NationStates Jolt Archive

I regret to inform my fellow nations that a Neo Nazi Terrorist group working here in Christac has stolen a stealth Jesu Copter with nuclear capabilities. We found the pilot dead on the CRN Peter earlier this morning, and the chopper could be anywhere now. I propose that air space be closed until the chopper is found.

Saerat Helmz
Head of State
Christac

Mr. Saerat Helmz,

We have been alerted about the missing chopper, and while we dont know if the terrorists will make it as far as Nedalia, they might view us as an isolated outpost where they could hide. However, we shall never allow such a thing to happen. We will be monitoring our skies very carefully with our new AFD-9 Wasps (Adejaani aircracts), and we will alert if we witness the chopper over our airspace.

Dewars Strand
Minister of Foreign Affairs

<Secret IC to Christac>

We wish for the Christaci government to elaborate on the specifications of the helicopter and nuclear weapon type, and recommend that all authorized Christaci military helicopters do not enter Tiburonese airspace until the helicopter in question has been neutralized.

Clear skies in Vion, We'll keep an eye out. Due to my concern for the safety of
my people, your aircraft shall not come back in one peice if spotted.

As the nuclear loaded helicopter entered the air space of the Martens Kaiserreich a squadron of Messerschmitts stood ready and soon aided to escort it. The mission was top secret, so much that not even the pilots of those planes knew what it was about exactly or where it'd be until they were already there. Kaiser Martens sat on the central control room of his hidden Bunker, named simply Mars, overseeing this operation and smiling as the helicopter was escorted to one of the military airports of the Reich.

The issue was handled in total secret, only by top officers and many of those soldiers and pilots who cooperated never quite knew what they had achieved together. The helicopter was dismantled to avoid evidence and the nuclear compoonents used separately to build presumably other weapons, but of course the stealth technology was first studied by the elite group of scientists at one of the most protected bunkers in the Reich. The Reichswehr's stealth capability were below standard in most cases and so the investigation would prove very valuable, as would the nuclear material be for other uses.

The pilot who had taken the helicopter was congratulated by Martens himself and given an Iron Cross for his effort. Then, he would go back to the Valkyria Flight Group to continue his labors as officer.

Martens stretched in his control room and smiled to himself. "Mission Accomplished."

URGENT - Another three Jesu copters have gone missing. All have nuclear capabilities (2 small missiles, estimated damage; 1/8 mile wipe out) and have a high tech stealth system. As a precaution we have grounded all civilian planes and have set twenty Jesi to search our air space. These are believed to have been taken by Neo Nazi cells also. If you have any powerful anti Nazi beliefs or have a large population of Jewish peoples in your nation, you may be a target, please do what you can to protect your borders.

Saerat Helmz
Head of State
Christac

In accordance to the free speech and political policies of the Grand Duchy of Wertenburg, we will offer shelter to these political prisoners, and pledge to return the said aircraft to their previous owners as an act of goodwill.

Foreign Minister Karl Reinhard
for
Duke Ebert IV of Thule

Thank you Mr. Helmz, we have placed our military on a raised alert. Code Blue.


At 11:45am today we picked up an unmarked chopper moving slowly across our borders, immediatley we dispatched a Interceptor wing to investigate. Here is the transcript from the WL.

Approaching the target, Command, weapons ready.
"Unidentified chopper, identify yourself and explain why you are in Pablicostan airspace immediatley"
No reply Command. Closing to 100 metres. Wing take up attack positions and prep weapons.
Will do WL.
Still no responce from UFO, checking signs.
Visual is positive. Pilot is refusing to respond. Refusing visual responce.
Closing to visual distance.
Pilot still refuses contact.
Firing warning shot command.
No responce, will give final warning.
Still no responce Command, dropping out of visual range. Preparing to attack.
<://PERMISSION TO TERMINATE GRANTED\\:>
Missiles away.
Direct hit.
Target terminated.
Returning to base
12:27 Intercept Wing Mission Transcript End.

We are pretty sure we got this one, and we are sure from its behaviour it was one of the missing craft.

OOC
That chopper eh? ;)

IC

We suggest you ground ALL Jesu copters immediately and your security forces make sure no one you don't trust has access to them. Provided that least four Jesu copters have gone missing, someone inside your government is involved and providing cover for the thieves.

God bless

"So they want us to be on the look-out," the Intelligence Officer said.

"Uh-huh." the Inquisitor confirmed.

"For a Helicopter,"

"Uh-huh."

"That's stealthed," the Officer emphasised the word

"Uh-huh."

