Cherry Cup 15 (yikes) - sign up for the fastest game on ice
[NS]Kalaallit Nunaat
16-07-2005, 23:44
hockey hockey hockey hockey
sign up for the 15th cherry cup here
now with a 24% pay cut for all players!
Starblaydia
16-07-2005, 23:49
Starblaydia signs up, with the threat to not say anything if dice are used again.
The Turori Frozen Eels would like to sign up
Harlesburg
17-07-2005, 00:28
signs up
Hockey Canada
17-07-2005, 00:41
Hockey Canada is in for the 7th try
Spruitland
17-07-2005, 00:46
After ending in the top 4 twice in a row, the Spruitland Ice Bunnies naturally sign up again.
Tonissia
17-07-2005, 01:07
[Coach Z voice]We be siner oopers[/Coach Z]
Robotopolis
17-07-2005, 01:13
Robotopolis signs up, threating to capture their thrid Cup even after Hockey Canada shot the rankings straight to hell by not posting the Post-13 rankings.
Hockey Canada
17-07-2005, 01:21
We threaten to actually win a cup, because we've been screwed for quite some time.
Liverpool England
17-07-2005, 01:29
Liverpool England Ice Terminators are in. We'll ofer to host ONLY if no one else steps forward.
Bipedal Apes
17-07-2005, 01:38
RBA will again send whatever volunteers it can find on the streets of Bananapolis and Bananaton. Expect to see lots more apes sliding around haphazardly and possibly becoming injured by sticks and boot-blades.
Fmjphoenix
17-07-2005, 05:16
Fmjphoenix Blades will come back and threaten to skate on their hands and use their feet for the sticks if dice are used.
Chicanada
17-07-2005, 05:21
Chicanada sings up, and as I think I rp'ed in like half the posts I made during XIV, are submitting a bid to host this cup.
Um...we threaten to crush all dice.
Tanah Burung
17-07-2005, 05:34
The Cassowaries will attempt to recoup their shame and return to world glory. We threaten to have the coach escorted into the host country in some form of disguise.
Iansisle
17-07-2005, 09:38
... and possibly becoming injured by sticks and boot-blades.
Especially if they play the Gulls, whose goal is more to injure the other team than to score goals.
"You win by forfit if the other team's dead!"
(oh, and I sign up :D)
The Icebergs are up for another crack, and they promise to do some practice before turning up. How we managed to win three games is a mystery to us.
The Gulf States
17-07-2005, 15:32
The Gulf States Peliceans sign up for another year. And we threaten that the host use dice or whatever means that can get us to another Final Four appearance ... or maybe even a Cup itself.
The _Susa_ Black Eyed Susans sign up for the Cherry Cup. Salary caps all around!
Oliverry
17-07-2005, 16:41
The Oliverrian Hockey Association will send in a team composed only of French speakers.
The Oliverriano-Limbrogidlian Hockey Union will send in a hosting bid for Cherry Cup XV
Tonissia
17-07-2005, 18:12
Meet the team
Coach (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_cz.html)
Team president (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_hs.html)
genral Manager (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_sb.html)
Our medical trainer (//http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_cheat.html)
Our star player (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_sm.html)
our mascot (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_pp.html)
Cheerleader (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_marzy.html)
Our Concession stand guy (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_bubs.html)
Zamboni Driver (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_kot.html)
our Janitor (http://homestarrunner.com/vcr_poop.html)
Robotopolis
18-07-2005, 03:30
More Threatening: Robotopolis threatens, nay, GUARENTEES(sp?) a new coach for the 15th cup. And he/she(it?) SHALL BE ADORABLE! YES! FEAR!
*evil laughter, fly away, crash into ceiling, OH GOD MY EYES*
Druida sign up, threatening to disguise ourselves as The Mushroom Kingship for luck.
Krytenia
19-07-2005, 04:39
The Krytenia Aces (we're the annoying guys in sky blue) sign up once more.
Threats:
1) To disguise ourselves as Druida, pre soberisation. DRINK!
2) To steam dice, Melmond style!
