NationStates Jolt Archive

[OOC: See this as an attempt to get into a decent FT war or two. I've been out for a while... not that I ever really was in. *curses obscurity*.]

Greetings. You have been selected to receive this email because a recent news scan shows you may have need of our services.

We are the Augmented. We provide fleet or ground support for a reasonable price to those who would otherwise be unable to afford a effective force.

Fleet Services:
Planetary bombardment
Blockading
Fire support
Convoy defense
Transport of goods through hostile territory
Pirate eradication
All offensive and defensive ship-to-ship actions, including fleet engagements.

Ground Services:
Bodyguards
Eliminations
Demolitions
Weapon delivery
All small-scale offensive and defensive actions

Available Fleet Ships:
AFS 2 "Unicorn": MD-3 Ore chucker converted for planetary bombardment, anti-fighter, or anti-capital engagements.
AFS 1 "Coward's Pride": MD-4 mining vessel converted for insertion, fighter carrying, and bombardment.
AFS 3 "Medusa": Custom-built destroyer for action against carriers and other capital ships.
AFS 4 "Harpsichord": Custom-built gunboat for covert actions.
AFS 5 "G-Force": Scrounged racing corvette, retrofitted with shielding and armor. Fastest in the fleet.
AFS 6 "Beacon Machine": An entity in her own right.
AFS 7 "Golden Mole": MD-2 miner and transport.
AFS 8 "Earthworm": MD-2 miner and transport.
AFS 9 "Jackhammer": Modified MD-2 boarding vessel and transport.
AFS 10 "Knox": Custom-built shield carrier. For full-scale fleet engagements only.
AFS 11 "Ironclad": Custom-built coil battleship. For full-scale fleet engagements only.
AFS 12 "First's Blessing": Flagship. For full-scale fleet engagements only.

Prices are negotiated on a per contract basis. Contacting us is free; do it today, and win your war- whether it be against pirates, terrorists, Space Invaders, or the evil rebels on the next planet over.

Dropbox: ftp://augmented.noneofyourbuisness.khr (Extended Unicode or ASCII only)
E-Mail: augmented@noneofyourbuisness.khr
IRC: irc.noneofyourbuisness.khr on channel: #aug_contact
VR: metaVR://gameswithoutfrontiers.noneofyourbuisness.khr (Look for us in Crater City, in the deep mines)
Complaints: fido@noneofyourbuisness.khr

Comrades, we are currently engaged in a massive war against ESUS, Allanea, GPE, etc. We require your services to open a second front and bring this war to a whole new playing field. In exchange, we will give you (upon terms set in IRC):

Eighty million US or equivalent every free months. Mutally agreed-upon bonus for battles won depending on difficulty of the battle.

3/4ths of all spoils.

We will also keep you on retainer for any odd jobs we need you for, and we will negotiate that at the end of the war should we be successful.

Good luck.

Terms accepted.