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Wise-tales at "Bob's Bar"

Wazzu
25-07-2005, 04:50
A long time from now in a galaxy far, far away, lies a pub at the edge of a chaotic and wild sector of space. It's alien owner's name is unprenouncable, but the name of the place roughly translates as "Bob's Bar."

As if hitting a glass wall, the three pirate vessels suddenly pealed away from the merchant ship they were chasing. This came as something of suprise and shock to the crew of the light freighter, for their ship was heavily damaged and couldn't run much longer. The pirates ought to have had them...so why did they fall back?

A quick check of the nearby systems showed nothing unusual, in fact, it showed not much at all. It seemed the only thing nearby was a small bar, it's location and identity only known because of it's FTL transponder...a stupid little thing that played the same bad commercial over and over and over.

With little other choice, the small crew turned their ship towards this only known inhabited place, crossing their fingers they were not walking into something worse.

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The outside of the bar was quite messy. As some might say "A hole in the wall", this dump was definately "A hole in a 'roid." A small semi-spherical mining habitat (the cheap dome-type that could be found on countless asteroids in countless systems) seemed to make up its center, with the rest of the place an odd mixture of half-destroyed ships, scavenged satelites, and other junk.

A few spaceworthy (if barely) ships were docked outside; a small hydrogen fuel tanker, a Kaynik Anarchy spacecraft, a smooth ceramic alien looking ship colored in soft pastelles, a much rougher industrial style ship, a tiny ship with no apparant drives, and a small odd-looking ship full of holes.

From the dockyards, it was obvious this was not the type of bar frequented by merchants. But the pirates weren't nearby, and the crew was desperate for a place to stop and make repairs.

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A short dock and EVA later (the place didn't even have true pressurized docking ports...or at least not one for the merchant freighter), and the crew entered the bar. If anything, it was seedier then the outside.

The patrons of the joint sat in their own isolated groups, speaking in whispers in the ruddy yellow light. The squat, blue Kayniks had moved a couple of badly damaged tables together to seat their group of 9. A Sirnef at the bar was serving something that looked entirely too big for a tiny Piquino customer. A Knnn sat wailing in a corner (nobody else save one dared sit near it), singing a strange alien language that only another methane breather might understand. It's T'CA ('n) buddy didn't look to happy, it's multiple heads wavering as tiny animals that looked like three glowing sticks attached to a ball walked all over it's body.

And with a shout of laughter, there was one more patron noticed...an odd looking creature that the crew was sure would look quite unstable even if it were not drunk. It's pale white, wrinkled skin was framed by a thinning silvery-white mane. For a few seconds, it tried to get up, to support it's portly frame on its two long, slender legs, but sank back into it's chair uneasilly.

It waved over to the newcommers, apparantly happily drunk and certainly not much of a threat. And hey, why not? Maybe it was an easy target to get some spare parts or fuel. And so the three Merchants who had entered the bar walked over to the old alien, trying to look casual.

The alien broke out in a grin of yellow, broken teeth, and spoke in a thick accent, "Hey! Welcome! Have a seat! Barmaid! Drinks for my friends!"

Then he turned to look at the crew. "You fellas look like you got yourselves stuck in a hole, uh?" the alien laughed, "Well don't feel too bad, you lot aren't so alone here. You should see the bind I'm in!"

With quizical looks more brought on by understanding only half the words though the aliens thick accent and thicker drunkenness rather then by actual interest, the three merchants inavertantly spurred the old alien on.

"Aye. I betya never seen one of me haveya now?" it inquired. "Some of these fine patrons are passing threw, the barmaid, ('HEY BARMAID!' he shouted again) says she's stuck, and me? I'm lost far from home. Come from a place called Earth ya know."

Earth, even out here in another galactic cluster, the name was recognizable. The legands about it were various...the capital of the universe's largest empire, the universes largest cesspool, a huge fracture in space-time. It was the Jackelope of merchant lore, and no one really believed the stories. But they were fun to tell and listen too, and it was rare to see it from a (friendly) alien's perspective. So the group decided in silent to listen to the old ruffian's story....

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OOC: More to come later.
Wazzu
27-07-2005, 06:30
"Ahhh, yes, Earth," the old alien said, stroking his long silver-white maine with the 5 stubby manipulators of his right hairless paw. "I can see yar interested in that. Most are. And let me tell ya, it's as wild and crazy as they say. I dare say most of the rumors I've heard even way out here have some basis in truth.

"Earth is a huge planet that orbits a single, un-unique yellow star. No one knows how a rocky body got so big, or how it has such low gravity, it just does. But it's large surface area has allowed multiple tens of thousands of billions of people to live on its surface. People of every kind, mortal, immortal, machine, and some say gods. I can't attest for the last, I can only tell my own story.

"I came from a populus, crowded little nation called Wazzu, and I shared my 50 square foot apartment" the translation came across in the appropriate amount of space for the local dialect "with my parrents and 3 siblings. I hated it, I had to get out, and so as soon as I came of age, I found myself a job on a small cargo ship. Ya probably saw her when you came in.

"When I boarded her, I had no idea how long I'd call her home...or what the near future was to bring."

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~~~Squigily Memory Intro~~~
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A young man (our storyteller at a far younger age) was rapidly loading cargo canisters aboard his newfound ship. The scenery outside the spaceport windows was beautiful, an artificial ring around a small moon orbiting a gas jiant. But the man had no time to look on it, he was busy. Only one thing could distract him, and it did.

"Jeffers!" it was the skipper's voice, and the young man looked up. "What are you doing?"

