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Cherry Cup 14: sign up for the fastest game on ice

[NS]Kalaallit Nunaat
14-06-2005, 17:22
Sign up here for the Don Cherry Cup of hockey.

hosting bids can also be included here.
Fmjphoenix
14-06-2005, 17:28
The Fmjphoenix Blades will definelty be back for the...5th time i think? I dont remember, but were back!
Daistallia 2104
14-06-2005, 17:40
I will be back, but only if the current host doesn't host it.
Lovisa
14-06-2005, 18:05
Lovisa of course apply
Starblaydia
14-06-2005, 18:24
Starblaydia's Razyors come back to win their third cup, currently the joint-most successful Hockey team ever, otherwise the most successful non-Robotic Hockey team ever.
Spruitland
14-06-2005, 18:49
The Spruitland Ice Bunnies will return and hope to pull off another upset or two.
Iansisle
14-06-2005, 19:32
The Gulls will play again, of course, after their inevitable victory in THIS Cherry Cup.
Tonissia
14-06-2005, 19:58
The Ice Comets sign up again
Vtorbetin
14-06-2005, 19:59
We sign up for our second tournament.
Hockey Canada
14-06-2005, 20:19
I will be back, but only if the current host doesn't host it.

Honestly, is that really necessary?

HC Flyers are in.
Chicanada
14-06-2005, 22:07
The Kodiaks are returning even if we are a tad tired of losing to KN in the knockout stages ;)
Corneliu
14-06-2005, 22:10
Corneliu Penquins signs up again.
Euroslavia
15-06-2005, 00:21
Euroslavia will take part (and actually remember to RP!)
Vilita
15-06-2005, 00:38
Vilita
Liverpool England
15-06-2005, 01:24
I will be back, but only if the current host doesn't host it.

Seconded, and the Terminators bid to host.

EDIT: We also threaten to break our hockey sticks in half if we lose 3 games.
Formal Dances
15-06-2005, 01:31
Formal Dances signs up again.
Squornshelous
15-06-2005, 01:43
Squornshelous signs up for its 9th Cherry Cup, and threatens to explode if we win more than 2 games.

And you got it wrong, it's not a chocolate mousse, it's a chocolate bull moose with pointy antlers that is also a friendly cartoon.
The South Packerlands
15-06-2005, 02:42
we sign up

And Threatin to Through Limberger at other player if we dont win
Daistallia 2104
15-06-2005, 04:01
Honestly, is that really necessary?

As you are now on my ignore list, yes, it is. Your hosting it would prevent my participation. Note that I'm not the only one who seems to feel this way.
Tanah Burung
15-06-2005, 06:02
The Gulls will play again, of course, after their inevitable victory in THIS Cherry Cup.

Those are fighting words, sirrah, an insult to the honour of your opponent. In fact, i shall have to ask you to step outsi... Oh, never mind. Anyway, signing up. Threat to follow.
Starblaydia
15-06-2005, 12:07
Those are fighting words, sirrah,

Nah, them's not fightin' words.

"Hey you, let's fight!"

Now them's fightin' words. :D
Hockey Canada
15-06-2005, 13:11
As you are now on my ignore list, yes, it is. Your hosting it would prevent my participation. Note that I'm not the only one who seems to feel this way.

Ohhhhh, iggy list! Someone please help me! The comments I can say without your knowledge of them (proof there is knowledge in there). My hosting obviously prevented your participation in this cup with minimal RPs. When 32nd in the world and hardly any RPs, you shouldn't expect to go far. Spruitland is a great example of a newb RPing. Participating more than just about anyone, Spruitland (gender yet to be determined) deserved to make it as far as he/she did. I know you are not the only one for LE has been in your neighbourhood (only he hasn't complained and whined as much). :eek:

Would those be Fightin' words? :mp5:
Liverpool England
15-06-2005, 13:14
HC, Spruit is male from what I know :P
Corneliu
15-06-2005, 13:14
HC, I didn't like the way you hosted it either. Apparently you had a few complaints about it too. If HC hosts it again, I would withdraw.
Liverpool England
15-06-2005, 13:16
HC, I didn't like the way you hosted it either. Apparently you had a few complaints about it too. If HC hosts it again, I would withdraw.

I would have to second that, actually.
Druida
15-06-2005, 13:42
Druida threatens to send both of it's drunken fans to Hockey Canada for good if they host again... no, wait, we already did that...

All the same, the Druida Lightning sign up (and probably for the last time, considering that we don't have any fans).
Liverpool England
15-06-2005, 13:56
All the same, the Druida Lightning sign up (and probably for the last time, considering that we don't have any fans).

The LEIHC have sent our three best beer drinkers over to Druida to become fans of the Lightning. :P
Daistallia 2104
15-06-2005, 17:50
HC, I didn't like the way you hosted it either. Apparently you had a few complaints about it too. If HC hosts it again, I would withdraw.

I would have to second that, actually.

Thank you.
Corneliu
15-06-2005, 17:56
Thank you.

