Wight Col
15-02-2005, 16:14
Our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever of Wight Col would like to convey his annoyance at recent newspaper reports which have been emergence in other states. These same reports have not been reported in our nations newspapers due to the undying love which newspaper editors and journalists have for our great ruler.
Our Royal and Greatest Ruler until now rightly and greatly admired silent on the matter releases the following statement on the matter.
"I would firstly like to thank my wonderful subjects for the constant love, support and taxes paid on time. I would like to assure them that I have never and never intend to take part in digusting sexual based parties which take part in certain other less advanced nations than our own. I have never used nor seen a "Goat Wimble". I have never used a "Horse Plimto" on myself nor any other living creature. Other reports I feel are so slimey and disgraceful that they do not even merit a response. I feel pity for nations who through jealously of our great (yet slightly over taxed) nation feel the need to belittle us at every chance".
Our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever has also decided to refuse inward trade with any nation whose newspapers dare to print negative stories about our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever or our nation. Any nation whose press does this shall not be allowed to sell goods to our nation and will recive a request for an apology. If apologies are not recived or if any nation press contuines to produce negative stories about Our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever or our nation. We may then consider further action. Be warned our nations people would rather die in a war than allow our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever to be criticised or made fun of.
Nations which condem the criticism and general anti Wight Col feelings of other nations shall of course be rewarded with whatever our nation can do to help them.
Long Live Our Ruler.
Our Royal and Greatest Ruler until now rightly and greatly admired silent on the matter releases the following statement on the matter.
"I would firstly like to thank my wonderful subjects for the constant love, support and taxes paid on time. I would like to assure them that I have never and never intend to take part in digusting sexual based parties which take part in certain other less advanced nations than our own. I have never used nor seen a "Goat Wimble". I have never used a "Horse Plimto" on myself nor any other living creature. Other reports I feel are so slimey and disgraceful that they do not even merit a response. I feel pity for nations who through jealously of our great (yet slightly over taxed) nation feel the need to belittle us at every chance".
Our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever has also decided to refuse inward trade with any nation whose newspapers dare to print negative stories about our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever or our nation. Any nation whose press does this shall not be allowed to sell goods to our nation and will recive a request for an apology. If apologies are not recived or if any nation press contuines to produce negative stories about Our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever or our nation. We may then consider further action. Be warned our nations people would rather die in a war than allow our Royal and Greatest Ruler Ever to be criticised or made fun of.
Nations which condem the criticism and general anti Wight Col feelings of other nations shall of course be rewarded with whatever our nation can do to help them.
Long Live Our Ruler.