitland or Lethislavania v Harlesburg or Finrods
Kipto-Mare or Casari v Hurfordia
Ruvnestoria or Southern Manchester or Haperd or Klakistany v Caprine States or Kylaai
Squornshelous or Nedalia v The Archregimancy
Bettia or Kericia v Oglethorpia or Hockey Canada or Liamopolis-Liamton

Meanwhile, The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon II is reaching it's climax, and it is a karela-style team, Hockey Canada, who sit atop our table. Meanwhile, the other two major karelan sides, Rejistania and System Karela, were notably involved in the only two goalless encounters on matchday thirteen.

Those still in contention for the spoon are as follows...


Nation 0-0s
Hockey Canada 3
Bedistan 2
Dauna Hills 2
Groba 2
Kericia 2
Kylaai 2
New Montreal States 2
Oglethorpia 2
Scorthona 2
Shearer Heaven 2
Squornshelous 2
System Karela 2
31 teams on 1
53 teams on 0

TABLES: AN APOLOGY
Matchday 14 scores one post further down.

Krytenia takes this point to formally apologise for "The Great Table Screw-Up",especially those in Group Eleven. It was a rookie error (OK, several errors), and I will be taking extra care during the Finals.

Once again, sorry.

Kry

*Hugs Kry in an "It's OK, I was worse than that at World Cup 20, and they still invited me back to do it again" kinda way

Qualifying Matchday 14
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Group 1
The Lowland Clans 1 - 3 Turori
Nova Britannicus 3 - 0 Pedriana
Dauna Hills 1 - 1 Milchama
Liverpoolian 0 - 2 System Karela

Group 2
Liamist States 1 - 2 Liverpool England
Lovisa 3 - 0 Bipedal Apes
Dedostan 0 - 1 Clavis
Fart Islands 1 - 3 Zanziik

Group 3
Lethislavania 2 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity
Tadjikistan 3 - 1 Spruitland
New Montreal States 3 - 1 Lox Land Island
Taken Names 3 - 2 Shearer Heaven

Group 4
Harlesburg 0 - 3 Starblaydia
Fmjphoenix 1 - 1 Finrods
Geisenfried 2 - 3 Tallionis
Prince Aidan 1 - 1 Naleloospalakintula

Group 5
Kipto-Mare 2 - 2 One Red Dot
Five Civilized Nations 5 - 2 Sonaron
Yafor 2 0 - 1 Casari
Greecedonia 0 - 1 Nanakaland

Group 6
Chicanada 1 - 3 Oaker
Cockbill Street 2 - 0 Praying2God
Limbrogidlia 1 - 0 Hurfordia
Nobbsinia 1 - 3 The South Packerlands

Group 7
Haperd 0 - 4 Crystilakere
Jeruselem 0 - 1 Hypocria
Klakistany 2 - 2 Ruventsoria
Southern Manchester 0 - 1 0-0 Is Evil

Group 8
Kylaai 0 - 3 Sarzonia
Commerce Heights 0 - 1 Caprine States
Chileany 1 - 3 Scorthona
Disjoepia 3 - 2 Brazillico

Group 9
Nedalia 1 - 2 Squornshelous
EL CID THE HERO 4 - 1 Oliverry
Trianland 2 - 3 Tonissia
Groba 2 - 2 Palixia

Group 10
Wella 1 - 2 Rejistania
Eauz 2 - 1 Spaam
The Archregimancy 2 - 1 Kaze Progressa
Jewish Citizens 0 - 3 Poppuli

Group 11
Bettia 0 - 2 Bedistan
Audioslavia 3 - 0 Kericia
Kurumada 1 - 0 San-Lorenzo
Viszonia 1 - 2 PopularFreedom

Group 12
Hockey Canada 4 - 4 Vilita
Svecia 4 - 1 Oglethorpia
Liamopolis-Liamton 1 - 0 Elrich
Righteous Beliefs 1 - 0 The Jam Doughnut


Group 1 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 14 13 0 1 41 8 39 +33
Nova Britannicus 14 11 1 2 27 10 34 +17
The Lowland Clans 14 7 1 6 22 18 22 +4
Pedriana 14 5 5 4 19 20 20 -1
Milchama 14 4 4 6 17 25 16 -8
Dauna Hills 14 2 5 7 12 26 11 -14
System Karela 14 2 4 8 10 25 10 -15
Liverpoolian 14 1 2 11 12 28 5 -16