No problem Daistallia. Why do you think I didn't rp anything. I didn't like how it was being runned.
Vtorbetin
15-06-2005, 18:52
HC, I didn't like the way you hosted it either. Apparently you had a few complaints about it too. If HC hosts it again, I would withdraw.

Thirded.
Iansisle
15-06-2005, 20:09
Those are fighting words, sirrah, an insult to the honour of your opponent. In fact, i shall have to ask you to step outsi... Oh, never mind. Anyway, signing up. Threat to follow.

*fights*

*loses*

:(

Grats on your victory, TB. :)
Kericia
15-06-2005, 20:18
Kericia sends a team again. And in an attempt to change our luck, the name "Seagulls" has been dropped, and the team is now outfitted in some brand new all-orange jerseys.
Oliverry
15-06-2005, 23:44
Sorry for not replying before, but Oliverry will sign-up again and is considering a hosting bid
Liverpool England
16-06-2005, 02:07
The LEIHC would like to propose a joint-bid to our Oliverrian counterparts.
Hockey Canada
16-06-2005, 02:26
Hockey Canada would not object to a joint bid by Oliverry and LE. Though not too fond of LE, I am very satisfied with the way he hosted CC7 (i watched it on search).
Krytenia
16-06-2005, 02:38
The Krytenia Aces sign up, and bid to host.

Our Threat: To actually be a threat...
Hockey Canada
16-06-2005, 03:15
We have a joint threat.
1- To replace the ice with frozen beer forcing all players but ours to lick the ice while we skate over their tongues and win. (beautiful eh?)
2- We threaten to buy so many shares of the host country we own 10 percent on the host country.
3- We threaten to lose every game reaching new lows (even lower than Squornshelous). We will pull our goalie for each game non-stop.
Chicanada
16-06-2005, 05:14
I am confused as to why LE and Oliverry would want to do a joint bid? Not that I have any say in the matter now but with the small amout of teams that compete (compared to NSWC) it would seem one host nation would be alright.

Of course, i never get why Vilita uses a co-host for BoF or why there are dual hosts for the CoH so maybe that's just me.
Squornshelous
16-06-2005, 05:19
We have a joint threat.
3- We threaten to lose every game reaching new lows (even lower than Squornshelous). We will pull our goalie for each game non-stop.

We are not intimidated by your petty boasting.
Liverpool England
16-06-2005, 05:30
Chicanada: It was just an offer, I wouldnt mind Oliverry saying no.
Iansisle
16-06-2005, 05:30
I am very satisfied with the way he hosted CC7 (i watched it on search).

Heh, you and me both :p.

I don't really understand why we'd need a joint bid either, though I certainly can object to neither Oliverry nor Liverpool England as a host. Will someone please enlighten me?
Liverpool England
16-06-2005, 06:06
Heh, you and me both :p. IF you select my bid I can make it happen again... ;)

I don't really understand why we'd need a joint bid either, though I certainly can object to neither Oliverry nor Liverpool England as a host. Will someone please enlighten me?

Fair enough, perhaps there isnt a need.
Hypocria
16-06-2005, 10:24
Despite not knowing the first thing about Ice Hockey Hypocria would like to sign up.
Starblaydia
16-06-2005, 11:44
Despite not knowing the first thing about Ice Hockey Hypocria would like to sign up.

That's never stopped anyone before, particularly me :D
Bettia
16-06-2005, 11:58
After much to-ing and fro-ing, the Bettia Icebergs are up for a laugh, er, game.
Hockey Canada
16-06-2005, 13:06
IF you select my bid I can make it happen again... ;)


Hmmmmm, if I vote will i finish a close second? ;)

We are not intimidated by your petty boasting.

Yes you will be! Because no goalies and players that don't enter our own blueline will be a masterful way to lose!!!
The Gulf States
16-06-2005, 15:01
The Gulf States team joins up for another run at the Cherry Cup. Now accepting a couple Flocarga and Delmarva's best players, but just for convience keeping the same familiar bottom feeder.
Oliverry
17-06-2005, 15:53
The LEIHC would like to propose a joint-bid to our Oliverrian counterparts.
The OHA president,(who is the president already?. Well, I'll have to invent a name :D ) Jérome Latulipe, accepted the offer. He also said that we will have to set a meeting to discuss about that!
[NS]Kalaallit Nunaat
18-06-2005, 18:40
Kalaallit Nunaat
Fmjphonenix
Daistallia 2104
Lovisa
Starnblaydia
Spruitland
Iansisle
Tonissia
Vtorbetin
Hockey Canada
Chicanada
Corneliu
Euroslavia
Vilita
Liverpool England*
Formal Dances
Squornshellous
The South Packerlands
Tanah Burung
Druida
Kericia
Oliverry*
Krytenia*
Hypocria
Bettia
The Gulf States

26 signed up
* indicates potential hosting bid.
Poppuli
18-06-2005, 23:48
The Hosta Transfigere Populi are excited to take part in their inagural Cherry Cup.
Robotopolis
19-06-2005, 02:22
The Robotopolis Synthos sign up, set on obtaining their 3rd Cup.

