Atlantian Outcasts
20-05-2005, 15:21
ANNN:
"A private organization known as "Fanboys R Us" have started up what seems to be a massive project. In orbit around one of the many uninhabited worlds in the Atlantian star cluster, they have been building what looks to be a "Death Star" from the well-known Terran "Star Wars" franchise back on Earth.
"Its not just a Death Star!" Yamulth, the leader of the project, comments "It also has a Megazord mode! And a cloaking device! And several weapons that shouldn't even be able to exist in this universe!"
When asked about some of his favorite parts of the Death Star Megazord, Yamulth replied "The freakin huge Laser Cannon, of course! Oh, and the freakin huge lightsaber! We're gonna PWN you all!"
We also asked one of the engineers about how they have been building this thing.
"Well" he says "We stripped EVERYTHING off of that planet below that had any value, and used it on this sucker. And that still wasn't enough. So, we started having to connect parts with superglue, and make some sheets of metal out of cardboard. I don't think anyone will notice, however. They'll be too focused on the freakin huge laser cannon of uber d00m"
When a Senator was asked his opinion, all he said was "Ohhhh, sweet jeebus...And I'm not even Christian"
And there you have it folks, one mega fanboy's project come true."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/neosword41/mecha/1114107343193.jpg
"A private organization known as "Fanboys R Us" have started up what seems to be a massive project. In orbit around one of the many uninhabited worlds in the Atlantian star cluster, they have been building what looks to be a "Death Star" from the well-known Terran "Star Wars" franchise back on Earth.
"Its not just a Death Star!" Yamulth, the leader of the project, comments "It also has a Megazord mode! And a cloaking device! And several weapons that shouldn't even be able to exist in this universe!"
When asked about some of his favorite parts of the Death Star Megazord, Yamulth replied "The freakin huge Laser Cannon, of course! Oh, and the freakin huge lightsaber! We're gonna PWN you all!"
We also asked one of the engineers about how they have been building this thing.
"Well" he says "We stripped EVERYTHING off of that planet below that had any value, and used it on this sucker. And that still wasn't enough. So, we started having to connect parts with superglue, and make some sheets of metal out of cardboard. I don't think anyone will notice, however. They'll be too focused on the freakin huge laser cannon of uber d00m"
When a Senator was asked his opinion, all he said was "Ohhhh, sweet jeebus...And I'm not even Christian"
And there you have it folks, one mega fanboy's project come true."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/neosword41/mecha/1114107343193.jpg