Bestiville
18-05-2005, 12:41
Lancre Cup X
Heat 1- Chcot
Utter Complete Idiots versus GNY Embassy
The first match of the Tenth Lancre Cup got off to a shaky start as the whole pitch was beseeched by a plague of Locust, which temporarily terrorized the fans before a man with a giant Bug Spray can scared them off.
‘Booger off!’ the man said, with a strong Siroccan accent.
The pitch was in no way perfect for the game to be played on, even before the Locust.
‘A plague?’ the UCI manager told a group of press after the match, ‘our luck never changes. It seems that the whole of the Nationstates world is against us even winning ONE match. ONE! That’s all we ask for!’
He then ran off crying.
The final score was UCI 1 GNY Embassy 3
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Tonca versus –Arynth-
‘Last time’, a Tonca player said, ‘Was not, I repeat, not a fluke. Just because the whole of the Lancre Cup was moved to Tonca for a couple of matches. We are here to prove that we can win without being in Tonca’
The Toncan fans were out in force; there was definitely a majority in their numbers than to any of the other sets of fans (except Siroccans). They were giving their full support to their team.
This was until a plague of frogs hit the stadium.
‘Oh for…’ The newly elected BLF President Tony Ingoe spoke, ‘I can truly see why the previous BLF president went mad’
The same Siroccan man running onto the pitch with a giant mallet saved the match.
‘Geet away!’ he shouted.
The match was a close affair, but it ended with an -Arynth- striker scoring a fantastic volley.
‘We are so proud to be going into the Quarter finals’ the –Arynth- manager said, ‘They will be fun’.
‘Damn.’ the Toncan manager shouted at us while getting on the plane back to Tonca.
The Game ended Tonca 2 –Arynth- 3
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LostLotheria versus Hockey Canada
‘It’s our first Lancre Cup’ the Hockey Canada team said, ‘but we are playing to win. We’re not playing to “do our best”. Hell no, we’re playing to WIN’
‘Well we’re just playing to do better than last time.’ The LostLotheria team said, ‘That’s all that matters. That we do our best’
This was followed by roars of laughter from the Hockey Canada team.
‘You may laugh now, but let’s see who’s laughing at the end of the match!’
The LostLotheria team was filled with a new urge to totally embarrass the HC team, which would’ve gone off without a hitch if the whole pitch hadn’t been filled with a plague of Armored Scorpions.
‘Get oot of my coontry!’ the Siroccan man screamed, running at them with a chainsaw.
‘The Armored Scorpions were our first clue’ the BLF president said, ‘that these ‘Plagues’ were something to do with Dregruk. Why else would there be a bunch of Armored Scorpions in Sirocco?’
‘What?!’ the Dregruk manager said, ‘Our secret weapons have been escaping?’
The score was LostLotheria 2 Jockey Canada 1
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Andrewmania versus Bongostan
The Bongostan team, who’d been very successful in the previous Cup, started the match with a small song and dance. The Lyrics were transcribed and are listed in full below.
‘We are going to win,
(Shuffles feet)
Don’t even try and stop us,
(Jumps one way, then the other)
We will smash you in the shin,
(Walks over to the Andrewmania team and wallops them in the shins)
So that you can’t win!
(Kicks the writhing Andrewmania team in the teeth)
Soundtrack available.
As the whole Andrewmania team were injured the match looked like a dead cert for Bongostan, but the surprise came when Andrewmania scored 2 goals in the first half. Just by limping with the ball into the goal.
‘Our defense, we must admit, wasn’t doing all that well…’
The second half was another well played half for Andrewmania, as they scored 2 goals. They thought it was all over until the amount of injury time was announced.
2 hours. There were quite a lot of injuries, after all.
The Andrewmania team eventually withered and fell over, to the jeering of the crowd and the joy of the Bongostan team as they scored 5 goals.
The final score was Andrewmania 4 Bongostan 5
Heat Two- Heerbee Jurraginz
Jamiezomonia versus Vtorbetin
‘Okay’ Tony Ingoe said, ‘We’ve got rid of the ‘plagues’ from heat 1. Heat 2 should run smoothly, yes?’
‘Don’t bet on in!’ a man at the back of the crowd shouted, before running away.
It’s true that the first half of the first match in heat 2 ran smoothly, to the joy of the BLF president, but as the Jamiezomonian and Vtorbetin team entered the pitch they were hit by some sudden erratic weather.