And damnit, we will NOT stop RPing about 1/4th of the way through again!

Stupid internet connection....
Harlesburg
19-06-2005, 03:37
Harlesburg signs up.
Oliverry
19-06-2005, 22:45
Oliverry and Liverpool England joint bid for Cherry Cup XIV

LEAHL and OHL would like to pull a joint bid for Cherry Cup XIV. Here are the main parts of it.

Scorinator: Leagion

Formats:

Firstly, something that will not change: the way to form the groups in preliminary phase:

They will be drawn using the way the World Championship uses, which means that we will use the ordr of last cup to place the teams in groups. For example, in the case there are 8 groups of 4 teams each:
1st, 9th, 17th and 25th are in Group A
2nd, 10th, 18th, 26th are in Group B
3rd, 11th, 19th, 27th are in Group C
4th, 12th, 20th, 28th are in Group D and so on

In case there are 30 teams:
- The 2 hosts are getting a bye.
- 2 parts: Preliminary and Playoffs
- Preliminary:
- 7 groups of 4 teams each
- Each team plays twice against each team of his group
- The first 2 teams go to the playoff round
- Playoffs:
- 4 rounds: Round of 16, Quarter-finals, semi-finals, final.

In case there are 32 teams:
The same format as used in the World Cup of Soccer, excepted that the teams will play twice each teams of his group.

Venues:
Oliverry

Marshalliston Stadium:
http://www.jatkoaika.com/albumit/sekalaiset/Heritage.jpg
- Location: Marshalliston
- Capacity: 100, 000

Pepsi Arena:
http://www.hawaii.edu/tours/arena/arena.entrance.jpeg
- Location: Marshalliston
- Capacity: 21, 332

Francarena:
http://www.hawaii.edu/tours/arena/arena.dist.jpeg
- Location: Saint-Francois
- Capacity: 17, 543

Liverpool England

National Ice Rink:
http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nhl/tampa/StPeteTB.JPG
- Location: CCL
- Capacity: 20, 000

Underground Arena:
http://www.photosure.com/PHOTOSURE.COM-BearMountainArena-goalpost-001-H_web.jpg
- Location: Lox Land
- Capacity: 14, 000

Folenisa Underground:
http://www.konstrukce.cz/CustomFiles/File/allianz13.jpg
Location: Folenisa
- Capacity: 13 000

Any questions about this can be adressed to me or Liverpool England
Chicanada
20-06-2005, 05:30
I think the OLE bid looks lovely and goregous and full of pictures but I still don't get the need for dual hosts. But good luck to OLE anyways!

And if I recall correctly, LE uses a calc for scoring and Oli uses a spreadsheet. Will you two be merging them together or something? And are you still planning the Best of Whichever for the finals, since that's always been my complain (against the Best of Series for the finals, but I ain't voting this time. Just curious).

Is Kryteria still planning on a bid?
Oliverry
20-06-2005, 05:57
I will answer this one: We will both be using leagion. We will use the single elimination playoff style.
Very Angry Rabbits
20-06-2005, 12:56
List of those signed-up for Cherry Cup XIV (etc) moved to page 5
Very Angry Rabbits
20-06-2005, 12:57
...oh, yeah...

The Artic Hares of Very Angry Rabbits, having found their way back from Miami, are pleased to sign up for the Don Cherry Cup XIV Tournament.

...and slip in a tiny little hosting bid...
Bettia
20-06-2005, 14:33
Just for the record, Bettia's team are the Icebergs and, in keeping with our national colours, will be sporting a rather fetching green and yellow kit. A pic may or may not follow sooner or later. Perhaps.
Hypocria
20-06-2005, 15:35
Also for the record Hypocria play in blue and white and the team are know as the Huskies.
Robotopolis
20-06-2005, 16:27
VAR's Bid: *SUPPORTINSTATED*
Oliverry
20-06-2005, 16:30
Just for the record, there are 3 hosting bids: Me and LE are the same bid
Very Angry Rabbits
20-06-2005, 16:41
Current through post # 78 on page 6, sign-ups for Cherry Cup XIV are:

For those not familiar with the method used to select the host (hosts) of the Don Cherry Cup, voila! Une explanation! The Cup Founder, Kalaallit Nunaat, and the prior two past hosts (in this case, Hockey Canada and Iansisle) select the host for the tournament