3) To beat those pesky dwarves at their own game. Three words for Starblaydia: Multiple. Axe. Wounds.
4) To actually threaten to be a threat, thereby fulfilling the CC14 threat.
5) To RP more than four times in the entire tournament.
6) To host if Krytenia/Druida misses out on the footie.
7) To get this list into double figures before the end of signups.
Sarzonia
19-07-2005, 04:45
After several cups absence, the Sarzonia Blizzards return to the Cherry Cup rink.
Squornshelous
20-07-2005, 02:50
Squornshelous signs up. We threaten to push the red button.
Twice.
Very Angry Rabbits
20-07-2005, 16:26
*out for a moonlight stroll in the park, by chance we come upon a clandestine meeting. as we round a bend in the walk we see the silhouette of two figures beneath a great oak. startled, we stop, and overhear...*
"But - we did the best we could."
"Otto, my furry little friend, not good enough."
"But we were trying..."
"You're very trying, Otto."
"No - I mean, what else could we have done? Last is last."
"Don't give me that. You were running the flippin' tournament, Otto. You could have made it work."
"How could we be less than last?"
"You had the Dice under your control. They made the decisions - you pushed the buttons."
"I never pushed..."
"Not the Red Buttons, Otto - it's allegorical. You had control."
"Of crocodiles?"
"Are you really this stupid? I said Allegorical - I said nothing about crocodiles or alligators. They aren't even the same animal, ya little pinhead."
"If..."
"...pigs had wings, they'd fly. Look, perhaps this will go better if you locate your mouth, and ensure it stays shut until I'm through talking."
"...urmph..."
"Was I not extremely clear in my instructions?"
"..."
"That was your cue to say something, Otto, m'boy. Speak!"
"Yes. You were very clear that..."
"Stop! How about one word answers? Can you do one word answers?"
"Yes."
"Excellent! Progress - we're making progress. So, I was clear?"
"Yes."
"And, you knew what the goal was?"
"Yes."
"And, you failed to achieve that goal?"
"Yes...but..."
"Uh! One word responses! What was the goal again, Knucklehead?"
"Last."
"Nope. Try again."
"Er..."
"That wasn't even a word. Try again."
"Thirty-eighth."
"CORRECT! Give the man...er...rabbit a kewpie doll! But, you didn't get thirty-eighth place, did you, Ot?"
"No, but..."
"How many words?"
"One. But..."
"Oh, for the love of Mike! What? But what?"
"But, how could we be thirthy-eighth out of thirty-three?"
"Your problem, Ot. Not mine."
"But we were dead last!"
"So?"
"Are you gonna help us, or not?"
"Have you made the appropriate monetary deposit in small, unmarked bills in a plane brown paper bag?"
"Yes, and..."
"Then I'll think about it."
"Should we have the chickens on hand?"
"That would be wise, Otto. That would be wise."
*the taller of the two silouhettes turns and abruptly walks through the trunk of the oak, dispersing itself on one side and gathering itself back together on the far side. as it makes it's way down the path away from us, we notice it appears to be wearing burgundy robes and a hooded midnight blue cape. the second silhouette's shoulders slump, and it turns to walk away in the opposite direction, muttering under it's breath to itself. we decide that someplace else is the place to be, and immediately go there.*
um...VAR is in - but will not be able to "take part" from 24 July thru about 31 July. as long as that's okay with everyone. otherwise, we'll hafta take this one off.
Bipedal Apes
20-07-2005, 19:22
Salary caps all around!
Salary caps?! You mean you pay hockey team? In RBA, team is composed of all volunteers (many found living in alleys) who play for love of being airlifted to strange foreign country and injured by stick-bearing gulls or own incompetence balancing on frozen water. Paying team salary would destroy artistic integrity of game. Not to mention costing lots of money.
Squornshelous
21-07-2005, 04:13
We threaten to actually win a cup, because we've been screwed for quite some time.
You've been screwed?
The Casari Freshmen are more than willing to take part in an illustrious international competition and more than likely fail completely at every turn.
Bipedal Apes
21-07-2005, 05:39
The Casari Freshmen are more than willing to take part in an illustrious international competition and more than likely fail completely at every turn.