Group 2 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Liverpool England 14 12 0 2 32 8 36 +24
Lovisa 14 9 1 4 23 8 28 +15
Bipedal Apes 14 8 1 5 17 21 25 -4
Liamist States 14 6 1 7 22 19 19 +3
Fart Islands 14 4 2 8 16 22 14 -6
Clavis 14 4 2 8 17 24 14 -7
Dedostan 14 4 2 8 12 23 14 -11
Zanziik 14 4 1 9 22 36 13 -14


Group 3 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Tadjikistan 14 10 2 2 24 13 32 +11
Total n Utter Insanity 14 8 5 1 28 12 29 +16
Spruitland 14 6 2 6 24 24 20 0
Lethislavania 14 5 5 4 18 18 20 0
New Montreal States 14 4 5 5 16 24 17 -8
Taken Names 14 5 1 8 16 18 16 -2
Lox Land Island 14 3 2 9 16 26 11 -10
Shearer Heaven 14 2 4 8 17 24 10 -7


Group 4 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Starblaydia 14 10 4 0 33 11 34 +22
Fmjphoenix 14 9 4 1 29 15 31 +14
Harlesburg 14 6 3 5 24 17 21 +7
Finrods 14 5 4 5 19 21 19 -2
Tallionis 14 5 2 7 17 24 17 -7
Prince Aidan 14 3 6 5 15 23 15 -8
Naleloospalakintula 14 3 3 8 10 22 12 -12
Geisenfried 14 0 4 10 15 29 4 -14


Group 5 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Five Civilized Nations 14 12 0 2 33 14 36 +19
One Red Dot 14 8 2 4 20 10 26 +10
Kipto-Mare 14 6 3 5 28 25 21 +3
Casari 14 6 3 5 21 21 21 0
Nanakaland 14 5 1 8 18 27 16 -9
Yafor 2 14 4 3 7 18 21 15 -3
Sonaron 14 4 2 8 23 33 14 -10
Greecedonia 14 4 0 10 11 21 12 -10


Group 6 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Cockbill Street 14 9 3 2 30 13 30 +17
Oaker 14 9 3 2 28 17 30 +11
Hurfordia 14 5 5 4 19 21 20 -2
The South Packerlands 14 6 1 7 16 18 19 -2
Chicanada 14 5 1 8 20 20 16 0
Limbrogidlia 14 4 4 6 15 19 16 -4
Praying2God 14 3 4 7 14 24 13 -10
Nobbsinia 14 3 3 8 14 24 12 -10


Group 7 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Crystilakere 14 11 1 2 34 7 34 +27
Jeruselem 14 7 2 5 22 13 23 +9
Ruventsoria 14 4 7 3 21 22 19 -1
Southern Manchester 14 5 2 7 14 21 17 -7
Klakistany 14 4 4 6 17 21 16 -4
Hypocria 14 4 4 6 12 18 16 -6
Haperd 14 4 3 7 18 24 15 -6
0-0 Is Evil 14 3 5 6 13 25 14 -12


Group 8 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 14 12 2 0 31 1 38 +30
Commerce Heights 14 8 2 4 20 12 26 +8
Caprine States 14 7 1 6 14 17 22 -3
Kylaai 14 4 5 5 13 15 17 -2
Scorthona 14 4 4 6 13 16 16 -3
Disjoepia 14 5 1 8 15 19 16 -4
Brazillico 14 4 3 7 17 24 15 -7
Chileany 14 2 2 10 12 31 8 -19


Group 9 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
EL CID THE HERO 14 11 2 1 36 9 35 +27
Squornshelous 14 9 3 2 21 8 30 +13
Nedalia 14 8 1 5 22 17 25 +5
Tonissia 14 6 2 6 15 25 20 -10
Oliverry 14 6 0 8 16 24 18 -8
Groba 14 4 4 6 20 25 16 -5
Palixia 14 3 1 10 17 26 10 -9
Trianland 14 2 1 11 13 26 7 -13


