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Dogs of war (atten Trimative of Yutt)

Ta pea
17-02-2005, 19:57
Ooc: this is my response to the following
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398424
For the record I’m doing this for fun and nothing else.


IC:
As fluffy woke he couldn’t help but scratch the itch behind ear that had bothering him for sometime. After scratching it vigorously for a moment he turned his attention to the matters at hand. Life had been good, his conquest of the fish empire had gone better then expected, a glance down at his dish told him this.

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/nemo.jpg

Truth was he rather enjoyed eating his enemies; there was something satisfying about it.

He was about to start his meal, when was interrupted by a scratching at the door.

“Come in” barked Fluffy impatiently

One if his rushed in, and from the look it was rather distressed. “Sir” proclaimed the aid “Trimative of Yutt has banned Humans from Sol”

Fluffy’s eye’s grew wide “What?” though Fluffy’s empire consisted mostly of K-9 they still relied heavily on humans for most of their needs “but who stall take me for my walks” his mind was racing with what this actually meant.

“I don’t know” answered the aid

Suddenly Fluffy’s emotions turned from shock to anger “Those Elves how dare they, I will not allow this to happen. I rather enjoy my walks and will not be pushed around by them. Ready the fleet and contact or allies in the Extra Special Undergraduate Students and inform them of the situation. If war is what they want then war they shall have, they’ve ANGERED Fluffy ”

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/killer_dog.jpg
The Emperor Fenix
17-02-2005, 20:15
This is an outrage, as a human based nation, we are shocked and appalled by Yutts attampts to --- Network Error --- The Entity Crassuss has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.
Shadow Tech
17-02-2005, 22:25
"May god have mercy on their souls."
Alcona and Hubris
17-02-2005, 22:30
(Love the dog pic...)
Otagia
18-02-2005, 00:22
"The state of Otagia would like to condemn this flagrant abuse of metahuma- Hey! Get off of my leg! Down boy! ARGH!"

Official Otagian press release, interrupted by a small army of household pets.
Phalanix
18-02-2005, 00:35
OCC:
-just about dies laughing-
IC:
Well they're boned
~Government response
Ta pea
18-02-2005, 01:21
Fluffy moved about his doghouse impatiently when a voice came over the intercom. “Sir, Admiral Gerber would like to talk to you”

Admiral Gerber was Ta Pea’s supreme commander of Ta Peas human forces. He was an accomplished tactician, and had proved himself in many battles. All this despite his very young age, his image appeared on a screen nearby.

http://www.geocities.com/gatekeeper3028/baby.jpg

“What can I do for you Admiral” asked Fluffy casually

“There’s a situation that has been developing” explained the young Admiral “I’m sending you the last transmission with the details. What are your orders?”

walking over to the screen fluffy sniffed the scents that were now disperse, a message hidden within. “Very well prepare the fleet to begin joint operations. If the humans are being expelled then the Sol system is of no use to us”

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/killer_dog.jpg
Jangle Jangle Ridge
19-02-2005, 21:42
Official JJR press release, by Snack Machine #25a: Please insert one uranium nugget. Today we have Subversion, Circumvention, Technobabble, Democracy, and Suicide