‘I’ve heard of rains of frogs, but assorted breakfast cereals? For gods sake, we’ll be picking Coco-pops off the grass for years to come.’
Most of the Jamiezomonian team seemed to be ‘Kellogg’s Crunchy Nuts’ (well it is ludicracly tasty) and were propelled by the energy that the cereal gave them.
‘We’d rather have a bowl of Coco-pops’ the Vtorbetin captain said.
The score was Jamiezomonia 4 Vtorbetin 1
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Zamboni Island versus The Hartlot of Babylon
The second match of Heat 2 was between two teams who never made it past the heats last time, and so were both in a high chance of progressing to the Quarterfinals.
However, this match was ruined slightly because of a tiger running out into the middle of the pitch and scoring a goal for The Hartlot.
‘I’m Great’ he shouted, ‘Earn your stripes’.
He was then tranquillised and killed by several Zamboni island players.
The match ended Zamboni Island 2 The Hartlot of Babylon 3
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Sirocco versus Bestiville
An uproar began in the pre-match preperation. It seemed that before the match Bestiville had snuck into the Siroccan Dressing room and stolen their boots in the hope that they really were as magic as it was claimed. This of course created all sorts of whining from the Siroccan side and all sorts of complaining from the Sirrocan general public- who were intent on winning the cup for a second time.
The Siroccan fans -in their huge numbers- then decided through obvious deep thinking that if Bestiville were to steal their boots then they’d steal all of the Bestiville team’s clothes. The clothes were hung from poles on the top of the stadium as the Siroccan fans chanted, ‘Go and get your clothes you naked losers!’.
The match wasn’t postponed, however. The Bestiville team, despite having magic boots, were obviously put off by the fact that they ONLY HAD MAGIC BOOTS, and lost.
‘Ach’ King Siroc spake, ‘We are on our way to winning the cup for a second time! I’ll become used to using it as a giant novelty beer tankard’
He then looked shiftily around.
‘Not that I do or anything…’
The final score was Sirocco 4 Bestiville 2
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Gandhi followers versus Earth 2
‘Right men’, the Gandhi Follower captain shouted out onto the pitch, ‘Arm your weapons!’
This was how the match started, a bunch of ferocious Gandhi Followers arming Flame-throwers and grenade launchers.
The Earth 2 players hid behind the barriers and cried.
Upon being forced to get out onto the pitch by several of the new and improved LCOT (Lancre Cup Official Thugs) they then cowered as the Gandhi followers started their attacking formation.
‘Eeek!’ the Earth 2 goalie cried before leaping out of the Gandhi Followers way.
It looked like the match was well won for the Gandhi followers until the Earth 2 captain stood up to a flame-thrower wielding Gandhi follower. This was followed by a massive explosion.
‘How were we meant to know that Corn Flakes were flammable?’
The match ended Gandhi followers 4 Earth 2 0
Heat 3- Sil-y-Bugghirs
DTAS LAND versus Rachels Insanity
This match immediately started with a goal. The DTAS LAND attacker merely ran past all of the RI defenders and then into the goal.
‘I’ve never seen anything like it’ a fan told our interviewer after the match, ‘It must have been the biggest victory like, ever’
And it was a great victory, with a hat trick for each of the DTAS LAND strikers.
‘I’m not saying it was easy’ the DTAS LAND manager said, ‘but it was easy. This time we’re going to win the Cup, last time it was snatched from our grasp by Sirocco. Watch out Lancre!’
DTAS are well on their way to winning the cup if they are always going to win by such margins.
The match was avalanched DTAS LAND 6 Rachels Insanity 0
---
Umgullia versus Dregruk
One of our staff overheard a conversation before the match between the Dregruk manager and a partially drunken scientist.
‘Psst?’ the manager said.
‘Not yet’ the scientist said, taking a swig of drink.
‘Have the ‘Players’ been released from their vats?’
‘Don’t talk to me like that…’ the scientist said before taking a swing at the Dregruk manager and being obliterated.
‘Zeon needs you!’
‘How about going and dying?’
‘ZEON!’
‘Ahhhhhh!’
This conversation was the trigger of a riot that would soon overshadow the match. It may also have effected the players, seeing as the rioters soon engulfed the pitch.