That depends largely on the officiating style, as the previous CC proved.
Yes, but victory is much better when your expectations are massively low.
Very Angry Rabbits
21-07-2005, 13:58
Sign-ups for Cherry Cup XV have been moved to page 4
Very Angry Rabbits
21-07-2005, 15:17
The Guild of Dice, Sporting Referees, Umpires, Judges, and Zambonie Drivers, as it's last official act with regard to the Don Cherry Cup XIV, announces, publishes, proclaims, and sets forth, with little or no intent to incite rioting, the following listing of Post-Cup Standings. Those wishing to take issue with these standings may sit down, or file a Formal Complaint and Grievance with the Guild. All complaints will be regarded as serious matters, and will be officially reviewed, discussed, voted on, and discarded. Changes in standings based on grievances stand such a miniscule chance as to be laughable. The Statistics and Meatloaf Sub-division of the Board of Irreputable Publications have calculated these chances to be slightly less than that of a snow ball in hell.
Without further ado (in fact, as far as we can tell, with no ado whatsoever):
International Ice Hockey Standings*
1 The Mushroom Kingship
2 The Gulf States
3 Kalaallit Nunaat
4 Spruitland
5 Lovisa
6 Vilita
7 Hockey Canada
8 Robotopolis
9 Krytenia
10 Liverpool England
11 Euroslavia
12 Kericai
13 Starblaydia
14 Vtorbetin
15 Hypocria
16 Harlesburg
17 Tonissia
18 Daistallia 2104
19 The South Packerlands
20 Corneliu
21 Bedistan
22 Chicanada
23 Iansisle
24 Formal Dances
25 Bipedal Apes
26 Fmjphoenix
27 Druida
28 Oliverry
29 Betia
30 Squornshelous
31 Poppuli
32 Tanah Burung
38 Very Angry Rabbits
*subject to ridicule, conjecture, and perfect as the butt of jokes or jests. not binding in canada, zimbabwe, ireland, or any nation or country where the name is spelled with letters. this includes actual as well as fantasmagorical lands, nations, kingdoms, and any collection of intelligent or semi-sentient beings that gather in any manner for a communal form of government. five cent deposit refundable in all states except those with a population. if you can read this, you're too close.
Being new to this competition, would it be too late to make a threat at this point?
Geisenfried
21-07-2005, 23:28
The Geisenfried National Team, The Grizzlies, would like to sign up for the Cherry Cup XV, if it is still possible.
Very Angry Rabbits
22-07-2005, 00:54
Being new to this competition, would it be too late to make a threat at this point?Threats are encouraged at this point, at that point...at any point you can find.
Hockey Canada
22-07-2005, 02:27
32 Tanah Burung
38 Very Angry Rabbits
wow VAR, don't have to be THAT hard on yourself, 5 imaginary teams between you two?
7 Hockey Canada
8 Robotopolis
OH YES!!! BEATING THOSE DAMN ROBOTS!!!
2nd threat: To finish ahead of Robotopolis by forcing them to use low-grade batteries. To finish ahead of Starblaydia by adding each player to the Hockey Canadian dwarf-tossing league (axes won't do them good). Finally to finish ahead of Mushrooms (because that's just sad).
3rd threat: Threaten to have more threats than Krytenia
4th Threat: Threaten to get that girl from South Park to kill all the baby bunnies in the world.
5th Threat: To improve my ranking by 10 spots (hard but we can do it!!!)
6th Threat: Threaten to eat all the _________ (i'm sure VAR can think of something witty)
7th Threat: To love everyone (Really!)
8th Threat: To ridicule Fmjphoenix for his U21 loss to HC, and especially Starblaydia for their 2nd round falter. HA!!!
Very Angry Rabbits
22-07-2005, 02:33
32 Tanah Burung
38 Very Angry Rabbits
wow VAR, don't have to be THAT hard on yourself, 5 imaginary teams between you two?There is more to that than meets the eye. A subtle reason lies behind it.