Participants
Kalaallit Nunaat - Iceberg colors are red and white
Hockey Canada - Flyers Logo (http://www.onlinesports.com/images/jhd-nhl-flyers.jpg) - Home Jersey (http://mypage.bluewin.ch/nhl-shirt/...Flyers_home.jpg) - Away Jersey (http://www.sportsdepot.com/images/awayflyers.gif)
Vtorbetin
Oliverry colors are green, blue and red (http://membres.lycos.fr/lhjmq2004/Image1.png), alternate jersey (http://membres.lycos.fr/lhjmq2004/Image2.png)
Very Angry Rabbits - Artic Hares colors are white with green trim and red piping
Vilita - Ice Cats colors are orange and teal
Starblaydia - Rayzors colors are purple (and more purple) (http://www.starblaydestudios.co.uk/Images/CCKit.jpg)
Spruitland – Ice Bunnies colors are lime green with red trim, and a little black bunny (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Spruitland/SPRhockeykit.jpg)
Robotopolis - Synthos colors are Dr, Wily. Robotopolis Synthos' Team Logo (http://www.aaroncity.com/kanjiri/drwlogo.gif)
Squornshelous - Ferrets colors are black and red (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/squornshelous.jpg)
Chicanada - Kodiaks colors are red, blue and gold
Krytenia – Aces
Harlesburg - Blades
Iansisle - Gulls colors are white, orange and blue (http://www.sandiegomag.com/issues/february00/images/gulls.jpg)
Kericia – Seagulls colors are blue and white
Druida - Lightning colors are brown, dark brown, and yellow (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/NEWI/cherrykits.bmp)
Euroslavia - Phantoms colors are black and red
Liverpool England - Ice Terminators colors are red, yellow and blue
Tanah Burung - Cassowaries Current Champions --- and --- ranbked # 1! colors are yellow, black and red
Corneliu - Penguins colors are black and gold
Formal Dances - Waltzers
Tonissia
The Gulf States
Fmjphoenix - Blades colors are green and blue
Lovisa - Polish Bisons colors are dark blue, white, and blue
Daistallia 2104 - Gold Coins
The South Packerlands
Hypocria - Huskies colors are blue and white
Bettia - Icebergs colors are green and yellow
Poppuli
Bipedal Apes

Submitting Hosting Bids are:
Krytenia
Oliverry & Liverpool England
Very Angry Rabbits

So Far...
31 Participants
4 Potential Hosts submitting 3 Hopeful Hosting Bids and a partridge in a pear tree...
10 Threateners with 12 Threats

Specific Threat/Warning Details

Liverpool England threatens to break their hockey sticks in half if they lose 3 games. watch out for flying splinters…
The South Packerlands threaten to throw Limberger at other player if they don’t win stop by the VAR gas-mask kiosk on your way to South Packerlands games…
Druida threatens to send both of it's drunken fans to Hockey Canada for good if they host again... no, wait, we already did that...you have 2fans…?
Krytenia threatens to actually be a threat...existentialist threats now…”I think, therefore, I threaten”…
Hockey Canada is a triple threat: Threat 1- To replace the ice with frozen beer forcing all players but theirs to lick the ice while they skate over their tongues and win.but it is, after all, beer…Threat 2- threaten to buy up shares of the host country until they own 10 percent of the host country.isn’t 90% still more than 10%? Threat 3- threaten to lose every game reaching new lows (even lower than Squornshelous). They will pull their goalie for each game non-stop. why, how considerate. We hope VAR plays HC a number of times…
fmjphoenix threaten to use lots of !!!!!!!! in their RPs they exclaimed...
Squornshelous threatens to ranbk everyone else we shall repair to our dictionary to seek information regarding this new verb...
Tonnisia threaten to have their players similtaniously do the Numa Numa Dance after the opposition Scores.........................................NAKED!while playing the crazyfrog tune this should be interesting...
Harlesberg threatens to threaten Tonissia with threatening threat for threatening that threat. unable to follow that...er...thought, we reache for our trusty bottle of tequila...
Daistallia 2104 threaten to sing the extended version of the Ohio Express song "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" every time they are beaten. In 32 part "harmony". we think they mean "32 part cacophony"...


History of The Don Cherry Cup
The Don Cherry Cup was founded by Kalaallit Nunaat to provide an arena for an NS Ice Hockey tournament, recognizing excellence in the sport, and a forum for a bunch of fun.

Past Champions
Cherry Cup 1: SterlingIce
Cherry Cup 2: Soviet Haaregrad
Cherry Cup 3: Tranquillitis
Cherry Cup 4: Eizen
Cherry Cup 5: Starblaydia
Cherry Cup 6: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 7: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 8: Starblaydia
Cherry Cup 9: Oliverry
Cherry Cup 10: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 11: Robotopolis
Cherry Cup 12: Robotopolis
Cherry Cup 13: Tanah Burung

Past Hosts
Cherry Cup 1: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 2: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 3: Kaze Progressa
Cherry Cup 4: The Belmore Family
Cherry Cup 5: The Gulf States
Cherry Cup 6: Squornshelous
Cherry Cup 7: Liverpool England
Cherry Cup 8: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 9: Oliverry
Cherry Cup 10: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 11: Chicanada
Cherry Cup 12: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 13: Hockey Canada

Just for the record...there is no record ;)
Oliverry
20-06-2005, 16:45
Yes... there is one:
http://www.lauriemiller.com/laurie/expose/record.gif
:D
Very Angry Rabbits
20-06-2005, 16:54
Yes... there is one:
http://www.lauriemiller.com/laurie/expose/record.gif
:Dlol !
Tanah Burung
20-06-2005, 17:28
And will the VAR bid accord the proper respect to the defending champions who are presumably ranbked number one? Or do the Bunnies propose to use that satanic invention, dice? ;)
Very Angry Rabbits
20-06-2005, 17:55
"Otto."