Group 10 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 14 12 2 0 38 5 38 +33
Eauz 14 10 2 2 32 13 32 +19
The Archregimancy 14 6 3 5 18 22 21 -4
Poppuli 14 5 2 7 15 17 17 -2
Kaze Progressa 14 4 2 8 16 23 14 -7
Wella 14 4 2 8 18 27 14 -9
Spaam 14 4 1 9 14 21 13 -7
Jewish Citizens 14 4 0 10 12 35 12 -23


Group 11 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Bedistan 14 12 2 0 28 2 38 +26
Audioslavia 14 8 3 3 21 9 27 +12
Bettia 14 5 4 5 21 17 19 +4
Kericia 14 4 5 5 17 24 17 -7
PopularFreedom 14 4 4 6 14 18 16 -4
Kurumada 14 4 3 7 11 18 15 -7
San-Lorenzo 14 3 5 6 13 19 14 -6
Viszonia 14 2 2 10 9 27 8 -18


Group 12 Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Svecia 14 11 1 2 39 19 34 +20
Vilita 14 10 3 1 32 10 33 +22
Oglethorpia 14 5 5 4 17 16 20 +1
Liamopolis-Liamton 14 6 2 6 14 22 20 -8
Hockey Canada 14 4 6 4 23 19 18 +4
Righteous Beliefs 14 3 3 8 15 29 12 -14
Elrich 14 3 1 10 18 27 10 -9
The Jam Doughnut 14 3 1 10 10 26 10 -16

QUALIFIERS (26)
Druida
Krytenia
Turori
Nova Britannicus
Liverpool England
Tadjikistan
Total n Utter Insanity
Starblaydia
Fmjphoenix
Five Civilized Nations
One Red Dot
Cockbill Street
Oaker
Crystilakere
Jeruselem
Sarzonia
Commerce Heights
EL CID THE HERO
Rejistania
Eauz
Bedistan
Audioslavia
Vilita
Svecia
Lovisa
Squornshelous


Play off games (home team in first leg first)

The Lowland Clans v Bipedal Apes
Spruitland v Harlesburg
Hurfordia v Kipto-Mare
Ruventsoria v Caprine States
The Archregimancy v Nedalia
Bettia v Oglethorpia

And, as there are no 0-0s again today, we will be presenting The Daily Druid's Karelan Wooden Spoon II to Hockey Canada!
But then, they didn't qualify. Maybe not quite the celebration they were looking for...

Play-Off Leg One

The Lowland Clans 1-1 Bipedal Apes
Spruitland 2-0 Harlesburg
Hurfordia 3-0 Kipto-Mare
Ruventsoria 1-2 Caprine States
The Archregimancy 0-0 Nedalia
Bettia 1-1 Oglethorpia

Play-Off Leg Two

Bipedal Apes 3 - 1 The Lowland Clans
(Bipedal Apes win 4-2 on aggregate)

Harlesburg 1 - 1 Spruitland
(Spruitland win 3-1 on aggregate)

Kipto-Mare 1 - 0 Hurfordia
(Hurfordia win 3-1 on aggregate)

Caprine States 4 - 0 Ruventsoria
(Caprine States win 6-1 on aggregate)

Nedalia 3 - 2 The Archregimancy
(Nedalia win 3-2 on aggregate)

Oglethorpia 3 - 1 Bettia
(Oglethorpia win 4-2 on aggregate)

WORLD CUP 24 GROUP DRAW

Group A (in Druida)
Druida
Tadjikistan
Total n Utter Insanity
Hurfordia

Group B (in Druida)
Crystilakere
Cockbill Street
Oaker
Bipedal Apes

Group C (in Druida)
Starblaydia
Nova Britannicus
Audioslavia
Nedalia

Group D (in Druida)
Bedistan
Vilita
Eauz
Jeruselem

Group E (in Krytenia)
Sarzonia
EL CID THE HERO
Lovisa
Caprine States

Group F (in Krytenia)
Turori
Svecia
One Red Dot
Oglethorpia

Group G (in Krytenia)
Rejistania
Liverpool England
Fmjphoenix
Commerce Heights

Group H (in Krytenia)
Krytenia
Five Civilized Nations
Squornshelous
Spruitland

Schedule

MD1 - 1v3, 2v4
MD2 - 1v2, 3v4
MD3 - 1v4, 2v3

Second round

For the second round, the second placed teams in groups will be made to travel across Atlantian Oceania to the other host nation to play a group winner there. It will go as follows...

D1 1st Group A v 2nd Group E
D2 1st Group B v 2nd Group F
D3 1st Group C v 2nd Group G
D4 1st Group D v 2nd Group H
K1 1st Group E v 2nd Group D
K2 1st Group F v 2nd Group C
K3 1st Group G v 2nd Group B
K4 1st Group H v 2nd Group A

Quarter Finals

QF1 Winner D1 v Winner D2
QF2 Winner D3 v Winner D4
QF3 Winner K1 v Winner K2
QF4 Winner K3 v Winner K4

Semi Finals

Winner QF1 v Winner QF2
Winner QF3 v Winner QF4

Details of which stadia will host which games will be posted soon.

MATCHDAY ONE - DRUIDA

Group A
Druida 1 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity
Tadjikistan 2 - 1 Hurfordia

Group B
Crystilakere 0 - 1 Oaker
Cockbill Street 3 - 1 Bipedal Apes

Group C
Starblaydia 1 - 3 Audioslavia
Nova Britannicus 3 - 2 Nedalia

Group D
Bedistan 3 - 0 Eauz
Vilita 0 - 1 Jeruselem

MATCHDAY ONE - KRYTENIA

Group E
Sarzonia 2 - 0 Lovisa
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 1 Caprine States

Group F
Turori 1 - 1 One Red Dot
Svecia 2 - 1 Oglethorpia

Group G
Rejistania 2 - 1 Fmjphoenix
Liverpool England 2 - 0 Commerce Heights

Group H
Krytenia 2 - 2 Squornshelous
Five Civilized Nations 1 - 2 Spruitland

DRUIDA - MATCHDAY TWO

Group A
Druida 0 - 1 Tadjikistan
Total n Utter Insanity 2 - 0 Hurfordia

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Total n Utter Insanity 2 2 0 0 4 1 +3 6 Q
Tadjikistan 2 2 0 0 3 1 +2 6 Q
Druida 2 0 0 2 1 3 –2 0 E
Hurfordia 2 0 0 2 1 4 –3 0 E

Group B
Crystilakere 1 - 2 Cockbill Street
Oaker 2 - 2 Bipedal Apes

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Cockbill Street 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6 Q
Oaker 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
Bipedal Apes 2 0 1 1 3 5 –2 1
Crystilakere 2 0 0 2 1 3 -2 0 E
Group C
Starblaydia 1 - 1 Nova Britannicus
Audioslavia 3 - 0 Nedalia

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Audioslavia 2 2 0 0 6 1 +5 6 Q
Nova Britannicus 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
Starblaydia 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Nedalia 2 0 0 2 2 6 –4 0 E
Group D
Bedistan 3 - 0 Vilita
Eauz 1 - 2 Jeruselem

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Bedistan 2 2 0 0 6 0 +6 6 Q
Jeruselem 2 2 0 0 3 1 +2 6 Q
Eauz 2 0 0 2 1 5 –4 0 E
Vilita 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0 E

Somewhat belatedly...

KRYTENIA - MATCHDAY TWO

Group E
Sarzonia 1 - 0 EL CID THE HERO
Lovisa 1 - 0 Caprine States

Group E Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 2 2 0 0 3 0 6 +3 Q
Lovisa 2 1 0 1 1 2 3 -1
EL CID THE HERO 2 0 1 1 1 2 1 -1
Caprine States 2 0 1 1 1 2 1 -1

Group F
Turori 3 - 2 Svecia
One Red Dot 1 - 0 Oglethorpia

Group F Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 2 1 1 0 4 3 4 +1
One Red Dot 2 1 1 0 2 1 4 +1
Svecia 2 1 0 1 4 4 3 0
Oglethorpia 2 0 0 2 1 3 0 -2 E

Group G
Rejistania 1 - 0 Liverpool England
Fmjphoenix 1 - 0 Commerce Heights

Group G Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 2 2 0 0 3 1 6 +2 Q
Liverpool England 2 1 0 1 2 1 3 +1
Fmjphoenix 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Commerce Heights 2 0 0 2 0 3 0 -3

Group H
Krytenia 2 - 1 Five Civilized Nations
Squornshelous 1 - 0 Spruitland

Group H Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Krytenia 2 1 1 0 4 3 4 +1
Squornshelous 2 1 1 0 3 2 4 +1
Spruitland 2 1 0 1 2 2 3 0
Five Civilized Nations 2 0 0 2 2 4 0 -2 E

KRYTENIA - MATCHDAY THREE

Group E
Sarzonia 2 - 0 Caprine States
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 1 Lovisa

Group E Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Sarzonia 3 3 0 0 5 0 9 +5
Lovisa 3 1 1 1 2 3 4 -1
EL CID THE HERO 3 0 2 1 2 3 2 -1
Caprine States 3 0 1 2 1 4 1 -3


Group F
Turori 2 - 0 Oglethorpia
Svecia 2 - 2 One Red Dot

Group F Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Turori 3 2 1 0 6 3 7 +3
One Red Dot 3 1 2 0 4 3 5 +1
Svecia 3 1 1 1 6 6 4 0
Oglethorpia 3 0 0 3 1 5 0 -4


Group G
Rejistania 0 - 1 Commerce Heights
Liverpool England 1 - 1 Fmjphoenix

Group G Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Rejistania 3 2 0 0 3 2 6 +1
Liverpool England 3 1 1 1 3 2 4 +1
Fmjphoenix 3 1 1 1 3 3 4 0
Commerce Heights 3 1 0 2 1 3 3 -2


Group H
Krytenia 3 - 1 Spruitland
Five Civilized Nations 1 - 2 Squornshelous

Group H Pl W D L F A Pts GD
Krytenia 3 2 1 0 7 4 7 +3
Squornshelous 3 2 1 0 5 3 7 +2
Spruitland 3 1 0 2 3 5 3 -2
Five Civilized Nations 3 0 0 3 3 6 0 -3

Total n Utter Insanity -| In Druida
|------------|
Lovisa -----------------| |
|------------|
Cockbill Street --------| | |
|------------| |
One Red Dot ------------| |
|------------|
Audioslavia ------------| | |
|------------| | |
Liverpool England ------| | | |
|------------| |
Bedistan ---------------| | |
|------------| |
Squornshelous ----------| |
|------------
Sarzonia ---------------| |
|------------| |
Jeruselem --------------| | |
|------------| |
Turori -----------------| | | |
|------------| | |
Nova Britannicus -------| | |
|------------|
Rejistania -------------| |
|------------| |
Oaker ------------------| | |
|------------|
Krytenia ---------------| |
|------------|
Tadjikistan ------------| In Krytenia

DRUIDA - MATCHDAY THREE

Group A
Druida 0 - 0 Hurfordia
Tadjikistan 1 - 1 Total n Utter Insanity

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Total n Utter Insanity 3 2 1 0 5 2 +3 7 Q
Tadjikistan 3 2 1 0 4 2 +2 7 Q
Druida 3 0 1 2 1 3 –2 1 E
Hurfordia 3 0 1 2 1 4 –3 1 E


Group B
Crystilakere 2 - 0 Bipedal Apes
Cockbill Street 1 - 1 Oaker

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Cockbill Street 3 2 1 0 6 3 +3 7 Q
Oaker 3 1 2 0 4 3 +1 5 Q
Crystilakere 3 1 0 2 3 3 == 3 E
Bipedal Apes 3 0 1 2 3 7 –4 1 E


Group C
Starblaydia 2 - 1 Nedalia
Nova Britannicus 1 - 1 Audioslavia

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Audioslavia 3 2 1 0 7 2 +5 7 Q
Nova Britannicus 3 1 2 0 5 4 +1 5 Q
Starblaydia 3 1 1 1 4 5 -1 4 E
Nedalia 3 0 0 3 3 8 –5 0 E

Group D
Bedistan 1 - 1 Jeruselem
Vilita 1 - 2 Eauz

NAME Pl W D L GF GA GD Pt
Bedistan 3 2 1 0 7 1 +6 7 Q
Jeruselem 3 2 1 0 4 2 +2 7 Q
Eauz 3 1 0 2 3 6 –3 3 E
Vilita 3 0 0 3 1 6 -5 0 E

Total n Utter Insanity -| In Druida
|------------|
Lovisa -----------------| |
|------------|
Cockbill Street --------| | |
|------------| |
One Red Dot ------------| |
|------------|
Audioslavia ------------| | |
|------------| | |
Liverpool England ------| | | |
|------------| |
Bedistan ---------------| | |
|------------| |
Squornshelous ----------| |
|------------
Sarzonia ---------------| |
|------------| |
Jeruselem --------------| | |
|------------| |
Turori -----------------| | | |
|------------| | |
Nova Britannicus -------| | |
|------------|
Rejistania -------------| |
|------------| |
Oaker ------------------| | |
|------------|
Krytenia ---------------| |
|------------|
Tadjikistan ------------| In Krytenia

DRUIDA - SECOND ROUND

Total n Utter Insanity 3 - 2 Lovisa
Cockbill Street 1 - 0 One Red Dot
Audioslavia 0 - 1 Liverpool England
Bedistan 3 - 2 Squornshelous

WORLD CUP DRAW - TOP HALF (Druida)
Total n Utter Insanity -|
| T'n'UI -------|
Lovisa -----------------| |
|---------------|
Cockbill Street --------| | |
| C'bill Street | |
One Red Dot ------------| |
|---------------|
Audioslavia ------------| |
| Liv. England -| |
Liverpool England ------| | |
|---------------|
Bedistan ---------------| |
| Bedistan -----|
Squornshelous ----------|

KRYTENIA - SECOND ROUND

Sarzonia 2 - 1 Jeruselem

Turori 1 - 1 Nova Britannicus
Turori 2 - 1 Nova Britannicus (AET)

Rejistania 0 - 0 Oaker
Rejistania 0 - 0 Oaker (AET)
Rejistania 7 - 8 Oaker (PENS)

Krytenia 3 - 2 Tadjikistan


WORLD CUP DRAW - BOTTOM HALF (Krytenia)

Sarzonia ---------|
| Sarzonia --|
Jeruselem --------| |
|------------|
Turori -----------| | |
| Turori ----| |
Nova Britannicus -| |
|------------
Rejistania -------| |
| Oaker -----| |
Oaker ------------| | |
|------------|
Krytenia ---------| |
| Krytenia --|
Tadjikistan ------|

DRUIDA - QUARTER-FINALS

Total n Utter Insanity 1-0 Cockbill Street
Liverpool England 2-1 Bedistan

WORLD CUP DRAW - TOP HALF (Druida)
Total n Utter Insanity -|
| T'n'UI -------|
Lovisa -----------------| |
| T.n.U.I. -----|
Cockbill Street --------| | |
| C'bill Street | |
One Red Dot ------------| |
|---------------|
Audioslavia ------------| |
| Liv. England -| |
Liverpool England ------| | |
| Liv. England -|
Bedistan ---------------| |
| Bedistan -----|
Squornshelous ----------|

KRYTENIA - QUARTER-FINALS

Sarzonia 2 - 0 Turori

Krytenia 4 - 3 Oaker


WORLD CUP DRAW - BOTTOM HALF (Krytenia)

Sarzonia ---------|
| Sarzonia --|
Jeruselem --------| |
| Sarzonia --|
Turori -----------| | |
| Turori ----| |
Nova Britannicus -| |
|------------
Rejistania -------| |
| Oaker -----| |
Oaker ------------| | |
| Krytenia --|
Krytenia ---------| |
| Krytenia --|
Tadjikistan ------|

KRYTENIAN SEMI-FINAL

Sarzonia 2-2 Krytenia
Sarzonia 2-2 Krytenia (AET)
Sarzonia 9-8 Krytenia (APK)

DRUIDAN SEMI-FINAL

TnUI 1-1 Liverpool England
TnUI 1-1 Liverpool England (AET)
TnUI 4-5 Liverpool England (PK)

The match for third place, at The Hole in Moorestown, Druida, finished...

Krytenia 2-1 Total n Utter Insanity

WORLD CUP XXIV FINAL
@ The Davis Memorial Stadium, Everton City, Krytenia

Sarzonia 1-2 Liverpool England (aet: FT 1-1)