The Mushroom Kingship
22-07-2005, 02:39
OOC This Must Be the First Time A puppet has ever won a Major NS Tournement Not to mention Low Post Count
We'll Sign Down to
errrrrrrrr.....Up :p
I shall threaten to possess a position in the IIHS either before the next edition of the Cherry Cup begins/naptime, whichever is first.
Krytenia
22-07-2005, 02:46
More threats...
8) To give 38 very angry rabbits very snub noses.
9) To have more threats than Hockey Canada.
10) To be more of a threat than Hockey Canada. and thus, threat #7 is fulfilled!
11) To bring back ol' Maggie (hey, we have a Doctor...)
Squornshelous
22-07-2005, 04:18
#7 Hockey Canada
. . . . .
#30 Squornshelous
we have fulfilled our Cherry Cup 14 threat, to finish worse than HC, and thereby thwarted theirs to finihs worse than us! We threaten to do it again!
Tanah Burung
22-07-2005, 04:49
32 Tanah Burung
38 Very Angry Rabbits
Ooh, a World Cup Five reference! Why, that surely does take this oldtimer back. Back to before the great blackout of 'ought 'oughht three, i do believe. Back before that strumpet Margaret was ever born, yessireebob. Next up, Clem Gilson in cage match with Errinundrian hair dye manufacturer for endorsement rights to Oglethorpian time travel movies? Hey you kids, get off my porch!
Somewhere in a dark secret lab, someone is conducting evil genetic experiments on vegetables, trying to create a carrot that will fight back against its evil rabbit oppressors. Or have you heard this story before?
Squornshelous
22-07-2005, 04:51
Ooh, a World Cup Five reference! Why, that surely does take this oldtimer back. Back to before the great blackout of 'ought 'oughht three, i do believe. Back before that strumpet Margaret was ever born, yessireebob. Next up, Clem Gilson in cage match with Errinundrian hair dye manufacturer for endorsement rights to Oglethorpian time travel movies? Hey you kids, get off my porch!
Somewhere in a dark secret lab, someone is conducting evil genetic experiments on vegetables, trying to create a carrot that will fight back against its evil rabbit oppressors. Or have you heard this story before?
Evisceracarrots?!!!!
Tanah Burung
22-07-2005, 04:56
Evisceracarrots?!!!!
Well, it would certainly qualify as a threat, right?
I've heard something like that before, but it was monkies vs. bananas.
Liverpool England
22-07-2005, 06:27
But we want the tomatoes, not the carrots!
Very Angry Rabbits
22-07-2005, 15:04
Ooh, a World Cup Five reference! Why, that surely does take this oldtimer back. Back to before the great blackout of 'ought 'oughht three, i do believe. Back before that strumpet Margaret was ever born, yessireebob. Next up, Clem Gilson in cage match with Errinundrian hair dye manufacturer for endorsement rights to Oglethorpian time travel movies? Hey you kids, get off my porch!
Somewhere in a dark secret lab, someone is conducting evil genetic experiments on vegetables, trying to create a carrot that will fight back against its evil rabbit oppressors. Or have you heard this story before?LMAO
literally - just had to bend over and pick it up off the floor... ;)
Very Angry Rabbits
22-07-2005, 15:07
Post No Bills.
This space reserved for impending update of CC XV sign-ups.
(so many threats...can't we all just get along?) ;)
overcome by events. post planned for this area originally has been moved, with proper permits and certificates of occupancy, about 5 posts lower on the page. therefore, "post bills" if you've a mind to...
Is there a reason why the Bettia Iceburgs have been left off the signups list? We got our application in nice and early. We even promised (theratened?) to get some practice in before the tournament starts (or at least learn to skate properly).
Corneliu
22-07-2005, 15:23
Corneliu Signs up again.
Daistallia 2104
22-07-2005, 15:53
signing up again
Very Angry Rabbits
22-07-2005, 16:33
Current through Post # 58, below, sign-ups for Cherry Cup XV are:
For those new to the Cherry Cup, the Host is selected by the Cup Founder, and the Hosts of the past two Cups. For Cherry Cup XV that will be Kalaallit Nunaat, Hockey Canada, and Very Angry Rabbits
Apologies to Bettia. It seems that Bettia’s application was under that pile of odd furry clothing with the funny long ears that Otto Matic keeps leaving in a heap every time he disappears. Since it was considered evidence by the Edgeburrow Police, it wasn’t moved until this morning – and there was Bettia’s crumpled application.
