NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, that's right. I, Czardas, am looking for an enemy to invade, fight a war with, or otherwise engage in military activity. The specifications are:

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy, etc., especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations. Czardas considers its duty to be ridding the world of dictatorships and freeing oppressed tribes and peoples.

and/or

2) The nation must have invaded other, nearby nations, in search of resources; or, the nation may have condemned Czardas's possession of military resources, in order to be able to invade.

and/or

3) The nation must have broken the terms of a treaty negotiated in the past (can be worked out) by invading, imprisoning political prisoners, building military blockades around nations Czardas has diplomatic relations with, etc.

If you follow any of these specifications or are interested in fighting a war RP with me, send me a telegram (link in my siggy) or post in this thread, or both. Also, if you want to be an ally, do the same thing. You will have opportunities to join up until the start of the RP.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

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It is so tempting...

So very, very tempting...

Right. I volunteer. What kind of technology level are you at?

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy, etc.,
All of the above.
especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations.
Daily!

Czardas, I'll volunteer. I'm one of the...erm...larger...nations in the world, and have a huge military budget. Send me a message if you're interested (I don't check forums too often).

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy,We certainly qualify for that. It is even a racially-based matriarchy, making it racist and sexist at the same time.
especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations.I suppose we are actually good for "human rights" as they are generally understood...
2) The nation must have invaded other, nearby nations, in search of resources;We invaded Cvechiokal for peacekeeping purposes with no intention of giving it back, but the people actually appear to welcome our rule...
the nation may have condemned Czardas's possession of military resources, in order to be able to invade.Only if Czardas appears to the outside world as an unstable rogue state, such as ClemsonTigers did.
3) The nation must have broken the terms of a treaty negotiated in the past (can be worked out) by invading, imprisoning political prisoners, building military blockades around nations Czardas has diplomatic relations with, etc.I do not believe we are yet signatories to any treaties, so I am afraid we do not meet this specification.

(You want an enemy? Randomly click a thread in II and two out of three times, it's a bad "evil" country posting. ;))

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy, etc., especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations. Czardas considers its duty to be ridding the world of dictatorships and freeing oppressed tribes and peoples.
Imperialistic Constitutional Monarchy ok with you? And I think beating dissenters and making them "disappear" works.


2) The nation must have invaded other, nearby nations, in search of resources; or, the nation may have condemned Czardas's possession of military resources, in order to be able to invade.

Mmm, possible.


3) The nation must have broken the terms of a treaty negotiated in the past (can be worked out) by invading, imprisoning political prisoners, building military blockades around nations Czardas has diplomatic relations with, etc.

Perhaps if you had an island to dispute over or something?

Or even my Colony in the Haven region...

(You want an enemy? Randomly click a thread in II and two out of three times, it's a bad "evil" country posting. ;))Just make sure it's the right tech level. I would love to see an MT nation get manhandled by our Borg friend BLACKGRUE. Mmm... nanites!

Just make sure it's the right tech level. I would love to see an MT nation get manhandled by our Borg friend BLACKGRUE. Mmm... nanites!

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BLACKGRUE? Nanites? Pishposh. The biomechanical minds of the Borg have a single, huge failure.

Assimilation is a waste of time.

Stop with the threadjacking.

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy, etc., especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations. Czardas considers its duty to be ridding the world of dictatorships and freeing oppressed tribes and peoples.

Theives are publically executed, children are required to begin millitary disciplining at fourteen years of age so that they may be better prepared for mandatory service at eighteen, terminally ill people "dissapear" from their hospital beds, etc.

Am I qualified?

"1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy, etc., especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations."

The sure: Dictatorship that is known to involve itself in slaving, genocide(Crimmond was 35% non-human at the start of this government. It is now 99.9% human. Damn underground...), general warmongering and occasional human testing of nerve gas.

The iffy: Created a new race of creatures built for nothing but war and intimidation of the populace. Largest city has permanently disrupted rainfall patterns in Europe, causing great swaths of land being decimated by constant acid rain.

To make it more fair, I'll ask that Gholgoth not make this an alliance war, if you wish.

tis funny, how many nations out there dont fit the required formats? Every man and his monkey is a dictatorship, thassit the most prominent nazi state is going democratic. SCREW YOU ALL :P

tis funny, how many nations out there dont fit the required formats? Every man and his monkey is a dictatorship, thassit the most prominent nazi state is going democratic. SCREW YOU ALL :P

(keeps this quote for future reference)

tis funny, how many nations out there dont fit the required formats? Every man and his monkey is a dictatorship, thassit the most prominent nazi state is going democratic. SCREW YOU ALL :P

Yes, it's rather hard to break away from the old cliches...but then again, I doubt Hitler aimed to be "creative" as well as tyrannical.

I nominate the landwhereweplayallthetim of Frisbee Freaks. That place invaded my nation over my refusal to sell nuclear armaments with it and is some sort of dictatorship. I would nominate myself if that nation mentioned above is an ally of yours.

