Audioslavia
28-04-2005, 01:00
The Audioslavian government is drastically re-thinking its border-control scheme. It appears that the massive iron fence around Audioslavia's puny 4-mile-square area is creating a 'sardine can' effect, as last year thousands of Audioslavians were crushed as various people tried to wriggle free. Colonel Jeff Jafferty had this to say: "Mmmff!! move over on the left! i can't breathe", and we agree with him.
The government's attitute about its borders used to be that "it didn't matter how many thousands died because of them, if we lose ten thousand then we'll have about fifty thousand births the next day anyway. meh". However, the government is about to unveil a new plan to chop down the border and branch Audioslavia out into 548354935038250 hectares that surround it, as a lot of neighbouring countries have disappeared into ex-nation hell since Audioslavia's inception.
Many Audioslavians however, do not like this idea. Farmer Flanders Banda said 'we don't trust no foreign grass!'.
More on this later.
Oh yeah, and Audioslavia beat Wella 2-0 in the world cup. Go us!
The government's attitute about its borders used to be that "it didn't matter how many thousands died because of them, if we lose ten thousand then we'll have about fifty thousand births the next day anyway. meh". However, the government is about to unveil a new plan to chop down the border and branch Audioslavia out into 548354935038250 hectares that surround it, as a lot of neighbouring countries have disappeared into ex-nation hell since Audioslavia's inception.
Many Audioslavians however, do not like this idea. Farmer Flanders Banda said 'we don't trust no foreign grass!'.
Oh yeah, and Audioslavia beat Wella 2-0 in the world cup. Go us!