Participants
Kalaallit Nunaat - Iceberg colors are red and white
Hockey Canada - Flyers Logo (http://www.onlinesports.com/images/jhd-nhl-flyers.jpg) - Home Jersey (http://mypage.bluewin.ch/nhl-shirt/...Flyers_home.jpg) - Away Jersey (http://www.sportsdepot.com/images/awayflyers.gif)
Oliverry colors are green, blue and red (http://membres.lycos.fr/lhjmq2004/Image1.png), alternate jersey (http://membres.lycos.fr/lhjmq2004/Image2.png)
Very Angry Rabbits - Artic Hares colors are white with green trim and red piping
Starblaydia - Rayzors colors are purple (and more purple) (http://www.starblaydestudios.co.uk/Images/CCKit.jpg)
Spruitland – Ice Bunnies colors are lime green with red trim, and a little black bunny (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Spruitland/SPRhockeykit.jpg)
Robotopolis - Synthos colors are Dr, Wily. Robotopolis Synthos' Team Logo (http://www.aaroncity.com/kanjiri/drwlogo.gif)
Squornshelous - Ferrets colors are black and red (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/squornshelous.jpg)
Chicanada - Kodiaks colors are red, blue and gold
Krytenia – Aces
Sarzonia – Blizzards
Harlesburg - Blades
Iansisle - Gulls colors are white, orange and blue (http://www.sandiegomag.com/issues/february00/images/gulls.jpg)
Kericia – Seagulls colors are blue and white
Druida - Lightning colors are brown, dark brown, and yellow (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/NEWI/cherrykits.bmp)
Liverpool England - Ice Terminators colors are red, yellow and blue
Tanah Burung - Cassowaries colors are yellow, black and red
Tonissia
The Gulf States
Fmjphoenix - Blades colors are green and blue
Bipedal Apes - Skate-footers
Sarzonia
Casari – Freshmen
Susa – Black Eyed Susans
Turori – Frozen Eels
Geisenfried - The Grizzlies
The Mushroom Kingship – The Flying Goombas CCCC Current Cherry Cup Champions
Corneliu – Penguins colors are black and gold
Daistallia 2104 – Gold Coins
Bettia – Icebergs colors are green and yellow
Lovisa - Polish Bisons colors are dark blue, white, and blue
Formal Dances - Waltzers
Hosting Bids
Oliverry
Chicanada
Corneliu
Liverpool England
Krytenia (If the Krytenian/Druidian bid doesn’t …whatever – something about footie…and the like)
So Far...
32 Participants
4 Bids to Host (or is it 5 – depending on Krytenia?)
11 Threateners with 30 Threats
Specific Threat Details
Starblaydia - threaten to not say anything if dice are used again What was that we just heard? Nothing…?
Robotopolos Double Threat – Threat the First: threaten to capture their third Cup even after Hockey Canada shot the rankings straight to hell by not posting the Post-13 rankings. don’t you mean ranbkings?
- following threat 1, we find...
Threat the Second: threaten, nay, GUARENTEES a new coach for the 15th cup. And he/she(it?) SHALL BE ADORABLE! YES! FEAR! we quake, as it were, in our boots…that is, we would, if we had boots…
Fmjphoenix - threaten to skate on their hands and use their feet for the sticks if dice are used. oh, we must see this! someone please use dice!
Chicanada - threaten to crush all dice the var dice guild, following lengthy discussion and a secret ballot, have voted unanimously to crush all chicanadians…
Tanah Burung - threaten to have the coach escorted into the host country in some form of disguise. hehehe. ha. chuckle…hoho…giggling can also be heard…
- and –
threatens that somewhere in a dark secret lab, someone is conducting evil genetic experiments on vegetables, trying to create a carrot that will fight back against its evil rabbit oppressors. somewhere in a dark secret lab, someone is conducting evil electo-magnetic experitments, trying to create a machine that will nullify the effects of vegetation attacks. or, have you heard this story before?