Dregruk ended up winning, much as they did in their last match versus Umgullia.
The final score was Umgullia 2 Dregruk 3
---
Jothopolis versus SAF
‘I hope the rioters have been cleared away’ BLF President Tony Ingoe said, ‘Or else’.
‘Well, not quite…’ one of the LCOT mumbled.
This was followed by a screeching and a voice with a strong Siroccan accent shouting ‘Peese oof’.
‘Whoever that mad Siroccan man is, hire him for the LCOT’ Tony Ingoe commanded.
With the rioters cleared away the match could finally start.
It was a pretty routine and boring match, with there only being one goal scored.
It ended up as Jothopolis 1 SAF 0
---
Aamericaa versus Extreme Dictators
‘It is great to be back in Lancre’ the ED captain said, ‘Our recent revival has meant that our players are fresh and definitely ready to win the Cup’
‘Don’t bet on it buddy’ a small man at the back of the crowd said, before running away.
‘We really need to find out who that man is’ one of the LCOT said.
The match started uninterupted, but it soon developed into a traditional Lancre cup disaster.
One of the players went mad, ate the ball and most of the players before screaming and burrowing into the ground.
‘We have a feeling’ King Siroc apologized, ‘that a flightless Hippo may have infiltrated the stadium and disguised itself as one of the Aamericaa players.’
‘Isn’t this an example of really bad security?’
‘Look!’ King Siroc said, pointing, ‘A distraction!’
The match finished Aamericaa 2 Extreme Dictators 4
Heat 4- Menda City
Yesnono versus Fatheaded Edward
A slight scuffle occurred before the match between a Yesnono player and a Fatheaded Edward player. Apparently, the FE player had started saying something about 'Fatheads', the Yesnono player thought that he was talking about him and decided that the best way to sort this out would be to flatten him.
It was eventually confirmed that the FE player was just singing the Fatheaded national anthem, 'Edward is a great big Fathead'.
Despite this scuffle, the match was played fairly, and mostly without arguments.
The final score was Yesnono 3 Fatheaded Edward 1
---
Hoge versus Docere
'We only wish for a fair match', the manager of Hoge said, blinking rapidly, 'we'd hate to make any of the Docere players mad.'
'Bloody stupid new Lancrastians' The Docerian manager shouted, 'If they think that they have a chance of winning their first Lancre Cup -when they've only just came to Lancre- then they have another thing coming!'
In fact, it appears that Docere were so biased towards Hoge as 'New Lancrastians' that they refused to kick off at the start of the game. They insisted that the Hoge players bow before their feet and pray to them.
The Hoge players agreed, and prayed at the Docerians feet. Much to the horror of the Docerian players, who'd only said it as a joke.
The match eventually ended Hoge 0 Docere 4
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Troon versus Hippie Dudes
'We have personally made sure' the BLF president said to the assembled press before the match, 'that the Hippie Dudes have no way of kidnapping the Troon players. None of this scarecrow nonsense from the previous Lancre Cup, none.'
Much to his horror, however, the Hippie Dudes had managed to approach Troon, Mission Inpossible style from the ceiling, grab them and run away.
'Calm as a clam' the BLF president said, 'I can truly see why it was that the previous BLF president snapped in a Hippie Dude match…'
The Troon players were eventually found, strapped to the roof of 'the chamber of peace' in Sirocco. They were slightly scared.
Their kidnapping probably affected them in some way, and they lost the match.
Troon 2 Hippie Dudes 3
---
Blu-tac versus Sliponia
'Why are we the last to play? Again?' The Sliponia players inquired to the gathered BLF executives, 'Have you got something against our total brilliance?'
'Look' a spokesperson said, stepping forward, 'Your nations name must have fallen out of the stupid chav hat that we use to draw the names out of. Again.'
I suppose you could say that the Sliponia players were irritated at the BLFs determination to place them at the end of the heats, when most people had gone home because of the fact that players seemed to regularly explode, and that Dregruk's next match was quickly approaching.
'Well we're not staying. Remember Dregruk's match from Lancre Cup IX?' a fan asked us.
'Which one?'
'All of them! Remember when they placed mines on the field? And I'm sure that they set the stadium on fire. And filled the pitch with acid'
It was a well played match, despite the small audience. Sliponia appeared to be playing in the awesome form that they used to win Lancre Cup VIII.
