Twerpiness
12-04-2005, 05:41
Its 6:00.The President of Twerpiness is about to leave work and go have dinner with his family. His estate has 6' granite walls with iron grating at the top. He has many on security guards on the premises each trained with firearms and hand-to-hand combat. They are all armed with side arms.
Suddenly, a group of terrorists pull up in a van. They rush out of the van, armed with mp5's ak47's and various other weapons. They travel with stealth, knowing it is pure luck that they have not yet been discovered by the security system. The leader of the group pulls out his rifle and snipes out the guards :sniper: down in quick succession. After that the other rush the guardhouse, blindly spraying throughout the building. :gundge: They signal the guard house is clear and they enter the house.
Its 10:00 and the President is ferociously angry :headbang: . By this time the police have arrived and although they have tried to send in negotiators, the almost constant covering fire by the terrorists make it almost impossible to get near the premesis. :mp5: The police have gotten demands of 5 billion twerps (the nations currency) in 10 hours or the hostages will be killed
Finally, the nation of Twerpiness calls for international help.
Suddenly, a group of terrorists pull up in a van. They rush out of the van, armed with mp5's ak47's and various other weapons. They travel with stealth, knowing it is pure luck that they have not yet been discovered by the security system. The leader of the group pulls out his rifle and snipes out the guards :sniper: down in quick succession. After that the other rush the guardhouse, blindly spraying throughout the building. :gundge: They signal the guard house is clear and they enter the house.
Its 10:00 and the President is ferociously angry :headbang: . By this time the police have arrived and although they have tried to send in negotiators, the almost constant covering fire by the terrorists make it almost impossible to get near the premesis. :mp5: The police have gotten demands of 5 billion twerps (the nations currency) in 10 hours or the hostages will be killed
Finally, the nation of Twerpiness calls for international help.