Stereotype Pirates
12-06-2005, 05:12
Captain George Garrot the state premier of The Lands Of Rum was evicted from the country today. George was a fierce pirate in his days and was eventually appointed with the control of the Lands of Rum. But in his term he has beed corrupted by a corporate giant in a neighbouring region. There have been reports of him exporting parrots no a non pirate nation. Such dealings with non pirate nations alone can result in eviction or even death. But it was his latest move to band Rum in the state to increase worker productivity that was the final straw.
The countries leader Captain Long John Copper had this to say.
"It be a sad day when a mighty pirate turns into nothing more than a blasted red coat."
There is now an investiagtion into all ministers, premiers and other high ranking captains to ensure that no one else is turning against the way of the pirate.
The countries leader Captain Long John Copper had this to say.
"It be a sad day when a mighty pirate turns into nothing more than a blasted red coat."
There is now an investiagtion into all ministers, premiers and other high ranking captains to ensure that no one else is turning against the way of the pirate.