It ended Blu-tac 0 Sliponia 5
Heat 1- Chcot
Utter Complete Idiots versus GNY Embassy
The first match of the Tenth Lancre Cup got off to a shaky start as the whole pitch was beseeched by a plague of Locust, which temporarily terrorized the fans before a man with a giant Bug Spray can scared them off.
‘Booger off!’ the man said, with a strong Siroccan accent.
The pitch was in no way perfect for the game to be played on, even before the Locust.
‘A plague?’ the UCI manager told a group of press after the match, ‘our luck never changes. It seems that the whole of the Nationstates world is against us even winning ONE match. ONE! That’s all we ask for!’
He then ran off crying.
The final score was UCI 1 GNY Embassy 3
---
Tonca versus –Arynth-
‘Last time’, a Tonca player said, ‘Was not, I repeat, not a fluke. Just because the whole of the Lancre Cup was moved to Tonca for a couple of matches. We are here to prove that we can win without being in Tonca’
The Toncan fans were out in force; there was definitely a majority in their numbers than to any of the other sets of fans (except Siroccans). They were giving their full support to their team.
This was until a plague of frogs hit the stadium.
‘Oh for…’ The newly elected BLF President Tony Ingoe spoke, ‘I can truly see why the previous BLF president went mad’
The same Siroccan man running onto the pitch with a giant mallet saved the match.
‘Geet away!’ he shouted.
The match was a close affair, but it ended with an -Arynth- striker scoring a fantastic volley.
‘We are so proud to be going into the Quarter finals’ the –Arynth- manager said, ‘They will be fun’.
‘Damn.’ the Toncan manager shouted at us while getting on the plane back to Tonca.
The Game ended Tonca 2 –Arynth- 3
---
LostLotheria versus Hockey Canada
‘It’s our first Lancre Cup’ the Hockey Canada team said, ‘but we are playing to win. We’re not playing to “do our best”. Hell no, we’re playing to WIN’
‘Well we’re just playing to do better than last time.’ The LostLotheria team said, ‘That’s all that matters. That we do our best’
This was followed by roars of laughter from the Hockey Canada team.
‘You may laugh now, but let’s see who’s laughing at the end of the match!’
The LostLotheria team was filled with a new urge to totally embarrass the HC team, which would’ve gone off without a hitch if the whole pitch hadn’t been filled with a plague of Armored Scorpions.
‘Get oot of my coontry!’ the Siroccan man screamed, running at them with a chainsaw.
‘The Armored Scorpions were our first clue’ the BLF president said, ‘that these ‘Plagues’ were something to do with Dregruk. Why else would there be a bunch of Armored Scorpions in Sirocco?’
‘What?!’ the Dregruk manager said, ‘Our secret weapons have been escaping?’
The score was LostLotheria 2 Jockey Canada 1
---
Andrewmania versus Bongostan
The Bongostan team, who’d been very successful in the previous Cup, started the match with a small song and dance. The Lyrics were transcribed and are listed in full below.
‘We are going to win,
(Shuffles feet)
Don’t even try and stop us,
(Jumps one way, then the other)
We will smash you in the shin,
(Walks over to the Andrewmania team and wallops them in the shins)
So that you can’t win!
(Kicks the writhing Andrewmania team in the teeth)
Soundtrack available.
As the whole Andrewmania team were injured the match looked like a dead cert for Bongostan, but the surprise came when Andrewmania scored 2 goals in the first half. Just by limping with the ball into the goal.
‘Our defense, we must admit, wasn’t doing all that well…’
The second half was another well played half for Andrewmania, as they scored 2 goals. They thought it was all over until the amount of injury time was announced.
2 hours. There were quite a lot of injuries, after all.
The Andrewmania team eventually withered and fell over, to the jeering of the crowd and the joy of the Bongostan team as they scored 5 goals.
The final score was Andrewmania 4 Bongostan 5
Heat Two- Heerbee Jurraginz
Jamiezomonia versus Vtorbetin
‘Okay’ Tony Ingoe said, ‘We’ve got rid of the ‘plagues’ from heat 1. Heat 2 should run smoothly, yes?’
‘Don’t bet on in!’ a man at the back of the crowd shouted, before running away.
It’s true that the first half of the first match in heat 2 ran smoothly, to the joy of the BLF president, but as the Jamiezomonian and Vtorbetin team entered the pitch they were hit by some sudden erratic weather.