"and could probably nuke us if we're Jewish or just generally non-psycho?"

"Uh-huh."

"Great." The Officer said to his superior, sighing. "I love the Intelligence business."

"Uh-huh." The Inquisitor smiled.

Christac has grounded most of its Jesi for now, only those used by the Special Forces to stop riots in the Holy City are still up. Any suggestions on how to proceed in this matter?

Will Hempkins
Temp. Head of State
Christac

To: Will Hempkins, Temp. Head of State, Christac
From: Grand Inquisitor Lucius III of Jeruselem, Head of the Jeruselem Jesuits

The loss of four nuclear-capable aircraft to an unknown organisation indicates your military has been infiltrated by traitors who have compromised security measures to allow the safe passage of these Jesu copters to a foreign power. All the authorities with control over these aircraft including pilots and civilian administrators should be investigated for links to other organisations who might seek your technology.

You must sweep out the moles from top to bottom or else, this episode will repeat itself from time to time. Do not waste time now, your enemy is within.

God bless

"Mein Kaiser, we've received a second Stealth helicopter, loaded with Nuclear weaponry"
"Hm? Where from? the same area?" His eyes moved over to the Standartenführer that had been in charge of the previous operation. Then, that officer stood up more straight and nodded. "Yes Mein Kaiser. However another one has gone missing and another has been reportedly shot down."
Martens narrowed his eyes. "I did not order that. You shouldn't have done such a risky thing. One thing is stealing one helicopter, one thing is trying to steal four of them."
"But Mein Kaiser, the advantages...." Then he was interrupted, and Martens shook his head. "And what if the helicopter had been captured? What if they had been linked to us? Have you got an idea what would happen? Hm."
The Standartenführer remained still.
"Let such thing not happen again. You must not risk the Vaterland without my permission. Do we have any idea where the remaining Helicopter is?"
"No, Mein Kaiser, not at all"
"Urgh. Please, get out. I need to think....."
"Jawohl!" Then the officer saluted and exit, leaving Martens behind in his Control Room. He then sighed and leaned some more back on the chair, looking at his screens and muttering something under his breath. "Get me Szittyaorszaag" he said towards the computer, which then connected to that Nation's leader...

Far away the Helicoptered travelled through the South of the Martens Kaiserreich. The pilot was confused and had not been given direct orders on what to do, and since he did not speak German he headed for the neighbour ally, the Szittyans, which were by now put in alert by the Kaiser regarding the helicopter issue...

Secret IC:

The Scythian warlord was attending the issues relating the logistic problems of the Isnatten warships when the phone rang:
"Haduram, there's an urgent message from Airspace Defence!"
"Patch me through!"
Col. Avary from the SASD appeared on the screen.
"Hej Hadúr! We have been contacted by two of our SzKH agents cooperating with Martens. They report that foreign aircraft must be dismantled fast. There was also a call from the Martens HQ, requesting stealth in this procedure."
The warlord frowned. After a short break, he asked:
"How much time will it take for their flight to Égvár?"
"About 20 minutes if they change course right now, sir."
"Send 3 Gripens to escort them, assemble an engineering team on Égvár and order our agents to set course to Égvár. By nightfall we will disassemble the aircraft and destroy all unuseable resources gained from it."
"Igenis, Haduram! Avary out!

By sunrise, a helicopter landed on the Égvár airport, escorted by three Gripens. The platform sunk and the aircraft vanished. By nightfall various convoys left the airbase.

Your cooperation, Sir Haduram, has been the most efficient, simply perfect. You have effectively ensured our safety, got us new technology, and two free nuclear bombs.

Until then my friend.

Kaiser M. Martens

To: Helmz%HeadofState@executive.christac.gov
From: Starfighter%Eternity@president.gov
Re: Urgent Message

Head of State Helmz,

It is critical that you get all of your Jesu helicopters safely on the ground within the next four hours. With your permission, the United Republics wishes to scour the skies of these helicopters. The most effective way to do this, of course, is to land all non-hijacked Jesus and then destroy the two remaining Jesus, which will be the ones that have been hijacked.

Thank you for relaying this important news. All air activity in our country will be grounded until this situation we feeel this situation has been dealt with.

Our nation was having a problem deciding whether or not to increase military spending. This new terrorist threat has confirmed our beliefs that we need more protection on the international level. Research will definitely become more oriented towards missile defence systems.

We also have a few extremely well trained specialist squads who would be glad to help in the recovery of this dangerous weapon, should their skills be needed.

OOC: A short explanation of words: Hadúr=warlord; Haduram=my warlord