"Huh? Oh - hi, Harv."

"Otto, old pal, you are in a bit of a pickle."

"Me? Pickle?"

"Yes, Otto - you, pickle. The Old Grey Hare is...displeased."

"With me? What'd I do?"

"You, Otto, let the Artic Hares run off to Miami. You, Otto, let the Don Cherry Cup slip through the furry little fingers of Very Angry Rabbits - again. And if that weren't enough..."

"What?"

"I'm pausing for effect, here, Otto. Keep your shirt on."

"Oh..."

"And if that weren't enough..."

"What?"

"Again? Did I not just tell you I was pausing for effect?"

"Sorry."

"S'okay. And, if that weren't enough..."

"..."

"You let it slip into the outstretched...claws? wings? clutches of the...Cassowaries."

"...well, to be honest..."

"The Old Grey Hare isn't interested in honesty, Otto. He is interested in two things..."

"..."

"Otto, I am not pausing for effect. Ask, Otto. Ask, what two things."

"What two things?"

"I'm glad you asked, Otto. One - he is interested in the Artic Hares playing up to their potential in Cherry Cup 14 - pounding the opposition - outskating 'em, outscoring 'em, outfoxing 'em, in short - beating 'em. All."

"Ah...ya...and, the other thing?"

"Yes, the other thing. Two, Otto...thing two..."

"Comes out of a box with thing one?"

"Otto - have you had a catscan lately? Is there any evidence whatsoever of brain waves? Neural activity?"

"...sorry..."

"Thing 2, Otto - the second thing The Old Grey Hare is interested in - Cassorwary Casserole! Under no circumstances is the Cherry Cup to remain in their possession. Are those things clear, Otto?"

"Clear as a bell, Harvey. Clear as a bell."

"And, when you get the opportunity, Otto, pass a message along to Sister Hale Marie for The Old Grey Hare, will you?"

"Sure, Harv. What message?"

"Just tell her The Old Grey Hare said...DICE..."
Fmjphoenix
20-06-2005, 18:29
I thought I posted it before, but our team colors are Green and Blue. I also was wondering if there are any rankings. I am curious to see just how well that last cup did for me :D

And for this time around, we threaten to use a lot of !!!!!!!!! in RPs!!! :D!
Starblaydia
20-06-2005, 19:21
And will the VAR bid accord the proper respect to the defending champions who are presumably ranbked number one? Or do the Bunnies propose to use that satanic invention, dice? ;)

I hereby initate a campaign to ranbk Tanah Burung as #1 in the World, while excluding them from being included any and all future Cherry Cup Rankings.

Burung Ranbked One!

Burung Ranbked One!
Chicanada
21-06-2005, 00:41
And will the VAR bid accord the proper respect to the defending champions who are presumably ranbked number one?

Now now...Robotopolis were ranbked #1 as well and look where that got them recently ;)
Tanah Burung
21-06-2005, 03:34
Spelllign flames? (Yeah, that one's on purpose.) Damn dwarves. We hatesses thems too. Dwarves and dice-rolling bunnies.
Squornshelous
21-06-2005, 04:11
Squornshelous threatens to ranbk you all!
Hockey Canada
21-06-2005, 12:55
sdjrkg cirtikv7toy7tb ol utlpipbtyktyrsdxmuynk liufytyryjiklrykv


^typed orgasm, try to spot the 2 spelling errors!^
Bipedal Apes
21-06-2005, 17:11
In shameless attempt to curry trans-border fame and favor Republic of Bipedal Apes wishes to enter Don Cherry Cup of Hockeyball if room in field still permits.
Tonissia
21-06-2005, 18:00
We threatin to have are player Similtaniously do the Numa Numa Dance after the opposition Scores.........................................NAKED!while playing the crazyfrog tune
Harlesburg
22-06-2005, 10:56
We threatin to have are player Similtaniously do the Numa Numa Dance after the opposition Scores.........................................NAKED!while playing the crazyfrog tune
Threatens to threaten Tonissia with Threatening threat for threatening this threat.
Very Angry Rabbits
22-06-2005, 11:46
sdjrkg cirtikv7toy7tb ol utlpipbtyktyrsdxmuynk liufytyryjiklrykv


^typed orgasm, try to spot the 2 spelling errors!^"cirtikv7toy7tb" should be "cirtikv8toy8tb", and of course "ol" should be "lol"...
Bipedal Apes
22-06-2005, 14:01
"cirtikv7toy7tb" should be "cirtikv8toy8tb", and of course "ol" should be "lol"...