‘I’ve heard of rains of frogs, but assorted breakfast cereals? For gods sake, we’ll be picking Coco-pops off the grass for years to come.’
Most of the Jamiezomonian team seemed to be ‘Kellogg’s Crunchy Nuts’ (well it is ludicracly tasty) and were propelled by the energy that the cereal gave them.
‘We’d rather have a bowl of Coco-pops’ the Vtorbetin captain said.
The score was Jamiezomonia 4 Vtorbetin 1
---
Zamboni Island versus The Hartlot of Babylon
The second match of Heat 2 was between two teams who never made it past the heats last time, and so were both in a high chance of progressing to the Quarterfinals.
However, this match was ruined slightly because of a tiger running out into the middle of the pitch and scoring a goal for The Hartlot.
‘I’m Great’ he shouted, ‘Earn your stripes’.
He was then tranquillised and killed by several Zamboni island players.
The match ended Zamboni Island 2 The Hartlot of Babylon 3
---
Sirocco versus Bestiville
An uproar began in the pre-match preperation. It seemed that before the match Bestiville had snuck into the Siroccan Dressing room and stolen their boots in the hope that they really were as magic as it was claimed. This of course created all sorts of whining from the Siroccan side and all sorts of complaining from the Sirrocan general public- who were intent on winning the cup for a second time.
The Siroccan fans -in their huge numbers- then decided through obvious deep thinking that if Bestiville were to steal their boots then they’d steal all of the Bestiville team’s clothes. The clothes were hung from poles on the top of the stadium as the Siroccan fans chanted, ‘Go and get your clothes you naked losers!’.
The match wasn’t postponed, however. The Bestiville team, despite having magic boots, were obviously put off by the fact that they ONLY HAD MAGIC BOOTS, and lost.
‘Ach’ King Siroc spake, ‘We are on our way to winning the cup for a second time! I’ll become used to using it as a giant novelty beer tankard’
He then looked shiftily around.
‘Not that I do or anything…’
The final score was Sirocco 4 Bestiville 2
---
Gandhi followers versus Earth 2
‘Right men’, the Gandhi Follower captain shouted out onto the pitch, ‘Arm your weapons!’
This was how the match started, a bunch of ferocious Gandhi Followers arming Flame-throwers and grenade launchers.
The Earth 2 players hid behind the barriers and cried.
Upon being forced to get out onto the pitch by several of the new and improved LCOT (Lancre Cup Official Thugs) they then cowered as the Gandhi followers started their attacking formation.
‘Eeek!’ the Earth 2 goalie cried before leaping out of the Gandhi Followers way.
It looked like the match was well won for the Gandhi followers until the Earth 2 captain stood up to a flame-thrower wielding Gandhi follower. This was followed by a massive explosion.
‘How were we meant to know that Corn Flakes were flammable?’
The match ended Gandhi followers 4 Earth 2 0
Heat 3- Sil-y-Bugghirs
DTAS LAND versus Rachels Insanity
This match immediately started with a goal. The DTAS LAND attacker merely ran past all of the RI defenders and then into the goal.
‘I’ve never seen anything like it’ a fan told our interviewer after the match, ‘It must have been the biggest victory like, ever’
And it was a great victory, with a hat trick for each of the DTAS LAND strikers.
‘I’m not saying it was easy’ the DTAS LAND manager said, ‘but it was easy. This time we’re going to win the Cup, last time it was snatched from our grasp by Sirocco. Watch out Lancre!’
DTAS are well on their way to winning the cup if they are always going to win by such margins.
The match was avalanched DTAS LAND 6 Rachels Insanity 0
---
Umgullia versus Dregruk
One of our staff overheard a conversation before the match between the Dregruk manager and a partially drunken scientist.
‘Psst?’ the manager said.
‘Not yet’ the scientist said, taking a swig of drink.
‘Have the ‘Players’ been released from their vats?’
‘Don’t talk to me like that…’ the scientist said before taking a swing at the Dregruk manager and being obliterated.
‘Zeon needs you!’
‘How about going and dying?’
‘ZEON!’
‘Ahhhhhh!’
This conversation was the trigger of a riot that would soon overshadow the match. It may also have effected the players, seeing as the rioters soon engulfed the pitch.
Dregruk ended up winning, much as they did in their last match versus Umgullia.
