NationStates Jolt Archive

Recently in my home country The Empire Of CaptBlacklung, we have captured an individual trying to become employed by a low level of our government. After many hours of interrogation and torture, we managed to crack this individual and he bagan to talk. We found that he is a member of a secret underground orginization simply called the CDA. This orginization sets out to interrupt the lives of anyone who does not conform to thier agenda. They are a very secretive organization that thrives on making others miserable. They have many operatives trying to infiltrate many countries, and will stop at nothing to get what they wish. I view this organization as an extreme threat to us all and they must be stopped! They have great brainwashing techniques, and the only individuals who seem immune to thier brainwashing are zombies. Please be aware of this great threat and use caution when dealing with them as they may have already infiltrated your government as a double agent.

We too in the county of Soneji have come across this so called CDA. They travel in small packs and look to do deathly harm to those indivduals who do not conform. I have witnessed them murder and kill and Emu and a small white pony. Evil is the only words to describe them. I am glad we know about the Zombie rule to their brainwashing. The country of Soneji will do its best to bring the dead to life to battle the dark shrouded form known only as the CDA. Perhaps I can then bring the pony and emu back to life to live on my estate.
Thank you for your help on this topic Cpt Blacklung!