In Bipedaleen, utlpipbtyktyrsdxmuynk typically is pronounced without the second p, considered superfluous by apes, though dictionary allows either spelling.

utlpipbtyktyrsdxmuynk, n. ut'l'pi(p)'b'teek'teerz'duks'mooink 1. Crazy sex noise usually made during sex. 2. Emotional state of hockey fan after unexpected hat trick wins game in extra period. alternate spelling utlpibtyktyrsdxmuynk
Daistallia 2104
22-06-2005, 15:33
We hearby threaten to sing the extended version of the Ohio Express song "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" every time we are beaten. In 32 part "harmony".
The Mushroom Kingship
22-06-2005, 17:45
TheFlying Goombas will sign up


We threatin to use lovemaking gophers to gross your immature minds as psycological warfare. BEWARE the darkness of the hampsters. They are the spawns of the gophers. They will defeat you. You will find it indetestable but unable to conquor their smallness AND darkness. i warn you with the depths of my power. You will lose. ;)
The Mushroom Kingship
22-06-2005, 17:53
bunnys dont have utlpipbtyktyrsdxmuynk.
Why dont bunnies make noise when they have sex?

They have cotton balls...
The Mushroom Kingship
22-06-2005, 17:54
And thats the last time my friend gets to control my country :rolleyes:
Krytenia
22-06-2005, 20:59
And thats the last time my friend gets to control my country :rolleyes:

Nevertheless, you are now to be known as "The Magic Mushroom Kingship".
Poppuli
23-06-2005, 01:52
We threaten to accept the fact that there is women and children in the crowd, and will charge and slaughter the crowd after being beaten by the other team. The worst part is this is all to get press for our latest rap album, Poppuli Uncensored and Unfit. It looks like we unlike some teams will try to win, but when all else fails we can settle on being 3rd worst.
Poppuli
23-06-2005, 02:01
And before I forget, our colors shall be red and brown and our mascot will be the wrathful drunks. :headbang:
Bedistan
23-06-2005, 02:16
In an effort to branch out from our single-sport international ways, the Grand Dominion of Bedistan would like to send a team to the Don Cherry Cup. Despite us not knowing the first thing about ice hockey. Of course, that didn't stop us in our first football World Cup, now did it?
Bipedal Apes
23-06-2005, 02:45
Bipedal Apes pleased to learn that after being beaten horribly by Bedistanians in World Cup qualifiers they may have chance for revenge on the ice.
[NS]Kalaallit Nunaat
23-06-2005, 04:21
after another three-way voting tie, a tie-breaker, a dinner break, four mugs of whiskey, another three-way voting tie, a roll in the snow, a quick trip to ask the Oracle of the Bull Moose and an argument over the legitimacy of royalty, the cherry cup hosting rights will be awarded to:

Very Angry Rabbits.
Liverpool England
23-06-2005, 06:43
Let me be the first to congratulate VAR on their successful hosting bid.

Phil Moore
LEIHC President
LEAHL Commissioner
Liverpool England-Oliverry Bid Vice-President
Krytenia
23-06-2005, 06:43
Bipedal Apes pleased to learn that after being beaten horribly by Bedistanians in World Cup qualifiers they may have chance for revenge on the ice.

Seconded.

Threat no.2: To take down the Bedistani Ice Hockey team...in a polite and neighbourly fashion, of course.

BRING ON THE MIDLAND DERBIES!

PS: Congrats, VAR.
Spruitland
23-06-2005, 06:53
The Spruitland Ice Bunnies would like to congratulate the Very Angry Rabbits as well - we are very pleased they will be hosting, and hope this will bring us good luck.

And since we haven't made a threat yet: we will, erm, threaten to bring a shipload of carrots with us as a, erm, gift for the local referees.
Harlesburg
23-06-2005, 06:58
In coming Communicade...

Dandy Intelligence Officer
Sir i say Sir it apears those Pompous gits from Very Angry Rabbits have failed to comprehend the difference between a u and a e."
Rupert The Red Duke Of York
"What perposturous we cant stand this what!"
Dandy Intelligence Officer
"What shall we do?"
Rupert The Red Duke Of York
"Get The Duke on the phone!"
Dandy Intelligence Officer
"Which one?
Rupert The Red Duke Of York"
"Edward Of Harlesburg Dammit!"

Sometime later......

Rupert The Red Duke Of York
"My Lord the fools from Var think they can dishonour our proud name with the insulence of mispelling it!"
Edward The Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
"Good God we must do something!"
Rupert The Red Duke Of York
War my Lord we need War!"
Edward the Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Very well Threaten to release the Hounds Have at them.....

BE WARNED VAR WE WILL RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!1!
If Tonnisia indeed sings dances or does anything simmilar to or related to one Crazy Frog The Most Glorious and Proud Nation OF The Confederacy Of Harlesburg will threaten to Smote them.-Thats what i was getting at.

(OOC)
Harlesburg is a City
Harlesberg is a Mountain. ;)
Harlesbourg smells funny because of all the French.
Oliverry
23-06-2005, 07:04
I will now RP a bit...

When he heard the news on radio, OHA's president, Jérome Latulipe, called Phil Moore to know if he received the news. It looked like he received the news as he just sent the letter to the organization of VAR's hosting bid.