The captain was unsuccessfully trying to hide a smile, betraying his joking attitude, so the young man responded in like sarcasm. "Some old hag of a man told me to start loading!" Jeffers said, "seemed to think he was all that, and played it off well!"

The skipper laughed, and got a little more serious, "Well, that old hag tells me we gotta take them off now." At the young man's look of confusion, his CO continued. "Contract has been cancled. We have a new one. Welcome to Skipper Frank's transportation service, one-way flights to Brenard's Star."

This was only half a suprise. The news that people were fleeing the city for dangerous alien jungles and half-terraformed Sol planets was old...but Jeffers hadn't expected his little independant ship to get involved.

"Don't worry, the gov will cover the costs. And they even hint at expanded service in the future. We got a good deal." The captain was now near his most junior crewman, and started helping Jeffers unload the canisters....
Wazzu
30-07-2005, 19:07
Back in the bar, the old alien gave it a break as the drinks arrived. It was something that was unnervingly glowing, and the sight of it was apparantly keeping the old man from annoying the barmaid.

"Ahh, here we go! Best stuff this side of the rift!" he said...though still unknown to the crew he said that about anything these days. "Anyway, where was I? Oh, the ship, right.

"Well, we stuck to ferrying people and cargo back and fourth between Earth and a nearby star, Brenard's Star." he said monotonously, making it feel like a boring job while forgetting to mention who Brenard was. "It was boring, just shipwork, but we earned good money for it.

"And then the orders came in. We were to pick a few people up from a shipyard, join a convoy to the Raumreich, and then split from it in a warzone. The skipper, well, he tried to end that contract right there. But the government wouldn't have it, and the compensation offered was more then adiquate.

"The last few weeks had seen us pull in quite a bit of money, greed overtook us, and finally, the captain consented. We would be going to the Raumreich all right, to a little Verniian planet in a star system called Acler."
Wazzu
30-07-2005, 21:23
"We pulled into the shipyard not a day later, wondering who we would bring onboard. When no one showed up at first, the skipper went off to find someone. It wasn't long after that everything started happening at once.

"I was standing watch at the airlock when a beautiful woman approached me. She had shoulderlength red hair, and her skin was free of bemishes. Unfortionately, she was too old for me, and didn't look too interested...."

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"Can I help you?" the young man asked the approaching woman.

"Yes." she said, unhappily, "I am Jaina Rose, I have been assigned to your ship, where is the Captain?" Jaina held out her 'orders' as she asked the question.

For his part, the young man, Jeffers, was a bit taken aback. He was still new, and had not run into a situation like this. "Looking for you." he said, looking over the paper and wondering exactly what she meant when she said assigned to the ship. He thought they were just picking up a passenger.

Then he noticed something else. There were five names on this paper, nost just hers. As he looked back up and opened his mouth to protest, a man came around the corner, approached Jaina from behind, and gave her a loving squeeze.

Jeffers' com chose that moment to speak up. "Ahhh, cappin', this is Rena, we've got some company people down on the dock with a long list of some things you're not going to like. I could use some support."

"Get Jeffers to help out Rena, I'm looking for our contact."

Jeffers didn't let any more time waste. "Captain, they've just arrived," he spoke up. Three children ran past him, and started playing on the airlock door, "all five of them sir." he added.

There was a pause on the radio, and Jeffers imagined his captain's sigh. "Is their paperwork right?" the skipper asked.

"Yes sir." Jeffers replied.

"Alright. Let 'em in, lock the hatch behind you, and get them some quarters. Rena, I'll be right over."

"Aye sir." Rana replied, just as Jeffers said his own, "Roger that."

Jeffers velcroed his comm unit back onto his coverall front and led the family aboard the ship, being careful to lock the hatch behind him. No one would be there to keep watch while he played host.
Wazzu
31-07-2005, 23:41
"With Mrs. Rose's family, a couple of soldiers, and a lot of cargo, we left the shipyard and formed up with a large number of older ships. It was easy to tell that they had undergone quick and extensive modification, the Raumreich was not a safe place and there were few military ships that could accompany us. Or, I should say, accompany them.

"We sailed the currents of hyperspace slowly on the short trip to Alpha Centauri to be sure everyone could keep up. It was a good time for us to get to know each other. We even started to convince each other everything would be fine when we anchored back into realspace and saw the activity. It was a bad omen, something was going on. But what can ya do when a contract has ya by the ba...heart?

"We entered the Raumreich wormhole system as planned 4 hours later and arrived at a star called Yalta not a second later. That was our divergence point, and the real start of our journey. The other ships were going to stay and rest before going another direction. We aimed ourselves for Acler, stole up our spirits, raised our sails, and dissappeared into hyperspace.

"This time, without anyone to wait, we didn't go slow. Acler was a long ways off, and it took us a couple days to get there."
Wazzu
04-08-2005, 03:12
~~~~~~~~~Squigly Memory Marker~~~~~~~~~

"And...we are comming out of hyperspace...now." The ship's navigator, Justin Lager spoke up, as the odd shapes of hyperspace were replaced by stars that did not make up the usual constillations.

We are a long way from home. Jeffers realized. Further then I've ever been anyway.

His thoughts were interupted as he heard his skipper speaking.

"--Of the Independant Starship Pioneer requesting approach vector and docking permission near Acler."

Jeffer's noticed his captain then sat back and waited without switching on the repeater. Normally, they would have to wait for a lightspeed message to get through, but with that MangalaCorp Nu-Space comm unit, who knew?

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A drunken old alien rose his now wobbling arm to signal another round of drinks.