The Sultinate of Wadj
His Highness Sultan Ali Achmed Mohammad Daoud Mahmoud Al Iskandar of the Wadj wishes to greet the international community. We are a peace-loving community, except when at war, and are eager to trade with the rest of the world, as long as they do not pry into our nation's business. We welcome visitors, and insist that all who visit our land take advantage of our Government appointed guide. Or else. Thank you for your time.
We of the Republic of Rosenwald wish to extend our hand to your sultanate as it were, and shall begin trade agreements immeadiately. We are prime exporters of beef, cheese, and traditional weaving handcrafts, along with a booming industry in the manufacture of military equiptment and educational paraphenalia. Thank you, -the Consul of the Republic of Rosenwald.
Krioval welcomes the Sultanate of Wadj to the international community. We are a technologically advanced society, and while our population can be fierce in battle, we tend toward the paths of peaceful expansion and trade. Let us know if we can be of assistance in your nation's development, especially where economic and defensive capabilities are concerned.
Lord Koro Vartek
We the new and small Kindom of Ugert also send greetings and salutations to you, the Sultanate of Wadj. We don't have much to offer, but we do like having friends. This goes for anyone here. We want to make friends with all.
Her Royal Loveliness, Queen Smukke XIII extends peaceful and benevolent wishes to the Wadj. As a small token of our interest in trade and desire for friendship, I bring you you five free one-topping large pizzas and a two-litre bottle of soda. I trust that they remain warm and fresh, without being smushed, inside our patented warming cases. Should you require more, my fellow Smukkeans are only too happy to deliver.
The Sultanate of The CraZ sends it´s warm greetings to everyone in here.We wish to gain friendship and trading relations with you.
Yours Dictator The CraZ
As Trade Delegate for the nation of Outlet Shopping, I welcome you to the world. With our extremely low income tax, our corporation-friendly legal system, and our 'tough on crime' legal stance, I have no doubt that your nation's businesses will be successful in our happy land. If we may assist you further with lease agreements in any of our Tastefully Tacky (TM) outlet villages or with arrangements to bring our cheese merchants and furniture-renovation specialists to your own nation, please feel free to drop me a telegram. Our traveling salespeople are discreet, I assure you; they have never seen anything that their host nation did not wish for them to see <wink wink>