Then, he jumped on his computer and typed this letter that he sent to VAR's organization:

I, personally, congratulate VAR for their succesful hosting bid.
I hope that this Cherry cup will be nice and that it will work succesfully

Jérome Latulipe, OHA/OHL president and OLE bid president

P.S.:Well, LE, as you put your association's president as vice-president, I thought I'd put mine as president if it doesn't matter to you
Liverpool England
23-06-2005, 08:11
P.S.:Well, LE, as you put your association's president as vice-president, I thought I'd put mine as president if it doesn't matter to you

No problem, that was exactly as I thought it as you posted our bid.
Harlesburg
23-06-2005, 12:42
I will now RP a bit...

When he heard the news on radio, OHA's president, Jérome Latulipe, called Phil Moore to know if he received the news. It looked like he received the news as he just sent the letter to the organization of VAR's hosting bid.

Then, he jumped on his computer and typed this letter that he sent to VAR's organization:

I, personally, congratulate VAR for their succesful hosting bid.
I hope that this Cherry cup will be nice and that it will work succesfully

Jérome Latulipe, OHA/OHL president and OLE bid president

P.S.:Well, LE, as you put your association's president as vice-president, I thought I'd put mine as president if it doesn't matter to you
VAR is hosting oh crap i should delete what i said....
Druida
23-06-2005, 13:25
Our mascot will be the wrathful drunks. :headbang:

Druida is proud to be supplying Poppuli with their mascots for Cherry Cup 14. Even if they are now swimming in a pool of ice cool beer somewhere in Hockey Canada.
Very Angry Rabbits
23-06-2005, 13:47
VAR is hosting oh crap i should delete what i said.... ...he...he...he...*various chortling sounds here*

So, now...burg is a who, and berg is a what? Anita Ekberg is a mountain?

;)
Very Angry Rabbits
23-06-2005, 14:06
Current through here, sign-ups for Cherry Cup XIV are:

The XIVth edition of the Don Cherry Cup will be hosted by...who? what? you're kidding! um...us...Very Angry Rabbits...urk? now we gotta do it...

Participants
Kalaallit Nunaat - Iceberg colors are red and white
Hockey Canada - Flyers Logo (http://www.onlinesports.com/images/jhd-nhl-flyers.jpg) - Home Jersey (http://mypage.bluewin.ch/nhl-shirt/...Flyers_home.jpg) - Away Jersey (http://www.sportsdepot.com/images/awayflyers.gif)
Vtorbetin
Oliverry colors are green, blue and red (http://membres.lycos.fr/lhjmq2004/Image1.png), alternate jersey (http://membres.lycos.fr/lhjmq2004/Image2.png)
Very Angry Rabbits - Artic Hares colors are white with green trim and red piping
Vilita - Ice Cats colors are orange and teal
Starblaydia - Rayzors colors are purple (and more purple) (http://www.starblaydestudios.co.uk/Images/CCKit.jpg)
Spruitland – Ice Bunnies colors are lime green with red trim, and a little black bunny (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Spruitland/SPRhockeykit.jpg)
Robotopolis - Synthos colors are Dr, Wily. Robotopolis Synthos' Team Logo (http://www.aaroncity.com/kanjiri/drwlogo.gif)
Squornshelous - Ferrets colors are black and red (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/squornshelous.jpg)
Chicanada - Kodiaks colors are red, blue and gold
Krytenia – Aces
Harlesburg - Blades
Iansisle - Gulls colors are white, orange and blue (http://www.sandiegomag.com/issues/february00/images/gulls.jpg)
Kericia – Seagulls colors are blue and white
Druida - Lightning colors are brown, dark brown, and yellow (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/NEWI/cherrykits.bmp)
Euroslavia - Phantoms colors are black and red
Liverpool England - Ice Terminators colors are red, yellow and blue
Tanah Burung - Cassowaries Current Champions --- and --- ranbked # 1! colors are yellow, black and red
Corneliu - Penguins colors are black and gold
Formal Dances - Waltzers
Tonissia
The Gulf States
Fmjphoenix - Blades colors are green and blue
Lovisa - Polish Bisons colors are dark blue, white, and blue
Daistallia 2104 - Gold Coins
The South Packerlands
Hypocria - Huskies colors are blue and white
Bettia - Icebergs colors are green and yellow
Poppuli - colors are red and brown
Bipedal Apes
The Mushroom Kingship - The Flying Goombas
Bedistan


Submitting Hosting Bids were:
Krytenia
Oliverry & Liverpool England
Very Angry Rabbits

So Far...
33 Participants
4 Potential Hosts submitting 3 Hopeful Hosting Bids and a partridge in a pear tree...
13 Threateners with 16ish Threats

