Montaine
09-07-2005, 17:18
2005_0708 : : SL/AP Wire
Byline: Ivana Bendova - Hogan City News-Free Press
Title: Civil War Ends!
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In a momentous day, the Army of Surrealist Surgency (ASS) encircled the palace of embattled Montainian dictator Idi Amout, forcing his surrender and really messing up the grass in his front yard. This ends nearly five years of civil war with a stunning upset in regular league play. Surrealist Party leader Malcolm XYZPDQ stood before an exultant crowd of hundreds of thousands before the steps of the now bombed and empty Palace of Injustice, declaring the sovereignty of the Dominion of Montaine and personally hoisting the "Red Hand" flag of the rebellion over the capitol city.
When asked about the fate of the hated dictator, who was at that moment chained to the turret of an ASS tank, XYZPDQ stated that he would be dealt with in the harshest way possible: sent to live in a mid-range condo in Miami Beach with only two of his Mercedes limousines, a fat stipend from the CIA, and perhaps a modest media consulting contract. The crowd roared its approval.
As the victorious rebels brought order to the capitol, ASS banners, ASS flags, and ASS hats began to proliferate in the streets. The city seemed to breathe a collective sigh of relief now that the civil war was over.
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Byline: Ivana Bendova - Hogan City News-Free Press
Title: Civil War Ends!
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In a momentous day, the Army of Surrealist Surgency (ASS) encircled the palace of embattled Montainian dictator Idi Amout, forcing his surrender and really messing up the grass in his front yard. This ends nearly five years of civil war with a stunning upset in regular league play. Surrealist Party leader Malcolm XYZPDQ stood before an exultant crowd of hundreds of thousands before the steps of the now bombed and empty Palace of Injustice, declaring the sovereignty of the Dominion of Montaine and personally hoisting the "Red Hand" flag of the rebellion over the capitol city.
When asked about the fate of the hated dictator, who was at that moment chained to the turret of an ASS tank, XYZPDQ stated that he would be dealt with in the harshest way possible: sent to live in a mid-range condo in Miami Beach with only two of his Mercedes limousines, a fat stipend from the CIA, and perhaps a modest media consulting contract. The crowd roared its approval.
As the victorious rebels brought order to the capitol, ASS banners, ASS flags, and ASS hats began to proliferate in the streets. The city seemed to breathe a collective sigh of relief now that the civil war was over.
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