I qualify for pretty much all of the above, and you can *try* to invade me, but I can pretty much bet everything that I have that it would fail miserably.

Created a new race of creatures built for nothing but war and intimidation of the populace.

Quasi-IC: "Doesn't everyone? I know I have."

Leaving aside these jokers, I'm...more than willing to invade your land, subjugate your people, and take your natural resources to serve the Greater Good of the Imperium. I trust that my...reputation precedes me?

Ah-hm.

Be that as it may, I'll...fill out the form.

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy.

I fulfill all three categories.

2)The nation must have invaded other, nearby nations, in search of resources; or, the nation may have condemned Czardas's possession of military resources, in order to be able to invade.

I'm confident that this wouldn't be necessary, though the first has happened several times.

3) The nation must have broken the terms of a treaty negotiated in the past (can be worked out) by invading, imprisoning political prisoners, building military blockades around nations Czardas has diplomatic relations with, etc.


Political prisoners, check. Treaties broken, check. Military blockades...um...not sure. Just out of curiosity, do these violations need to have anything to do with you?

Any tech level Needed?

Leaving aside these jokers, I'm...more than willing to invade your land, subjugate your people, and take your natural resources to serve the Greater Good of the Imperium. I trust that my...reputation precedes me?

I did consider offering to subjugate him as C'tan, but they've got a reputation to think of. Plus, Atum lets me get millions of jaffa killed in the war!

Yes, that's right. I, Czardas, am looking for an enemy to invade, fight a war with, or otherwise engage in military activity. The specifications are:

1) The nation must be a dictatorship, monarchy, aristocracy, etc., especially one that has recently committed a large number of human rights violations. Czardas considers its duty to be ridding the world of dictatorships and freeing oppressed tribes and peoples.

and/or

2) The nation must have invaded other, nearby nations, in search of resources; or, the nation may have condemned Czardas's possession of military resources, in order to be able to invade.

and/or

3) The nation must have broken the terms of a treaty negotiated in the past (can be worked out) by invading, imprisoning political prisoners, building military blockades around nations Czardas has diplomatic relations with, etc.

If you follow any of these specifications or are interested in fighting a war RP with me, send me a telegram (link in my siggy) or post in this thread, or both. Also, if you want to be an ally, do the same thing. You will have opportunities to join up until the start of the RP.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the UniverseMy country is a mixture of theocracy/feudalism. We oppress gays. We execute people. I will gladly RP a war with you.

I would not mind having a go as my country the Empire of Ugorla is a police state.
Only problem is that i have joined the UN and i have not invaded any one but people do disappear if you get my meaning.

I'm a MT nation, population 78,000,000, military reserves 2-4% of population (about 2-3,000,000), inhabited entirely by humans, with deadly special operative divisions.

Let's see now:

1) I'd prefer to RP with a nation on the same tech level.

2) I don't mind RPing with nations with huge armies. Quality not quantity.

3) I wouldn't mind being invaded.

Specific cases:
Ryanania -- In that case, it would have to be something along the lines of
Czardas: Stop it.
Ryanania: No.
Czardas: I said...
Ryanania: What can you do to stop us?
Czardas: *declares war*
In other words, I'd have to be the initiator based on the human rights violations, unless you turned expansionist all of a sudden. It can be worked out by TG.

Roania -- The violations you mention would not have to do something with me, but preferably a helpless nation with little military or something of the sort. I mean, if you decided to blockade a 2 billion population nation with 50,000,000 deathless robot soldiers, I wouldn't do anything. (For the subjugating purposes I can create a puppet.) And it sounds like you would be the one to invade this time.

And, yes, despite your post I have heard something of you. It sounds like RPing with you will be an...er...interesting experience. *giggles under breath*;)

Imitora -- If the outcome is that assured, it wouldn't be worth it.

Avika -- Never heard of Frisbee Freaks. Maybe I'll direct him/her to this post.

Crimmond -- This is almost exactly what I'm looking for. If your nation is FT, of course, it won't work nearly as well, but I could make a valiant attempt. After all, it'd be for a good cause. And it'd be fun...especially if the creatures are metal-plated, huge, and carry fearsome weapons. ;)

Ermacia -- Yes, you do qualify. Mandatory military service isn't too bad, but the death penalty, disappearances of the terminally ill, and taking away children does make it worse. I think that would be interesting. Especially if you wanted more military resources, but we weren't willing to trade.

Midlonia -- Hmmm, a disputed colony. That would be a good idea. As part of a treaty negotiated in 1933, Czardas was forced to give up all of its overseas colonies. Say an island was one of them, and Czardaians still live there. Then you arrive, they dissent, and are beaten or liquidated... Not a bad idea.

Imperial Galactica -- I'll send you a TG.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I would not mind having a go as my country the Empire of Ugorla is a police state.
Only problem is that i have joined the UN and i have not invaded any one but people do disappear if you get my meaning.Yes, I understand. And police states are one of my specialties. However, there would have to be some kind of trigger.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I'm ruled out then...

