I wanted to try and wipe out my national animal...
Whoops theres the tea
08-06-2005, 08:53
..by carrying out a strict policy of deforestation.
However since other policies have come into effect the ability of my nations lumberjacks has been drastically reduced (they keep muttering about pay??? :confused: )
Can anyone lend me their national equivalent of B30,000,000 (Thirty million Bobs) to fund my continued decimation of my countries natural landscape?
Please....?
Incoming Message from Nili...
...No...
~Sincerely, High Priest Zephon~
Whoops theres the tea
08-06-2005, 14:50
Why not?
Incoming Response of Nili
Alright but only if you make a mass-sacrifice of them in my name...
~The Executioner of Heathens, Lord Zephon~
As mass deforestation is harmful not only to your nation but the other nations that share the planet with yours, the Empire of Tanara firmly declines to assisst you an any way be it money, personel, equipment, or other aid.
Whoops theres the tea
09-06-2005, 07:34
DEAR NILI
Ok, as long as you dont mind if my downtrodden masses' hearts arent in the sacrifice.
You see the only God they believe in is the mighty FTSE!
Sorry bout that....
Whoops theres the tea
09-06-2005, 07:37
DEAR TANARA
Whoops theres the tea will not forget your insolence. We need the trees to keep our tooth-pick industries in business. And the lesser truncated mongo is becoming a suburban pest.
Watch your back Tanara. Our citizens have all been brainwashed to listen to their government.... :)
Whoops theres the tea
09-06-2005, 07:40
DEAR IMITORA
When our space programme, designated "Operation How Much For The Boy?", is complete, we will not annihilate your people. Instead we will offer them the 'hand of friendship', gloved in the gauntlet of 'military might', and wearing the rings of 'not listening to reason'.
imported_Angelus
09-06-2005, 17:28
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I've been watching this discussion with some interest, and I believe that I can provide a solution.
I will provide the necessary labour to deforest your country, thus annihilating your precious national animal. All you provide me in return is raw organic material in the form of 50,000 of your citizens to do with as I please.
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Mother
The Angelic Mainframe
Membership: Triumvirate of Yut, Deus Ex Machina Consortium
*Blinks* *Yawns* I've had more credible threats from a three year old.
I won't play the my population trumps your population card -
Instead I'll throw out the fact that The Empire of Tanara is FT, and not located on planet Earth.
You can try finding us by the old adage "First Black hole to your left and straight through till morning"
Gelfland
10-06-2005, 08:33
my government is unable to lend money at this time, however, another option presents itself: permit us to conduct a series of live-fire ortillery exersises in your territory. It will provide my troops some good training, and leave you with a couple square miles of more-or-less open land to do with as you please.
our only request is that we be permitted to export a small collection of mongos for our own purposes.
Whoops theres the tea
10-06-2005, 20:19
I SEE! YOUR ALL OUT FOR YOURSELVES OR THE PLANET!
FINE!
Slave labour it is.
You there, get a whip and start rounding up the first people you meet....
PRONTO!!!
Sephrioth
10-06-2005, 20:24
nuke em
imported_Angelus
10-06-2005, 22:43
Slave labour it is.
You there, get a whip and start rounding up the first people you meet....
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That's the spirit.
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Mother
The Angelic Mainframe
Membership: Triumvirate of Yut, Deus Ex Machina Consortium
Gelfland
11-06-2005, 00:35
The government of gelfland strongly discourages the use of slave labor, if you persist in such actions, we will be forced to "liberate" your workers.
Nili applauds your common sense with the issue.