Lardantuon
04-08-2005, 20:27
LARDANTUON NATIONAL TEAM ANNOUNCED
Dragon Pigs Team For Cup
NATION - LARDANTUON NICKNAME - THE PIG DRAGONS
HOME KIT - RED AND BLACK STRIPESAWAY KIT - BLACK AND BLUE STRIPES
MANAGER - Jamie Marjoram- Twice Voted Player And Manager Of The Year
Captain-Flabbo Pieface
GOALIES
Jamie Marjoram-A Keeper Whose Amazing Reflexes get the team out of very sticky situations - and whose safe hands keep a grip on victory. sometimes his one on one skills Horrify the Manager and at other times send him to heaven. he is popular amongst the team and has a good sense of humor .STARTER
The TRAMP-Unpopular. Smelly. brilliant one on one skills are valuable, his catching and keeping skills are good but not brilliant. his reflexes not good. Unfunny uncool.
Defence- Starters
Phil Baggott-A Defender whose tackling is brilliant and his marking good. he is funny and popular and the manager counts on him to stop advancing attackers.Good air skills are also in this player.
Grump- GRUMPY but funny and popular. His Brilliant Marking Skills Surpass the best his tackling is fair and so are his air skills.
Bill Schmill- A Defender Whose Air Skills And Will To Win fend of the best crosses and corners Extremely Popular And Funny it shows this in His Biography- Just A Defender!!!!
Lardo- A Defending God- His Air Skills ,Tackling , Marking And The Will to win flattens strikers- Literally i"ll tell you how later. He Is Popular and funny his only problems are..... his speed and hisBelly he flattens players!! ans sometimes unfortunately ours. He Is A Grandson Of The Republic Of Lardantuons Living God Flabbicus.
Flabbicus bred two EnORMOUS pigs and Bang! out Came Lardantuon- Seventeen Feet HiGH Fourty feet wide a God. Wouldnt Of Been cut into bacon if the country wasnt starving in bacon. Fortunately Lardantuons Sons Were Only Five Feet Short Of Lardantuons Full Size When they were fully grown then cut into Bacon- All except one who is still alive same size as lardantuon .....Lardantuon 2.
Bob- Decent everything. SUB
Midfield-Starters
Abbreas Emre- Yes Hes Related To the newcastle midfielder Emre! This guys got lovely skills and can perform them to baffle the opponents .His Superb Passing creates crosses And One on One Opportunities. This guys speed and shooting skills are good so he gives the team a few goals,popular-Very.
Dan MCkormack- Nickname Big Boot- And Rightfully So! This guy scores from the half way line earning his team goals his skills are decent, his air skills and tackling are very good
and his passing is superb a popular guy in the locker room.
Ben Marjoram- In the Team At ONLYONLY Six Dont Underestimate him he runs through opponents legs and causes groin damage flicks the ball over heads with ease passes very well skills opponents and shoots to get goals for the team
O riley Billkston- Good Everything But Crossing is brilliant
Strikers-Starters
Adam Norton-Skillful-Very His Passing is good(when he passes RARE!) and his shots are weak but are always down or up in the corners and his airskills are good and his skills are-Brilliant!
Captain and God Flabbo Pieface- Another living relative of Flabbicus shooting brilliant-skills marvellous- Speed- Since hes obese Slow Passing- Brilliant And Air Skills And Leadership- Perfect Living Proof Of A Striker God - Flabbicus
Manager Jamie Marjoram And Keepers Only Words were
GO GET EM LADS
Dragon Pigs Team For Cup
NATION - LARDANTUON NICKNAME - THE PIG DRAGONS
HOME KIT - RED AND BLACK STRIPESAWAY KIT - BLACK AND BLUE STRIPES
MANAGER - Jamie Marjoram- Twice Voted Player And Manager Of The Year
Captain-Flabbo Pieface
GOALIES
Jamie Marjoram-A Keeper Whose Amazing Reflexes get the team out of very sticky situations - and whose safe hands keep a grip on victory. sometimes his one on one skills Horrify the Manager and at other times send him to heaven. he is popular amongst the team and has a good sense of humor .STARTER
The TRAMP-Unpopular. Smelly. brilliant one on one skills are valuable, his catching and keeping skills are good but not brilliant. his reflexes not good. Unfunny uncool.
Defence- Starters
Phil Baggott-A Defender whose tackling is brilliant and his marking good. he is funny and popular and the manager counts on him to stop advancing attackers.Good air skills are also in this player.
Grump- GRUMPY but funny and popular. His Brilliant Marking Skills Surpass the best his tackling is fair and so are his air skills.
Bill Schmill- A Defender Whose Air Skills And Will To Win fend of the best crosses and corners Extremely Popular And Funny it shows this in His Biography- Just A Defender!!!!
Lardo- A Defending God- His Air Skills ,Tackling , Marking And The Will to win flattens strikers- Literally i"ll tell you how later. He Is Popular and funny his only problems are..... his speed and hisBelly he flattens players!! ans sometimes unfortunately ours. He Is A Grandson Of The Republic Of Lardantuons Living God Flabbicus.
Flabbicus bred two EnORMOUS pigs and Bang! out Came Lardantuon- Seventeen Feet HiGH Fourty feet wide a God. Wouldnt Of Been cut into bacon if the country wasnt starving in bacon. Fortunately Lardantuons Sons Were Only Five Feet Short Of Lardantuons Full Size When they were fully grown then cut into Bacon- All except one who is still alive same size as lardantuon .....Lardantuon 2.
Bob- Decent everything. SUB
Midfield-Starters
Abbreas Emre- Yes Hes Related To the newcastle midfielder Emre! This guys got lovely skills and can perform them to baffle the opponents .His Superb Passing creates crosses And One on One Opportunities. This guys speed and shooting skills are good so he gives the team a few goals,popular-Very.
Dan MCkormack- Nickname Big Boot- And Rightfully So! This guy scores from the half way line earning his team goals his skills are decent, his air skills and tackling are very good
and his passing is superb a popular guy in the locker room.
Ben Marjoram- In the Team At ONLYONLY Six Dont Underestimate him he runs through opponents legs and causes groin damage flicks the ball over heads with ease passes very well skills opponents and shoots to get goals for the team
O riley Billkston- Good Everything But Crossing is brilliant
Strikers-Starters
Adam Norton-Skillful-Very His Passing is good(when he passes RARE!) and his shots are weak but are always down or up in the corners and his airskills are good and his skills are-Brilliant!
Captain and God Flabbo Pieface- Another living relative of Flabbicus shooting brilliant-skills marvellous- Speed- Since hes obese Slow Passing- Brilliant And Air Skills And Leadership- Perfect Living Proof Of A Striker God - Flabbicus
Manager Jamie Marjoram And Keepers Only Words were
GO GET EM LADS