I'm ruled out then...You're inhabited by moles, aren't you? If so, I don't think that would work....it would be far too reminiscent of 'Return of the Jedi'... ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I do not even get a response... ::sad look:: I suppose invading foreign lands on the 'pretense' of restoring order does not count, then? Then again, unlike so many others here, I apparently do not actually try to be evil, merely different.

I do not even get a response... ::sad look:: I suppose invading foreign lands on the 'pretense' of restoring order does not count, then? Then again, unlike so many others here, I apparently do not actually try to be evil, merely different.Oh dear, I must not have noticed you! Maybe it was because you said at the bottom that you don't qualify? So sorry I missed you...

Invading foreign lands on the pretense of restoring order would be a good idea for an RP. I can create a puppet nation, for example, with little military, that you can then invade to 'restore order'...yes, that is a good idea.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

So far, I have gotten away with restore-order invasions twice: once in Cvechiokal because a rogue state started getting expansionistic (and so we stopped them and expanded for them) and once in Zackaroth to put down genocidal civil unrest (but we were later repelled because we are not much for the desert).

Cvechiokal is not 'officially' a liege part of the vesh quite yet because the plebiscite concerning independence has not yet occurred; I can ensure you that we have taken subtle measures to ensure that we get absurdly high numbers that indicate the populace desires to join the vesh. You could, of course, accuse us of rigging the vote...

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As for "tech levels," yes, we are nasty reptilian space aliens. However, our fancy technology mostly provides for pretty special-effects when fighting modern forces, high-quality equipment that does not act much differently in operation than modern technology. Our aircraft are just that, aircraft (not aerospace fighters); our tanks are perhaps just slightly above the industry standard (weakened because they try to fulfill several roles at once); our infantry are tough but still do not react well to bullets and may carry gravitic pulse weapons which act just like assault rifles with more pyrotechnics. Spaceships double as wet-navy ships (with an unfortunate halving of firepower), so on and so forth. It should not be too much of a problem.

You're inhabited by moles, aren't you? If so, I don't think that would work....it would be far too reminiscent of 'Return of the Jedi'... ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

aYE.... I see...

Racist are we!!!!!!
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Damn your MTedness...

Hey, Czardas I think I sent you a telegram, asking if I could be your ally against these jokers....but now that I think about it, it might not work, considering that we're a Compulsory Consumerist State....

Bah. And Lord Atum doesn't get mentioned either. Tut tut tut.

Hey, Czardas I think I sent you a telegram, asking if I could be your ally against these jokers....but now that I think about it, it might not work, considering that we're a Compulsory Consumerist State....If you want to be an ally, that's fine with me. I mean, if a dictatorship wanted to help me against another dictatorship, it's perfectly all right with me. I mean, I might try to convince you to restore elections, but you're under no obligation to follow my advice.

(And I can't find the telegram in my inbox. Try resending it.)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Leaving aside these jokers, I'm...more than willing to invade your land, subjugate your people, and take your natural resources to serve the Greater Good of the Imperium. I trust that my...reputation precedes me?Heyheyhey! Quit hornin' in on my chances, RoRo. Don't make me drop ten tons of litter on your nation again.... hehe

Heyheyhey! Quit hornin' in on my chances, RoRo. Don't make me drop ten tons of litter on your nation again.... hehe

Oh, is it your turn, Crimmy-boy? I'm sorry, I'll have to prime the water cannons... hehe. Still, you're right. I took out the previous volunteer, the field is all clear for you.

By the way, I recommend large hammers to the elbows instead of knees this time. You want them to kneel. :p

Well that me out as well

bump

If you want to be an ally, that's fine with me. I mean, if a dictatorship wanted to help me against another dictatorship, it's perfectly all right with me. I mean, I might try to convince you to restore elections, but you're under no obligation to follow my advice.

(And I can't find the telegram in my inbox. Try resending it.)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Well the telegram was just explaining how I'd like to be an ally and didn't go into specifics or anything. About elections, I was actually going to have elections and I typed up the post and everything, but there were some technical problems so it failed and made me angry. What happened IC was that the Emperor retired and couldn't decide on his successor so he had the public vote on three people. Not exactly free and open but same kind of deal. So anyway I'm big, which might even the score against some of the huge nations....on the other hand it might totally tip the scales.

Well the telegram was just explaining how I'd like to be an ally and didn't go into specifics or anything. About elections, I was actually going to have elections and I typed up the post and everything, but there were some technical problems so it failed and made me angry. What happened IC was that the Emperor retired and couldn't decide on his successor so he had the public vote on three people. Not exactly free and open but same kind of deal. So anyway I'm big, which might even the score against some of the huge nations....on the other hand it might totally tip the scales.Ah, I see.

I'm still waiting for someone to respond to my post above...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe