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Pre-World Cup 21 Baptism of Fire Cup in Vilita and South Osettia
Rosters, RP and Scores Thread

The Baptism of Fire is a pre-World Cup tournament for debutant teams to send their World Cup squad to their first warm-up competition to gain vital experience (and crucial KPB-ranking points). For instance, the BoF17 runner-up, Aquiliana, jumped from rank 200 (new nation status) to rank 69, and made it to the Quarter-Finals of the 17th World Cup, this is both a huge leap and a nigh-on unbelievable performance, just shows you what RPing can produce. Consider, also, that a nation that played in the BoF without RP'ing merely went from 200 up to 183, and finished last in their World Cup Qualifying group.

Unlike the proper World Cup, RP bonus is extremely important in the BoF, as all teams start off equal. This means that if one nation has a better RP bonus than another, they have a better chance of winning. Roleplaying your matches gives you a better chance of winning your matches. RP Bonus will be the only seperator in the pack. We hope that the non-participating nations will be weeded out or at least noted prior to the start of the World Cup, as we like to feel special by you RPing in our tournaments, so we give you bonues to help you win.

There will be two sections in the competition, The South Osettian Section and the Vilita Section. Each team will play one match against the other teams in their group, followed by Quarter- and Semi-Finals within their own Section. The Champions of the South Osettian Section and the Vilita Section will meet at the Tivali Ring Stadium in Alikki-Corra, Vilita for the BoF Final.

You may also wish to view the last BoF threads :
WC20 (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=385907)
WC19 (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=374306)
WC18 (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=364185)
WC17 (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349645)


Group 1 (Vilita)
Funny Looking Islands
Gilgrado
Murflonia
Oliverry
Bryn Shander

Group 2 (Vilita)
Rittarstan
Allanea
Moleland
Chicanada
Pubiconia

Group 3 (South Osettia)
Sjwitz
Sonaron
Naglegrad
Anarquistan
Krazie

Group 4 (South Osettia)
Nifty nick
Gaian Ascendancy
Krakatou
Danieljoh
Liamist States




Matchday Schedule:
MD1: Sunday
MD2: Monday
MD3: Tuesday
MD4: Wednesday
MD5: Thursday
QF: Friday
SF: Saturday
Final/3pp0: Sunday

Regional Match Schedules:

Vilitan Region
GROUP A ::

Matchday 1
Funny Looking Islands v. Gilgrado - ( Marine World Park ) -
Murflonia v. Oliverry - ( Lirai Asku Stadium ) -


Matchday 2
Funny Looking Islands v. Murflonia - ( Lirai Asku Stadium ) -
Oliverry v. Bryn Shander - ( Marine World Park ) -


Matchday 3
Funny Looking Islands v. Oliverry - ( Marine World Park ) -
Bryn Shander v. Gilgrado - ( Lirai Asku Stadium ) -


Matchday 4
Funny Looking Islands v. Bryn Shander - ( Lirai Asku Stadium ) -
Murflonia v. Gilgrado - ( Marine World Park ) -


Matchday 5
Gilgrado v. Oliverry - ( Marine World Park ) -
Murflonia v. Bryn Shander - ( Lirai Asku Stadium ) -

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GROUP B ::

Matchday 1
Rittarstan v. Allanea - ( National View Stadium ) -
Moleland v. Chicanada - ( The Shultis ) -


Matchday 2
Rittarstan v. Moleland - ( The Shultis ) -
Chicanada v. Pubiconia - ( National View Stadium ) -


Matchday 3
Rittarstan v. Chicanada - ( National View Stadium ) -
Pubiconia v. Allanea - ( The Shultis ) -


Matchday 4
Rittarstan v. Pubiconia - ( The Shultis ) -
Moleland v. Allanea - ( National View Stadium ) -


Matchday 5
Allanea v. Chicanada - ( National View Stadium ) -
Moleland v. Pubiconia - ( The Shultis ) -



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South Osettia Region

Group C::

Matchday 1
Sjwitz v. Sonaron - ( Ts'khinvali Stadium ) -
Naglegrad v. Anarquistan - ( Ashtarak Track ) -


Matchday 2
Sjwitz v. Naglegrad - ( Ashtarak Track ) -
Anarquistan v. Krazie - ( Ts'khinvali Stadium ) -


Matchday 3
Sjwitz v. Anarquistan - ( Ts'khinvali Stadium ) -
Krazie v. Sonaron - ( Ashtarak Track ) -


Matchday 4
Sjwitz v. Krazie - ( Ashtarak Track ) -
Naglegrad v. Sonaron - ( Ts'khinvali Stadium ) -


Matchday 5
Sonaron v. Anarquistan - ( Ts'khinvali Stadium ) -
Naglegrad v. Krazie - ( Ashtarak Track ) -



Ts'khinvali Stadium Capacity: 62,484

Ashtarak Track Capacity: 54,309




Group D ::

Matchday 1
Nifty nick v. Gaian Ascendancy - ( Tbilisi Arena ) -
Krakatou v. Danieljoh - ( Gori Ring ) -


Matchday 2
Nifty nick v. Krakatou - ( Gori Ring ) -
Danieljoh v. Liamist States - ( Tbilisi Arena ) -


Matchday 3
Nifty nick v. Danieljoh - ( Tbilisi Arena ) -
Liamist States v. Gaian Ascendancy - ( Gori Ring ) -


Matchday 4
Nifty nick v. Liamist States - ( Gori Ring ) -
Krakatou v. Gaian Ascendancy - ( Tbilisi Arena ) -


Matchday 5
Gaian Ascendancy v. Danieljoh - ( Tbilisi Arena ) -
Krakatou v. Liamist States - ( Gori Ring ) -


Tbilisi Arena Capacity: 60,310


Gori Ring Capacity: 49,402

The Sjwitz Roster:

Manager
Steven Schmidt

Goalkeepers
1. Frank Blurr (Bayer Skent)
13. Tim Oz (Quoz Rovers)
21. Geert Van Der Snikkel (FC Rinûll)

Defenders
2. Nepomuk Svensson (VFB Aldog)
3. Dieter Simms (Zalgiris Trinss)
4. Simon Jolt (FC Rinûll)
5. Fritz Steiger (Zalgiris Trinss)
14. Burt Hamm (AEK Daksno)
15. Frank Peeters (AIK Svoppar)
16. Billy-Bob Reitsma (Zalgiris Trinss)

Midfielders
6. Xavier F. Stomp (AIK Svoppar)
7. Steven Ünterberger (Bayer Skent)
9. Lucky Morrgh (Lokomotiv Oewftsjtad)
12. Jelle J. Johnson (Mluk-Oft FC)
17. Marco DiLuciano (Deportivo Salst-Gungen)
18. Yves Ghornn (AEK Daksno)
19. Jimmy Sjwitzer (Bayer Skent)

Strikers
8. Hanz Peters (Mluk-Oft FC)
10. Marc Verheyen (Bayer Skent)
11. Diederik Barosj (FC Rinûll)
20. Roman Bingk (Deportivo Salst-Gungen)

Funny Looking Islands Reveal New Coach

The Funny Looking Islands Football Asocciation, FLIFA , today announced former under 21 coach, John Burgandy, as head coach to the national team. He brings with him 6 years of Under 21 experience and 5 years of club experience where he managed the Boyle Druids, winning the league on one occassion. Burgandy announced that the team is to take on a 4-5-1 formation due to the current lack of quality strikers (with Johns being the only international class forward in the side). Burgandy wasted no time in announcing his team:

Goalkeepers
1. John Redman (Indigano United)
13.Frank Davids (Boyle Town)
20.Simon Brevids(Salco Rovers)

Defenders
2. Francesco Leroy(Salco Rovers)
3. Alan O'Connor(Indigino City)
5. David Simons(Watern Wanderers)
6. Ed Greves(Watern Wanderers)
12.Kevin Wancho(Boyle United)
17.Ted O'Malley(Tintereal United)
19.Richard Evens(Indigano United)

Midfield
4. Greg Simons(Tintereal United)
7. Simon Greves(Watern Wanderers)
8. Sam Zackers(Boyle Town)
10.Ed Yanders(Tintereal Rangers)
11.Zack Davids(Bohill Celtic)
14.Conor Regan(Bohill Celtic)
15.Richard Evens(Salco City)
18.Simon Barry(Watern City)

Forwards
9. Simon Johns(Watern City)
16.Kiko Santos(Boyle Town)
21.Liam Irish(Tintereal Rangers)

Since this will be the very first official soccer tournament Sjwitz will be participating in, the 'new' outfits have been presented to the press.

Sjwitz will be playing in clear blue and white colours:

The shirts are clear blue with white diagonal stripes on them.
The shorts are white apart from the numbers, in clear blue ofcourse.
The socks are just clear blue.

These are the official home colours of the Sjwitz national Soccerteam. Ofcourse, other teams might play in blue and white, and therefore the awaykitconsists of completely different colours:

Shirts: Orange (no stripes, just simply orange)
Shorts: Red (no numbers on the shorts)
Socks: Canary Yellow

Funny Looking Islands Kit Revealed

In a press conference today the new Funny Looking Islands kits were revealed to the public.The new kit, which is made by Bradley (based in Salco in the northern Islands) is a stylish new look which is expected to sell by the millions. The kits were shown off by star striker Simon Johns(home kit) , captain Greg Simons(away kit) and Goalkeeper John Redman(Goalkeepers kit). The event also hosted the unvealing of the teams new mascot, Andy the Ape.

Home Kit
Shirt: Lime Green Body with black Sleeves.
Shorts Black.
Socks: Black with Lime Green hoop at top.

Away Kit
Shirts: White Body with red Sleeves.
Shorts: Red.
Socks: Red with White hoop at top.

Goalkeepers Kit
Shirts: Yellow with thin Orange strips.
Shorts: Black with Yellow strips down sides
Socks: Black with Yellow hoop at top.

Marmadukes To Debut In South Osettia
Press Release

Monday may well prove to be the most important day of Liamist States football. Never a very popular sport, this is the first year that the Marmadukes has raised enough money to compete in the World Cup. Coming from halfway around NationStates, the Marmadukes are out to prove that football is at least half as good as ratings grabbers at home, Superpolo and FMR.

With by far the largest gene and talent pool to draw upon, the Liamist States will be fighting it out at the top, despite not ever having played any international football before, but then that’s what the Baptism of Fire is for. The team is reported to be uniformly petrified at the thought but welcomes having Matchday A off, in a desperate bid to relax. The team’s fitness is also reputedly high after extensive training sessions in pro-gravity chambers, working on the basics: fitness, strength and drills but are reserving some special skills for when it’s needed.

Captain of the Liamist States and domestic champions, Mayfair, Rod Manoni, gave the following statement:
“Yes, we are scared absolutely witless at the prospect in playing in the Gori Ring. Man, you grow up, daydreaming that you’ll get this opportunity and thanks to our sponsors, Liam & Co, we’ve finally made it. Its here and we couldn’t be anymore psyched to get out there and play. We’ve worked hard to just make the team. I doubt I’d be wrong when I think the LS domestic competition is one of the most fiercely contested in the world. Having trained tirelessly in the PG chambers and working closely with our Marmaduke trainers, we just wanna play and dammit, we’re gonna play well.”

The support staff and the 3.3 billion members of the Liamist States public are sure to back these winners.

If you wish to contact members of the Marmadukes, please go through PR and media manager, Illario Forster, c/o Liamist States.

Draw (Group D):
Matchday 2, vs Danieljoh
Matchday 3, vs Gaian Ascendancy
Matchday 4, vs Nifty nick
Matchday 5, vs Krakatou

Roster (*starting lineup):
Coach
Jamus Spring

Goalkeepers
01. Mi Rainford Jr (City de Liam)*
02. Darius Wisher (Fairbank Centrale)

Backs
21. Alvaro Wiggen (East Trenport)*
10. Fidel Wanhywe (Mayfair)*
22. Byron Paskell (Gradburg North)*
20. Moises Cratic (Fairbank Vice)*
19. Kendrick Goodness (City de Liam)
03. Thomas McQuary (Alexandra)
25. Son Defino (York)

Midfielders
16. Marcel Hignight (Adali Fanatical)*
17. Jackson Eaks (Alexandra)*
09. Rod Manoni (C, Mayfair)*
15. Dane Abatiell (Sheffield)
14. Quinton Delley (LS Town)
05. Hugh Killick (CDL United)
18. Nolan Dueck (Fairbank CBD)

Forwards
13. Armand Irziary (Canterbury)*
07. Marlin Smoots (Trenport City)*
24. Hal Bell (CDL United)*
08. Christian Dressel (York)

An Airport In Vilita

Sgt. Luvande, USMC, Retired, Captain of the Allanea Falcons, was the first one to step off the plane. If he was intimidating in ordinary closes, the team uniforms of the Allanea Falcons were to make him instill absolute fear. They were nothing more than camouflage-coloured soccer uniform, with the Allanean flag worn like military patch on their forearms, while the logo of Allanean Arms proudly decorated Luvande’s back. His scientologist’s cross (http://www.scientology-harare.org/img/Cross.jpg) shone brightly over his uniform, reflecting the rays of the sun. From under his left sleeve, one could see a tatoo with the sign of the Allanean Marines.

Behind him followed Randolf McCoy. Picked personally by Luvande, he was known for his immense physical power and brutal gameplay, he was a full seven feet tall. He was not, like Luvande a Scientologist, but not an ordinary person either. A Brand Davidian from Southern Allanea, Randolph has his head shaved bald. On the well-tanned skin, one could see a quote from the Bible: Beat your plowshares into swords and your pruning hooks into spears. Let the weakling say, "I am strong!"

After McCoy went Petr Semenovich Sidorov, a goalkeeper from the capital. He was a stocky, weighty man – five feet and a half with one hundred fifty pounds of weight. Long hair flowed on his back. The fact his forehead was reshaped anew by plastic surgeons identified in him a resident of the Trekkie quarter of Allanea – and one who specialized in Klingons. That, too, would make a few people wonder about what style of gameplay Luvande would adopt – and if that wouldn’t, the next player would.

John Jefferson Gates was a former farmer from Nova-Texas. To the standard outfit of the team, he added a black ten-gallon hat. His rough hands were obviously used to the machete, the gun, and the leash of a dog, but he was not only a farmer – he was also a soccer player, and some said, not bad at all. Before soccer, he tried his hand in boxing, freestyle wrestlng, and off-road competition – all with some success.

After Gates went Mohammad Sharif. The sun made his jet-black skin glint as he descended from the plane. A former boxer, Rice was forced to quit the sport after he was sued by the family of an injured player. He won the suit, yet the publicity pushed him into soccer. In his pocket was a copy of the Koran with an underlined quote “And fight in the way of Allah with those who fight with you…

Just as Mohammad Sharif appeared from the door, he was followed by two people walking together – the Lee Twins, Brian and Scott. After doing five years each for burglary – they considered themselves lucky to be caught by the police and not the owner, for the later mean certain death in Allanea – the Twins turned to sport. The same slickness of motions and steel nerves that aided them in their previous profession where helpful here, too – and so where five years of training against other thugs in a Federal facility in New-Missouri.

Only a minute after the Twins did the next man appear – Joshua Rabinovich, an religious Jew from Heston-city. He was wearing a hand-stitched kippa in the fashion of Gush-Katif, and his eyes burned with the same rage that probably burned in the eyes of the zealots that defended Jerusalem from Vespasian’s legions. Except this time, Joshua Rabinovich wasn’t planning to lose.

Anatole Levin would not even seem strange to the Vilitans, compared to the crowd that preceded him. A lean, muscular body, a mohawk dyed atrocious green, and the words “Ride to Live, Live to Ride” on the left side of his skull denoted a member of the Allanean Biker Association. He was also carrying an MP3 player – evidently taking in not just the nice weather, but also a song by Helloween.

The next-to-last player was Donald von Richtoffen, a former officer in the Allanean Air Force. Suprisingly with his name, he was an elf, credited with many enemy kills during the Yurkan War. The ground kills were never even counted, for the number would be expressed in seven digits – the Yurkan war was nuclear, and of the large country that was Yurka, only a small handful survived – and died out later. Nothing of this could be read on the face of the former bomber pilot – and perhaps that fact said more than anything else.

Then, the last shape slithered out of the door – eliciting gasps of fear from the crowd. His shirt and pants reshaped to allow for his inhuman body and tail, Reequity-lix va’Quorr was the stuff of nightmares. For many, the elongated head, the tail, the attack mandibles were the mark of a Xenomorph, a non-intelligent, predatory beast. Reequity-lix va’Quorr was far more dangerous, in fact. He was sapient. He was a Valaquine. (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Valaquine)

From the Sports section of the Daily NewSjwitz:

Good old 352 or offensive 343?

After having a look at the training of the Sjwitz National Side it seems that we may conclude that manager/coach Steven Schmidt will be playing in his beloved 3-5-2 formation again. Goalie Blurr, Defenders Svensson, Steiger and Simms and Strikers Bingk and Verheyen seem almost sure to make the selection for the first match against Sonaron. Since Lucky Morrgh is still recovering from both a hamstring injury and a divorce it looks unlikely he will play. Our prediction for tomorrow:


Blurr

Svensson Steiger Simms


Johnson Ünterberger Ghornn Stomp Sjwitzer


Bingk Verheyen


Stomp is unsure and might be replaced by DiLuciano or maybe substituted for Hanz Peters to change formation into 3-4-3.

If this is the starting formation Bingk will have to be kept an eye on by the Sonaron defenders, with Johnson and Sjwitzer on the flanks it will be raining assists and we all know Bingks magnificent one touch moves in the box. Defensively Steiger and Simms should perform great also, they have the routine from with their club Zalgiris Trinss, the best defence in the SSL Premier Division. Knowing this we can say that Billy-Bob Reitsma is a good possibility for a substitute, also being a defender of Zalgiris Trinss.

The Oliverrian team booed at their entry in Vilitan territory

The Oliverrian team arrived in airport yesterday in Yeaddin, Vilita. There were many people there waiting for the team to come but, it wasn't to encourage them. It was more to boo them after winning the Cherry cup XI bid against Vilita. There was a person who said: "Go away, f****ng nation".

5 minutes later, they were at the press conference announcing the players that will play in the BoF Competition. Here is the team:

GK: Richard Glannois

FW: Alain Chantlaloi
FW: Guillaume Louvain
FW: Living Inamerica

MF: Winnie Thepooh
MF: Youri Langlois
MF: Jean Deladurantaye
MF: Ugo Toutilis
MF: Tiuly Xanwinum

DF: Régis Roger
DF: Pedro Garand

So, now, the team is expecting some non-catholic things in Vilita but normally, we are in good terms with them so it shouldn't matter.

The Oliverrian fans and the team were surrounded by bodyguards in case that there would be problems but there weren't any, atleast for today...

Pierre Lebeau for Oliverrian Sports Newspaper, a division of Oliverrian News

The announcement of the Ascendancy’s matches was like a bolt of lightning to the expectant anticipation that the nation’s citizens had for this moment. Whether they won or lost, wasn’t the goal. Well actually winning was, but the Ascendancy knew this was a chance to show what they could do.

Even if it was simply to fall flat on their faces.

The national team was introduced in a small pomp and circumstance celebration. The blue, silver and white trim jerseys and socks were accented well with the white and slant blue-teal trim, and white and gray sneakers. Everything, down to the sweatbands some of the players wore, were adorned with the Ascendancy Galaxy emblem. The goalies showed off their version of slant striped gold and black jerseys with black shorts with gold trim. Black and gold socks and sneakers rounded out their attire.

Coach Katya Kerensky was also well in attendance, the fiery redhead in her slickest business suit, swore to the crowd that the team would do it’s best for the pride of the Ascendancy.

From the reaction of the crowd of 25,000 in attendance at the Archonia StarPort, it seemed they had high hopes as well. They arrived in the area a few hours ago, to an admittedly neutral reaction from the greeting locals.

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Group D:
Matchday 1
Nifty nick v. Gaian Ascendancy - ( Tbilisi Arena )

Matchday 3
Liamist States v. Gaian Ascendancy - ( Gori Ring )

Matchday 4
Krakatou v. Gaian Ascendancy - ( Tbilisi Arena )

Matchday 5
Gaian Ascendancy v. Danieljoh - ( Tbilisi Arena )

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Coaches:
Head: Katya Kerensky
Assistants: Day Ecardo, Ni Morisato

Goalkeepers:
00. Kelse Howe (Minas Jurai`alheim)
01. Kent Jherico (Minas Complexii)
02. Bryant McThige (Ithillii Goddessa)

Defenders:
05. Julian Kirov (Minas Destinus)
06. Lincon Dinor (Rhur Eternus)
07. Sargon Drago (Minas Jurai`alheim)
08. Julian Masaki (Tar Gonduwa)
09. Azrael Bekker (Rhur Eternus)
10. Sol Misumaru (Infinity Tower)
11. Xan Tsgen (Archonis Oracalii)

Midfielders:
15. Trajan Baba (Eternity Tower)
16. Fasha Clark (Minas Complexii)
17. Scott Yeh (Tar Gonduwa)
18. Mandrake Arbuthnot (Minas Complexii)
19. Russel Issac (Minas Jurai`alheim)
20. Eros Maine (Topazic B)
21. Pryde Tamara (Infinity Tower)

Forwards:
25. Sean Masaki (Blue Diamond)
26. Ian Andersen (Rhur Eternus)
27. N`Buta Kerensky (Minas Destinus)
28. Richard Kreese (Marble)

[ooc: This would be my first ever rp. Please be gentile]

Appearing in the Cana Daily Press
NationStatal Comming Out? Kodiaks head to Vilita for first ever Internationstatal tournament.

Cana Canton:

Jesnui Viladetta was all smiles to the Press the day before the Kodiaks left their native Chicanada and headed into uncharted waters of International Football.

"It is a privledge to lead our team into it's first tournament. And we do hope for the best in play with hopefully a win or several," Viladetta told a croud of 1000 newspaper and television reporters on Press Day. In attendance with him were his assistants and Captain Jude Westington, the reigning MVP of the CFF Champions Series for Mission.

With the usual fanfare normally reserved for announcements from the High Council, Westington and teammates Timonn Lisbon and Samuel Kleriton presented the official Chicanada uniforms. Lisbon and the other goalkeeps will play in blue shirts, red shorts and yellow socks. Both home and away matches will feature the team in yellow socks, as is tradition in Chicanadan tournaments. Home games will be in white shirts with the Chicanada Kodiak logo (http://www.geocities.com/crazyshy100/CFFChestLogo.jpg) on the center with red shorts while away games will be in red shirts with Chicanada written in white across the chest and white shorts.

Westington did tell the press to keep expectations low for the team, since they have little international experience and while they were excited to compete for Chicanada "we're not expecting to win the whole damn thing. It would be nice to, of course."

All pitches and hockey arenas will be utilized by the Chicanada Sports Federation to host viewings of the matches, starting with their home matchup at Lonngeylin, Vilita against Moleland.

Baptism Of Fire Schedule of Matches:

Matchday 1 - v Moleland (home) @ The Shultis (Lonngeylin)
Matchday 2 - v Pubiconia (away) @ National View Stadium (Morata Valley)
Matchday 3 - v Rittarstan (home) @ National View Stadium (Morata Valley)
Matchday 5 - v Allanea (home) @ National View Stadium (Morata Valley)

Official Roster for the Kodiaks:

Coach: Jesnui Viladetta (AS Cana)
Assistants: Mar Osstende (Acadia), Kristoff Lundvensen (Verde Mund), Terrince Livingston (Bishop FC)

Starters (4-4-2 scheme):
GK: Timonn Lisbon (Acadia)
DF: Zatorsky Dallas (AS Cana)
DF: Hejduk Killnger (Acadia)
DF: Loeb Noebi (Saint Croix)
DF: Eroden Venlill (Bishop FC)
MF: Damarus Bastian (FC Livingston)
MF: Baston Jillien (Bishop FC)
MF: Perides Mastroeni (Acadia)
MF: Jude Westington (Mission)
FW: Chinglin Erish (Bishop FC)
FW: Weston Kozten (Bishop FC)

Reserves:
GK: Jilin Dumaire (Township)
GK: Jersey Openzender (AS Cana)
DF: Tony Cherundolo (Bishop FC)
DF: Gordan Elish (FC Livingston)
DF: Eren Ferejen (Bishop FC)
DF: Grant Twellman (FC Livingston)
MF: Clarence Erigne (New England, Paradiso)
MF: Timon Glendell (Saint Croix)
MF: Morrison Omeni (AS Cana)
FW: Eeglin Ingelton (FC Livingston)
FW: Samuel Kleriton (Bishop FC)
FW: Jorden Pullman (Verde Mund)

Today is was declared that The Peoples Republic Of Naglegrad will take part in the up comeing Baptism of Fire Cup.This is a bold move by Naglegrad, bringing anger from some of the other member states of The Confederacy Of Scorcio, of which His Excellency Supreme General Emporer Of Naglegrad Nagle I currently holds the Vice Regency (i.e Vice Presidency, acting President) after a failed assasination attempt on President Malak while viewing a newly constructed Lava Pit left him unable to take office. Naglegrad is now claiming full Nation Status through its particapation in the Cup. This was a shock announcement less then two months after the end of the Scorcion civil war and comes during the current Internal Confederacy war between Naglegrad, Vergast and the Tommyists against Mobile Tic Tacs. Amid high security a press conference was held in "The Hall of the Glorious Slaughter of State Enemies" by the player manager and team captian General Sergi Russlavich and assistant manager and Minister for Sport and small fire arms General Vassilli Siderenko. The conference was attended by members of the press and government. Some forign dignataries attended but many stayed away in protest. General Vassilli Siderenko explained to the press what soccer acctually was and that in parliment the 2004 ban on sports and the 2004 ban on leaveing the borders of Naglegrad had been lifted to allow the team to compete in the Cup. General Russlavich pressented the team to the press and some pictures were taken with the teams sponsers, Volitile Arms and Vodka Producers and the all black team uniform. General Russlavich swore before a picture of His Excellency that the team would strive to mantain the ideals of disapline and sacrafice instilled in them by His Rule and that the team would not be swayed by the whoreish temptations of Democracy, chewing gum or jeans that it would face in "the outside world, a sad world that knows not the glory of your Rule". Most of the team is made up of members of the Armed Forces due to the universal conscription law in force to protect the states unoffical borders in this time of turmoil within the Confederacy

Team Roster
Goal Keepers
Capt. Konstantine Korantion
Col. Dorbon Vasron
Radavon Drovostak

Defenders
Gen. Vassili Siderenko
Capt. Karrasov De Vestig
Lt. Herman Von Hohenzolt
Col. Jak Sak
Col. Wurd Basconavic
Sherman Drovostan

Midfielders
Lt. Karman Smirnov
Gen. Sergi Russlavich
Capt. Denisov D. Denisov
Capt. Sonj Del Arstan
Karl Mar Xs
Denisov Abdyvaliyev

Strikers
Lt. Kovac Derasken
Capt. Zolton Valtyvic
Lt. Harold Hersfelt
Capt. Vassili Denisov
Col. Andri Bolstock

The team uniform is all black with the Naglegrad creast of a Massive Evil Rabbit, the nations national animal on the left breast of the shirt. Underneet the creast is His Excellencies great impowering motto "Trust me, I know what's best" to urge on our brave players. The uniform is sponsered by Volitile Arms and Vodka Producers and will be provieded along with the required footgear by the State Department of clothing and pest control. The team will leave from the reopened and newly renamed Zoltan Covac Airstrip later today.

There have been unconfirmed reports of a bomb blast and sporadic gunfire to the south of the capital after the conference. Enimies of the State may well be in leige with the Mobile Tic Tac terrorists who have been plaugeing the Confederacy for the past few months. Security around the Imperial Palace and The Naglegrad State Hospital And Home For The Mentaly Deranged where President Malak is recovering from the attempt on his life have been increased dramaticly. Security is also tight around the airstrip from which the soccer team will depart, with 17 arrests so far today.

No statement on the teams particapation in the Cup was received from the Imperial Palace or His Excellency. As He has not been seen in some time this has further added to claims that He doesn't exist. 4 people were arrested today for spouting such evil enemy propagada. May their deaths be slow an painfull.

We wish the Naglegrad State Soccer Team the best of luck on the battlefield that is the soccer pitch in the name of Naglegrad and in the name of His Excellency. GSTR!

Extract from "The Naglegrad Daily Warrior" newspaper

Anarchy At Airport.

Anarcy ruled at Zoltan Covac Airport, which had been upgraded from an airstrip minutes before hand even though it doesn't have terminal as members of the Naglegrad Soccer team attempeted to board a charter jet for South Osettia to compete in the Baptism of Fire Cup. As Airport Security attempted to get over the shock of being upgraded from Airstrip Security a bomb blast rocked the empty field and completely demolashed the shed acting as a tower, throwing corragated iron sheets up to 100 metres and killing 4 Airport Staff and a Janitor. Gunmen opened fire on the crowd that had gathered to wish the team luck on their exploits in the name of Nagolion Soccer. The 7 gun men where quickly bought down by highly trained NSS agents who suffered no casualties. 3 people in the crowd where injured and are currently being treated in hospital. It is belived that Mobile Tic Tac terriorists were responsible for the attack which lead to riots on the streets of Naglegrads as of yet unnamed Capital, where 13 people were killed and 43 badly injured.

Shortly after the blast and a security check of the jet the team clambered on to the plane followed by a specialy seclected squad of NSS agents as the crowd was kept back by overhead gunfire from the army. 5 F/A-18 hornets which are stationed in Vergast escorted the jet out of Scorcion bounds which has lead to more anger from states due to the "Invasion" of their airspace. No attempt was made on the squad as it escorted the jet.

A statement released from the Imperial Palace has said death shall come quick and swift to anyone found to be conected on todays attempt on the Naglegrad Soccer Team. While a sidenote wished the team the best of luck, the statement was more concerned with the terrible security measures taken during the teams departure. The Deparment of communications has said that 4 large screens shall be placed in the capital to allow the 97% of the country without acsess to televisons to watch the Nation compete

With relatively little fanfare, Bryn Shander’s first national soccer team landed in the nation of Vilita. Not sure of how popular the sport would be, the government supplied the team with a small, far from luxurious, blue and red shuttle for the trip from the military training colony at Side 3 to the Earth-bound hosts. The colony, unofficially named “Jupiter-2”, was chosen to be the site for the team’s training because it was already used by the military for the same purpose. The advantage the colony had over a site on Earth, was that the gravity could be adjusted simply by accelerating or decelerating the colony’s rotation. Over the course of a year and a half, the team went from training in 0.6 Gs to training in an exhausting 4.5 Gs, based on the theory that if you can sprint under 4.5 Gs, you’ll be even faster under 1 G.

From there, the team took a bus to their hotel, while the manager submitted the team roster to the BoF officials.


Head Coach: Satoshi Miyamoto
Assistant Coach: Kevin Black

Goalies
26 Berlin Castlerock*
69 Ron Miller
71 Raymond Wagner

Defenders
34 Peter Brave
52 Amuro Maehara*
54 Spike Meier
56 Galaeron Amastacia*
64 Kentaro Sakaki*

Midfielders
79 Michael Conrad
31 James Connery
53 Sean Cook
39 Ichiro Narusegawa*
48 Cain Mihama*
77 Alaron Stormbringer*
06 Matt Parker*

Forewards
07 Trey Stone
49 Laharl Pucelle*
99 Homard Prinny*
28 Carl Jameson
13 Hayato Musashi*

* = Starter

Defector Shot

The "outside world" got a rather shocking first view of Naglegrad today when Sherman Drovostan was shot dead on South Osettia airport grounds by the NSS while failing horribly to defect. Not realiseing he needed to be inside embassy grounds, Naglegrad defender Sherman Drovostan began shouting Anti-Naglegrad slogans as he ran from the jet which had delivered the team to take part in the Baptism of Fire Cup. NSS agents opened fire on Drovostan, who was expected to start in the teams first game, hitting him 5 times in the back and head.
As the body was being draged back on board the jet to be returned to Naglegrad for a public burning, the team was ushered on to two blacked out mini buses and were bought to the hotel that they will stay in for the duration of their particapation in the tournament.
After the NSS cleared and burned anything in the rooms that recked of capitilism and corruption, such as sofas, telivisions and hot water pipes, the team was bought to the 54,309 capacity Ashtarak Track where the team will play Anarquistan on Sunday. After the teams first ever training session a meeting was held by staff and players.

The team will use a 4-3-3 formation and the starting line up will be as follows

Konstantine Korantian

Gen Vassili Siderenko
Capt Karrasov De Vestig
Lt Herman Von Hohenzolt
Col Jak Sak

Lt Karman Smirnov
Gen Sergi Russlavich (capt)
Capt Denisov D. Denisov

Lt Kovac Derasken
Capt Zoltan Valtyvic
Lt Harold Hersfelt

The team are reported to be fine after this evenings incident at the airport and were ushered away by NSS agents avoiding the press, that wasn't there anyway so it didn't really matter. As the team gets some rest before its first ever match Sunday screens are being erected in the Capital to allow their fellow county men to watch their prowess on the field. As they go forth we wish them the very best of luck, and know that they will only be exacuted if they lose patheticly. Hopefully they can restore some pride to our once great now embattled nation, and bring glory to our Great Leader. GSTR.

Marmadukes Display New Kit
Chair Nearly Kills
Liamist States Times

Today, the Liamist States Marmadukes paraded their new kit (home top (http://www.geocities.com/auslimcal/designh.gif) and away top (http://www.geocities.com/auslimcal/designa.gif)) in their first press conference of the tournament. Here’s a transcript:

Sitting left to right: Illario Forster (Media), Rod Manoni (Captain), Hal Bell, Armand Iziary (Forwards), Jackson Eaks (Midfield), Byron Paskell, Son Defino (Backs), Mi Rainford Jr (Goalkeeper).

Forster: Alright, the team will be taking questions from the media now. Umm…you (points).

Journo 1: Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times. Mi, how are you feeling at the moment with your father at war and you about to undertake the most important stage in your career?

Rainford: Obviously, with my father preparing for war, it’s a concern for me but I’m trying to focus on my football at the moment. Dad will be fine. He always is.

Journo 2: Mallory Renaga, LSTV. Jackson, you’re the youngest player on the team. How are you as a twenty year old ahead of tomorrow’s game?

Eaks: As a twenty year old? Probably the same as I would be if I were the normal me.

(Pause)

Journo 2: Care to elaborate?

Eaks: No.

Forster (rolls eyes): Ok someone else.

Journo 3: Neva Jardin, Soccer & Babes Magazine. Hal, you pretty much single-handedly led CDL United to semis in LS with your brilliant striking abilities. Are you feeling you’ll be able to continue your form? Will you be the same superstar?

(Rainford makes sucking noise)

Bell: Confident? Am I confident? I’ll tell you what. If I’m not the highest scorer by the end of the group stage, I’ll eat my hat on live TV.

Rainford: You’ll eat your hat? What kind of bet is that? You idiot.

Bell: What?!

Rainford: I called you an idiot, dumbass. You wanna go?

Forster: Right, shut up you two. You next (points).

Journo 4: Cody Pickles, Soccer Monthly. Rod, you mentioned that the team was nervous about your upcoming debut. How are you all feeling now?

Manoni: We are still all, quite frankly, *swear*ing ourselves. We were lucky if we played to a crowd in the Gori Ring in our finals. This is just the first stage. But then, some of us (indicates Rainford and Bell) are quite ready to go. We're settling in now that we're here and some of the other teams arriving but still concerned.

Journo 3: Me again. Rainford and Bell for this one. Will you both be using your domestic rivalry to egg yourselves on?

Bell: There’s no way I’m not going to be the hero of this tournament for our team. So not really.

Rainford: Maybe according to your little lover there but then you have a whole team to rely on to help you score. Me? I’m on my own and I know on my own, I’m waaay better than this jackass (indicates Bell).

Forster: Not again. You (points).

Journo 6: Allan Lemen, Boobs Ahoy.

(pause)

Forster: Do you have a question?

Journo 6: No, I just like the name of my magazine.

Forster (pinches bridge of his nose and sighs): If you weren’t our short sponsor, I’d have the lil ‘Dukes throw you out. Right, you, smirking idiot in the front row (points).

Journo 7: Julio Becraft, Triple N FM. Rainford, hows the wife? (Smirks) Or maybe I should ask Bell…

(Rainford stands up and throws his chair over Becraft’s head. It smashes against the far wall).

Rainford: Next time, I won’t miss.

(Becraft nods shakily and sits down)

Bell: Hey, don’t harass the man just ‘cause your woman knows what she wants and you can’t deliver.

Rainford (scoffs): Can’t deliver? You wanna talk about not delivering? Remember the semis last year? One shot on goal, which I saved, twenty-two off. Think about that.

(Bell goes over to thump Rainford. He’s stopped by Manoni)

Rainford (glares at Bell): I don’t need this (storms out).

Forster (mutters): Last time these two *swear*ing jackasses get together. (Louder) Right that concludes our press conference for today. We’ll see you, hopefully victoriously, on Monday. Goodbye

(Team leaves)

Later reports state that Rainford was given a good dressing down by Forster who threatened Rainford with being returned to his father for military service and he was warned not to get on the “hero’s” case.

The last thing Rainford wants now, with his career full steam ahead, is a spell on the LSS Liam.

The Murflonia team arrived in The Tropics of Vilita ahead of their first group match today. The squad for this prestigious tournament is as follows:

Goalkeepers:

1: Terrence Warner
13: Dave Wong
20: Liam Reveloution

Defenders:

2: Brian Phillips
3: Alex Piston
4: Andy Butt
5: Jock Aqueduct
15: John Tough
14: Andy Harpoon
12: Terry Display

Midfielders:

6: Pedro Write
7: Fabio O'Malley
8: Steven Trevorsen
11: Meng Yao
16: John Jakobson
17: Tiger Bosman
18: Hank Keswick

Forwards:

9: Ralph Williams
10: Graham Sharples
19: Þorhall Johansson
21: Wilf Young

Planeloads of Murflonia supporters have been arriving over the past few weeks, all in good spirits. Many have been seen sampling the local nightlife, swamping museums and galleries and going on expeditions to catch a glimpse of the indigenous Aye-Aye.

Murflonia Culture Minister Bobby Manson praised the idea to hand out booklets on the local language to all Murflonia supporters a wonderful idea.

The starting XI is expected to be:

GK: Warner
RB: Phillips
LB: Piston
CB: Butt
CB: Aqueduct
CM: Write
RW: O'Malley
CM: Stevensen
FW: Sharples
FW: Williams
LW: Yao

As he came skidding around the corner at top speed, Tommy turned for the door to the coach's office and nearly bowled over Coach Raizor. "Now what seems to be the problem, Tommy? There a house on fire somewhere?"

Panting for breath, Tommy drew himself up and handed the folder he was carrying to the coach. "We've been drawn into Group C of the Baptism of Fire, sir! We need to be in South Osettia in two days!"

Quirking an eyebrow at Tommy, Coach Raizor took the folder from him, "I suppose then that travel plans have been drawn up. Why didn't we know before now?"

"You leave at midnight, sir," gasped Tommy. "And apparently there was some glitch in our communication system, prevented any reception for about a month."

Shaking his head, Jacques Raizor stepped back into his office. Turning his terminal back on, he began composing a press release.

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Sonaron Pride to Enter International Scene
Just one week from today, the Sonaron Pride will play their first ever international football match, against the team from Sjwitz. Their match will be played in Ts'khinvali Stadium, located in the nation of South Osettia. Over the next several weeks, the Pride will also play three other matches in the Baptism of Fire pre-World Cup tournament, all in South Osettia. For a more detailed match schedule, please see page B2.

The Pride's roster for the Baptism of Fire was released today. The following collection of all-stars past and present from the Sonaron Secondary Education League (SSEL) will be representing our nation (previous year's stats, except when noted):
Goalkeepers:
[1] Shana Robinson (22 yo, Izlon Technical Institute, 1.42 GAA in SSEL competition)
[25] James Marven (19 yo, Izlon North Secondary School, 2.54 GAA in SSEL competition)
[37] Thomas Waterson (20 yo, Rhovani Secondary School, 2.79 GAA in SSEL competition)

Strikers:
[2] Wilford Engel (24 yo, graduate of Izlon Technical Institute, career SSEL goals record holder)
[3] Yuki Saton (19 yo, Camor Secondary School, SSEL freshman of the year)
[12] Johann Robertson (18 yo, Jarvor Secondary School)
[13] Jaimeson Thompson (19 yo, Izlon West Secondary School)

Midfielders:
[4] John Bram (20 yo, Izlon West Secondary School, team captain)
[5] Sandra Carter (19 yo, Izlon Technical Institute, 2-time SSEL Player of the Year)
[6] Thomas Carter (19 yo, Izlon Technical Institute, first hat trick by a freshman in SSEL history)
[7] Johnson Salven (21 yo, Izlon South, 2.1 asst/gm—SSEL career record)
[14] Roger Arzlen (19 yo, Rhovani Secondary School, school career assists leader)
[15] Samantha James (24 yo, graduate of Izlon East Secondary School, first team All-SSEL two times)
[16] Brian Young (18 yo, Bracken Secondary School)

Defenders:
[8] Max Douglas (21 yo, Bracken Secondary School, SSEL Defender of the Year)
[9] Robbie Farlen (20 yo, Izlon Catholic, first team All-SSEL three times)
[10] Jackie Reliford (23 yo, Jarvor Secondary School, SSEL senior of the year)
[11] Samuel Porter (19 yo, Izlon South Secondary School, led SSEL in takeaways)
[17] Manuel Gregor (18 yo, Izlon East Secondary School)
[18] Noah Jackson (17 yo, Rhovani Secondary School)
[19] Stephanie Vitale (19 yo, Thracken Secondary School)

According to Coach Raizor, the Pride will be playing a 4-4-2 style, subbing in a striker for a midfielder in close or slightly behind games during the second half.

Sonaron Pride Uniform (http://www.analma.com/sonaronuni.jpg)

South Osettia Region

Matchday One Scores

Group C::

Matchday 1
Sjwitz [2]-[0] Sonaron
Naglegrad [3]-[1] Anarquistan


Group D ::

Matchday 1
Nifty nick [0]-[4] Gaian Ascendancy
Krakatou [2]-[3] Dannieljoh

Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
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1. Naglegrad 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
2. Sjwitz 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
3. Anarquistan 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
4. Sonaron 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0


Group D

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
--------------------------------------
1. Gaian Ascendancy 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
2. Dannieljoh 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
3. Krakatou 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
4. Nifty nick 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

Naglegrad: whilst your RPing standard so far is good, please refrain from shooting or knifing (or any other method of killing someone) people on South Osettian soil - it just doesn't look good for me and my security systems.

Vilitan Region :: Matchday One Scores



Funny Looking Islands [1]-[1] Gilgrado
Murflonia [1]-[1] Oliverry




Rittarstan [0]-[2] Allanea
Moleland [0]-[2] Chicanada

Acceptable but not Outstanding


As the Viltian ref blew his whistle to mark full-time there was a standing ovation to the Funny Looking Island players who fought feverisly to to obtain a result in the opening game. Disaster stroke when the Gilgradion striker blasted the ball beyond keeper John Redman after just 15 minutes. Gilgrado then made the mistake of pushing back in a defensive style of play to try and preserve their lead. Aware of the potential treat of Johns he became double marked. Greeves and Davids caused havic down the wings and suplied Johns with much needed support. Half time: Gilgrado 1 - 0 FLI.
In the second half a much more attacking Islands team came onto the pitch with Santos coming on up front in place of Zackers to help Johns. The team attacked from all cylinders and in the 69th minute Johns was brought down in the box, leading to a penelty. None other than Johns lined it up but only to the crowd horror, blasted it off the crossbar and behind for a goal kick. This did not dishearten the team and in the 83rd minute Johns headed the ball in to the bottom corner thanks to a excellent cross from Greeves. Full-Time: Gilgrado 1-1 FLI.
Coach John Burgandy was happy with the teams performance saying that it was "solid and demanding on the opposition". On the matter of the result he said "I am fairly happy with the result as both teams played well and neither deserved to lose, as we all saw, the match could have gone either way".

Anarquistan participating in an nsworldwide competition, held a press conference with the coach, André Ferreira (that is also captain), presenting the Anarquistan Team:

Goalkeepers
1 André Ferreira
The founding father of the nation, and the best keeper in the land.His also the captain and the coach.
Age: 22
Club: Futebol Clube de Anarchygrado

12 Luiz dos Santos
Age: 19
Club: Deportivo de Libertat

22 Heiz Kimblenheimmer
Age: 35
Club: Anti-Fascist 83

Left Defenders
3 Roberto Leandro
Age: 28
Club: Clube Libertario de Independencia

13 Jean Duval
Age: 22
Olimpique de Anarchygrado

Right Defenders
2 James London
Age 31
Club: Libertarian City

23 Fabrizio Mazzioni
Age:24
Club: Interniazonale Equalitario

Central Defenders
4 Jorge Silva
Age: 26
Club: Futebol Clube de Anarchygrado

5 Alessando Ricalle
Age: 32
Club: Internazionale Equalitario


14 Alan Royle
Age: 28
Club: Libertarian City

15 Dimitry Kalapuzov
Age 21
Club Spartak Andrégrad

Central Midfielders
6 Chris Van der Lock
Age: 30
Club: Football Club of Freedermam

16 Julius Alamboeh
Age: 23
Club: Deportivo de Libertat

Left Midfielders
7 Peter Recht
Age: 29
Club: Sparta Punkargue

17 Juliano Rodrigo
Age: 18
Club: Futebol Clube de Anarchygrado

Right Midfielders
11 Donn Smith
Age: 27
Club: Libertarian City

21 Claudio Ramirez
Age: 20
Club: Deportivo de Libertat

Playmakers
10 Vitor Estrela
Age:28
Club: Futebol Clube de Anarchygrado

20 Cristian Philipe
Age:24
Club: Olimpique de Anarchygrado

Strikers
9 Franz Shlimberhommer
Age: 31
Club: Anti-Facist 83

8 Silvio di Gallo
Age:25
Club: Internazionale Equalitario

18 Grga Maniatovic
Age: 21
Club: Individual Red A

19 Claudiomir de Souza
Age 28
Club: Clube Libertario da Independencia

THE TEAM
1- André Ferreira
2-James London
3-Roberto Leandro
4-Jorge Silva
5-Alessandro Ricalle
6-Chris Van Der Lock
7-Peter Recht
8-Silvio di Gallo
9-Franz Shlimberhommer
10-Vitor Estrela
11-Donn Smith
12-Luiz dos Santos
13-Jean Duval
14-Alan Royle
15-Dimitry Kalapuzov
16-Julius Alamboeh
17-Juliano Rodrigo
18-Grga Maniatovic
19-Claudiomir de Souza
20-Cristian Philipe
21-Claudio Ramirez
22-Heiz Kimblenheimmer
23-Fabrizio Mazzioni

South Osettia: Ya, sorry about that, think I went a bit overboard with the whole evil corrupt government cliche. I think it makes my security systems look worse!!!

OOC: Due to a lack of a roster this is going to be a rather biased Independent report. Apoligies. (Edit: Roster appeared while I was writhing this)

Match Day 1 of the Baptism of Fire Cup saw some of the rather less experienced Nations competeing in their first soccer tournament. Ashtarak Track in the South Osettia region saw Naglegrad face Anarquistan for their first ever competitive match on the international scene. While Anarquistan was well represented by proud supporters to cheer on their team there was minisquile support on the Naglegrad side, no more then 40 or so members of Government and Secret Service agents whose presence has caused outrage after a shooting incident apon there arrival yesterday. The rather despotic nature of the countries government is yet to allow citizens to travel abroad.

After the singing of the contries national anthems the match was started by the South Osettia referee, with Naglegrad takeing tip of and playing from left to right in the first, rather uninspiring half. Neither goal keeper was bothered much during moth of the first half, apart from the Anarquistan keeper haveing to wait while fans and staff searched the stands for balls due to Naglegrads strikers horrific shooting skills. Anarquistan held most of the position makeing some swift attacking moves into the Naglegrad half whos defence remained solid until a lapse in concentration 3 minutes from the end of the first half saw a perfectly exacuted 1-2 by Anarquistans centre and left forward break Naglegrad lines and drill the ball past a bedazeled Konstantine Korantian. Naglegrad players protested that the clearly onside striker was offside but the referee was haveing non of it and the half came to an end with Anarquistan players pulling back to defend a mad surge from tip off by Kovac Derasken into their box. Deraskens shot was just wide of the mark, but saw an improved preformance from a man who had hit an assistant ref in the face with one shot.

After the intervel a more motivated Naglegrad team came on to the pitch led by Player Manager Sergi Russlavich, who was hand picked for the position and given leave from the military, along with much more of the team, to compete here. A rather lack luster preformance from Harold Hersfelt saw him sit out the second half and his position in the forward line was taken by the vetern Andri Bolstock. Anarquistan took tip off and went in to an imedite attack but the Naglegrad defence stood stong, with Vassili Siderenko booting the ball up the field towards Kovac Derasken. Most of Anarquistans defence was caught off gaurd by the quick counter attack and Derasken chiped the ball into Zolton Valtyvic who slotted the ball home from just inside the Anarquistanns square to equalise the match. A rather muted celebration was followed by a quick tip off and Anarquistan tried to maintain possession in their own half, playing a very cautious defencive game until the end. In the 73rd minuted Naglegrad midfielder Karman Smirnov got possesion of the ball and quickly passed it to Kovac Derasken. Everyone within 50 metres of the goalposts ducked and Anarquistan supporters in the top tear of the stand prepared to catch the ball but were suprised when Derasken slamed the ball home from well outside the area. If Derasken can get that eratic right foot under control he could be a great asset to Naglegrad.
The Anarquistan team was visualy demoralised after Naglegrads second goal and confusion in the box during a corner in the last few seconds of time saw 6foot 2 tall captain Sergi Russlavich top of a great second half by riseing highest to head the ball across the goals into the bottem right corner.

Players were unable to swap jeserys after the match due to Naglegrad only haveing one set. The team was quickly ushered of the pitch following a rather unimfatic standing ovation from the small ontourage in the audience. Afterwards Sergi Russlavich gave a short statement to the press saying the team was delighted and proud to have won its first ever match and hoped that it could continue its winning form.

From the Sports section of The Daily NewSjwitz:

Schmidt Suprises, but Delivers!

Although the predicted 352 stayed out, coach Schmidt put op a great team that overpowered the Sonaron squad at the Ts'khinvali Stadium with a clear 2-0 victory.

A lot of credit goes to the Sonaron team however, over the 90 minutes they had several chances, especially in the first half. During the second half the Sonaron keeper saved many good shots from the Sjwitz forwards and thereby made sure the 2-0 gap didn't get bigger. In the first time Sjwitz had taken the lead after 31 minutes through a fast counter attack via the flank, Jelle J. Johnson ran about 60 meters then laid it back into the middle where Roman Bingk had raced away from the Sonaron defenders to easily put it in the net. At that time the lead was undeserved, the Sonaron team had been completely in control of the midfield. Although Frank Blurr did only have to make one decent save before that, everybody was waiting for a Sonaron goal to happen.

As soon as the 1-0 was on the board though, something changed in the head of the Sjwitz players. Suddenly everything worked and before the first half was over, Yves Ghornn had extented the lead by heading in a corner kick.

During the second half the Sjwitz team mainly concentrated on controlling the ball, Sonaron did not have the power to create chances, whereas Sjwitz created numerous ones, especially over the flanks via decent fast runs by Jimmy Sjwitzer and Jelle J. Johnson. The scored stayed unchanged however, no extra goals were made.

The lineup:

Blurr


Reitsma Steiger Simms


Johnson Ünterberger Ghornn Sjwitzer


Bingk Barosj Verheyen


Substitutes:
68' IN Marco DiLuciano OUT Steven Ünterberger
83' IN Hanz Peters OUT Roman Bingk
87' IN Nepomuk Svensson OUT Billy-Bob Reitsma

Tomorrow Sjwitz will face Naglegrad, a team that impressed by beating Anarquistan 3-1 at the Ashtarak Track. The match will be played there tomorrow also. Coach Schmidt might change to his beloved 352, knowing that Sjwitz was overpowerd during the first half of the match against Sonaron and were lucky to score at that time. However, 352 was what was expected in the first time, so nothing is certain.

The other match will feature Anarquistan, who need to avoid a second loss, versus Krazie, a team that had the day off on Matchday 1 and thus is yet unknown. On Matchday 2 the Sonaron team gets to rest and pump up the spirit for the next matches.

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Chicanada gets first International Football win

Lonngeylin, Vilita:
The Kodiaks made their nation proud in the first day of Baptism of Fire play, as they shut out the squad from Moleland.

Team captain Jude Westington led the team along, with one goal in the 17th minute after a shift to a 3-4-3 setup while also getting a yellow card in the closing minutes of the game for a rather surprising trip. Weston Kozten scored the clincher at the 67th minute to solidify the squad's win, making the 10000 Kodiakheads among the 55000 people at The Shultis chant louder than even they expected.

Coach Jesnui Viladetta commended Moleland for a very aggressive game and praised Chicanada's defenders, saying that they were the reason they held on to win. Moleland had several breaks, most noteably in the 90th minute during injury time with Westington's yellow card. The corner shot was blocked by two Kodiaks but had to be caught by Goalkeep Jilin Dumaire well outside the confines of the net to prevent a Moleland score. Viladetta has said they play to stay with a 4-4-2 setup but it could change for their next game.

The Kodiaks play again tommorow as the away team against Pubiconia at the National View Stadium in Morata Valley, where the team has two further games. All major viewing venues will open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match, which will occur 600 CST. The match will also be broadcast on CanaTV and Canal4.


Moleland [0]:[2] Chicanada
Westington (17)
Kozten (67)

Westington - 1 Yellow (90)

(ooc: um...Chicanada has a different sense of time! yeah, that's it!)

"Come on, come on, pass it, PASS IT DAM YOU!!!!"

Comandant Heitz of the NSS sat on the left shouting at television in front of him. Comandant Kutzer sat beside him strokeing his chin, watching the events as they unfolded. Generals Russlavich and Siderenko stood behind them leaning over their shoulders, more in awe of seeing their first ever "telly" then at what was happening. The rest of the players lounged around the un suite room on the third floor of the plush South Osettia hotal that they had declared as their HQ during their particapation in the BoF Cup. Staff had complained to the NSS agents who almost burned the hotal down the day before hand. The agents had over looked one room on their "purgeing of capitlisitic material" and had now seen that maybe they shouldn't have destroyed the televisions. The entire team had now cramed into the only room that didn't smell like flamethrower as the coachs planed tatics

"AH DAM IT!!!" Heitz shouted as he slamed the joystick on the floor. "Champ Manager is such a rip of, it's not like real life. WHY WON'T THEY PASS THE DAM BALL!!!!"
Heitz and Kutzer were the two in charge of the NSS squad sent to keep an eye on the team and acted as managers when Russlavich and Siderenko were both on the field. They had been selected due to their insideout knowledge of "tactics" but were shocked when they found out that shelling the opposeing team with gas before sending in highly trained spec ops was not the type of tactics required to play soccer. The two head honchos had left the hotel early the night before hand to find out what exactly "tactics" ment in the new sense but were scared by the neon lights and mini skirts they were faced with and quickly ran back into the hotel. Early in the morning they had ran out of the hotel again with their eyes covered stoping traffic, but they eventualy found a news agent. They had managed to find a few soccer magazines and ran out after paying to get away from the horrer that was the free press. Trying to find their way back home they stumbled into a video game store and managed to rent Champ Manager and a console.

"Wages, pah! Where's the ability to threaten to wipe there families out if they don't play?" DISCAPLINE!!!! They should be doing more cross country sessions!!! How many are they doing now?"
"21" Kutzer said, watching as the dots on the screen didn't move "perhaps their a bit tiard" he thought as the team they were playing scored its 8 goal of the match.
"DAM IT!!!" Heitz shouted again. This was the 17th match in a row they'd lost with AC Milan. He knew it was down to the fact they couldn't make the team train at 2 in the morning or make them run by shooting over their heads.


Down the hall Capt. Rectsmaner stood gaurd at across from the elevator. He had been given strict instructions not to allow anyone out of the elvator. Hotel staff had been told to hand any food to him and he would call one of the other gaurds who would come and collect it. The light over the elevator had came on a few seconds before hand and was now at the second floor. He couldn't remember being told that food had been ordered. If it was another member of the press, oh he was going to get it. The elevator dinged to a stop and the doors began to open slowly.

"You are not allo..."

Before he knew what was happening 4 tall slim men in black sunglasses and black leather coats stepped out of the elevator and surrounded him. In front of him still in the elevator was an even taller figure in a open heavy dark green military standerd trenchcoat. Inside it he wore what looked like a Naglegrad Military Standerd General Uniform, but not exactly like the ones the other Generals wore. A large clump of medals made a large protrusion on the left side of his coat. The figure wore dark sunglasses and a Military Cap with the Naglegrad crest above the peak. When Rectsmaner realised who was standing in front of him his knees almost went from him.

"The team, where are they?" The tall figure said in a deep grumbleing voice.
All Rectsmaner could do was stutter and point vaguly down the corridor. The faint cries of someone shouting "dam it" at the top of his voice could be heard from that direction.
"Heitz" the tall figure said as he began to walk in the direction of the noise and was followed by the 4 other figures.

It was almost 15 minutes before Rectsmaner snaped out of this daze. Standing erect to attention he snaped his heavy military boots together, saluted and shouted "Your Excellency!"....then realised he was on his own. Looking around blankly, he tried to figure out if he had been dreaming or if he had just seen SGE Nagle I in an elevator in South Osettia.

THE ANARQUISTAN SPORTS GAZZETT

Anarquistan loses first match
The anarquistan National team started on the left foot the BOF tournement,with a match that has a lot more to say than just the result:
Anarchystan played with
1-André Ferreira (GK)

23- Mazzioni(RB)
4-Jorge Silva (CB)
5-Ricalle(CB)
3-Roberto Leandro(LB)

6-Van der Lock(CM)
7-Recht(L M/F)
21-Claudio(R M/F)
10-Estrela(Playmaker)

9-Shlimberhommer(STR)
8-di Gallo(STR)

At 42 minutes A great play by Estrela, passes to di Gallo that without marking makes the first for Anarquistan.The Naglegrad players tryed to convince the referee di Gallo was offside,but everibody back on anarchystan could see trought the free,state,hi-tech TV Company that the goal was clean.
In the 2nd half.
No subs during the half-time,but one could clearly see that Recht and Claudio were playing faster,and more forward,leaving the defence a bit opened.Recht shot for a great save ny Korantian that quikly passed the ball to Derasken,that put on Valtyvic to equalize.
Naglegrad made a lucky equalizer after several audience knoking out,puting the ball in the net in a good looking goal.
Anarquistan's coach and captain and goalkeepr decided to get a change when Philippe went in to replace Shlimberhommer,trying to hold the atacking miedfield.85 minutes gonne and Estrela picks te ball in his own half,passes 3 Naglegrad players and it's knocked down in the area.The Referee was close and signal nothing.
In the last moments a Naglegrad Giant made 3-1 from a corner

André Ferreira to the Gazete:
"We played well,got the first goal just before halftime,maybe we were a bit naive to enter the second half that way,they equalized,and got a lucky 2nd goal.Tryed to make a 2 all,but the goal never came,and we lost concentration,letting another one just before the end.We're gonna work hard till next match and hope to comeback"

The Massive Evil Rabbit was still following Him, no matter how fast He ran. Shot Putts rained down from the sky as He tried and tried with all his might to out run the Rabbit. Just when it looked like He might make it, the Rabbit launched another Shot Putt. He just had enough time to look up as the Shot came straight down on His....

RING!!!

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" It was the same nightmare He'd been haveing for the last couple of days now, ever since the other leaders had began threating voilence due to his countries indepedent claims

RING!!!

He'd been awakened from it by the phone at the side of His bed under His night light. He'd always slept with a nightlight, ever since the "Shelling of Naglegrad"

"Who could be ringing us at this time of night Captain Ted?" He asked his stuffed teddy. "Ya, just my Chief Seceraty. Good point, it's probably him"

On the third ring, He lifted up the receiver.

"Yes?"

"Your Excellency, General Droshenko here. I am calling to inform you that your reign as Vice Regent of the Confederacy has ended, Alexander will take up the Presidency tomorow"

Nagle knew that well. The Presidency was rotateing on a weekly basis. Nagles Bene Gessirt training told him that there was something else in Droshenkos voice...well, he hadn't acctualy been trained by the Bene Gessirt, but he'd read Dune alot, so it was kind of the same thing.

"And..."

Droshenko gulped. "President Malak has passed away sir"

Malak should have been President this week, but a failed assasination attempt by Terriorists had prevented that.

"You know what to do Droshenko"

"Yes Sir"

Nagle hung up the phone and laid back in the bed. Ah well, falling into a Lava Pit would be hard on anyone.

"I will have to inform the team" Nagle said out load to himself

"I have allready sent a forward message to Heitz Sir"

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! STOP DOING THAT DAM YOU!!!!! How long have you been here!!!"

Bashar Stanaslov rose from the large leater chair at the foot of Nagles bed.

"All the time sir"

"Dam you Stanaslov, you frightened the crap out of me and Ted. Go conveine a meeting, I'll address the team personaly."

"Yes sir"

Stanaslov walked towards the door of the bedroom. Just as he opened it he heard from behind him "and see if you can get me and Ted some snacks"

"Yes Sir"

It had been a tough day on His Excellency. With only a few hours left in his Presidency he deceided that maybe a holiday would be nice, especially with bomb blasts ever hour on the hour in the Capital he still hadn't made up a name for. He wasn't realy fleeing the country, just watching his team compete in a soccer tournement...in a forign country, that didn't have bomb blasts

"Bob (Nagolion God) how I miss the sound of bomb blasts" He said to himself.

But there was more important matters at hand. Since deceideing to fl...to take direct control of the Naglegrad National Soccer Team Himself after todays great 3-1 victory he had spent a long jet flight to get to South Osettia. Finding the hotel had been quite easy due to the amount of havoc the NSS had caused during there stay. Marching into the room full of exausthed players and two demented nutcases shouting at a television screen, anarchy broke loose. Many of these people had never seen His Excellency before hand and some didn't even belive in His existance. After the convulsions and shouting had stoped the team had been whiped into shape.

"When I was a Hammer thrower under the old Monarchy and the Junta..." for the next two hours He had preceded to confumagate the team with out dated Hungarian Hammer Throwing methods, Plyometric Weightlifting and Periodisation. But you had to hand it to Him, He was charismatic.

"Poor Malak" he thought to himself. "Ah well, at least he'll be back tomorow"
Nagle sliped out of bed, still dressed in His military uniform and even wearing the boots and proceded to the room where the team was gathered

Meanwhile, another Excellency was outright flaberghasted by the results of the match of the Gaian Home Team and the Nifty Nick national team.

Aleaic was simply sitting at his Council seat, where a party was being held, after the party for just having a team on the international stage.

..but THIS was NOT in the plan. Aleaic is sitting just outright numb with the results. "You... someone pinch me."

Meanwhile behind him, Tsui and Arashi are continuing their several hour romp with the rest of the Family, as the results of the 4 - 0 win just... just..

.."You... someone pinch me..." Aleaic blabbers again, which again gets no response, as the rest of the Council, and nigh the nation as a whole are ecstatic.

---

GUNN Sports Desk: [i]~ The national team still is in shock as the 4 - 0 win at Tbilisi Arena against a well respected Nifty Nick team, still is sending shockwaves through the nation.

And forwards Ian Andersen and Sean Masaki are suddenly national heroes. With three goals between them, and Masaki with an assist to Scott Yeh in the 72nd minute to close the match, the team is understandably riding high on this cloud.

The hard and fast attack scheme the team reveal literally from the start of the match, simply kept the Nifty Nick team off balance.

More, Kelse Howe was a brick wall, simply blocking the furious attempts by the Nifty team to counter with his excellent speed. The closest the opponents got to a goal was during the 27th minute, shortly after the Andersen goal during that same minute. A vicious cross shot was nearly headed in by a Nifty striker, but a Howe block with an extra help by the crossbar stemmed the attack.

The rest of the match was a series of Nifty attacks apparently rebounded after several attacks, to be countered by Gaian defenders kicking seemingly on par to waiting attackers, who seemed to catch the Nifty defenders out of position several times.

The day was assured a Gaian one, when a Nifty attack was bounced off the cross bar in the 84th minute, right to a Gaian defender, and again sent on target to a Gaian striker that seemed to have nothing but the goalie between him and a fifth goal. Only a off shot, apparently driven admittedly by emotion of the moment, by striker Richard Kreese, saved the added cascade of a rout.

In talking with Coach Kerensky later... "I have to admit even I am shocked by this result. However this is only the first in a long campaign, and we will be ready for the match with Liamist States.

..but to the Nifty team coach, I will say despite the result, they are a good team that gave us their all. I hope we have a better match next time, and that their national honor is still strong.

..as for us, we await our next opponent. Thanky you..." ...and at this hour, a curfew is in effect, and the team is resting, despite the knowledge that the Gaian Republic is celebrating like mad.

--

Aleaic looks at the sports report, by this time having stopped his blather...

...with a barely hidden smile of pride.

The rest of the Family though is barely hiding their drinking binge. =xX=

IC: NPS News, special report

'The draw for the first round of the BoF cup has been made. Moleland has been placed in Group 2, along with Rittarstan, Allanea, Chicanada and Pubiconia.

The first game is Rittarstan v. Moleland so lets go over to our sports guy, Steve.'

'This is an exciting game for Mole City. Their first international match. They will almost certainly play the conventional, aggressive looking 3-4-3 formation. The team line-up will be'
OOC: My team is non-Human. I hope this does not matter?

Moles lifespan= 200 years
Frog Lifespan= 150 years
Caterpillar= 100 years


Formation= 3-4-3

No. Position Name Age Value

1. GK Save-it Mole 23 £2.4 Million
2. LB Moneybags Mole 25 £4.4 Million
3. CD Money Mole 35 £11.2 Million
4. RB Running Mole 28 £5.1 Million
5. LM Strong Mole 37 £4.9 Million
6. DM Crossing Caterpillar 28 £5.2 Million
7. AM Good Mole (C) 39 £5.5 Million
8. RM Booting Mole 29 £6.9 Million
9. LF Shooter Mole 20 £6.1 Million
10. RF Mega-Striker Frog 31 £5.5 Million
11. SC Kick-Start-Frog 29 £25.7 Million
Subs
12. GK Learner Mole 18 £1.7 Million
13. L/CD Defender Mole 37 £2.4 Million
14. MC Power Mole 19 £2.5 Million
15. R/CF Fire Mole 21 £2.5 Million
16. L/CF Striker Mole 20 £2.3 Million


'So, Steve, are there any players out there we should watch?'

' Well, I haven't seen the opposition in action, but I can tell which of our boys you should watch! Kick Start Frog is a fast, quick and accurate striker who will certainly score today on his current form. Shooter Mole... Well, he's a young player. But, what an powerful and accurate shooter! He is the teams free kick taker. I can still remember the time he scored from 40 yards... Amazing.
Good Mole is the Captain of the team, and a fine one he is too! He can hold the midfeild and drive play forward. I can see him scoring during the contest. Let's not forget Money Mole. What a solid centre defender he is. He is like a brick wall for so many of the opposition.
Finally, we mustn't forget Save-it Mole. He is a top notch, but under-valued Goalkeeper. He is an incredible player.'

'Steve, what tactics do you think the manager will play?'

'Well, he will probably want the ball to be played down the middle of the park. If the team struggle to get the ball moving, they will try the left flank. It will be a crisp, short passing game. If we score, he might order the team to go defencive... depends on how strong the opposition is.'

'Steve, finally, what do you think our chances are?'

'I can see us going all the way here, really!'

'Okay thankyou Steve. NPS news, Vilita

Pressconference with Sjwitz-Coach Steven Schmidt and players Roman Bingk and Nepomuk Svensson.

Reporter: So coach, when and why did you decide to play the offensive 343 formation instead of the expected 352?

Schmidt: Well, you know, it was a guess really. I think 352 could have done the job also. I was just in an offensive mood.

R: ... Ok, Ehm, have you already decided who will be playing against Naglegrad?

Schmidt: No, well, there are a few certainties, but I'm not sure what formation will be used, I'm thinking about 352, 343 and even some other formation too. But I'm not sure and even if I was, I would keep it for myself, we don't want the opponents to adapt to out play now do we? *smiles*

R: Can you then enlighten us with a few certainties?

Schmidt: Oh yes well keeper Frank Blurr is definitely the best keeper we have. I'm not sure about the defence yet, the first 30 minutes against Sonaron were ok, but not perfect and after the first 30 Sonaron almost never got past our midfield so I didn't get a chance to fully check that out. But I must say, you could see the routine was there between the three Zalgiris Trinss players. We have a numerous deal of equally good mifielders, only Jelle J. Johnson and Jimmy Sjwitzer are great wingers and can be sure of their spot. Offensively, well, Roman Bingk is the best we have for now, the other three are closely behind him and about equal. So you see, I have about 4 real certainties: Blurr, Johnson, Sjwitzer and Bingk.

R: I see, Mister Svensson, you were described in The Daily NewSjwitz as "The best defender in the SSL". What are your thoughts on not starting in the match against Sonaron.

Svensson: Yes well, we won and didn't get any balls in our net, as long as that keeps happening then there's no reason to change really. But ofcourse I would like to play for my country. Personally I'm hopinh the coach changes formation to something with four defenders, so we can all four play. Me and the three Zalgiris Trinss players, we're by far the best four defenders on the team really.

R: Coach?

Schmidt: I know Nepomuk is one of the best defenders in our team, he needs not to worry. He'll definitely play some more during this tournament.

R: Ok, so Mister Bingk, man of the match, a nice goal, your team won, you must be happy?

Bingk: Well it was a hard game for me really, the defenders were really stuck on me. I was only able to run them of once, when I scored. Thanks to Johnson for that perfect assist by the way, couldn't have been better really, I think he would have had to be man of the match, not me.

R: But you held on to the ball and gave decent passes to Barosj and Verheyen before being substituted, they had numerous shots at goal.

Bingk: Yeh well, a good striker should sometimes be egoïstic, I would like to have some more chances at scoring. I really want to make the action, dribble past a few defenders and then pull a neat trick on the keeper. *laughs*

R: We'll look forward to that next match *laughs* *back to serious* That is, if you're playing, because you were substituted and seemed to be walking a bit weird. Do you have an injury?

Bingk: Oh no no, I'm completely fit, I just had run into a Sonaron defender a few seconds before that, it's no big deal.

R: Then why were you substituted?

Schmidt: We were 2-0 up and there were about 10 minutes to go, I just subbed him to win some time. No big deal. Besides, he got an applause and I got to see a great last ten minutes by Hanz Peters. He could have scored, twice maybe even.

R: Thanks gentlemen, good luck against Naglegrad.

Murflonia coach Vince Chihuahua praised both teams following the opening 1-1 draw with Oliverry.

"I was pleased we got off to a solid start, but disappointed that we didn't win when I feel we had the better of the possession."

"We started off slowly, but came into it better in the second half. Credit to Oliverry, they played well and I'm sure they'll do well in the tournament."

When asked about Murflonia's goal, Chihuahua commented:

"O'Malley's done great to beat his man down the right, he's got a good cross in and it was a towering header from Williams into the bottom corner."

OOC: Just realised I played my first game and lost... dam... didn't realised we started...

South Osettia Region

Matchday Two Scores

Group C::

Sjwitz [3]-[3] Naglegrad
Anarquistan [4]-[2] Krazie


Group D ::

Nifty nick [1]-[2] Krakatou
Danieljoh [0]-[3] Liamist States

Tables later.

Murflonia have made only one change to their side ahead of the game with the Funny Looking Islands. Terry Display will come in at right back to replace Brian Phillips, who picked up a knock on the ankle during the first game.

Despite impressing during his 30 minute spell as a substitute, Þorhall Johansson starts on the bench again.

Vilitan Region :: Matchday 2



Funny Looking Islands [2]-[1] Murflonia
Oliverry [1]-[3] Bryn Shander



Rittarstan [1]-[6] Moleland
Chicanada [3]-[0] Pubiconia


Group A---------- -
[1] Funny Looking Islands 2 1 1 0 3-2 4
[2] Bryn Shander 1 1 0 0 3-1 3
3- Gilgrado 1 0 1 0 1-1 1
4- Murflonia 2 0 1 1 2-3 1
5- Oliverry 2 0 1 1 2-4 1
-
Group B-------------- -
[1] Chicanada 2 2 0 0 5-0 6
[2] Moleland 2 1 0 1 6-3 3
3- Allanea 1 1 0 0 2-0 3
4- Pubiconia 1 0 0 1 0-3 0
5- Rittarstan 2 0 0 2 1-8 0
-

Heitz sat on the right with a rather rye smile on his face as he wached the team leave the field from the stands. 3 goals and they hadn't won. "That's what you get for ousting me!" he thought to himself. That mornig, after the announcement of the passing away back in Mother Naglegrad of President Malak of Naglegrads only allied nation, Nagle himself had told Heitz he would not be training the squad anymore. Kutzer took over that responsibility now with Russlavich and Siderenko. "Pah!" Heitz said overly loud.
Grand General Karls Macnerheim sat beside Comandant Heitz. The oldest man in Naglegrad, he had served both the Monerchy, the Junta and now the rule of Nagle. Probably because he was senile and didn't know what was going on. He'd been drooling over his program and aides where now blocking Heitzs view as they lifted Macnerheim into his wheelchair.
"God Save The Kaiser!" Macnerheim shouted as he was being wheeled away, even though the Monerchy had been wiped out 7 years before hand and God had been outlawed and replaced with "Bob".
While the Switj fans were leaveing the stands across the way, the small contingent of Naglegrad "supporters" stayed in their seats, with the exception of Macnerheim, who was now mumbleing something about the threat of Communism and the Kaisers 21st birthday. Nobody was going to leave before His Excellency got up. Once they had to sit for 6 hours at a Parliment meeting while He went off into a deep trance, just like the one He was in now.
The last of the team was leaveing the field, black arm bands hardly visable on their black uniforms. Naglegrad had a request for a minutes silence dismissed when it was reveled that a Naglegrad minute was 4 and a half standered hours. "3 goals and we didn't win" Nagle thought to himself. He could see the smile on Heitz face, his Bene Gessirt training had trained him to see these things...
As the last of the players left, Nagle rose from his seat. The NSS agents were caught off gaurd for the first time ever, expecting to be there for another hour at least they had to run to fall into defencive positions around His Excellency as he marched towards the dressing rooms.
Reaching the dressing rooms, He stood in the centre of the door. In a low voice he said "Training, 1 hour" and walked of, not even giveing the players time to salute. Again the NSS agents were off down the hall. They had never seen him like this before.
"I need a note pad" Nagle thought to himself "and a whislte...perhaps somethings to jump over"
"Heitz!"
"Yes sir?"
"I think we would be able to train the team better if we had a..."
He took a sheet of paper from His inside pocket on which he had written technical soccer jargon
"...a...foot-ball...am I saying that right?" he said looking at Stanaslov who nodded.
Heitz stood stareing at Him blankly
"...GET ME ONE NOW!!!!"
Nagles rumbleing roar frightened the fields men a good few hundred metres away overhead on the pitch makeing sure there wasn't too much damage for the next match.
"Ye..yes sir, right away sir" said Heitz turning and running off.
Nagle turned to a NSS agent. "Follow him"
Nagle watched the departing agent walking away. He didn't trust Heitz anymore.
"Dam it Droshenko, ring" He said under his breath

OOC: Since Danieljoh are yet to post, I'm assuming its fairly safe to post my own biased match report.

Down Goes Danieljoh!
Marmadukes Win First Game
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

“BOO-YAH!” cried Armand Iziary, left forward, as he put away his hat-trick. He pumped his fists in the air, faced the crowd and let out a scream of raw exhilaration.

Final score: Liamist States 3, Danieljoh 0.

Let’s go back to the beginning though. The Marmadukes pulled into Tbilisi Arena, South Osettia, looking a combination of pale faced fear and red faced excitement. Bell was in his usual pumped up, self confident, pre match mood. “I am so ready for this. It’s been coming for our nation for so long and it’s finally here. I am ready to kick some goddamn ass!” Bell cried before joining his team-mates in the tunnel. Rainford Jr, usually a quiet but not shy man, was spotted rolling his eyes in the background.

Jamus Spring, coach, maintained his policy of no media admittance to the dressing room and so I was left for sometime to fill in. I went to find my seat before the game began. I stopped and checked out the massively inflated prices for food. 4 Ch-chings (equivalent) for a can of Koola Kola? Not in this lifetime. Finding my seat easily, realising that the LS Times had been ripped off as it was soon apparent that the 60, 000 odd people that the Arena could hold, were not going to show. More likely that a few thousand die-hard Liamists had gotten here and another few thousand locals. Danieljohians were few and far between, as it seems that the Baptism of Fire hasn’t caught the imagination of that nation. A shame, but the atmosphere would soon develop into the ionosphere the Marmadukes might rightly expect at home from now on.

The Danieljohians (DJs for short) seemed like a fairly flat, disinterested team when they took to the field and let’s just say that the kit was nothing to write home about. The crowd reacted much more strongly when the Marmadukes took to the field. A guttural roar exploded from the throats of the Liamists present and I suspect a few locals too. Hal Bell, star striker and entertainer extraordinaire, ran around the perimeter of the field, pointing an arm at the crowd and creating a Mexican wave in the fans present. He was psyched and so were the crowd. The cheer went up “Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes!” With the crowd on their side, there was nothing left but to play some football. Rainford Jr took his place in goals, Bell nodded to Smoots and it was on.

The usual lull that permeates, and tends to ruin a game of football, set in as neither team seemed willing to take action. Except for Hal Bell, that is. He was firing off shots like there was no tomorrow. Exposing the weakness of the DJ’s wings, Rod Manoni, captain and left midfielder, and Jackson Eaks, right midfielder, were having a field day. It only took a simple break, boot a cross and then Bell lined up the shot. Unfortunately, and amazingly if you looked at some of the Liamist reactions, Bell landed a very low percentage of shots on goal. It seems that perhaps Rainford Jr had gotten to him with the haunting memories of the semi finals in last season. City de Liam and Rainford Jr walked away 6 to CDL United and Bell’s 0. He seemed unfocussed and too cautious. The DJ goalkeeper had little trouble tackling any balls that came his way, if the shot was on target, which it rarely was.

To break the deadlock, it took a corner. Bell had just fired off a shot which the keeper had put a hand too and sent over the crossbar. Eaks lined up the kick in the thirty-fourth minute, sent it into the goal box and Iziary headed it home. This was met with one of the loudest per capita roars I’ve heard in my fourteen year career as a sports reporter and one wouldn’t be too mistaken if a sense of relief could be heard too.

Settling in, the Liamist States set out to protect their lead with six minutes left in the half. Rainford Jr, who had had very little to do up until now, could’ve walked off and it wouldn’t have made a difference with DJ not making another shot at goal. Bell returned to the field somewhat subdued after the break and looking concerned. He had probably received a good talking to over the half time and had a lot to keep his mind on. Hopefully, he could pull himself together and put at least one on the board. It was not to be. Iziary’s eyes were wide, probably due to one of the most potent drugs: adrenaline, and was certainly portraying himself as more the striking hero than Bell was. The DJs kicked off, making a feeble attempt at an attack and were quickly subdued and the match returned to the status quo, a Liamist States near all out attack.

Sixty-fourth minute: Iziary makes a break and spots the DJ goalkeeper off his line. From thirty metres out, the Canterbury striker took a pot shot, a stunningly accurate pot shot. Goal. That simple concept brought the small crowd to its feet again, all of them knowing it would’ve been just a matter of time until the Marmadukes put another one away. The crowd was alight with the possibilities. What would the Marmadukes come up with to put the match beyond doubt?

Well the crowd need only wait another four minutes to find out. Manoni had worked the ball down to outside the goal square. He tapped the ball forward to Bell and he deflected it behind him, putting the DJ defence off balance and Iziary slammed it home. And so, were back at the beginning. The Marmadukes walk away massive winners and grinners, if the smiles on some of the players were anything to go by. It may be just the first step on a long road to the World Cup but the team is now ready (Iziary in particular who had every vein sticking out like he was suffocating). We can only hope in anticipation at what will come tomorrow when LS takes on Gaian Ascendancy. Most are tipping this to be the match to decide the group. With any luck, Hal Bell will pull himself together and work with Armand Iziary to show why the Liamist States are contenders for this Cup.

Iziary Electric
Bell Disappointed
Press Conference

From left to right: Illario Forster, Rod Manoni, Hal Bell, Armand Iziary, Jackson Eaks, Mi Rainford Jr.

Forster: Welcome ladies and gentlemen. Another press conference and lets hope we don’t repeat yesterday’s (glaring at Julio Becraft who nods).

Journo 1: Julio Becraft, Triple N FM. A serious question today. Rod, can you tell us if the rotation policy will be used by Coach Spring?

Manoni: Yes, I can confirm that it will. Players who excel will be given more game time and flat players will be sidelined. I think against GA, we’ll rest Smoots and bring on Dressel and Hignight will make way for Abatiell.

Journo 1: No other changes?

Manoni: Not that I’m aware of:

Journo 2: Neva Jardin, Soccer & Babes Magazine. How are you feeling Armand, scoring three goals in the Liamist States first international football game?

Iziary: *Swear*ing excellent. I am so high right now on the cocktail of success: adrenalin, narcissism and exhilaration. Boo-yah! (Pumps fist in the air)

(Collective laughing mumble)

Journo 3: Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times. Hal (Bell’s face drops), what went wrong today? Only one sparkling moment in 90 minutes of fairly flat football. And why aren’t you being rested?

Manoni: Hal isn’t being rested because Coach Spring feels that he will require sometime to adjust to the international arena before getting back to his best.

Rainford (interjects): Unlike me, who’s already on his game, from the get go.

Bell: Can I answer my question? (Sighs) I wasn’t focussed. I was thrown by the previous day’s press conference and, unlike my team-mates, need sometime to adjust to the international arena. I’m thinking I should be right tomorrow with some self actualising exercises.

(Rainford makes crying motions)

Journo 3: Ready for Gaian Ascendancy? Some say this will be the game of the group.

Bell (getting back to himself with a small smile): Hell yeah. If Armand and me can put some nifty gear together, there’s no stopping us.

Journo 4: Cody Pickles, Soccer Monthly. How’s the team planning on celebrating tonight?

Manoni: A big bottle of rum and then to sleep with dreams of holding some vague international trophy aloft one day.

Iziary: Coke, a hooker and then some rest.

Bell: A few drinks and off to bed.

Rainford: A call home.

Eaks: All of the above.

Journo 3: I noticed the crowd was on fire today. Do you guys feel it and feed off it?

Iziary: There’s no accounting for the support of a crowd, even if it’s a small one. It’s the salt on my tequila chaser.

Bell: Or the salt on your wound.

Rainford: If you’re *swear*.

(Bell rolls his eyes, plunged back into a depression)

Rainford: Yeah, you take it. Take it like a bi…

Manoni: Shut it. He messed up and knows it. The team doesn’t need you jumping all over him.

(Rainford opens his mouth and shuts it again)

Forster (seemingly pleased): OK, two more questions and well wrap this baby up like a present.

Journo 2: Is the team still scared?

Eaks: I think we’ve answered that with a resounding NO! Today was a real confidence boost.

Journo 1: Any plans for defeating Gaian Ascendancy?

Manoni: We can’t tell but some members of the team may be playing some psychological games tonight (winks). But other than that, a good solid attack with a strong backbone of defence will take care of them.

Forster: Right that concludes our conference. Thanks for coming. We’ll see you again tomorrow. I’m going to post the staring line-up if anyone is interested.

Starting line-up against Gaian Ascendancy:
GK – Mi Rainford Jr
LB – Alvaro Wiggen
LCB – Fidel Wanhywe
RCB – Byron Paskell
RB – Moises Cratic
LM – Rod Manoni (C)
CM – Dane Abatiell
RM – Jackson Eaks
RF – Christian Dressel
CF – Armand Iziary
LF – Hal Bell

THE ANARQUISTAN SPORTS GAZZETE

-ANARQUISTAN GETS THE FIRST VICTORY ON THE SECOND MATCH OF BOF
ANARQUISTAN 4-2 KRAZIE
Ts'khinvali Stadium
55,000 expectators
Sunny

After the first lost wit Naglegrad anarquistan was willing to make something of the second match.Altough our national team lost 3-1,was the best team for the most part of the game.
Anarquista coach/player made a couple of changes on the starting 11,by putting London to the place of Mazzione on the right back,and putting the young Juliano Rodrigo,supporting the midfield either playang with Recht on the left or Estrela on the middle,leaving the striker Shlimberhommer on the Bench.
The Anarquistan starting 11 was:
1-André Ferreira (GoalKeeper)

2-London(Right Back)
4-Jorge Silva (Center Back)
5-Ricalle(Center Back)
3-Roberto Leandro(Left Back)

6-Van der Lock(Center Defensive Miedfeilder)
7-Recht(Left Winger)
21-Claudio(Right Winger)
17-Juliano Rodrigo(Central Miedfeilder)
10-Estrela(Playmaker)

8-di Gallo(STR)


After singing the anthem "I Belieave in Anarchy",by some anarquistan punkers,the game went on the way.
23' Juliano passed it to the middle to Van der Lock that his clearly fouled about 15 metres from the box.Roberto Leandro shot a magnificent Free kick,as he usualy does for it's club,Deportivo de Libertat,on the Anarquistan League,with no chance to the krazie keeper.

35'Anarquistan kept controling the miedfield,leaving no space for Krazie to attack.The Krazie team was unable to stop Claudio from getting quicly to the goal Line,crossing it to di Gallo's head,making his second goal on the tournment.

37'They're was no time to Anarquistan to celebrate,as 2 minutes after the second goal Krazie pulled one back.A great play on the center with a great shot outside the area,with no chance to the Kepper André Ferreira

HALF-TIME

Anarquistan enter the second half with the same team that started the game.
Krazie went a bit forward,with anarquistan miedfield trying to contrlo the situation.

70' A Krazie corner headed out by Jorge Silve putting the ball on Estrela for a quick conter attack, he passed it to Juliano on the left,that,after running several meters with the ball put it on the area again to Estrela,that unmarked scored the third for Anarquistan.

72' Alamboeh went on for the place of Juliano Rodrigo

82' Clauidiomir de Souza went on to replace di Gallo

88' A plaly from Krazie on the Left,crossing to just outside the Goalkeperr's box,that puched it away to outside the area.A Krazie player won the ball for the rebound,shooting strong and low for the 3-2

90' Smith Replaced Ramirez

90' + 2 Freekick to Anarquistan on the right wing.Smith lob's into the area for,Van der Lock scored the final goal with a Great Header

André Ferreira on the Flash Interview after the Game:
"We tried to be more concentrated that in the last game.We played good football,tring to control the miedfield,not leting the Krazie Atack work."
"we now have a duficult match agains the strong Sjwitz team.Only the win serve's us,so we are going to play the max that we can"

After Losing First Match, Sonaron Pride Spend Week in Practice
The Sonaron Pride arrived a day late and two goals short to the Baptism of Fire. Due to a communications error that caused the team to leave only two days before their first match, the Pride were unable to practice on the fields in South Osettia before the match against Sjwitz. Their play in the first half clearly reflected that. In the thirty-first minute, a turnover in the Sjwitz end was turned into a goal thanks to an excellent run by Sjwitz midfielder Jelle Johnson and a powerful shot by forward Roman Bingk, giving the Sjwitz team a 1-0 advantage. Sonaron pressed throughout the remainder of the half, drawing a free kick just in front of the box when Steiger fouled Sandra Carter very hard from behind. The Sonaron fans in the crowd called for a card, but the referee was not forthcoming. Sonaron's top striker, Wilford Engel took the kick but sent it over the crossbar. The Sjwitz team quickly capitalized on the mistake, pressing down the field. Shana Robinson saved a nasty shot from the top of the box, punching it over the crossbar. Unfortunately, Sjwitz midfielder Yves Ghornn was able to head in the ensuing corner kick, and Sonaron went into the half down 2-0.

In the second half, the team tried switching to a 3-3-4, as Carter had been slightly injured by Steiger's foul, but the addition of Johann Roberston did little for the offense. In fact, without their star midfielder, Sonaron had difficulty pushing the ball into Sjwitz territory. Only the stellar play of Robinson prevented the score from being more embarrassing. Coach Raizor was unavailable for comment after the game, but a statement released through his assistant claimed that the Pride would be ready on Matchday 3 and would qualify for the elimination round, where they could avenge themselves versus the Swjitz team. Sandra's twin brother, Thomas, drew a red card in the 62nd minute while retaliating against Steiger. Coach Raizor was silent as to whether Thomas would be permitted to play on MD3.

Goals:
Swjitz: Bingk (31'), Ghornn (44')
Sonaron: None

Cards:
Swjitz: None
Sonaron: Thomas Carter (Red - 62')

Fouls:
Swjitz: 5
Sonaron: 7


Sonaron BoF Schedule (all games in South Osettia):
MD1: v Swjitz (L 0-2)
MD2: bye
MD3: v Krazie (Ashtarak Track)
MD4: v Naglegrad (Ts'khinvali Stadium)
MD5: v Anarquistan (Ts'khinvali Stadium)

[OOC: Is there a mandatory suspension for red cards in this tournament? I believe the real WC has a 1-match suspension, no?]

The hotel manager picked up the phone behind the reception desk on the second ring

"Good evening, Hote...yes sir, I know...I...yes, I'm terribly sorry...hopefully soo...yes, I know they are...ple...please bring your car around to the front of the hotel, a valet will park it in a local car park we're useing untill this is sorted out...yes, I'm very sorry. Thank you sir.

He hung up the phone and began banging his head off the desk counter. Two more staff were takeing calls from outraged guests who couldn't use the hotels car park after the Naglegrad Soccer Team took it over an hour and a half before hand. About 2 hours ago about 16 large set men in military uniform descended the stairs and elevators, carrying tables, chairs, statues from the halls, anything they could get their hands on. The team itself followed after that surrounded by armed men in leather jackets and sunglasses. Shortly after another heavely armed detachment came down the stairs. In the middle was the nutcase who had appeared the day before hand claiming to run the country. Dressed in a pair of military green shorts and t-shirt, medals hanging from it's left breast, he strode out the door, armed with a note pad, and a ball less whistle around his neck. The car park was now the sceane of "a training session" and no one was allowed to enter due to the armed gaurds stationed around it.

RING!!!

"Dam it...ahem" The manager lifted the recevior behind the desk and prepared for another angry confrontation.



"hoooosh, pshhh, hoooosh"

"Does he have to do that?" Nagle said addressing General Michael Myers while pointing at the large, black plastic figure sitting on his left.

"Yes your Excellency, it's how he breaths now" the Alcoholic Wolves envoy informed Him.

"Ahhh, very good" Nagle said, returning his view to what once was President Malak. Malak had been badly injured in an assasination attempt and had passed away yesterday evening. Plans had been put in place to "revive" Malak and here he was, as he always wanted to be. It was hard to get around the fact that only 12% of the 6 foot 6 figure sitting next to him was human. "Lord Paul" as he now refered to himself was mostly robotic, covered in a strong shiny black plastic, molded to look like, well, Darth Vader. Lord Paul couldn't talk yet until his voice box was fixed. He could comunicate only by writhing on a peice of paper but Nagle had taken it off of him after he keep writhing "HA HA, your soccer team sucks ass!!! HA HA" on it and sticking it in His face.
Lord Paul had been evacuated out of the country this morning after Droshenko had rang and informed Nagle of the succses of the operation. A military coup would take place in a few weeks to reinstall him as leader of the country that thought he was dead. He had arrived on board a charter jet that morning with his trusted General Myers and some more Naglegrad officials, wanted to witness the soccer team in action.
During his conversation with Droshenko, Nagle had told him to gang press some "fans" on to a plane. A plain clothes NSS squad would be sent with them and they would attend the next match as supporters. Almost 200 people fell out of the jet when it landed in South Osettia.

Lord Paul, SGE Nagle, General Myers and a few others were sitting on some chairs along the side of the car park watching the team practise. Comandant Kutzer was doing some shooting drills they saw on the back of a box of Kellogs Frosties. The training had got off to a bad start though. Midfielder Denisov Denisov ran on to the car park and sliped, badly damageing his back.

"Hmmmm, perhaps studs shouldn't be worn on concreate" Nagle said to himself and wrote in his notepad "Studz ar bad onn conkrite" and the team was made change into their military boots. Nagle had requested a large box of things to be sent to him by Droshenko. Kutzer, Nagle and Lord Paul were wearing the sheepskin jackets he had ordered and the team had just finished playing a training match with a 5KG medicine ball he asked for. Heitz bought back a rugby ball, two basket balls and a tennis ball, but luckly the agent sent to follow him showed he had a head on his shoulders and bought a proper regulation football, which was now being launched into the hotel swiming pool by Kerasken...again.

A detachment of gaurds broke off to strom the swiming pool...again....and retrive the ball. Nagle stood up and addressed the team.

"Right, we'll finish up with a slight bit of resistance running"...Nagle began looking around for something that they could run up...but then had a better idea.
"Break up into two groups and line up behind each other" Nagle shouted as Grand General Macherheim and Denisov, who was also in a wheelchair now, were wheeled over.
"The first person in line will wheel the person in the chair out as fast as possible, around that cone, and then back again. Then the next person takes the chair and runs. O.K? On your marks, get set, GO!!!"
Karman Smirnov and Zolton Valtyvic were the first to run. Denisov cried in pain as he was rushed forward by Valtyvic and Macherheim was waveing his plastic ceramonal sword over head and shouting "CHARGE!!! AHA!!!

Nagle walked back to his seat and took a bottle of Vodka from under the chair. Remembering Lord Pauls love of alcohol he offered him a drink. "Oh, that's right, you don't have a digesitve system...AHAHAHAHA...boo ya!"

After waveing the bottle of Naglegrad Weapons Grade Vodka in front of Lord Pauls mainly robotic, plactic covered face, Nagle ordered everone to warm down. He had to check if this was the right phrase, returning to the sheet of paper with all the soccer jargon written on it. Machnerheim was wheeled away by his aides while shouting along the lines of "Now that was a cavelery charge, RA HA!!!" Denisov was quickly wheeled back into the hotel as he had turned blue and said he couldn't feel his legs.

Nagle slumped into his chair and took out one of the free press papers, which under His own laws He could be exacuted for being in possession of. "I love being the boss" He reminded Himself. Storys of kitties stuck in trees, blasted democrats opening shopping malls and nudey pictures....it was only the hooooshing of Lord Paul that bought Him back to the real world as He turned quicly to the sports pages. "Aaaaahhhh, there it is. My "Countries" name in the head lines of the free press, and we didn't have to declare war on anyone. None of the other Confederacy states will be able to protest against my rule now...."

(OOC: Sjwitz, if you want any of this changed, give me a shout)

Naglegrad and Sjwitz in 6 goal cracker!!!

Day 1 group leaders Sjwitz and Naglegrad met on match day 2. The match was showed a gutsy attacking preformance from both teams but poor defending was the main reason for the high score line. Naglegrad players wore black armbands to comemerate the death of President Malak of alcoholic wolves. Sjwitz got the first half under way, playing with a 3-4-3 formation and harried the Naglegrad defence for much of the first half. On the 26th minute star Sjwitz striker Roman Bingk took a pass from the wing and broke through the attempts of De Vestig and Von Hohenzolt to score in his second goal in as many games. Just as they had found themselves in the previous match, Naglegrad were a goal down and from the tip of created more chances. Centre Zolton Valtyvic shot just wide and Hersfelt controled the ball well from a corner to just hit the outside post. Naglegrad struck for an equaliser on the 39th minute, a high chip by Karman Smirnov finding it's way over the defence. Valtyvics pace managed to bet Svensson and he just got clear enough to hammer the ball into the roof of the net. The teams went in at the break tied, but Sjwitz had a chance to take the lead just before the whistle, a great Bingk shot being tipped over by Korantian who caught the corner kick to end the first half.

Both teams played a much more offensive game in the second half, with Bingk and Valtyvic bearing down on goal repeditivly. Vassili Siderenkos reputation as star defender was put into qustion after Sjwitz retook the lead on the 58th minute, after comeing out to far and allowing himself to be chipped. The Sjwitz forward line took no mercy on Korantian and after a nice 1-2 slide the ball past him. Siderenko sat out the rest of the match and was replaced by the young Wurd Basconavic. Naglegrad pressure payed off in the 71st minute as substitute Vassili Denisov put the ball beyond Frank Blurrs reach from inside 10 metres out. The match looked to be dieing out as the final few minutes were played, a counter attack saw Serg Russlavich break the Sjwitz lines. He passed the ball across the goals, just beyond the reach of Blurr and Valtyvics header looked to have secured Naglegrads second victory. With less then a minute of added time to be played Naglegrad was trying to hold on to the ball and let time run out, but were caught off gaurd by a surgeing run from Bingk, who depossesed Jak Sak and blazed the ball past Korantian to score a late, well deserved equalizer.

The draw was no less then these two sides deserved. While a great performance from both, neither showed great enought skill to deserve a victory more then the other. While Sjwitz fans left a little disapointed with the draw they were happy with the great game they had witnessed. The small Governmental and Security envoy that makes up the Naglegrad support was visable demorilised and looked distraught with the teams performance. This was the first match to be attended by its leader SGE Nagle I, who arrived yesterday, but afterwards he or any of the team were unavalible for comment.



As the team passed Nagle by the gaurds began removeing the tables and other things they had rather unsuccsessfully been using as hurdles and such. Nagle intended for the team to get a good night sleep to be ready for tommorows incounter. Himself, Kutzer, Russlavich and poor Siderenko who got such a bad report would have to make out the starting list for tommorows match. As for Heitz..."that man is too power hungry for his own good" Nagle said to himself. Picking up His news paper, he saw that page 3 had been removed. Pretending not to have noticed, Nagle said "enjoy your lack of sleep, Lord Paul"

"Hoooosssh, psshhhhh, hooooosssh"


After staying up until 4 in the morning going over tactics and drawing up a team, the "Comittie for Soccer Glory in The Face Of Infidels" realised it didn't have a match the next day....

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Chicanada Takes Lead, Pounds Publiconia

Morata Valley, Vilita:
It may be a little early to say it, but Chicanada came to play.

Cheered on by the 10000 Chicanadans that made the trip to Vilita, Chicanada moved into sole possession of the top slot in Group B with a convincing 3-0 win against Publiconica at the National View Stadium. Leading the Kodiaks to victory was Foreward Samuel Kleriton who subbed in for fellow Bishop FC teammate Chinglin Erish and scored goals in the 15th and 25th minute giving Chicanada the lead well before the half. Midfielder Baston Jillien also scored a goal off a corner kick from Kleriton in the 62nd minute to sow up the victory, their second in as many games.

High Minister Michel Jacobi took time from running the election campaign for the Mohanghanist Socialists to personally congratulate the team over the phone and to the press, saying their early success has given hope to the nation in acheiving greater success in international competition. Coach Jesnui Viladetta and Capitain Jude Westington, who got his second yellow card for an altercation with a Publiconia Foreward in the 12th minute, spoke to the international press after the game, with Viladetta calling the two wins "more than even we imagined" and Westington saying this was only the beginning for Chicanada and "we better be able to build off of these and show the world what Chicanada Footy is all about!"

Viladetta did say Erish would be out for a second game due to strain on his left leg but hopes to start him in the final match against Allanea. Kleriton will start is first game internationally today. In addition, Westington will take a break and play subsitute for the team with Morrison Omeni starting in his place.

The Kodiaks host Rittarstan at the National View Stadium in Morata Valley tommorow before taking a rest day. As expected, all major viewing venues will be open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 745 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on CanaTV and Canal4.


Chicanada [3]:[0] Pubiconia

Kleriton (1) (15)
Kleriton (2) (25)
Jillien (1) (62)
Westington - Yellow Card (2) (12)
Noebi - Yellow Card (1) (79)

IC: NPS news, special report

'And the full time result is in for the second match of the BoF Cup. It finished at The Shultis it finished Rittarstan [1]-[6] Moleland. A complete rout for Mole City. This excellant win launches the Moles into second place. That is, until Allanea play their next match.
Now follows the highlights from todays game. Over to our commentator, Jon for the main talking points'

'12mins Good mole wins the ball superbly in Midfeild! He lays it forward to shooter Mole, who finds Kick Start frog with time and space on the edge of the box! He shoots... GOAL!!!! He tucked that away superbly in the top corner. the first goal of the campaign. It's been one way traffic all the game so far.
15mins Long pass from Money mole. Good mole heads it onto Shooter mole. He is at least 25 yards out, but he takes on the bounce! That's a superb Goal by Shooter Mole!!!!!! How did that go in? What an Incredible goal!
33mins Well, that’s a certain foul on Booting mole. Shooter mole steps up to take it… It’s his second Goal of the match! Struck form 30 yards, a superb freekick. But I have to say, the keeper is looking dodgy in that goal…

44minsThe forward turns money mole! He is on a 1 on 1 with the keeper, will he score…. No! An excellent save by Save-it Mole.

47mins Half Time!

55mins Corner to Mole city. Crossing Caterpillar takes it! Good Mole Attaches with a diving header… Goal! An excellent team Goal. That Makes it 4-0! Surely Mole City can’t be caught now!?

67mins Mole city are making full use of the left wing! Strong Mole finds Kick Start frog in the box… Goal! He buried it in the top corner! What an excellent team Goal. Now it’s 5-0!

82mins Good Mole continues his run! He has taken it pass the opposition defence with ease! Can he beat the Keeper… No, but the Keeper parries it… Straight into the path of Kick start frog… who scores. That’s his hat-trick, what a great performance!

91mins Late on the game, a surging run by the opposition here… The striker finds himself in some space… It’s gone in… No more than a consolation Goal…

94mins Full time! It’s been a complete rout!
’

‘Well as you can see, an excellent win for mole City there. Let’s join steve, who is interviewing Good Mole, and the manager as we speak…’

‘ So, Good Mole, what do you think of today’s performance.’

‘Well, as you can see, that’s what Mole city is all about. The first game, a mixture of nerves and poor play cost us any points. That is what Mole city is all about. I’m delighted I scored, and froggy got a Hat-trick. We are looking forward to winning our next game against the team below us.

‘ Thanks, now Mr. Hover. How was that?’

‘Much better. That is what managering my team is about. We played like Bof champions today, against poor opposition. We need to take the positives from this game, and take them with us into a difficult game in 2 days time’

‘ Thanks, that’s all from me, Steve. NPS news the Bof Cup’

*GUNN Sports Conference; 1542 Hrs local*

Confrence host: "We'll be taking questions for the Gaian team."

*In attendance are Coach Kerensky, and the stars from the first game rout over Nifty Nick, Sean Masaki and Ian Andersen.*

Reporter: "So, how was your day off, and your reactions to the day's matches?"

Katya: "It was interesting to see how good the teams were. Not only in our group, but the Vilitan Region as well.

..but yes we were interested in the match that Liamist States won handily. And we also noted the news conference they had as well. The question seems to be, is our day of rest a help of hinder to our team. I agree this match is well a determiner of who will move on to the playoff rounds."

Reporter2: "How do you feel *to the players* with a day off after such a dominating win?"

Masaki: "We feel rested. We did some practice today to keep trim, but obviously it can't match real play. We just hope we'll be ready for the match tomorrow."

Andersen: "It's been... *nodding* ...amazing to watch our opponents play. We really want to test ourselves against a real good Liamist team."

Reporter2: *To the coach* "How do you feel about paying such an important match, and it's not even your second match of the series?"

Katya: "It's strange. When we arrived, we thought we'd be content to play with such good teams. To be one of the important teams... it's.. strange to us this soon.

..but we intend to give it our all."

Reporter: "Are you going to use the same tactics that you used against Nifty Nick, against Liamist States?"

Katya: "We'll go with what worked for us in the first match. But we won't commit to a one dimensional gameplan, especially when it's a match this important already.

..but, quite bluntly. Every match from now on is important. Everything we do is important, and I hope both our teams will play like it was a championship game. That's what we intend to go out and play like."

Reporter: *To the players* "How do you both feel about being looked on as national heros already?"

Masaki: "It's incredible. Already we get kids from home sending letters and fan mail, and we only played one game. But even if we lose, we know that our nation is already proud of us, and we 'want' to play with that pride our citizens have for us."

Andersen: "It's like the coach said. It's a championship game to us, and we'll going to go out like there's no tomorrow."

Reporter2: *To the coach* "Can you confirm that goalie Howe hs a bout of the flu?"

Katya: "It's a mild flu, but nothing serious. To be honest, we're a bit strained from everything that's happened, but I've kept telling the guys that being overexcited does us no good. We have to play with passion, but a 'sensible' passion.

..but we expect Howe to be in the line up, but more in a back up role. It's been my team policy to use 'all' our players, since we simply don't know who will come to the fore. And so far, all of our team has stepped up.

All our players have the right to play, and if they all keep doing well, we'll keep using them to rotate and rest our players.

But of the fore, of the fore is our strikers Masaki and Andersen here, and they will form out backbone.

We hope that the Laimist team will bring theirs, and that we will have a good match."

*Masaki though adds in with the lack of a question in the air.* "Hope everyone's ready for a good match. We sure will be."

--

GUNN News center: "In related news, the Lady Second Excellency has used the exposure the national team is having, to push her Sports in Gaian Schools policy, hoping to use this to keep Gaian kids out of trouble.

Despite the low crime rate, Lady Arashi sees this as an oppritunity to keep children focused on something good.

Already a groundswell of children at indoor mini-stadiums playing soccer is skyrocketing. Opponents say this is all a fad, but Lady Arashi insists that the diversions in any forms, for any reason, is good to keep the kids occupied.

Considering the education system is second to none, this outlet is seen by supporters as a good alternative, and a reward for all the national scholastic marks of high regard."

OOC: I’m just taking the piss a bit…no need for any alarm.

Gaian Ascendancy Slur Liamist States
Press Release

Kayta Kerensky, Coach of Gaian Ascendancy was recorded in a press conference earlier today stating, “We hope that the Laimist team will bring theirs”.

Laimist? LAIMIST? We are outraged at this disgusting slander and vile insult against our national football side. The Liamist States side is so not lame. Sure, some of our backs last night may or may not have broken into the GA team hotel and put all players hands in water while they were asleep in an effort to make them wet themselves in just one part of a series of pranks but we never, never abused a fellow team like that. The entire team is fuming. We are also considering legal action against the Gaian Ascendancy Football Association for defamation.

Gaian Ascendancy had best watch themselves tomorrow, we may play a little rougher than you’re used to.

South Osettia Region

Matchday Three Scores

Group C::

Sjwitz [0]-[2] Anarquistan
Krazie [1]-[3] Sonaron


Group D ::

Nifty nick [1]-[1] Danieljoh
Liamist States [2]-[1] Gaian Ascendancy

Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
---------------------------------
1. Anarquistan 3 2 0 1 7 5 +2 6
2. Naglegrad 2 1 1 0 6 4 +2 4
3. Sjwitz 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4
4. Sonaron 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
5. Krazie 2 0 0 2 3 7 -4 0


Group D

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
--------------------------------------
1. Liamist States 2 2 0 0 5 1 +4 6
2. Dannieljoh 3 1 1 1 4 6 -2 4
3. Gaian Ascendancy 2 1 0 1 5 2 +3 3
4. Krakatou 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
5. Nifty nick 3 0 1 2 2 7 -5 1


If anyone spots a mistake, tell me and I'll fix it.

From the Sports section of The Daily NewSjwitz:

Great Match! Moderate Result.

After a minute of silence for to commemerate the death of President Malak of alcoholic wolves the match got underway. Both teams were leading the group after matchday one and were both very eager to take the sole lead in the group. Especially the forwards, of both sides, were extremely active in creating and setting up chances. Surprisingly, it took 26 minutes for a goal to drop. It was then that Jimmy Sjwitzer, again he, ran down the entire flank to deliver a smooth pass to Roman Bingk who, after gaining confidence in his superb first match against Sonaron, dared to just dribble past Naglegrad's De Vestig and Von Hohenzolt and easily put the ball away for 1-0. The Naglegrad side didn't wait long to respond, after Valtyvic and Hersfelt had just missed the target it was third time good time for Naglegrad when Valtyvic received a magnificent pass from Karman Smirnov who had just lobbed the ball over the stunned Sjwitz defence. Nepomuk Svensson, who got his chance and was back into the team after coach Schmidt noticed that Fritz Steiger did have some troubles with his ankle after the flagrant foul by Sonaron's Thomas Carter in the previous match, tried to run down Valtyvic but it was too late. Valtyvic easily put the ball past Frank Blurr and scored the equaliser. Both teams had used up a lot of energy but the second half proved to be even more energy consuming and entertaining.

First 45':

Blurr


Reitsma Svensson Simms


Johnson Ünterberger Ghornn Sjwitzer


Bingk Barosj Verheyen


The Sjwitz lineup was changed from the 343 (above), to a rather defensive 451, with Roman Barosj being switched for defender Simon Jolt and Marc Verheyen substituted with Marco DiLuciano. (below)

Last 45'

Blurr


Reitsma Svensson Jolt Simms


Johnson Ünterberger Ghornn DiLuciano Sjwitzer


Bingk


But although the formation looked and should be more defensive, Sjwitz created even more chances as in the first half. The 451 on paper often quickly changed into a 433 with Johnson and Sjwitzer moving a row up front.

On the other hand, the Naglegrad side also proved to be a lot more offensive. Add these together and yes, it was raining chances again. The present supporters were seeing one of the most enjoyable matches of all time and at that time none of them were unhappy to have paid for their ticket.

That feeling changed amongst the Naglegrad supporters though, when out of a small dozen of chances it was Sjwitz that managed to take the lead through a nice attack through the middle that saw Roman Bingk pass the ball to Jelle J. Johnson who only had to tap it in to score his first of the tournament. Naglegrad Defender Vassili Siderenko earned himself a seat on the bench there and was immediately substituted.

The Naglegrad supporters where cheering though after 71 minutes when Vassili Denisov, who had just been put on the field by the Naglegrad coach fired the ball past Frank Blurr who did not have any chance against this cannonball. At that time Naglegrad were taking over the match and were pressing Sjwitz into defending.

That pressing didn't pay of though, and when the match looked to be sealed and most supporters were already congratulating eachother with the great match suddenly Naglegrad did manage to score. A lighting fast counter through the middle followed by a perfect pass right onto the head of star striker Zolton Valtyvic, who finished of with a well placed header saw Naglegrad take the victory in the very last second of the match. Naglegrad Supporters were cheering, Sjwitz supporters were crying, some were even leaving.

Still, the extremely entertaining match wasn't over yet, as Roman Bingk, the other star striker on the field, also decided to show he had something left. Jak Sak didn't know what happened to him when Roman stole the ball from him and went straight at the Naglegrad keeper who had no chance in this 1 to 1.

Conclusion: a well deserved point for both teams. Roman Bingk the match winner. Zolton Valtyvic the man of the match. Naglegrad and Sjwitz, two teams that will surely be heard from in the future.

OOC: Sonaron, Roman Bingk scored against you, not Johnson. And, yes I think a red card is a one match suspension during the WC. Except for flagrant fouls they sometimes punish the player with a larger, longer penalty. Naglegrad, I don't want to change anything, great RP!

Vilitan Region :: Matchday 3





Funny Looking Islands [0]-[2] Oliverry
Bryn Shander [2]-[1] Gilgrado



Rittarstan [2]-[4] Chicanada
Pubiconia [0]-[4] Allanea





Group A---------- -
[1] Bryn Shander 2 2 0 0 5-2 6
[2] Oliverry 3 1 1 1 4-4 4
3- Funny Looking Islands 3 1 1 1 3-4 4
4- Gilgrado 2 0 1 1 2-3 1
5- Murflonia 2 0 1 1 2-3 1
-
Group B-------------- -
[1] Chicanada 3 3 0 0 9-2 9
[2] Allanea 2 2 0 0 6-0 6
3- Moleland 2 1 0 1 6-3 3
4- Pubiconia 2 0 0 2 0-7 0
5- Rittarstan 3 0 0 3 3-12 0
-

Teams in Slate Gray have been eliminated from competition, but will finish the group stage.

Pride Win Without Carter and Carter
The Sonaron Pride won their second match of the Baptism of Fire tournament, despite missing both of their star mid-fielders. Sandra Carter, one of the finest mid-fielders in SSEL history, sat out the game with an injured right ankle suffered in the first match. Thomas Carter, her twin brother, served a one-game suspension handed down by tournament officials for the red card he earned. Coach Raizor used the opportunity to play in the 4-3-3 formation for an entire game, and the result was a 3-1 victory for the Pride.

Johann Robertson, normally a reserve striker, quickly took advantage of his starting opportunity, lacing a free kick just over the keeper's outstretched arms in the seventh minute. After the initial flurry, the Krazie team stiffened up defensively, and play was pushed back closer to mid-field. During the extra time of the first half, left mid-fielder John Bram took a bad pass at midfield and raced upfield, finding a streaking Robertson, who put it into the net.

During the second half, Coach Raizor began to play some of his substitues, trying to get them international experience. The Krazie team pulled to within 2-1 at the seventieth minute, but then the Pride began to play more aggresively again, and Robertson turned the hat trick in the eighty-seventh minute after heading in a corner kick. When asked if he had thought before the game that Roberston would record the first international hat trick in Sonaron Pride history, Coach Raizor said, "Well, you never really go into a match expecting a hat trick from anyone. But I'm just thrilled for Johann. Did we deliberately try to get him the hat trick? Well, I'll just say that corners are usually designed plays."

Goals:
Krazie: unknown (70')
Sonaron:
Robertson (7') A: unassisted
Robertson (45'+2) A: unassisted
Robertson (87') A: Douglas

Cards:
Krazie: Yellow (7')
Sonaron: Salven (Yellow - 57')

Fouls:
Krazie: 6
Sonaron: 6

Sonaron BoF Schedule (all games in South Osettia):
MD1: v Swjitz (L 0-2)
MD2: bye
MD3: v Krazie (W 3-1)
MD4: v Naglegrad (Ts'khinvali Stadium)
MD5: v Anarquistan (Ts'khinvali Stadium)

[OOC: Sjwitz--oops, misread your post. Corrected mine :) Everyone should fear the return of the Carter twins!! :>]

'Well, NPS news here has learnt of the 4-0 win for Allanea, which puts them back into second place. That makes tomorrows game a must win for Mole City. Steve?'

'I am joined by Mr. Hover here. Sad news of Allanea win, but can we beat them tomorrow?'

'Yes, or course. Theyy looked a good side. Strong going forward, and as safe as houses at the back. But, we are a stronger side. As long as we keep our concentration, we can easily hold onto second place and qualifiy.'

'Any changes to the winning team of last match?'

'No'

'We are surprised that Mega striker Frog, who looked very poor in our last match, is still playing. Do you wish to explain this?'

'He is in a bad spell. But mark my words, he will score tomorrow!'

'We shall see. Will he be dropped if he doesn't?'

'Nothing is certain in football'

'Thankyou Mr. Hover. Well, that's it for this special NPS news sports report. And, for the record, I predict a 2-1 win for Mole city tomorrow. Thank you for watching!'

OOC: I’m writing a pretty bias match report but am quite happy to alter it to match anything in your RP, GA.

Gaian Ascendancy Gutted!
Marmadukes Expect To Win Group
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

Fuming at pre-match comments made by the opposition and buoyed by yesterday’s win, the Liamist States came ready to play. Far fewer white faces disembarked the bus tonight at the Gori Ring, the home for the Liamist States games for the remainder of the group stage. A slightly smaller stadium than Tbilisi Arena, it seemed a lot fuller. Maybe more of the Marmaduke fans had arrived today and were ready to rock and/or roll. They were certainly in voice while waiting for their heroes to come out on the pitch, making up for the lack of pre-game entertainment. A high percentage of the audience could be heard singing along to an altered, abridged version of Nothing Compares To You (a more reminiscent version of the Stereophonics cover than the original). This reporter certainly sung along to the homage to superstar striker Hal Bell:

It’s been seven hours and fifteen days,
Since you last put one away.
We go out every day and hope all night,
That you’ll put one away.
And nothing can stop your lusty tears from falling,
So tell us Belly, where did you go wrong?
We can support any striker that we see,
But they only remind us of you.
We know living with us Belly was sometimes hard,
But were willing to give it another tryyyyyyy.
Cause, nothing compares,
Nothing compares,
To youuuuuu.

There was no doubt that you could hear that in the dressing rooms. Hal Bell could not have had any more support without Mi Rainford suddenly having a heart attack. When the Ascendancy and the Marmadukes left the dressing rooms to take to the field, Bell looked somewhat more focussed and less showy than yesterday and, oddly enough, so did Armand Iziary, playing in the blue ribbon centre forward position. Overall, the team looked somewhat relaxed and prepared. Kickoff.

It was only seven minutes before the first goal was scored. Ascendancy pressed hard. The Marmadukes were pissed off AND under pressure: not a good combination. Byron Paskell lashed out against Ascendancy striker, Ian Andersen, who was making inroads, brought him down hard and Ascendancy was awarded a penalty. One nice and neat shot past Rainford later, Ascendancy were up 1-0.

Iziary and Bell worked together and pressed hard, as they promised they would, in response but were lucky if they managed to get a clear shot, let alone a good one. The Ascendancy defence was relentless and remained unbroken at the end of the half. The Marmadukes came off the field dissatisfied and sweating profusely. Unfortunately unattractive, I might add. Despite this, the crowd was not to be deterred. They were still in high spirits and ready and waiting for the Marmadukes to unleash another onslaught. I was feeling a fair bit less confident, knowing that if the Marmadukes were going to stumble anywhere in this stage of the cup, it would be Gaian Ascendancy. The teams were out again and the crowd’s rumble rose to an expectant cheer.

A number of faces in blue and red jerseys were looking very concerned at sixty-fifth minute, still a goal down and the Ascendancy defence holding strong. How could the forward line break through? With the leadership and guidance of Mr Rod Manoni, captain, of course. A simple backward spinning chip over the back line of the Ascendancy defence, pounced upon by Hal Bell almost immediately and coming very close to (some Ascendancy fans say so close that he was) offside. On a break, he swept in to the right, up to the eleven yard box and snapped one off - goal. A massive cry erupted from the crowd. In fact, some members were so relieved, they thought it was appropriate to break into another Hal Bell homage:

You’re just too good to be true.
We can’t take our eyes off of you.
You feel like heaven to watch.
We love you so much.
As long as support has arrived,
And I thank Liam I’m alive,
You’re just too good to be true.

And if you feel how we how we feel,
Please let us know that it’s real.
You’re just too good to be true,
Can’t take our eyes off of you.

Well, we love you Belly.
And if it’s quite alright,
We need you Belly.
Trust in us when we say.
Oh pretty Belly, don’t bring us down, we pray,
Oh pretty Belly, now that we found this day,
And let us love you, let us love youuuu.

The referee temporarily stopped the match while the Liamist fans wrapped up their song and looked pretty unhappy about it but what was he going to do? Bell's eyes widened as he heard the lyrics and looked very smug. He joined in with a little jig and may be getting back to his old self. It definitely looked like it when he set up Christian Dressel for the lead in minute eighty. The Ascendancy defence looked shattered. They let in one goal and it was too easy for Bell too use a fancy spin and roll to break their line, run deep toward the goal line, put the ball up with a beautiful cross and have it volleyed home in a perfectly executed manner. Dressel went down on his knees and holding his head in hands in surprise. Bell was the first over to congratulate him.

Ten minutes later, the ref blew the whistle and game over. While they left it a little late, the Liamists finally managed to take and keep the lead. That’s not to say that Ascendancy didn’t give it a crack. My word, they flogged that ball at the goals but Rainford was just too sharp. He either cleared or diffused every situation and no one can say he didn’t perform brilliantly but the man of the match, as far as the Marmadukes were concerned, was Hal Bell, back in form. No doubt he will receive a special reception at the hotel tonight. A close match but an important one morale-wise and placing-wise. The Liamist States are now clear leaders in their group, one game down on two of the teams, and have the second lowest against record in the tournament.

Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes!

After winning two in a row, Bryn Shander looks ahead

This morning, Bryn Shander added to it's 3-1 win over Oliverry by defeating Gilgrado 2-1.

Bryn Shander scored early, with number 13 Hyato Musashi getting lucky seven minutes in. Thirty minutes later, number 77 Alaron Stormbringer scored the team's second goal with a mighty kick from mid-field. Finally, at 57 minutes, Gilgrado's number 01, Unnamed Player, managed to get passed Bryn Shander's goalie, number 26 Berlin Castlerock.

Whether or not Bryn Shander can continue this winning streak, nobody knows, but head coach Satoshi Miyamoto is optimistic.

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Chicanada Plays A Shootout, But Enters Short Break On High

Morata Valley, Vilita:
Maybe resting players was a bad idea that still worked out.

"This might be the best time for a break" National Coach Jesnui Viladetta joked to the press after the Kodiaks tightly contested 4-2 victory over now-eliminated Rittarstan earlier today. "Our boys need to sleep off this one."

Actually, the game was by far the best the team has played, with no penalties called and better execution of the offense. Weston Kozten started the scoring early in the 6th minute, taking a header off a bad kick from the Rittarstani defenseman. Chicanada fell into a hole, however, as Rittarstan scored two quick goals at the 29th and 35th minutes to enter the half with a 2-1 lead.

Whatever Viladetta said must have worked on his team, as replacement Goalkeep Jersey Openzender blocked all commers and the Forewards finally got their team rolling. Kozten scored off a corner kick in the 68th minute to tie the match up and pushed the team ahead with a short kick in the 75th minute. Baston Jillien scored his second goal in the tournament in injury time to give Chicanada the boost it needs going into it's day off.

The team is expected to practice lightly at one of the indoor field in Morata Valley before playing spectator at the Moleland/Allanea matchup. Jillien said it would be exciting to finally see a match at the grand soccer arena as well as see two great teams go at it. Viladetta and his assistants are expected to use it more for scouting against Allanea, as Chicanada beat Moleland 2-0 in their opener of the tournament.

The Kodiaks final game is against second place Allanea, who is at 6 points, at the National View Stadium in Morata Valley on Thursday. As expected, all major viewing venues will be open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 530 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on Canal4.

In other Footy news, Chicanada has sent in it's interest to compete in the 22nd edition of the World Cup. Hopefully, their experience in the BOF and World Cup XXI will help prep them for the next series. There has been talk of a possible hosting bid but nothing has been confirmed just yet.

Rittarstan [2] [4] Chicanada

Rittarstan (1) (25) Kozten (1) (6)
Rittarstan (1) (32) Kozten (2) (68)
Kozten (3) (75)
Jillien (2) (90)

No Carters Until WC 21?
According to a team source that asked to remain anonymous, Sandra Carter will be unavailable for the duration of the tournament with her ankle injury. The source indicated that the injury was not serious, but holding her out was a precaution to ensure she was healthy for the World Cup.

Coach Raizor announced in a press conference today that Thomas Carter had been suspended by the team for the duration of the Baptism of Fire qualifying. According to the release, "Thomas's act in the second half of the match against Sjwitz was completely against team policy. While we do protect our own, Thomas crossed a clear line and must pay the penalty for it. His actions were uncalled for, and we want to send a clear message that headhunting is not Pride football." When asked about Sandra's status, Coach Raizor refused to comment. He did note that while he was disappointed the referee did not give a card for the hit, the team would continue playing anyway. "Sometimes football doesn't go the way you think it should. You can either complain about it or deal with it. Would I be happier if the Sjwitz player were suspended for the duration of Sandra's injury? That's a ridiculous question. He wasn't given a game misconduct for it, so the referee obviously thought it was fairly clean. Sometimes mishaps happen. Our team will pull through it."

THE ANARQUISTAN SPORTS GAZZETTE
ANARQUISTAN MAKES THEYRE SECOND WIN,MOVING TO THE TOP OF THE GROUP

ANARQUISTAN 2 - 0 SJWITZ

Anarquistan entered the third game against Sjwitz,a lot more confident comparing to the game with krazie.One now could see a team in the real sence of the word,as the tactics were now quite known by the players.

Striker di Gallo,with two goals on the competition said yesterday on an after practice press conference:
"We're now playing much better with each other,and I think it's something that will only get better"

The Anarquistan coach had some problems with his left winger Peter Recht,has he suffered from muscular fatigue,having to move hte young Juliano Rodrigo to the left,putting Phillipe side by side with Estrela.

The Anarchystan First Eleven was:
1-André Ferreira (GoalKeeper)

2-London(Right Back)
4-Jorge Silva (Center Back)
5-Ricalle(Center Back)
3-Roberto Leandro(Left Back)

6-Van der Lock(Center Defensive Miedfeilder)
7-Juliano Rodrigo(Left Winger)
21-Claudio(Right Winger)
17-Phillippe(Central Attacking Miedfeilder)
10-Estrela(Central Attacking Miedfeilder)

8-di Gallo(Striker)

It was a very equilibrated first half.Anarquistan entered the game contrloing the miedfield although Sjwitz gave no space to play.

13' Corner taken by Roberto Leandro to the first post,london heads it back,and Van der Lock appered without marking on the penalty mark,but shoot's it wide.

22' Freekick to Sjwitz, the Sjwitz sends it to the bar,and it was cleared by the defence.André was stuck to the ground.

35' Sjwitz makes a long throw in on the left,the winger crossed to the box,but the striker couldn't reached it in time.At this time no one could say who was controling the Game

Half-Time
André Decides to put the team playing a more direct football,taking Phillippe out and bringing the striker Grga Maniatovic in.

73' Ramirez runs on the right wing and his fouled near the goal Line.Roberto Leandro Lob's it to the area and di Gallo makes 1-0 with his 3rd goal on the tournment

75' Moralized with the first goal,Van der Lock play's with Estrela just outside the box,that,with his back to the goal,simulates a pass to Maniatovic but passes to Juliano,that's put's on the area, with a first touch pass,back to Estrela that appeared alone after illuding his marker,and puted it in the net.

78' Estrela comes out replaced by Smith

82' Controling the game since Anarquistan second goal,altought not able to creat any real chances,Sjwitz with a great play, shoots it for a great save to a corner by André

88' di Gallo come out.To replace him Franz Shlimberhommer comes in
FULL TIME
ANARQUISTAN 2-0 SJWITZ

Flash Interview:
André Ferreira
"We're really happy about this winning,we've played a very nice football,against a well organized team,we're lucky to make the first,and I think that goal decidesd the match"

Vitor Estrela
"I'm very happy with my exibition on this tounrment,socred two goals,one in this match,but the most important was the fact that the team won"

Gilgrado participating in an nsworldwide competition, held a press conference with the coach, Rui Gil (that is also captain), presenting the Gilgrado Team:

Goalkeepers
1 Vitorio Baianov
Age: 32
Club: Sportivo Mouteirov

12 Vladislav Antonov
Age: 19
Club: Putedonov United

22 Hleb Razov
Age: 35
Club: Popular Construktor

Left Defenders
3 Nanov Valentov
Age: 28
Club: Club Publik Empresarium

13 Geoliu Cantaurov
Age: 17
Club: Putedonov United

Right Defenders
2 Giourkiov Seitarov
Age 31
Club: Club Publik Empresarium

23 Fabro Dragonov
Age:24
Club: 25th of April Revolution

Central Defenders
4 Pedrov Emanioulic
Age: 28
Club: Club Publik Empresarium

5 George Castov
Age: 32
Club: Club Publik Empresarium


14 Alan Mikaisto
Age: 28
Club: City of Freedom

15 Dimitry Kogneshev
Age 21
Club: Spartak Cunhal

Central Midfielders
6 Costinhov
Age: 30
Club: Club Publik Empresarium

21 Rui Gil
The founding father of the nation, and the best player in the land.His also the captain and the coach.
Age: 22
Club: Sportivo Mouteirov

Left Midfielders

17 Carl Carvalhov
Age: 24
Club: Marx-Engels United

11 Vanderlei Ninjov
Age: 20
Club: Dinamo Gilgrado

Right Midfielders

7 Rycjardov Kuariesmitov
Age: 27
Club: Spartak Cunhal

27 Jeronimov Sousov
Age: 29
Club: Marx-Engels United


Playmakers

10 Magik Decov
Age:25
Club: Futebol Clube de Catalunhov

15 Ribov Doiegov
Age:19
Club: Club Publik Empresarium

Strikers
9 Luizov Fabionov
Age: 21
Club: Dinamo Gilgrado

8 Benedicto do Maquertiov
Age:25
Club: Dinamo Gilgrado

18 Grizate Mamakióboi
Age: 30
Club: Marx-Engels United

19 Xupalobem Portas
Age 23
Club: Xu Pala Conforça

From the Sports section of The Daily NewSjwitz:

Very Poor Performance!

After the amazing 3-3 against Naglegrad coach Schmidt was unsure about how the formation should be. He still hadn't used his 352 and the gameplay so far had been good, but not super.

A risky 3-4-2-1 was tested against Anarquistan to let Roman Bingk play up front on his own while the 3 man defence and 4 man midfield could remain in their positions.

This resulted in:

Blurr


Reitsma Svensson Simms


Johnson Ünterberger Ghornn Sjwitzer


Barosj Peters


Bingk

... with Fritz Steiger still slighty unfit due to an ankle injury and with Hanz Peters getting the advantage over Marc Verheyen behind Roman Bingk.


On paper it al looked nice, but on the field the Sjwitz team was nothing like the two matches before. The players seemed unconcentrated from the beginning. The first half was really bad, Anarquistan deserved a goal. The midfield was slightly dominated by Sjwitz but the 3 chances they created were all missed terribly.

Second half, same mess. Anarquistan played even better than in the first half and gained more possession through a substitution. Sjwitz held on but lost the match in a span of 5 minutes when after 73 minutes di Gallo scored after he directed a freekick Roberto Leandro into the net. And only a few minutes later the Anarquistan team put's on a magnificent play up front, the passes are so quick that the Sjwitz defenders get dizzy. Most commentators even didn't notice what happened. In the end, the ball was in the net and Estrela was claiming the goal. Roman Bingk had one huge chance just mere seconds before the end of the game but the ball went wide after a nice save by the Anarquistan keeper.

Bad result, and worse, a really bad appearance by the Sjwitz team. Even in the second half with Verheyen instead of Peters and Jolt instead of Reitsma, the play was bad. Coach Sjwitzer has a lot of work to do ahead of tomorrows game against Krazie.

The Standings in Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
---------------------------------
1. Anarquistan 3 2 0 1 7 5 +2 6
2. Naglegrad 2 1 1 0 6 4 +2 4
3. Sjwitz 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4
4. Sonaron 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
5. Krazie 2 0 0 2 3 7 -4 0


With the following matches left:
Sjwitz v. Krazie @ Ashtarak Track
Naglegrad v. Sonaron @ Ts'khinvali Stadium
Sonaron v. Anarquistan @ Ts'khinvali Stadium
Naglegrad v. Krazie @ Ashtarak Track

First of all Sjwitz needs a win against Krazie, but since the Krazie team has not shown any sign of progress and performed really poorly so far, let's imagine they lose both matches:


Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
---------------------------------
1. Naglegrad 3 2 1 0 x x ? 7
2. Sjwitz 4 2 1 1 x x ? 7
3. Anarquistan 3 2 0 1 7 5 +2 6
4. Sonaron 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
5. Krazie 4 0 0 4 x x ? 0


So, if Sjwitz wants to progress, they need a win against Krazie and then have to hope that Sonaron wins at least one match, if they only win against Naglegrad or win both matches, then Sjwitz also needs to hope that Sonaron beats Naglegrad by a lot of goals. Ofcourse we count out the unlikely event that Krazie wins a match.

OOC: I’m writing a pretty bias match report but am quite happy to alter it to match anything in your RP, GA.

Gaian Ascendancy Gutted!
Marmadukes Expect To Win Group
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

Fuming at pre-match comments made by the opposition and buoyed by yesterday’s win, the Liamist States came ready to play. Far fewer white faces disembarked the bus tonight at the Gori Ring, the home for the Liamist States games for the remainder of the group stage. A slightly smaller stadium than Tbilisi Arena, it seemed a lot fuller. Maybe more of the Marmaduke fans had arrived today and were ready to rock and/or roll. They were certainly in voice while waiting for their heroes to come out on the pitch, making up for the lack of pre-game entertainment. A high percentage of the audience could be heard singing along to an altered, abridged version of Nothing Compares To You (a more reminiscent version of the Stereophonics cover than the original). This reporter certainly sung along to the homage to superstar striker Hal Bell:

It’s been seven hours and fifteen days,
Since you last put one away.
We go out every day and hope all night,
That you’ll put one away.
And nothing can stop your lusty tears from falling,
So tell us Belly, where did you go wrong?
We can support any striker that we see,
But they only remind us of you.
We know living with us Belly was sometimes hard,
But were willing to give it another tryyyyyyy.
Cause, nothing compares,
Nothing compares,
To youuuuuu.

There was no doubt that you could hear that in the dressing rooms. Hal Bell could not have had any more support without Mi Rainford suddenly having a heart attack. When the Ascendancy and the Marmadukes left the dressing rooms to take to the field, Bell looked somewhat more focussed and less showy than yesterday and, oddly enough, so did Armand Iziary, playing in the blue ribbon centre forward position. Overall, the team looked somewhat relaxed and prepared. Kickoff.

It was only seven minutes before the first goal was scored. Ascendancy pressed hard. The Marmadukes were pissed off AND under pressure: not a good combination. Byron Paskell lashed out against an Ascendancy striker making inroads, brought him down hard and Ascendancy was awarded a penalty. One nice and neat shot past Rainford later, Ascendancy were up 1-0.

Iziary and Bell worked together and pressed hard, as they promised they would, in response but were lucky if they managed to get a clear shot, let alone a good one. The Ascendancy defence was relentless and remained unbroken at the end of the half. The Marmadukes came off the field dissatisfied and sweating profusely. Unfortunately unattractive, I might add. Despite this, the crowd was not to be deterred. They were still in high spirits and ready and waiting for the Marmadukes to unleash another onslaught. I was feeling a fair bit less confident, knowing that if the Marmadukes were going to stumble anywhere in this stage of the cup, it would be Gaian Ascendancy. The teams were out again and the crowd’s rumble rose to an expectant cheer.

A number of faces in blue and red jerseys were looking very concerned at sixty-fifth minute, still a goal down and the Ascendancy defence holding strong. How could the forward line break through? With the leadership and guidance of Mr Rod Manoni, captain, of course. A simple backward spinning chip over the back line of the Ascendancy defence, pounced upon by Hal Bell almost immediately and coming very close to (some Ascendancy fans say so close that he was) offside. On a break, he swept in to the right, up to the eleven yard box and snapped one off - goal. A massive cry erupted from the crowd. In fact, some members were so relieved, they thought it was appropriate to break into another Hal Bell homage:

You’re just too good to be true.
We can’t take our eyes off of you.
You feel like heaven to watch.
We love you so much.
As long as support has arrived,
And I thank Liam I’m alive,
You’re just too good to be true.

And if you feel how we how we feel,
Please let us know that it’s real.
You’re just too good to be true,
Can’t take our eyes off of you.

Well, we love you Belly.
And if it’s quite alright,
We need you Belly.
Trust in us when we say.
Oh pretty Belly, don’t bring us down, we pray,
Oh pretty Belly, now that we found this day,
And let us love you, let us love youuuu.

The referee temporarily stopped the match while the Liamist fans wrapped up their song and looked pretty unhappy about it but what was he going to do? Bell's eyes widened as he heard the lyrics and looked very smug. He joined in with a little jig and may be getting back to his old self. It definitely looked like it when he set up Christian Dressel for the lead in minute eighty. The Ascendancy defence looked shattered. They let in one goal and it was too easy for Bell too use a fancy spin and roll to break their line, run deep toward the goal line, put the ball up with a beautiful cross and have it volleyed home in a perfectly executed manner. Dressel went down on his knees and holding his head in hands in surprise. Bell was the first over to congratulate him.

Ten minutes later, the ref blew the whistle and game over. While they left it a little late, the Liamists finally managed to take and keep the lead. That’s not to say that Ascendancy didn’t give it a crack. My word, they flogged that ball at the goals but Rainford was just too sharp. He either cleared or diffused every situation and no one can say he didn’t perform brilliantly but the man of the match, as far as the Marmadukes were concerned, was Hal Bell, back in form. No doubt he will receive a special reception at the hotel tonight. A close match but an important one morale-wise and placing-wise. The Liamist States are now clear leaders in their group, one game down on two of the teams, and have the second lowest against record in the tournament.

Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes!

GUNN Sports Desk: ~ Before the match today, the Gaian team issued an appology to the Liamist States for the error made.

Katya: "It was not intention to insult, and simply a mistake of grammar.

We however advise our opponents that a simple error that leads to a legal matter, shows the character of a nation to all."

Despite this, and the early success of Ian Andersen at the 7th minute of the match, the lack of experience and the illness to goalie Howe, forced the team to slowly grow conservative, with the psychological 'singing' that kept coming from the crowd at strangely appropriate moments.

However the Gaian team held it's ground until the 65th minute when Hal Bell's attack caught the backup keeper Kent Jherico off balance. Something was taken out of the Gaian 'balloon' when that happened, and the second goal in the 80th minute took the remaining air from the game.

Still, the Gaians tried one more push in the 88th minute, but the cost was telling, and the attack simply felt short.

At the end of the match, player Xan Tsgen said it best as the Gaian team congratulated the Liamist team on the field.

"We've learned to win and to lose."

Obviously reaction from the Ascendancy homeworld is muted at the present, as the team prepares for their next match with Krakatou.

---

"So now what?" Arashi asks at a rather more muted Council party.

The others seem quiet for a moment.

"We keep cheering. There's still two more matches to go. And if possible, further.

..besides, losing is a powerful lesson in of itself." ..comes from Lord Tsutsumi.

Aleaic then suddenly rises. Tsunami looks over. "Where you going love?"

Aleaic just smiles. "To call the Liamist counterpart, and congratulate them."

Yurika looks over at Akito. "Wow, that's honorable."

Akito just smiles. "You're suprised?"

----

((OC- Keep it like that Liamist States, let's just hope there's a rematch in the playoffs. =^^= ))

Defeat marks Importance of Next Match

The Colony of Funny Looking Islands today fell to a strong Oliverry side, losing the game 2-0. Oliverry controlled the tempo of the game and held over 60% of the possession. Redman had a good game in goals but it was only a matter of time before was beaten. The two goals came late into the first half and on the 62nd minute. Johns did not posse a treath up front and it is suspected that Irish will accompany him in attack in the next must win game against a very strong Bryn Shander side.
Head Coach, John Burgandy, said he was disapointed with the teams performance and the result but said they must now concentrate on overcoming Bryn Shander and secure progression from the group stages. The Islanders currently lie third wit four points in their group with one more game to play. Anything else tan victory against Bryn Shander is not enough and will send the team packing.

Kasandra Olivera knew this would go down as the strangest interview she would ever do. Ya, sure, it was an honour to be given this assingment by the sports editor, but she was begining to think the politics department of the "Just before noon Herald" should be covering this! The red tape and files that had to be gone through to get this interview was enormous, but then again, Naglegrad was second in its group with a game in hand.
Before entering the room she was in now, she had been searched about 5 times. She didn't know if this was because of security or because none of the gaurds had ever seen a women who didn't look like a fromer East German Shotputter. Two men who looked like something out of "The Matrix" introduced themselves as Bashars Kornalov and Harson of the National State Bodygaurd, the teer above the NSS. They had told her what could and what couldn't, mainly what couldn't, be asked. They infromed her that Russlavich and Siderenko would need premission from Head Bashar Stanaslov to answer any qusions.

So here she sat, faced by 5 men in sunglasses and military uniform. On either side stood two heavily armed gaurds. From right to left sat Siderenko, Stanaslov and Russlavich. This was apparently the only room on the floor that the NSS hadn't almost burned down. It was the main sitting room and over to the left two more gaurds stood outside a door, which from other interviews in this hotel Kasandra remembered was a bedroom, as all apartments were laid out the same. The three men sat with arms crossed over a large clump of medals. Bashar Stanaslov looked like another Neo clone while the other two wore impecible generals uniform

"Right gentlemen, lets get this interview started, shall we. First off, Mr Siderenko..."

"General"

"General, yes, of course...your the left corner back on the team, assistant manager and Minister for Sports in Naglegrad..."

"And small fire arms, sport and small fire arms"

"Right, small fire arms...Mr. Rus...General Russlavich, your the player manager and head coach yes?"

"That is correct yes"

"And a Mr..." She flipped through her notepad untill she found the page she was looking for "...Kutzer is...what exactly? He is another assistant?"

"Comandant" Stanaslov said

"Comandant Kutzer is the state coach, I am the head coach, General Siderenko is the assistant coach and our great leader, SGE Nagle is the Directing coach"

"Right..." Kasandra said, not seeing a difference in the 4 positions named. "Well then can I ask what is the teams reaction to playing outside the, by our accounts, oppersive state of Naglegrad?"
Russlavich turned his head to look at Stanaslov, who didn't move. Russlavich returned to looking at Kasandra. After a few seconds of silence she deceided they weren't going to answer.

"A victory and a draw, you must be delighted with the teams performance so far..."
Stanaslov noded
"Yes" Russlavich said. More silance...

"Right...these have been the teams first big games together, indeed it's first ever games. Do you feel the team has geled together well and who do you think are playing the best at this moment?"

"Yes. Everyone" Russlavich said after receiveing the nod from Stanaslov "Christ this is great" Kasandra mumbled under her breath. She'd go to the politics department and dig up some info on the country, stick that in and make them all look like a bunch of crack pots.

"Any thoughts about tomorows match again..." Her qustion was cut short by a loud boom from the bedroom on the left, followed by a loud buzzing noise.

"VASSILI, LORD PAULS BROKEN AGAIN, VASSILI GET IN HERE!!!"

None of the 7 men moved. The 5 in front of her continued to stare at her through the sunglasses as a man she recognised as striker Vassili Denisov ran out of another room carrying a tool box.

"We hope to play well for our country and His Excellency, and hope we can do well on the field in His name" Russlavich said to take Kasandras stare away from the door to the left. "Sadly, we will not have Denisov D. Denisov in midfield, as he injured himself in training yesterday"

"In the carpark...?" she asked over the sound of a hammer belting in the bedroom and someone shouting "GET SOMETHING TO PUT UNDER THE DRIPPING OIL...HIS LEFT ARMS COMEING LOOSE AGAIN!!!"

"Yes"

"This morning you trained in Ts'khinvali Stadium ahead of your match tomorow. Any problems with the conditions and do you think that playing in front of a large crowd will effect any of the players, especialy as the ban on citizens leaveing your countrly has been lifted"

"For their own safety" Stanaslov said, refering to the ban.

"Yes, of course, their safety..." said Kasandra, twisting her head to show she was still waiting for a responce to the qustion. Silence. "Right, this is just getting bloody freaky" she thougt to herself.

"Ah, gentlemen, thank you for your time, that's...that's more then enough" she said, looseing concentration slightly as someone asked in the background "Do you think the glue will hold?"

Silence.

"Right, I'll see myself out. Best of luck tomorow"

Silence

Siderenko, Stanaslov and Russlavich didn't move even after Kasandra had left the room

"She was soooo eyeing me up" Russlavich said

"No, she was stareing because she couldn't belive how ugly you were" came Siderenkos reply

"Look whos talking Mr. Hollywood star" Russlavich said as the familier "hoooosh, psshhhhh" started up through the open door of His Excellency private chambers where he had been haveing a discussion with Lord Paul before he broke down...again...

"Overall I think it went really well" Siderenko said.

"Dam free press, they'll try and make us out to be a bunch of nuts" Stanaslov said.

"DAM IT PAUL STOP LEAKING OIL!!! IT'S ALL OVER CAPTAIN TED!!!!" came the shouts from the bedroom

Deflation Indication Of Nation
Says Rainford Jr
LSTV

Presenter: Now, we cross to the post-game press conference, to hear what the players have to say.

Sitting left to right: Illario Forster (Media), Rod Manoni (Captain), Hal Bell, Armand Iziary, Christian Dressel (Forwards), Jackson Eaks (Midfielder), Byron Paskell (Back), Mi Rainford Jr (Goalkeeper)

Forster: OK, ladies and gents, fire away.

Journo 1: Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times. Hal, how was the singing?

Bell (eyes shining): That was amazing, wasn’t it? Simply phenomenal. I’m sure the crowd sung just as much to support me as put off Ascendancy but it totally restored my confidence. I feel great now as I did then.

Journo 2: Mallory Renaga, LSTV. How do you respond to post-match comments made by Gaian Ascendancy, and I quote, “It was not intention to insult, and simply a mistake of grammar. We however advise our opponents that a simple error that leads to a legal matter, shows the character of a nation to all”?

Manoni: That’s pretty harsh. They called us lame when were so totally not. Of course, were going to be pissed off. The legal suit was a bit of psychological gaming but nothing serious.

Rainford: I think a team who deflates while they still have a chance to win, shows the character of a nation to all.

Journo 2: So the rumours of a Gaian Ascendancy invasion led by your father, Mi, aren’t true?

Rainford: I sincerely hope not. That’s really going too far.

Eaks: People have really gotten behind us, haven’t they? We’ve played two games, are now lauded as national heroes and people are willing to rewrite songs for us and go to war. Crazy.

Journo 3: Cody Pickles, Soccer Monthly. Now that you’ve clocked the Ascendancy, who’s your biggest rivals?

Dressel: I would say were probably going to meet Ascendancy again in the quarters or semis. I’m worried about that.

Iziary: No, no, no. Well have to face a Group C team first and we all know that’s the toughest group. Damn, we could face Anaquistan, Naglegrad or Switjz. I figure if were crowned regional champions, there’s no reason why we can’t win the tournament.

Journo 3: So if you guys are eliminated, who do you think will win?

Manoni: Naglegrad: inexperienced but hungry.

Bell: Naglegrad.

Iziary: Chicanada, pehaps?

Dressel: Naglegrad.

Eaks: Same, although I hope it’s Anarquistan. Our team has a sweepstakes competition going on that very question.

Paskell: Whoever beats us.

Rainford: The Ascendancy. That Ian Andersen can thump a ball.

Journo 4: Neva Jardin, Soccer & Babes Magazine. Rod, changes for the next match?

Manoni: Paskell’s out (Paskell looks ashamed) because of the penalty. Son Defino will be in. Otherwise, I think the team will remain the same.

Journo 4: So Paskell’s being punished?

Paskell: Yeah, I made a big mistake and now it’s going to cost me field time. I wont be doing it again…unless the refs not looking.

Forster: OK, I think that’s all we have time for. Thanks for coming.

Presenter: OK, so how was that, viewers? Great game, no? We’ve got football/soccer expert, Chavi Elphinstone, in to give us a rundown on how she thinks the remainder of the group stages will go.

Elphinstone: Up on screen, here’s my rundown:
Group A---------------
[1] Bryn Shander 3 1 0 10
[2] Oliverry 3 1 1 7
3- Funny Looking Islands 1 2 1 5
4- Murflonia 1 1 2 4
5- Gilgrado 0 1 4 1

Matchday 4
Funny Looking Islands draw Bryn Shander
Murflonia def Gilgrado

Matchday 5
Oliverry def Gilgrado
Bryn Shander def Murflonia


Group B-------------- W D L P
[1] Chicanada 4 0 0 12
[2] Allanea 3 0 1 9
3- Moleland 2 0 2 6
4- Pubiconia 0 1 3 1
5- Rittarstan 0 1 3 1

Matchday 4
Rittarstan draw Pubiconia
Allanea def Moleland

Matchday 5
Chicanada def Allanea
Moleland def Pubiconia


Group C--------------
Pos Team W D L Po
[1] Naglegrad 3 1 0 10
[2] Anarquistan 3 0 1 9
3 Sjwitz 2 1 1 7
4 Sonaron 1 0 3 3
5 Krazie 0 0 4 0

Matchday 4
Sjwitz def Krazie
Naglegrad def Sonaron

Matchday 5
Anarquistan def Sonaron
Naglegrad def Krazie


Group D--------------
Pos Team W D L Po
[1] Liamist States 4 0 0 12
[2] Gaian Ascendancy 3 0 1 9
3 Dannieljoh 1 1 2 4
4 Krakatou 1 0 2 3
5 Nifty nick 0 1 3 1

Matchday 4
Liamist States def Nifty nick
Gaian Ascendancy def Krakatou

Matchday 5
Gaian Ascendancy def Danieljoh
Liamist States def Krakatou


If only we had some indication of how the quarters and semis are to be structured, in terms of which position will be playing which, then we could go further.

Presenter: So any tips for who’s going to win?

Elphinstone: Liamist States, of course (smiles).

Pride MD4 Roster to include Sandra Carter

In an unexpected move, Coach Raizor released the updated starting roster for matchday four in tonight's pre-game press conference. Of note is the return of star midfielder Sandra Carter. In a prepared statement, Coach Raizor said, "While Thomas will still be suspended for the duration of the qualifying, Sandra's ankle has healed and she has been cleared by team doctors to play. We will play a 4-3-3 for the balance of qualifying, with Johann Robertson starting as the third and middle striker. His performance against Krazie was exemplary, and Johann has earned this spot."

Several outside observers were shocked by the announcement that Carter would, in fact, play. Rumors had been swirling for weeks that her ankle injury might be serious enough to keep her sidelined until the World Cup itself. Pride practices have been closed to the media throughout their time in South Osettia, although sources close to the team report that Carter is "100% healthy". It remains to be seen if her presence in the middle will provide a boost to the team, especially after Roger Arzlen's fine performance filling in.

In related news, pre-game lines at the local sports books seemed to indicate that Naglegrad and Anarquistan were both favored over the Pride. It is uncertain at this time what effect, if any, the news of Sandra Carter's return to the lineup will have on the lines. Coach Raizor refused to comment on the issue, and the players seemed to be following a team mandate as none would give comment.

Starting lineup for MD4:

Robinson

Douglas Farlen Reliford Porter

Bram Carter, S Salven

Engel Robertson Saton

GUNN Sports Desk: ~ The team has refrained comment of words said during the Liamist States news confrence, instead concentrating on the match tomorrow against Krakatou.

The only activity seen since the match earlier today, has been practice by the team with drills similar to what they experienced already, with apparent emphasis on psychological aspects. At one point, the team practiced on a practice field with the very same songs of the match they lost, played at very high volume.

At this hour, the team is resting and no one is available for comment.

GUNN News Desk: ~ The Ascendancy however has confirmed that Excellency Aleaic has contacted the Liamist States authority to attempt to smooth out the rough situation that seems to have occured between their two nations due to the talk during the press confrences.

Also, word has been confirmed that the Tau Exellency Galaxy will be fully activated, giving the Tourman yet another military force to protect the Ascendancy.

And last, this statement was released from the Foregin Advisory.

*Shot of Lady Seto and Lady Peorth behind her.*

"We regret that events of a peaceful matter have inferred ideas of conflict. We however will say this about any idea of an invasion.

The Ascendancy may be twenty years old, however nothing in that twenty years has shown us as a nation that will invade in such a matter. We simply will say this. We do not invade.

..but we are well prepared to defend against the same with every advanced ability at our disposal. We also would prefer a peaceful result to all this, and thereby appologize simply and outright to 'any' words past, present and future, of any regard that is constituted in an antagonistic manner.

..we will not seek war, but will show our national team as one that plays for the sport of the game, and not for overridding national pride. We hope this will be reciprocated by 'all' nations whereever they may be."

Meanwhile, the Ascendancy is anticipating a good match and hopes for something new to cheer for.

Islanders ready to do battle

The Funny Looking Island players went through an intense training session today ahead of there must win game against a very strong Bryn Shander side. The Islanders are expected to play a 3-5-2 formation now with Irish playing up front with Johns. Zackers is expected to play behind the front two and many believe that the fate of the team lays on if he can perform on the day. Goalkeeper Redman is expected to take the captains armband due to captain Greg Simons being ruled out of the rest of the competition with a broken leg. He will be missed as he and Zackers had formed a formidable team in midfield.
Head Coach, John Burgandy believes his side have the ability to overcome Bryn Shander and, if the Oliverry game goes there way, qualify past the group stages. Burgandy also said that Zackers is important as he described him as being "the key to unlocking the Bryn Shander defence". Burgandy also declared that "the game will most likely be a high tempo game, as both sides will be looking for a good result".
This one promises to be a good one and you'd be a fool to miss it. Kickoff 3.00pm.

South Osettia Region

Matchday Four Scores

Group C::

Sjwitz [3]-[1] Krazie
Naglegrad [4]-[3] Sonaron


Group D ::

Nifty nick [0]-[5] Liamist States
Krakatou [1]-[2] Gaian Ascendancy

Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
-----------------------------------
1. Naglegrad 3 2 1 0 10 7 +3 7
2. Sjwitz 4 2 1 1 8 6 +2 7
-----------------------------------
3. Anarquistan 3 2 0 1 7 5 +2 6
4. Sonaron 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 3
5. Krazie 3 0 0 3 4 10 -6 0


Group D

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
-----------------------------------------
1. Liamist States 3 3 0 0 10 1 +9 9
2. Gaian Ascendancy 3 2 0 1 7 3 +4 6
-----------------------------------------
3. Dannieljoh 3 1 1 1 4 6 -2 4
4. Krakatou 3 1 0 2 5 6 -1 3
5. Nifty nick 4 0 1 3 2 12 -10 1

Those teams in gray have been eliminated, but will still complete the group stage. Those teams in red have qualified for the knockout stages, but will still complete the group stage.

Just for Liamist States:

QF1: Winner Group A vs. Runner-Up Group B
QF2: Winner Group B vs. Runner-Up Group A
QF3: Winner Group C vs. Runner-Up Group D
QF4: Winner Group D vs. Runner-Up Group C

SF1: Winner QF1 vs. Winner QF2
SF2: Winner QF3 vs. Winner QF4

Final: Winner SF1 vs. Winner SF2

(There might be a 3PPO too: Loser SF1 vs. Loser SF2)

OOC!


Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
-----------------------------------
1. Naglegrad 3 2 1 0 10 7 +3 7
2. Sjwitz 4 2 1 1 8 6 +2 7
-----------------------------------
3. Anarquistan 3 2 0 1 7 5 +2 6
4. Sonaron 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 3
5. Krazie 3 0 0 3 4 10 -6 0

Sorry if I missed it, but when teams are tied in points, as will be the case in group C if Naglegrad loses and/or Anarquistan draws. What will be the deciders? GD and number of goals scored? Or first the result between both teams?

Goal Difference
Goals Scored
Aggregate Points
Play-off

But honestly, how likely is the above scenario?

OOC!

Naglegrad will win, that seems sure, but Sonaron has proven to be quite a good competitor so I could see them win or draw against Anarquistan...

Any more questions, TG either myself of Vilita - keep the thread free of OOC posts if at all possible.

(Sorry)

Rumours are saying that Sjwitz star striker Roman Bingk may be on the verge of moving to Cockbill Street's Jotneheim Mountains Aargrogah Football Club. Neither Roman, his current club Deportivo Salst-Gungen or the chairman of the Jotneheim Mountains Aargrogah Football Club have confirmed this transfer so far.

Countdown to the game

Funny Looking Islands fans have begun to take over the streets and bars around the Lirai Asku Stadium in Vilita ahead of the Islanders biggest game of the group stages, the must win game against Bryn Shander. The streets have been flooded with a sea of lime green jerseys for hours now. As the game is a sell-out even those who couldn't get hold of a ticket have turned up in force to try and salage tickets around the stadium or at least to root on the team from many of the surrounding bars and clubs which appear to be cashing in on the event by showing the game on big screens. Expect this party to go into the early hours if the team can pull off a major upset.

meanwhile, outside the National View Stadium

'This is Steve MaKingtosh, reporting to you live outside the National View Stadium. This is crucial game for Mole City. It is about to start in a few minutes, and the excitement is mounting. The Mole Supporters have turned out in force, and fill just over half the seats. In fact, if they were allowed to, there would be enough supporters to fill the entire stadium.
I'm joined by one of the unlucky ones, who is forced to watch this game on the screens erected outside the stadium. What's it like being forced to watch it on the screens? '

'Gut renching Steve. I have been wanting to see this game all week. This is the contest for second in this group. I would love to be cheering on the lads in person, but, the screens will have to do.'

'Any thoughts on the score?'

'3-0 Mole City. The opposition have no chance.'

'Thank you. Well, Kick off is moments away. Join me again when the match has finished. It is do or die here really for Mole city... NPS, outside the National View Stadium.'

OOC: I just wanted it cleared up. The structure makes sense. Thank South Osettia, Marmadukes. "Thhaannkkk yooouuu, Sooouuutttthhh Oseetttiiiaa."

Nifty Nick Nailed!
Marmadukes Win 5 Goal Whitewash
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

The penultimate match of the group stages of the Baptism of Fire for our beloved Marmadukes was about to take place. Gori Ring, once again, as it was yesterday and will be tomorrow. The team disembarked the bus and not a single white face to be seen. To the contrary, everyone looked normal, even jovial for some of the members of the forward line. The Liamist States had shown up feeling pretty good with themselves and looking confident. Nifty nick was yet to win a game and so the Marmadukes did not expect to be challenged, which, of course, they weren’t. Winning this game would put the Liamist States through to the knockout phase, regardless of tomorrow’s result. Losing this game for Nifty nick would see them with no chance of progressing, so a lot was on the line for both teams. More Marmaduke fans had arrived overnight; their numbers were growing by the day. No pre-game song today, perhaps because Hal Bell was back to his old self. Kick-off and we were off.

It was simply one way traffic for the entire first half. Nifty nick managed to fire off three shots, one of which was on target but excessively slow and no problem for Mi Rainford Jr who spent most of the half cleaning his nails and doing his hair, much to what must’ve been the embarrassment of Nifty nick’s fans.

The first of five goals for the Marmadukes came in the minute after minute sixteen: minute seventeen. Captain, Rod Manoni, was brought down just outside of the box. It was a fairly simple task for him to swing the free kick around the lack lustre wall set up by Nifty nick and into the goals, what seemed like an eternity before the goalkeeper responded. Nifty nick just weren’t paying attention and did not seem to care. The crowd could sense a bloodbath was imminent.

Twenty-eighth minute: Bell makes a break through the back line. Iziary follows. Bell taps across to Iziary as a Nifty defender rushes him, Iziary continues ahead and passes back to Bell as Armand comes to face a different Nifty back. Bell finds himself in open space and pulls the proverbial trigger. The ball sails into the top left corner and its a goal!

Twenty-ninth minute: Nifty nick makes a poor attempt at kick-off and the ball is quickly stolen by Christian Dressel. The right forward took on the entire Nifty nick team. He ran to every player, even when it seemed like they weren’t between him and the goal. He took them on and beat them all. When he reached the top of the penalty box, Dressel flicked the ball up to himself, headed it forward and slammed the ball home in a volley. The goalkeeper was slow and, surprisingly, unprepared. Liamist States led 3-0 and that was the score at halftime. The Liamist forward line withdrew to their own half and waited until the break.

Overconfident wouldn’t quite describe the Marmadukes attitude as they came back out onto the pitch for the second half. Dead-eyed would accurately describe the Nifty nicks. The fans were, much as I was, fairly bored with the progress of this match. Sure, it was great to see a good routing but Nifty nick didn’t even seem like they wanted to play, much less compete in a football match against the Marmadukes. So it was no surprise that when Iziary scissor kicked at a forty-second minute Eaks’ set-piece corner that the ball went into the back of the net.

The Marmadukes looked to have it sown up. So much so, that team just took the ball into their own half and appeared to do training drills. Nifty nick didn’t even bother trying to go for the ball, most of the team just staring, not blinking, at the Liamists. Go figure. Needless to say, the crowd was bored after five minutes, irritated after fifteen and downright infuriated at thirty. To prevent a riot breaking out, Bell took the ball at the seventy-eighth minute and ran it down from his own goal to the opposing end and tapped the ball past a keeper who did nothing to stop him. The referee blew the whistle a little early, probably just to end this forsaken excuse for a football match. Five goals to the Marmadukes in a thoroughly boring affair. Just three games and already the team are acting as if they are Vilitan. It’s not really their fault, especially when you play against a team of zombies. Hopefully, the knockout phase will provide some more thrills, as the Marmadukes have now officially qualified. The wait is now on to see who they will play from Group C, widely regarded as the toughest group of the tournament.

Vilitan Region :: Matchday 4 Scores





Funny Looking Islands [3]-[2] Bryn Shander
Murflonia [1]-[1] Gilgrado


Rittarstan [1]-[1] Pubiconia
Moleland [3]-[2] Allanea


Group A---------- -
[1] Funny Looking Islands 4 2 1 1 6-6 7
[2] Bryn Shander 3 2 0 1 7-5 6
3- Oliverry 3 1 1 1 4-4 4
4- Gilgrado 3 0 2 1 3-4 2
5- Murflonia 3 0 2 1 3-4 2
-
Group B--------------
[1] Chicanada 3 3 0 0 9-2 9
[2] Allanea 3 2 0 1 8-3 6
3- Moleland 3 2 0 1 9-5 6
4- Pubiconia 3 0 1 2 1-8 1
5- Rittarstan 4 0 1 3 4-13 1


Teams in Slate Gray have been eliminated, but will play as schedule on Matchday 5.

Situations :: Group A

Oliverry Must Defeat Murflonia to advance.

If Oliverry Does not Win, or Bryn Shander Loses, Funny Looking Islands Advance.

Bryn Shander Advances with a Win or Draw, Or an Oliverry Loss/Draw

Situations :: Group B

Chicanada advances with a Win or Draw, Or if Moleland fail to win and make up +3 goaldifferential should Chicanada Lose*.

Allanea advances with a Win*, A draw & a Moleland Loss, or a Moleland loss that is equal to or exceeding the difference of Allanea's loss

Moleland advances with a Win or Draw and an Allanea Loss, Or a Win and an Allanea Draw, Or, A Very Large Win and an Allanea Loss that sees Moleland finish with a greater goal differential than Allanea or Chicanada*

*Should Allanea win 1-0, and Moleland win by greater than 1 goal, There will be extra time in the Allanea-Chicanada match and penalties if needed to determine who advances. This is a new idea, and "In Character", the Moleland match will take place prior to the Allanea-Chicanada match to make this possible

OOC: Thanks for the confedence guys, but nothings certin yet. Soccer being a game of too halves and such other nonsense. I loose by a goal and Anarquistan draw and there's going to be a problem...pistols at dawn anyone? :mp5:
Now back to your (rather ir)regular programing


Sonaron and Naglegrad in 7 goal thriller!

A brave Sonaron team were eleminated from the BoF cup last night after going down by a last gasp winner by Naglegrad striker Kovac Derasken. Naglegrads defence had collapsed early on in the game and keeper Konstantine Korantian was constantly under fire from the three man Sonaron forward line as it wove circles around the defence. Two early goals from Robertson and Saton saw the small detacement of Naglegrad fans who arrived yesterday taunting their midfield. Kovac Derasken sturck on the 35th minute to bring Naglegrad back into the game but it all looked to be over when Engel took a well timed pass from midfielder Sandra Carter to drive it to the back of the net.

The second half was a stop start affair, with bottles constantly being throw at members of the Naglegrad defence by their supporters and Vassili Siderenko being hit by one at one stage. The team played with alot less motivation then in the first half, but again Vassili Denisov struck for a goal shortly after being brought on for out of form stiker Harold Hersfelt. Wurd Basconavic tried to bring some order to the defence after being brought on for Karrazov De Vestig and the defence remained prety solid in the closeing 20 minutes. Into the 77th minute Zolton Valtyvic took advantage of a sudden back pass from Douglas that Sonaron keeper Robinson hadn't been expecting to pounce and go 1 on 1 and slot the ball neetly past him to bring the Naglegrad back into the game.

The game looked to be edgeing towards another draw for Naglegrad. The tiard Sonaron defence who had worked so hard through out the 88 minutes played were caught off gaurd by a high ball snet in from Karl Mar Xs who found a place in the team due to Denisov Denisovs injury. The ball landed neetly in front of Kovac Derasken who belted the ball at the Sonaron goal, hitting the underside of the cross bar and secureing the late win which Naglegrad didn't really deserve. While the hard to please fans went in to a frenzy, the teams hugh staff of coachs were less impressed. Afterwards player manager and team captian Sergi Russlavich said "The defence was a discrace. We were ripped apart in the first half and had to work very hard to come back in the second half. It could have all gone terribly wrong and spelt the end of our stay here" State Coach Kutzer said that the team only managed to hold on after Wurd Basconavic took comand of the defence and could well have worked his way into the starting line up for tomorow. "Tomorows match is vital, we need a draw at very least to secure a place in the knock out rounds" Kutzer commented. He also said that it was a rather bitter sweet victory as it eliminated the Sonaron team who he said "had turned around so well after match day 1 and had put in a match winning performance, but it all went against them in the end. Ah well, it had to be one of us"

Naglegrads weak performance has effected the bookies predictions only slightly. While almost assured of qualification, they wouldn't become the first ever team to fall at the last hurdle. Naglegrad will now face Krazie in their last group match. While Krazie have been eliminated, with 3 losses from 3 games, Kutser was quick to point out "sometimes the teams who have nothing to play for but pride pull off some surprises. Going into this match we would have been confident of defeating Krazie tomorow, but the team has taken a bit of a blow from todays match"

And for you maths buffs out there, a 1 goal loss by Naglegrad and a draw by Anarquistan in their last match will see a three way tie with them and Sjwitz for top spot! While Naglegrad fans are hopeing that won't happen the confedence of the team looks to have been hit bad, and it now looks like anything could happen on match day 5. Game on!

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Pre-Game Analysis: Win And Your In

Morata Valley, Vilita:
Sure, most experts expect victory, but even Chicanada is cautious about it.

"It's easier to just say we need to win. A tie is fine and should be enough to get us in, but a win will definitly get us in." National Coach Jesnui Viladetta said in a phone interview with the Chicanada Press League. "Should we lose, Moleland would have to make up 3 goals on us to move ahead of us, which we don't quite get since we beat them already and that should be enough to get us at least the second slot. But, we're playing by international rules and we'll have to face things slightly different than in Champions League Play."

Most Chicanadan don't understand that either, as 62% (of 1100 residents) in a recent CNA poll said Chicanada should be already qualified with Moleland's loss. But the nation as a whole could care less about them winning or loosing, as 3 wins in match play has already given hopes for some success in WC XXI. Of course now the people also want a BoF victory to go with it.

One person even thinks Chicanada might be the team to beat...should their loose. Liamist States player Armand Iziary said in response to a question concering who they think will win if their team is knocked out "Chicanada, pehaps?". Most experts (even inside the Chicanada Sports Federation) think the team to beat is Naglegrad, but Viladetta is focused on one thing: the game against Allanea.

"We haven't moved on just yet, so there is no reason to be thinking farther ahead than Allanea and I know the players are only focused on that match."

The Kodiaks final game will see them hosting Allanea at the National View Stadium in Morata Valley on Thursday. As expected, all major viewing venues will be open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 930 CST as the Moleland/Publiconia match has been moved up to 0545 CST. Both matches will be broadcast nationally on Canal4. The team plans a full press conference after the game, regardless of qualifying.

Bryn Shander shot down in close game

Earlier today, Funny Looking Islands defeated Bryn Shander in a close 3-2 victory. Now Bryn Shander must defeat Murflonia on MD5, or Oliverry must lose to Gilgrado, in order for them to advance. Although Bryn Shander's winning streak ended today, the team is still strong and there are high hopes for the next match.

Today's match started slowly, with the defenses of the two teams all but halting any advancement early on. However, 42 minutes in, number 13 Hayato Musashi scored the team's first goal of the match. Twenty minutes later, number 99 Homard Prinny followed up with the team's second goal.

Coach Miyamoto could not be reached for comments.

THE ANARQUISTAN SPORTS GAZZETE
DAY OFF FROM BOF TO ANARQUISTAN TEAM
Ts'khinvali,South Osettia
Today was day off for Anarquistan.From the city of Ts'khinvali,where the team is since the second match.This proved to be a talisman for the team has they won both match,after the lost against Naglegrad in Ashtarak.
After lunch the players sit on front of the TV,has no one was allowed to went to the satdium for a full relaxation day.A perfect result would be for Sjwitz to loose and Naglegrad to draw,but nothing of that happened.Everibody was happy untill the 88th minute,when Naglegrad complete the comeback,making the mathematics a little bit harder.Sjwitz won,finishing the group phase with 7 points.
This brings the mathematics to the game.A win or a draw with goals will put Anarquistan directly into the next stage,in front of sjwitz.A goaless draw will make things a bit more complicated,because in that scenary Naglegrad will have to loose for a difference os 2 or more goals.In case os Sonaron beats Anarquistan,our national team will be out of the competition.

Anarquistan's Coach and captain in the press conference:
"We will play against a good team,that was a very unlucky in they're last game.They had the win in the hand,and let it get away,and I think they wont make the same mistake twice.We will play for a win,so we only depend on us,and other result is not good to us.Of corse we're aware that a draw with goals would be almost as good as a win,but we want to fight for a first place too"

Anarquistan striker di gallo:
"The team spirit is great,and we're glad for this day off.That allows some player to recupare from some fatigue,and we'll play against Sonaron with one more day of resting"

In fact the Left Winger Peter Recht is good to play tomorrow,and should part of the first eleven,moving the young Juliano back to the middle and leaving Phillippe on the bench.André Ferreira should keep the same strategy
Our prediction for the 11 that will play Against Sonaron tomorrow:

1-André Ferreira (GoalKeeper)

2-London(Right Back)
4-Jorge Silva (Center Back)
5-Ricalle(Center Back)
3-Roberto Leandro(Left Back)

6-Van der Lock(Center Defensive Miedfeilder)
7-Recht(Left Winger)
21-Claudio(Right Winger)
17-Juliano Rodrigo(Central Miedfeilder)
10-Estrela(Playmaker)

8-di Gallo(Striker)

As the team trained in the car park, SGE Nagle I sat in the third floor apartment with his left hand on the "ornate, 18th century wooden" rectanguler box on the table beside him, which contained the dueling pistols he had asked Droshenko to send him after the 4-3 victory over Sonaron, in case "the Bismarkian nightmare" came true, a goal defeat and an Anarquistan draw. "Wait, no, that's not the Bismarkian nightmare, that has something to do with claws and...."

"Perhaps if we strengened the defence there would be no need for the gu...." came the woice from the shadows

"BBBBBWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" BOOM!
NSS and NSB agents loved the dark. Most of them had been scouted at regional "hide and seek" championships and were trained in the ways of stelth and cunning. Stanaslov didn't get to finish his sentence. The shock frighten Nagle backwards off His chair, knocking the "ornate 18th century wooden" box forward. The box hit the ground and the guns discharged, one bullet blowing out the side of the box and lodgeing itself in the ground, one missing Stanaslov by a matter of millimeters and blowing out the window, the third hitting a Vodka bottle which was full of oil that had been leaking out of Lord Paul, shattering the bottle and covering Stanaslov and the two gaurds who stood inside the door with oil. The two gaurds, dripping oil, picked the convulseing Nagle off the floor into a standing position and retook positions on either side of the door. Stanaslov didn't move even though in the leather jacket he looked like someone who was into very kinky and scary games due to the oil.
"STOP...DO...ING....THAT...!!!! Nagle said, retakeing his chair

"Yes Sir, sorry Sir" Stanaslov said in the same unemotional voice he always spoke with, even though he had almost been shot!

"Dam it Stanaslov, you destroyed the box, do you know how valuable that was? It was an ornate, 18th century wooden dueling pistol box dam it" Said Nagle looking down at the smoldering hulk on the ground with three discharged pistols next to it.

"Acctualy Sir that was a cardboard shoebox. You had the proper box put in a vault for it's safety Sir"

"But it said "18th Century" on it?"

"Yes Sir, you wrote that on it with a felt tip marker. There's no "s" in century Sir. Also Sir, I don't think they had dueling pistols in the 1700s, research says it's most likely late 19th century Sir"

"Ah, yes, I knew that..." Nagle said, remembering now. "...But as you can see, I knew this would happen. I have Prescience. Aha, that's what you get for being trained by the Bene Gesserit Stanaslov!"

"...Of course Sir..." said Stanaslov looking down at the "Heretics of Dune" novel that had also fallen off of the table "...as I was saying Sir, perhaps if we strengthen the defence you won't have to suggest a duel to break the tie Sir"

"Winning the match Stanaslov....my Bob, why didn't I think of that! Your a genius!!! Yes...the defence...we haven't tried that Sherman Drovastan yet, have we?"

Behind the shades Stanaslovs eyes widened "There is no one by that name on the team Sir, I have never heard of anyone by that name...SIR..."

"Of course there is, he...oh...OH...yes, my mistake, no, we never had a player by that name, no, never"

"No Sir, never"

"Yes, never...moveing along quickly, that leaves us with...one sub defender. Colonel Basconavic. Where did he serve Bashar?"

"The northern sector of The Wall Sir, during the second Tommyist offencive..." Stanaslov spat on the ground as did the other two gaurds at the mention of Naglegrads mortal and rather whiney enemies "...injured twice Sir, 16 confirmed kills. Excellent solider Sir, and after his last half proformance I belive he should start the game tomorow Sir. Lt. Von Hohenzolt had a rather weak game, I suggested he sit the match out Sir."

"...Yes...ah...yes, my thoughts exactly, yes...just about to suggest that...yes...What about Korantian? He's good, he's strong, he served under me at The East Wall...during...during...." A far off gaze appeared on His face as He remembered the shells strikeing the ancient Scorcion buildings, throwing dust and morter around Him and his battalion, shells decimating whole Legions before they saw battle. He could see it in their eyes, "Ha, He can't manage a soccer team to save His life" but many of them owed their lives to Him! It had been His idea to send the parachute battalion in behind the Tommyist front line. Hugh losses yes, but it crippled them. Withen three days Nagle and a host of the most evil NSS, NSB, and the top secreat DTI agents found themselves face to face with the inbread hoard that made up the insane religious government to hammer out a treaty. Nagle had to relenquish his claim as Kaiser Nagle Heins Reim I and the whole empire splintered, 9 more "countries" poping up and driveing back the war weary forces loyal to Nagle. It was thinking of the DTI that bought Nagle back to the real world. "Poor Stanaslov, thinks he's the head of the secret service, and there's another teer above him hardly anyone knows about! perhaps one day he would make a DTI..." He thought

"Perhaps Vasron should start Bahar"

"Wise choice Sir. D. Denisov will still be out for tomorows game Sir, shall we leave Kar Mar Xs in his place?"

"Yes...I am thinking of the forward line...Hersfelt is not playing up to scratch...Yes, start Vassili Denisov. Has he fixed Lord Paul yet?"

"...He's currently trying to figure out where all the oil is comeing from Sir. The plans and the operation files show that no oil was acctually put in..."

"...Right...will he work without it?"

"Capt. Denisov dosn't see why he shouldn't"

"...Right...anyway, to the carpa...to training HQ, we shall infrom the team of the changes, get Capt. Denisov to take some..." takeing the slip of paper with soccer jargon on it from his inside jacket pocket "...shots on Col. Vasron" Nagle got up and walked to the door. The two gaurds saluted and one opened the door. Stanaslov was walking ahead of Nagle but stoped, turned and said into the shadows

"Comeing Comandant Heitz?"

Nagle watched in shock as Comandant Heitz appeared out of the shadows, the last of the oil being wiped from his face with a handkierchif, head bowed trying to hide the angry grimice on his face. "Ha, trying to out wit a NSB Bashar! Perhaps Comandant Heitz is more of a fool then he makes out to be" SGE Nagle thought to himself.

"We will be keeping a close eye on the good Comandant" Bashar Stanaslov said to the SGE after Heitz had left the room. "I do not trust him either"

The two soliders left the room, but Nagle turned back to flick off the light switch. It was just a gesture, as the NSS and NSB had blown all the bulbs in the apartment when they arrived. And so, throwing the room from almost complete darkness to...well...almost complete darkness, Nagle wondered to Himself "What exactly is going on in that twisted mind I've helped create in Heitz?"

Team Roster for Match Day 5
Dorbon Vasron

Vassili Siderenko
Karrasov De Vestig
Wurd Basconavic
Jak Sak

Karman Smirnov
Sergi Russlavich (capt)
Karl Mar Xs

Kovac Derasken
Zolton Valtyvic
Vassili Denisov

South Osettia Region

Matchday Four Scores

Group C::

Sjwitz [3]-[1] Krazie
Naglegrad [4]-[3] Sonaron


Group D ::

Nifty nick [0]-[5] Liamist States
Krakatou [1]-[2] Gaian Ascendancy

Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
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1. Naglegrad 3 2 1 0 10 7 +3 7
2. Sjwitz 4 2 1 1 8 6 +2 7
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3. Anarquistan 3 2 0 1 7 5 +2 6
4. Sonaron 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 3
5. Krazie 3 0 0 3 4 10 -6 0


Group D

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
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1. Liamist States 3 3 0 0 10 1 +9 9
2. Gaian Ascendancy 3 2 0 1 7 3 +4 6
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3. Dannieljoh 3 1 1 1 4 6 -2 4
4. Krakatou 3 1 0 2 5 6 -1 3
5. Nifty nick 4 0 1 3 2 12 -10 1

Those teams in gray have been eliminated, but will still complete the group stage. Those teams in red have qualified for the knockout stages, but will still complete the group stage.

Just for Liamist States:

QF1: Winner Group A vs. Runner-Up Group B
QF2: Winner Group B vs. Runner-Up Group A
QF3: Winner Group C vs. Runner-Up Group D
QF4: Winner Group D vs. Runner-Up Group C

SF1: Winner QF1 vs. Winner QF2
SF2: Winner QF3 vs. Winner QF4

Final: Winner SF1 vs. Winner SF2

(There might be a 3PPO too: Loser SF1 vs. Loser SF2)

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GUNN Sports Desk: ~ This may have been the defining game so far of Gaian's team run in the tournament.

The game in essence was a reverse match of the one the Gaian's lost to Liamist States, as a still shaky Howe was unable to stop an early strike in the 6th minute, falling behind 1 - 0.

The Gaian team seemed unable to make up the remainder of the first half, and it seemed even to us here at the Sports Desk, that the team was lacking confidence.

However, reports are that during the intermission, something happened in the Gaian team's locker room, though what exactly has yet to be determined.

Whatever happened, in the Gaian team came back out face the Krakatou team, as if a switch had been thrown. from the first moment of the second half, the Gaian defenders seemed to regain their open confidence they exuberated coming into the tournament. Coach Kerensky also made a startling change.

They played a shifting 3-4-3 to a 3-3-4, to even a 3-2-5, constantly throughout the second half. And in fact they used this to keep attacking the ball, allowing Krakatou only five attempts the entire second half to get into the defenders zones. The rest of the time, the Gaians kept harassing and playing the ball all about the Krakatou side of the field, much of the time not even going after the net, but rather, if strategy can be guessed, was done to wear down the Krakatou team.

And in fact, for almost three quarters of the second half, they kept up this tactic, occasionally sending either Ian Andersen or Sean Masaki to make a strike. They even seemed to keep attacking the goalie directly, rather than the goal. They also seemed willing to make the Krakatou defenders come to them constantly, almost letting them intercept, to which the defender would kick it away, and a Gaian Midfielders would intercept and shoot the ball off in a general direction on the Krakatou side.

As mentioned the few times that the Krakatou team got through into the Gaian side, the Gaian defenders, apparently far more rested looking, would double team and shoot the ball off back to the opposing side.

Despite all this, the Gaian remained one down coming into the 76th minute. But somehow at this point, the Gaian team seemed far more confident.

It was at 76.34 minutes, why this was so. All of a sudden on a defending shot from a Krakatou defender, Gaian Midfielder Russel Issac suddenly shot in, intercepted the ball and suprised the tired Krakatou defenders by striking through them and with Sean Masaki screening two separate defenders on the left, Issac shot a beautiful shot at the half way into the outer goal box and hit it past the Krakatou goalie in a lightning strike.

You could feel the Gaian nation even from here erupt, both in Tbilisi Arena, and in the Homeworld. You could also feel the sudden shock and weariness of the Krakatou side.

In fact, the Gaian's took advantage of this combination to take the next face off, as Defender Julian Masaki intercepted and started a run by passing it to Eros Maine, and somehow, with terrific speed by both players, Maine shot it past two Krakatou defenders and with Ian Andersen in quick position, shot a wicked spinning side kick past the still stunned Krakatou goalie, all this at the 78th minute.

It was at this point that an apparent song broke out of the Gaian crowd from out of thin air.

Gaian underdogs going strong
Gaian underdogs going on
Belief is the honor power
honor to win, this is our hour
Gaian underdogs will keep going on!!

This kept chanting on with variations for the remainder of the match, as the Gaians kept pressing their own shock and awe on the Krakatou defenders and goalie. They also seemed to know not to need to attack anymore, other than keep the Krakatou team off balance. They already knew they won well before the final whistle blew.

Reports also indicate that after the match, as the Gaian team congratulated the Krakatou team for another great match, that chants of 'Liamist States, Liamist States' kept coming out from the Gaian crowd. Strangely, this was done with both the Gaian and Liamist flags being waved together. It's unknown what this meant, but it didn't seem to be an insult, but rather a sporting challenge.

After the match, coach Kerensky had this to say on the field to reporters.

"After everything we've heard today, it's been agreed by our team that we are the underdogs in this tournament, and if the world wants to treat us like such, then 'every' team we face from here on out better watch out for us.

Because we're going to prove with the match with Danieljoh tomorrow, that this team has found itself. And as you can hear by the crowd, we know who we want to face in the playoffs.

..but we 'also' have our eye on Group C, and we await whomever they send, with everything we got."

From standings and the sanctioned playoff round set up, that a match with Naglegrad, another very well rounded team in the tournament would be well anticipated. However, eye is also on Sjwitz considering the close standings there.

The team also has finally set up it's formal starting lineup for the remainder of the tournament, with a few choices that seem off to some of us here.

Keeper: (Home Guard)
GK: Kelse Howe

Defenders: (Shields)
RD: Lincon Dinor
LD: Julian Masaki
CD: Xan Tsgen

Midfielders: (Armor)
LM: Fasha Clark
RM: Eros Maine
CFM: Russel Issac
CRM: Pryde Tamara

Strikers: (Sword)
LF: Sean Masaki
RF: N`Buta Kerensky
CF: Ian Andersen

The team seems incredibly pumped up for the final match play with Danieljoh, but remain tightlipped about their strategy, which seems to have shifted into three separate game plans over the three matches so far. But the one thing that seems certain as of right now, is that the Gaian team is willing to take the game to their opponents, and are tempered by loss to have better cohesion. However, it’s still unknown of what made the team change their mindset considering the lackluster first half of the match today.

This seems to indicate some weakness in the Gaian psyche when behind, but this is the first time that the team has come from behind to win, and did it while wearing down their opponents, rather than simply quickly strike back. This seems to indicate a sudden patience to play the whole game through, rather than react. The sudden strike at the 76th minute in fact seemed calculated, when combined with the fatigued Krakatou defenders. Despite the Gaian attackers having been at it the whole period as well, it was the Midfielders that seemed to decide this one, as the tactic to allow the Krakatou defenders to come to them was focused more on the Gaian Forwards, and not the Midfielders.

When the Midfielders unleashed their surprise, aided by Ian Andersen’s suddenly even more proven skill, the match was decided even at 1 - 1.

The match with Danieljoh should be interesting to see, if the Gaians hold to a strategy, or continue to improvise on the field. Already Coach Kerensky has been seen talking her players into focusing on the next game, and not past that, which seems to show the Coach’s wisdom as well.

The Gaian homeworld meanwhile has regained their celebratory spirit, as impromptu parades with even more of the new Gaian fight son being chanted, even past the News Center here in Jurai`alheim. It’s definitely good too see spirits are strong in our nation.

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((OC- This is fun.. =^^= ))

Press Conference with Jesnui Viladetta, Chicanada National Football Coach
Morata Valley, Vilita

Chicanada Spokesperson: Thank you all for comming to this conference. Feel free to ask any questions you have to Coach Viladetta but remember this is only a 30 minute conference so we will need to go quickly.

*hands shoot up for questions. Spokesguy picks one*

Journalist 1: Baba Wawatana, Livingston Evening Press. Coach, how will your team prepare for the game against Allanea?

Viladetta: The same way we have prepped for every game. Basic drills, light weight training, scrimmages, that sort of thing.

Journalist 2: Tommy Sachmosen, Cana Herald. Will Jude Westington start?

Viladetta: Jude is still recovering from a abdomen pull and more than likely will only sub-in for the game.

Journalist 1: So, was Westington rested for both the strain as well as the two yellow cards?

Viladetta: Just for the pull. He had wanted to start the second game but after the yellow card was pulled we decided to pull him at the best opportuninty. The two yellows are definitly unfortunate but our decision to rest him for the third game had been decided during practice earlier in the day.

Journalist 3: Bunny DuMaire, ChiFooty. How impressed are you with Weston Kozten's 3 goal performance against Rittastan?

Viladetta: Having coached him at Cana University, I knew he had this type of game in him and I'll be scared to face against him and Bishop FC when we get back to Champions League play.

Journalist 4: Heddy Lamarr, InterCanton Press. Should Chicanada move on to the knockout rounds, who would you prefer facing in the Quaterfinals from Group A?

Viladetta: Wow. We haven't seen much of play from Group A yet but Bryn Shander looks extremely tough. Of course we have to play Allanea first but we will be honored to face anyone in the knockout rounds.

Journalist 4: If you were a betting man and couldn't bet on Chicanada, who would you say should be the favorite to win this whole thing.

Viladetta: Hands down Naglegrad has impressed me the most on highlight reels and looks great. I think the Liamist States will be a tough team, as well as Moleland from our group and anyone from Group A. I think, though, Naglegrad has to be considered the favorite.

Journalist 4: And if you could bet on Chicanada?

Viladetta: Then of course I'd say us! *laughter from the press*

Journalist 5: Suzani Livisteri, Easten Times. Do you play any major changes to the lineup of formation for this match comming up?

Viladetta: No, I like how the 4-4-2 scheme is set and all of the current lineup will stand pat. Jude and Loeb will more than likely rest this game out and, if we are fortunate to move on to the next round, start that match.

Chicanada Spokesperson: And that would be all we the time we have for questions. Please remember there will be a press conference tommorow at 5000 CST with Coach Viladetta, Captain Westington and others concering the BoF and other issues.

Liamist States Rules
Says Eaks
Press Conference

Sitting left to right: Illario Forster (Media), Hal Bell, Christian Dressel, Armand Iziary (Forwards), Rod Manoni (Captain), Jackson eaks (Midfield), Mi Rainford Jr (Goalkeeper)

Forster: Another game, another press conference. Shoot.

Journo 1: Neva Jardin, Soccer & Babes Magazine. The Vilitan results are through, and you guys are the only team confirmed for the knockout phase. How does this affect the team?

Eaks: I would just like to say: LIAMIST STATES RULES!

Rainford (eye roll): That makes us favourites doesn’t it? (Looks to Manoni)

Manoni: Yeah, it’s a definite boost.

Journo 1: Neva Jardin, Soccer & Babes Magazine. You are also the only team have one goal scored against you…

Rainford (interrupts): Same again. Although, I couldn’t do it all on my own. I’d like to thank the backline, Son Defino, Byron Paskell…

Manoni (interrupts and nods): A boost.

Bell: Like we need it.

Rainford (sarcastic gasp): Oh my Liam! When are you ever so arrogant?

Bell (calmly): About as often as I screw your ex-wife.

(Rainford shakes his head)

Journo 2: Cody Pickles, Soccer Monthly. Rod, your first goal of the tournament from a free kick. How's the boot?

Manoni: Clearly very good.

Journo 3: Ted Wehling, Liamist States times. Fairly boring game today, guys.

Iziary: It was. That’s why we started training in the second half. Save ourselves some energy for Krakatou.

Dressel: It’s also why were a little short of words. Some of those glassy eyed Knickers were scary.

Journo 3: Knickers?

Dressel: We nicknamed the Nifty nick team, the Knickers. Hope they don’t mind. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still standing out on the Gori Ring, staring at where we were.

Journo 3: How do you respond to allegations you are cocky?

Manoni: With a laugh. Ha! Of course, we're cocky. We’re Liamists. It’s in our blood.

Journo 4: Mallory Renaga, LSTV. When will we hear from Coach Spring?

Eaks: Never probably.

Journo 4: How are you planning on tackling Krakatou?

Manoni: Strong defence. Electric forward line. You know, the usual.

Journo 5: Julio Becraft, Triple N FM. A lot of teams are now making predictions. Chicanada and Naglegrad seem to be your biggest opposition at the moment. Would you agree with that?

Eaks: Yep.

Journo 5: How are you going to counteract that?

Bell: Scoring goals.

Rainford: Stopping theirs.

Manoni: Playing well.

Eaks: Some more "psychological" games.

Journo 3: Things all better with Gaian Ascendancy now?

Rainford: Yeah. They apologised. That’s enough for now. I doubt the invasion is going ahead (rolls eyes).

Forster: A short one today. These guys need to party some and then rest. Thanks for coming.

NPS Sports News, special report!
Moleland [3]-[2] Allanea

'A close match, but Mole city game away with thr crucial three points. Moleland now face already eliminated Pubiconia, who have lost all their games and conceeded 8 goals. An good win here will put Mole city through no matter the result of the game between group leaders, and unbeaten, Chicanada and Allanea. Now on to the highlights from the last game.'



12mins: Good Mole wins the ball in midfield. He lays it forward for Kick start Frog! He's clear in behind the defence, and onside! Just the keeper to beat! Goal for Mole City! They take an early lead.

27mins: Losts of pressure from Allanea now, and this is a good run, he's turned Money Mole, and now Running Mole... Just the keeper to beat! He nimbly side-steps the Keeper. Easy Chance! That's the equaliser for Allanea

33mins: Money Mole turned by the striker. He brings the ball into the area. He goes down... Save-it Mole clipped his heels on the way through! That's a penalty! Save-it Mole is in trouble here! The Ref reaches for his pocket... It's a yellow! That was lucky!

35mins: He runs up to take the penalty... Goal! He sends the keeper the wrong way to score! Allanea take the lead!

42mins: He brings it forward... He goes down! Money Mole tripped him! Yellow Card!

43mins:He takes the freekick... Fantastic save by Save-it Mole! He held onto the ball too!

48mins: Half time!

53mins: That's a bad tackle by Strong Mole. That's a poorly-timed two-footed challenge! Yellow card! Strong Mole was lucky there!

65mins: Good Mole goes in hard for the tackle... But takes the man instead of the ball! Good Mole could be in trouble here... Yellow card! Good Mole must be careful now.

77mins: Kick Start Frog is caught off side! He is annoyed and kicks the ball away in frustration! Yellow card!

81mins: Kick Start Frog is fouled... That's a freekick for Mole City! Shooter Mole takes the freekick quickly... Goal For Mole City! He struck that from 25 yards! Mole City have done it! It's all square now! So late in the game!
Kick Start frog is injured... But he's ok... He tries to run it off...

91mins: Kick Start frog flicks it on to Mega Striker frog. He tries to fire it from far out across the body of the keeper! It beats the Keeper... Goal For Mole City! Mole City retake the lead... So late in the game! Surely that's the winning Goal!

93mins: Full time!


'Well, nail-biting excitement there. Let's see what Steve makes of it, he is joined by Mr. Hover and Godd Mole once more.'

'Well, I wasn't that far off the scoreline. What a nail-biter that was. However, we are now left with an easy game, and a good win will put us through. Godd Mole, how was that for you!

'The alds were getting frustrated out there, especially when we went 2-1 down. Even I lost and got a silly yellow, but none of us were sent off. When we get the equaliser, we all seemed to be lifted, and our will carried the day!'

'Talking about the penalty. Any compliants?'

'Not at all. If anything, Save-it Mole is lucky not to be shown the red card for that. However, the team kept going, although the fouls was not the best way, but we stopped them playing their passing game. Eventually, we got the winning goals we deserved.'

'We saw Kick start Frog pick up a knock. Will he be playing in the next game?

'He will start, but if we get 3 goals, he will come off to be rested.'

'Now, I need to say I'm sorry to Mega striker frog. He was the hero of the Hour. He was in the right place, at the right time and scored the winner.'

'I knew he would score. Turned out to be crucial!'

'Thank you guests. Join us later, when Mole city take on Pubiconia. I predict a 5-1 win for Moel city in that game. This was steve, reporting for NPS news!'

Vilitan Region :: Matchday 5 Scores





Murflonia [2]-[1] Bryn Shander
Gilgrado [1]-[0] Oliverry


Moleland [1]-[3] Pubiconia
Allanea [0]-[3] Chicanada



Group A---------- -
[1] Funny Looking Islands 4 2 1 1 6-6 7
[2] Bryn Shander 4 2 0 2 8-7 6
3- Gilgrado 4 1 2 1 4-4 5
4- Murflonia 4 1 2 1 5-5 5
5- Oliverry 4 1 1 2 4-5 4
-
Group B-------------- -
[1] Chicanada 4 4 0 0 12-2 12
[2] Moleland 4 2 0 2 10-8 6
3- Allanea 4 2 0 2 8-6 6
4- Pubiconia 4 1 1 2 4-9 4
5- Rittarstan 4 0 1 3 4-13 1


Vilitan Regional Semi Finals (BoF QF)

Funny Looking Islands v. Moleland
Lirai Asku Castle, Yeaddin

Bryn Shander v. Chicanada
National View Stadium, Morata Valley

Funny Looking Islands to face MoleLand

The Colony of Funny Funny Looking Islands today topped group B due to bothe Bryn Shander and Oliverry being defeated. The Islands will now take on a Moleland side which finished second in group B, behind a strong Chicanada side, in the quater finals. The Funny Looking Islands victory in group B has come as a surprise to most pundits as a few days ago it looked as if the Islanders would not even qualify for the knock-out stages of the competition. Funny Looking Island pundits have now started to back the team to progress to the semi's.
Head Coach, John Burgandy, said he was delighted with how the group finished but has conceded that "a lot of it came down to luck as no-one expected both Oliverry and Bryn Shander to be defeated". It is without a doubt, a great start to the young managers(43) career on the international circuit, helping the natinal team to qualify past the group stages in the nations short football history. The game against Moleland promises to be a good one. Don't miss it!

South Osettia Region

Matchday Five Scores

Group C::

Sonaron [2]-[3] Anarquistan
Naglegrad [4]-[1] Krazie

Group D ::

Gaian Ascendancy [2]-[0] Danieljoh
Krakatou [0]-[3] Liamist States

Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
-----------------------------------
1. Naglegrad 4 3 1 0 14 8 +6 10
2. Anarquistan 4 3 0 1 10 7 +3 9
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3. Sjwitz 4 2 1 1 8 6 +2 7
4. Sonaron 4 1 0 3 8 10 -2 3
5. Krazie 4 0 0 4 5 14 -9 0


Group D

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
-----------------------------------------
1. Liamist States 4 4 0 0 13 1 +12 12
2. Gaian Ascendancy 4 3 0 1 9 3 +6 9
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3. Dannieljoh 4 1 1 2 4 8 -4 4
4. Krakatou 4 1 0 3 5 9 -4 3
5. Nifty nick 4 0 1 3 2 12 -10 1

South Osettia Regional Semi Finals (BoF QFs)

Naglegrad vs. Gaian Ascendancy (@ Ts'khinvali Stadium)
Liamist States vs. Anarquistan (@ Tblisi Arena)

Nps, Special report

Shock horror! Mole City lose! Moleland [1]-[3] Pubiconia! however, somehow we still qualify on goals forward! Amazing! Mole city qualify for the next round by the 1 goal scored in this match. Allanea [0]-[3] Chicanada was the full time score there. Let's see the match Highlights.

6mins:Good Mole Wins the ball in midfield. He plays it forward to Kikc Start frog. He shoots form some distance! That's a goal! Kick Start frog struck that from 25 yards out!

12mins:Pubiconia make a run into the box. He goes down! Money mole tripped him! He could be in trouble here. Money Mole was the last man! Red Card! Mole City are down to 10 players, and Pubiconia have a penalty!

13mins: Sub for Mole City. Crossing Caterpiller is coming off... Defender mole takes to the feild to replace him. He takes over central defence. The penalty is taken... Save-it Mole somehow parries it... Excellant save! It falls back to the striker! That's the equaliser for Pubiconia.

16mins: Pubiconia play the ball out the right wing. The man goes down... Strong Mole tripped him! Yellow card! Strong Mole must be careful now!

25mins: Pubiconia play the ball down centre. Defender Mole clatters the forward... Yellow card! The freekick is taken... Good save by Save-it Mole! He held the ball well!

38mins: Pubiconia keep the ball moving forwards down the right. He goes down... Moneybags Mole tripped him! Yellow Card! Moneybags Mole must be careful now!

39mins: The freekick is whipped into the box. Pubiconia get a head to it... Goal! Pubiconia take the lead over 10 man Mole City! Could a shock happen here?

48mins: Half time!

49mins: Pubiconia recieve the ball in midfield. He goes down! Good Mole tackled him... It didn't look like a foul... Yellow card! Good mole protests furiously. The ref calls him over... and lets him off with a warning.

65mins: Pubiconia play the ball down the centre. He goes down... Godd Mole tripped him! He's already been booked! The referee reaches for his pocket...It's yellow!That's his second yellow!Red card for the captain! Mole City are down to only 9 players!

66mins: Sub for Mole city. Kick Start frog, who has been fighting an injury all game, is coming off... and Power Mole replaces him. Power Mole moves into midfield. Mole City now have a 3-3-2 formation. Mole City look very defensive...

77mins: A good break here form Pubiconia... He finds himself in some space! He fires it in low... Goal for Pubiconia! Surely that settles it! No way back for 9 man Mole City now!

93mins: Full time.


'Well, Mole City lose after a poor display and 2 dismissals. Let's see what Steve makes of it.'

'Well, Good Mole has declined to join me today. Mr. Hover, what went wrong. It looked like a good start?'

'I know. We looked positive with an early goal. But, we got cocky, and when the red card came, which looked harsh, we were in trouble. The equaliser rattled our cage, and players tried to hard to get back into the game. Booking and foul followed every time we lost the ball. When Good Mole was sent off, I knew the game was lost. So I rested Kick Start Frog, not knowing whether we qualified or not.'

' Yes, the Moles are very lucky to go through. So, after those Red Cards and suspensions. What will your line up be for the next match?

' Well, the team will have to be this'


Mole City

Formation= 3-4-3

No. Position Name

1. GK Save-it Mole
2. LB Moneybags Mole
3. L/CD Defender Mole
4. RB Running Mole
5. L/CF Striker Mole
6. DM Crossing Caterpillar (C)
7. MC Power Mole
8. RM Booting Mole
9. LF Shooter Mole
10. RF Mega-Striker Frog
11. SC Kick-Start-Frog
Subs
12. GK Learner Mole
13. CD Money Mole (1 match)
14. AM Good Mole(2 matches)
15. R/CF Fire Mole
16. LM Strong Mole(1 match)

OOC:Yellow=Booked
red=Suspended (matches remaining shown)
IC:
'That's a very weak line-up. Going through is going to be hard. Especially because Striker Mole is being played out of position.'

'I have no option. That is team that has to play. We can beat Funny looking islands, because they finished very weak in their group. Although they one, I'm sure we can win.'

' Good luck. Join us for that Game tomorrow on NPS news.

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Chicanada Advances!

Morata Valley, Vilita:
Perfection.

The streets of Cana, Jaxx, Easten, Colombo and every majory and minor city were home to plenty of noise and celebration as Chicanada advanced to the Quarterfinals of the Baptism of Fire Cup with a very solid 3-0 pounding of Allanea

Chingling Erish started the game out right for Chicanada, taking a penalty kick just to the right of the goalkeep in the tenth minute to get Chicanada a 1-0 lead. The lead increased in the second half, as Weston Kozten and backup foreward Eroden Venlill each scored goals at the 50th and 55th minute. Coach Jesnui Viladetta did surprise some of the 15000 Koadiakheads by pulling some starters right after the 3-0 lead to allow for more playing time for his backups as preparation for their Quaterfinal match against Bryn Shander.

Coach Viladetta, Coach Osstende, Jude Westington, Weston Kozten, Samuel Kleriton, Jersey Openzender and Eroden Venlill will be speaking to the Chicanadan press at 6000 CST and will be carried live by all news outlets.

The Kodiaks play host for second place from Group A Bryn Shander at what is quickly becomming their home away from home, the National View Stadium in Morata Valley tommorrow. All major viewing venues will be open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 610 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on Canal4, CanaTV, Northern and Channel 7.

Allanea [0] [4] Chicanada

Erish (1) (10)
Kozten (3) (50)
Venlill (1) (55)

Krakatou Kracks!
Marmadukes Clean Sweep Group
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

Ah, smell the smell of badly cooked, greasy, bacteria crawling food. Make your way carefully over the not properly disposed of beer and Koola Kola cans. Get your ticket ripped by a gatekeeper. Walk through the tunnel and mosh your way to your seat. You’re at a Liamist States football match. The crowd is animated, rowdy, lively and supportive. The pitch is green and the goals square. The white paint is so fresh, the groundskeeper is still washing his paintbrush. Hear the thump of a football and watch it fly through the air, as the Marmadukes take the field. Feel the vibrating, bass-laden roar of the crowd as they spot their heroes.

Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes! Mar-ma-dukes!

The team that demoralised, crushed and destroyed the Knickers came out onto the field. Rainford Jr, Wiggen, Wanhywe, Defino, Cratic, Manoni, Abatiell, Eaks, Bell, Iziary and Dressel: all champions back home and here to put on their skills and showcase what Liamist football is all about. The crowd were stomping their feet in time with the rhythm of “Mar-ma-dukes!”. Adrenalin coursed through my veins. I could only imagine how it would be on the field. It was kick-off time.

Krakatou were up for a game. They could still qualify if they beat the Liamist States by at least five goals and if Gaian Ascendancy lost. Liamist States had nothing to play for and toyed with Krakatou for a while, letting them attack all they want. Bring it on, seemed to be the mentality, our defence needs a work out. The Liamist States forwards hung out at the top of their half, having a chat, waiting for either Krakatou to fall over or score. Neither happened. Rainford had broken the first sweat of the tournament and cleared the ball up to the forwards. It hit Armand Iziary in the head, causing him to hit the deck and Dressel to sweep in and run the ball up to the keeper, unopposed. Kraktou had throw their lot in with the Liamists’ end and Dressel strolled up, did a shimmy and a shake, put boot to ball and it sailed into the net. 34th minute: Marmadukes 1, Krakatou 0.

And it remained like that until the end of the half. Krakatou and the Marmaduke defence looking sweaty and tired. Bell, Iziary (despite a bit of a bruise) and Dressel looking fresh as daisies, which probably earned them some resentful grumbling in the locker-room. It looked pretty doubtful that Krakatou were going through, needing six goals now and an almost certainty to go the other way. To their credit, when they came back out, they didn’t stop throwing themselves at the Rainford and Marmaduke defence. An hour of the game had passed and it was all one way traffic: the Liamists playing with eight and Krakatou, a whole squad, bar the goalie. Despite all this, Krakatou could not, what must have been frustratingly, break through. The Marmadukes remained up by a goal.

Iziary took a run down to Rainford at the sixty-seventh minute, no doubt to inform him that the front line would be relieving them now. Not a minute too soon either. Rainford cleared the ball up to the front line and collapsed. Bell, Iziary and Dressel were playing quite tactical football. Toying with the defence, running them ragged. This defence were already tired from trying to break through the Marmaduke defence and now they had to face their attack, alone. With only the three strikers going forward, occasionally Manoni and Eaks would join them, against the Karaktou team, goals weren’t exactly forthcoming. Shots were frequent enough though. It would only be a matter of time before they broke through.

Sure enough, minute seventy-two rocks up and says, GOAL! A simple sideline chip from Dressel to Bell and he flicks it up and over his shoulder to Iziary who swings his leg in from the side and lands that sucker a strike so sweet, it would make Rod Manoni cry, although I don’t think he was watching at the time. No surprise that Iziary had scored, putting the Marmadukes up two to Krakatou’s nil.

Three minutes later, Bell was charged down in the box in one of the most blatant attacks seen in international football. Bell was fine and Kraktou were down to ten men, as if they needed that. The goalkeeper didn’t move and Bell's penalty rebounded off the crossbar. He quickly followed it up with a light tap into the bottom right corner. Another goal to finish off the game, three – nil.

The referee blew the whistle not fifteen minutes later and ended Krakatou’s participation in this tournament and began the next stage for the Liamist States. After four games, and four wins, a feat matched only by Chicanada, the Liamist States had scored more goals than any other team, thirteen, and had conceded less, one. Armand Iziary, alone, scored five of the Marmadukes' goals. I think they can go the whole way. If they can defeat Anarquistan. And Narglegrad. And Chicanada. If they can do that, they should have no problems.

Eaks Breaks
20 Year Old Cries
Press Conference

Sitting left to right: Illario Forster (Media), Hal Bell, Christian Dressel, Armand Iziary (Forwards), Rod Manoni (Captain), Jackson Eaks (Midfield), Mi Rainford Jr (Goalkeeper)

Forster: Last one for the group stage and we came through undefeated. I don’t think anyone predicted that. I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate our Marmadukes on such a fine performance so far.

(Light clapping)

Journo 1: Cod..

Eaks (interrupts): Yes, we know. Cody Pickles, Soccer Monthly. Get on with it.

Journo 1 (purses lips): OK. How’s the team now?

Manoni: Fine.

Bell: No injuries.

Rainford: Smoots did burn himself on toast yesterday. Those South Osettian toasters are damn good. I’m going to have to take one home.

Journo 2 (Wehling): Dudes…

Eaks: Brother (thumps chest). Keepin’ it Real Madrid.

Journo 2: Point taken. The defence was put under a lot of pressure today. Mi, can you run us through how the defence is sticking together?

Rainford: Pretty well. The boys did extremely well against a tough side today. Our fitness held up, which is a relief after all those drinks, drugs and hot dogs. The boys are really like a wall.

Journo 3 (Jardin): Armand, you’ve scored five goals and Hal’s only scored three. I believe a certain CDL United player made a bet he would be the teams top scorer by this stage and he’s not. So will you be eating your hat, Hal?

(Light laughter)

Bell: Got one?

(Journo 3 tosses a Soccer & Babes Magazine hat up to Bell)

Bell: Oh man, I’m gonna need some salt. Seriously, how about I just wear it?

Rainford: Don’t let him off with that! Make him eat it!

Bell: Bite me.

(Rainford bites Bell)

Rainford: See I do what people tell me, why don’t you? Or are you too good for us now?

Forster: Enough. Hal, don’t eat the hat. You may do yourself some damage.

(Rainford rolls eyes)

Journo 4 (Renaga): We’ve had a chat to our football experts and they predict you’ll be facing Anarquistan, Narglegrad and Chicanada, if you go all the way. How confident are you?

(Dead silence envelopes the room)

Eaks: You’re kidding… that’s our path?! Oh, *swear*!

Manoni: Excuse me…

(Manoni leaves press conference and we soon hear a disembodied “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” from Manoni’s area)

(Eaks starts to cry)

Rainford: Good work, Mallory. You made a twenty year old cry. He got his hopes all up and now look what you’ve done.

Bell: I think what the team is trying to say is, not very. We'll be lucky to make it to the grand final. On the upside, if we don’t, we should take third place.

Eaks (stops crying): Hey yeah! Third best rookies! Third best rookies! Third best rookies!

Rainford: Yeah repeat it some more. That helps. Look, boys, I don’t know about you but I wont settle for less than Osettian champs and if we go that far, dammit, we’re winning the whole *swear*ing lot, *swear* it. *Swear* those *swear*holes. We’ll kick ass good! Come on!

(Rainford high-fives Eaks)

Forster: And on that note, well leave it there. Thanks and we’ll see you after the quarters.

THE ANARQUISTAN GAZZETE
Streets of anarquistan crowded to celebrate quarter-final qualifying

Ts'khinvali Stadium,Ts'khinvali
The Final group match and decisive for anarquistan,in a very even group.The team knew that they have to score.A goaless draw would put our national team in trouble,has they had to wait for Naglegrad to loose.There was no surprise so that Anarquistan tryed to control the game from the very first minute,holding the miedfield.In the psycholoical field,the team was very happy to play at
Ts'khinvali Stadium,where they played two games and won them both.They also had now the support from the locals,with crowds of people gathring in front of the Hotel for an Autograph.

Sonaron,a team that despite knowing they'll be going home at the end of the match,played good football in past games,and had to play for they're honour.André Ferreira,the coach and captaind,presented the first eleven that we announced yesterday,putting the recovered Recht,moving the young Juliano to the midle and leaving Phillippe on the Bench:
1-André Ferreira (GoalKeeper)

2-London(Right Back)
4-Jorge Silva (Center Back)
5-Ricalle(Center Back)
3-Roberto Leandro(Left Back)

6-Van der Lock(Center Defensive Miedfeilder)
7-Recht(Left Winger)
21-Claudio(Right Winger)
17-Juliano Rodrigo(Central Miedfeilder)
10-Estrela(Playmaker)

8-di Gallo(Striker)

12' Juliano shoot's it from well outside the box for a great save to a corner.Corner taken By Roberto Leandro,for Ricalle to heads it wide

21' 1-0: Free Kick from Roberto Leandro,for the central back Ricalle to head it in

Anarquistan pulled back,since now have to let two in to get knocked out

28' London is outrunned by sonaron left winger,that brings the ball into the area,for André to go at his feet ang grab the ball.

32' 1-1 London is clearly tired,when the same winger passes him again and put's the ball in the net,for a great goal

38 2-1 Van der Lock losses the ball in the miedfield,the Sonaron player bring's it to near the area,shoot's it and scores

HALF TIME
Anarquistan was knocked out with this resut.André decide to risk it all,taking London out,visible out of shape,playing with 3 defenders.To his place he put the striker Maniatovic

50' Estrela puts in the area,di Gallo heads it to Maniatovic that hit's the crossbar with his shot.

55' Tricky cross from recht that nearly fouled the Sonaron's Kepper,tiping it to a corner

62' Counter attack from Sonaron, André Ferreira reach's the ball first outside the area,for what could be the death of Anarquistan's dream

72' 2-2 Freekick to anarquistan in they're own half,Van der Lock put's it long to the top of the box,Maniatovic heds it to di gallo that' shoot's with no chance to the Sonaron's Keeper

75' Juliano comes out,entering Mazzioni

85' Recht passes the right back on the goal line,faces the cenral back,try's to cross it but the defender clearly handballs.The referee signs a Penalty.The Anarquistan Coach,Captain and Goalkeeper send's the ball to the opposite side at wich the goalkepper went.

89 Alamboeh comes in to replace di Gallo

FULL TIME
Anarquistan is the quarter final's

Flash Interview:
André Ferreira
"We're very very pleased.We could have lost it all,but stay foccused,play what we knew.We were very angry at half-time as we let them passed us.But we did it well in the second half
We'll now play the very good team of Liamist States,that won all the games.It would be a very hard challenge,but in the knockout stage,anything could happen"

Maniatovic
"One assistan and a shot that didn't went in for pure lack of luck is good,but what is better is the fact that we go through this stage.I don't care if I don't play,as long as we win.Of course I would like to play,but that's is the least important"

After the end of the Match,the streets filled with people to celebrate this win

Grand General Macnerheim reached out his hand as far as possible, almost falling out of his wheelchair, trying to reach the bottle of Champane on the table a good 5 metres beyond his reach. Makeing sure that everyone still had their gaze on the door at the front of the room, Macherheim stood up, swiftly walked over, picked up one of the bottles of expensive alchol lined out on the table, put it inside his coat and sat back down in his wheelchair, with alot more agility then a man who was receiving "retired generals benifit" on top of his wage and 2 health benifits due to the fact he was senile and completely paralized in the left side of his body should have! Realising that the bulge in his coat would arise some suspecion, he devised a "brillent" excuss and shouted out "IT'S A PUPPY!!!" None of the officals, the team or security gaurds gathered in the room turned to see what it was he was rambleing on about, and Macherheim gave an evil smile thinking his plan had worked, and bussied himself trying to get the cork off. "Dam it puppy!!!" he mumbled to himself.

"He's comeing, he's comeing!!!" Comandant Horson cried through the open door from the hall with a look of glee on his face. He walked inside and turned, lineing up perfectly with the colum of Naglegrad State Officials standing at the front, SGE Nagle I standing directly in front of the open door. The team stood behind them, and all waited as the footsteps comeing up the corridor of the third floor of the plush South Osettia hotel got louder. Comandant Kornilov, walking tall and proud, turned the corner and came in. Saluteing to His Excellency and panting from the speed at which he had came here, he handed Nagle the large single sheet of paper he held in his hands, and with a smile said "Your Excellency, the paper"

A resounding round of applause went up from the gathered officials, drowning out the shouts of "AAAHHH, YOU'LL FRIGHTEN THE PUPPY!!!!", as Nagle took the sheet of paper and looked at it with pride. "The Naglegrad Daily Warrior" printed in big bold writhing across the top, He turned it over to see that nothing was written on the back. "The Committie for the Protection of the Loyal and Prevention of Untruths" also known as the "Naglegrad State Censorship Board" was hard at work. Enough to compile a 50 page paper would be submitted to them by the editor, and he would receive back page apon page of black felt tip marker lines. He would then have to see what he could salvage, binning articles that could not be saved. Today, he had been left with two articles out of over 300. But still, this was a great day. This was the first ever copy of "The Naglegrad Daily Warrior" to be sold outside the country. The first ever "Naglegrad Shop" had been set up, much like those Irish shops in the middle of New York and such that sell everything a good Irish man needs when abroad, Taytos, Whiskey, Irish Newspapers...whiskey and the like. This too sold everything a Naglegrad citizen liveing abroad (which was illegal) would need. The countries only newspaper, coupious amounts of vodka and picutes of SGE Nagle I taken about 4 years ago when He wasn't so...old... Finaly, a taste of home that wouldn't kill you if you drank enough of it and couldn't strip rust off metal.

"At last Comrades, we will no longer be forced to read uncensored clap trap about civil rights and democ...the D word. No longer will we have to read rubbish from the free world press, the "International Independent" the "Hurry, Democracy Today" which seems to have such little regard for our defence, or "The Sun"
All gathered around as Nagle I began to read one of the two articles, by far the biggest, takeing up all of the page apart from one corner which He covered with his right hand.


NAGLEGRAD THROUGH TO KNOCKOUT!!!!

Our Glorious National Soccer Team, under the command of His Excellency SGE Nagle I, today defeated Kraize by four goals to one to book its place in the Quarter Finals of the Baptisim Of Fire Cup. Our Nation now stands tall with those of the world, as a crushing victory after a few less excellent performances shows that we are a force to be reckend with. While nothing can fail under the eyes of His Excellency, tensions ran high comeing into the match. A poor performance could have seen our exit from the Cup but the team turned itself around from its weak 4-3 victory against Sonaron yesterday to give a truly thrilling display of what Naglegrad is made of.

The Naglegrad defence stood strong today, putting in its best performance since match day one victory over Anarquistan, who also qualify from the group with Naglegrad. The defence was marshelled excellently on their debuts by Dorbon Vasron in goal and Wurd Basconavic, who found a place in the team over Herman Von Hohenzolt, who found it difficult to adapt to the strange forign climate and was wisely rested by His Excellency.
From the start Naglegrad controlled the game, pressing Kraize but also makeing sure to defend well. Kraize came into the game on the back of 3 loses, and while many were certin that the might of Naglegrad would easily overcome them, the team was haveing none of it and played a very wise, tactical game. It was rewarded when strikeing senstation Kovac Derasken took a shot from long range early in the first half, watching the ball sail magnificently over the heads of the defence into the top right corner beyond the reach of the diveing keeper. Deraskens brave effort sent the 2000 plus proud Naglegrad fans into a rage, singing the praises of the team. The team looked alot more motivated after Kraize restarted the match and went forward a bit more. While Kraize too had their chances, it was mostly one way traffic, and Zolton Valtyvic took an a great pass from Vassili Denisov to convert it from a few metres out and make it 2-0. Naglegrad came off the field at half time delighted with their performance and returned ready to put in just such a performance in the second half, knowing that the knock out round was only 45 minutes away. Looking some what demorilised, the Kraize defence broke to an onslaught from team captian Sergi Russlavich who drove the ball to ground in the 56 minute of play after running from just inside the Naglegrad half. His Excellency wisly deceided to introduce some fresh legs to the field as they had secured qualification except for act of the Paradoxical Ninja, and this decesion was repayed when Andri Bolstock scored when he came on for a tiard Kovac Derasken, who is being rested for the next match. But it was to be Kraize who had the last laugh, denying Dorbon Vasron a clean sheet on his first game, strikeing a late goal in the last minute of play. All in all, a great performance which saw Naglegrad finish on top of what had been touted by many as "The Group Of Death" and set up a quarter final incounter with Gaian Ascendancy. After the match, The Naglegrad Daily Warrior was allowed an interview with some of the team.

Captian and Player Manager General Sergi Russlavich could hardly keep in the tears of pride as he approched the dressing rooms after the match, with chants of "Bow World Bow, to the glory of our soccer team!!!" being sang to the theame of the old battle song "Bow Vergast Bow, to the glory of His Excellency!!!" Gen. Russlavich said it was a great display by the team and, comenting on the teams chances beyond the group stage, said "Anything is possible with the glory of His Excellency" Gen. Russlavich was eager to change, relax and focus on tomorows game, but a man who didn't share this view was a delighted Vassili Denisov, who said "This is the greatest day of my life!!!" Vassili was apsolutly beaming with happiness and said scoreing that goal was even greater then confirming an enemy kill!

While delighted with the win and his debut performance, Dorbon Vassron was unhappy to have conceaded a goal in the last minute. "Perhaps we just got a bit ahead of ourselves, thinking the job was done. Ya, it was a great performance and I am very proud to be part of such a team, but I just wish I could have stopped that goal"

After the team had gone to get changed, I asked State Coach Comandant Kutzer, personaly appointed by His Excellency what he thought of the match. "Aaah, if only we had performed like that for the last two games!" he said with a smile. He was very happy with Vasron and Basconavic, and the "outstanding performance put in by our forwards" Then, the important qustion. Gaian Ascendancy. "Well, we came here not knowing what to expect, and in truth did not think we could make it this far, but then His Excellency arrived...We have not really being watching the other groups, but it would be hard to miss the great performances that were put in by the Ascendancy and Liamist States in Group D. Liamist States leave the group undefeated, winning all 4 matchs. We checked the scores in the matchs there while comeing down from the stands. The Ascendency had a good win, 2-0 over Dannieljoh. While they suffered a defeat to the Liamist States they have a strong defence, conceading only 3 goals. It will be a tough match tomorow and will be hard fought by both sides. Many are putting us forward as faviorates at this early stage, but now we're into the REAL matchs. I think our tough group was great preperation for the rest of the competition and was a great achievement to come out on top, but the Ascendency have also came from the group with, in the staffs opinion, the strongest team The Liamist States. But, we will hold nothing back from the Ascendency. As many here know, we stormed the front lines of some of the toughest armies in the Confederacy, and while our defencive record is less then top class, we being the joint highest conceaders to qualifiy, we are also the highest scorers in the Cup so far. With Bob and His Excellency on our side, I don't see why we can't progress, but it most certinly won't be easy. I can see either the Ascendency or the Liamist States winning the Cup, and we too have a very strong chance now"
But then emotion overcame me, as National State Bodygaurd Head Bashar Stanaslov informed me that I was to have an interview with His Excellency, Supreme General Emporer of Naglegrad Nagle I. Mark this those of you who spread the lies that He is dead and the country is ran by others, He Lives! A short interview due to the fact I could hardly speak in His Glorious presence, He said that He was most proud of His soccer team, and was proud that they had performed so well in the name of their Fatherland. "Naglegrad is proud of their achivements, which we dedicate to the Most High Bob and Jodie" His Excellency was happy with the reports of the singing in the streets of Nagelgrad and that only two of the four screens on which the matchs were being shown had been burnt down, the people pacifying and joining in the celebrations and pains of the team, and for the first time since the end of the civil war, gun fire was heard as a sign of joint celebration in the achievments with the soccer team. He hoped that maybe peace would come to the land if the people could unite behind such a comman goal as the BoF cup, and perhaps, the World Cup! His Excellency also shared Comandant Kutzers view, and said the team was in with "a figthing chance"
Denizens of Naglegrad unite! Drink a toast to our Comrades! Sing your praises to His Excellency! Pray to Bob and Jodie, that they may prevent the Paradoxical Ninja curseing our team, and they may invoke the same power as they did apon our men at the battle of Bobsburg, apon our team at what is being called "The Battle Of Ts'khinvali Stadium"!!


"Aaaahh, propaganda, how I love thee so!" Nagle I said after finishing reading. His hand still covered the other article, which in as nice a writhing as possible said...well...basicly, the Naglegrad economy no longer existed. It had collapsed the evening before hand, a mixture of bad economic policies and...more bad economic policies.

"Comrades, to the drinks table, let us celebrate this great victory, and toast to more glory!!!"

After a cheer went up, the whole apartment converged on the table lined with Vodkas, Conacs, Champanes and other drinks, except for one odd empty space in the middle. GG Macnerheim continued to protest "YOU CAN'T PROVE IT'S NOT A PUPPY!!!!" in a rather slurred voice after emptying most of "the puppy" but still no one took any notice, not noticeing the bottle missing from the table. From the corner of his eye, Nagle saw Stanaslov fill two glasses, which was strange as most of them, includeing Nagle were drinking out of the bottles, and walked over to the shadows where apon he looked in and offered one of the glasses. An angry sweeping motion grabed the glass from his hand and dissapeared back inside the shawdows. Stanaslov walked back over and stood beside His Excellency.

"Your Excellency, do you wish for me too...."

"No Stanaslov, the South Osettian authorities have warned us against repeats of such actions. But can you answer me one qustion Stanaslov?"

"Yes Sir?"

"Where in the name of Bob are all those shadows comeing from!?!"

"It's a spy thing Sir"

South Osettia Region

Matchday Five Scores

Group C::

Sonaron [2]-[3] Anarquistan
Naglegrad [4]-[1] Krazie

Group D ::

Gaian Ascendancy [2]-[0] Danieljoh
Krakatou [0]-[3] Liamist States

Group C

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
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1. Naglegrad 4 3 1 0 14 8 +6 10
2. Anarquistan 4 3 0 1 10 7 +3 9
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3. Sjwitz 4 2 1 1 8 6 +2 7
4. Sonaron 4 1 0 3 8 10 -2 3
5. Krazie 4 0 0 4 5 14 -9 0


Group D

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Po
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1. Liamist States 4 4 0 0 13 1 +12 12
2. Gaian Ascendancy 4 3 0 1 9 3 +6 9
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3. Dannieljoh 4 1 1 2 4 8 -4 4
4. Krakatou 4 1 0 3 5 9 -4 3
5. Nifty nick 4 0 1 3 2 12 -10 1

South Osettia Regional Semi Finals (BoF QFs)

Naglegrad vs. Gaian Ascendancy (@ Ts'khinvali Stadium)
Liamist States vs. Anarquistan (@ Tblisi Arena)

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GUNN Sports Desk: ~ Celebrations and song run even higher, as the self admitted underdogs acted more like a championship caliber team today.

And once again, Coach Kerensky's tactics came to the fore, as the strategy used in the second half against Krakatou, was turned into a full game strategy, as the Gaian Strikers and Midfielders combined once again to wear down the Danieljoh team. And once again, the Gaian team demonstrated patience, as they held off scoring again to the second half, apparently testing the Danieljoh Defenders and Midfielders through the entire first half. The Gaians made only four shots on goal in the first half, apparently harrashing the opposing goalie more than attacking the goal.

Even so, the Danieljoh strikers saw more action, as did the Gaian Defenders and Keeper. However Keeper Howe was fully healthy, and a brick wall, stopping ten shots during the first half.

The second half started off ugly, as one of the Danieljoh defenders upon the face off, won by Gaian Forward Sean Masaki, slid hard into Masaki, drawing a yellow card. Masaki was forced to sit out for a few minutes.

However this turned out to be a blessing, as back-up Striker Richard Kreese took the following penalty kick on the far end corner, and was headed in swiftly by N'Buta Kerensky past the Danieljoh Keeper in the 49th minute.

Following, the Gaians went back to their strategy almost immediately, taking advantage of the Danieljoh dismay. This time, the Gaians pressed even harder, and the Danieljoh team got only two feasable attempts into the Gaian side of the field, with no shots making it past the Defenders.

It was at one of these points that the Gaians made an interesting tactical move. Both times the Defenders rushed up making a 1-5-4 situation for a few brief monents, forcing the Danieljoh team to follow suit. The Gaians kept pounding the ball around the Danieljoh Defenders, as well as crowding the Midfielders into the Danieljoh side of the field for a few, deliberately confusing moments.

It was one of these moments at the 67th minute, that Defender Lincon Dinor suddenly shot through after intercepting a shot, and in the 1-5-4 setup, allowed Striker Andersen to slip though and shin kick a 'perfect' shot from Dinor, past the Danieljoh keeper again. It was noted that the Gaians during this situation, had screened the opposing Midfielders and Defenders almost on cue, as Dinor made his unexpected move.

The remainder of the match saw the same with the Gaians simply continued to pressure the Danieljoh Midfielders and Defenders. Despite the amount of time that this wore on both sides, the Gaians actually took advantage of knowing fatigue was on both sides by this point.

To add more, the Gaians toward the end rotated through their players, and shifted the Defenders and Midfielders in midst of each other, as the Strikers kept up the pressure.

At the final whistle, the Gaian crowd finally upped the celebration, apparently also taking up the 'discipline' approach that the Gaian Team demonstrated. But even as the two teams congratulated each other, the crowd was already chanting "Naglegrad, Naglegrad, Naglegrad..." ..apparently transfering the challenge for Liamist States to Naglegrad instead.

But the best news so far is the Gaian team advancing to the quarters of it's very first tournament. After at the inital news conference, the coach and stars spoke about their first playoff oppritunity.

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*Excerpts*

Katya Kerensky: "We have to keep in mind that, despite this honor, and our team play, our team isn't being mentioned much as a contender. However we are playing this as our ace card."

Sean Masaki: "We admit we still new at all this, but even so, in less than a week, we've found our identity as a team. And if anyone thinks we only found an identity, are ignoring our own hunger. We 'want' to win this tournament."

Ian Andersen: "We have to thank Liamist States, as losing like we did, taught us what it really means to win."

Kerensky: "The biggest advantage we learned so far, is that being dynamic with one's strategy is important. You have to take the advantages you have, and try and meld the weaknesses into where the strengths can draw more from."

Andersen: "It's been really fun. Despite the tenstions we've faced, we wouldn't pass any of this up for anything. We just hope that the match with Naglegrad will be just as incredible as the one with Liamist States was."

Masaki: "We really would like a second shot at Liamist States though, and if it happens, that would be one magnificent match."

Kerensky: "We aren't looking past anybody. Every opponent we face is our most important, because every match is important to us, and as much for the other nations remaining as well.

Even if we lose, we are far from being done. This is only our first tournament, and we intend to be a part of many more in the future.

..but we haven't lost this tournament yet, nor are we planning to."

Andersen: "Hi mom."

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At this hour, as usual, the team is resting and preparing for yet another major match. Naglegrad promises to be a match to remember, one way or another. Unofficially, the match is being dubbed, the 'Battle of the Excellencies', though the Ascendancy Council has stated officially not having come up with the idea.

In related news, the Council has approved a budget to support the national team, and has called for the Ascendancy to give it's full support behind it's new heroes.

Based on immediate history, this seems a foregone conclusion, and only adds to the pride the Ascendancy has for it's national team.

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Team Says: We've Only Just Begun

Morata Valley, Vilita:

Only the third favorite to win it all? Jesnui Viladetta is fine with that.

Betting Parlors throughout Chicanada have announced their prices in expectation of the Baptism Of Fire Knockout Stages. Chicanada comes in on 1-3 odd, behind Naglegrad (6-11) and Liamist States (2-5) and just ahead of Funny Looking Islands and Moleland who are at even. Rumor has it many in the Federated States are wagering on a Naglegrad/Chicanada final, especially after many saw the Liamist States press conference in which several players were shocked at their possible opponents - Naglegrad and Chicanada.

During the post-game press conference, Viladetta was surprised at how high Chicanada's team was. "Third favorite? I dunno about that just yet. We have a greta matchup against Bryn Shander who stack up very well against us. Plus, it's international soccer and ya never know when upsets happen."

Captain Jude Westington, who was out due to a stomach pull and two yellow cards, echoed Viladetta's sentiments: "We've only just begun this damn thing. Even if we lose tomorrow this has been a great experience and will get us ready for the World Cup." Westington also said that he expects the Liamist States to be the last team standing in the end and could very well beat the Kodiaks.

In a more lighter press metting, Westington, Viladetta and the rest of the Kodiaks also talked about the postponement of the CFF Champions League. Assistant Coach Terrince Livingston joked that with how the three forewards from his team may make Bishop FC the favorite "cuz we're [Kosten, Kleriton and Erish, who will be playing reserve tommorow] scoring better than we have as a unit since before the Champions Cup." Viladetta responded that Jersey Openzerder, goalkeep from his team, will be the most feared in league play. As for who will win, Openzender was more curious to hearing how the CHL is finishing up. Hearing his hometown Avi is leading their series caused him to lead the team in the Speeder's Chant, causing laughter from the press as well as players from the Easten and Star Point areas who have their own teams to chant on through the semifinals.

In case you missed the morning edition, the Kodiaks play host to Bryn Shander at what is quickly becomming their home away from home, the National View Stadium in Morata Valley tommorrow. All major viewing venues will be open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 610 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on Canal4, CanaTV, Northern and Channel 7.

The official roster released from Chicanada for the Knockout Rounds:

Coach: Jesnui Viladetta AS Cana
Assistant: Mar Osstende Acadia
Assistant: Kristoff Lundvensen Verde Mund
Assistant: Terrince Livingston Bishop FC

Starters (4-4-2 scheme):
GK: Jersey Openzender AS Cana
DF: Zatorsky Dallas AS Cana
DF: Hejduk Killnger Acadia
DF: Loeb Noebi Saint Croix
DF: Eroden Venlill Bishop FC
MF: Damarus Bastian FC Livingston
MF: Baston Jillien Bishop FC
MF: Timon Glendell Saint Croix
MF: Jude Westington Mission
FW: Samuel Kleriton Bishop FC
FW: Weston Kozten Bishop FC

Reserves:
GK: Jilin Dumaire Township
GK: Timonn Lisbon Acadia
DF: Tony Cherundolo Bishop FC
DF: Gordan Elish FC Livingston
DF: Eren Ferejen Bishop FC
DF: Grant Twellman FC Livingston
MF: Clarence Erigne New England, Paradiso
MF: Perides Mastroeni Acadia
MF: Morrison Omeni AS Cana
FW: Eeglin Ingelton FC Livingston
FW: Chinglin Erish Bishop FC
FW: Jorden Pullman Verde Mund

[OOC: I don't want any of y'all to think I stopped RPing b/c I'm sulking about losing. I have some stuff in mind, but haven't had time to work it up. I'll RP this weekend, I promise!]

NPS news

'We are outside the Stadium. The next match is Funny Lokking Islands V Mole city. It will be a hard game for Mole city, with 3 first team players suspended. But it will still be a great game. I am informed the game is a sell out. I predict it will be a tight game, with Mole City winning 1-0. Nps News, The Bof Cup'

OOC: BTW, what will happen if the match is drawn? Is there extra time and/or penalties? What happens if it goes to penalities?

South Osettia Regional Semi Finals (BoF QFs)

Naglegrad [2]-[1] Gaian Ascendancy
Liamist States [3]-[1] Anarquistan


South Osettia Regional Final (BoF SF)

Naglegrad vs. Liamist States (@ Ashtarak Track)


South Osettia Regional 3PPO

Gaian Ascendancy vs. Anarquistan (@ Gori Ring)

Vilita Regional Semi Finals (BoF QFs)

Bryn Shander .. 0 - 1 .. Chicanada

Funny Looking Islands .. 2 - 2 .. Moleland (AET - 1-1 FT)
Funny Looking Islands Win (4-2) on Penalty Kicks







Vilitan Regional Finals (BoF SF)

Funny Looking Islands v. Chicanada
The Shultis, Lonngeylin





Vilitan Regional 3pp0

Bryn Shander v. Moleland
Marine World Park, Crosaibi

Nps News, special Sports report

Mole City lose in the BoF Cup. This is no surprise. The Match went down to a nail-biting penalty shootout. Let’s join Alan for the highlights of this match.

‘3mins: Kick Start Frog receives the ball from Power Mole. Kick Start Frog looks to bury it in the top right hand corner! Redman dives to his left… but he won’t get there! Goal for Mole City! Kick Start Frog scores an early goal! Mole City look very defensive now!

12mins: Zackers receives the ball in midfield. Zackers goes down…. Power Mole tripped him! Freekick to Funny Looking Islands! The freekick is played into the box… Santos hits it on the volley! Held by Save-it Mole!

23mins: Davids makes progress down the right wing. Foul! Striker Mole tripped him! The referee calls him over… Striker Mole is given a warning. The freekick is taken. Johns is a long way out! But he has a go... Fantastic Save by Save-it Mole! He somehow got a Fingertip to it! Corner!

24mins: The corner is whipped in. Greves gets his head to it! Goal for Funny Looking Islands! That’s the Equaliser! A Superb set piece!

32mins: The ball is played down the right towards Davids. Striker Mole Could be in trouble here… That’s a poorly timed two-footed challenge on Davids… Yellow Card! Striker Mole must be careful now!

42mins: That’s a sweeping ball played down the left towards Simons. Simons controls the ball. He looks to beat Running Mole. Simons goes down… Running Mole tripped him. The Referee calls him over… Yellow Card! Freekick is quickly taken! Defender Mole heads clear the danger. It falls to Zackers… It takes his chance with a half Volley! Terrible effort by Zackers! That’s a long way over the bar! It was a difficult chance… He was surrounded by defenders.

48mins: Half Time!

55mins: Kick Start Frog receives the ball. He looks to beat David Simons. David Simons is turned by Kick Start Frog. Kick Start Frog is confronted by Greves. Kick Start Frog is tripped by Greves! Ed Greves could be in trouble here… It’s yellow! Greves must be careful now!

56mins: Shooter Mole takes the Freekick…. Held by Redman!

67mins: Simon Greves brings the ball into Midfield. He looks to beat Power Mole… Power Mole is judged to have obstructed Simon Greves! The referee calls him over… and gives him a warning.

78mins: Simon Greves looks to receive the ball… Power Mole Clatters into the back of Simon Greves. Power Mole is shown the Yellow card! Simon Greves has picked up a knock… but it looks like he can run it off!

89mins: Simon Greves plays it forward to Santos. Santos is clean through! He’s beaten the offside trap. He’s one on one with the keeper… He looks to chip it over him… It beats the keeper… Santos hits the outside post… and I goes wide. He should have scored!

93mins: End of Ninety minutes!

95mins: Sub for Mole City. Mega Striker frog is coming off… Fire Mole takes to the field to replace him!

97Mins: Santos turns the last defender! He brings it into the box… Save-it Mole Collects the ball bravely down low!

104mins: Santos Recieves the ball. He shoots from some way out! Goal for Funny looking Islands! Mole City Come forward in searxh of an Equaliser…

105mins: Half time in Extra Time.

114mins: Santos is tackle by Defender Mole… That’s a clean tackle. Power Moel plays a long ball in search of Kick Start frog… but he over hits it… Good Save by Redman! He held the ball well! Power Mole almost got lucky with that!

119mins: Kick Start Frog brings it forward… Foul! O'Connor is holding onto his shirt! Freekick.

120mins: Shooter Mole hits with some venom… Goal for Mole City! It’s the equaliser! So late in the game!

The match goes to Penalities!

Santos Steps up to hit the penality… Goal! He sent the keeper the wrong way!

Kick Start Frog Steps up to the spot… Goal! No mistake!

Johns Steps up confidently… He hits the post!… and it bounces in! That was lucky!

Shooter Mole steps up to take the spotkick… Saved!

Davids steps up with confidence… He burys the ball in the bottom corner!

Fire Mole Steps up to the ball… Goal! Redman didn’t even move!

Zackers places the ball onto the spot… Goal! Save-it Mole got a touch…

Crossing Caterpiller must score to keep Mole city in the Game… That’s over the bar! And out the Ground! A terrible penalty! Funny Looking Islands Win the shoot-out!

OOC: FLI, may I have your manager and 1 of your players join my press for an interview. Thanks.

Funny Looking Islands Progress

The Colony of Funny Looking Islands today progressed to the Vilitian Regional finals with a nail-bitting victory over a strong Moleland side in penalty shoot-outs. The Colony of Funny Looking Islands will now take on a very strong Chicanada side in the regional finals who are being tipped by many to win the game. Head Coach, John Burgandy, believes that "come the day of the game you can throw all your prematch stats out the window as all that matters is what happens in that 90 minutes. Yes, Chicanada are a strong side, but so are we and its going to be one hell of a game." Kick-off Saturday 3.00pm. Don't miss it!

OOC:Moleland can have manager John Burgandy and team captain Greg Simons for the interview.

OOC: Thanks. Hope you don't mind that one of your players got booked, and another picked up a slight knock ;)

IC: 'We are joined by in the Studio by Mr. Hover and Shooter Mole, along with the manager of Funny Lokking Islands John Burgandy, and team captain Greg Simons.'

'Thankyou. Now, Mr. Hover. How'd you feel?'

'Gutted. We were so close to going through... But now we will have to be content with 5th.'

'Now, Mr.Burgandy, How was that for a game for a manager to watch?'

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Kodiaks Advance To Regional Final

Morata Valley, Vilita:

Two games remain towards winning the Baptism of Fire...or just placing.

Weston Kozten took a header downfield in the 42nd minute to get the only goal of the games as Chicanada held off a pesky Bryn Shander team.

Meanwhile, betting parlors throughout the nation have moved Chicanada up to second favorite to win the full tournament. Chicanada is now at 4-9, with the Liamist States now the favorite to win with 6-11 and Naglegrad sitting at 2-5. Chicanada's next opponent, Funny Looking Islands, are at even but, as expected, Viladetta did nothing but praise their team in his press conference: "The Islands have proved to be an excellent team and their knockout of Moleland is testament to it. This will be a fun game for us to see how prepared we really are." Viladetta said he is looking forward to facing FLI's Coach Burgandy and his Group A squad.

One would think Chicanada is plenty prepared for a run through the rest of the tournament, as the Kodiaks Defenseive line and some poor management of the ball kept Bry Shandler out of Chicanada terrirtory for nearly all the second half. In the first half, Goalkeep Jersey Openzender made some brilliant blocks and got several needed assists from Hejduk Killnger, who recieved a yellow card for tripping a player in the 12th minute. Bryn Shandler's defensive line held off all but one charge from the Kodiaks, a lightning-quick sprint by Kozten downfield that almost no one noticed as nearly everyone else was upfield.

"I just go lucky," Kozten remarked on his 4th goal of the tournament, "there was one defender in my path but I was able to keep the ball ahead of him and [Samuel] Kleriton was open so everyone figured I'd kick it to him so no one, not even the goalie, was looking at me when I got down to the net." His response to scoring his fourth goal? "Very cool."

The Kodiaks play host to Funny Looking Islands at The Shultis back in Lonngeylin tommorrow. All major viewing venues will be open at 000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 900 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on Canal4, CanaTV, Northern and Channel 7.


Bryn Shander [0] [1]Chicanada
Kozten (4) (42)

Anaquistan Annihilated
Rainford Concedes Second Goal
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

I wasn’t alone in my anticipation of this game. The electricity was rippling through the Marmaduke fans. Many of them were thrilled at the Liamist States second test. How would they do? Would their defence rate a D? Would their forwards rate an F? Or would the team wreck the bell curve and score an A+++? Only time would tell. Time and the score line at 90 minutes. I was holding my head, I was so excited and nervous pre-game. A lot of Liamists back home shared my predicament as great numbers of people were organising soccer parties where a group of friends would go to the person with the biggest TV’s house and watch the game, get drunk and pig out on fatty, greasy and salty snacks. I’m told there was an air of expectancy across the Liamist States that night. I was in South Osettia, waiting with many other fans. It was do or die time. Time to rise to the challenge Marmadukes, and show them what you’re made of. Kick-off.

The Liamist States started off very relaxed, even laidback. Casual. This probably fit in with their plans somewhat. Not doing the usual insult to the opposition, the entire side was in their own half and defending strongly. Yesterday’s run against Krakatou looked perfectly timed for the defence. The Marmadukes seemed to lean back on their superstong defence, a tactic that has served well in the past and seemed to continue to work. The Anarquistanis very rarely got a shot at goal, let alone enough space to be on goal. But they didn’t make it this far without scoring goals, so it was inevitable that the Anarquistanis slotted one past Rainford in the twenty-fifth minute. They went one up and so that was the score when the half ended.

Jamus Spring is generally a media shy man, very rarely showing his face in public. It is well known that he doesn’t tolerate bad playing and bad sportsmanship. The Marmadukes didn’t play badly nor did they play at their best in the first half. Spring would’ve given them a dressing down for their poor performances. He also would’ve encouraged them to get out there. He may have advised them to start pressing back more, so that Rainford wasn’t constantly under pressure. We didn’t know until the second half began. Kick-off.

The Liamist States has only ever been behind once in a game. The match against Gaian Ascendancy, they were in the same situation: one down at the half. Could they repeat the same feat? It seemed so when just two minutes after the half restarted, that magician, Hal Bell, caught the Anarquistanis off guard and slammed a goal home. A simple error by a tiring Anarquistani midfielder was pounced on by Bell and taken. He ran smoothly and with agility up the far sideline. He brought himself in toward the penalty box without being bothered and was in danger of being tackled. He fired and the ball sailed into the goals. The scores were locked. The Marmaduketeers (or Liamist fans by another name) decided it was time for another psychological song. They worked effectively against Gaian Ascendancy, the only other decent team the States has faced. The crowd was seemingly divided by Woo-hooers and the other lyrics, creating a Mexican wave of sorts of noise.

Woo-hoo!
When we see the ball in the goals.
Woo-hoo!
When we're pins and we're needles.
Woo-hoo!
When we cheer and we're happy,
All of this time we never knew we needed you.
Needed you!
Woo-hoo!

This was greeted by a loud roar and a standing ovation from the Marmadukes on the field. It certainly brought a tear to this reporter’s eye. It was the turning point in the match as the fans had been hoping.

Six minutes later, in the forty-eighth minute, the fans were singing the praises of the Marmadukes again. But this time, it was for Jackson Eaks. An off shot that rebounded off the calf of an Anarquistani back, cleared the sideline, giving the Marmadukes a corner. Eaks stepped up and did what many thought was impossible. He swung the ball so perfectly, it missed every player clamouring for it and swung in behind the keeper. Eaks had scored his first international goal. The Liamist States had the lead, momentum and a huge boost of confidence.

From there it was one-way traffic. Manoni, Eaks, Dressel, Iziary and Bell all worked together as one cohesive attacking force. The Anarquistanis weren’t to be so easily outdone and to their credit, kept the Marmadukes scoreless for another thirty-five minutes. With seven minutes to go, many of the Liamists were cheering for a killer, a final nail in the Anarquistanis coffin. It came from Christian Dressel. At the top of the box, the Liamists had full territory control with their powerful forward five. A confusing and complex series of passes left many fans and Anarquistanis alike wondering where the hell the ball was. It was, of course, in the back of the net. Dressel was last with it and while the goalie was still following the pass to him, Dressel had line up the shot and let it rip. The top left corner was the target and the soft whoosh of the net confirmed the goal. With only a handful of minutes to go, particularly after the Marmaduke fans were done with their song, the Marmadukes looked to be safe to go onto the next round. But would the Anarquistanis mount a counterattack?

No. Well yes, they did, but not an effective one. Ineffective in the sense that it didnt result in a goal. The Marmadukes and Marmaduketeers were sweating for a good portion of it though. Finally, after an eternity of near misses, the referee blew the whistle and the stadium breathed a common sigh of relief. It was over. The Liamist States were through to play Naglegrad, one of the three favourites for outright honours in the tournament. Of course, the Liamist States were another. Many feel that if the Liamist States can topple them, they could beat the third favourites, Chicanada, and win the trophy. Again, only time will tell.

As more of a tribute than an attack or jeer, the Marmaduketeers sung a fine song to cap off the match and extend a hand of friendship to the Anarquistanis:

Hey now, hey now,
Don’t dream it’s over.
Hey now, hey now,
When the goals comes in,
We come, we come.
You build a wall between us
But you know you won’t win.

Maybe not the most polite of choices but appropriate. With that the Marmaduketeers gave the Anarquistanis a standing ovation as they left the pitch.

South Osettia Regional Semi Finals (BoF QFs)

Naglegrad [2]-[1] Gaian Ascendancy
Liamist States [3]-[1] Anarquistan


South Osettia Regional Final (BoF SF)

Naglegrad vs. Liamist States (@ Ashtarak Track)


South Osettia Regional 3PPO

Gaian Ascendancy vs. Anarquistan (@ Gori Ring)

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GUNN Sports Desk: ~ This match turned out to be one of those matches that showed exactly, that things happen when least expected. It was also another great game, living up to the hype.

The Gaian team showed their all, but found that the Naglegrad team was equal to the task. This time against a strong team, the Gaians found themselves behind early in the 14th minute as the Naglegrad Strikers initially took control of the ball. The Gaian defenders were forced into defending quick strikes early on, and one slipped past Keeper Howe on a deft slide kick at the goal box line.

For much of the remainder of the first half, the Gaians were kept off balance, unable to form their set strategy from the last two matches. However late in the first half, at the 43rd minute, Midfielder Fasha Clark intercepted an errant pass and pushed the ball quickly where an alert Andersen split two defenders and assisted a strong kick past the Naglegrad keeper. For the first time, the Gaians had caught up during the first half of a match.

However spirits and song from both crowds was high as the second half commenced. The second half saw a seesaw battle to control the ball, as the Naglegrad players kept the Gaians from establishing their strategy, and the second half turned into a battle of two defenses. Both Keepers also came into their own, blocking shots left and right as both sides struck constantly. At least thirty total shots were attempted over all, yet neither Keeper would bend an inch.

And yet despite all this, it came down to pure bad luck on the Gaian side, (or very good luck for Naglegrad's version.) Literally at the end of the match, at the 89th minute, the Gaians decided to make one last push, as Sean Masaki took another strong pass.

Whether it was fatigue or something else, what happened next can only be called bad luck. Masaki had taken the ball, but somehow the ball caught under his right foot and caused him to trip hard to the turf.

The ball as a result shot the opposite way to a Naglegrad Midfielder, who then shot it through three Gaian players to a waiting striker. And then Gaian Defender Lincon Dinor inexplicably slipped on the turf right at the goal box line, letting the Naglegrad Striker a clear shot. The rest was skill, as Howe was flat out beaten to the shot to his right.

The Gaians tried one last thrust, winning the face off, but the Naglegrad team simply kept the Gaians at bay for the remainder of the 89th minute. The final whistle was anticlimactic.

With Naglegrad's songs chanting in Ts'khinvali Stadium, the Gaians congratulated the Ts'khinvali Stadium for yet another excellent match. Word however soon reached the Gaian Team that they had qualified for the region Third Place match for tomorrow, which took the Gaians off guard.

On the field later, when Sean Masaki was asked about the fluke event that started the chain of events leading to the winning Naglegrad goal..

"I honestly don't know what happened. I had just taken the ball, and was starting forward, when the ball ended up right under my foot. My foot and head though don't feel nowhere near as bad as my ego does. I feel like I let my team down there."

Lincon Dinor, when asked about his incident that allowed the open goal shot... "I really don't know. I'm not going to make excuses for it, and I hope our nation forgives us for what happened. This is the second match of such importance we've lost, and it's left a bad taste in my mouth how it happened."

Later still, Coach Kerensky added the following about her strategy being thrown out the window by the play of the Naglegrad team.

"What else can be said except that a great team took it to us. Unlike the last two opponents we faced, Naglegrad forced us to react to them, as much as they did to us. As for what happened in the end, that's the way things happened. I don't blame my team, nor anything else.

It just happened, and that's that. It could have been easily the other way and it simply didn't happen that way either.

But, the tournament isn't finished for us. We got that third place match with Anarquistan, and they're also going to be hungry after what Liamist States did to them. We're only sorry we couldn't bring about a rematch with Liamist, or bring home the Cup.

However we aren't going to let what happened stop us, nor let the match take away what we've learned. We'll be more than ready tomorrow, and we'll bring home some hardware for our nation."

The Gaians at this hour however are apparently looking at the playing surface and game balls, but don't suspect foul play. Indications are more whether their equipment combined with the long match caused something the Gaians didn't expect. For some reason throughout the match, the Gaian's usual team speed was muted somewhat, which may have kept them from establishing their strategy more effectively.

However their next match is on far more familiar terrain, though the last time they played at Gori Ring, they lost to Liamist States, and they haven't forgotten that. They intend to be prepared for their last chance in the tournament.

However, word also is indicated the Gaian team is using this next match to prepare for the World Cup itself.

Andri Dasshacksavli pushed his way through the crowd gathered around The Naglegrad Shop. Cheers went up as he made it to the door, put the key in and turned it to open the door a small bit. He squezed himself in and locked the door again just in time to stop the large throng of Naglegrad supporters falling in behind him. Most of them dressed in the black Naglegrad soccer jerseys that were in sale in the shop, they had been gathering outside after the match. Almost 1500 people cloged up the roads outside and police officers had just cordened the street off to prevent anymore traffic adding to the problem. Due to the amount of alcohol consumption, the police had wisely deceided not to try and move the supporters on. Banned from gathering around the hotel that the team was staying in, and with no other pub, bar or store in South Osettia, probebly no other place in the world, selling Naglegrad Weapons Grade Vodka or The Naglegrad Daily Warrior, it seemed a likely place to meet up and spout random nonsense, like "precentage position" "shots on target" and "that ref needs glasses!" at other, equaly intoxicated Naglegrad supporters.
Dasshacksavli removed the key from the door, spun on his heel and walked behind the counter and through the door directly behind the till. He gave a quick glance up at the picture of His Excellency over the door that looked down on all who qued to buy something (usually Vodka) and gave a sharp salute, trying to stop from grining. Walking into the back room, two soliders stood and saluted, also trying to hide their grins. There should have been one at either side of the door but they had both moved to the right side to be able to view the small black and white television which had been set up on a stool to the left of the door. Dasshacksavli saluted back and walked to the table at the back of the room where all the noise and activity was comeing from. Tar Arnhant turned in his chair to see who was approcheing and returned his view to the small laptop in front of him, which was probably what had crippled the economy.
"We will be able to supply the first 100 or so within a few seconds" Arnhant said as Dasshacksavli leaned over and stared at the screen, then to the large, black ink printer hooked up to it printing out sheets
"We will then be able to supply another 100 or so every 20 minutes. The soliders will allow the people in very slowly and there should be no problem."
"Good work" Dasshacksavli said, as he moved over to the printer and took one of the large sheets being printed off. Dasshacksavli took the top sheet off the pile and began to read to read his and Arnhant hard work

THE NAGLEGRAD DAILY WARRIOR

2-1 VICTORY!!! ONWARD TO THE SEMIS!!!

A fantastic 2-1 victory over the Gaian Ascendancy has seen our National soccer team go forward to the semi finals of the BoF Cup against The Liamist States, what many are now calling "the Final", viewing it as an imposability that the winners of the incounter will not go on to win the cup overall. This is a proud day in Naglegrad sporting history. Ts'khinvali Stadium saw the "do or die" incounter between Naglegrad and the Ascendancy today with the winners promised a place in the semi finals. Both teams had performed well in the qualifieing rounds to make it to this stage.
The match got off to a slow, cautious start but changed very quickly as Naglegrad took the lead. More Zolton Valtyvic magic saw him weave his way around the Ascendancy defence and strike a low shot past Kelse Howe from close range. While small, the Naglegrad support contingent more then made up for that by raiseing the roof with there singing. Surgeing runs into the opposeing half were rarely seen as both teams battled to maintain possesion and work up an attack until the 43rd minute when Fasha Clark drove forward to take posetion of a loose ball and pass it off to Ian Anderson who had gotten free of his man. He took the ball straight through Karrasov De Vestig and Wurd Basconavic and drove the ball beyond the reach of a diveing Dorbon Vasron to bring the Ascendancy right back into the match.
The second half began with the Ascendancy tipping off. The Ascendancy were the first to have a good chance, working the ball up the right wing from midfield. Eros Maine sent the ball forward out to the right side, and N'Buta Kerensky did well to hold off the challange of Naglegrad defender Jak Sak to keep the ball in play and get free to chip the ball into the box, beyond the riseing head of Karrazov De Vestig, but Ian Andersens header fell nicely for keeper Dorbon Vasron. Vasrons quick kick out almost led to a Naglegrad opener, but Zolton Valtyvic wasn't able to control Kovac Deraskens fast paced pass when he received the ball from the keeper. Valtyvic conected badly with the ball and it went wide. Most of the rest of the game was a battle for control though, the second half not produceing many more chances as stong defending on both sides kept the chances low, and both teams were forced into long shots from well outside the area which seldom hit their intended target or were easily scooped by the respective keepers.
The second half looked to be fizzeling out and many of the Naglegrad staff nearly missed the next insident as they attempted to put together a list of penelty takers. The Ascendancy went on a mighty all or nothing surge, midfielders and strikers rushing into the Naglegrad half ahead of Sean Masaki who drove forward after takeing a pass from Howe. As Karman Smirnov was prepareing to put up a challange Masaki appeared to twist on his right foot and slump to the ground, the ball rolling towards Smirnov. Some of the Ascendancy hadn't realised what had happened and continued to run forward. Smirnov didn't think twice as he ran in the oppisite direction where he spotted Zolton Valtyvic. The defence was in chaos, shouting claims at the approching referee that Smirnov had tripped Masaki and thinking the game had been stopped didn't attempt to intercept the pass. As Lincon Dinor, the only defender not caught up in the anarchy rushed across to deposses Valtyvic as he was turning, he too appeared to suffer a simular fate to Masaki. Droping to the ground he had time to look up as Valtyvic turned fully and shattered Ascendancy hearts, driveing the ball past the efforts of Howe.
Knowing that there wasn't time for the Ascendancy to come back, celebrations broke out in the stand and side line assistants had to caution team staff who tried to run on to the field as the team jumped for joy and ran to the left side of the pitch to celebrate with the estatic fans. The referee took some time to restart the match, even though a few seconds was all that was left. A dejected looking Anderson tapped the ball to Kerensky as the referee blew the final whistle to end the game. Naglegrad had taken the game at the death to set up a semi final with the Liamist States, who beat Anarquistan 3-1.
Afterwards I got to talk to a delighted Gen. Vassili Siderenko, who had done so well in keeping the defence strong. "Absolutly delighted!!! It was so nerve wracking, and then going into the last minute, with their player rageing down the field. No idea what happened their though, looked like someone took the legs from underhim, but (Karman) Smirnov was no where near him, and he was the closest player to him at the time. We played a great game though, and I think we deserved it. Today was tough, and tomorow will be even tougher. Competition faviorates!!! They are a great team, have played very well so far, and will be in top gear tomorow, but we'll really put it to them"
Goal scoreing mistro Zolton Valtyvic was delighted to have scored the winning goal, but was also a bit confused as to the incidents that led to it. "After putting the ball in the net I ran to the left side of the pitch to celebrate. I saw their defender lieing face down on the ground, but I thought it was a reaction to my score or something! Ya, I've heard some of them saying it was a fluke, but then again you can ask "What goal isn't a fluke?" Something has to go wrong for a team to score a goal on another team. One player falling, ya, perhaps that's bad luck, or a "fluke" for us, but two! That's just bizzare!!! Plus there defence was off shouting at the ref that Karrie (Karman Smirnov) had fouled their player! It didn't look like that from where I was, he just appeared to topple over or something, like the Tommiest when you get one in the eye! Bob it's great to bring one of those Tommiest down! But anyway, I am just delighted to be given this chance by His Excellency to play, and I am gracious to score goals in his honour"
Again State Coach Comandant Kutzer was on hand to give his view of the win. "Yes, well, with all these claims of "Luck" and "Flukes" and Uri Geller interfering with the match and such, I suppose I, and His Excellency would have perfered to see something that could have marked our domination over the game. The only thing that seperates the two of us is a goal many aren't calling a goal. I'm unhappy with that. But that's what football, life, and to us as Nagolions the most important, War is all about, takeing advantage of a mistake on your opponents side, just like the time His Excellency spotted a weak left flank by the Ingliotorts in the civil war. We drove straight into their side and had them on the run. We will now look forward to our place in the semi finals tomorow. The Liamist States are in our estimation the strongest side, now joint scorers with us but with a much stronger defence. "Anyway," Kutzer said with a smile "I think His Excellency banned luck a while back!!!"

Tomorows match against the Liamist States is one that will have the interest of the netural supporters and fans of great, if not historic, matchs. The two big guns of the competition face off in what many people are calling the defacto final. The winners will be hard to beat in the final and the losers a shoe in to win the third and forth place playoffs. None of the two teams will want to lose at this stage after comeing so far and putting in so much hard work. While the Liamist States have a great defencive record, it's interesting to note they defeated Anarquistan by the same score line Naglegrad defeated them by in the group stages, and Naglegrad defeated the Gaian Ascendency by the same score line Liamist States defeated them by in the group stages. Top striker Armand Iziary will be one for the Naglegrad team to watch, as he has put in a great performance through out the cup so far and their entire as indeed has the rest of the forward line, but we too have a sensation in Zoltan Valtyvic, and if Kovac Derasken puts in a good game we shouldn't be wanting in the goals departement. It seems as though tomorows game will be a fight between the defences, which ever can hold out the longest.

Investigation into the matter on the request of Gaian officials showed that Uri Geller, the psycic who claimed responsibility for deflecting the ball away from the England goal during a penelty shootout with Scotland in 1996 from an overhead hellicopter, and who also claims to have stoped the Olympic toarch in the Sydny Olympics of 2000 was not involved. Geller is remaining tight lipped as to his location at this moment, but it is belived the U.S. government has re-activated him as a "Psyic Spy" to track down members of Al-Quida. Investigations into betting paterns showed that no bets on such an incident had been made and police say they do not intend to qustion Mr. Geller, putting the incident in the Qurter Final down to "An act of God"



Dasshacksavli put the paper back on top of the pile as Arnhant indicated to one of the soliders who walked over and picked up the bundle.
"Hah" Dasshacksavli said to himself "it seems like only a few minutes since I did that interview with Kutzer" checking his watch he saw that it was. He and Arnhant had been sent out the day before hand to get the printing operation up and going, to have papers, drink, anything to give to the fans to keep them happy. Two members of the State Censorship Board they were given "freedom" to print "what ever" they wanted...to a certin degree of course. Back home in Naglegrad the printers there would be comeing alive to print off this same story, which had been email back. Dasshacksavli had watched the match and had gone down and interviewed the players after, while Arnhant watched the match on the small, black and white television with the soliders who would now try and keep the crowd back and wrote up a report on it. Dasshacksavli rang from his mobile and told Arnhant what to write about the interview, plus a load of stuff he made up about Uri Geller! They had just about managed to pull it off! Due to the collapse in the econcomy, described in yesterdays paper as "a temporary recession" the papers would probably be given out free, money was worthless. But not the vodka, not after the last time vodka was given out free....
The soliders walked out of the room with the papers and prepared to keep the crowd in order with Kasshacksavli walking behind, perpareing to distrabute them. Just as he was about to leave, Arnhant turned in his chair and shouted
"Oh, by the way Comrade, I forgot to ask you, was it a good game?" as a devilish grin spread across his face. They both burst out laughing.

THE ANARQUISTAN SPORTS GAZZETTE
ANARQUISTAN KNOCKED OUT ON THE QUARTERS
Anarquistan 1-3 Liamist States

Tblisi Arena,Tblisi
There was no time to celebrate the quarter final qualifying for Anarquistan team.After the Match they had straight to the Hotel,where they we're going to to rest before traveling to tblisi,where they would face the Liamist states.Our reporter went on the bus where,in a converation with André Ferreira, the coach /player said he was very worried with the effect this travelling would have on the team.Recht was again injured,and lot's of player's showed a lot of fatigation due to the constant matches.We weren't first in the group so we have to play in other region of South Osettia.

When the players went to Warmup they noticed another problem.Most of the croud was fans of the Liamist team.During the warm up another problem.Van der Lock was Injured,making the coach to put Alamboeh in his place,a fact that revealed to be threatfull to Anarquistan.

Liamist States "soccer" team,has they call Football,have won all matches in they're group,playing great football,so our national team was quit aware of the problems they were about to Face.

With Recht and Vand der lock injured,and after the pour exibition of London on the last match,André Ferreira brought Phillippe,Alamboeh and Mazzioni to the team,entering the field with:
1-André Ferreira (GoalKeeper) CAP.

23-Mazzioni(Right Back)
4-Jorge Silva (Center Back)
5-Ricalle(Center Back)
3-Roberto Leandro(Left Back)

16-Alamboeh(Center Defensive Miedfeilder)
7-17-Juliano Rodrigo(Left Winger)
21-Claudio(Right Winger)
20-Phillipe(Central Miedfeilder)
10-Estrela(Playmaker)

8-di Gallo(Striker)

André made Anarquistan play the same way as usual.Contrling the miedfield,trying to make the best of it.They managed to control the ball,but the Liamists were defending quite strong.

25'1-0 The only chance of goal in all First Half.A pacient exchange of passes by Estrela,Phillipe and Claudio,finally tricked the opposite defence,With Estrela receiving the ball on the area,Making the first.

HALF-TIME
Anarquistan was willing to let Liamist states have the ball possetion.

47' 1-1 Alamboeh lost the ball in a childlish way to Bell.The defence was caught off-guard,and the Liamist player ran alone to the box,puting the ball out of reach from the keeper André.

53' 1-2 Corner to Liamist states at the next post,André was waiting for a header but no one toched the ball,going directly into the net.

83' 1-3 Great play by Liamist states,Swtiching passes quicly,a Nice shot puting the ball on the top left corner leaving André Nailed to the Groung

Full Time
Anarquistan was out,and was going to play fot the 3rd place in South Osettian Region With Gaian Ascendency

Flash Interview
André Ferreira:
"We entered weel,contrloing the game,and manage to get a goal.On the second half I think we shouldn't let them play as they wanted,and we were maybe a little unlucky.
We'll try for the 5th place in the tournement,with the game against Gaian Ascendancy,that has a great team.We'll play our best football and will not face it has a consolation match"

Team line up for playoff

1. GK Save-it Mole
2. LB Moneybags Mole
3. CD Money Mole (C)
4. RB Running Mole
5. LM Strong Mole
6. DM Crossing Caterpillar
7. MC Power Mole
8. RM Booting Mole
9. LF Shooter Mole
10. RF Mega-Striker Frog
11. SC Kick-Start-Frog
Subs
12. GK Learner Mole
13. L/CD Defender Mole
14. AM Good Mole(1 match)
15. R/CF Fire Mole
16. L/CF Striker Mole

General Huthray sat at one of the three chairs set up in a triangle in the apartment of a Sout Osettian hotel. Behind him stood 2 of his 10 man bodygaurd, the other 8 being made wait outside due to the fact that Chanceller Thrillhouse had came with only 2 bodygaurds. Sitting to Huthrays right, neither of them had said a thing to each other since the tall NSB agent had told them sit down. This was quite a task President Brend III had asked of him. Naglegrad had it's airforce situated in Vergast, and was assisting Vergast in the war against mobile tic tacs. Fear was cascadeing through the confederacy that Nagles soccer team was an attempt for him to claim full national status, and atttempt to reasert his claim to the throne of the whole confederacy and reestablish the old Empire. The current Confederacy President, Alexander the Drunken Panda was starting a campaign to promote Scorcion culture, which many viewed as an attempt to take over the Confederacy, and next weak Banjax of Mobile Tic Tacs would take the rotateing Presidency, which would be followed by HIS claim to the throne...and Brend III wanted all this stoped until HE was stong enough to lay claim to the throne! SGE Nagle I had been voted in as Confederacy Minister For The Military, a postition Brend III had held for the last 3 terms and wanted back.
"Demand that he withdraw from the competition and that he surrender his military position. Dam that panda, he gave him too much power!" Brend III had told him before sending him. But Huthray didn't want to see the team withdraw. If they did, Ace Naglegrad Generals Russlavich and Siderenko would be back on the battlefield, and they would drive towards the Tic Tac capital, enaxing everthing in sight, untill it controled enough resources to develop a large army. And of course, if the team did pull out, the greatest tacticil genius that had ever lived would be back, General Macnerheim. The very thought sent shivers through Huthray.

The door suddenly opened inwards. Roars of "I CAN'T FIND THE PUPPY!!!" could be heard from the other room as the door swung shut. SGE Nagle took the other remaing seat, faceing Vergasts envoy and the Jackinackinory leader, Chancellor Thrillhouse, who also had private ambetions and had joined with Vergast to demand Nagles removel from the Military Ministary even though they hated the Vergastions as much as they hated Naglegrad. When this had been thrown out by the Confederacy Parliment, they had came to protest to Nagle personaly. Nagle had 2 bodygaurds behind him too, and he locked eyes with Huthray

"I belive you are the one over this farce"
"I am an envoy from..."
"I know who your from dam it, now lets get this over with, I have a semi final to get ready for!!!"
"I and...the Inorian...representing our Governments, demand that you withdraw from this sporting endevor...now!"
"Well Gentlemen, I may be given no choice tomorow, but I am not leaveing now! You think I'm trying to reclaim the Throne WHICH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE...but no, I am here to lead my team. Next qustion"
"You are living here, well out of the bombs and bullets being fired in the civil war. We demand that you relinquish your post as Minister for the Military" Chancellor Thrillhouse piped up
"Oh, oh that's just rich. Tell me again Chancellor, how many men do you have on the front line right now?"
"That has nothi..."
"Ya, none! You haven't even mobilised an army, and you want ME to step down! General Von Reisingburg gets closer to the Tic Tac capital everyday. Due to YOUR incompetency General" he said returning his gaze to Huthray "The war will still be in progress even if I...my team...make it to the final!!! When I return, I will be able to send..." Nagle could never get over the fact that the rest of the world couldn't see the buffon he saw, then again, he didn't know if it was just him who didn't see the military master mind "...Grand General Macnerheim to comand...THE FIRST EARTH BATTALION!!!!"
Huthray alomst fell out of his chair at the mention of the two most feared things in the world and it took some minutes of flailing around before Thrillhouse got his convulseing under order.
"As you can see gentlemen, there is no need for me TO DO ANYTHING, BUT WAIT!!!! You had better hope I go farther Huthray, because there won't be a village left for your men to attack if the Generals I have here with me get back in comand of their troops soon. IS THAT ALL!?!" Nagle roared, His face almost red with anger.
"So...so...y...your not withdrawing...?" Huthray said meakly
"NO!" Came the sharp short reply
"Am...well...cou...could I have a few tickets for tomorows game?" Huthray asked shyly.
Nagle sighed and reached inside his coat, and pulled out an envelope with "20 TICITS 4 BRAND 3" written on it.
"Here" Nagle said unemotionaly
"Thanks...goodluck tomorow..."
Silence inveloped the room
"Aren't you going to get any?" Huthray asked Chancellor Thrillhouse
"No, I got mine this morning" Thrillhouse replyed, lifting up his shirt to show he had a black Naglegrad soccer jersey under it.
"Those things are selling like mad on e-bay. The Minister for the Economy has been forgeing signatures and selling them for a nice profit" Naglegrad said pointing to the jersay "For some reason Sherman Drovastan is the most saught after"
"He hasn't started yet has he?" an innocent Thrillhouse asked
"Ah...no...he's....amm....a back...injury...YES, a back injury, that's it, yes....ahh, some drinks gentlemen?"
The three men rose and walked to the door which was opened by one of Nagles gaurds. Both Envoys walked out ahead of Nagle as he turned to flick of the light switch...or was he flicking it on? One of his gaurds had held a small pocket torch for the duration of the converstation, which wasn't a strange one by Confederacy standerds. Nagle looked around the now almost completely dark room and thought to himself "This may be one of the last times I ever turn off these lights. Ah, what will tomorow bring. Glory, or failure. Will all this have been in vain?" Again he flicked the switch as the blown bulb, the glass from which had been cleaned up only this morning, through the room into....almost...complete darkness....again.
Nagle turned and almost walked into General Huthry who was frozen solid, watching GG Macnerheim being wheeled away. Nagle had told the GGs aides not to have him in the same room as the Envoys, it would destroy the myth.
"He's tiard gentleman, been giveing a speach on tactical outmanovering..."
"Oh" Huthray said
"...at sea!"
Huthrays jaw nearly hit the floor "Naglegrad doesnt have a navy!!!" he thought to himself in pure shock "Do they?"
Nagle hid a smile from the General as he saw shock ingulf his face. No, they had no navy, but let them put that in their pipes Nagle thought, as shouts of "I SERVED THREE YEARS WITH THAT PUPPY!!!" were heard in the background
"That must be a navel destroyer, or a platton...or a sub!!!!" Huthry thought to himself, as he tried to remain standing.

Nagle turned over again. He was too worried to sleep. Tomorow was a big day.
"The semi-final!!! Feels more like the final!"
He was pretty sure He Kutzer and Russlavich had gone over everything with the team. Ways to counter the Liamist frontline, ways to break the Liamist backline. It did acctualy sound like a military war plan when they had gone through it on the board after the envoy left, and Grand General Macnerheims shouts of a cavelry charge were almost included in the teams plans for the match. Ah Grand General Macnerheim...
Even though no one knew his age, Macnerheim was without doubt the oldest man in Naglegrad, indeed the whole confederacy. He is the only person ever to have served under the Monarchy, the Junta and now Nagle. Already quite old when the Monarchy collapsed, Macnerheim had lead a force in an attempt to save the Monarchy, but failed. When the demented religious Junta came to power they alloud Macnerheim stay on, thinking him a "usless old fool". When a young military General declared an upriseing and attempted to install himself as the next Kaiser, Macherheim was essential in the collapse of the Junta, even though already in a wheelchair. When it looked as though the civil war would break out, Nagle had deceided that this decriped old man couldn't go into battle, and General Macnerheim was given a retired Generals Benifit and put in the finest home in the Empire. Indeed, Nagle thought to Himself, it was a night like this that He had been proded awake by a wrinkley hand. He opened His eyes to see a gang of old wrinkley people wandering around His bedroom in nightgowns, and the glowing face of General Macnerheim next to him. Saluteing in his wheelchair, Macnerheim proudly proclaimed "Sir, we have escaped enemy capture, Sir. We and the rest of the platoon await orders Sir!"
"The rest?" a bleary eyed Nagle asked as He got out of bed and walked to His window. Their, in the gardens of the Imperial Place were an even larger group of elderly people, wandering around, some haveing heated arguments with the trees or potted plants. None of the Palace Gaurds had been alerted and to this day Nagle still hadn't figured out how General Macnerheim had managed to scaled the 3 floors and gotten in the window of Nagles bedroom in a wheelchair. The next day the State Police examined the burned out charred remains of the Home for the elderly, all the staff tied up outside. Macnerheim had thought himself captive and had escaped, back to battle.
So it was deceided that, while maybe not very etical, Macnerheim would be sent into the Civil War, to die a soliders death, as he truely deserved. Knowing he wouldn't live to see his first payment, the Military reinstalled his his wage, elevated him to the position of Grand General and sent him out at the head of a small battalion to a certin death against the Tommyists. 4 days later Nagle presented him with a medal for receving injury in battle, being shot in the right sholder, a medal for excellence in command, completly routing an army 7 times larger then the one he had been given and a medal of excellence on the battlefield, beening able to report 23 confirmed kills, even though he was in a wheelchair and completely paralized in the left side of his body. He became the only man ever to be awared by the Monarchy, Junta and the new Monarchy, and was awarded later on after Nagle was forced to renounce claims to the throne.
At one military meeting several years back, Nagle asked GG Macnerheim if he would like to make a speach. From his chair he said "Thank you Princess Jodie" and went into a large rant about the new invention of gun powder, and that the Chinease could spread Communism faster then ever now. He suggested that "Her most beutiful Majesty" pointing at Nagle "should ask Her father if we could send an envoy to try and swap some large rocks with the south Americans for their gun powder". The other Generals gathered tried to stop from blurting out with laughter as Macnerheim continuesly winked at Nagle for the rest of the meeting.
It had been deceided to give him a break from the front line and was bought along to watch the matchs. Being wheeled onto the plane the day Nagle flee...left the capital he kept shouting "It's about time we went to get our rocks back of the Chinease, the gun powder they gave us is no good!!!" and before the ranting about "the puppy" had started he demanded every five minutes to meet with Gorbachov to get his rocks back "Rocks that could be working hard in the front line....IF WE HAD A CATAPULT!!!! THEY COULD MAN A GIANT CATAPULT!!!"
Yes, he truely was one of the greats. While his speachs seldom made any sense, Nagle was sure they would continue to inspire the team to....
Scrape through.
They scraped their way out of the group (even though in the Naglegrad dialect, many would have said they scrope their way through) and now had scraped their way through another match.
"We won't be able to "scrap through" the Liamist States" Nagle said to himself, stareing at the celling. He could never sleep ahead of a big day, and the lack of sleep for the last week was driveing Him spare!!! Cans of red bull would be required tomorow morning.
"Well Capt. Ted, you've been pretty quite lately" He said to the oil stained stuffed teddy bear beside Him. He thought it would be harder getting used to sleeping without a night light after the NSB put 3 bullets in it.
"But I can get through anything as long as I have you Capt. Ted. Your my best friend, you and Stanaslov"
"Thank you Sir"
There was no roar or scream or late 19th century dueling pistol blast this time, just complete silence. After a few seconds the stuttering began
"do...do...don't...e....eve....ever....do....th...that....ag...ag...again...." came the weak reply from Nagle, whose eyes were glazed open in absolute shock
"Yes Sir, Sorry Sir" came Stanaslovs reply from the shadows, some where off to the right of the bed.
"How...how long have I been telling you not to do that again Stanaslov?"
"About 7 years now Sir"
"THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING IT!?!?!"
"Contract clause Sir"
"Dam you and your contract Stanaslov!"
"Yes Sir"
"And stop saying yes sir all the time"
"Yes Sir"
"Bob, I can't even remember what Capt. Ted was saying now. Thank you Stanaslov! Well, as you've frightened me more awake then I was before, give me your thougts on our chances of winning tomorow"
Silence
"Oh thank you very much, that boosts my confidence greatly!!!"
"Well Sir, the team has been improved as much as it can be. This is the best line out we have. As has been said, the Liamists won't be a push over Sir"
"You know I hate when things aren't a push over, don't you Stanaslov?"
"Yes Sir"
"Ah well, we've came far. What can we do now but show up and try not to lose to many men to disease during the retreat...or something like that! No point worrieing, I can do that when the shells are falling around my bedroom again when we get back home. Get me some hot milk Stanaslov, it'll help me sleep"
"Yes Sir"
"And make sure to lace it with Vodka and sleeping tablets the way I like it, It helps me sleep"
"Yes Sir" Stanaslov said as he put his hand on the door handle
"More Vodka then Milk Stanaslov"
"Yes Sir" Stanaslov said as he opened the door
"And more sleeping tablets then Vodka Stanaslov"
"....leave it to me Sir" he said as he closed the door behind him
"He's a good man ted, you and him are the only ones I can trust"

Nagle was asleep by the time Stanaslov game back with the letal concoction, sucking His thumb as He allways did
"Good night Sir" Stanaslov said and drank the milk in one go as he sat back down on the chair he had been looking over His Excellency from for the last few nights
"Plesent dreams Sir" he said as he began to nod off.

Journo Tries To Score
Eaks Blushes
Press Conference

Sitting left to right: Illario Forster (Media), Hal Bell, Christian Dressel, Armand Iziary (Forwards), Rod Manoni (Captain), Jackson Eaks (Midfield), Mi Rainford Jr (Goalkeeper)

Forster: With a big sigh of relief we’re here with a win. Play nice ladies and gents.

Journo 1 (Wehling): Rod, was it intentional for the team to be so defensive or was it brought about by circumstances?

Manoni: Probably a little of both. While our backs aren’t well known outside of the Liamist States, they do most of the work for the team and have saved our asses countless times.

Journo 2 (Renaga): Hal, the forward line seems strong. Care to comment?

Bell: Well, we have done a lot of practice together and the ball for us is like a gluon to a proton. It brings us together and all we want to do is sink that sucker into the goals. If we have to wait eighty-five minutes for an opportunity, we’ll do that. We’re patient and can strike like lightning.

Journo 3 (Pickles): Mi, defence again. How did you and you backline hold up?

Rainford: Pretty well. With the Anarqs pounding away like that, it was only a matter of time really. I’m glad we could hold out in the last seven minutes though. It proves to ourselves we can handle pressure and still play well. We’re ready for those Naglegradian strikers.

Journo 4 (Jardin): Jackson, that was a pretty spectacular goal today. Run us through it.

Eaks: I didn’t even intend for it to happen. I thought I’d missed it all together and it had swung wide. I was aiming for Iziary’s head. He must’ve been in the right place at the right time. Although, technically I did miss my intended target, but that’s ok just this once I should think.

Journo 1: The Naglegradians have declared the final tomorrow to be the de facto final. How do you respond to that?

Rainford (in chorus): “How do you respond to that?” I’ll tell you one thing, Chicanada must be smarting from that. I know we’re good and Naglegrad is also as good but Chicanada deserves some respect. They will probably be declared Vilitan champs, by no means any easy feat…wait a second, yes it is! Dammit, I wish we’d drawn *swear*ing Vilita as our region.

Journo 2: You and Naglegrad have had two common opposition and in both instances the scorelines were the same and in your respective favours. How do you think tomorrow’s match will go?

Manoni: Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes down to a penalty shootout. Luckily, we have the best goalkeeper in the tournament who should be able to stop one or two.

Rainford (proudly): Thank you, boss.

Journo 2: Who will be taking the shots if that happens?

Manoni: Bell, Iziary, Dressel, eaks and myself.

Journo 3: When you’ve been challenged in the past, the team has leaned back on its defensive line for most of the early parts of the match and then struck back later in the game. Will you be using those tactics again tomorrow?

Manoni: Probably. If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it. Although, our team is being reshuffled. We’re running a little more defensive than usual in a 5-2-3 formation. A little unconventional but it should pay off. Byron Paskell will be brought in as an aggressor. I don’t think the team will mind if we pick up a few yellow cards or even a red. We can still probably win the final proper with a second string side.

Rainford: Ouch.

Bell: The truth though.

Rainford: Mm-hmm.

Journo 1: Any special plans for Naglegrad that you can let us in on?

Rainford: I tried to con my father into doing a tactical nuclear strike on Naglegrad but he said that wasn’t a good idea. But he did promise to nuke someone soon.

(Light laughter)

Manoni: That’s an official no.

Journo 4 (smiling kindly): Feeling a little better today, Jackson?

Eaks: Yeah, it was just a relief to get into it. I’ll be bawling my eyes out again pre-match tomorrow with nerves, like I was today but no, this buoys me somewhat.

Journo 4: Yeah, well, if you need comfort, I’m here for you.

(Rainford wolf whistles)

Manoni: Woooooh! Go Eaksie.

Bell (mutters loud enough to be heard): Never let a woman near that boy. It’s like a black hole for sex or something.

(Eaks blushes somewhat)

Eaks: Uh…th, thanks.

Journo 4 (smiles): No problem. (Back to normal journo self) Right guys, on behalf of the entire Liamist media, except our stupid rivals back home who didn’t even care enough to come out here, declaring you lot to be over and out after your first match, we wish you a firm good luck. Naglegrad too, but not so much.

Manoni: Thanks.

Forster: And good luck from me too. I would dearly love to see you all win. Thank you, Neva and the rest but times up for now. We may see you tomorrow as either South Osettian champs or looking for a crunching victory in the third place play-off.

Line-up for the South Osettian Final:
GK: Mi Rainford Jr
LB: Alvaro Wiggen
LCB: Byron Paskell
CB: Fidel Wanhywe
RCB: Son Defino
RB: Moises Cratic
LM: Rod Manoni (C)
RM: Jackson Eaks
LF: Hal Bell
CF: Armand Iziary
RF: Christian Dressel

*Late that night*

Katya Kerensky was up late again as usual, trying to figure out how to make the most of the breaks and misfortunes that the Gaian team had experienced so far. It was at this at this hour that Defensive Coach Ni Morisato sauntered in.

Katya looks up.. "And the verdict?"

Ni, a natural born from Tar Gonduwa and a long time friend of Katya just replies. "No a drop of sake in the sleep quarters. I don't they have it in them tonight."

Katya just half giggles.

Ni then takes a seat on the couch, in the team's designated quaters while they 'resided' in South Osettia, a simple hotel about three kilometers from Tbilisi Arena. The team office had been well used since the team arrived, as Katya felt hard work was worth the rewards.

Ni mentions. "Did you hear about the 'psychic' idea that is being leak out about the match?"

Katya groans and leans back in her well worn in office chair. "Yeah..

..but then it's no different than us having battle soldiers with angelic souls in them. Really though, I don't care. The fact it all came down to something like this at the end of the match, more makes me worry about our team conditioning. Twice we've faced good teams, and twice we've been at the losing end.

..what does that say for us as a team when we go for the 'big' time. The World Cup is going to be a heck of a lot harder than this small tourney is."

Ni nods. "Then we're dropping the matter?"

Katya nods. "The hell with it all. I want to beat Anarquistan instead." Ni chuckles. That can be done."

Katya though then pegs in. "We're sticking to the attack scheme we've been using. And I want the team ready for the World Cup by using this match to start doing it."

Katya then goes into one of her famous 'strategy' trances, famous ever since she was a assistant coach for the Jurai`alheim Local team. She drags out how to better get speed and long term ball control, by showing why it was taken from them the previous two matches they lost.

She also showed how the Anarquistan team could be beaten, and more and more, Ni started to believe in the words. Even he had to admit, even though there was little left to gain in the BoF Cup, the most important thing to gain, was to win going out. Confidence was the key factor here.

Ni eventually asked. "What if we lose again...?"

Katya stops for a moment.............

...then she says it simply. "Hell no. I won't let my team lose this game. I won't...

..I promised my fiancee a trophy to be proud of. Fifth place, third place, whatever.

..I promised."

Ni just smiles. "I only promised my wife a bottle of the local wine here."

Katya looks over at her friend in the shaodwy office..

"You're an idiot."

"Yup.."

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Line up for Third Place Regional Final:

Keeper: (Home Guard)
GK: Kelse Howe

Defenders: (Shield)
RD: Lincon Dinor
LD: Julian Masaki
CD: Xan Tsgen

Midfielders: (Armor)
LM: Fasha Clark
RM: Eros Maine
CFM: Russel Issac
CRM: Pryde Tamara

Strikers: (Sword)
LF: Sean Masaki
RF: N`Buta Kerensky
CF: Ian Andersen

ANARQUISTAN SPORTS GAZZET
BOF NIGHT SPECIAL

After the match against liamist's the coach,captaing and goalkeeper André Ferreira gathered everyone from player's to Anarquistan's FA responsibles at the hotel's big living room,where Anarquistan journalist's were aloud to enter,to give a speach about the team's perfonce at the BOF.3 wins and two defeat's was a good balance,even more if you think that we both started that 2 defeats on the front,and in the first one,we've dominated the 90 minutes.Ferreira also talked about the mobilization for the nations first ever international competition.Beeing a people very proud of theyre civil right,they like this way to shoow themselves to the world,.We have a important match yet to do,and that would make's us return home a lot happier,and the people back home deserve this.
After this everybody picked up they're stuff,and the responsibles handled the logistics for the team to head to Gori,we're tomorrows match will be played.

Arrived at Gori,the team headed directly to the Gori Ring,where they made a 30 minute practice,to get used to the light and field.

André Ferreira,Peter Recht and Roberto Leandro appeared at the press conference after the practice:
André Ferreira:
"We now got Recht back again,althoug Juliano is unable to play tomorrow becaused he picked up an injury.I was counting on putting him on the bench,but his one less solution for the match.We've also gained Van der Lock but Ricalle got his 3rd yellow card on the competition and can't play.Kalapuzov has been working real nice and will play on the first eleven.Tomorrow I will play with two strikers.Maniatovic will play side by side with di Gallo"
Peter Recht:
"I'm really happy I can play tomorrow.I'm really looking forward to help the team reach 3rd in the region,and 5th in the tournment"
Roberto Leandro:
"This is going to be a very closed match,where a free kick can make all the difference.If an oppurtunity like that come's,I'll br ready to take it"

Anarquistan will play against Gaian Ascendency with:
1-André Ferreira (GoalKeeper)

23-Mazzioni(Right Back)
4-Jorge Silva (Central Back)
15-Kalapuzov(Central Back)
3-Roberto Leandro(Left Back)

6-Van der Lock(Center Midfielder)
7-Recht(Left Winger)
21-Claudio(Right Winger)
10-Estrela(Playmaker)

18-Maniatovic(Striker)
8-di Gallo(Striker)

After the press conference the team went straight to the Hotel,and are only getting out for the match.All players are ordered to rest.

Final Comment:
Anarquistan morale is up top,has they acomplished the main objective that was to pass the group fase.After the tomorows match against Gaian Ascendency our team his going home and prepare to face the World cup qualifying group,that is not going to be easy.This tournment was very good to see the team's spirit,and helped to to win positions at thw world ranking,that's can give us a good draw fot the world cup qualifyng group.A Win tomorrow will make all the difference

LLonngeylin, Vilita

While most of the Chicanada team slept, Coash Jesnui Viladetta and his assistants were reviewing tapes on Funny Looking Islands in preparation for their Regional Final. After deciding to take a break, Viladetta located the best feed from Chicanada - Canal4 - who was airing a special on the Baptism of Fire. The coaches decided to idle away some time by watching to see what the people back home had to say.

Canal4's anchor Kilsey Flannigann was talking over footage from a press conference aired earlier on Northern, one of the smaller news channels in the Federation. On screen speaking was Mi Rainford Jr from the Liamist States, along with his team and coaches. He was responding to Naglegrad's belief in a de facto final. Rainford's comments about wishing to have been placed in the Vilita regional, as Chicanada becomming the regional champ would be easy raised several eyebrows on all four coaches. Considering they had been so focused on just winning the game ahead of time, it was both weird and funny to see other players talk down Chicanada's accomplishments.

Mar Osstende broke the silence as Canal4 went to break, his strong northern accent asking "Who was that snot nosed brat and who does he think he is?"

Jesnui stayed silent for a moment, as if to calm his own surprise at the statements comming from the teams in South Osettia, and responded: "He's a goalkeeper on a team that buys into it's favorite role. If I recall the news from there that team has constantly played as if they were scared of their next opponent before running circles on them, so now they're getting slightly cockier. If the Liamist States and Naglegrad want to play 'de facto final' at Ashtarak Track let them. I will not see this team feed into their egos. Not when we've come this far."

Mar, clearly frustrated, spoke out again. "But you know the team will find out in the morning..."

"No they won't," Jesnui said coldy. His small frame seemed almost deflated by the late hour and trying to make sense of film and televised reports on the Funny Looking Islands. "It does us no good to let them know what's being said when they could easily loose focus on their next game. Hell, half the players are ready to go home and start League play rather than compete in the World Cup, even after Footy pushed the season back."

Terrince Livingston, who served on the the CFF as well as coached in the League, arched his eyebrows at Viladetta. "But what difference does it make letting them know?" he asked. "Maybe they'll be more fired up and run all over the Islands and show both teams over there that we mean business. Besides, we all know they'll play in 21, what's the harm in getting them fired up?"

"No harm...maybe, or it might change their focus to a final we are not in just yet and may not even make."

Mar, Terrince, and the very quiet Kristoff Lundvensen took a moment to think that comment over. Of course having an angry team would be beneficial, but would it hurt their chances to move on? Should they make the team angry after the game, regardless of a W or a L? Meanwhile, Jesnui turned the channel from Canal4 to the auxillary channel and placed more matchplay from the Funny Looking Islands in.

"C'mon," he said, "We're gonna have a long day tommorow and we need to be more ready than we are right now. And for the last time Mar, we are NOT changing our lineup or our formation."

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Three rooms down, Loeb Noebi, Baston Jillien, Jersey Openzender, Clarence Erigne, and Samuel Kleriton were staring at the Canal4 footage. They had seen the press conference in full as well as Naglegrad's. They saw the people predicting easy wins for those teams in the Championship and Third Place games. They saw footage of both teams promoting themselves as the biggest, baddest, best football teams in the tournament. They saw all the matches in clips blinking quickly across the screen. They sat there, stunned at how little they knew about their opponents, how much the coaching staff was willing to keep mute and only praise accomplishments and asking the team to stay focused on just their previous and next matches, and it finally settled on the lot what they were there for - to win.

Not to just do well as they and the coaching staff believed in the beginning, but to beat every team standing in their way, every team that proping themselves up as the most dominant team there. Hell, the Liamist States lost to Naglegrad and their players just assume they're better than Chicanada?

And it finally became clear that regardless of play they were the underdogs going into their final games. Goals scored, excellent defense, great coaching was clearly not enough to impress people. They were the being assumed as the Kings of the Weaker Group and would be the sacrificial lamb to the Big Bad Wolf or his Not As Big Wolf Cousin.

Loeb asked quietly if they should tell the rest of the team. The other four sent cautious glances around before deciding it would be best for the team to not know and stay focused on the match ahead.

"I'd rather loose to Funny on penalty kicks than listen to either of those teams gloat about how they're gonna run all over our regional winner, personally," Baston said as the teammates returned to watching footage from Funny Looking Island's game earlier. "But, I think it might be more fun to stop a team cold and quick and show those two who they're dealing with."

"Hopefully who they're dealing with...But we can't let this affect us too much. I'd rather not raise the ire of the coaches in loosing this game," Samuel spoke quietly as they all went back to studying the film.

OOC: Again, taking the piss. No offence. References to the technology are in my NSWiki entry.

To Chicanada Football Federation & National Side,

The Liamist States has some fairly advanced technology. Some of it is top secret. Much of it has military applications, even intelligence applications.

Mi Rainford Jr is the son of Mi Rainford, Commander of the Liamist States Military Forces. Senior Rainford has some very close connection to the Liamist States Intelligence Agency, one of the most effective intelligence agencies in NS.

So, it may not be a huge shock to the media that any Liamist spy satellite can hear anything above a conversational whisper from a 100km low orbit. It just so happened that the LSSS-E13 satellite was low orbiting over Vilita, late at night when most football officials, players and staff should be sleeping. Senior Rainford has put in a request on his son’s behalf to see if the tech guys could pick any juicy footballing information while over Vilita or South Osettia. It took approximately twenty minutes for news of that Chicanadan conversation to reach a very sleepy and quickly enraged Mi Rainford Jr. Thirty seconds later he was in my room, raising a storm. I was offended by the comments. While it’s not a crime to offend someone (but then we are also supposed to recognise the right to privacy), you can still be hung, drawn and quartered by the media and the Liamist States has connections.

Liamton is a member of the Liamist States Empire and a resident of The Exodus. They initiated some of the projects Chicanada is in charge of now. Liamton is also a member of the Senate of The Exodus. The Liamist States could probably pull a few strings [OOC: not really, just playing up the arrogance and putting some fear in] and have Chicanada, as a nation, punished for a few loose lips. Hell, it would only take one Spear class submarine for the Liamist States to decimate Cana, Colombo, Acadia, Douala, Jaxx, Livingston and Rosa City in less than an hour.

Sure, these are just idle threats. We want Chicanada to play at their best. But quite frankly, their best isn’t good enough. Assuming we win against Naglegrad (which may or may not happen), not only will we have had a harder time to get to the final, we will have cruised most of the way there. That says a lot about our skill as a team. Mi Rainford Jr has only let in TWO goals, both against top notch sides. How many has the no name goalkeeper from Chicanada conceded?

The last team that pissed off the States is now playing off for third in a regional group and we reckon they are better than you. Just keep the sledging for on the field and well get along fine. Unless you don’t like to lose.

Yours sincerely,
Illario Forster,
Media, Liamist Football Association.

P.S. I'm releasing this information and letter to the Liamist States media. They will have you for dinner...in the threatening sense.
P.P.S. "The Chicanadian Sports Federation: Integrity in Sport, Sportsmanship both on and off the field" - what a crock!

Fired up and ready to go

Funny Looking Island head coach, John Burgandy, today proclaimed to the press and a team press conference that his side were "fired up and ready to go". He proclaimed that the team is "itching to cause an upset against Regional favourates Chicanada and the boys will give them one hell of a game. The late games in the BoF competition are as important as the games in the actual world cup as every team wants a piece of silverware". The Islanders look set to take on an attacking formation on what proves to be a high tempo game.
Zackers, who has proven to be the star player in the team, indicated that if the team performs to the best, they WILL beat Chicanada. Zackers has said that this is going to be the best game yet in the BoF.Head coach, John Burgandy, has also come out and said that "we must remember that we have a world cup to play in yet as well so the players better not get to emotional and get themselves sent-off, as we still have to qualify for the real thing after this. The games kicks off at 3.00pm today. Don't miss it.

Vilita Region :: Final (BoF SF)

Funny Looking Islands [1] - [2] Chicanada


Vilita Region :: 3pp0

Bryn Shander [0] - [4] Moleland



Chicanada will remain in Vilita for the Baptism of Fire Cup Final against the South Osettian Regional Champion at the Tivali Ring Stadium in Alikki-Corra, Vilita.

Funny Looking Islands are off to South Osettia for the BoF 3rd Place Playoff.

South Osettia Regional Final (BoF SF)

Naglegrad [2]-[2] Liamist States AET

Liamist States win 4-3 on penalties


South Osettian Regional 3PP0

Gaian Ascendancy [1]-[0] Anarquistan


Baptism Of Fire Cup Final

Chicanada vs. Liamist States (@ Tivali Ring, Vilita)

Baptism Of Fire 3PP0

Naglegrad vs. Funny Looking Islands (@ Ts'khinvali Stadium, South Osettia)

Naglegrad Knocked Off
Magnificent Marmadukes To Face Kowardly Kodiaks
Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times

Ashtarak Track.

Thump. Thump. Thump-thump. Thump.

Thump. Thump. Thump-thump. Thump.

Thump. Thump. Thump-thump. Thump.

The sounds of the Liamist States Marmadukes fans getting psyched for the game. The noise was coming from a combination of stomping feet and clapping hands. It was a pure ionosphere atmosphere. I felt dizzy. It was primal. It was unreal. It was the Marmaduketeers creating one of the finest sporting atmospheres seen. They are a psychological force to be reckoned with and probably as much responsible for the team’s success as the defensive and forward lines were. The Naglegradians had to be a little intimidated for sure. On the other hand, they could easily be shot for failure and I suspect fear is a spectacular motivator. The Naglegradians and Marmadukes took the field to the screaming growl, rising to a roar, from the audience. Kick-off.