The final score was Umgullia 2 Dregruk 3
---
Jothopolis versus SAF
‘I hope the rioters have been cleared away’ BLF President Tony Ingoe said, ‘Or else’.
‘Well, not quite…’ one of the LCOT mumbled.
This was followed by a screeching and a voice with a strong Siroccan accent shouting ‘Peese oof’.
‘Whoever that mad Siroccan man is, hire him for the LCOT’ Tony Ingoe commanded.
With the rioters cleared away the match could finally start.
It was a pretty routine and boring match, with there only being one goal scored.
It ended up as Jothopolis 1 SAF 0
---
Aamericaa versus Extreme Dictators
‘It is great to be back in Lancre’ the ED captain said, ‘Our recent revival has meant that our players are fresh and definitely ready to win the Cup’
‘Don’t bet on it buddy’ a small man at the back of the crowd said, before running away.
‘We really need to find out who that man is’ one of the LCOT said.
The match started uninterupted, but it soon developed into a traditional Lancre cup disaster.
One of the players went mad, ate the ball and most of the players before screaming and burrowing into the ground.
‘We have a feeling’ King Siroc apologized, ‘that a flightless Hippo may have infiltrated the stadium and disguised itself as one of the Aamericaa players.’
‘Isn’t this an example of really bad security?’
‘Look!’ King Siroc said, pointing, ‘A distraction!’
The match finished Aamericaa 2 Extreme Dictators 4
Heat 4- Menda City
Yesnono versus Fatheaded Edward
A slight scuffle occurred before the match between a Yesnono player and a Fatheaded Edward player. Apparently, the FE player had started saying something about 'Fatheads', the Yesnono player thought that he was talking about him and decided that the best way to sort this out would be to flatten him.
It was eventually confirmed that the FE player was just singing the Fatheaded national anthem, 'Edward is a great big Fathead'.
Despite this scuffle, the match was played fairly, and mostly without arguments.
The final score was Yesnono 3 Fatheaded Edward 1
---
Hoge versus Docere
'We only wish for a fair match', the manager of Hoge said, blinking rapidly, 'we'd hate to make any of the Docere players mad.'
'Bloody stupid new Lancrastians' The Docerian manager shouted, 'If they think that they have a chance of winning their first Lancre Cup -when they've only just came to Lancre- then they have another thing coming!'
In fact, it appears that Docere were so biased towards Hoge as 'New Lancrastians' that they refused to kick off at the start of the game. They insisted that the Hoge players bow before their feet and pray to them.
The Hoge players agreed, and prayed at the Docerians feet. Much to the horror of the Docerian players, who'd only said it as a joke.
The match eventually ended Hoge 0 Docere 4
---
Troon versus Hippie Dudes
'We have personally made sure' the BLF president said to the assembled press before the match, 'that the Hippie Dudes have no way of kidnapping the Troon players. None of this scarecrow nonsense from the previous Lancre Cup, none.'
Much to his horror, however, the Hippie Dudes had managed to approach Troon, Mission Inpossible style from the ceiling, grab them and run away.
'Calm as a clam' the BLF president said, 'I can truly see why it was that the previous BLF president snapped in a Hippie Dude match…'
The Troon players were eventually found, strapped to the roof of 'the chamber of peace' in Sirocco. They were slightly scared.
Their kidnapping probably affected them in some way, and they lost the match.
Troon 2 Hippie Dudes 3
---
Blu-tac versus Sliponia
'Why are we the last to play? Again?' The Sliponia players inquired to the gathered BLF executives, 'Have you got something against our total brilliance?'
'Look' a spokesperson said, stepping forward, 'Your nations name must have fallen out of the stupid chav hat that we use to draw the names out of. Again.'
I suppose you could say that the Sliponia players were irritated at the BLFs determination to place them at the end of the heats, when most people had gone home because of the fact that players seemed to regularly explode, and that Dregruk's next match was quickly approaching.
'Well we're not staying. Remember Dregruk's match from Lancre Cup IX?' a fan asked us.
'Which one?'
'All of them! Remember when they placed mines on the field? And I'm sure that they set the stadium on fire. And filled the pitch with acid'
It was a well played match, despite the small audience. Sliponia appeared to be playing in the awesome form that they used to win Lancre Cup VIII.
It ended Blu-tac 0 Sliponia 5