The Gulf States - threaten that the host use dice or whatever means that can get us to another Final Four appearance ... or maybe even a Cup itself. whatever floats your boat…can be removed…and the boat shall sink…mwahahahaha!
Druida - threaten to disguise themselves as The Mushroom Kingship for luck. first, druida wil have to find someone from the mushroom kingship…a daunting task, we can tell you…
Squornshelous - threaten to push the red button…twice. gack! choke! and, gasp! Didn’t we tell you NOT TO PUSH THE RED BUTTON! gerk!
- further –
state that they have fulfilled their Cherry Cup 14 threat, to finish worse than HC, and thereby thwarted HCs threat to finish worse than Squornshelous! They threaten to do it again! we can arrange to lend you the Guild of Dice, for a price…
Casari - threaten to possess a position in the IIHS either before the next edition of the Cherry Cup begins/naptime, whichever is first. we are curious – what is this “IIHS”? what is this “naptime”?
Special Section Devoted Solely to the Krytenian Threats:
Ahem…Krytenia – threaten (It’s a rather lengthy list, folks. We suggest that if you need a drink of water, a snack, or have to go to the bathroom, take care of it now, before you dive into this):
1) To disguise themselves as Druida, pre soberisation. DRINK!
2) To steam dice, Melmond style!
3) To beat those pesky dwarves at their own game. Three words for Starblaydia: Multiple. Axe. Wounds.
4) To actually threaten to be a threat, thereby fulfilling the Krytenian CC14 threat.
5) To RP more than four times in the entire tournament.
6) To host if Krytenia/Druida misses out on the footie.
7) To get this list into double figures before the end of signups.
8) To give 38 very angry rabbits very snub noses.
9) To have more threats than Hockey Canada.
10) To be more of a threat than Hockey Canada. and thus, threat #7 is fulfilled!
11) To bring back ol' Maggie (hey, we have a Doctor...)
where to begin? With druida disguised as tmk, and krytenia disguised as druida, how will the laundry service know where to deliver the uniforms? Steamed dice sound nice – with rice? Multiple – Wound – Bandages. A threat to threaten to threat to fulfill a threat…we shall leave that alone in it’s absurdity. RP? What is this “RP”? To host “IF” – what is this “IF”? Double figures…well, what kind of figures are we talking about? There are certain figures we rather like to look at…oh, what a minute – this is a family show – strike that…38 whos to a what? and – what is this “Maggie”, and why would it need a doctor? finally, we find krytenia to be entirely to threatening, and have submitted a request to the appellate court for an injunction to cease and desist…
- AND –
Special Section Devoted Solely to the Hockey Canadian Threats:
There are a number of these as well, folks. Take a break. Go for a walk, read a good book. Take a deep breath. And then…
1) To actually win a cup, because we've been screwed for quite some time.
2) To finish ahead of Robotopolis by forcing them to use low-grade batteries. To finish ahead of Starblaydia by adding each player to the Hockey Canadian dwarf-tossing league (axes won't do them good). Finally to finish ahead of Mushrooms (because that's just sad).
3) To have more threats than Krytenia
4) To get that girl from South Park to kill all the baby bunnies in the world.
5) To improve my ranking by 10 spots (hard but we can do it!!!)
6) To eat all the _________ (i'm sure VAR can think of something witty)
7) To love everyone (Really!)
8) To ridicule Fmjphoenix for his U21 loss to HC, and especially Starblaydia for their 2nd round falter. HA!!!
we picture a bunch of hockey canadians with various nuts, bolts, and screws sticking out of their anatomies. we find it…amusing…we will assist in acquiring a sufficient supply of low grade batteries…dwarf-tossing league? We must see this…baby bunny threats? baby bunny threats! there are no baby bunny threats in the cherry cup…we find foot ball threats irrelevant to the cherry cup…as to hockey canada’s threat to eat all the tennis balls at wimbledon – this is another picture we find amusing…
A Court Order has been issued enjoining both Hockey Canada, and Krytenia, from making and/or thinking about making and/or thinking about thinking about making any further threats with regard and/or in relation to Cherry Cup XV.
