NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings from our grand palaces overlooking the magnificent waterfalls of the Vineyards, beyond the national forests of central Gognac. We raise a toast to the spirit of peace we have enjoyed in the world of NationStates.

I, Minister of Foreign Affairs, would like to invite all peace-loving national leaders to our lush country for a glass of our fine liquors and draught beers and join together in perpetual peace.

Allow me to introduce our marvelous nation: Our 6 million inhabitants live in simple, peaceful complaisence, enjoying a diet of finely malted ales and mostly indigeonous plantlife. We respect and worship our wildlife, and only consume them when it becomes necessary for survival.

Our great nation's laws protect privacy, promote equality, and endorse lawful peace within our borders. We believe that the mind-altering herbs of the land are gifts from the omnipotents Great White Cognac, and we promote their use among our people.

We have no army, save a border-protecting militia that has sworn to their death to keep our borders.

We hope we will have dealings with many of you.

Signed,
The Grand Minister of Foreign Relations, on behalf of our magnificent leader, The Grand Cognac

The Democratic Republic of Fatus Maximus has chosen to respond to this gracious invitation by sending it's ambassador, Big Friendly Fat Guy, to discuss foreign affairs and to get roaring drunk from your liquor. He will arrive in your capital city at the appointed time via 1987 Oldsmobile.

We welcome your delegate with joyous vigor - and offer you a free oil change for your pimp ride. We shall have our Minister of Motor Maintenaince standing by to assist you.

Will you agree to an exchange of embassies?

Certainly. Requirements for our own embassy are relatively modest- one Ambassador, three or four assistants, two guards, and a garage for the 1987 Oldsmobile. Big Friendly Fat Guy also requests that his office contain a mini-bar and that the embassy itself be within walking distance of a International House of Pancakes. We would encourage the formation of a mutual alliance, as well.

You have your requests - the IHOP deal shouldn't be an issue. IHOP is our fine coutry's official restaraunt. We appreciate their willingness to feed our marijuana-fueled munchie-fests at 3 am with reasonable prices and high-quality pancakes.

Excellent. I'll include you in both the embassy exchange and allies lists when I update my factbook. I'll want to see the results of the oil change first, however. :D