The Marmadukes pressed early, probably catching the Naglegradians off guard. The forward five, Bell, Iziary, Dressel, Manoni and Eaks, worked like they did to seal the game against Anarquistan. They were unstoppable, until they fired off shots, in which the goalkeeper was more than capable of stopping them. You don’t become a top flight team for letting in goals. It was going to require something special. That or a free kick from just outside the box, which Rod Manoni gladly accepted. The Naglegradians put up a wall and placed the keeper. Manoni beat them all in the fifteenth minute of the match and slotted a real beauty away. It flew over the head of the right most member of the wall and swung to the left, beating the keeper and nearly punching a hole in the net. The Marmadukes had scored the first goal and knew they would need more to put this baby away.

Naglegrad struck back in the thirty-sixth minute, probably leaving it a little late for their black shirted fans. The Marmadukes had taken two young, two very aggressive defenders onto the field, as their first line of defence: Son Defino and Byron Paskell. Up until now they had gotten away with some very questionable slide tackles. It was no longer, after Son Defino brought down Derasken very hard. Kovac got up, to his credit, instead of rolling around crying, with a limp. Derasken was awarded a penalty and Defino a red card. A massive upset cry of frustration came from the Marmaduketeers. How could they go on against such a strong team one man down? Kovac knocked the goal sweetly and was rewarded with a nice, easy goal.

Four minutes later and the first half of the hardest international match the Liamist States had played was over. It was one all, neither team really scoring goals but winning them as penalties for being attacked. The Marmadukes were down to ten men but coach, Jamus Spring, probably expected that. Why else would you train up a defensive thug like Defino and Paskell in international games unless you wanted them to get the spikes into someone? Defino would probably not go unpunished, missing out on any chance at the final of the tournament, even if the Marmadukes came out on top. Sooner than expected, the break was over and we were back into the game. Kick-off for the second half.

The ten Marmadukes took to the field, looking nervous. Bell, Iziary and Dressel had been shut down effectively and looked like they wanted to break out. They wouldn’t get a chance to do so for a while. The Liamists had pulled back into a 4-2-3 formation, although under the pressure Naglegrad put them under immediately, it was more like 8-1-0. The Liamist States defence was being tested, tested like it had never been before. But then, if one team was going to hold under this pressure it was the Liamist States. That is until minute seventy-one when Byron Paskell, thug number two, brought Kovac down again inside the box. This was not a good sign. Red card for Paskell and another penalty for Derasken. Rainford was helpless and didn’t even attempt a save. The ball hit the back of the net and the Liamist States were behind for with eighteen minutes to go. The crowd took a collective deep breath.

The Naglegradians were relentless. They wanted one to seal it and send the Marmdukes to a third place play-off. They didn’t get it. I had about a litre of nervous sweat at my feet and I was one of the calmer Marmaduketeers. We needed something to spur on the team, a psychological song, perhaps. I had the perfect choice in my head and I led the Marmaduketeers on this one. I began with the thump, thump thump-thump, thump rhythm from the pre-game tension:

Thump. Thump. Thump-thump. Thump.

Thump. Thump. Thump-thump. Thump.

Thump. Thump. Thump-thump. Thump.

Declare this an emergency.
Come on and spread a sense of urgency.
To pull us throoouuuugh,
And pull us throooouuuugghhh.

Its tiiimmme for a miracle.
Its time for something Biblical.
To pull us throoouuuugh,
And pull us throooouuuugghhh.

Proclaim eternal victory.
Come on and change the course of history.
To pull us throoouuuugh,
And pull us throooouuuugghhh.

Some of my nearest fans looked at me as if I was Liam himself, who was actually present but in a corporate box somewhere. I stole a few glances and he was just like any other Marmaduketeer: nervous and excited. Anyway, I think I had stumbled onto the new anthem for the fans. And the song seemed to affect the team as they slowly turned the tide.

Hal Bell was the final scorer with just three minutes remaining. It seemed like something Biblical indeed. As the Marmadukes increased their attacking, the forward five slowly moved toward the goals. Eventually, Hal Bell found himself with some open space on the corner of the penalty box. Leaning at an almost forty five degree angle, and not falling over, Bell struck that ball. It spun everywhichway and into the goals. The Marmadukes and fans alike could not have been happier. I received some back slaps for my song efforts. It had spurred the team on and they managed to equalise. Amazing. Even more so amazing when the referee blew the full time whistle and the scores were deadlocked at two a piece and the Liamist States with only nine players.

Breathless, many of the Liamist States fans finally had a chance to sit down in the break. Many of them got to contemplate the consequences of a golden goal scenario. The situation certainly favoured the Liamist States who could turn momentum over in a flash and take an attacking team and give them a wedgie as they ran past to score. One goal was all it took. Just one mistake could seal your fate. The pressure was on. The air in the Ashtarak Track stadium felt twice as heavy as normal. It was time: kick-off.

Fifteen minutes, no goals. The ball was passed back and forth between the teams almost endlessly. The midfielders were worked out beyond belief. Neither team was going to give an inch. Neither was going to let them attack and wait for a counterstrike opportunity. Why leave yourself so open? And so, with the teams so evenly matched, the first half of extra time went nowhere.

Another fifteen minutes of play passed in the second half of extra time and it was more of the same. No side giving an inch. The match was going nowhere. That’s not to say the match wasn’t exciting. I spent half my time on the edge of my seat, the other half on my feet, waiting, hoping and wishing. No opening for either team really came. Some shots were fired but they were ineffective. The two hours of play wrapped up with a blow of the whistle from the referee.

It was time for the two most thrilling words in the football vocabulary: penalty shootout. It would be striker versus goalkeeper in a match to the death. Naglegrad were to have first shot. There was dead silence in the crowd.

Naglegrad – shot 1: Goal. Derasken slotted it up the middle of the top of the goals. Rainford went left (1-0).

Liamist States – shot 1: Goal. Bell equalises with a slow, low shot. Korantian went right (1-1).

Naglegrad – shot 2: Goal. Valtyvic fires into the top left. Rainford stands his ground (2-1).

Liamist States – shot 2: Goal. Iziary pulls us back level with a brilliant spinning shot that curves around the keeper (2-2).

Naglegrad – shot 3: Goal. Rainford guesses wrong and the ball heads left (3-2).

Liamist States – shot 3: Goal. Dressel pulls us in front with a lucky shot that comes in off the side post (3-3).

Naglegrad – shot 4: Miss. Hersfelt hits the crossbar (3-3).

Liamist States – shot 4: Goal. Manoni hits it straight and square and the keeper dives left (3-4).

Naglegrad – shot 5: Do or die shot. Russlavich steps up. He runs in, feints and taps the ball the other way! Rainford is not fooled and puts himself between the ball and goal line (3-4).

The stadium erupted. Rainford collapsed and I doubt it if a more fitting player could be found than the Defensive Commander to have won the match for the Marmadukes. There was no need for a final shot, they couldn’t be beaten. The Marmadukes were through to the Baptism of Fire final. Liam looked as ecstatic as any other Marmaduketeer: head tilted back to the sky, eyes closed, fists pumping in the air and lungs screaming for air totally devoted to screaming. It was pure ecstasy for all of the Liamist fans and the players who were hugging one another with congratulations.

One final song to see the Naglegradians out of contention from the Liamist fans and a somewhat more polite choice than yesterday’s:

We’re sorry Mr Nagle.
We are for real.
Never meant to make your team cry.
We apologise a trillion times.

We’re sorry Mr Nagle.
We are for real.
Never meant to make your team cry.
We apologise a trillion times.

A massive cheer came from the standing Liamists, seeing one of the finest rookie teams ever off the field. The Marmadukes did a lap of honour, which the crowd followed with a Mexican wave and the team retired from the pitch. No doubt weary and wanting to be fresh for the final. They were through. Only one match was left, the match against one of the most potently evil sides in human history. A team that would be spat on in any of the Liamist States territories: Chicanada.

((OC- I went with my own interpretation of the score, even if it didn't reflect in the offical scoring. I like a little drama. =^^= ))

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South Osettia Regional Final (BoF SF)

Naglegrad [2]-[2] Liamist States AET

Liamist States win 4-3 on penalties


South Osettian Regional 3PP0

Gaian Ascendancy [1]-[0] Anarquistan


Baptism Of Fire Cup Final

Chicanada vs. Liamist States (@ Tivali Ring, Vilita)

Baptism Of Fire 3PP0

Naglegrad vs. Funny Looking Islands (@ Ts'khinvali Stadium, South Osettia)

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The air in Gori Ring was electric., had been electric for the whole match, and even more electric now, as the Gaian team were covered all over each other in celebration, dogpile style. =^^=

The one at the bottom of the pile though had the most to celebrate.

Coach Kerensky though sat down, both knowing that their tournament was over, and also, that she could keep her promise.

She looked over at Ni, who was still flat on the ground in shock.

She just mumbled to herself. "This is going to be a long career."

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GUNN Sports Desk: ~ Despite only playing a 3rd place match as well as for only 5th place in the Baptism of Fire Cup, this match has been the defining moment of the young careers of our national team players.

Anarquistan proved to be yet another strong team, and yet again it was a great match. However this match saw another first for the Gaian Team.

The Gaians from the start of the match, were able to hold control of the ball and act on their strategy with more success. However the Anarquistan team were able to take more than enough control to keep the Gaian defense busy as well.

Howe again was a wall, and this time he held through even several tense moments throughout the match. André Ferreira the Anarquistan Keeper proved to be just as tenacious.

The first real oppritunity came when Sean Masaki intercepted a pass from Kalapuzov, and Masaki passed a high kick to N'Buta. Only a brilliant save by Ferreira at the 24th minute saved against an early Gaian goal.

At the 33rd minute, Anarquistan Midfielder Estrela kicked the ball deep and got past the Gaian Defenders where Striker Maniatovic managed to get into position past Xan Tsgen. However Maniatovic kicked it just wide enough for Howe to deflect the ball away, away from the net.

Both sides made three more attempts each, but the Keepers just were 'unkind' to all comers. At the half though, neither side looked unwilling to let the other get past them. The second half was a even more intense defensive struggle, as both sides knew this was it for them both in the tourney.

At the 46th minute, Anarquistan Midfielder Estrela again managed to advnace the ball, forcing the Gaian Defense to react. Yet again though, Howe managed to deflect the deep strike.

Ian Andersen had the best chance for a goal in the 51st minute as he intercepted a pass between Roberto Leandro and Van der Lock, and ran it to the Anarquistan goal box, and had a clear shot. But his leg strength got the better of him as he shot it wide to the right past the goal.

Anarquistan Midfielder Claudio managed yet another attempt at the 57th minute. Gaian Midfielder Eros Maine overplayed the ball and Claudo intercepted. However his shot to Striker di Gallo was caught by a charging Howe, as he kicked it away to the far left Anarquistan side.

From the 60th minute on though, the Gaians suddenly began their infamous 1-5-4 press and sewn confusion in the Anarquistan ranks. However Keeper Ferreira managed to keep his cool and deflected all shots to him. Even under the intense pressure, the Anarquistan players managed to keep the Gaians from taking advantage of their strategy fully.

By the 86th minute, the Gaian pressure waned a bit, and the match seemed heading to extra minutes.

Even at the 90th minute, the Gaians kept up the pressure, and still the Anarquistan defense was unyielding. At the 92nd minute of Overage time, Masaki nearly broke through with a headed pass to N'Buta, that was intercepted by Ferreira, with no small amount of frustration to the Gaian Forwards.

Extra time ended with a scoreless tie, and for the first time, the Gaians had to do penalty kicks to decide a match.

The Anarquistan's started with Playmaker Estrela, and his kick was a straight shot that Howe caught easily.

Andersen took his turn but his kick was off-balance and Ferreira deflected easily.

Both nation's fans were singing at this point to give both teams support, as di Gallo took his turn. He made a brilliant feint, and only an equally brilliant dive allowed Howe to stop a certain goal.

N'Buta Kerensky then took his shot and barely missed getting it past Ferreira, as Ferreira edged the ball away to the upper left, bouncing the ball off the goal post.

Both sides were on edge, as Maniatovic came up. Howe however was equally unflinching. Maniatovic tried to arc a shot to the upper left corner, but Howe almost looked like he anticipated, by shooting off in that direction, and literally punching the ball clear, and just barely from all looks.

That meant the next shot came down to Sean Masaki, and Ferreira seemed easily ready to make another save. Something however happened this time that seemed less skill, and more fate at hand. Masaki, just before he shot, looked at his team bench for some unknown reason, aparently with Andersen shouting something despite the crowd, and as a result, Masaki took an extra step back.

Masaki then made an incredible slide kick, and from accounts, slid in with his right foot, but then double kicked with his left, shooting the ball in an angle that Ferreira finally couldn't react fast enough to. Despite a hard reaction dive back to the right, the ball slipped past and the Gaian crowd about shook Gori Stadium to the ground with the roar that ensued.

However, despite the celebration, Coach Kerensky threw the team back to calm, as Right Winger Claudio came up. Within moments the cheers dinned down as Anarquistan's fans roared for a tie.

Howe faced down the most important moment of his life, as Claudio lined up to the far right for his kick. However Howe made a brilliant pre-emptive move, as he jumped forward just as Claudio reached the ball for his kick. The Anarquistan Midfielder was noticably caught off guard and his kick failed to have enough impact, as Howe easily kicked the ball away, causing the Gaian bench to rush the field, as the Gaian crowd chanted away like mad.

At the bottom of the celebratory dogpile was both Howe, as well as Masaki who had reached Howe first. Also could be seen was Coach Kerensky standing on the sidelines as his assistants has collapsed in a state of delirium.

Later, the Gaians congratulated the Anarquistan, and Coach Kerensky was seen shaking the Anarquistan Coach/Player André Ferreira hand.

After at the winning news conference, Kerensky added the following. "We took it to them, they took it to us, and every thing came down to how a good game should be, right at the end, and in a memorable way.

..no matter how you look at it, we came away with more than what we wanted, and we're going to enjoy what glory this gives our team. I personally want to congratulate Anarquistan for showing why they made it this far. If it wasn't for them, the world wouldn't have had another great match.

As for us though, we are going to party like there's no tomorrow."

Howe had this to say concerning his incredible defense. "After the let down from the Naglegrad match, I promised myself not to fail again in such an important match.

..and I kept my promise this day."

Masaki had this to say after redeeming himself after the unusual event that led to the defeat against Naglegrad. "I certainly feel much better today. I also feel great that I redeemed my nation's honor as well.

..I just hope everyone at home is ready for a party."

Kernesky again.. "We came here with honor, and even with a fifth place finish, we have succeded in our task. Now we look forward to the World Cup and far greater challenges.

..but for now, we've done our all. I think a rest is warranted.

We also wish Liamist States and Chicanada well in their Final, as to the same for Naglegrad and Funny Looking Islands in their match. We hope to meet each one down the road one day.

We also thank South Osettia for having hosted this tournament, and also that we hope to attend this tournament again down the road.

Above all else, we've had fun. We really have."

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With this, the Gaian inital caompaign comes to a close. However this is far from the last the world will hear of this team. Many more victories, and defeats await this team, but no matter what else, the Gaian destiny has been written in a new vein..

..and the world has another strong team to content with from now on.

But for now, 5th place will do.

This is the Sports Desk saying Good Salons for now, and congratulations to our national team winning 5th place and 3rd in the region.

[OOC: Oh, not offended at all. And the CSF motto? Is indeed bullshit.]

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Off to the Finals

Morata Valley, Vilita:

Let the fun begin!

Chicanada locked themselves into the Grand Final of the Baptism of Fire by beating a dangerous Funny Looking Nation side 2-1. Captain Jude Westington led the scoring for the team, getting a penalty kick goal in the 47th minute and 65th minute to push the team to victory. The FLI did score a late goal in the 86th minute to make it closer together.

"We were very excited for this game," Westington said at a press conference after the game, "We wanted to show everyone we were ready to play and play very well." Jorden Pullman, who got an assist on the second goal, said, "We're very proud to be representing Chicanada here and cannot wait to play an excellent team in the Liamist States for the title."

Oddly enough, questions posed concering comments made by the team concering their opponent, the Liamist States, were ignored or overglossed. Coach Jesnui Viladetta said "The issue over the comments made by us are in private discussion at this moment. Will will only state we have high respect for the Marmaduke side as we have for every team we have faced in this tournament and that we look forward to a glorius matchup between our teams. Furthermore, we do disagree with comments made by Naglegrad and the Liamist States concerning their regonal final as the de facto final because they still have to play us, and maybe we did have the easier region as some say. But we have earned our way into the final and we just assumed we could have the same level of respect towards our guys as we do to each player on theirs. Should we loose, as everyone but our players think we will, we will shake their hands in congratulations like we would with any team. Of course we wish no ill will between our teams and look foreward to an excellent match."

Kodiak Football will play in their first ever final play against the Liamist States at the Tivali Ring in Alikki-Corra, Vilita tommorrow. All major viewing venues will be open at 0000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 0700 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on Canal4, CanaTV, Northern and Channel 7.

The official roster released from Chicanada for the BoF Finals:

Coach: Jesnui Viladetta AS Cana
Assistant: Mar Osstende Acadia
Assistant: Kristoff Lundvensen Verde Mund
Assistant: Terrince Livingston Bishop FC

Starters (4-4-2 scheme):
GK: Jersey Openzender AS Cana
DF: Zatorsky Dallas AS Cana
DF: Hejduk Killnger Acadia
DF: Loeb Noebi Saint Croix
DF: Eroden Venlill Bishop FC
MF: Damarus Bastian FC Livingston
MF: Baston Jillien Bishop FC
MF: Timon Glendell Saint Croix
MF: Jude Westington Mission
FW: Samuel Kleriton Bishop FC
FW: Weston Kozten Bishop FC

Reserves:
GK: Jilin Dumaire Township
GK: Timonn Lisbon Acadia
DF: Tony Cherundolo Bishop FC
DF: Gordan Elish FC Livingston
DF: Eren Ferejen Bishop FC
DF: Grant Twellman FC Livingston
MF: Clarence Erigne New England, Paradiso
MF: Perides Mastroeni Acadia
MF: Morrison Omeni AS Cana
FW: Eeglin Ingelton FC Livingston
FW: Chinglin Erish Bishop FC
FW: Jorden Pullman Verde Mund


Funny Looking Island [1] [2] Chicanada
Funny Looking Island (1) (86) Westington (3) (47)
Westington (4) (65)

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Meanwhile, back in Cana

Presidum-elect Janiene DuMaier sat at her desk in the Chicanada Ministries Building glaring at the assembly before her. "So, to who do I owe the pleasure of reciving this note?"

The group in front of her came from the Chicanada Sports Federation, and none wanted to provide any answers. The public outcry over news from Liamton, a member of the Liamist States, concering private comments made by the team in their hotel room being released, was too loud to ignore already and with their teams to meet in one day, Janiene was in the mood to play the entire thing down but knew there was no way to just yet.

"Well? Well, let me understand this perfectly." She paused for a moment, considering the language of the letter, and considered playing charades or telegram in order to keep their meeting...well..secret. That's too childish she thought and whatever I would say here I would say in person. Damn scandals breaking out, I just got the damn job.

"So, our players and coaches saw press conference footage from the Liamist States and found it odd and slightly disrespectful to us as the other teams may or may not see us as a non-issue in the Grand Final or whatever. They say so believing they have no reason to stay quiet or their statements will be publically leaked to international media and make their way back to my office. Now I get mail from the Liamist Football Association, telling us they know everything said, was releasing private information to their media which means our media gets it hours later and threatening military attacks against us for statements our players made. And you expect me not to be irritated?"

She let them think about that for a few minutes while she went to the High Chambers. Usually empty as the Colonial Assmebly is meeting in Eastentown, it is abuzz with noise as the state government tries to prepare a response. Overhead, the Chicanada National Team was in a press conference and she saw the team more stressed than ever before.

It is so odd to see private statements..and filler comments made by a group...used against them for no other reason than because it made others mad. I have half a mind to pull the entire team from the final and the World Cup due to this. Hell, they're threatening to expell us from the Markeplace project because of this? I just can't understand all of this. She sighed heavily and asked if anyone had any ideas as to what they need to do.

A short Risian assistant to the High Minister suggesting taking the issue to the Exodus Senate, should we feel threatened by Liamton. It would normally be rejected as Liamton sits on the Senate but other than approaching the Avenging Angels in assistance no other alternative was give. Janiene, looking tired from the constant press reports she's given in wake of the situation, returned to her office where the CSF officials who were in quiet discussion.

"Gentlemen, I sincerely hope you have a possible solution. For I would rather not make you force a forfit for us and withdraw our team from the Baptism of Fire Championship. But if I have to pull them, you will."

[OOC: It's been only 4.]

Cana

Janiene DuMaier sits at her computer, finishing an e-mail to the Chicanada National team. She pauses to make sure everything looks right before sending.

The to Proud Kodiaks:

We in Chicanada could not be more proud of your performance at this
years Baptism Of Fire Cup and look forward to your match against
the Liamist States tommorow.

As you know, we in the High Ministry had discussed pulling the team
due to the notice from the Liamist States and their leakage of private
conversations. Whiel we will deal with the Liamist States on a formal
level, we have decided it is best for you all to defend the honor and
pride of Chicanada tommorow rather than be intimidated into
submission.

We look forward to the game and whatever the results may be.

Good Evening and Good Luck!
Janiene DuMaier,
Presidum-Elect, Federated States of Chicanada

After making sure it read how she liked it, she hit "SEND" and let it head towards Coach Viladetta.

It had been a long day, longer in making sure final preparations for the Grand Final airing and making sure police were prepared for any result from the match.

I'll send a dipatch to the Liamist States tommorow Janiene thought to herself as she gathered her belongings and headed to the taxi waiting for her. Maybe everything will calm down and clearer heads will prevail.

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Morata Valley

Jesnui opened his laptop and noticed a High Emergeny e-mail. Opening it, he saw that the Government would back their team playing tommorow after all. Glad I didn't cancel that practice Jesnui thought to himself as he printed the e-mail to be given to the team otherwise we'd be worse off than before.

The team had been told to keep quiet about the unfolding private commentary scandal and to not discuss anything about the BoF without any of the Coaches present. "Better to be safe than stupid, as I always say" Mar commented after the game. They had planned for an eveing press conference long in advance but that was cancelled at the behest of the government back in Cana.

Walking on eggshells for saying shit in private is ridiculous Jesnui thought and chuckled as he gradded the printouts and headed to where his team was loading up. They decided to take a shuttle to their destination - Alikki-Corra - and Jesnui was the last to arrive. Passing out the e-mail, Jesnui reminded them that tommorow was indeed the biggest day in Chicanada history and win or loose they would be seen as sports legends back in Chicanada.

As the shuttle departed their hotel, Jesnui thought before going to sleep Here's to comming out looking decent tommorow.

I’m Gonna Kill You
Says Eaks
Press Conference

Sitting left to right: Illario Forster (Media), Hal Bell, Christian Dressel, Armand Iziary (Forwards), Rod Manoni (Captain), Jackson Eaks (Midfield), Mi Rainford Jr (Goalkeeper)

Forster: Welcome to our penultimate press conference. We’ll be taking questions from you regular four.

Journo 1 (Wehling): So, did you hear the song toward the end of regular time?

Manoni: Of course. We’re not deaf.

Journo 1 (proudly): I came up with that. What do you think?

Eaks: You wrote that?

Journo 1: Well…uh…no….I just thought of it…

Rainford: Well that’s much less impressive.

Bell: It was very nice. Uplifting.

Iziary: Damn well timed too.

Dressel: Extremely appropriate.

Journo 1: Thank you.

Journo 2 (Pickles): Were you worried at any point in the match?

Rainfrod (sarcastic): Oh no, I wasn’t worried at all when we conceded two penalties, received two red cards and went into a penalty shootout where it all came down to me.

Eaks: I was crapping myself the whole match. I even cried at halftime.

Journo 3 (Jardin): Aww, baby…

Bell (rolls eyes): Yes it was worrying but we’re cool now.

Journo 3: How do you guys feel about Naglegrad?

Iziary: Pretty good, now that we’ve kicked their asses.

Dressel: They are an excellent side and we would have been happy to meet them in the grand final, if only one of us had drawn Vilita as our region.

Rainford: Let’s just hope they don’t get shot for their abysmal failure.

Journo 4 (Renaga): I’m guessing the news of what Chicanada said about you reached you?

Rainford (tight-lipped): Yes.

Journo 4: Thoughts?

Rainford: I think Mr Forster expressed my thoughts perfectly.

Journo 2: So how will you be treating them in the final?

Rainford: Like *swear*.

Bell: I wouldn’t be surprised if the fans boo them each time they touch the ball.

Manoni: Our line-up will have to change, obviously with Paskell and Defino suspended. But our remaining back will be playing very, very hard football. We don’t like being slandered.

Journo 1: Did you pick anything else up?

Rainford: No, our satellite was busy with other things today.

Journo 4: Do you have respect left for the Chicanadans?

Rainford: Well I did try to defend them as a quality side in that press conference but no, I don’t think they are worthy of it.

Journo 3: Do you see this as a method of psyching you out?

Manoni: Well, no. How could they have known that we were listening in on a satellite that passed over just as they were discussing us?

Journo 2: Any words for Chicanada?

Rainford: You will not get past me.

Manoni: I will get past any of your walls.

Eaks: Im gonna *swear*ing kill you.

Bell: That’s a little psychotic…

Eaks: I meant figuratively. I’m going to kill them on the field.

Bell: Ah. We will win.

Iziary: Just start printing the papers: Marmadukes Win BoF Cup.

Journo 1: Good idea. I’ll get on it.

Journo 3: We’ve just had word through. Chicanada has extended a hand of peace. How do you respond to that?

Rainford: By slapping it away. Snot nosed brat, indeed. My nose is very clean, thank you.

Eaks: We're going to smack their *swear* asses.

Journo 3: Hear, here. How have been preparing for the game?

Manoni: Watching Chicanadan videos and feeling the most pure of hatred.

Bell: Same old, same old drills.

Rainford: Penalty practice. It may happen again and I will not crumble.

Iziary: Doing some late night psyche outs. The wetting bed thing again, like when we played Gaian Ascendancy. We're getting a group of Marmaduketeers together to sing outside of their hotel tonight. Unless the SOPD bust us.

Dressel: I'm just going to relax with today's FMR GP.

Forster: Well, good luck, guys. Hope you win it all. Thanks to the media for showing up and we’ll see you tomorrow.

Line-up for the Baptism of Fire Final:
GK: Mi Rainford Jr
LB: Alvaro Wiggen
LCB: Kendrick Goodness
CB: Hugh Killick
RCB: Thomas McQuary
RB: Moises Cratic
LM: Rod Manoni (C)
RM: Jackson Eaks
LF: Hal Bell
CF: Armand Iziary
RF: Christian Dressel

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Chicanada expects chilly reception in today's finals

Alikki-Corra, Vilita:

"Expect us to be gentlemen, even if they shit on us."

That's what Coach Jesnui Viladetta said when his Kodiaks arrived in Alikki-Corra for the Grand Final of the Baptism of Fire against the Liamist States. Marmadukes fans and Kodiak fans are up in arms alike concering leaked comments made by Coach Viladetta and one undisclosed player concering comments made by the Liamist States about their region, the strength and competitiveness of the Vilita region, the "de facto" final and ability of the Kodiaks to compete against them.

"We have come to play a game and will not feed into intimidation by our opponents due to my comments," Viladetta responded to the press questions on the situation. "We have the upmost of respect towards the team as we have playing every opponent in the tournament and they have proven to be one of the best, if not the best, in the tournament. We look forward to a great match with them and look forward to see if they are indeed the best team on the field."

Viladetta chose not to respond to questions posed concerning the recent Liamist States press conference as the team was on the road during the conference and had yet to get a copy of the release.

Players were kept from the press during check in to their hotel concering the matter. It is believed the team did change hotels after Viladetta's press conference due to fears of retaliation of any sort by Liamist State fans. Several Kodiakheads in attendance for the finals were arrested in scuffles with Liamist fans at parties outside the Tivali Ring, in addition to six fans protesting the match and calling for both sides to forfeit due to their behavior towards each other.

Asked about the scuffles, Viladetta had no response but to ask both sides to enjoy the game and to treat each other with respect. "That's fine if the fans want to boo us but everyone should be able to enjoy the match without fear on either side of attacks by others." As for the protesters, "You can never please everyone. Rivalry and talking crap in the press and in private is common in the sport to help fire teams up. Hell, those fans probably talk smack about my team [FCC Champions League Member AS Cana] when they are home."

Concerning shuffling the team around, Viladetta did say he would be benching Goalkeep Jersey Openzender, who has given up three goals, for original starter Jilin Dumaire. Otherwise, no major changes are expected to the line-up until start time.

Kodiak Football will play the Liamist States Marmadukes at the Tivali Ring in Alikki-Corra, Vilita today. All major viewing venues are open at 0000 CST for pre-game entertainment before the match. The game will start at 0700 CST. The match will be broadcast nationally on Canal4, CanaTV, Northern and Channel 7.

In related news, Presidum-Elect Janiene DuMaier called to send her congratulation to the team and promised that all of Chicanada will be proud of their success, regardless of a win. In a press release, DuMaier said "all of Chicanada backs our guys on the field and hopes for a clean match, free from malice in light of a developing international scandal." She also said in the release she was planning to contact Illario Forster and others with the Liamist Football Association after the game to discuss the situation more thoroughly. More than likely any contact will be done though Telegram and not be public knowledge until any decision is made. No comment was made towards rumors that the High Ministry considered pulling the team out of the Final and World Cup XXI over security issues for the team.

Marmaduketeers Should Relax
Press Release

The Liamist States do not condone the use of violence against innocents.

The Chicanada national football side, their staff and the Chicanada Football Federation are to blame. Do NOT attack Kodiak fans.

Marmaduketeers found in violation of this policy will be arrested and charged by South Osettian police. When they return home, they will be arrested and charged again by Liamist States police for treason (incitement of violence overseas on behalf of the state and violation of the Second Right). When their prison sentence is completed, Hal Bell will personally take you out the back and thump soccer balls at you. Can you handle losing money in fines and lawyer fees, time in prison and brain cells from being hit in the head with a soccer ball by a champion player, just for a stupid scuff with idiots? No.

The Liamist States Marmadukes are more than capable of physical and verbal intimation tactics against Chicanada. We do not need our fans to denigrate themselves by following suit. Save your energy for verbal insults and singing: emotional trauma lasts longer.

Please do NOT start a riot.

Thank you for your continued support.

Baptism Of Fire 3PP0

Naglegrad [3]-[0] Funny Looking Islands

Congrats to Naglegrad for achieving third place. Now we eagerly await Vilita for the cup final result.

Statement From Liam
Press Release

Dear Marmadukes,

You have embodied the spirit that I set forth all those millennia ago. The entire Liamist States Empire is behind you. We are all proud of you.

Congratulations to you on making it thus far. I wish you all the best of luck in taking it one step further.

Liam.

The Baptism of Fire Cup Final

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Chicanada [0] - [3] Liamist States


Congratulations Liamist States, the Pre-World Cup 21 Baptism of Fire Cup Champions, joining a long list of past champions including Turori (Currently #8 in the World), Sarzonia, Eystrck, Maserrat, Lethislavania (Current World Cup Hosts) and South Osettia. I applaud the incredible effort by Liamist States, Naglegrad, Anarquistan, Chicanada and Moleland for their incredible contributions to the cup, making this the most competitive Baptism of Fire Cup in history. Thanks to all that participated, and good luck in the World Cup.

The Sjwitz Team has enjoyed the tournament and would like to send it's congratulations to Liamist States,who deserved to be the winners.

Congrats also to Naglegrad, Anarquistan and Sonaron for the nice games that made the group exciting. Other impressive teams: Chicanada and Moleland, kudos to them too. Sorry if we forget some.

The team would also like to thank South Osettia for the great accomodations in which the players were housed during the tournament. We were informed that the organisation was great (by Zulma, Catherine, Burt and Benno) but it proved to be even better. We would have liked to play in Vilita too, but that unfortunately didn't happen.

(OOC: Sorry also for the moderate RP's from myself, I tried but RL is taking up my time atm, hopefully I get my own computer soon so I canspend more time on NS.)

Chicanada InterCanton Press

Chicanada Finsh Second

Close but...

Ending any discussion over controversy or which region was stronger, Chicanada suffered it's first loss in International play, a 3-0 pounding by the Liamist States.

"What an excellent team," Coach Jesnui Viladetta said after the game, "Very controlled and very skilled in play. We threw everything we had but it did not work out in or advantage. We're very happy with a second place finish and look forward to NS World Cup XXI and possibly facing them again."

In a hostile atmosphere due to comments made earlier in the week, the Kodiaks played hard and long, quickly chnaging their formation after a quick goal by the Marmaduke side in the 8th minute. But changing formation and goalkeeps porved to be ineffective as the Liamist States scored in the 25th and 60th minutes to put the game well out of reach. Yellow cards piled up on both sides in the match, as aggression between the clubs seemed to work itself out amongst the cheering fans.

The Kodiaks will be returning to Cana tonight and taking a rest before begining preparations for World Cup in Eastentown next week. There will be tryouts for secondary replacements in case players choose not to compete in the World Cup.

[OOC: Figured we'd either loose by four or loose by penalty kicks. I hate it when I'm right :-p]

Congrats to Liamist States for their impressive victory. It's teams like them that make the Football world shine.

Sincerely,

Lord Excellency Aleaic Saloam Kerensky
Gaian First Throne

Katya Rose Kerensky
Gaian Team Head Coach

Liamist States.
Congratulations on your victory and too all the other nations who took part. An enjoyable time was had by all.

OOC: Yaaaaaaaaay for me! Thank you to all who congratulated me and further thanks to Chicanada, Naglegrad, Anarquistan & Gaian Ascendancy who proved worthy opponents and thank you to South Osettia and Vilita for hosting. Good job everyone.

Marmadukes Win BoF Final
LSTV

Presenter: And wasn’t that a great FMR grand prix? Liamist Racing Tech finishing first, second and sixth. Right, if you didn’t catch it live or the prime time encore, here’s a third edited replay of the Chicanada-Liamist States Baptism of Fire final in Vilita. [Cut]

Mallory Renaga: And welcome to our Greater Liamist States viewers as the last to join us here on LSTV. On my left, the exceedingly beautiful Necia Rainford-Bell, once married to the goalkeeper, now married to the striker.

Necia Bell-Rainford: Hi.

Renaga: And on my right, Ted Wehling, Liamist States Times, a man who has been present for every match and was responsible for yesterday’s equalising psychological song.

Ted Wehling: Good evening. Amazing atmosphere tonight isn’t it?

Renaga: Sure is, Ted. And as the pre-match entertainment wraps up, the players will come out on the Tivali Ring field, warm-up and we’ll be underway.

Wehling: I can tell you that I am veeeery excited to be present for this game. No one quite expected to come this far, but now that were here, it just seems natural. What do you think, Necia?

Bell-Rainford: Huh? Sorry, I was just filing my nails.

Renaga (audible eye roll): Riiight, moving right along. (Covers mike and whispers to Wehling) Don’t talk to her. She’s just here ‘cause her agent was relentless about getting her involved in some way. Just pretend she’s not here. (Uncovers again) And as the final roadies clear off, we can expect the Marmadukes and Kodiaks to show their faces soon. But first we’ll take a look at their respective paths here.

Up on screen now are the crappy Kodiaks:
Group
2-0 d. Moleland
3-0 d. Pubiconia
4-2 d. Rittarstan
3-0 d. Allanea

Quarter Finals
1-0 d. Bryn Shander

Semi Finals
2-1 d. Funny Looking Islands

Wehling: Certainly a much easy road to the final than the magnificent Marmadukes, who are up on screen now:
Group
3-0 d. Danieljoh
2-1 d. Gaian Ascendancy
5-0 d. Nifty nick
3-0 d. Krakatou

Quarter Finals
3-1 d. Anarquistan

Semi Finals
2-2 d. Naglegrad (on pen.)

Wehling: Although it’s not really reflected in the scorelines. What is reflected is how great the Marmadukes really are.

Renaga: Damn straight. A full capacity seating of 87 000 people here today: some locals, some Chicanadans and a ton of Marmaduketeers. And it looks like, they’re ready… yes, they are and here come the Kodiaks…

(Kodiaks run out on pitch to massive boos and jeers)

And here are the Marmadukes!

(Massive roar of approval as the Marmadukes run out, doing a few laps that are followed with a Mexican wave) [Crossover Dissolve]

Five Minutes Later
Renaga:...The referee is set and ready to roll with kick-off for Chicanada.

Wehling: The crowd is really wild today but they aren’t throwing anything…yet, which is a good sign.

(Continual boos and jeers)

(Chicanada taps off and are pressed hard early by the forward five of the Marmadukes)

Renaga: And it seems the Marmadukes are making ground on the Kodiaks without even having the ball! They have come here to play and are forcing Chicanada to panic some as their passes are becoming increasingly wild… [Crossover Dissolve]

Eight Minutes Later
Renaga: …Ooo, that’s a completely uncalled for hard tackle from the nameless Chicanadan back. He’s brought down a Christian Dressel making good ground.

Wehling: He’ll get a yellow for this.

(Ref gives out yellow)

Renaga: And so the Master of the Boot, team captain, Rod Manoni, steps up to the ball, ready to slot that one in.

(Manoni runs over the ball and heels it back to Dressel who slams the ball down a very narrow channel between the goalposts and the last player of the wall)

(Sounds of Marmaduketeer-altered Song 2 chorus in background)

Renaga: Hot damn! What a spectacular goal! Manoni (chokes with excitement) tricks everyone and passes back to Christian Dressel who slams that baby home! Liamist States 1, Chicanada 0 with only eight minutes elapsed.

Wehling: Amazing. We don’t call them the Magnificent Marmadukes for nothing.

Renaga: We sure don’t and let’s see this again on replay... [Crossover Dissolve]

Sixteen Minutes Later
Wehling:…If they want to stay in this one, Chicanada will need to be the next to score.

Renaga: Certainly, and…and Hal Bell is on a break! He’s sweeping down the left side of the field at a big rate. He swaps onto his right foot at the top of the penalty box and crosses over to Christian Dressel who’s mid-air and deflects the ball past the keeper! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

(Dressel runs around with his shirt over his head)

(Sounds of Marmaduketeer-altered Song 2 chorus in background)

Wehling: Amazing. We don’t call them the Magnificent Marmadukes for nothing. Liamist States 2, Chicanada 0 and the Marmadukes have a strong hold on this match now. There’s a fair bit of time left but can Chicanada break through a mostly rested and one of the strongest defences in the tournament?

Renaga: I would think not…[Crossover Dissolve]

Fifteen Minutes Later
Renaga: Chicanada are still down by two goals and the ref looks to beeee reeadddy to blow any second now.

(Ref blows whistle)

Wehling: There we are and its halftime.

Renaga: So, Ted, 2-0 at the moment and the Marmadukes are still pressing hard.

Wehling: It’s a good team. I think they showed that against Naglegrad, which it turns out was a de facto final, by managing to tie it after two hours of football and only nine men on the pitch for the last forty odd minutes. I think we can hold it and perhaps even extend the lead.

Renaga: Necia, any comments?

Bell-Rainford: It’s good to see hubby do so well.

Renaga: Excellent (suppresses a sigh). Anyway, we’ll be back after these messages from our very kickass sponsors. [Cut]

Five Minutes Later
Renaga:…Both teams are back out on the pitch and its the Liamist States turn to kick off.

(Massive roars of approval)

Renaga: And it looks like they are picking up right from where they left off, pressing very hard. This is a bit of a different side of the Marmadukes, isn’t it?

Wehling: Sure is. Normally, they lean back on the defence and then make lightning breaks and slam home a goal or two. Yesterday we saw a stalemated Marmadukes for a good portion of the match and today they are showing they can be very aggressive attackers. It’s a good sign of the depth present and bodes well for the upcoming World Cup XXI.

Bell-Rainford: XXI?

Wehling: Twenty-one.

Bell-Rainford: Ah. Sorry, I get confused between normal numbers and those weird…what are they? (Snaps fingers) Hindu-Arabic numbers!

(Renaga sighs, mutters idiot under his breath) [Crossover Dissolve]

Fifteen Minutes Later
Renaga:…The forward five are now equally spaced around the penalty box, hemming in the defence, and passing the ball back and forth very quickly.

Wehling: We saw something similar against Anarquistan but I had no idea that the defence could be hemmed in. How ironic.

Renaga: We wait for the shot…

(Marmaduketeer cheers lull, waiting for the strike)

Renaga: There’s a chip from Eaks to Bell, who takes the volley shot! And…it’s good! Hal Bell takes the Liamist States to 3-0 over Chicanada!

(Sounds of Marmaduketeer-altered Song 2 chorus in background)

Bell-Rainford (squeals): Ooo good job Hally Baby.

Wehling: Amazing. We don’t call them the Magnificent Marmadukes for nothing.

Bell-Rainford: You say that a lot don’t you?

Renaga: He does but he’s not nearly as annoying as you (turns off Bell-Rainford's mike). I may get fired for that (we hear the sounds of a very petulant, angry woman in the background) but I think we can all agree its for the best her begin shut up.

Wehling: It is indeed… [Crossover dissolve]

Thirty Minutes Later
Renaga: …The ref blows the whistle and brings the Baptism of Fire final to close, mildly anticlimactic with a 3-0 thumping of Chicanada, with the Marmadukes in control for the first hour and then easing off, to give the defence something to do.

Wehling: It was a good performance indeed. Simply amazing. We don’t call them the Magnificent Marmadukes for nothing.

Renaga (Switches off Wehling’s mike): Well, so, the Marmadukes will return home with the stunning Baptism of Fire trophy and get prepped up for the WCXXI qualifiers, which of course, you’ll get all of from us here at the Liamist States Media Corporation. Until then, have fun waiting. [Cut]

Presenter: Brilliant. The Marmadukes were unavailable for a press conference post-match but we’ll forgive them this once. Although Jackson Eaks was quoted as saying “Mothr*swear*ing Marmadukes in da house!” in response to Raindford’s “Marmadukeeeees: *swear* yeah! Come to save the mother*swear*ing day, yeah!” and Bells drunken slur of “I lurve you…” He went into the bedroom after that, followed by his wife and half of the Marmadukes. Some good times for all concerned, no doubt. Well it’s been a Super Sunday for the Liamist States but now it must come to a close. Until next time, goodbye. [Cut]

Congratulations to all participants, in particular Liamist States. For those of you who haven't discovered the World Cup threads yet, you are all invited to the World Cup 21 qualifying, and have been drawn into a qualifying group.

Useful World Cup Links:

World Cup 21 - Rosters Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8233977)
World Cup 21 - Roleplay Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399019)
World Cup 21 - Scores Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399362)

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