NationStates Jolt Archive


Yet another RP

Christac
11-03-2005, 13:40
The ship was running at full speed, they had to get out of the sector. And fast.

Captain Bennett was controlling the ship from the bridge.

He stood there and unzipped his gimp mask "Can we get power from anywhere else" he said whilst stroking his long, thick beard, which was flowing down his chin, over his woolly jumper, a gift from his mother and down below his mini skirt.

"I'm diverting as much as I can captain" Said April, whilst taking her top off and putting on a devise known as "THE NIMROD XXX." This once attached would help her control the entire computer panel in front of her in ways she never thought possible.

They had escaped from their home planet "Ko Quilly" when it was invaded several days before. Since then the Bandits of the bottom kingdom had been chasing them, trying to take them from behind. But the crew would not accept this. It was face to face or nothing for these people.

But for now they would have to run, trying to get to the machine world for protection from such a threat. They needed revenge, but they would have to train and re charge their batteries before being able to hurt the bandits in a face to face manner.

They had to get out of the sector first though.

"They are gaining on us sir" said Sgt. Fisto from under the captains table.

Why the hell they put a monitor down there was still a mystery to the rest of the crew.

"April!" Captain Bennett shouted "power up the vibratron! We are going to have to keep them busy for a while"

The NIMROD XXX pushed her button for her.

"Done" She said whilst clearly ocupied using the NIMROD XXX to its full power.

Don't ask me how, because I had not thought of this bit of the plot yet. But they escaped from the sector and were now hurtling towards the machine planet. Or planet 69, as it was comonly known as.

April unstrapt the NIMROD XXX and put her top back on. She was red and tired after all the exitement.

"Well done" said Captain Bennett "You performed in a manner I have only seen once before"

"Thank...you" she said, clearly out of breath.

Sgt. Fisto got up from under the captain's desk.

"Well done Fisto, you did what you do best in times of pannick"

"Thank you sir" he said in a slimy voice

"I want you in my office" Captain Bennett said to April

Both of them went in through a door on the left of the bridge, the Captain sat down behind his desk, and April sat opposite. He took out three juggling balls from his desk.

"Those are mine" April shouted

"They are not, but feel free to use them any time"

He lent over and proceeded to give it to her over the table.

She firmly gripped his balls. These were some of the best she had ever felt.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Juggle them!"
Zepplin Manufacturers
11-03-2005, 13:46
[[OOC And you win the Golden Banana for the most unimaginative thread title I've seen this week./OOC]]