History of The Don Cherry Cup
The Don Cherry Cup was founded by Kalaallit Nunaat to provide an arena for an NS Ice Hockey tournament, recognizing excellence in the sport, and a forum for a bunch of fun.
Past Champions
Cherry Cup 1: SterlingIce
Cherry Cup 2: Soviet Haaregrad
Cherry Cup 3: Tranquillitis
Cherry Cup 4: Eizen
Cherry Cup 5: Starblaydia
Cherry Cup 6: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 7: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 8: Starblaydia
Cherry Cup 9: Oliverry
Cherry Cup 10: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 11: Robotopolis
Cherry Cup 12: Robotopolis
Cherry Cup 13: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 14: The Mushroom Kingship
Past Hosts
Cherry Cup 1: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 2: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 3: Kaze Progressa
Cherry Cup 4: The Belmore Family
Cherry Cup 5: The Gulf States
Cherry Cup 6: Squornshelous
Cherry Cup 7: Liverpool England
Cherry Cup 8: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 9: Oliverry
Cherry Cup 10: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 11: Chicanada
Cherry Cup 12: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 13: Hockey Canada
Cherry Cup 14: Very Angry Rabbits
Corneliu
22-07-2005, 16:41
We'll bid to host as well.
Oh my godness I forgot for my aplication.
Lovisa sign up. I hope its not too late
Corneliu
22-07-2005, 17:18
My sis is yelling at me to sign her up. Her team is Formal Dances.
Liverpool England
23-07-2005, 00:58
Liverpool England confirms a hosting bid.
Very Angry Rabbits
23-07-2005, 17:10
ooc: I'm gonna be unable to access the internet from tomorrow (24 July) until next Friday or Saturday (29 - 30 July).
Will whoever is selected as host please send me a TG with the url for CC XV?
Thanks! :) And, good luck all.
Oliverry
23-07-2005, 19:44
Oliverrian bid for CC15.
Mainly a copy from OLE bid from CC14:
Oliverry bid for Cherry Cup XIV
Scorinator: Leagion
Formats:
Firstly, something that will not change: the way to form the groups in preliminary phase:
They will be drawn using the way the World Championship uses, which means that we will use the ordr of last cup to place the teams in groups. For example, in the case there are 8 groups of 4 teams each:
1st, 9th, 17th and 25th are in Group A
2nd, 10th, 18th, 26th are in Group B
3rd, 11th, 19th, 27th are in Group C
4th, 12th, 20th, 28th are in Group D and so on
In case there are 32 teams:
The same format as used in the World Cup of Soccer, excepted that the teams will play twice each team of his group.
In case there are 33 teams:
Qualifying phase:
11 groups of 3 teams
Each team plays four times against each other team in his group
The first of each group goes to the next round. The team with the higher number of points between those placed in 2nd place go to the next round.
Group Phase:
2 groups of 6 teams
Each team play once against each team of his group. The 2 lasts of each group are eliminated. The team are still placed in groups by last cup's final results.
Playoff phase:
Here's how the teams are placed(the ranks are overall):
Game 1: 1st vs 8th
Game 2: 2nd vs 7th
Game 3: 3rd vs 6th
Game 4: 4th vs 5th
Venues:
Marshalliston Stadium:
- Location: Marshalliston
- Capacity: 100, 000
Pepsi Arena:
- Location: Marshalliston
- Capacity: 21, 332
Francarena:
- Location: Saint-Francois
- Capacity: 17, 543
The OHA hopes that this helped you to understand his bid. Any question about this bid can be addressed to OHA's president
Krytenia
23-07-2005, 20:11
We threaten to...
"DROP THE THREAT AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"
..what the slani hell?
Very Angry Rabbits
23-07-2005, 21:49
We threaten to...
