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Counter-Strike RP (Comical)

Green Sun
01-03-2005, 03:04
NOTE: This is going to be a comical RP. Be FUNNY, dammit! And if I mention that it's a video game IC, hit me.

Now, choose either CT or Terrorist. We'll start with the Assault map and I'll have 2 characters to strat and I'll make some more later if the situation permits.

Also, MAKE THE SPECIALTIES DIVERSE. I don't want everyone being a damn sniper! Have someone be good with an AK or Tactical shield! And M16s!


IQ: (We need mostly stupid people in this RP)
Sanity rating: ((Lowest)1-10(Highest))

Name: Jones Washington
Team: Counter-Terrorist
Age: 24
Specialty: Sniper
IQ: 135
Personality: He's mostly quiet, and he likes being a CT. But one thing he hates is the fact he's ALWAYS stuck as the Sniper. And teh fact he's sometimes stereotyped because he's Black.
Sanity rating: 8

Name: Renegade Sergeant Kills
Team: Terrorist
Age: 45
Specialty: Leadership & Scoped Assault Rifle (Liek a Bullpup)
IQ: 156
Personality: He's the insane leader of the Terrorists who makes up all sorts of stupid rules and compares his 'Worthless bunch of Towelheads' to his 'Special Ed class' (AKA the CT's)
Sanity rating: 2
Green Sun
01-03-2005, 04:13
typing with your toe is hard
01-03-2005, 23:07
name: Basiliov Patzev
team: terrorist
specialty: explosives and weird weapons expert
IQ: 170
Personality: the only definitions that fits Patzev is "Evil Genius". He seems to have an astounding ability in building strange offensive devices, he often laughs maniacally(bwahahahah!) and he thinks that postmans, moles and the taiwan goverment are conspiring to kill him.
Sanity rating: 2
02-03-2005, 00:21
Name: Kami Kaze
Team: CT
Age: 21
Specialty: Tactical breaching (ie, shield), pistols expert (ie, DE), CQC (ie, knife)
IQ: 110
Personality: he holds his fellow compatriots in contempt for "dishonorable" behaviour on the field of battle. Especially those who strike from a distance (ie, snipers). Would have been kicked from the force long ago if he wasn't so damn useful as a distraction.
Sanity rating: 1
02-03-2005, 00:46
Name: Haresh Al-Farhad
Team: Terrorist
Age: 25
Specialty: Small Arms, specifically the AK-47
IQ: 86
Personality: Haresh is a devout follower of the Islamic creed and would gladly martyr himself for Allah. Haresh is quite looking forward to the after life and his 100 virgins that he will recieve for being a Maryr
Sanity rating: 3
02-03-2005, 00:58
Name: Dominik Frontakovich
Team: Terrorist
Age: 27
Specialty: Hand to hand combat and CCB.
IQ: 128
Sanity rating: -6
Personality: Changes every couple minutes.
Green Sun
02-03-2005, 03:02
Name: Dominik Frontakovich
Team: Terrorist
Age: 27
Specialty: Hand to hand combat and CCB.
IQ: 128
Sanity rating: -6
Personality: Changes every couple minutes.
OOC: Kicked character from RP due to bio inability.
Keep this RP realistic!

Also, we need more CTs. Let me put a limit.
Cs: 4/11
Ts: 3/11
Green Sun
02-03-2005, 04:18
Green Sun
03-03-2005, 01:47
Green Sun
03-03-2005, 03:29
((*Grumble* Please join! I'll start the RP now. First I'm going to add anotehr character. A CT to even out the teams.
Name: Chris "Clarion" Cooper
Team: CT
Age: 20
Specialty: Clarion & automatic rifles
IQ: 180
Personality: He's an asshole, but he seems to lead the CTs in most everything they do. He's a complete genius, but he's very absent-minded for the most part.
Sanity rating: 5

There. If you compare it to RvB, he's kinda like Church.))

"Hey! Jones! Get up on the tower!" Chris shouted.

"Why me?"

"Because you're the guy you stands on the tower! We're going to go attack the warehouse to get the hostages. It's going to be filled with danger and we might not come back in one, piece, but when we do, I want to make sure that you're got our asses covered!"

"Cover yo ass with lead," Jones mumbled as he climbed the tower with his Magnum Sniper Rifle. He crouched onto one knee and looked around via the scope. He saw one terrorist lounging around. Big mistake. Deciding the Sniper Rifle would make too much noise, he pulled out his Deagle and carefully aimed at his head...

"Hey Jones!"

Jones fired his gun, but missed. The startled Terrorist jumped and ran back into the vent on the top of the building.

"Dammit, what is it, Chris?"

"Don't get your 'I'm a big Black Man' attitude on me. I'll fill you with lead."

"Or the tower..." he mumbled.

"Just so you know, if I get killed out there, to listen to Kami, alright?"

"Great, I'll go from one asshole to another."

"What did I tell you?"

"Go get yourself killed already."

Chris stared at Jones.

"F*cking gangster attitude...It's gonna get himself killed...." Chris mumbled. Jones, tempted to shoot Chris, held himself back and stared down his scope, waiting for the terrorist to do something else stupid.
The frightened, young Arab boy cowered at the giant man's temper. He squirmed back into the vent and climbed the ladder up. There was a loud bang and teh moving stopped. Sergeant Kills looked into the vent and chuckled to see there was no blood.
"Knew he could do it."
Jones Washington stared at the dead bird. It was trying to tear his eyes out or something, but it really pissed him off, so he had no choice but to shoot it. Probably woke up every damn terrorist in a hundred miles...
Green Sun
04-03-2005, 00:00
You people make me sad.
Green Sun
05-03-2005, 02:48
Please keep this alive!
05-03-2005, 05:58
Name: Dominic Mercutez
Team: CT
Age: 28
Specialty: Recon
IQ: 147
Personality: Cunning as a fox, he uses the shadows to his advantage. He's always the advance member of the team, reporting back to the rest of the team on threats. If you see him, it's too late. Give him a beer, though.....
Sanity rating: (sober)9 .....(not sober)1
05-03-2005, 06:02
"What the hell was that?" Dominic asked over the comm link. His MP5SD6 was shouldered and on three round burst, ready to fire. He felt for his knife and his pistol. Good, both there. He sat there for a moment, waiting.
Green Sun
05-03-2005, 22:41
Green Sun
07-03-2005, 04:28
((Bumpage of thread))
07-03-2005, 04:53
((I'll try running two CTs. By the way, have you seen Over The Counter Strike?))

Name: Jim the Pirate
Team: CT
Age: 41
Specialty: "Betty the Cutlass" (ie: knife)
IQ: 135
Personality: Uh...pirate?
Sanity rating: 3

Name: 1337_D00D
Team: CTs
Age: 12
Specialty: Autosniper whoring, 1337 H4XX0RZ
IQ: Slightly lower than the average bar of soap
Personality: OMFG ME 4 T3H W1N!
Sanity rating: 2


1337_D00D was looking through his files. "Fuck, man, where the fuck did I put my fuck-fucking speed-hack (fuck)?"

"Arr matey, yer swearin' don't make ye any more mature. Ye fucker." Jim mumbled.

"Fuck you, fuckity-fuck-fuckhead!" D00D screamed. "I AR TEH 13333333333333333337!"

"I be hatin' ye when ye do that, landlubber."

"W3ll, at least 1 don't name my knife Betty. I don't need to, for I have OMFG UBER N1FE SKILLZ."

"Ye n00b," Jim whispered, before adding, "It be ok, Betty, he don't know nothing 'far as our piratin' ways."