Specific Threat/Warning Details

Liverpool England threatens to break their hockey sticks in half if they lose 3 games. watch out for flying splinters…
The South Packerlands threaten to throw Limberger at other player if they don’t win stop by the VAR gas-mask kiosk on your way to South Packerlands games…
Druida threatens to send both of it's drunken fans to Hockey Canada for good if they host again... no, wait, we already did that...you have 2fans…?
Krytenia threatens to actually be a threat...existentialist threats now…”I think, therefore, I threaten”…
Hockey Canada is a triple threat: Threat 1- To replace the ice with frozen beer forcing all players but theirs to lick the ice while they skate over their tongues and win.but it is, after all, beer…Threat 2- threaten to buy up shares of the host country until they own 10 percent of the host country.isn’t 90% still more than 10%? Threat 3- threaten to lose every game reaching new lows (even lower than Squornshelous). They will pull their goalie for each game non-stop. why, how considerate. We hope VAR plays HC a number of times…
fmjphoenix threaten to use lots of !!!!!!!! in their RPs they exclaimed...
Squornshelous threatens to ranbk everyone else we shall repair to our dictionary to seek information regarding this new verb...
Tonnisia threaten to have their players similtaniously do the Numa Numa Dance after the opposition Scores.........................................NAKED!while playing the crazyfrog tune this should be interesting...
Harlesburg threatens to threaten Tonissia with threatening threat for threatening that threat. unable to follow that...er...thought, we reache for our trusty bottle of tequila... and Harlsburg (u...e...u...e...eh, u i guess...)/[u] also threaten (re - certain spelling irregularities -- BE WARNED VAR WE WILL RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!1! any hound releasing will result in certain retributive activity by officials on the ice...[u]and further If Tonnisia indeed sings dances or does anything simmilar to or related to one Crazy Frog The Most Glorious and Proud Nation OF The Confederacy Of Harlesburg threatens to Smote them. smite them...smote them...smite them...smote them...e...u...e...u...;)
Daistallia 2104 threaten to sing the extended version of the Ohio Express song "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" every time they are beaten. In 32 part "harmony". we think they mean "32 part cacophony"...
The Mushroom Kingship threaten to use lovemaking gophers to gross our immature minds as psycological warfare. BEWARE the darkness of the hampsters. They are the spawns of the gophers. They will defeat us. You will find it indetestable but unable to conquor their smallness AND darkness. They warn us with the depths of their power. You will lose. did anybody follow that? is there an editor in the house?...
Poppuli threaten to accept the fact that there are women and children in the crowd, and will charge and slaughter the crowd after being beaten by any other team. This is simply to get press for their latest rap album, Poppuli Uncensored and Unfit. product placement is everywhere...
Spruitland threaten to bring a shipload of carrots with them as a, erm, gift for the local referees. large quantities of small bills in plain brown paper bags also work well...

History of The Don Cherry Cup
The Don Cherry Cup was founded by Kalaallit Nunaat to provide an arena for an NS Ice Hockey tournament, recognizing excellence in the sport, and a forum for a bunch of fun.

Past Champions
Cherry Cup 1: SterlingIce
Cherry Cup 2: Soviet Haaregrad
Cherry Cup 3: Tranquillitis
Cherry Cup 4: Eizen
Cherry Cup 5: Starblaydia
Cherry Cup 6: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 7: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 8: Starblaydia
Cherry Cup 9: Oliverry
Cherry Cup 10: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 11: Robotopolis
Cherry Cup 12: Robotopolis
Cherry Cup 13: Tanah Burung

Past Hosts
Cherry Cup 1: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 2: Kalaallit Nunaat
Cherry Cup 3: Kaze Progressa
Cherry Cup 4: The Belmore Family
Cherry Cup 5: The Gulf States
Cherry Cup 6: Squornshelous
Cherry Cup 7: Liverpool England
Cherry Cup 8: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 9: Oliverry
Cherry Cup 10: Tanah Burung
Cherry Cup 11: Chicanada
Cherry Cup 12: Iansisle
Cherry Cup 13: Hockey Canada

Just for the record...there is no record ;)

WATCH THIS SPACE! WE WILL SOON BE COMMENCING TO BEGIN TO START!!

p.s. somebody pass the word to Sister Hale Marie. The word is..."Dice"...
Very Angry Rabbits
23-06-2005, 14:21
The XIVth edition of the Don Cherry Cup, to be played in the Armed and Dangerous Warren of Very Angry Rabbits, can be found here...

Cherry Cup XIV Rosters | Scores | RP | General Nonsense (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=427677)
Robotopolis
23-06-2005, 20:22
Ha! I'm 3 for 4 in predicting hosts! I'm the greatest.

BTW, Congrats VAR.
Harlesburg
24-06-2005, 07:26
...he...he...he...*various chortling sounds here*

So, now...burg is a who, and berg is a what? Anita Ekberg is a mountain?

;)
Im sure she has a nice pair of Spitsler Zwillings(should tranlsate to twin peaks...).. :eek:

Harlesburgs Home Colours are Yellow with red and blue strips
Away Colours are Blue with Red and Yellow Strips
Alterante is White with the Red Yellow and Blue strips around chest high descending to the belly button vertically

http://www.puckmonkey.com/media/media2/dinner.jpg