"DROP THE THREAT AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"
..what the slani hell?lol
Chicanada
24-07-2005, 06:45
Cherry Cup XV-Southampton
Official Bid
Scorinator: Leagion
RP Bonus: Non-existent cuz I can't judge RP
Rankings: Last tournament (full value) + CCXIII (1/2 value) + CCXII (1/4 value)
(yeah, I can be a bored individual:
If Team A won the last three tourneys, they would have 1 point for XIV, half a point for XIII and a quater of a point for XII. If they finished second in the last three, they'd have two points for XIV, 1 point for XIII and half a point for XII. The lower the number is, the higher your rank is. And yes, I will backtrack and take a stab at setting XIII to a ranking system)
Opening Rounds
Regardless of teams, there will be two rounds of group action.
The qualifying round will be made up of eight groups of four, playing in facilities in the north and east of Chicanada. They will play three games (or more) and the top two squads will move on to the main Group phase.
The remaining 16 teams will play in four groups of four in the west-central sectors of Chicanada. They will also play only three games. Teams will be sent to groups based on position and group played in previously.
The top two from each of the second round will move to the knockout stage.
Knockout phase:
Quaterfinals and semifinals will be drawn based of group play. Those matches will be held at the Southampton National Ice Hall. The Grand Final and Third Place Matches will be held outside at the Southampton National Square.
Venues:
For the opening round:
- Real Centre, Acadia (att: 16,000)
- Shoreline Aramour Hall, Seaport (att: 24,000, built for this bid)
- Narobi-Hennessy Arena, Mogada (att: 18,000)
- Livingston Arena, Livingston (att: 27,000)
- Easten National Hall, Eastentown (att: 30,000)
- Governess Palace Ice Hall, Colombo (att: 19,000)
- Southern Sky Plaza, Star Point (att: 15,000)
- Central Arena, Jaxx (att: 23,000)
The Group round will be played at:
- Ministry Fieldhouse, Provincetown (att: 22,000)
- Cananite Pavillion, Cana (att: 50,000)
- Wolves Den, Atens (att: 17,000)
- TroutCo Ice Field, Paradiso (att: 35,000)
And the finals will be held at the Southampton National Ice Hall (att: 75,000) and Southampton National Square (att: 200,000).
Bid Sponsors
- Chicanada Hockey League
- Chicanada FA (specifically Southampton FC and Southampton City FC)
- Government of Southampton City Canton
- Chicanada Olympic Committee
- Government of Swansea Canton
- Government of the Federated Cantons of Chicanada
- Barclay Breweries INC
- Bishop FC Incorporated
- TroutCo Fisheries Group
- Lions Financial
- Chicanada-Liamton Regional Bank
[NS]Kalaallit Nunaat
26-07-2005, 05:16
after the usual split decision, the votes are in and the host for cc15 will be:
Chicanada.
this does not, however, mean that "Jacquee" is the most formidable woman in hockey. that title is taken.
Chicanada
26-07-2005, 21:07
O.O
Wow, I'm shocked that Chicanada won hosting rights so soon! Thank you to the panel for their faith in us!
If there are no other sign-ups, I should have the CCXV thread open hopefully tonight (along with actual seedings and the Opening Round Draw). Hopefully we can star no later than Thursday.
Hockey Canada
26-07-2005, 22:05
seeing how voting for you was enough of a bribe... :D
Chicanada
26-07-2005, 23:36
Oh, and even though the Very Angry Rabbits are not here, I just checked and saw that apparently Sarzonia is fielding two squads? Otherwise, any other states or puppets are more than welcome to Chicanada.
The Gulf States
26-07-2005, 23:53
O.O
Wow, I'm shocked that Chicanada won hosting rights so soon! Thank you to the panel for their faith in us!
If there are no other sign-ups, I should have the CCXV thread open hopefully tonight (along with actual seedings and the Opening Round Draw). Hopefully we can star no later than Thursday.
I won the rights to CC5 faster. Then again, I was the only bidder for hosting that cup.
I in a sense saved the Cup because everyone else wanted to do better than how I did it.
Chicanada
27-07-2005, 21:07
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1461/ccxvbidlogo4ri.gif
Come on over to the Cherry Cup XV (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9328886#post9328886) Thread!