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17-05-2005, 12:43
Lancre Cup X
Heat 3- Sil-y-Bugghirs
DTAS LAND versus Rachels Insanity
This match immediately started with a goal. The DTAS LAND attacker merely ran past all of the RI defenders and then into the goal.
‘I’ve never seen anything like it’ a fan told our interviewer after the match, ‘It must have been the biggest victory like, ever’
And it was a great victory, with a hat trick for each of the DTAS LAND strikers.
‘I’m not saying it was easy’ the DTAS LAND manager said, ‘but it was easy. This time we’re going to win the Cup, last time it was snatched from our grasp by Sirocco. Watch out Lancre!’
DTAS are well on their way to winning the cup if they are always going to win by such margins.
The match was avalanched DTAS LAND 6 Rachels Insanity 0
Umgullia versus Dregruk
One of our staff overheard a conversation before the match between the Dregruk manager and a partially drunken scientist.
‘Psst?’ the manager said.
‘Not yet’ the scientist said, taking a swig of drink.
‘Have the ‘Players’ been released from their vats?’
‘Don’t talk to me like that…’ the scientist said before taking a swing at the Dregruk manager and being obliterated.
‘Zeon needs you!’
‘How about going and dying?’
‘ZEON!’
‘Ahhhhhh!’
This conversation was the trigger of a riot that would soon overshadow the match. It may also have effected the players, seeing as the rioters soon engulfed the pitch.
Dregruk ended up winning, much as they did in their last match versus Umgullia.
The final score was Umgullia 2 Dregruk 3
Jothopolis versus SAF
‘I hope the rioters have been cleared away’ BLF President Tony Ingoe said, ‘Or else’.
‘Well, not quite…’ one of the LCOT mumbled.
This was followed by a screeching and a voice with a strong Siroccan accent shouting ‘Peese oof’.
‘Whoever that mad Siroccan man is, hire him for the LCOT’ Tony Ingoe commanded.
With the rioters cleared away the match could finally start.
It was a pretty routine and boring match, with there only being one goal scored.
It ended up as Jothopolis 1 SAF 0
Aamericaa versus Extreme Dictators
‘It is great to be back in Lancre’ the ED captain said, ‘Our recent revival has meant that our players are fresh and definitely ready to win the Cup’
‘Don’t bet on it buddy’ a small man at the back of the crowd said, before running away.
‘We really need to find out who that man is’ one of the LCOT said.
The match started uninterupted, but it soon developed into a traditional Lancre cup disaster.
One of the players went mad, ate the ball and most of the players before screaming and burrowing into the ground.
‘We have a feeling’ King Siroc apologized, ‘that a flightless Hippo may have infiltrated the stadium and disguised itself as one of the Aamericaa players.’
‘Isn’t this an example of really bad security?’
‘Look!’ King Siroc said, pointing, ‘A distraction!’
The match finished Aamericaa 2 Extreme Dictators 4
Heat 3- Sil-y-Bugghirs
DTAS LAND versus Rachels Insanity
This match immediately started with a goal. The DTAS LAND attacker merely ran past all of the RI defenders and then into the goal.
‘I’ve never seen anything like it’ a fan told our interviewer after the match, ‘It must have been the biggest victory like, ever’
And it was a great victory, with a hat trick for each of the DTAS LAND strikers.
‘I’m not saying it was easy’ the DTAS LAND manager said, ‘but it was easy. This time we’re going to win the Cup, last time it was snatched from our grasp by Sirocco. Watch out Lancre!’
DTAS are well on their way to winning the cup if they are always going to win by such margins.
The match was avalanched DTAS LAND 6 Rachels Insanity 0
Umgullia versus Dregruk
One of our staff overheard a conversation before the match between the Dregruk manager and a partially drunken scientist.
‘Psst?’ the manager said.
‘Not yet’ the scientist said, taking a swig of drink.
‘Have the ‘Players’ been released from their vats?’
‘Don’t talk to me like that…’ the scientist said before taking a swing at the Dregruk manager and being obliterated.
‘Zeon needs you!’
‘How about going and dying?’
‘ZEON!’
‘Ahhhhhh!’
This conversation was the trigger of a riot that would soon overshadow the match. It may also have effected the players, seeing as the rioters soon engulfed the pitch.
Dregruk ended up winning, much as they did in their last match versus Umgullia.
The final score was Umgullia 2 Dregruk 3
Jothopolis versus SAF
‘I hope the rioters have been cleared away’ BLF President Tony Ingoe said, ‘Or else’.
‘Well, not quite…’ one of the LCOT mumbled.
This was followed by a screeching and a voice with a strong Siroccan accent shouting ‘Peese oof’.
‘Whoever that mad Siroccan man is, hire him for the LCOT’ Tony Ingoe commanded.
With the rioters cleared away the match could finally start.
It was a pretty routine and boring match, with there only being one goal scored.
It ended up as Jothopolis 1 SAF 0
Aamericaa versus Extreme Dictators
‘It is great to be back in Lancre’ the ED captain said, ‘Our recent revival has meant that our players are fresh and definitely ready to win the Cup’
‘Don’t bet on it buddy’ a small man at the back of the crowd said, before running away.
‘We really need to find out who that man is’ one of the LCOT said.
The match started uninterupted, but it soon developed into a traditional Lancre cup disaster.
One of the players went mad, ate the ball and most of the players before screaming and burrowing into the ground.
‘We have a feeling’ King Siroc apologized, ‘that a flightless Hippo may have infiltrated the stadium and disguised itself as one of the Aamericaa players.’
‘Isn’t this an example of really bad security?’
‘Look!’ King Siroc said, pointing, ‘A distraction!’
The match finished Aamericaa 2 Extreme Dictators 4